I've been reading a lot of
SHOUTY CAPS emails
and it's been fascinating...
and also scary creepy.
All the shouts about Lainey's post
saying that Rob and Kristen
maybe
possibly
staged the pictures at their house.
Kinda.
Sorta.
(and how cool that now you WANT to believe her!)
Thing is?
Although Lainey does have a source or two...
(She was right about them being together)
Her opinion on whether those pictures were 'staged'
is just that.
Her opinion.
What is gossip without controversy?
Pretty boring, huh?
Here's the deal...
1. Rob and Kristen would never pay paparazzi
to take staged pictures.
No way.
No how.
They have shown nothing but disdain
and disgust
at the way those vultures do their job.
The paps shout obscene things at Kristen
they start fights and are rude
to the people around her
They harass and stalk
and scare the shit out of her.
Rob stood around for hours
pleading with them to just leave him alone...
You REALLY think they stage pics with these assholes?
REALLY?
Besides common sense
(It's too bad its not really common)
tells you that Rob and Kristen
don't have to stage pics
when they are hounded 24/7 by these scavengers.
Now they are going to cut them a deal?
And from their HOME??
Really?
Their home.
Their sanctuary.
Their safe place.
Give me a fucking break.
IF Rob and Kristen wanted to show the world
they are together
They could have easily been all kissy and huggy
when they were standing outside the restaurant
in the bright shiny light of day.
Nice clear pictures.
Not some grainy shit that was taken
who knows how far away with a powerful lens.
If you are going to 'stage' pics...
Surely they could have gotten better access?
Better quality?
Surely Kristen wouldn't have been in camera range
wearing ripped up pants
and swimming in her underwear?
They could 'stage' pictures anywhere
But invading the privacy of their own home?
Yeah. Sure.
If you need to believe that...
Well.
I feel sorry for you.
I truly do.
I bet even you feel sorry for you.
Those pictures really were the proverbial straw
that broke the hater's back.
You could just call that straw...
REALITY.
Here's another thing...
2. For four years...
The Ninnies have been screaming PR.
Right?
Oh yes.... Poor Rob
being forced to pretend to be in a relationship
with that evil Kristen.
Poor poor Rob.
Summit really roped him in with their binding contract.
4 years of Ninnies screeching PR
every time there was a picture
showing Rob and Kristen
hugging
kissing
smiling
loving
going on vacation together
visiting each others movie sets
spending holidays together
concerts
dinners
etc
etc
etc.
4 years of excuses
rationalizations
denials.
So why are these pictures any different?
NOW people are whining about what a sell out Rob is...
NOW people are complaining about how this isn't the
"Rob" they thought they knew.
NOW they are SO disappointed in Rob.
NOW.
But wait a minute...
Hasn't Rob been doing this since day one?
Hasn't he been selling himself and his personal life
because he's obligated to?
Why have these pictures...
Showing a happy Rob and Kristen
hugging
kissing
smiling
loving
Caused such an uproar this time?
Isn't it the same deal as always?
No?
Remember that Reality straw?
The reason so many Ninnies
are so distraught and angry
is because they actually see that
Rob is in fact...
In love with Kristen.
hugging
kissing
smiling
loving.
There's Rob bringing a towel
and a nice cup of warm tea
(Yeah, I see Rob making Kristen tea...)
With a big ol' smile on his face...
Rob has forgiven Kristen.
Rob loves Kristen.
Kristen loves Rob.
They are together.
Really.
If you want to believe its for the sake of movie box office...
Well..
See you in December
If you don't approve.
Too bad. So sad.
It's always been pretty obvious to me
that neither Rob or Kristen
will let 'fans' dictate their personal life.
They don't care what we think.
Why should they?
Say you had a neighbor...
A stalky neighbor
who watched every move you and your partner made.
He sat in his house staring out the window at you
with his binoculars and telephoto lens.
For years.
He never talked to you.
He never got to know you.
And then one day the neighbor comes across the street
and knocks on your door...
and proceeds to tell you how you should live your life.
He thinks you should break up with your partner...
He doesn't approve of your partner.
He has watched from afar and thinks he knows
what is best for you.
You should listen to him!
He has watched you everyday!
He has every right to tell you what to do
with your personal
private life.
Right?
Well.
I'm guessing you would think the fucker is crazy
and slam the door in his face.
And that's what Rob and Kristen are doing.
They aren't listening to the lunatic fringe.
They don't fucking care about the crazy neighbors out there
that think they have a right to tell them how to live their lives.
They are following their hearts.
And that has led them to each other.
Truth
Is
Fucking
Truth.
The BEST picture of Rob from Australia.
Walking.
Sunglasses.
Scruff.
That 2009 mop of hair.
Buttons... Unbuttoned.
(Why is that so endearing?)
And Kristen.
All smiles and cuteness.
Looking lovely as always
after a long flight to Japan.
And Tom
Because I adore Tom.
And I like posting pics of Tom.
This post is brought to you by the letter D
D for
The orange Oompa Loompa guy
with the weird hair
who name-dropped Rob and Kristen
to try and be relevant on Twitter.
The only people who listen to this
Misogynistic blowhard
are those who realize that
THIS is the best they can do.
Scary.
Until next time.
Bye for now
