Rob and Kristen-- Love is All Around Us

Rob? Is that you?

How long has it been since we've seen Robert?

I honestly couldn't tell you.

I know he's supposedly been "seen" 

here, there and everywhere...

But when was the last time we actually saw him?

Thus we are in another drought.

Oh hell...

He could go away for a weekend and people

are parched for a sighting...

But I have a feeling this time...

This time we might be thirsty and delirious for a while.

See...

That's the deal with droughts...

People hallucinate.

It's kinda amusing, too...

Last weekend Rob was supposedly in London...

No.. there weren't pics or anything of that sort.

Someone saw him at an 'after after' party with Kristen.

A few days later

Kristen is on a plane back to LA.

WELL!

So how does this work exactly now?

Hmmm.

 Hater Fringe denied Rob was in London at all...

But NOW that Kristen is back in LA

Well... lo and behold

He WAS in London and remains there!

(but let us not forget he was snuggling with Kristen)

I love how everyone seems to know their plans for the holidays

Like they pinned up their itinerary on the 

fandom bulletin board for ALL to see!

Please.

Is that an IN-N-OUT wrapper?

And where IS Robert Pattinson?

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

I love it.

I truly do.

All this twitching over where he is

and where he will be.

(and of course who he will be with)

My thoughts?

1. Where is Robert?

With Kristen.

 2. Where will he go?

Probably here... then there.

3. Who will he be with?

IOW3 New Year?

Come on now...

Haven't you been paying attention?

What did Kristen say in that interview?

"I spent my last two New Years here (in London)...

They were fucking incredible"

Who do you think he will be with?

Kristen.

Always Kristen.

Sure...

They might have to switch it up a bit

since so many people know what they do and where they go

but I bet they will figure something out.

It's actually quite amazing how much Rob and Kristen

see each other that is never known about

until months later when 'private' pics are leaked

(think of all the times we don't see pics!!)

and we see them together at weddings...

or christenings...

or just spending the holidays with the family

All those times they get in and out

without nary anyone being the wiser.

Kinda puts the kibosh on the whole

"they never spend time together" bullshit.

Because they do.

We just don't see it.

And that's the way is should be.

Christmas is Nothing without YOU.

So yeah.

It's just my ever so humble opinion

that not only are Robert and Kristen together right now...

But they will remain so throughout the holidays.

Just a thought.

Heh.

Home is where the Heart is...

You know how it goes...

When you are in a serious relationship

You start making your own traditions

about where and how you spend the holidays.

You may have to find time to be with each of your families

But you always do it 

TOGETHER.

Don't go under the mistletoe... with anyone else but me.

I bet Kristen is happy to be back in LA...

Trying to get stuff together for Christmas.

Maybe figuring out a way to wrap herself up for Rob

because we all know that she is all he wants.

And honestly...

Don't you feel like 2012 will be

FanFUCKINGtastic?

It's like these wonderful positive vibes

are hitting me all over the place...

Kinda making me giggle

and...

TWIRL!

Yeah.

I feel like Twirling.

I've been too busy lately to have the time...

But this is that time of year

Happy Twirling!

Happy is good.

It's nice to be cheerful this time of year...

And especially nice that 

two lovely people have found each other

and they will have 

Peace

Quiet

and 

LOVE

this holiday season.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for

Together.

Yes.

I'm going to say it.

Robert and Kristen

Always

End up

TOGETHER.

T for 

Truth is Truth.

You know it's true.

"I feel it in my fingers...

I feel it in my toes.

Love is all around me

And so the feeling grows."

Corny?

Hell yeah.

But like I said...

Truth is fucking truth.

And T is for

Green. Sheep. Forever.

Thomas Sturridge.

Of course.

And I love this picture of him...

I was trying to figure out exactly why

(besides the obvious adorableness)

and then it hit me.

He's smiling.

You don't get to see Tom do that very often in public.

I love his smile.

Is there anything better than Tom and Rob laughing? Not much...

It lights up his whole face...

Especially his eyes.

Those incredible blue eyes.

OK. OK.

I will stop.

For now.

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- California Dreaming

Desperado! Why don't you come to your senses...

Another chase through LAX...

Oh my goodness.

Honestly.

I'm laughing my ass off.

Seriously.

It is on the fucking floor...

rolling around

So Robert was seen arriving at LAX yesterday.

And once again...

The fandom goes crazy.

For some reason that I cannot fathom...

Rob coming to LAX ALONE

suddenly means horrible things about his relationship with Kristen.

How does that work again?

Didn't the haters learn anything from the last time

Robert was spotted at LAX

and they shouted from every twitter/tumblr

that he was never in London!
Only to be shot down by Robert himself

when he proclaimed that he was indeed in London.

And now...

Rob gets to LAX

They start shouting again...

Same thing...

Rob was never in London with THAT girl!

OOPS.

See.

Where exactly do you think Rob was all weekend?

Maybe if you ignore it... it will go away.

And now pictures come out

(And I won't be showing them here)

Showing Rob and Kristen at the same residence.

Rob left during the night (Oct 30th), Kristen in the morning (Oct 31st) 

"He was in London spending time with girlfriend Kristen Stewart,

and the duo were both spotted coming out of her apartment on Saturday. 

Rob popped over to the UK to visit Kristen" --PopSugar

Oh dear.

Ouchie.

That's gotta sting... just a bit.

Rob went to hang out with Kristen for a couple of nights

before he flew back to LA.

But lets not leave out Marcus Foster

who was also pictured leaving at some point.

(Imagine the horror that a friend stopped by!)

You remember Marcus... Right?

He had Kristen in his video.

Right.

So of course...

(And I dare you to keep a straight face while reading this)

MARCUS IS THE ENGLISH BOYFRIEND!!!!

(Told ya!)

Desperation does strange things to people.

Oh how I have missed this beautiful face...

So because Rob was seen at LAX

He didn't 'wait' for Kristen...

He's making a BOLD statement?

It's part of his exit strategy.

(Exit strategy for a PR romance? What?)

Um.

Or maybe after spending the weekend with her

he had to get back to LA 

and she still had to work...

OR

Where IS Kristen Stewart?
Did she already arrive in LAX unseen?

Is that why Rob had so much luggage?

(Dean didn't travel with him from London)

I actually LOVE the thought of her being back in LA already

Remaining out of the public eye...

Dashing all the PR nonsense to the ground.

AGAIN.

But alas...

Time will tell.

We might not see her until November 3rd.

They are good at this stuff... aren't they?

Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.

WFE Rob is one of the best Robs

It finally happened!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS 

is now out on DVD!!!!

Really people...

Rob is splendid in this movie.

You need to own this movie.

You need to watch it over and over again.

You need to see Rob all dirty and sweaty...

and being all sweet and adorable with the animals...

and did I mention sweaty and dirty?

He's good in this movie.

It's incredible to watch...

Buy it.

Own it.

Add it to your Rob collection.

I own all of Rob's movies except his first one...

I suggest you do the same.

Rob and Tai

You can never get too much of Robert and Tai.

So sweet.

Worth the price of the movie alone.

And remember...

Nobody does it better...

Rob cleans up pretty good in this one too.

OK.

Did we cover it all?

1. Rob spent the weekend with Kristen in London.

Some invasive pap pics showing them coming (or going)

Out of the same place last weekend.

2. Rob left for LA before Kristen.

Or did he?

Did she have to work a couple more days?

Did she get into LA unseen?

Some things to ponder.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

You know she likes to spend Halloween with her family...

Just a thought.

3. Marcus visited Rob and Kristen over the weekend.

Immediately he is WITH Kristen.

So sorry for his REAL girlfriend.

Amazing how she is seen in the vicinity of Marcus a few times...

and suddenly he is the ENGLISH boyfriend.

(Yes... they are shipping MARSTEN!!)

Rob is seen with Kristen 

again and again and again

over the course of years...

Yet...

Somehow...

4. WFE is out on DVD

Buy it or else.

Not sure what the 'or else' is...

But really

You won't regret it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* and *H*

T for...

Tom needs a hug. And maybe a burger.

 Thomas Sturridge.

He was recently interviewed in "The Times" magazine.

Brilliant.

 First...

"He is a strange mix. Confident, articulate and inquisitive...

He can also come across as cynical, awkward and defensive."

All things I would attribute to Tom.

But yet... the most telling thing he said

was in reference to Robert.

He refuses point blank, to talk about his girlfriend, Sienna Miller, 

or Robert Pattinson, his childhood friend.
"When you agree to be interviewed, 

it's an opportunity to review your own moronic-ness" he says.

"It's OK if I come across as a complete idiot, 

but it's not fair for me to describe or refer to anyone else.

Anyone can be tainted by my mention of them".

 

Hard not to love his loyalty.

Hard not to love him. 

Period.

 

 

And K for Knocked Down to your Knees

 

Rob was with Kristen... again.

Don't you ever...

EVER

get tired of being wrong?

If I were you ...

I would just stay down there.

(You must like it... you're there so much)

You won't like the next few days.

Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together. Get used to it.

Rob and Kristen have seemed to let their guard down a bit lately.

They don't like their relationship viewed as a product

or as entertainment...

But surely...

Making so many people smile isn't a bad thing.

So a little slip here and there...

 

I have an English boyfriend.

I was in London last week.

I'm English.

I spent the last 2 New Years here and they were fucking incredible.

Me and Kristen are married in the eyes of the church.

That's actually true.

And it's ONLY the beginning!

So

Fucking Twirl!

 

It's better than crashing and burning.

 

The word for November is:

 OBVIOUSLY

The theme for November is

YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET

 

BYE FOR NOW 

 

Rob and Kristen-- Twirling Time is Here!

Twirling, Twirling...

Twirling the night away

Everybody's feeling great
They are Twirling Twirling
Twirling the night away

Here's a Man in evening clothes
How he got here I don't know, but
man, you oughta see him go
Twirling the night away

 

 

 

He's dancing with the chick in slacks
She's a-moving up and back
Oh Man, there ain't nothing like
Twirling the night away

 

 

Let's Twirl a while, Feet up, feet back 

 Watusi, now fly, now Twirl 

They're Twirling the night away

 

 

 

 

Here's a feller in blue jeans
dancing with the older queen
who's dolled up in a diamond rings
Twirling the night away

 

 

 

Man you oughta see her go
Twirling to the Rock and Roll
Man you find the old and young
Twirling the night away

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again like we did last year
Do you remember when things were really hummin'
Yea, let's Twirl again, 

Twirling time is here

 

Yeah round 'n around 'n up 'n down we go again
Oh baby make me know you love me so then

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer

 

Yea, let's Twirl again, Twirling time is here

 

 

Come on let's Twirl again like we did last summer
Yea, let's Twirl again, 

Twirling time is here

 

 

 

 

OK.

You might want to ask...

Why Rose... WHY?

What's with all the incessant TWIRLING??

Why must you twirl so?

What's the twirl about?

For one thing... its FUN to TWIRL!

And for some reason it annoys some people...

ALWAYS a plus.

And Well.

1. Kristen is with Robert.

Solid.

As.

A.
Rock.

So sweet together.

2. The MTV Movie Awards are this weekend.

Best Kiss?

Why yes... they most definitely are.

Will they win?

Will they kiss on stage?

Well.

They will kiss before the show.

After the show.

And kiss after that kiss...

and after that one...

Get the point?

 

One MTV kiss does not a relationship make.

In the grand schemes of kisses?

It pales in comparison to reality.

 

 

3. Did I already say they are together?

Him and Her and a dog named Bear.

Cute.

So very very cute.

4. Got your TWIRLING shoes on?

Do you?

Get them all polished and ready to go...

Cause you will be 

Twirling

Twirling

Twirling the night away.

 

Or 

Twirling the Summer away

Or

Twirling the rest of the year away

Or

Twirling the next few years away

You get the point.

Right?

*poke poke*

This post is brought to you by the letter *T* and Green Sheep.

T for 

TWIRLING!

T for

Tom Sturridge

T for 

Together

 

And

Green Sheep.

Well.

Because I do.

Bye for now

♥♥♥