Rob and Kristen- In the Hood.

Not much going on...

So I thought I would post some 'hood' pictures.

The incredible amount of pictures of Rob 

in a hoodie are incredible.

And somehow its all kinds of sexy... isn't it?

Sunglasses + Hoodie = Swoon

Why does this image kill me?

All you have to add is a cigarette and my world would be complete.

Of course... 

If we add in WALKING

we are in absolute heaven.

Walking.

Hoodie.

Sunglasses.

OK.

We got the hoodie and the sunglasses...

And beat up RM Rob is always sexy for some reason.

(OK OK... Rob is just sexy. Period. Fine.)

But what the fuck is he doing in this picture?

OK.

Got it.

Hoodie.

Sunglasses.

Walking/Movement of some sort

and being all

AWKWARD and ADORKABLE.

Yes.

Lethal combination.

Well hell.

I was wrong.

Rob doesn't need no stinkin' sunglasses...

or cigarette...

or even to be fucking walking.

He just needs to look into the motherbitching 

camera lens

and fucking melt it.

And me.

And anything else that falls under that beautiful stare.

Good Lord.

And seriously.

Click on that picture.

Just do it.

You won't regret it.

Is Kristen all kinds of adorable in her hoodie?

There are plenty of pictures of her

trying to hide under a hood.

She's gotten quite good at hiding...hasn't she?

Oh sure a few sightings here and there...

She's in Toronto

Now she's not.

People are ridiculous.

They don't want Kristen to be in Toronto so badly.

I mean...

Think about it.

She is there.

And if she flies out for whatever reason...

She will be back.

What's the big hairy deal about that?

Why must everything be big and hairy and ugly?

(No, I'm not talking about you... or am I?)

Rob is working in Toronto for the next couple of months.

Kristen has upcoming projects.

They will be separated from time to time.

So what?

It's not the end of the world.

Haven't you noticed how they have tried to 

dovetail their movies this time?

Rob is working now...

Come Sept...

When Kristen is working on SWATH

(In London and surrounding areas)

Rob might just have some time off.

And where do you think he will be?

Right.

I clearly remember how miserable Rob looked

that summer he was filming Remember Me in NYC

While Kristen was in California with The Runaways.

I'm guessing they will try to avoid that in the future.

And please.

Did Rob go to the Adele Concert?

Does it really matter to you?

Will it have some 'EPIC' meaning to your life?

God, I hope not.

Do you want to know the super secret meaning

behind Robert going to see Adele?

(assuming he did in fact go...)

You ready?

Here it is...

Robert loves music.

How simple is that?

Kristen being there or not being there

doesn't matter.

She is still in his life.

And if she flies out of Toronto...

I will give you another super secret...

(Set your decoder rings to A7)

Kristen will be back.

Again.

Simple.

Logic.

Robert (may or may not) have gone to a concert.

Kristen will (if she hasn't already) fly out of Toronto...

Robert and Kristen

will be back together in due time.

AS ALWAYS.

Of course.

How many times does it have to happen

over and over again...

Before you actually sense the pattern?

No matter where they are.

No matter where they go.

They always end up together.

It doesn't matter where you go in life.

It's who you have beside you.

And take a good look folks..

It's Kristen who is next to Rob.

That's all you need to know.

These were the only pics I could find of Tom

wearing a hood.

WTF is THAT about?

Surely if anyone would be seen wearing hoodies

of all sizes and colors...

It would be our sweet Thomas.

But no.

The guy prefers baseball hats and beanies.

Go figure.

So beggars can't be choosy.

Or something like that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for Summit

I've heard I'm on their payroll.

I want my money dammit.

S for Sheep.

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Do You Believe In Love?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I love you

We are now in a drought.

We might have to wait until June 5th to see

Robert and/or Kristen in public.

I'm actually quite OK with that.

In fact...

I kinda like it.

There is SO much speculation as to 

where Kristen has been this whole time...

(Bwhahahahaha)

It's quite amusing.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time
And hung me on a line

Because she couldn't POSSIBLY be in Toronto with Robert.

No.

NEVER!

Why would she go to Toronto?

She has no reason to be there!

Let's ignore the fact that Kristen had their puppy in NYC

Just a hop... skip and a jump from Toronto...

Where do you think she would go?

Really...

WHERE do you think she would go?

Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Where do you think she has been this whole time?

Yeah... I know that you can't trust a lot of the shit

you see on Twitter...

But when you get quite a few different people

saying they saw Rob and Kristen in Toronto...

And let's face it Kiddies...

They haven't been SEEN anywhere else... have they?

No.

They haven't.

It's not like we have pictures of Rob either.

And again...

WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE???

Maybe I'm a man and maybe I'm a lonely man
Who's in the middle of something
That he doesn't really understand

I honestly can't believe some of the bullshit I read.

I can't.

The bottom is line is simple.

It really is.

IF Robert Pattinson was with any other female

as much as he is always with Kristen.

(And Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together, don't they?)

There wouldn't be any question of them being together.

Well...

There shouldn't be any question at this point

But there are always those who refuse to see

what is right in front of them.

Instead wanting to believe bizarro conspiracy theories

and clinging to PR Stunts as excuses

Even though Rob has pretty much killed the thought of 

any movie studio running his personal life.

Maybe I'm a man and maybe you're the only woman
Who could ever help me
Baby won't you help me understand

So... what happens next?
Well...

Sooner or later 

Rob and/or Kristen 

are going to be seen SOMEWHERE.

Either together or not.

And no matter how it works out...

The Foam will FLY

"TOLD YOU THEY WEREN'T TOGETHER IN TORONTO!"

"THAT GIRL WAS ONLY THERE TO DROP OFF ROB'S DOG!"

Or some such shit.

I guess people can't comprehend that 

Rob and Kristen will probably be flying in and out of Toronto

As long as Rob is filming there...

She's already been there for a couple of weeks...

And yeah...

Kristen IS a working actress

so of course she will have obligations that will

take her away from Rob from time to time.

Not a big deal.

Again.

They won't be separated for long.

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're with me all the time
Maybe I'm afraid of the way I leave you

So the Frenzied Foamers

and the Stricken Shippers

will flail about...

One because they want to believe

so desperately in PR theories...

The other because they desperately need reassurance 

that Rob and Kristen are together.

I'm not sure which is worse.

Both are desperate.

Never a pretty picture.

 

Maybe I'm amazed at the way you help me sing my song
You right me when I'm wrong
Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you

Final Thoughts.

1. Yeah... I'm actually bitchier than normal.

Who thought THAT was possible?

I guess it's just one of those times

where the whole tedious bullshit

kinda gets to me.

I would love to just focus on the positive...

and not draw attention to the negative

But to me...

One of the positives

is the fact that Robert and Kristen are together.

It's hard to focus on just Robert alone...

Because Kristen is always wrapped up 

in everything he does.

And I like Kristen.

A lot.

So there you go.

2. Liking Kristen Stewart.

I do.

And it boggles my mind

that people hate on her

SO MUCH

For whatever reason.

No matter what happens...

It always comes back to an excuse to hate on Kristen.

It could have absolutely NOTHING to do with her

Yet.

Somehow her name gets dragged in there

and she is relentlessly trashed and slashed.

A 21 year old girl.

So yeah...

That's why I continue to mock and jab

at those who spew their bitter foam.

I don't think Kristen deserves any of it.

Green Sheep

3. I'm not a 'shipper'.

I don't WANT Rob and Kristen to be together.

I just think they are.

That makes me a Believer.

And No.

I don't think it's some 'EPIC LURVE' either.

WTF does that even mean?

I think they are two people 

living in extraordinary circumstances...

Two people who found each other.

Who like being together

(Obviously)

Who are in love.

It's not any more 'EPIC' than any other relationship

outside of the fact they are both famous actors

and people are fascinated by it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SHUT UP 

Please.

Leave Kristen alone.

S for Stupid.

It is as it does.

It should be painful.

It can't be fixed.

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Killing Me Softly

While my guitar gently weeps...

Random Rose.

1. Robert + Guitar = Melting

I mean seriously.

Come on.

WTF.

It's not fair.

I'm sure by now you all have listened to Rob sing.

I have.

Again.

And Again.

And Again.

And well... You get my point.

I love you baby... but not like I love my guitar.

I cannot get enough of the man...

and his guitar.

I'm almost afraid to admit this...

But hell... I've come this far... right?

I had the Twilight CD in my car...

in the CD player, mind you...

For well over a year.

Truly.

I never took it out.

It was there... day in and day out

And every time I got into the car

I would listen to Robert pluck the guitar

when "Never Think" came on...

And it continually made my stomach flip.

Still does.

Baby it's the guitar man...

There is something so incredibly soulful...

So magnificent

So stunning

about listening to Rob play his guitar and sing.

It touches you.

You feel what he is singing.

And the guitar playing.

God.

His guitar playing.

Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Killing me softly with his song
Killing me softly with his song
Telling my whole life with his words
Killing me softly
With his song...

And guess who Rob plays his guitar FOR?

2. There were lots and LOTS of 'outtakes'

Of Kristen recently released.

Something like close to 500.

Isn't that amazing?

I love this photoshoot for a number of reasons...

One of them being that Kristen is so amazingly gorgeous...

But also because they put her in bright bold colors.

I love her in colors.

OK... so I just love her period.

But there were pics of her in REDS and GREENS

and wow.

Just wow.

There isn't anything the girl can't wear...

Singing my life with his words...

She is so naturally stunning.

Kristen doesn't have to work at being beautiful.

She just is.

She has an innocent sexuality.

She doesn't have to try and be sexy

She just has to look at the camera.

Is it any wonder...

What has captivated Robert for all this time?

David Slade was on Twitter answering questions...

and when asked about Kristen?

 "Very first impression of KS, Shy, strong, talented,

smart beyond her years and direct. No messing around."

Does that surprise anyone?

Shy.

Strong.

Talented.

Smart.

We all knew this.

We who love and adore Kristen.

It's all part of her many charms.

Robert knows.

Oh yes... 

Rob has known ALL along.

Shaggy and Sienna.

3. *Sigh*

You know that old saying...

"Be careful what you wish for... You may receive it."

And I had to open my big mouth.

Or.

Type with my big fingers?

Anyway.

I had to go and say that I missed Tom's face.

Didn't I?

Way to go, Rose!

So...

What do I get?

Oh Shaggy...

Yeah.

I get Tom's face.

But unfortunately...

It was attached to Sienna's face.

Kinda sucks.

Not gonna lie.

I did get the cool baseball hat

and the Rolling Stones jacket.

(I do however miss the red plaid)

But Tom.

Tom.

Look at the camera and say CHEESE!

Tom.

Are you trying to hide under all that hair

and that beard?

I mean.

I love scruff and beards as much as the next girl.

(OK, maybe more than the next girl..

Because I really LOVE them)

But dammit boy.

You have such a pretty face.

It's damn near intoxicating.

So why in the hell do you always have to hide it?

And why oh why is Sienna attached to it?

*sigh*

All I can say here is that it looks like they

were having a good time parading around Vienna

Playing it up for the cameras...

Tom looks happy.

*sigh*

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Isn't it GOOD that 

Rob and Kristen have remained well hidden?

Yeah...
I know there will continue to be speculation

as to where they are.

But I'm loving the fact that Robert doesn't 

have to be seen unless he WANTS to.

And I know that some people don't want to believe

That Kristen was ever there.

But come on now...

Where do you think Bear is?

And how exactly did he get there?

And sure...

Rob and Kristen won't be joined at the hip

they both have jobs to do

which include traveling outside of Toronto...

But they ARE together.

Just because you don't see pics of them

doesn't mean they have ceased to exist.

They are somewhere out there.

Together.

Will we see them before the MTV Movie awards?

I don't know.

You know they will both be there.

They do have to win Best Kiss after all

(and seriously... KISS this time)

Will Rob and Kristen stay under the radar until then?

Will they stay in Toronto (together)

Fly back to L.A. (together)

And then go from there?

Who knows.

Yes, there will be times when Kristen is in L.A.

or wherever her schedule takes her.

And Rob will be filming Cosmopolis...

So I'm sure they will have their moments of separation.

Thing is?

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up back

TOGETHER.

You know that they do.

It's been going on for over 2 years now.

G for Green Sheep.

Always and forever.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

And just in case anyone missed it...

Here is Rob singing.

*Swoon*

Rob and Kristen- Now You See Them. Now You Don't.

The way he holds that cigarette. JFC.

Random Thoughts.

1.  Robert and Kristen have been incognito

for quite some time now.

And after the long grueling BD shoot

and the long grueling WFE promotion

Don't they deserve it?

I think the last pic of Rob was some grainy thing

that was supposedly taken in Toronto

and Kristen?

NYC with Bear.

I think it's brilliant.

Some people are losing their minds over tweets

about one or the other being 

here there or everywhere.

But the fact remains that 

NO ONE is really sure where they are.

(Except together... DUH)

And I'm not quite sure why everyone expected

to see pictures of Rob and Kristen out celebrating

Rob's 25th birthday.

Really?

The guy just got off a press junket

where his every move and facial expression 

was documented a million times over.

How many times has he said 

"I don't like  having my picture taken"

How many?

Exactly.

So now the guy finally has found some peace

and some solitude in the comfort of

the woman he loves...

And you actually believe hes going to go OUT

to get his picture taken?

Right.

Do you people listen to me at all??

2. And to continue on the whole

WHERE ARE ROB AND KRISTEN debate...

They both have been seen in Toronto.

Please.

Get real.

You fucking KNOW they are together.

Wherever that may be.

It doesn't matter if there are pictures or not.

And don't you love the contradictions?

Because if there were pictures of Kristen taken

in Toronto with or without Robert...

Haters would be screaming

"Why can't she leave him alone!"
"Why must she CLING to him?

(Like you wouldn't)

"She is such a famewhore!"

and now that none have surfaced

(thus far)

"SEE! Kristen isn't even IN Toronto!"

"I'm SO glad Rob got to spend his birthday

without THAT girl!"

Of course I'm with Kristen... I'm ALWAYS with Kristen.

Good Grief.

Just because we can't see them

doesn't mean they aren't together.

I mean...

GOOD PR would dictate that they would be 

prancing and dancing all over Toronto together...

Right?

Oh wait.

See...

Robert and Kristen have been seen a lot 

in the past months.

Especially Robert.

Don't they deserve this down time.

This quiet time.

This peaceful time.

This Get Off Our Dicks time?

Think what you want.

But.

They are together.

As always.

3. Let's talk about manips.

Yes.

I want to.

OK.

I don't really want to because they 

CREEP me out for the most part.

But...

So much discussion about them lately.

I don't really pay much attention to manips

because they usually look so fucking... off.

The heads look funny.

The hands are in weird positions.

Purse straps melt into people.

They always look unnatural

and well...

Fake.

But people keep churning them out

for whatever reason.

And yeah... sometimes they even look pretty good.

But there was a recent one of Kristen and a 'fan'

that was supposedly taken in Toronto.

It was immediately seen for what it was.

A fake.

And then we got the usual Foaming

"Oh the sheep are soooo desperate

They are LOOSING their minds"

(yes, they spell losing as 'loosing')

All this mind 'loosing'

It's rather hilarious.

Would people REALLY 'loose' their minds over

a picture of Kristen with a fan?

And to be brutally honest...

I have little doubt that this pic was done by 

one of those 'loosers' just to stir the pot.

It has been rather stagnant lately.

Besides...

It's not like one side or another hasn't made manips 

to try and bolster their side.

(Remember the Nikki laying on Rob picture? Hahahaha!)

I think its all incredibly lame.

No matter where you are standing.

And creepy as fuck.

Click on this picture. Fucking GORGEOUS.

4. I don't really have much to say

other than poking fun at people

who seem to think they are 'above it all'

You know who I am talking about.

All those Foaming people who right now

are all claiming to 

NOT GIVE A FUCK.

and are all

IDontGiveACrapSten

and

'I don't care, I'm just in it for the laughs'

and

'I'm only here for ROB, THAT GIRL doesn't exist

in my world'

A. You care.

A lot.

Probably more than anyone.

B. People who don't care

don't spend hours writing about how much

they don't care.

Hours screaming and whining about how much

they don't care!

Trying to convince everyone

just how much they don't care!

C. You give a fuck.

You give a crap.

You are not here for Rob...

You exist for THAT GIRL.

Kristen fucking OWNS you.

You can't go one day without writing about her.

Talking about her.

Whining about her.

Looking at her.
Wondering where she is.

Discuss what she is wearing.

Day in.

Day out.

It's ALL about Kristen.

And for the record.

I care.

;)

Once upon a time...

5. Snow White got her Huntsman.

Perfect.

And imagine...

Kristen going to the UK to film this movie...

Hmmmm.

Wonder who will be with her?

Hmmmm.

This was considered a 'manip' once too... HAHAHAHAHA!

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for TOGETHER.

Of course they are.

Where else would they be?

T for Totally Unplugged

I hope you enjoyed your 'quiet' weekend.

You deserved it.

A little guitar.

A little wine.

Some good cooking...

and each other.

Perfect weekend is perfect.

T for Tom Sturridge.

Just Because

Tom is working in Vienna right now...

Don't you miss his pretty face?

I do.

A lot.

Green Sheep, Tom.

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

♥♥♥