Perceptions Aren't Reality

 **WARNING**

** STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL**

**PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK**

Honestly.

I'm dizzy.

I have gotten so many DMs

So many emails...

All discussing me having the audacity to talk 

to a known 'nonbert'.

For not defending Robert.

For picking on Oregano.

Really.

There is so much wrong with all of this bullshit.

1. I keep getting shit for not defending Robert.

This must come from people who don't really

take time to read what I have to say...

Or they have serious comprehension problems.

I defend Robert all the time.

I can't even count how many times I defended his 'honor'

when he was called a drunken manwhore...

or when he happened to be in the same zip code 

as some washed up desperate famewhore.

But no...

I don't go policing the fandom

looking for people who don't agree with me.

That's not my job.

If it comes to my attention...

I will always fight for Rob.

I adore him.

He's the reason I'm here.

Well... and this...

And this...

(OK... so I was going through my Rob 'walking' file

and decided to pull out 2 of my all time favorites.

Shut up)

2. I love that people feel the need to not only police my tweets...

 but go through who I follow and who follows me.

(that is a lie... its sarcasm for those of you 

who have no fucking sense of humor or intelligence)

So I exchange a few words with someone once in a while...

Now we are BEST FRIENDS FOREVER??

How does THAT work?

And why do so many have such a narrow view of the world?

Am I responsible for what people do on their own time?

Am I supposed to police everyone's tweets that I follow?

Do you personally know everyone you follow?

Do you even like everyone you follow?

Don't you ever want a different point of view?

Don't you ever want to talk to someone

who you might not always agree with...

but you can have a civil discussion?

Or do you just stick to the same boring people

who parrot the same boring thing

day after day?

I follow people I find interesting...

They don't have to be a clone of me

and my opinions.

In fact...

There are quite a few I follow that I don't 

particularly like at all...

But sometimes they have clever insights

or are amusing...

Or are just entertaining

(Nikki Reed comes to mind... hahaha)

So basically what I'm saying is...

Don't worry about me.

I rarely spend more than 1/2 an hour on Twitter a day.

Can you say the same?

Maybe you should be more worried about yourself.

And why you think this is SO important...

And why you can't just laugh and have fun with it.

This is how I picture a lot of 'fans'... hahaha!

3. Oregano.

The bland, flaky, shorty spice.

I knew my post poking fun at him would get some people

all worked up.

But again...

This isn't serious business people!

I called him short and boring.

Two things I happen to think he is.

Its not the end of the world.

Maybe you love and adore him...

Maybe you are intoxicated with him.

So start your own damn blog and you

can say he's tall and exciting!

See how easy that is?

And maybe...

Just maybe...

I have my own reasons for feeling the way

I do about the stale spice.

4. Someone had the nerve...

to tell me I shouldn't blog about Thomas.

Can you imagine?

What is this world coming to???

Honestly.

I mention Tom at the end of every post...

but I don't really wax poetic novels about him...

Do I?

I mean...

I COULD.

But I don't.

But come on...

Tom is all sorts of adorable.

And do I really have to bring up the whole

MY BLOG

MY THOUGHTS

I will post as I please stuff again?

Good.

Dreaming or Dreamy?

And while I'm on the topic of Thomas...

I guess I will just throw in this picture

and this quote from his recent interview

with Wonderland Magazine

“The one power I have in these situations 

is to choose not to talk about it for once.” 

How can you NOT love that?

Well...

I do.

OHMYGOD She is just absolutely gorgeous.

5. I also adore Kristen Stewart.

I'm a fan.

I happen to love both Robert and Kristen.

And Tom.

It's not about their relationship.

It's about them.

Their individual careers and personalities.

Having Rob and Kristen fall in love

and be all happy and sweet

is just icing on the proverbial cake.

Tom is the filling.

So yeah...

I'm having my fucking cake

and eating it too.

And guess what?

It's fucking 

DELICIOUS.

It's a good thing I love cake.

6. Good Grief.

I've NEVER called myself an INSIDER.

EVER.

Those are labels pinned on me by other people.

Besides...

If you were truly an insider...

You wouldn't talk about it.

There wouldn't be a need to.

You know what I mean?

Someone who had access to information...

Who knew things

Would never betray Rob and Kristen.

Because what would be more important?

Honoring a friendship...

Or getting your 15 minutes of fame?

Easy answer.

FOREVER

So in closing...

This post is brought to you by perceptions.
They aren't always reality.

And by Thomas Sturridge.
Whom I completely adore
whether you like it or not.

One more quote from Mr. Sturridge

which I think is apt for this post...

"It's acting.

I’m not fucking up surgery.

 No one’s getting killed.”

Indeed Thomas... indeed.

It's a blog.

No one's getting killed.

Until next time

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen and a Dog Named Bear

I know... I know...

But.

Well.

YOU KNEW I WOULD DO THIS.

Leno One

Leno Two

Leno THREE!!!!

Um.

What do I fucking say here?

Shit.

Look at Robert...

All glidey and smooth

Strolling out on stage with Jay Leno.

Damn it to hell.

Leno One still wins.

Hands fucking Down.

I'm sure the wrinkled, unpolished Rob just appeals to me more...

And let's face it... the smirk on his face?

That is ALL kinds of sexy.

OK. OK.

 Rob was all kinds of adorable on Leno...

Although he seemed a bit uncomfy with the suit.

And didn't the brown shirt look familiar?

I'm sure we've seen all of this before...

And I realized that makes me sounds all obsessive and stuff

But it's hard not to notice what Rob wears 

because he has a habit of wearing the same clothes

again and again.

And again.

And again.

"I knew I should have left when I was done..."

Rob did great.

He was funny and charming...

and the only time I think he was truly uncomfortable

was when that lady who keep yelling about VAMPIRES

came out and was screeching at him about being

sparkly and bullshit like that.

I was thinking

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT HIM??

And you DO realize he's not REALLY Edward Cullen... Right?

Sheesh.

This is more like it...

The MTV interview was wonderful.

Brilliant.

Fantastic.

I loved it.

Rob admitted that he was misquoted in the VF article.

Seems like that happens a lot in the print interviews

(Stay away from the print, Rob... Don't go into the print!)

Nothing too revealing of course.

He was giggly and adorkable and witty.

The Rob we have all come to love.

He was obviously much more comfortable in this setting

With Josh Horowitz

in his regular clothes...

No big shockers.

He did take a road trip from L.A. to New Orleans.

But well...

We already knew he did that... didn't we?

Oh and he did adopt a shelter puppy.

So sweet.

He calls it "Bear"

So I guess that was all true too.

"They" did adopt a puppy.

Awwwwww.

I'm not sure what the regulations are about transporting dogs

across the Canadian border...

But I'm guessing the dog is somewhere in L.A. right now

Maybe keeping a certain cat company...

:)

Shabby Perfection.

 Kristen was only briefly mentioned in this interview

and only in the capacity that they 'act' together

That seems to be the safest way for Rob to discuss her...

But of course people are dissecting his facial expressions

and the fact he cracked his knuckles

(Something that Kristen is known to do as well)

as some sort of sigh that he hates Kristen.

What

The

Fuck

Ever.

I find all the over analyzing and dissection tedious.

Give it a rest already.

Rob was funny and cute and wonderful...

and he seems so proud of WFE

He looked incredible in the clip they showed

and LOVE LOVE LOVE the accent.

He did a phenomenal job with it.

I really don't like giving interviews...

So what do we take away from yesterday's overflowing Robness?

1. Rob is still funny and charming and witty

and gorgeous and wonderful and everything good.

2. Rob did get a shelter dog.

I guess the sightings in L.A. 

with him and Kristen at the vet...

and Nikki's oopsie about 'their' dog...

Well...you can fill in the blanks.

;)

3. Rob looks absolutely BRILLIANT

in WFE and he's so proud and happy 

and lights up when he talks about

Tai the elephant.

4. Rob/Tom/Sam did take a road trip to New Orleans.

Where Kristen just happened to be working...

And while they were in an Apt

I mean HOTEL room... that's right...

They acted like monkeys and ate orange (?) chicken wings.

5. Rob does so much better...

in live interviews.

I know his words will still be twisted

and there will be intense scrutiny of his every move...

But it was wonderful to see him talk and laugh

and just be Rob

(and lets not forget the walk...

NEVER forget the walk)

6. No declarations of love.

No non denial denials.

(that's a lot of no's)

Just Rob talking about stuff.

Being all cute and adorable while doing it.

7. I love Robert Pattinson.

Just because.

8. Did you hear someone yell out "TOM STURRIDGE"

during the Leno interview when Rob was talking about the 

road trip and said something about one of his 'friends'

being recognized as in 

"Hey aren't you friends with Robert Pattinson?"

I mean it's cute and all that...

But Tom should be recognized for more than being

Robert's best friend.

Not that its a bad thing to be...

Oh no.

I would LOVE to have that role...

But Tom is probably way better at it than I would be...

Cuz I would be all starry-eyed and shit...

and Rob would be like...

"Rose! Why do you keep asking me to walk across the room??"

Yeah.

Tom is a good choice.

He really is.

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for

ROBERT PATTINSON

The INTOXICATION level is still

CODE RED!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob Pattinson-Still Intoxicated After All These Years

This post is all about Robert.

I really haven't written much about him lately.

Yeah...

I get shit about that.

(I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?)

But what has Robert done for me lately?

Where the hell IS he?

Haven't seen him since he landed down in ol' Louisiana.

What am I supposed to write if the guy

doesn't show his pretty face?

And I know some people don't want to admit this...

But Kristen is connected to Robert now.

So...

Writing about Kristen...

Usually means Robert is involved.

I've been reflecting on my 'obsession' with Rob.

I don't think I'm in that frame of mind anymore.

I don't think I have been for a while.

Oh don't get me wrong...

I still adore him.

I still am very much interested in his career...

I still adore him.

I still love looking at him.

I still adore him.

But not being as obsessed is good... right?

I've discussed this recently with someone who went through

this whole Robert Pattinson addiction/obsession with me.

She came out on the other side.

I'm still somewhere in the middle.

I might not be as angst-ridden when it comes to Rob...

But I'm still intoxicated.

Still.

I just happen to be in a better place.

Emotionally.

This is a bit embarrassing to admit...

But just LOOKING at pictures of Robert

made my stomach twist in knots...

He had such an effect on me

(and millions of other women)

This is why this blog exists.

I keep trying to figure out WHY he affected me like this.

Why him?

Because no other actor has ever 

EVER

affected me like this.

I'm not a fangirl kinda girl.

But Robert...

Well...

He melts my heart.

It would be dishonest of me not to admit

that the whole Edward Cullen connection didn't have

something to do with my initial attraction.

I mean...

Edward Cullen.

I couldn't get enough of him, either.

Reading the Twilight books end to end to end to end

Finding FanFiction...

and reading about a sexier, more mature...

Edward.

I love Edward Cullen.

And then Robert became Edward.

And I was a goner.

Wave goodbye to Rose!

I still haven't comes to grips with Edward.

But like my Robert addiction...

My Edward addiction has cooled off.

Coincidence?

Probably not.

I still love both the actor

and the character he portrays.

I just have it more under control.

That being said...

I still love you, Robert Pattinson!!

I'm thinking I'm a fan for life.

I can't imagine going through this intense adoration

to let it slip away in a few years.

No.

I'm very loyal to those I love.

But I don't give out my love to just anyone.

The only other beings that I have ever had this degree

of 'obsession' with...

The Beatles.

And more specifically Paul McCartney

(I know I have discussed this before)

I've loved the Beatles since I was 10 years old.

They seriously saved my life when I was a teenager.

Long story. Not exactly for a blog.

But that's how intense my love for the Beatles is.

And now there is Robert.

Sometimes I wish my love for Robert

was just based on something as shallow as just his good looks.

But you all know there is so much more to him than that.

And you all know that is why we all adore him.

He's special.

 So very special.

We all love him because he's not like the other guys.

We all fell in love with him after watching his early interviews...

All his charm...

All his intelligence...

All his wit...

All his humility...

All his adorkability.

Sometimes it makes me feel good knowing I'm not alone...

And sometimes I look around and wonder how 

I can even be in the same fan base as some people.

And last but not least...

Loving Robert means accepting that Kristen

is going to be involved in some way.

She just IS.

She's always there.

It just so happens that I love and adore Kristen, too...

So it's not a problem for me.

It's WIN/WIN

OK then.

I went through this whole post...

And I didn't 'eat hate with a spoon'.

I just talked about Robert.

And it felt good.

Because I have missed my Robert.

I have missed my intoxication.

And now I feel a bit dizzy...

So that's a good sign.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for ROBERT PATTINSON

Always and forever, Robert...

Bye for now

♥♥♥