Rob and Kristen- Lather. History. Repeat.

Oh yeah, I´ll tell you something
I think you´ll understand

Robert has disappeared...

Yes

Of course

there have been the usual 'sightings'

You know...

Partying and kissing on mysterious blondes

Yeah, because Rob is always being 'caught' with other chicks.

(Sarcasm. Make a note of it)

But let's face it kiddos 

We don't know where he is.

And I'm digging it.

Yes, I said digging.

Because the desperation on both sides of this fandom

is highly entertaining.

Is that mean?

Nah... just honest.

When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand

Don't get me wrong...

I'm all for Rob and Kristen being together.

And if they aren't right at this moment...

They will be.

Soon enough.

Honestly.

Don't you people pay attention?

When was the last time we saw Kristen?

Not nary a sighting since she landed in London.

You do realize that both Rob and Kristen

are masters at getting around undetected...

And by masters I mean they fucking travel in and out

of other countries without being seen.

Oh sure...

We get the occasional airport picture

but that is NOTHING in comparison to what we don't see.

And I love it.

Oh, please, say to me
You´ll let me be your man

I mean... 

COME ON

Don't Robert and Kristen ALWAYS end up in the same place?

It's not a hard question.

Think about it.

Here's a hint...

YES!

I could list all the cities and places 

where one has turned up to be with the other

But do I really have to?

It doesn't matter where they are.

It doesn't matter how far apart they are.

It doesn't matter.

Because love does find a way.

Where is Robert right now?

Where is Kristen?

Could they...

possibly be together right this minute?

Do we have to wait until someone twitters about it

to know where they are?

Well... some people do.

if it fits their agenda.

But the truth is...

WE DON'T KNOW

and isn't that positively glorious?

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

I love the thought of Rob and Kristen...

living their life

their love

in plain sight

without anyone being the wiser.

And please, say to me
You´ll let me hold your hand
I wanna hold your hand

I'm giddy with anticipation.

I really am.

Because sooner or later...

Love is gonna getcha.

And Rob and Kristen will end up

TOGETHER.

Lather.

History.

Repeat.

And when I touch you i feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide

Final thoughts.

1. It came to my attention that some haters were

actually making the effort to go out and hide

copies of "W" magazine with Kristen on the cover.

Mind boggling... yes?

Oh sure... they might laugh it off

but it reeks of bitter foam.

Are you so insecure and threatened by Kristen

that you have to go out and do something so 

blatantly ridiculous and childish?

Do you think it hurt Kristen in any way?
Or did it just make you look like a jealous fool?

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I say that something
I wanna hold your hand

2. Guess what?

I'm still smiling about 'where's Rob?'

I can't wait for the next sighting.

Where will it be this time?

Who will he be with?

Will he still be in L.A.?

London?

NYC?

You have to admit... 

the possibilities are almost endless.

Will he have Bear with him?

Will his hair have grown back properly?

Will he have major scruff?

Will he be holding Kristen's hand...

AGAIN???

Edge of the seat

Pins and Needles.

And when I touch you I feel happy, inside
It´s such a feeling
That my love
I can't hide

3. Isn't holding hands wonderful?

It's like staying connected to someone...

sharing intimate contact no matter where you are.

Something so simple

So sweet.

Holding onto someone you love

Someone you need to be touching...

Wanting to show you are indeed

TOGETHER.

Robert and Kristen seem to enjoy holding hands.

There have been so many pictures of them 

doing just that.

An innocent gesture of love.

Yeah you, got that something
I think you´ll understand
When I feel that something
I wanna hold your hand

4. I know this isn't even remotely nice...

But this fandom makes me laugh.

On a daily basis.

Usually laughing AT someone

But great moments of laughing with people, too...

Oh sure...

There are moments of complete disgust

and absolute bewilderment...

But for the most part.

Laughs.

Lots of laughs.

Stop trying so hard.

Really.

It will be OK.

I promise.

I really do.

Seek and Ye shall find.

Have some faith.

It's all right there.

Right in front of your face.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for truth.

As in Rob and Kristen are in love.

T for together.

If they aren't together right this very moment?

They will be.

Count on it.

T for Tome.

My heart belongs to Tome.

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Forever and Ever...

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

This is completely out of left field but...

Remember that song that Lee McDougall sang?

You know the one...

"Falling in Love for the Last Time"

And there was all this controversy about who wrote it

Because a lot of people claimed that if Rob didn't write the lyrics...

He at least had a hand in writing them.

Well.

I have a hard time believing that Robert didn't write this song

for Kristen.

It's just... 

TOO perfect...

You know?

It brilliantly describes where Rob was at one time...

Falling hard for Kristen Stewart.

Falling in love.

For the last time.

Maybe...

Just maybe.

Robert did write the lyrics.

Maybe.

Rob and Lee worked on it together...

Maybe.

Rob wanted to help out a friend.

Maybe.

It's the sublime way Robert wrote down

his feelings for Kristen at that time.

Maybe.

He has written so many more songs for her...

Can you imagine??

And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

OK.

I kinda got off track a bit there.

Sorry.

Anyway.

Kristen showed up last night at the LA Film Fest

to help Chris Weitz promote his new movie.

I think the mutual admiration between Kris and Chris...

Is all kinds of charming.

Kristen looked positively beautiful.

Honestly.

It seems she just gets prettier and prettier...

and lately

She just seems to be glowing with happiness.

Of course there was the usual bullshit drama

chasing her around...

People screeching about how she hasn't seen Robert in ages

(Yeah... OK)

How she looks happy because shes NOT with Rob.

How shes with Taylor and/or Garrett

blah

blah

blah

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.

One of the biggest claims was how happy Kristen is

whenever shes NOT with Robert.

Um.

Really?

Because I'm pretty sure she was pretty fucking happy

at the MTV awards thingy a couple of weeks ago.

Being all cuddly and cute with Robert...

Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.

Holding his hand backstage...

I'm falling in love with a girl...

Whispering (Nibbling?) on his ear...

With her hands pulling him closer

Closer...

Does that look miserable to you?

Does that look like a couple who can't stand each other?

Or does it look like two people who are

extremely close...

intimate...

and in love?

Well.

I know a lot of people were losing their minds last night...

Some because Kristen is gorgeous and brilliant

and they are just bitter and angry...

And they can't go 60 seconds without criticizing her.

Some because if they don't get daily confirmation

that Robert and Kristen are together...

They lose their shit.

I'm not sure which is worse to be honest.

“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

People are silly.

Ridiculous.

Strange.

First off...

It's only been a bit over 2 weeks since Rob and Kris have

been seen together in public.

Hardly the end of the world.

But silly people.

Do you really...

Really believe...

that Kristen hasn't been to Toronto in that time?

Maybe more than once??

Come on now.

"Search your feelings... You know it to be true"

Duh.

Kristen OBVIOUSLY can get in and out of Toronto

without being papped.

She has done it before...

(and that time before)

And she will no doubt do it again.

(and soon)

Just how did Bear get to Toronto?  ;)

I'm kinda sick of all the emo bullshit to be honest.

Robert and Kristen (and Bear)

are all kinds of good.

All kinds.

People need to relax...

Have a beer or something.

Some chocolate.

Take a deep breath.

There's more here than meets the eye.

There always is.

"Use the force, Luke"

Just because you don't see it...

Just because you don't understand it...

Just because you wouldn't act like that in a relationship...

Doesn't matter.

You aren't living their life.

It's not YOUR relationship.

So quit flipping out about where they are...

Or if Kristen is wearing a ring...

It will be OK.

I'm falling in love with a girl...

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.....

 

 

I'm falling in love...

 

 Final Thoughts.

1. Kristen is fucking stunning.

Beautiful.

And she OWNS you.

Try to go a minute without thinking about her...

You can't can you?

That is being owned.

Enjoy it.

2. Kristen going back to Toronto?

Will we EVER see her there?

As much as it would be an awesome 

fucking dagger to haters..

(I can hear the excuses already)

I hope she doesn't get papped.

I can't wish that on her...

Never again.

3. Is Bear chewing tables?

Does putting hot sauce on it make him stop?

Or does it just make him sick?

4. London isn't that far away...

I love the thought of Robert being back home

with his family and friends.

And Kristen working on SWATH

(Which keeps get better and better!)

Mayhaps a condo together...

 

5.  Oh fuck 5.

I don't need no stinkin 5

And now for something completely different.

One of my absolute favorite pics of Robert.

Forever and ever...

This post is brought to you by the number 3 and the letter *G*

3 for the number of times Kristen has been to Toronto?

G for Get a GRIP.

Seriously.

Remember

Green Sheep

and all will be well.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe In Love?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you

We are now in a drought.

We might have to wait until June 5th to see

Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that.

In fact...

I kinda like it.

There is SO much speculation as to 

where Kristen has been this whole time...

(Bwhahahahaha)

It's quite amusing.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.

No.

NEVER!

Why would she go to Toronto?

She has no reason to be there!

Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC

Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...

Where do you think she would go?

Really...

WHERE do you think she would go?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Where do you think she has been this whole time?

Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit

you see on Twitter...

But when you get quite a few different people

saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...

And let's face it Kiddies...

They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?

No.

They haven't.

It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.

And again...

WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE???

Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.

I can't.

The bottom is line is simple.

It really is.

IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female

as much as he is always with Kristen.

(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)

There wouldn't be any question of them being together.

Well...

There shouldn't be any question at this point

But there are always those who refuse to see

what is right in front of them.

Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories

and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses

Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of 

any movie studio running his personal life.

Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand

So... what happens next?
Well...

Sooner or later 

Rob and/or Kristen 

are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.

Either together or not.

And no matter how it works out...

The Foam will FLY

"TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER IN TORONTO!"

"THAT GIRL WAS ONLY THERE TO DROP OFF ROB'S DOG!"

Or some such shit.

I guess people can't comprehend that 

Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto

As long as Rob is filming there...

She's already been there for a couple of weeks...

And yeah...

Kristen IS a working actress

so of course she will have obligations that will

take her away from Rob from time to time.

Not a big deal.

Again.

They won't be separated for long.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

So the Frenzied Foamers

and the Stricken Shippers

will flail about...

One because they want to believe

so desperately in PR theories...

The other because they desperately need reassurance 

that Rob and Kristen are together.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Both are desperate.

Never a pretty picture.

 

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Final Thoughts.

1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.

Who thought THAT was possible?

I guess it's just one of those times

where the whole tedious bullshit

kinda gets to me.

I would love to just focus on the positive...

and not draw attention to the negative

But to me...

One of the positives

is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.

It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...

Because Kristen is always wrapped up 

in everything he does.

And I like Kristen.

A lot.

So there you go.

2. Liking Kristen Stewart.

I do.

And it boggles my mind

that people hate on her

SO MUCH

For whatever reason.

No matter what happens...

It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.

It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her

Yet.

Somehow her name gets dragged in there

and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.

A 21 year old girl.

So yeah...

That's why I continue to mock and jab

at those who spew their bitter foam.

I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.

Green Sheep

3. I'm not a 'shipper'.

I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.

I just think they are.

That makes me a Believer.

And No.

I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.

WTF does that even mean?

I think they are two people 

living in extraordinary circumstances...

Two people who found each other.

Who like being together

(Obviously)

Who are in love.

It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship

outside of the fact they are both famous actors

and people are fascinated by it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SHUT UP 

Please.

Leave Kristen alone.

S for Stupid.

It is as it does.

It should be painful.

It can't be fixed.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- 24/7

See Rob and Kristen laugh.

Why?

Because funny shit is funny (although still shit)

SO.

I have a plethora of pictures of Robert doing what he does best

(in my oh so humble opinion)

W
A
L
K
I
N
G

Let's have a peek... shall we?

Outside of the WFE premieres...

Not much going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well... outside of the usual bullshit.

But.

There was an interesting interview from Germany...

Where you can clearly hear what the person is asking

and you can clearly hear what Robert is answering.

Interviewer: In this movie, you have a secret love affair... seems that's what you try to do with your girlfriend as well? Is it hard to have a relationship that is observed 24/7?

Rob: Um... yeah, I just think... I think that its strange to accept that people try to take photographs and stuff...
Mainly because people try and sell it and any kind of life where people are trying to sell every aspect of your life... Things that aren't intended to be sold... it just makes me feel tacky... it makes me feel cheap...
So I prefer, you know... to keep my personal life personal. Try to at least.

So how can one spin this?

She clearly asked him about his girlfriend...

She clearly asked him how hard it was to have a relationship

that is observed 24/7...

Did he deny it in any way?

Did he scoff and deflect?

Nope.

He just said Yeah... he doesn't like people selling his personal 

relationship... Things that are not intended to be sold...

Makes him feel tacky and cheap...

and he would prefer to keep his personal life... personal.

Now I know the Foam is spewing that hes talking about fame in general

and not talking about Kristen...

But everyone knows he is.

EVERYONE.

There is NO doubt who and what he is referring to.

So sorry about your 'non denial denial'

I'm afraid that is as dead as your exit strategy theory.

Goodness. 

This is getting more fun by the day.

The hour.

The minute.

It's never ending.

Why aren't 'relationship' questions no longer forbidden?

Interesting.... yes?

What will come next?

I can't wait to find out.

Just because.

 This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for Denial.

Rob has never denied anything...

D for Delusional

I know the word gets overused...

but my God

It fits.

GIVE IT UP.

It's over.

D for Delicious.

That would be Robert.

And Thomas.

D for Do you know where Kristen Stewart is?

I miss her.

I hope we see her... soon.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Leaving On a Jet Plane

Side by Side

OK. 

So.

There were a lot of airport pictures released yesterday.

Mostly of Robert.

There are some from days ago...

Showing Rob and Kristen on their way to the Virgin Islands...

But since then?

Only Robert.

I find that fascinating.

Pictures of Rob leaving the islands...

W-A-L-K-I-N-G

So yeah...

Look everyone!

Rob is leaving the VI all by his lonesome!

Looky look.

No Kristen.

Where is she?

Still laying on the beach?

Heading somewhere else and no cameras

were around to capture her departure?

Perhaps...

Rob's leisurely stroll through the airport

was just a diversion?

Hmmmm....

Did I say W A L K I N G?

Nice sweatshirt.

Rob always wears so many layers of clothing.

And of course the conspiracy theories were everywhere

about the 'meaning' of the sweatshirt.

Was Rob telling everyone to "fuck off"

Was he telling the Ninnies that he hates their guts?

(Yes, I meant Ninnies.)

Was he telling everyone to just fucking leave him alone?

Did he just find the sweatshirt in a thrift shop

and pull it on with no real intent?

Did it just happen to be at the top of the shirt pile?

Why is he wearing a sweatshirt in a tropical climate?

So many questions.

And so many lame answers.

Fuck You.

I would HATE for Robert to look at me like that.

I think I would fucking die.

Or something.

I'm still pondering the whole 

LOOK AT ME (and not Kristen) vibe in the recent pics.

Now supposedly Rob is in Berlin.

He does have a premiere tomorrow.

Well.

Truth be known...

It's pretty common knowledge where Rob will be 

for the next week or so...

It's all been written down.

Kristen is the one I'm interested in.

Where is she?

People assume she just went back to L.A.

But.

Hmmmm.

I don't know.

Side by Side. Again.

Rumors abound.

Kristen was invited to the Mets Gala in NYC on May 2nd.

Will she go?

The London premiere of WFE is May 3rd...

Doesn't appear she can do both.

So...

Where will Kristen be?

But more importantly?

Where is she now?

Well.

I'm almost afraid we won't see her for awhile.

She's so good at not being seen.

Where will she turn up?

Do you remember last Christmas...

When Rob supposedly was in London all by his lonesome...

And people spotted him here and there...

But not Kristen?

And then lo and behold...

It turned out she was there after all.

Yeah.

Something like that.

All the little birdies...

Well.

All the birdies are chattering.

Not the one with the hat...

Other birdies.

All sorts of interesting stuff.

1. Kristen is in London already.

Hanging with Tom and Rob's family.

Waiting for Rob to get back.

2. Kristen is in L.A.

Hanging with her family and Bear and Jella.

She will head to London soon.

3. Kristen is still in the Virgin Islands

because no one saw her leave.

4. Kristen was inside Rob's guitar case the whole time!

5. Kristen traveled with Rob to wherever he is

at the moment!

6. Kristen has disappeared off the face of the earth.

Complete Ninja mode.

I think she will show up in London.

That's just me.

(and the birdies with no hats)

If she's not already there.

Who knows.

Since all the attention has been on Robert.

Kristen has been able to go wherever she wants.

And that's good, isn't it?

We won't know where Kristen is...

Until she wants us to know.

I just hope its not that long.

Cause I kinda like Kristen.

A lot.

Exactly.

So.

Where does that leave us?

You know how it goes.

Whenever Rob is seen somewhere without Kristen

people go crazy.

Foam sprays.

Like it means something more than Rob

going on a trip to promote his film.

Like Rob and Kristen have to be connected 24/7

or their relationship is doomed.

Yeah. Yeah.

And when they do show up together

(and they will)

Then it's back to Summit somehow controlling their 

every move and all staged for their

delusional version of fucked up "PR".

It's nice that they always have the "PR" bullshit

to fall back on isn't it?

I guess "EXIT STRATEGY" has all but disappeared?

What a shame.

Because that was so much fun to laugh at.

I guess Rob bringing Kristen to his BIG WFE Premiere

and holding hands and kissing her kinda erased

all the Exit plans?

Yeah.

Thought so.

So this post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for 

Where is Kristen Stewart?

W for 

What happened to the Exit Strategy again?

(Bwahahahahahaha!)

W for

When will we see Kristen in London?

W for

Where has Tom Sturridge been?

I miss the red plaid.

Just Because.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Anticipation

This has been a busy weekend for me...

Easter is big for the Italian side of my family.

Let's just say...

Ham isn't the only thing on the menu

and I smell like garlic.

But 

HAPPY EASTER

to everyone who celebrates!

I hope you all enjoy your day with people you love

regardless of the day.

London is beautiful at night... isn't it? Kinda romantic.

Couple of quick thoughts.

Like really quick.

1. I got a few emails yelling at me about 

me saying that Kristen would go with Rob to Europe.

You know what I mean... right?

ALL CAPS!!

Here is an excerpt from a particularly persistent writer...

STOP LYING ROSEE SHE IS NOT GOING,100% SURE.

Yeah. I'm the liar...

YET

She is 100% sure.

Gotcha.

2. Here's the thing...

My OPINION is that Kristen will go to London.

It's what I think will happen.

Look at it like this...

You know how it is when 'little birdies' tell you things?

Well lets pretend you see not just one birdie...

But 2... 3.. even 4 birdies.

And they are all singing the same song.

(Sounds like The Clash)

Get my drift?

I love the emails that YELL AT ME

and I love when friends send me comments from AT

where people are dissecting my words.

Nothing to dissect.

I think Kristen will go to London with Robert.

Sure... I've been wrong in the past

(There's no guarantees in anyone's life... let alone Kristen and Rob)

But I've been right about a few things too...

The most important thing I have been right about?

That Robert and Kristen are together.

Living together.

Sharing a life together.

Getting puppies and houses together.

(And honestly, of course they have had houses in the past...

You don't REALLY think Rob lives in hotels all this time...

Do you? Heh!)

And to complete the Black/White collection...

Just because.

This post is brought to you by WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!

I've read where it has done better than expected at the Box Office!

I'm so happy for Robert.

I'm so happy for everyone involved.

OK, mostly Robert.

Go see it.

And if you have seen it...

Go again.

And quite possibly again.

Don't you just feel like something completely awesome

and absolutely incredible is going to happen?

I do.

Can't really explain it...

But it's like there are so many great things coming our way.

I can't wait.

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥