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Monday, July 26, 2010

Robert Pattinson- NO LIMITS!

We are the crowd
We're c-coming out
Got my flash on it's true
Need that picture of you
It's so magical
We'd be so fantastic 


I told myself that I wasn't going to watch the video.
The pictures were heartbreaking enough...
But.
I broke down and watched.
I'm sorry I did.
Really sorry.

Everyone seems to feel the same way about
watching Robert...
standing there...
Pleading with them to just leave him alone.
"You've taken millions of pictures, how many do you need?"

Yet...
I have to feel that a lot of the anger was misdirected.


Fans were turning on each other...
"RESPECT ROBERT!"

The anger should be squarely on the paparazzi.
Robert...
pleading with them to just STOP.
And they just keep shooting...
and shooting...
He was standing in the middle of the street...
And it never stopped.
When is it enough?
Why aren't there some sort of laws that prohibits
people with cameras from getting into someones face like that?

Robert went up to some policemen...
Looking for a little help...
He got nothing.
"He's famous. He's rich. This is all part of the job"

If *I* had been harassed and stalked by men with cameras...
They were following my every move...
And I went up to some policemen and asked for help?
They would have helped me... right?
(Please tell me they would have helped me)
They would have made the men stop harassing me.
Isn't that against the law?



I don't get it.

Yeah. I posted a couple of the earlier pics...
Was I wrong?
Will my not posting the pics stop this from happening?
No.

See...
It's not just Robert.
These animals stalk a lot of celebrities...
So they will always be out there.
There will always be someone willing to pay for those pictures.
It's not a silly little blog like mine that keeps them in business.
I don't get the pics from Gossip sites.
I don't pay for them.

California needs to put a stop to this...
I know there was some sort of law passed earlier
but it didn't help Robert.
There needs to be LIMITS.
They shouldn't be allowed to be so close.
They shouldn't be allowed to chase someone in a car.
They shouldn't be allowed... to exist.
Oh I guess that's too much, huh?
But you know what I mean.


No Limits.

Robert was so kind.
So civil.
The paps even commented on how nice he was.
"such a nice guy"
But...
Did that stop them from taking pictures?
Did that make them realize that Rob is not only a nice guy...
That he is a human being?
Did it make them step back... for one second...
and let them see how they were treating him?
No.
They don't care.

I care.
I watched the video...
and all I wanted to do is protect Robert.
I wanted to shield him.
I wanted to save him.

I couldn't.
And it breaks my heart.


I couldn't leave this post on such a bummer.
This isn't the first bad pap experience Rob has had.
It won't be the last.
So let's just think of Robert and Kristen.
Together.
I would tell you to close your eyes...
but then you couldn't read this...
*hahahaha*

But just think of Robert when he is looking at Kristen.
The look in his eyes.
The adoration.
It's all right there on his face.


It's like...
He can't get close enough.
It's like...
He wants to devour her.

"He looks at you like you're something to eat"

Exactly.


I feel better now...
Don't you?

Think happy thoughts.
Happy Rob.
Happy Kristen.

This post was brought to you by the letters P and S.

P for *pathetic paparazzi*
and
S for all the people who climbed on their *soapbox*
and never fucking got off.

And by a 

*Hop*
*Skip*
and a 
*Jump*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Robert Pattinson is BOTHERED!

BOTHERED!

So there we have it.
All the sightings of Robert in Montreal...
Bullshit.
Wishful dreaming.
*sigh*

And then what do we see this morning?
Robert being hounded by paparazzi.
:(

I take back everytime I have ever said that I 
want just ONE picture of Rob and Kristen together.
All of it.
It's not worth my moment of giddy
to see Rob looking so angry...
So frustrated
A little bit... broken?
(BOTHERED!)

And although I am posting a couple of these pictures...
It's mostly just because he is walking...
And well...
You know how I am about Robert walking
It makes me crazy.
Even angry Rob walking.

Anyway...
I guess Rob and his agent Stephanie...



They were out and about yesterday in Malibu
You know...
Doing Rob things.
Being all Rob.
Tall. Adorable. Beautiful. 
Intoxicating.

And then...

"Robert spent the day in Malibu, going to theaters and to a house party. When leaving the house Robert got really upset that photographers were waiting outside for his picture to follow him home. Robert went to Venice after leaving Malibu where he stopped twice asking the photographers to leave him alone, Robert came out of the car confronted the photographers and talked to them explaining they wouldn't find out where he lives. Robert asked the cops for help but they wouldn't help making Robert even more upset, both times Robert stopped his car he spent at least 45 minutes waiting at the local to see if the photographers would leave."



I've discussed paparazzi before.
They are disgusting.
They are professional stalkers.
And it's never enough to just get a picture...
Oh no...
They have to harass and attack
Kinda like HYENAS!
HYENARAZZI
They circle...
They taunt...
They try to wear down their prey.
Because let's face it...
That's exactly what Robert was to these animals.
They don't care if they upset him.
They want him to react.

*sigh*
 

Well.
I would rather look at pictures like this one...
Smiley and Smitten.

And while it's a bit disappointing that
Robert and Kristen didn't find time to get together this weekend...
It's not the end of the world.
It doesn't change anything.
It's only a matter of time.
Like I said before...
It's not IF
It's WHEN.

Love always finds a way.

This post was brought to you by the letter B
For
*BOTHERED!*

And here's hoping we see a Non-Paparazzi picture
of Robert smiling again...
 

We all know who makes him smile the biggest...
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥



Saturday, July 24, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Somewhere Out There...

Screen shot?
Obviously a pic from the proposal scene of Eclipse.
One word.
SWEET.

Would it be wrong if I said I hope this kinda hugging
is playing out somewhere... out there?

Lots of rumors floating around.
Kristen is spotted here...
Robert is spotted there...
Rob and Kristen are EVERYWHERE!

Is there any truth to the rumors?
Well...
By definition a rumor is heresay... gossip.
Without confirmation...


So a radio station has said Rob was spotted in Montreal.
But then Kristen was seen in Los Angeles?
Which is it?
It remains to be seen...
We all know that Rob and Kristen are capable of
getting in and out of airports without being papped.
They've done it again and again.

Have they done it again?
There is an angel on my shoulder telling me
that it's good that no one has seen either of them...
This angel is blathering on and on about how 
Rob and Kristen just want to live their lives without intrusion
How they just want to spend time together 
and not have it be a national headline.

But.

There is a devil on my other shoulder...
Screaming for "JUST ONE PIC"
The devil just wants to taunt the Haters...
(That is what devils do, after all)
The ones who are already whining about "PR"
Yeah.
I can kinda see where this devil is coming from...

;)


Only time will tell.
Or maybe we will never know the truth.
It's hard to say.

You do have to admit to the entertainment value
everytime there 'might' be a Rob/Kristen sighting.
Seriously.
Major foam.
And the excuses?
Gotta love them.
All over a 'supposed' sighting.


What happens if a picture does turn up
of Robert and Kristen together?

Oh my.
Epic Disaster!
Epic Drama!
The end of the world as we know it!

Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!


All because 2 people want to be together.

Personally?
It doesn't really matter WHERE they are...
As long as they are together.
Wherever that might be.
:)


This post was brought to you by the letter G
Because I'm all kinds of 
*GIDDY*
and full of 
*GIGGLES*
And oh yeah...
*GHOSTBUSTERS!*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Friday, July 23, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge

*sigh*

Going through a bit of a dry spell here...
Which is really good.
Well...
Good for Robert and Kristen.
Actually, it's kinda good for everyone.
A nice breather between Robert overloads.

But of course...
Whenever Rob and Kristen are apart
Even though it is WORK related...
The bullshit drama is never far behind.



So there have been a few interviews out the last couple of days...
Extras on movies...
Foreign publications.
I always find it interesting what people like to focus on.
You can immediately tell if someone likes Kristen
by what they post... and by what they omit.

And lets just get this straight... OK?
I don't care if someone likes Kristen or not.
I'm not a Kristen (or Robert) Nazi, chasing people down
who don't feel the same way about her that I do.
You don't have to like her.
It's your choice.
It's the HATE that gets ridiculous.
Making blogs and boards for the sole purpose of hating her?
Post after post calling her names
Ripping her to shreds...
People who get personal and start howling
"Fuck you, bitch!"
At a girl they don't even know?

Those people are the Hyenas.
The Haters.
And yeah... you might say that I hate on Hyenas...
But do I really?
I say they are delusional, flea-bitten scavengers... yes.
But just WHO is a Hyena?
Well...
I've never actually called anyone a hyena personally.
I don't have to name names 
People come to their own conclusions
The funny thing is people THINK I'm talking about them...
They assume that they are in fact... a hyena.
Am I the only one who finds that HILARIOUS?
I don't have to point a finger at anyone...
They point their own fingers at themselves!

You know who you are.
;)


OK... Here's an interview from an extra from Eclipse, Sabrina Frank.
She was playing the part of Rosalie's friend Vera...
The part was cut.
Anyway...
In an interview with GLAMOUR (Germany) she had very nice things to say
about Rob & Kristen & her experience on the 'Eclipse' set.

TRANSLATION

Glamour: Did you meet Robert personally?
Sabrina: Yes, I sat with two times with him in the mask. That was altogether a very calm and really pleasant situation. I also met Kristen. I respect Robert and Kristen and the job they do and am very grateful that I got to know them.

Glamour: Did you feel Robert & Kristen were arrogant?
Sabrina: It is surprising that the actors who had more minor roles in "Eclipse", I met with a much greater arrogance, as Robert and Kristen. Some people did not even shake my hand or looked at me in the eyes. That was all very superficial. Kristen and Robert on the other hand looked at me very interested, shook my hand and listened as I spoke. I found them very enjoyable and authentic, very different than you expected.

Glamour: At that time so the rumor bubbled to an affair of the two, you see something like this?
Sabrina: No. I only saw them once together on set and I love that they were very professional. as they cuddle on set or would kiss or something.



What do we gleam from this interview?
I don't know.
That Rob and Kristen were very kind and friendly to her...
And she saw them cuddle or kiss...
On set.
The translation is a bit to be desired.
If you don't want Kristen and Rob together...
You jump on 'professional' and 'on set'
If you are a believer?
You just smile at "cuddle" and "kiss"
;)


There was another interview where Rob was talking about eating healthy.

In Los Angeles I started using a delivery service which only delivers fresh and healthy food, Pattinson, 24, tells German newspaper Sachsische ZeitungEven in the morning I have a bag with healthy food delivered to me. I’ve never in my life lived as healthy as I do now.”

‘I CAN ONLY MAKE TOAST’

Robert, who lives a vagabond lifestyle because of his hectic work schedule, says there's no place he can call home right now.
"My home consists of three suitcases which I live out of," he says. "Everything is in there.
Unlike fitness fanatic Taylor Lautner, who works out nonstop and eats every two hours to stay buff, Pattinson is less concerned about weight and more about convenience.
“Of course I miss homemade food, but I’m on my own or on the go most of the time," Rob admits. "And I can’t cook myself. I only just manage to make some toast. I don’t seem to have the genetic endowments for it. I’m incapable to tell what tastes good and what doesn’t.”


 
See... that's all well and good.
We've all seen the Toast comment and the suitcase references...
Makes it look like Rob is completely on his own
But a few sites omitted the following part of the interview...
Hmmm. Wonder why?
 
KRISTEN IS A FOODIE

Fortunately, Robert's girlfriend, Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, is a great cook whose hobby is baking pies and watching the Food Network.
"I like making pies," Stewart, 20, has said. "I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing."

Ahhh...
It all becomes a bit clearer now... yes?
'Robert's girlfriend, Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart'
I get it.
I can see why you wouldn't include that tidbit.
 *wink wink nudge nudge*

 
Robert is SMITTEN with Kristen.
 
Smitten: Very much in LOVE

When you look up the word in the dictionary...
There should be any number of pictures of Robert
looking at Kristen JUST this way...


INFATUATED

 
AFFECTED

 
TAKEN


This post was brought to you by the letters P and T
That would be for a
 *PUSH*
and a
*TWIRL*

And...
There was a pic of Reese Witherspoon with her 
beautiful daughter taken yesterday...
it said "while on a break from filming Water for Elephants on Thursday (July 22)"
 
Made me wonder where Robert is...
And Kristen.
Do they both have a nice long weekend off?
Hmmm.

Oh...
Let's add a 

*WINK*

Bye for now
♥♥♥