Rob and Kristen and a Dog Named Bear

I know... I know...

But.

Well.

YOU KNEW I WOULD DO THIS.

Leno One

Leno Two

Leno THREE!!!!

Um.

What do I fucking say here?

Shit.

Look at Robert...

All glidey and smooth

Strolling out on stage with Jay Leno.

Damn it to hell.

Leno One still wins.

Hands fucking Down.

I'm sure the wrinkled, unpolished Rob just appeals to me more...

And let's face it... the smirk on his face?

That is ALL kinds of sexy.

OK. OK.

 Rob was all kinds of adorable on Leno...

Although he seemed a bit uncomfy with the suit.

And didn't the brown shirt look familiar?

I'm sure we've seen all of this before...

And I realized that makes me sounds all obsessive and stuff

But it's hard not to notice what Rob wears 

because he has a habit of wearing the same clothes

again and again.

And again.

And again.

"I knew I should have left when I was done..."

Rob did great.

He was funny and charming...

and the only time I think he was truly uncomfortable

was when that lady who keep yelling about VAMPIRES

came out and was screeching at him about being

sparkly and bullshit like that.

I was thinking

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HIM??

And you DO realize he's not REALLY Edward Cullen... Right?

Sheesh.

This is more like it...

The MTV interview was wonderful.

Brilliant.

Fantastic.

I loved it.

Rob admitted that he was misquoted in the VF article.

Seems like that happens a lot in the print interviews

(Stay away from the print, Rob... Don't go into the print!)

Nothing too revealing of course.

He was giggly and adorkable and witty.

The Rob we have all come to love.

He was obviously much more comfortable in this setting

With Josh Horowitz

in his regular clothes...

No big shockers.

He did take a road trip from L.A. to New Orleans.

But well...

We already knew he did that... didn't we?

Oh and he did adopt a shelter puppy.

So sweet.

He calls it "Bear"

So I guess that was all true too.

"They" did adopt a puppy.

Awwwwww.

I'm not sure what the regulations are about transporting dogs

across the Canadian border...

But I'm guessing the dog is somewhere in L.A. right now

Maybe keeping a certain cat company...

:)

Shabby Perfection.

 Kristen was only briefly mentioned in this interview

and only in the capacity that they 'act' together

That seems to be the safest way for Rob to discuss her...

But of course people are dissecting his facial expressions

and the fact he cracked his knuckles

(Something that Kristen is known to do as well)

as some sort of sigh that he hates Kristen.

What

The

Fuck

Ever.

I find all the over analyzing and dissection tedious.

Give it a rest already.

Rob was funny and cute and wonderful...

and he seems so proud of WFE

He looked incredible in the clip they showed

and LOVE LOVE LOVE the accent.

He did a phenomenal job with it.

I really don't like giving interviews...

So what do we take away from yesterday's overflowing Robness?

1. Rob is still funny and charming and witty

and gorgeous and wonderful and everything good.

2. Rob did get a shelter dog.

I guess the sightings in L.A. 

with him and Kristen at the vet...

and Nikki's oopsie about 'their' dog...

Well...you can fill in the blanks.

;)

3. Rob looks absolutely BRILLIANT

in WFE and he's so proud and happy 

and lights up when he talks about

Tai the elephant.

4. Rob/Tom/Sam did take a road trip to New Orleans.

Where Kristen just happened to be working...

And while they were in an Apt

I mean HOTEL room... that's right...

They acted like monkeys and ate orange (?) chicken wings.

5. Rob does so much better...

in live interviews.

I know his words will still be twisted

and there will be intense scrutiny of his every move...

But it was wonderful to see him talk and laugh

and just be Rob

(and lets not forget the walk...

NEVER forget the walk)

6. No declarations of love.

No non denial denials.

(that's a lot of no's)

Just Rob talking about stuff.

Being all cute and adorable while doing it.

7. I love Robert Pattinson.

Just because.

8. Did you hear someone yell out "TOM STURRIDGE"

during the Leno interview when Rob was talking about the 

road trip and said something about one of his 'friends'

being recognized as in 

"Hey aren't you friends with Robert Pattinson?"

I mean it's cute and all that...

But Tom should be recognized for more than being

Robert's best friend.

Not that its a bad thing to be...

Oh no.

I would LOVE to have that role...

But Tom is probably way better at it than I would be...

Cuz I would be all starry-eyed and shit...

and Rob would be like...

"Rose! Why do you keep asking me to walk across the room??"

Yeah.

Tom is a good choice.

He really is.

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for

ROBERT PATTINSON

The INTOXICATION level is still

CODE RED!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Life is Good!

Don't you DARE talk about anything except WFE if you know whats good for you!!

There's a kinda mob mentality about Rob interviews.

Rob pictures.

Rob movies.

Rob everything.

Rob. Period.

People feel justified in demanding he talk...

or not talk about certain topics.

So there is great trepidation about his MTV interview tonight.

(8:56pm ET on MTV.com)

Most of it comes from the fact that Josh Horowitz

makes it pretty well known that he likes Rob AND Kristen.

And it seems pretty clear that Rob is comfortable talking to him.

SO....

It only stands to reason that some people are worried that

Robert will talk in glowing terms about Kristen.

Or that Josh will ask some personal questions that 

people are afraid to hear the answers to.

I'm not sure what to think.

I think Rob has become quite adept at deflection

with strange humor and odd remarks.

That's what he does.

"Kristen is pregnant" comes to mind.

Since it IS a live show...

Rob could let any number of things slip.

Fascinating thought... yes?

But personally...

I think he will continue with the double entendre...

and let both sides of the fandom interpret his words 

the way they want to.

What am I talking about?

Rob could say "I LOVE KRISTEN STEWART"

and it would still be twisted and bent.

But I doubt that he will say anything revealing.

And did you see some of the LAME questions that have been asked?

How fucking embarrassing.

I would hope most of the discussion focuses on WFE...

but lets face it... 

They are working on Breaking Dawn at the moment

and Edward Cullen is the role he is most known for...

So I'm sure discussion will vary from subject to subject.

And that's OK...

That's what happens in interviews.

I'm sure Rob won't let us down.

He never does.

You already know what I think about this picture...

And lets not forget that Rob is on Leno tonight!

yes...

3 times a charm...

Although we won't get rumpled, scruffy,tousled Robert...

(and Lord how I miss him)

You looking at me? Do I amuse you??

We will get polished, shiny, sexy Robert.

And that's just fine with me.

I don't think there is much worry about Kristen talk on Leno...

Jay tends to stay away from that sort of thing

although I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to get something in.

Isn't this all TOO exciting????

Rob doing WFE Promo!!!

Lots of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't get enough !!!!! to show how I feel about this.

WFE is going to be OUTSTANDING.

Rob is already getting good comments about it

and the movie is considered a 'must see'.

GAH!

And he going to promote it all over the world

and we will get to see premiere Rob!!

More !!!!!!!!!

I love when there is lots of Rob interviews and pictures.

It tides me over for the next Rob drought.

(Which do seem to happen with more frequency lately)

And.

I've heard Rob is already in L.A.

(Can Kristen be far behind? *heh*)

Oh yes.

This will be a FUN weekend!

Lots of Robert!

Lots of !!!!!!

And maybe a sneaky peek of Kristen too...

I hope we see this again 

What? Who says Kristen is the only awkward one?

BOTHERED!

Definitely hope Robert goes to NYC and does Fallon

I still can't think of anything more adorable than Rob up a tree.

How fucking cute IS he?

Don't even try to answer that...

It's beyond words.

Man.

All this Robert.

My intoxication level is rising...

I'm not sure what the legal limit for Robert Intoxication is...

Robert Pattinson Intoxication

But I'm in the red zone.

Warning! Warning!

Rob Alert is now code RED!

Beware of strange erratic behavior!

Stumbling around in a daze.

Mumbling incoherently.

Fumbling to make sense.

Bumbling and bouncing off of walls

needing that next Robert fix!

CODE RED!

Can you imagine what will happen to me when

I actually get to see WFE?

Off the fucking charts.

Prepare the bunker.

I might need to go underground.

Are those really alarms I hear?

Or is this just a symptom of my intoxication?

Or am I just hung over from too much green beer?

Hard to say.

;)

Do you think his beard is... soft?

Just Because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

W for

Robert WALKING onto Leno's stage!!

W for

WOOOOfuckingHOOOO

Rob's on MTV and LENO tonight!!

Life is fucking good, isn't it?

Yes.

Yes it is.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Dear Rose- Robsten Rumors

I see you, Kristen...

Since a theater sighting is all to be had...

I thought I would pull out some of the more

entertaining emails I've been getting lately.

(The spelling has been auto corrected...

which is good because sometimes it's really bad)

Good stuff, Maynard.

Dear Rosie Posie. Your stupidity continues to amaze me. How can you not see

that everything Rob and that thing do together is all fake and staged?

Every time they are seen together is because Summit or their management

has told them where to go and how to act. You're such a stupid sheep.

No love ever. -Me

Dear Loveless-

I'm sure you would love to believe that every time Rob and Kristen

show up together it is some voodoo "PR" move, but I'm guessing

that standing in front of a Christmas tree with Rob's parents or

kissing in some pub on New Years Eve isn't controlled by anyone.

 I'm sorry you have no love ever... but it does explain a lot.

-R

Is there really any wonder why Rob would want Kristen? No.

NoSee- You continue to write your make believe and the mindless sheep continue to

follow you and Delooney and whoever else. If you believe so strongly in the whole 

PRsten myth, why do you feel the need to see what the Nonnies have to say?

Why do you care so much? I think you are just so scared that this

will all be over after BD is done filming. 

The Exit Strategy is in place. Rob is moving as far away from Twilight

and IT as fast as he can. Anyone with 1/2 a brain can see that Rob is done with her. 

I know that doesn't include you because you are just a brainless sheep.

Only a few weeks left, NoSee, 

and you and all the loser sheep will be crying in your oats. I can't wait.

- Waiting for the tears

Oh I see what you did there! NoSee! How completely clever! *headpat*

I write my opinion. My thoughts. I don't ask anyone to 'follow' me.

As for what the Nonsense have to say? That's absolutely hilarious coming from

someone who has come to MY blog and then felt it necessary to email me.

Tell me... why do YOU care so much what I have to say? I'm not the one

following you around and trying to insult you... am I?

And yeah... keep screeching about that Exit Strategy...

And when it doesn't happen... I'm sure you will come up with 

some other lame excuse or conspiracy theory to explain

why Rob and Kristen are STILL together.

- I suggest Restasis for your dry eyes...

Helps increase your eyes natural ability to produce tears.

Good Luck.

-R

That's right, bitches. He's Mine.

Rose-

Did you see the theater pics from last night? Tell me that isn't 

Damage control. People were complaining that Rob and Kristen weren't

nice to the fans and BINGO they show up together and pose for pictures.

REEKS of PR! Why can't Kristen just smile once in her life? Be grateful?

She always looks like a freakin zombie and its disgusting.

The people who were there said she was awkward! LOL

Also that they weren't even close or anything.

Rob is so done with all of this. What will you do then, Rose?

What will you write about when PRsten is no more?

Will you just continue pretending that they are together anyway?

You must have a pathetic life. I feel sorry for you.

- Hates Losers

Dear Loser-

Self loathing is a bad sign. You should talk to someone about that.

As far as I can tell... some stalker/pap wannabe was whining about

Rob/Kristen not waving to the fans as it was the 'least' they could do.

The sense of entitlement that so called fans have is ridiculous.

So then Rob/Kristen show up at a theater together and right away

its to appease some stalkerazzi? Really? 

Bottom? Meet Barrel.

(Thanks, J)

And I read what the person said... 

Kristen was awkward... but very nice.

No surprise there. Kristen owns being awkward.

She owns not being comfortable in crowds...

But yet... she poses for pictures and was nice.

How does that translate to being ungrateful?

Yeah yeah about Rob being all DONE with this.

All I see is a man who is completely smitten with Kristen.

Who spends as much of his spare time with her as possible.

Holidays. Vacations. Set Visits. Dates.

What will YOU do when they continue to be together?

Pretend it didn't happen? (i.e. Kissing in Montreal, Kissing in IOW)

I guess ignoring it is as easy as screaming PR or Damage Control

to explain why Rob and Kristen continually show up with each other.

How's that barrel looking? Scraped clean yet?

-R

Just Because.

Dear Rose- Have you really seen pics of Rob and Kristen kissing?

Why wouldn't you share these with everyone? I think it's stupid that you 

have pictures like this and don't post them. Where do you get them anyway?

You say this stuff and then don't share with people and it's very frustrating.

Did you know about those drunken pics? How many more pictures are out there?

-Tired of the games

Dear Tired-

Yes, I have.

Thing is... there are a lot of pics out there.

A lot.

And people seem to think that if they are taken, they will be splashed

all over the Internet. Not always so. Not by a long shot.

The paps want to make money...

They don't necessarily care WHERE the money comes from.

So... whose to say that it isn't Rob's/Kristen's people buying them?

Stephs money is as good as some gossip rag/blog.

And I'm betting she has more money to play with.

Just a thought.

Yes, I had seen those 'drunk' pics months ago...

And I gave my word not to post them.

I haven't.

 I stand by promises I have made.

Sorry if that offends you.

As for the 'kissing' pics.

Yes, they exist.

I don't have them. I don't know how they were found.

Let's just say that a good time was had in Montreal.

How's that for games?

-R

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for TWIRL.

Nobody does it better.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Always Together

Robert looking gloriously beautiful.

So.

Another day and not much to say.

Rob and Kristen are staying 'undercover' in Vancouver.

Paps/Stalkers are on Twitter

actually whining about it.

Poor you.

How dare Rob and Kristen not want to show themselves!

Who do they think they are??

Don't they know who pays their salary??

All we want is a wave!

I don't care if they work LONG hours every day

and are exhausted and can't deal with the screaming masses

Who cares if it causes more trouble and could be

a security and safety issue??

THEY OWE US.

As usual.

There are stupid fuckers out there

who feel they are ENTITLED to pieces of Rob and Kristen.

Who demand they perform for the camera.

Surely you realize by now...

That's Not Gonna Happen.

Haven't you been listening at all?

Hand on thigh. Check. Linked arms. Check. Big smiles. Double Check.

One of the few rumors out there the last few days

is that some people saw

Rob/Kristen and PapaStew running to an elevator...

or something.

So naturally... big to do about nothing.

OH NO IT'S A LIE!!! 

I BET THAT ROB WASN'T WITH THEM!

Yeah, yeah... whatthefuckever.

I think its just a pattern.

Thanksgiving at the Stewarts.

Christmas at the Pattinsons

Mom and Dad Pattz come visit in Vancouver.

PappaStew comes to Vancouver.

Yeah.

Sounds exactly like what families do.

You know...

Visit each other.

Spend significant holidays

with significant people

in our lives.

Makes sense to me.

(Yes, add the wink here)

Shaggy and Scrappy Strolling and Smiling.

That's it.

Outside of the constant whining and screeching...

Not much going on.

But.

Rob WILL be on Leno this Friday.

Now if only they would do his walk on stage in

S L O W  M O T I O N

wouldn't that be awesome?

Kinda like the NM parking lot strut...

The band could even play the same song.

I'd be OK with that.

Truly.

And of course MTV's Josh Horowitz (sp?)

is doing his 30 minute interview Friday as well...

and oh my lawds

Some people are so worried as to what questions will be asked!

Because... Josh is a SHEEP doncha know!

Anyone who likes and/or admires Kristen

and is PRO Rob/Kristen

is woolly and follows a shepherd!

People aren't allowed to make up their own minds...

No Sir Ree Bob

They are either mindlessly following the herd

(Kinda like they follow the pack? Heh)

or being bullied and badgered to think that way!

(Or on Kristen's enormous payroll!)

Personally?

I hope they mainly discuss WFE with Robert...

This is important for him... to him.

But don't get your panties all in a wad

if Josh happens to mention Kristen.

You know he will.

They always do.

So deal with it already.

She's not going anywhere.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *E*

T for Tom Sturridge.

Just because

E for Exit Strategy.

How's that working for you?

Seriously...

The more you push it

The closer they seem to get.

So...

Keep up the good work!

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥