Rob and Kristen- Red Riding Hoodie

Once upon a time... in the world of Twilight, there lived a beautiful young girl named Kristen. She was a lovely girl... long dark hair and big green eyes that are as wide as the moon. She always wore this red hooded sweatshirt that belonged to her boyfriend, Prince Robert...she talked about loving the way he smells. The smell of someone you love... so she wore this red hoodie all the time.
People started calling her Red Riding Hood.

One day Red was at work and got a phone call that her grandmother was ill. Red's boss... who pretended to be a nurturing kind man, was really a Wolf in disguise. He had hidden his true feelings about Red from everyone, but he become obsessed with her. He wanted to have her... but he knew he couldn't do it at work. So when he found out that Red was going to go visit her grandma and had to travel through the woods. The Wolf made his move.

Hey there little red riding hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Little red riding hood

I don't think little big girls should

Go walking in these spooky old woods alone

Red knew that the woods could be a scary place... full of dangerous creatures, but she loved her grandmother and really wanted to see her. Prince Robert wasn't happy to let Red go off alone into the forest, but Red was a stubborn girl who didn't like to be coddled and Robert could only warn her to be careful and 'don't talk to strangers!'.

"Don't worry, Robert. I will be careful. I promise. I will go straight to Grandmother's house."

But as often happens when someone goes for a walk in the forest, things distract you.

Red saw some lovely flowers and began to pick some. Red was enjoying the summer day so much, that she didn't notice the shadows approaching towards her.

When Red turned around... a pack of rabid hyenas started chasing her!

The hyenas had this insane devotion to Prince Robert and thought that Red was not good enough for him. He belonged to them! So they were snarling and foaming as they went after her... snapping and biting at her.

Just as the hyenas almost got a hold of Red... The Wolf suddenly appeared! He winked knowingly at the Hyenas before making a show of chasing them away. Red was so relieved and happy to see the Wolf! She had no idea that he told the hyenas where to find her, so that he could be seen as her hero.

What big eyes you have

The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad

Just to see that you don't get chased

I think I oughta walk with you for a ways

What full lips you have

They're sure to lure someone bad

So until you get to Grandma's place

I think you oughta walk with me and be safe

"Red! I'm so glad I found you! I hope you are OK?" The Wolf lied. "Maybe I should walk with you to your grandmothers house." He put his paws protectively around her...

"Oh Thank you Rup Wolf, but I'm almost there. I do appreciate that you helped me with the Hyenas... You're a good friend."

Wolf became angry. He didn't want to be just Red's friend! He wanted her to love him as much as he loved her! He had already made sure Prince Robert was somewhere else so that he could make his move...

"OK, Red. I'm glad you are OK. Please be careful the rest of the way."

Red smiled and went along on the path to her grandmothers house...

Not knowing that the Wolf was taking a shortcut to get there before her.

The Wolf ran all the way to her grandmothers house... knocking on the door.

"Oh come in, Red!" Grandma called out. "I'm so glad you are safe! I was worried about the rabid hyenas out there that are full blown crazy about your boyfriend."

Wolf let himself in and before she knew it, Grandma was locked away in a closet.

The Wolf let out a satisfied howl... and picked out a nice nightgown and cap to fool Red.

Gonna keep my sheep suit on

'Til I'm sure that you've been shown

That I can be trusted walking with you alone

Little red riding hood

I'd like to hold you if I could

But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't

A few minutes later, Red knocked on the door.

The Wolf jumped into bed and covered most of his face with the covers.

"Who is it?" he said in a growling voice.

"It's Kristen, Grandma" Red replied.

"Oh do come in my dear" Ruperv Wolf replied.

When Red came into her room, she scarcely recognized her grandmother.

"Grandmother, your voice is so hoarse, aren't you feeling any better?"

"Oh it's just a lingering cough" replied the Wolf "cough cough"

"But Grandma... what big ears you have!" Red said as she came a bit closer to the bed.

"The better to hear you with!" Wolf answered.

"And what big eyes you have!" Red said amazed at how different Grandma looked.

"The better to see you with, my dear" Rupig Wolf replied.

"Oh and Grandma... what big teeth you have!" Red exclaimed as she got closer...

"The better to EAT you with my dear!" The Wolf roared as he jumped out of bed

and began to chase Red around the room.

Little red riding hood

You sure are looking good

You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Almost too late, Red realized that it wasn't her grandmother but Wolf! She thought he was her friend! She had trusted Wolf! She couldn't believe that she could make such a mistake!

"HELP!!! HELP!!" Red screamed as she tried to get away.

Luckily for Red...

Her handsome English boyfriend figured out what Wolf was up to and came to save her.

He came into the room and punch the Pig Wolf in his smarmy face, and knocked him out.

They found grandma locked up in the closet and untied her.

"Oh Robert! I was so scared! Next time I will listen to you and not go into the forest alone!

I promise that I won't be so stubborn next time! " Red said through tears as she hugged Robert.

"It's OK, Kristen..." Robert said soothingly "I think we both learned an important lesson today. You can't be so trusting with people."

"I know, Robert. I did learn that lesson. The hard way." Red replied "But what lesson did you learn, Robert?"

Robert grabbed Grandma's guitar (that just happened to be in the closet with her)

and began singing...

I'm falling in love for the last time

I'm falling in love forever and ever

Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine

I'm falling in love for the last time

"Oh Robert!" Kristen cried... "I'm in love with you forever and ever, too!"

"I know." He said as he hugged her so tight... like he would never let her go.

And he never did.

Robert and Kristen lived happily ever after.

Forever and ever.

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This post is brought to you by 

Happily Ever After

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Here Comes The Sun

Random Thoughts

1) It's been a couple of weeks now...

Remember what I posted?

What We Actually Know.

1. Creepy pics of gross director with his arms around Kristen

and kissing her in her car.

2. Kristen's apology to everyone she hurt...

and her desperate love for Rob.

I said that was all we actually knew.

What have we learned in 2 weeks?

3. Rob's reps will come out and talk about

Rob's upcoming appearances with Cosmopolis.

They will discuss his job.

His promotion.

His work.
Not the intimate details of his personal life.

That's what we know.

I can tell you what we don't know...

EVERYTHING ELSE.

No matter what you read...
Where you read it.
Good Gossip
Bad Gossip.
The key word is
GOSSIP

That includes those beacons of
honesty and truth
People and US Magazines.

2) Rob is making an appearance on The Daily Show and GMA
People were ALL aflutter about 'poor' Rob.
'How is he going to handle it??'
Rob is a grown man.
He knows EXACTLY what he is doing.
He's working.
If he doesn't want to discuss something...
He won't.
How much simpler does it have to be?
He's promoting his movie.
Something he is incredibly proud of.
Part of the job.
And honestly...
Wouldn't it be GREAT to see him smile??
Yes.
Yes it would.

3) I admitted that I was WAY over invested
in this relationship.
I never thought I would react the way I have.
But at least I have learned something from all this.
Keeping it at arm's length from now on.

It's kinda like I'm sitting on the edge of a pier...
My feet just dangling in the water
barely touching the surface
Enough to get wet
Enough to feel how cool the water is...
But I'm not diving in
I'm never going in too deep again.

I've always said the lunatic fringe were rabid hyenas....
Ripping. Shredding. Devouring.
Picking the meat off the bone.
Guess I was right.
Look at them circling... going in for the kill.
Acting like Kristen personally punched them in the gut.
Predictable behavior is... well... Predictable.
Fucking scavengers.

This post is brought to you by Faith.

I have it.
I have faith that Robert knows what he is doing.
I have faith that Kristen is doing the right thing.
I have faith in love.
I have faith in forgiveness.
I have faith that everything isn't as clear cut
as you think it is...
I have faith that everything will be OK.
I have faith in Rob and Kristen.


I also have faith in Tom Sturridge.
I just do.
Because I want to.
Shut up.

I don't have any song lyrics to close this out...
But I do have a quote that I've used before.
It fits.

And as we all know in life
It's useless to obsess over things
over which we have no control.

We don't.
We can hope.
We can want Rob and Kristen to be OK
and to find happiness
But it's useless to obsess over something
that in the grand scheme of things
really shouldn't affect our lives.
No matter how badly we want something
This belongs to Rob and Kristen.
The Good.
The Bad.
No relationship is perfect.
Nothing good ever comes easy.


Until next time.

Bye for now

Here comes the Sun.
And it's all right.

Rob and Kristen- Sugar and Spice

Closer...

So I did it.

I was all sweet and nice in yesterdays post.

 I bet you didn't think I had it in me... did ya?

Well.

To be honest...

Being nice and positive and sweet is good and all

But I couldn't do that everyday.

With Sugar you gotta have Spice

(No, not the green, flaky, irrelevant shorty spice)

It makes everything nice.

It's really pretty quiet in Twi-land.

If you ignore the incessant whining and howling by the rabid foamers...

And the incessant whining and whimpering by the needy shippers.

Am I mean?

Or am I honest?

Maybe both.

I suppose they're not REALLY holding hands here either...

So whats to talk about?

Let's see...

1. I've gotten quite a few emails about Hatesten

clinging onto Oregano again

since Ted mentioned him in passing the other day.

(People are so gullible.)

Really?

Yeah, I'm sure Shorty Spice has been hanging around for the last 

2 years... just biding his time

waiting for Kristen to come back to him.

(Like THAT will ever happen.)

Or better yet...

That Kristen and him have been together this whole time.

Oh dear.

Another secret relationship.

Mysterious Blondes and lurking Spices.

Of course.

I guess Kristen isn't a lesbian this week.

Secret affairs with bland seasonings instead.

Funny how the foam CLINGS to anything

no matter how ridiculous.

Kristen seems to like to put her hand on Rob's thigh...

2. Do you put any value on dreams?

I'm not sure how I feel about them.

I used to have the same one over and over again.

No...

Not me chasing Rob down and jumping him.

I never dreamt about Rob in any 'sexual' kinda way.

In any dreams that Rob was in...

We just sorta hung out and talked.

And stuff.

Kinda like what my fantasy of meeting Rob would be.

Sitting in a pub...

Listening to a live band...

Having a few drinks...

and just talking.

Laughing.

Being friends.

That's all.

No, my usual recurring dream is always me

trying to find something.

I'm in a building... trying to find my way out.

I'm in school... trying to find my class.

I'm in a parking lot... trying to find my car.

Searching.

Always searching.

For what?

I have no idea.

I guess I haven't found whatever it is.

 

The looks on their faces... says it all. ALL.

3. I was talking to a good friend today...

and she mentioned how interesting it would be

if Rob and Kristen started acting like Brad and Angelina.

What would happen?

Well...

First of all

The whole Angelina practically laying on Brad

at the Golden Globes was just a teensy bit much.

Yeah... we get it...

He's YOUR man.

It just smacked of...

Overkill.

Can you imagine if Rob and Kristen behaved like that?

Kristen hanging onto Robert...

Fixing his tie.

Clinging to his chest.

What do you think would happen in this fandom?

Well...

First off

It would fucking EXPLODE.

FOAM WOULD BE EVERYWHERE.

The letters P and R would be worn out...

The Twirling would be OUT OF CONTROL...

And then?

Well...

I guess Rob and Kristen have to get married

and let's see where we go from there.

;)

Kristen. Marry Me.

4. I'm sorry I was only 'sweet' for a day.

But I wasn't really that mean... was I?

Nah.

At least I'm honest about it... you know?

I'm not hiding behind an anonymous name...

Or pretending that I'm all sweet and nice to the public...

and then get all bitchy in private

I don't lock my blog up...

Or my twitter...

Because I don't have anything to hide.

What you see is what you get.

 

 

Rob's face in this picture? GAH.

5. Why do Hatsten have this bizarre notion

(I'm a granny... we talk this way)

That when BD is done filming...

All of a sudden Rob and Kristen will be no more?

Where does that come from?

Wishful hating?

'The end is near'

Right.

OK.

All of a sudden Rob will be spotted all over the place

with some girl...

Dinners.

Concerts.

Hotels.

Airports.

Vacations.

Kissing and snuggling.

 

Oh wait.

He already does that.

With Kristen.

;) 

This is how Hatesten Twirl...

6. I was told that Foamers were trying to Twirl.

Wow.

How original of them.

(Do they ever have an original thought?) 

Silly mutts.

Hyenas don't twirl.

You are confused.

(Damn those rabies) 

Chasing your tail 

After the same tired bullshit

Isn't Twirling.

It's just going in circles...

Never getting anywhere...

Never quite grasping that you will never get it.

Heh.

Just fucking because.

 Can you be torn between two intoxications?

Feeling like a fool?

Loving both of you is breaking all the rules?

I think there's a song in there somewhere.

:)

I love Tom.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for Sugar.

I will try to focus on the sweet and nice

every so often...

It's a nice change of pace.

S for Spice.

But let's face it...

Spice is more fun!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Bullshit Day

Rob in London? Color me SURPRISED (or not)

Today is 'Boxing Day' in the UK...

I'm thinking it's 'Bullshit Day' in this fandom.

Let's discuss.

1. I had a lot to catch up on from the last couple of days.

Well... not really.

Just a lot of bullshit drama.

Par

For

The

Course.

2. THE BIGGEST MOST STUPENDOUS NEWS OF ALL????

Robert Pattinson went home to London for Christmas!!!

NO WAY!

COME ON!!!

Oh wait...

Is anyone really surprised?

My great aunt Eleanor even knew Rob would go home for the holidays.

It was THAT transparent.

And oh yeah...

Why was it such a huge deal to the foaming masses?

Um... because for some desperate reason...

They would like to believe that somehow Rob going home

for Christmas is somehow related to him not being with Kristen...

The rabid seem to see it as some sort of delusional victory.

Over what? Over who?

That is yet to be determined.

(At least if you are not frothing and foaming at the mouth)

3. And I don't mean to disparage the girl story who took the above pic...

I mean... she obviously happened to luck out and see Rob at a pub...

But

RPatz @ “pub” in London "It’s from tonight, it’s London, about an hour ago (thats about 00.30 in London) N ( the one on the right) spoke to him for about 40 mins, shook his hand, got a ciggie from him (she doesn’t smoke) and he kissed her cheek!

Sorry. I call bullshit.

Not that she saw him... oh no... I believe that.

But she claims to have talked to him for 40 mins, received a cig

shook his hand AND he kissed her on the cheek...

Yet...

All she could manage was a kinda stalkerific picture of him

where she was pretending to take a pic of her and her friend...

And trying like hell to get him in the background.

40 minutes.

Handshake.

KISS on the cheek.

And no picture?

Surely anyone Rob would kiss on the cheek he would

agree to one quick picture?

And while she may have had conversation with him...

and even pretended to smoke to get a cig off him...

Fine and dandy.

But the kiss on the cheek?

Sorry.

Ain't buying it.

Rob isn't a random stranger 'kiss on the cheek' kinda guy.

Shy, awkward, adorkable Rob?

Big Red Flag.

I might have actually believed the story up until that part.

And people always howl about how no cameras EVER work

when Rob and Kristen are out...

Yet just ONE pic of Rob at the pub?

Where are all the cameras?

Maybe because people don't want to be rude...

Or maybe because not everyone whips out a camera

everytime Rob and/or Kristen are around.

THIS will happen VERY soon... If it didn't already.

Where am I on the count?

3?

No.

4. Kristen.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

See....here's the thing.

LOTS of blather about her heading to London with Rob.

And then ...

ONE person tweets that she sees Kristen in L.A. 

and that is taken as gospel? 

WHAT?

 ONE person who claims to have seen Kristen...

Not numerous sightings...

ONE PERSON.

SO LET IT BE WRITTEN!
SO LET IT BE DONE!

Really?

Is that how it works now?

 No 'pics or it didn't happen' fits in here?

Just one random person's word that she saw Kristen in L.A.?

Interesting.

Why not believe the people who saw her in London?

So I could ask my friend who lives in London...

To tweet that he saw Kristen at a pub with Robert..

Then what?

Would it be so easily believed and taken as fact?

Fascinating how it all works... yes?

Personally...

IF Kristen isn't aleady with Robert in London...

(Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha. She is NINJASTEW after all.)

She is on her way...

And she WILL be with Rob.

Tomorrow.

And then what?

More screams of PR!

More screeching that she needs to stay away from him?

More delusional howling that it doesn't 'mean anything'?

Yeah.

Pretty much.

Keep chasing that tail... I'm sure you will catch it... Someday. Or not.

5. Thing is...

If Kristen has been with Robert in London all along...

Or if she shows up Tomorrow...

It doesn't change a thing.

Not one thing.

They will be together.

As always.

A couple of days apart here and there...

Mean nothing in the scope of any real relationship.

And believe me...

It doesn't get any more real than what Rob and Kristen share.

6. And stop with the 'fake' Twirling.

Sorry.

One. You're not good at it... (and really...how original.)

Two. Bitter Haters can't Twirl.

And 

Three. It's not really twirling.

You are mistaking symptoms of Rabies as twirling...

Rabies specific symptoms may include insomnia, anxiety (about Rob being with Kristen) , confusion (Thinking that Rob and Kristen aren't real)  slight or partial paralysis, excitation (Foaming over Rob being in London), hallucinations (Thinking that every time Rob and Kristen are together is PR), agitation (Being extremely bitter and angry all the time), hyper-salivation (That would be all the FOAMING) violent movements and uncontrolled excitement (That would be what you have sadly misinterpreted as *Twirling*... Poor things)

This post is brought to you by the letter *N*

You ain't seen NOTHING yet.

Believe it.

Bye for now

✩✩✩✩✩

Robert Pattinson is BOTHERED!

BOTHERED!

So there we have it.

All the sightings of Robert in Montreal...

Bullshit.

Wishful dreaming.

*sigh*

And then what do we see this morning?

Robert being hounded by paparazzi.

:(

I take back everytime I have ever said that I 

want just ONE picture of Rob and Kristen together.

All of it.

It's not worth my moment of giddy

to see Rob looking so angry...

So frustrated

A little bit... broken?

(BOTHERED!)

And although I am posting a couple of these pictures...

It's mostly just because he is walking...

And well...

You know how I am about Robert walking

It makes me crazy.

Even angry Rob walking.

Anyway...

I guess Rob and his agent Stephanie...

They were out and about yesterday in Malibu

You know...

Doing Rob things.

Being all Rob.

Tall. Adorable. Beautiful. 

Intoxicating.

And then...

"Robert spent the day in Malibu, going to theaters and to a house party. When leaving the house Robert got really upset that photographers were waiting outside for his picture to follow him home. Robert went to Venice after leaving Malibu where he stopped twice asking the photographers to leave him alone, Robert came out of the car confronted the photographers and talked to them explaining they wouldn't find out where he lives. Robert asked the cops for help but they wouldn't help making Robert even more upset, both times Robert stopped his car he spent at least 45 minutes waiting at the local to see if the photographers would leave."

I've discussed paparazzi before.

They are disgusting.

They are professional stalkers.

And it's never enough to just get a picture...

Oh no...

They have to harass and attack

Kinda like HYENAS!

HYENARAZZI

They circle...

They taunt...

They try to wear down their prey.

Because let's face it...

That's exactly what Robert was to these animals.

They don't care if they upset him.

They want him to react.

*sigh*

 

Well.

I would rather look at pictures like this one...

Smiley and Smitten.

And while it's a bit disappointing that

Robert and Kristen didn't find time to get together this weekend...

It's not the end of the world.

It doesn't change anything.

It's only a matter of time.

Like I said before...

It's not IF

It's WHEN.

Love always finds a way.

This post was brought to you by the letter B

For

*BOTHERED!*

And here's hoping we see a Non-Paparazzi picture

of Robert smiling again...

 

We all know who makes him smile the biggest...

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- It's Always Been Kristen

I can admit it, you know.

That I love Robert Pattinson.

No, I'm not IN love with him.

That wouldn't be... prudent

Especially since I never met the guy.

But I do love him.

Adore him.

I think about him every day.

I write about him every day.

Every day.

I'm not sure what to make of that... at all.

I'm trying to figure it out.

Even after all this time of feeding my Rob addiction

I still don't understand it.

I've NEVER felt this way about someone famous.

Even when I was younger...

I never... ever felt this way about anyone.

Why Robert?

Sometimes I feel like I am just dreaming my life away.

Living from one Robert moment to the next...

You know how on Oprah...

Both Taylor and Rob said they were living

in 2 separate worlds?

So am I.

I have my normal Rose world.

Full of family, friends... life.

Then I have my Robert world...

Full of Robert and Kristen and Twilight.

I go back and forth

Although sometimes not easily.

 The Robert World does create more angst for me.

The closer it gets to "Eclipse"

and all the press and interviews that come with it...

The more anxious I get.

The more my stomach does flip-flops

The more time I spend online.

I kinda hate that feeling.

It sometimes gets so bad...

That I just wish Eclipse were out

and I was done with it all.

But it will never end... not really.

Bel Ami, WFE, On The Road...

There will always be something else

And so Rose Goes.

Random Thoughts.

I have a lot of them.

Too many, probably.

It's pretty obvious that I think

WAY too much.

WAY.

I over-think everything.

I guess it's a curse...

(or is it?)

Anyway...

1. I wonder where Kristen has been lately?

(wink wink nudge nudge)

Outside of the WFE tweet...

Rob and Kristen have stayed off the radar.

Oh sure...

People are tweeting they saw Rob here...

Or there...

Or anywhere.

Just more lame bullshit to stir the pot.

Not that I don't like to stick my paddle

in every now and then...

2. I was reading shit online.

OK, that's a bit harsh...

Not all of it was shit.

But a lot of NONsense

(you know what I'm talking about... yes?

I refuse to write that NONword anymore)

So...

You read all these gossip sites.

All these entertainment sites.

I mean, seriously...

Just about EVERYONE believes that

Robert and Kristen 

are in fact... TOGETHER.

Even if they don't want to believe it...

They admit it's true.

Except the NONrational

Who still claim PR! PR!!!!!!

IT MUST BE PR!!!

(All the while relentlessly attacking 

both Robert and Kristen)

Well.

Don't the NONsane

The NONbelievers

Find it amusing that they scream

(howl, bark, whine)

About Rob/Kristen not being together

While just about EVERYONE else disagrees?

I mean...

EVERYONE else is wrong?

This small pack of mutts...

has it all figured out

And the rest of the world is way off base.

What does that tell you?

That Rabies is very bad.

Bad.

Horrible...

And it eats away at your brain function.

And makes you paranoid and confused...

And you produce large amounts of 

bitter foam.

Poor things.

In closing...

Robert Pattinson 

is a beautiful, charming, witty, talented guy.

(duh)

He could quite possibly have any girl he wanted.

Any girl. Anywhere.

Yet...

You never see him hanging out with random girls.

You never see him at concerts

hotels, in limos, airports,

red carpets, on vacation

with anyone...

EXCEPT Kristen.

Yes.

Kristen Stewart.

The beautiful, talented, awkwardly adorable girl

That he CHOOSES to spend his time with.

 

It's Kristen...

It's ALWAYS been Kristen.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Hyenas and Sheep and Ducks! Oh My!

It's been an interesting week, hasn't it?

Rumors galore.

Drama running rampant.

Robert and Kristen on Oprah.

*Inner SQUEEEEE*

And my email...

Comments on this blog...

DMs/Tweets

Have been fascinating.

Absolutely.

Positively 

Or Negatively...

Thought I would share a couple with you.

;)

Dear Rose,

I just wanted to thank you for always supporting

Rob and Kristen on your blog.

There is so much hate out there for this young couple

and it's always nice to be able to come here

and read positive things about them.

Keep up the good work!

- Robsten Fan

Dear RF,

Thanks.

I'm glad you appreciate my blog...

and I'm more than happy to share my thoughts with you.

But it's not work... It's just something to do!

Thanks for the kind words.

-R

Poor Rose.

You are so pathetic. You keep going on about how

Rob and Stewface are together, but you still have NO PROOF.

Blurry pictures in airports prove nothing.

It's obvious that this is "PRsten"

They only do this because they have to, not because they want to.

When will you wake up and smell the coffee?

Rob only likes Stewface as a friend, if that.

Once the Twilight movies are over, they will be, too.

What will you do then?

Poor Rose.

-Pointing and Laughing

Dear Pointy,

Do you ever tire of screaming PROOF?

Look around you. See all those pictures of 

Robert and Kristen TOGETHER?

What more do you need?

You scream PR but obviously have no concept

what PR means.

And it's not PATHETIC RANTS.

Although it is applicable in this case.

-R

Rose you are such a stupid sheep.

Rob and Kristen scream PR!

They conveniently show up at airports to get

their pictures taken,

But there are never any pictures of them doing anything

not PR related.

Baaaaaaaaaaa Sheep.

You are too stupid to see what is in front of you.

Kristen doesn't even like Rob,

She looks miserable everytime you see them together.

Stupid sheep.

You are so desperate to have them together

that your brain has stopped working properly.

Dumb Sheep.

- I hate sheep

Dear Animal Hater,

Robert and Kristen don't CONVENIENTLY 

show up at airports...

They are TRAVELING.

Airports are kinda hard to avoid if

you want to get on an airplane.

And again with the PR.

PR makes absolutely NO SENSE.

If they were doing this for publicity...

you would think there would be lots of 

PDA caught by the cameras.

If hiding from the paps and 

staying out of the spotlight as much as possible

is your idea of PR...

It's pretty clear that it means

PROGRESSIVE RABIES.

Do something about that, OK?

It's highly contagious.

Oops... too late.

-R

Dear Rose,

I feel sorry for you.

You are a stupid sheep who follows a duck.

What has happened to your leader now?

LMFAO

You are both delusional duck cunts.

You are lost without her made up stories.

You look like an idiot.

Quack quack.

-I have my sources

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hyenas and Sheep and Ducks!

OH MY!

This has become quite the zoo!

Let's see...

Sheep are all soft and cuddly...

and they don't hurt anyone.

Ducks are cute and cuddly...

and they don't hurt anyone.

Hyenas are fucking scavengers

who rip and tear at anyone who doesn't

agree with their point of view.

They snarl and foam at the mouth...

and make this bullshit personal.

Hyenas eat anything.

Everything.

And I have no doubts they will 

turn on each other soon enough.

Oh and one more thing...

Hyenas eat Shit.

-R

That's all for now.

It was worth a couple of giggles... yes?

I love this picture of Rob and the guitar.

What a cool idea.

So great that she asked Robert to sign it...

but now I wonder who else did?

Couple of closing thoughts.

1. I want to thank all the people who take time

to comment on this blog.

The kind words.

The positive point of view.

I appreciate it more than you will ever know.

Thank you.

2.  I honestly get more good emails and comments

than bad ones.

But the negative ones are just SO funny!

And to be honest...

Reading some of the delusional bullshit

actually hurts my brain.

It makes no sense.

NONsense.

3. Whether you believe Robert and Kristen

are 'together' or not matters little.

But it is certain that they like to spend

as much time as possible with each other.

Telling Oprah that Kristen was 'pregnant'

wasn't a denial.

It was a joke.

It was a deflection.

Did you really think they were going to come

out on national TV and declare their love for each other?

Have you not been paying attention?

Well... as usual...

The debate continues.

Right/Wrong

Lies/Truth

Sane/Insane

Sense.

NONsense.

And so it goes.

Bye for now.

*GIDDY*