Robert and Kristen- Is Nothing Sacred?

So yesterday was absolute bullshit drama.

Bull. Shit.

I signed onto Twitter sometime yesterday morning...

just doing my usual *twirling* and being all *giddy*

when some gossip sites

tried to get major hits by tweeting vague references

hinting at MAJOR drama on set for Eclipse.

I mean.

You would have thought the world was coming to

a fucking end.

First we get this from a known gossip blogger

An argument between two people who are not lovers 

is making things tricky. 

Because one has disrespected the others skills.

Or lack thereof.

Yeah.

Then they say this...

Those who say things are fine simply aren't in the know.

So what do this vague and strange references mean?

Who are they talking about?

And then someone else says this...

I know why Rob hasn't worked... If I told the TwitterWorld

the TwiHards would cry because it's not in their Fantasy...

And

Well I guess @xxxxxx is about to make the TwiHards cry!

How exciting! Getting my popcorn...

Could they be any more cryptic?

TwiHards will cry???

Who exactly are TwiHards??

*Yes, Rob really is lost in the moment...*

Let's break it down.

1. The first tweet makes obvious reference that the people

who are NOT getting along are not 'lovers'

Immediately leaving Robert and Kristen off the list.

(Yes, everyone knows the truth even if you 

don't want to admit it)

2. So who are they talking about disrespecting someone else?

And why do they have to be so damn evasive?

Do they know details... or not?

3. What is my or anyone elses fantasy in TwitterWorld?

Why would Rob not working...

Make me cry?

4.So some little birdies quickly told me

(and have I said how much I LOVE my birdies?)

That said drama wasn't about Robert and Kristen...

But we already knew that, didn't we?

Yes... Yes we did.

;)

5. Why is making people cry

(which, BTW, you didn't fucking do

I want my damn money back...)

making you hungry for popcorn?

And why if anyone is having problems with 

someone on a movie set...

Is it that huge a deal?

I mean... people are human

They get upset.

They get angry.

And why do people think Robert is some sort

of passive pussycat...

Hasn't he stated on more than one occasion

that he is stubborn and doesn't back down??

And then nothing.

Nothing at all.

Mountain. Molehill.

Complete and utter BULLSHIT.

Drama Queens fucking Rock.

 

I won't even get into all the foam that was spewed

because of all this trumped up drama...

But believe me...

Raincoats, umbrellas and goggles
were the required uniform of the day.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

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Well they took some honey from a tree
Dressed it up and they called it me

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

Well half past nine, half past four
fifty women knocking on my door

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

Went out last night, I didn't stay late
'fore I got home I had nineteen dates

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby

Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

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A Picture is Worth a Thousand Whines...

A picture is worth a thousand whines.

And you're foaming again... 

Prepare yourself...

It will all begin again soon enough.

;)

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen Intoxication :)

Someone recently told me that I should

change the name of my blog...

From "Robert Pattinson Intoxication"

to

Robert and Kristen Intoxication.

Hmmm.

I guess I am kinda intoxicated with Kristen.

It's not the same KIND of overwhelming feeling

I get for Robert...

But it's pretty obvious that I adore her.

And waking up this morning...

to this...

FANfuckingTASTIC picture!!

Kristen looks phenomenal...

Hell... the whole cast looks great!

And damn...

Kristen has itty bitty little feet...

TOO cute.

I'm SO excited about Sundance.

StewDance.

That is fitting isn't it?

And this.

I have to say that I'm really impressed with Dakota.

She doesn't even look like herself...

She has really taken on Cherie Curie... completely.

And then we have our wonderful Kristen.

I just wish people could step back from

all the Twilight bullshit that is surrounding her...

And just look at her.

And really SEE her.

I saw the clip from "Welcome to the Rileys"

LOVED IT.

I'm already a huge fan of James Gandolfini

(Sopranos was a fave)

And I cannot wait to see these two actors

work with each other.

Do the Kristen haters ever stop and wonder

why some of the best actors around...

Somehow manage to work with Kristen?

DeNiro, Penn, Foster, Hurt, Gandolfini...

Surely if she had such a horrible reputation...

she wouldn't get another job?

Yet she continues to show everyone

that there is more to her than just Bella.

She can be...

whatever she wants to be.

And be damn good at it.

(And haters? its a shag...

not a mullet.

And don't you wish you could

look as gorgeous as Kristen...

on a good day?)

Well... I couldn't go without a picture of Robert.

I love Robert.

I do.

People have asked me if Robert will be in Sundance

to support and be with Kristen.

I don't know.

I just know what I read.

I'm guessing it's more complicated now

since he is doing the Haiti telethon on Friday.

From London.

I've 'heard' Kristen is already in the States.

I've 'heard' that Rob might have some time

before filming BA starts...

Does that mean he will turn up in Sundance?

Wouldn't it be nice?

Yes... Yes it would.

Although I'm sure if he DID turn up

(and we shall have to wait and see)

We would all hear all kinds of excuses

as to the reason why.

"Rob is just supporting his buddy"

"Rob was bored, so he flew across the ocean

to hang out with Kristen"

"Rob isn't there to see Kristen...

He likes to ski"

"Rob knows that Kristen has no friends

and he feels sorry for her"

"Rob was told by Summit to go to promote

New Moon and Eclipse"

Well...

You get the point.

It is what it fucking is.

Truly.

Get used to it.

Bye for now.

Dear Kristen... Part Two

Kristen, you've disappeared, like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I'm lost. When you left, when he left, you took everything with you. But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But in a way I'm glad, the pain was the only reminder that he was real. That you all were.

Kristen. I saw him. Maybe I'm crazy now, but I guess that's okay. If a rush of danger is what it takes to see him, than that's what I'll find. Even if it means having to see him look all forlorn and miserable... Even if it means I have to realize that the pictures were taken in front of his parents house... with his family. Even if it means I have to put up with a huge Pap/Respect debate.

Kristen, is it possible that everything's true? The fairy tales and horror stories? Is it possible that there isn't anything sane and normal at all? Have you seen some of the bullshit on the internet? I hope not. There are actually sites dedicated to hating you. How scary is that?

I don't get it, Kristen. If I want to believe that you and Robert are really leprechauns frolicking through a field of four leaf clovers... chasing rainbows... What's it to them?

There isn't anything sane or normal about the reaction that just the word "Robsten" inspires.

Kristen... Things are bad again. Without Rob... I can't stand it. I don't see you or Rob anymore. Now it really feels like you never existed. I will find a place where I can see you again.  I hope it's London... Tonight. ;)

These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder. Which, as they kiss, consume...

 HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Bye for now ♥

Day 11- Is a Picture Worth 1000 Words?

So.
There was an interview posted
Where Kristen said:

The rumors persist that you have an affair with your twilight castmate Robert Pattinson.

We get on well and became great friends while shooting. But beside Robert I found other new friends on the Twilight-Set, too. A lot of people don´t understand, that women and men actually can be just friends, without concerning a sexual connection.

So what does it mean?
Is Kristen saying that she's 'just friends' with Rob?
Is she making a general statement?
Is she revealing some truth?
Is she being vague?

I will leave it up to you to decide.
Honestly?
I read the article and shrugged.
I take all written articles with a grain of salt.
Pro-Robsten or not.
But then I went onto all the Rob sites
and watched the fireworks.
And man... there was a lot to
OOOH and AHHHH about.

There were intense arguments.
People from both sides of the debate...
dissecting every fucking word.
Every syllable.
Every letter.
It's actually incredible the amount of time and effort
people are willing to put into something...
To prove their point.
And oh so fascinating...

I preferred to sit back and watch...
Only commenting when G was attacked
on her own blog.
You don't mess with G.
Ever.

My opinion?
Hmmm.

I will say this...

1. Nonstens have taken this interview as
proof of what they believe.
That's cool.
But I will always have the pictures of
Rob and Kristen snuggling at the KOL concert...
Hotel balconies... etc...
Need I go on?
And.
A picture is worth
a 1000 words.
:)

2. And.
If all those pictures of
Rob and Kristen...
Hanging out together...
Were of Rob and someone else?
People would be ALL over that shit.
They would be shouting from the rooftops
that Rob was dating this someone else.
Because.
When you spend a lot of time with someone...
and every time you are out..
you are with this person...
People would automatically think
that you wanted to be with that person.
Right?

Anyone but Kristen.

Insert Ashley into those pictures with Rob.
Rob snuggling Ashley at the KOL concert.
Rob and Ashley with their legs wrapped

around each other in a limo.
Rob and Ashley positively glowing every time they saw each other.
Pictures of Rob and Ashley
going out to dinner...
Shopping...
Hanging out backstage at concerts...
Yeah.
People would be talking about
Robley or Ashbert
Or something.
You know it.
I know it.

Except its Kristen.
In every picture.

1000 words.

Bye for now ♥

Robsten: Is They... Or Is They Ain't?

Just wanted to wave back to Nonsten...

(Un)fortunately...
I don't have a lot to say today.
Not sure why
Because its totally not like me.

Could it be...
Is it possible...
I'm a bit burnt out on...
ROBSTEN???

Nah.
No fucking way.
But what else is there to say?

Is they or is they ain't?

I think they is
You think they ain't...
And the only 2 people
who really get anything
out of this whole shitbag...
is Rob and Kristen.

Because let's face facts...
If they is...
What's in it for me?
Um...
About the same thing
If they ain't...
Absolutely Nothing.

I'm not one of those scary
!ROBSTEN OR DIE!
Kinda people
(right?)
And you're not one of those extreme
!GIVE ME NONSTEN
OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Kinda people.
(right?)

We is just people
who are a bit sarcastic...
possibly obnoxious
Who believe what we believe...
and aren't afraid to discuss it....
Calmly
(um...)
Rationally
(hahahahahaha and ha)
Like mature adults
(mature what?)

We is what we is.

And by the way...

Rob and Kristen
is SO together.

Bye for now ♥

Robsten Proof?

I can't wait to hear the excuses.

The rationalizations.

Because you know you will.

I can hear it now...

"You have to lean into someone to hear what they are saying at a concert."

"I always press my lips onto someone elses when I want to know what they are saying."

"The pictures are so blurry... You can't really see what is going on."

"It's just two friends discussing the music of the Kings of Leon."

"It doesn't prove anything."

Well...

A part of me wants to be a total brat and just giggle and say...

"Nanner, Nanner... TOLD YA SO!"

But I don't have to say it.

Why?

Because you can fucking SEE it.

It's right there in front of you.

Rob and Kristen are so IN to each other.

Stages 1 and 2 of Robsten will be in full force today...

Denial and Anger.

But seriously... come the fuck into stage 5.

Acceptance.

It's actually quite peaceful here.

It's a happy place.

I know I'm fucking smiling.

Bye for now ♥

P.S. I know these pics look intrusive...

But I'm pretty sure Rob and Kristen knew

that they were being watched...

and obviously didn't seem to care.

They were in a public place,

in a crowd of people at a concert...

And for the sake of Robsten?

I had to do it.

5 Stages of Robsten.

Acceptance of Robsten.

Is it possible?

Will there ever come a time

of peace and togetherness

in the land of ROBsessed?

I'm thinking... NO.

Anyway...

Here are the 5 stages of Robsten...

Some people go through the steps

and come out on the other side...

realizing what is right in front of them.

And others? Not so much.

Stage 1: Denial

Denial is a temporary defense against Robsten.

Some people love this stage... live this stage...

"They're just friends."

"He hooks up with all his co-stars"

"Where's the proof?"

Stage 2: Anger

Anger is when they realize that denial is futile.

This is also the stage that many people

seem to get stuck in...

"WHY her??"

"It's going to ruin the movies!"

"She's not good enough for him!"

Stage 3: Bargaining

This is where they cling to hope...

and will say or do anything to rationalize it.

"Please let it be a rumor."

"Just because he's in a hotel with her doesn't mean anything!"

"Perez is right!!! Ted sucks!"

Stage 4: Depression

They finally begin to comprehend

the certainty of Robsten.

"I couldn't care less!"

"They deserve each other."
"It will never last!"

Stage 5: Acceptance

Very few reach this stage...

instead preferring to linger in Denial and Anger.

" I don't want to talk about it anymore."

"Well, someone that hot should be doing it with somebody!"

"As long as Rob is happy... I'm happy!"

The 5 Stages of Robsten...

Which stage are you in?

Bye for now ♥

Edit: This post is only my opinion...

and my opinion is dripping with sarcasm.

Thanks.

Oregano Sighting! Is Robsten to Blame?

Oregano has been sighted...

He has been out of the public eye for quite some time

Which is completely out of character

For the #1 Lurker!

Exclusive pic shows what has happened

to Oregano since KStew dumped his flaky ass.

He looks a bit green around the edges...

Poor thing.

Ben & Jerry's and booze... are his only friends.

Bye for now ♥

:)