Rob and Kristen- Really Reality

 

 

I've been reading a lot of 

SHOUTY CAPS emails

and it's been fascinating...

and also scary creepy.

All the shouts about Lainey's post

saying that Rob and Kristen

maybe

possibly

staged the pictures at their house.

Kinda.

Sorta.

(and how cool that now you WANT to believe her!)

Thing is?

Although Lainey does have a source or two...

(She was right about them being together)

Her opinion on whether those pictures were 'staged'

is just that.

Her opinion.

What is gossip without controversy?

Pretty boring, huh?

Here's the deal...

1. Rob and Kristen would never pay paparazzi

to take staged pictures.

No way.

No how.

They have shown nothing but disdain

and disgust 

at the way those vultures do their job.

The paps shout obscene things at Kristen

they start fights and are rude

to the people around her

They harass and stalk

and scare the shit out of her.

Rob stood around for hours

pleading with them to just leave him alone...

You REALLY think they stage pics with these assholes?

REALLY?

Besides common sense

(It's too bad its not really common)

tells you that Rob and Kristen 

don't have to stage pics

when they are hounded 24/7 by these scavengers.

Now they are going to cut them a deal?

And from their HOME??

Really?

Their home.

Their sanctuary.

Their safe place.

Give me a fucking break.

IF Rob and Kristen wanted to show the world

they are together 

They could have easily been all kissy and huggy

when they were standing outside the restaurant

in the bright shiny light of day.

Nice clear pictures.

Not some grainy shit that was taken

who knows how far away with a powerful lens.

If you are going to 'stage' pics...

Surely they could have gotten better access?

Better quality?

Surely Kristen wouldn't have been in camera range

wearing ripped up pants

and swimming in her underwear?

They could 'stage' pictures anywhere

But invading the privacy of their own home?

Yeah. Sure.

If you need to believe that...

Well.

I feel sorry for you.

I truly do.

I bet even you feel sorry for you.

Those pictures really were the proverbial straw

that broke the hater's back.

You could just call that straw...

REALITY.

Here's another thing...

2. For four years...

The Ninnies have been screaming PR.

Right?

Oh yes.... Poor Rob

being forced to pretend to be in a relationship

with that evil Kristen.

Poor poor Rob.

Summit really roped him in with their binding contract.

4 years of Ninnies screeching PR

every time there was a picture

showing Rob and Kristen

hugging

kissing

smiling

loving

going on vacation together

visiting each others movie sets

spending holidays together

concerts

dinners

etc

etc

etc.

4 years of excuses

rationalizations

denials.

So why are these pictures any different?

NOW people are whining about what a sell out Rob is...

NOW people are complaining about how this isn't the

"Rob" they thought they knew.

NOW they are SO disappointed in Rob.

NOW.

But wait a minute...

Hasn't Rob been doing this since day one?

Hasn't he been selling himself and his personal life

because he's obligated to?

Why have these pictures...

Showing a happy Rob and Kristen

hugging

kissing 

smiling

loving

Caused such an uproar this time?

Isn't it the same deal as always?

No?

Remember that Reality straw?

The reason so many Ninnies

are so distraught and angry

is because they actually see that

Rob is in fact...

In love with Kristen.

hugging

kissing

smiling

loving.

There's Rob bringing a towel

and a nice cup of warm tea

(Yeah, I see Rob making Kristen tea...)

With a big ol' smile on his face...

Rob has forgiven Kristen.

Rob loves Kristen.

Kristen loves Rob.

They are together.

Really.

If you want to believe its for the sake of movie box office...

Well..

See you in December

If you don't approve.

Too bad. So sad.

It's always been pretty obvious to me

that neither Rob or Kristen

will let 'fans' dictate their personal life.

They don't care what we think.

Why should they?

Say you had a neighbor...

A stalky neighbor

who watched every move you and your partner made.

He sat in his house staring out the window at you

with his binoculars and telephoto lens.

For  years.

He never talked to you.

He never got to know you.

And then one day the neighbor comes across the street

and knocks on your door...

and proceeds to tell you how you should live your life.

He thinks you should break up with your partner...

He doesn't approve of your partner.

He has watched from afar and thinks he knows 

what is best for you.

You should listen to him!

He has watched you everyday!

He has every right to tell you what to do

with your personal

private life.

Right?

Well.

I'm guessing you would think the fucker is crazy

and slam the door in his face.

And that's what Rob and Kristen are doing.

They aren't listening to the lunatic fringe.

They don't fucking care about the crazy neighbors out there

that think they have a right to tell them how to live their lives.

They are following their hearts.

And that has led them to each other.

Truth

Is

Fucking

Truth.

The BEST picture of Rob from Australia.

Walking.

Sunglasses.

Scruff.

That 2009 mop of hair.

Buttons... Unbuttoned.

(Why is that so endearing?)

And Kristen.

All smiles and cuteness.

Looking lovely as always

after a long flight to Japan.

And Tom

Because I adore Tom.

And I like posting pics of Tom.

This post is brought to you by the letter D

D for 

The orange Oompa Loompa guy

with the weird hair

who name-dropped Rob and Kristen

to try and be relevant on Twitter.

The only people who listen to this

Misogynistic blowhard

are those who realize that 

THIS is the best they can do.

Scary.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Red Riding Hoodie

Once upon a time... in the world of Twilight, there lived a beautiful young girl named Kristen. She was a lovely girl... long dark hair and big green eyes that are as wide as the moon. She always wore this red hooded sweatshirt that belonged to her boyfriend, Prince Robert...she talked about loving the way he smells. The smell of someone you love... so she wore this red hoodie all the time.
People started calling her Red Riding Hood.

One day Red was at work and got a phone call that her grandmother was ill. Red's boss... who pretended to be a nurturing kind man, was really a Wolf in disguise. He had hidden his true feelings about Red from everyone, but he become obsessed with her. He wanted to have her... but he knew he couldn't do it at work. So when he found out that Red was going to go visit her grandma and had to travel through the woods. The Wolf made his move.

Hey there little red riding hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Little red riding hood

I don't think little big girls should

Go walking in these spooky old woods alone

Red knew that the woods could be a scary place... full of dangerous creatures, but she loved her grandmother and really wanted to see her. Prince Robert wasn't happy to let Red go off alone into the forest, but Red was a stubborn girl who didn't like to be coddled and Robert could only warn her to be careful and 'don't talk to strangers!'.

"Don't worry, Robert. I will be careful. I promise. I will go straight to Grandmother's house."

But as often happens when someone goes for a walk in the forest, things distract you.

Red saw some lovely flowers and began to pick some. Red was enjoying the summer day so much, that she didn't notice the shadows approaching towards her.

When Red turned around... a pack of rabid hyenas started chasing her!

The hyenas had this insane devotion to Prince Robert and thought that Red was not good enough for him. He belonged to them! So they were snarling and foaming as they went after her... snapping and biting at her.

Just as the hyenas almost got a hold of Red... The Wolf suddenly appeared! He winked knowingly at the Hyenas before making a show of chasing them away. Red was so relieved and happy to see the Wolf! She had no idea that he told the hyenas where to find her, so that he could be seen as her hero.

What big eyes you have

The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad

Just to see that you don't get chased

I think I oughta walk with you for a ways

What full lips you have

They're sure to lure someone bad

So until you get to Grandma's place

I think you oughta walk with me and be safe

"Red! I'm so glad I found you! I hope you are OK?" The Wolf lied. "Maybe I should walk with you to your grandmothers house." He put his paws protectively around her...

"Oh Thank you Rup Wolf, but I'm almost there. I do appreciate that you helped me with the Hyenas... You're a good friend."

Wolf became angry. He didn't want to be just Red's friend! He wanted her to love him as much as he loved her! He had already made sure Prince Robert was somewhere else so that he could make his move...

"OK, Red. I'm glad you are OK. Please be careful the rest of the way."

Red smiled and went along on the path to her grandmothers house...

Not knowing that the Wolf was taking a shortcut to get there before her.

The Wolf ran all the way to her grandmothers house... knocking on the door.

"Oh come in, Red!" Grandma called out. "I'm so glad you are safe! I was worried about the rabid hyenas out there that are full blown crazy about your boyfriend."

Wolf let himself in and before she knew it, Grandma was locked away in a closet.

The Wolf let out a satisfied howl... and picked out a nice nightgown and cap to fool Red.

Gonna keep my sheep suit on

'Til I'm sure that you've been shown

That I can be trusted walking with you alone

Little red riding hood

I'd like to hold you if I could

But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't

A few minutes later, Red knocked on the door.

The Wolf jumped into bed and covered most of his face with the covers.

"Who is it?" he said in a growling voice.

"It's Kristen, Grandma" Red replied.

"Oh do come in my dear" Ruperv Wolf replied.

When Red came into her room, she scarcely recognized her grandmother.

"Grandmother, your voice is so hoarse, aren't you feeling any better?"

"Oh it's just a lingering cough" replied the Wolf "cough cough"

"But Grandma... what big ears you have!" Red said as she came a bit closer to the bed.

"The better to hear you with!" Wolf answered.

"And what big eyes you have!" Red said amazed at how different Grandma looked.

"The better to see you with, my dear" Rupig Wolf replied.

"Oh and Grandma... what big teeth you have!" Red exclaimed as she got closer...

"The better to EAT you with my dear!" The Wolf roared as he jumped out of bed

and began to chase Red around the room.

Little red riding hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Almost too late, Red realized that it wasn't her grandmother but Wolf! She thought he was her friend! She had trusted Wolf! She couldn't believe that she could make such a mistake!

"HELP!!! HELP!!" Red screamed as she tried to get away.

Luckily for Red...

Her handsome English boyfriend figured out what Wolf was up to and came to save her.

He came into the room and punch the Pig Wolf in his smarmy face, and knocked him out.

They found grandma locked up in the closet and untied her.

"Oh Robert! I was so scared! Next time I will listen to you and not go into the forest alone!

I promise that I won't be so stubborn next time! " Red said through tears as she hugged Robert.

"It's OK, Kristen..." Robert said soothingly "I think we both learned an important lesson today. You can't be so trusting with people."

"I know, Robert. I did learn that lesson. The hard way." Red replied "But what lesson did you learn, Robert?"

Robert grabbed Grandma's guitar (that just happened to be in the closet with her)

and began singing...

I'm falling in love for the last time

I'm falling in love forever and ever

Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine

I'm falling in love for the last time

"Oh Robert!" Kristen cried... "I'm in love with you forever and ever, too!"

"I know." He said as he hugged her so tight... like he would never let her go.

And he never did.

Robert and Kristen lived happily ever after.

Forever and ever.

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Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- I Carry Your Heart

This is one of my favorite Rob and Kristen moments.

Subtle.

Protective.

Rob knowing how nervous Kristen is...

And letting her know that he is right there.

Next to her.

Watching out for her.

Taking care of her.

Right now...

The tide of the gossip tabloids is changing.

It really was just a matter of time.

Even the terminology has changed...

Rob is no longer Kristen's EX boyfriend...

Oh no.

Now they are the COUPLE that was presumed

to have broken up.

It's amazing.

Thing is... it's still bullshit.

Sources confirm.

Exclusive super secret insider claims...

Even when it's something you want to believe...

You can't.

And here's something else...

What source told anyone that they had

 ever broken up to begin with?

I love how everyone just assumed that the

relationship was over.

Who said?

Did I miss the press conference that Rob and Kristen gave?

Was there a press release stating this?

I've had people tell me that Rob is horrible

because he has left Kristen to fend for herself.

Really?

What would you have him do anyway?

"I love her, I love her, Leave her the fuck alone"

Right.

Like that would make any difference anyway.

Do you think the haters would stop hating?

I'm guessing it would just make things worse.

Besides the fact that Rob and Kristen

don't owe us any explanations

Don't owe us anything.

You know what I think?
(Too bad because I'm gonna tell you)

That although Rob and Kristen may have

stepped back for a few days...

He never really left her.

Not really.

Whether he was by her side...

or on the other end of a phone.

Rob was still taking care of her.

Still watching out for her.

Because that is what Rob does.

That is what kind of man he is.

And he would never just turn his back

on the woman he loves.

Loves.

Present tense.

Future tense.

You know how it goes...

It was true then

It's true now

and continues to be true.

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

End up 

TOGETHER.

And that fact...

That TRUTH

is making a lot of haters

VERY nervous.

But the heart wants what it wants...

And Robert's heart

belongs to Kristen.

I think you should probably get used to the ride.

I think you should hang on tight...

I think that while every relationship has it's ups and downs

Rob and Kristen 

are heading up and up and up...

Together.

This post is brought to you by Smiles.

You can tell a lot by how someone smiles

at someone they love.

Whether its the love of your life...

Or at the most precious person

in your life.

Smiles.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Kristen Stewart!

If you're sitting comfortably... then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess I'm in.
And it all starts with a girl... And she's breaking up my whole world.

HAPPY 22ND BIRTHDAY

KRISTEN STEWART!

Our girl is 22 years old...

It seems like only yesterday she was 17

I was going to change the banner for Kristen's day...

You know... Kristen Stewart Intoxication!

But someone told me that the picture of

Robert with the hoodie

is one of her favorite pictures of him.

Essential Robert.

So keeping that banner is the least I can do...

(Such a sacrifice! Hahaha!)

What is there to say really?

There are a million other blogs out there

spilling over with love and affection for Kristen.

Videos and endless pictures as tribute

on her special day.

I'm glad so many people are showing their love for her.

She's got this big green eyes and they're as wide as the moon
Yeah, they can take you to bed without leaving the room.
I would kill just to be her man... but she's too cool to give a damn.

It's good to see how loved she is...

How many people adore her.

Because Kristen is completely adorable and lovable.

And I love seeing positive happy things being said about her.

It makes me smile.

I'm falling in love for the last time, I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine. I'm falling in love for the last time.

You might notice that I'm using the lyrics

to "Falling in love for the last time"

Which I'm still convinced was written for Kristen...

(by Rob)

Imagine having someone so smitten over you

So taken

So in love

(for the last time)

That he has to express himself in song...

Do you think Rob has written Kristen a lot of songs?

I bet she inspires a lot of emotion in him.

Imagine having Robert strumming his guitar

and singing a song written just for you...

Kinda blows your mind... doesn't it?

"Falling in love for the last time"

is probably only the first of many.

Imagine Rob putting out an album of music

Imagine the songs inspired by Kristen

that will be on it...

Wouldn't that be a wonderful birthday present?

I'm falling in love for the last time...
I'm falling in love forever and ever.

I simply adore Kristen Stewart.

There are qualities about her that I relate to...

There is something about her that makes me want to protect her.

There are so many things I admire about her.

I hope she has a big smile on her face ALL day long today...

And that she is surrounded by people who love her.

I hope Bear gives her a sloppy kiss

and that she spend her birthday doing exactly what she wants to do.

I'm falling in love for the last time... I'm falling in love forever and ever.

Most of all...

I hope she knows how loved she is.

What she means to so many people.

And when she blows out her birthday candles today

and looks across the table into Robert's eyes

(because you know he's right there smiling)

I hope she realizes that her wishes and dreams have come true

He's right there... next to her.

Loving her.

Forever and ever.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN

This post is brought to you 

by Kristen Stewart's Birthday!

She has spent the last 4 birthdays with Robert...

I wonder what he has planned for her today?

And what would a post be without 

Thomas Sturridge?

The glasses... are killing me.

I adore Thomas...

It's a wonderful birthday!

Kristen deserves every happy moment

Every smile

Every kiss

Every hug

Every "I love you"

It's a twirly kinda day.

Smile and be Happy!

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob is in love for the LAST time. With Kristen.

When will it stop?

So.

Here I sit.

Reading Twitter

and email

and DMs

This fandom is fascinating on so many levels.

I was sent this little blurb in my email...

I think I know where it's from

But it's pretty obvious who it is from

"Rob and Kristen couldn't have a real relationship right now.

 Shippers are so fucking sick and scary, 

Rob's real girlfriend would be harrassed and threatened."

You see...

The complete delusion in those two sentences astounds me.

1. The continued denial of Rob and Kristen being in

a REAL relationship.

2. Rob's REAL girlfriend would be harassed and threatened.

Well... guess what?

Kristen is harassed and threatened on a daily basis.

By people like YOU.

And you don't see that.

You ignore the fact that you are posting this

on a forum dedicated to hating Kristen.

Why?

Because deep down in your black bitter heart...

You know Kristen IS Rob's REAL girlfriend.

And you seem to think that it's perfectly OK

to sling insults and trash her every day.

Yes.

Rob's real girlfriend does get harassed and threatened.

By snarling rabid hyenas...

Like you.

The complete lack of logic hurts my brain.

I know.

"Rose... You're not going to change anyone's mind"

But I'm not trying to change their mind

(what's left of it)

I would love to be like some people...

who think it's best to ignore the hate.

They pretend it doesn't exist...

But it bothers me.

They hide behind 

"I've got a right to my opinion"

"I'm allowed to not like her"

"I just don't like her as a actress"

And that's all fine and dandy.

But the stuff that is out there everyday

The stuff I see whether I want to or not...

Isn't OK.

I realize she doesn't need me to 'defend' her...

But I want to.

I want to stick up for her.

I want to protect her.

I wish I could shield her from all the disgusting hate.

It makes me want to just stand in front of her...

Blocking it all...

So she would never have to know what is out there.

Kristen has never done anything to deserve the shit she gets.

Ever.

Smiling Pretty.

What has she ever done... really?

She flips off disgusting paps?

You know.. the same ones that harass her

stalk her

spit on her

screech insults at her.

Yeah...

I can see why that upsets you.

She takes off her heels and puts on sneakers?

Because Kristen doesn't have the right to be comfortable.

Yeah...

I can see why that would upset someone.

You hate the way she acts in movies?

Why do you watch every one of them?

You hate the way she poses /dresses for photoshoots

Why do you look over every picture

and scrutinize every detail?

Well.

I already know why.

2 very obvious reasons.

1. The more painfully (for you) obvious it is that Robert

chooses to spend his time with Kristen

loves. adores. wants to be with.

The more you need to bring her down.

But 

The fact remains.

Robert has chosen Kristen.

Not you.

He vacations with her

Buys shelter puppies with her

Spend holidays with his family

with her

Goes to her movie sets...

Is seen cuddling and canoodling

(I really just like the word canoodle)

with her at SoHo club

and various other places

He goes to concerts of his friends with her

Baptisms

Weddings

He flies over the ocean to be with her

during Fashion week in Paris.

Rob. Fashion Week.

Come on.

If that's not true love...

What is?
And no... not EPIC LUURVE
(only idiots say that)
But love that is true.
Real.

And the last very important reason...

Laughing AT you...

2. Kristen Fucking Owns You.

Lock.

Stock.

And

Barrel.

Kristen's Prisoner

You can't go a day without talking about her.

Thinking about her.

Writing about her.

She's in your head.

And whether or not you choose to believe it...

You DO care.

No one goes to the extremes you do

about one person

(Writing Rob's people to get her out of his life? Really?)

Without caring

Immensely.

For you...

It is insanely serious business.

Keyword here?

INSANELY.

Um. Wow.

On to other things

(for the moment)

1. Magnolia Pictures acquired 'Bel Ami' 

and there's finally a US release date: JUNE 8th 

WOOOfuckingHOOO!!

Does this mean it will come to a theater near me?

I hope so!!

Imagine seeing Rob being all smarmy and nasty.

I like it.

I want it.

"Can you smoosh into me a little more?"

2. Enough with the Katy Perry desperation.

Yes.

ANYONE but Kristen.

Because we've seen Rob all over the place with Katy

haven't we?

Or are we just CLINGING to the birthday party pics

from years ago?

You know... the one where Katy was with

Russell Brand?

Keep trying to 'ship' Rob with anyone he happens

to casually come across...

Emilie (bwahaha)

Reese

Caitlin

Sarah

Christina

Katy

And keep dropping to your knees and crying

when he shows up with Kristen

Again

And Again.

3. Kristen is going to be on the cover of
ElleUK in June.
More gorgeous pictures
Now we just need one or two
photoshoots of Rob and Kristen together.
It's only natural.

Nudge Nudge

This post is brought to you by sanity.
I have it.
I treasure it.
I cultivate it.
I crave it.
I demand it.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.
Because you might as well get used to it
All my posts are going to be brought to you
by Thomas.
I adore him.
Completely.

Yes.

Rob and Kristen

Love it
or
Leave it.

Until then...

Bye for now