Rob and Kristen-- Funny How That Works

I miss beardy Rob. I bet he does, too...

Random Rose

1. JFC

The last few days in this fandom have been ridiculous.

OK.

Things are always ridiculous...

but imagine doubling... even tripling that.

Quadrupling?

Because people are truly fucked up.

Truly.

Let's talk Petitions.

Oh yes.

You all have seen/heard about them.

It started a while ago...

When some Ninnies wanted to petition Fox

to keep Kristen away from the WFE premiere.

Sad... but true.

Oh sure

They claimed it was all a JOKE.

But we all know better.

They meant every bitter angry word.

(Nice try though... heh)

That brings us to the petition

to have Josh Horowitz interview Rob and Kristen together

for Breaking Dawn promo.

Is that a bad thing?

Does that hurt or harm anyone... in any way?

No.

It's just people wanting to see Rob and Kristen

talking about the movie and Edward/Bella.

Normal... yes?

Co-stars in movies do that ALL the time.

But just because its 

Rob AND KRISTEN

People got all up in arms about it...

"Quit trying to force them together!"

Never mind that they are starring in the movies together.

Never mind that no outcry was heard 

when Rob and other female co-stars from his

other movies were interviewed together.

No.

Just Kristen.

Funny how that works.

They look awfully comfortable together... don't they?

Next we get the 

"Lets get Kristen away from Rob" petition.

Now.

I don't know who did this...

or if it was a joke

But it was lame.

And desperate.

But that was nothing compared to the

"Kill the Nonst*ns" petition.

And spare me the self righteous indignation.

I wouldn't be surprised if a Ninnie started this.

(sometimes their alternate personalities get confused)

Then they can all lament on how picked on

and trod upon they are...

Needless to say

(But I will say it anyway)

LAME.

Whoever started it.

LAME is the word of the day today.

I say we start a 

STUPIDITY SHOULD BE PAINFUL

petition.

Imagine the howling.

The foaming.

Never mind.

Considering the amount of barking and whining...

It must already be painful.

Heh.

Funny how that works.

We've only just begun...

2. JFC.

Supposedly Rob has been out carousing every night in Toronto!

He's cheating on Kristen!

He's with Caitlyn!

He's with Sarah!

Really?

The guy goes to one or two functions...

And he's an immediate manwhore.

I don't get that.

At all.

Are you really SO desperate to believe

that Rob isn't with Kristen...

That you would paint him out to be 

some drunken pig...

getting it on with whatever female is near by?

Really?

The man is working.

He is allowed to get out and have a beer with castmates...

Or listen to music...

What is he supposed to do?

Stay in his hotel every night?

And another thing.

How convenient that some random tweets

are taken as gospel.

Strange double standard.

All those tweets saying Rob and Kristen 

were walking Bear...

Or how about the tweets claiming to see

Rob and Kristen snuggling and kissing in restaurants?

THOSE were bullshit lies.

Of course they were.

But some random person sees Rob in a bar...

TRUTH!

Or sees Kristen in any city 

as long as its NOT Toronto...

TRUTH!!

Whatever happened to 

Pics or it didn't happen?

Or is that just for the stuff about

Rob and Kristen together?

Funny how that works.

I love the look on Kristen's face...

3. JFC.

All sorts of speculation about where Kristen is.

Do you know?

Has anyone seen her since London?

No?

Fascinating.

I love that people assume she hasn't seen Rob

since the MTV awards show.

Are you sure?

So much chatter about what she is doing...

and why she isn't in Toronto with Robert.

And of course...

She can't have work related things going on...

No one is THAT busy.

And what happens WHEN (not if)

she shows up in Toronto?

Will she then conveniently become

the clinging famewhore?

See how that goes?

If Kristen were seen in Toronto

(and lets face it people...she hasn't been seen anywhere)

She's just a clinger and there for PR...

If Kristen isn't seen in Toronto

Rob isn't important enough to her

and they broke up!

I would say she can't win for losing...

But that's not true at all.

Because Kristen has already WON.

Funny how that works.

Work. Work. Work. (hahahaha)

4. So I'm not entirely clear about the 

Jeff Buckley thing.

I read that Penn Badgley (?) didn't get the part.

And that there were 2 different movies...

and that Rob didn't get the part...

and that they were looking for someone who

wasn't too well known to play the role.

Which kinda makes sense in a way.

(Tom Sturridge anyone???)

But there hasn't been an official announcement

(as far as I know at this writing)

as to who got the role.

It might even be good for Rob

to have some time off after Cosmopolis.

The guy has been working nonstop...

(yeah, I get the striking while the iron is hot stuff)

He needs some downtime.

Some time to not shave

and get all bushy and beardy

and he can get himself over to London

and hang with his family...

His friends...

(Tom Sturridge anyone?)

And of course...

He can be close to Kristen

while she is filming SWATH.

Sounds about perfect.

Funny how that works.

Just because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for WTF?

Stop with bizarre and strange petitions.

How does one fulfill getting Kristen

away from Robert anyway?

W for No Worries.

I know people like to worry 

when they don't see Rob and Kristen together

for a while.

But it doesn't matter.

We shall see...

Soon enough.

♬♫ Monday Monday...

    Can't trust that day.♫♬

 

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

Rob and Kristen-- Flawed Perfection

I still love this movie...

There's really not much to write about lately...

I'm finding that I repeat myself

but that tends to happen in a 'drought'.

What is there to say?

Let's see...

Rob is still working on Cosmopolis.

Kristen's whereabouts are still unknown.

And does Bear shit in the woods?

I'm guessing he does.

:)

There has been all sorts of gossip about 

the Jeff Buckley movie...

 I'm thinking that if Rob wants the part?

It's his.

But that brings me to the fact that Tom Sturridge

also auditioned for this part...

Now.

I don't know if Tom can sing/play guitar

(Seems all these Brit boys can)

But my goodness...

I fucking LOVE this picture...

Tom really does have a real resemblance to Jeff...

Doesn't he?

Yeah.

I know there has been lots of talk about James Franco

(and for some reason Penn Badgley?)

And admittedly Franco does look the part too.

But damn.

If Rob doesn't do it...

I would LOVE to see Tom in this.

The only negative?

Tom would have to talk in an American accent.

And.

God.

That's a damn shame.

ANYWAY.

It will be interesting to see who really does get the part.

Pins

and 

Needles.

Simply Stunning.

There were some old/new pics of Kristen released...

My God.

She is so naturally beautiful.

I remember the whole hoopla when she did 

The Runaways

And she cut off her long "Bella" hair...

(And I'm just going to throw this in... because it needs repeating...

Summit couldn't keep Kristen from chopping off her hair.

Where she publicly admitted they tried to stop her...

YET.

Somehow.

They are able to get her to 'pretend' to be with someone...

and they control her life even when shes not working for them.)

Right.

But moving on...

Kristen chops off her hair...

Fucking KILLS as Joan Jett

And still manages to look gorgeous...

No matter what length her hair is...

No matter what color it is.

She fucking rocks it.

So...

Today

I decided to just post some of my favorite pictures of

Kristen Stewart.

'What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face

and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, 

or the people falling over themselves,

screaming and taunting to get a reaction. 

All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up by a flash...

A lot of the time I can't handle it. 

It's fucked. 

I never expected that this would be my life.'

“People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. 

It’s beyond annoying . . . 

What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private 

to become entertainment for other people?

This is what I wanted to show you on here.

People say that if I just tell them everything I’ll be left alone, 

but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone? 

They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

 

 

 

"It's so weird, that you have to be worried about people seeing things,"

Stewart finally says in response to the iPod image.

"You want to be excited about something, 

normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too,

but it's such a different thing. 

It comes out as entertainment for other people."

 

 

"I can relate to Bella in that I think that

I would not necessarily choose the easy road.

I would definitely, if it felt right, and I was in love.

It wouldn’t matter what obstacle. 

I’d face it."

 

 

"It’s hard to actually take details from your personal life

and apply them to a scene because, 

as much as you can identify with a feeling,

you just get muddled.

As soon as you start bringing your own stuff in,

it’s like, 'No, that’s not right.' 

You’re playing a different person. 

You can relate,

but you have to leave that stuff at the door."

 

 

"I love Rob because he always wants to be the best.

He can be very childish. 

When Rob does something right or wins something

he talks with a different, little voice - like a five-year-old.
Rob is sexy, in a tortured artist way.

This might be because he is British.

He's tall, looks like he is thinking all the time and is incredibly funny.
I love the way he sings. 

It breaks my heart.

And don't you think he's just gorgeous? 

Rob's also a very bad liar, he just can't do it!"

 

 

Final thoughts.

I absolutely adore Kristen Stewart

(My feelings for Robert have been well documented)

Is she perfect?

No.

Are you?

 

She's breathtakingly beautiful.

She's brilliantly talented.

She is awkwardly shy...

and sometimes she doesn't say the right thing

at the right time.

I find that to be part of her charm.

Because to me...

She is real.

She makes mistakes.

She flips off the cameras.

She would rather wear chucks than heels.

She cusses like a sailor.

She's uncomfortable in the spotlight.

Sometimes she doesn't smile.

So what?

If you like Kristen Stewart...

If you are a fan...

Those things don't bother you at all.

In fact...

It's those very things that make you relate to her 

on some small and distant level.

We love that she is quirky and not your

standardized Hollywood actress.

That she doesn't always care if she has make up on

and if her hair is combed just so...

She isn't perfect.

She is flawed.

Flawed Perfection.

And.

If you don't like Kristen Stewart

and you're not a fan...

Why do you care?

Why do you bother following her so closely...

and obsessing over her every move

Her every word?

Oh yeah.

Because of Robert.

Because Robert Pattinson

chooses to be with 

Kristen Stewart.

"I hope you like disappointment"

Get used to it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *K*

K for Kristen

She stays true to herself...

and knows what is important.

K for Kiss.

How many times have Rob and Kristen

been caught kissing?

;)

K for Keep Out.

If you don't like what I have to say...

Why oh why 

do you keep coming back here to read my words?

 

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

Rob and Kristen-- All That Matters...

A walk a day keeps the doctor away...

Random Rose.

1. SO MUCH CHATTER about Rob and the Jeff Buckley movie.

Really?

Why is this such a big deal again?

I don't get it.

For one thing...

IT HASN'T BEEN CONFIRMED.

So why bother getting all frenzied and foaming

until we know what is going on.

And even if he does take the role...

Um... HELLO?

He IS an actor after all.

Right away I get a zillion DMs and emails

wondering how in the world can 

Rob and Kristen 

make it work if he's not in London with her

while she films SWATH.

Good Fucking Grief.

 Whatever happens...

It will work out the way

Rob and Kristen want it to.

You know?

Cuz it's their life.

Their relationship.

I have a friend...

who is in a similar situation.

I asked him his opinion about this 

and this is what he had to say...

I kinda think it is perfection.

"Its a bitch, clearly things would be easier 

if I was a plumber and she was a waitress. 

 But she would be miserable and I've never cared much for toilets. 

I'm not so worried about being separated anymore. 

We know this is right. 

We know this is who we are and how we want to live our lives. 

 Its more of just a nuisance but its also part of our jobs,

and part of who we are. 

 The comings and goings are not what matters.

All that matters is that we stay close 

and being in the same place doesn't guarantee that. 

God, I know plenty of people that are together constantly

and still fall apart. 

Nor does the distance make it impossible. 

 Its more about us and less about location. 

She could live on a block of ice at the South Pole 

and I would still feel her close to me. 

 I'm not worried."

 Oh Yeah I'll Tell You Something..

 I Think You'll Understand

When I Say That Something

 

I Wanna Hold Your Hand!

2. Poor Bear.

That poor puppy.

OK... he's not a poor puppy...

He's probably one of the luckiest dogs alive

But MY GOD people.

"It's not Kristen's dog, it's ROB'S dog!"

What

The
Fuck

Ever.

If you truly believe that Kristen was just

some glorified dog-sitter...

You are even more desperate than I thought.

"I bet she just dropped off the dog and left

and didn't even stay in Toronto"

Yeah.

OK.

Keep chanting she wasn't in Toronto...

People are always screaming PR!

Yet always getting so angry and upset

every time there is any sighting of Rob and Kristen together.

Racing to 'debunk' it

(BTW? coming up with shit excuses doesn't debunk anything)

calling it bullshit

lies

and

hating on anyone who has the audacity to

say that Rob and Kristen are together.

If you believe its PR... why do you fight it so hard??

How does that make sense?

Don't answer.

It's a rhetorical question.

Of course we share clothes... we share everything!

 3. Am I the only one who finds the whole

Rob is cheating

Kristen is cheating

bullshit so so so SO tedious?

People make up 'sightings'

put them on the AT boards/Twitter

and then the same people who make up the shit

respond to it trying to make people believe it.

Kinda sad... don't ya think?

Hey.

If there ever comes a day when I think 

Rob and Kristen aren't together...

I will accept it.

Because I don't 'ship' anyone.

I believe.

And when Rob starts hanging out with some other girl

Vacations with her

(and kisses her)

Spends time with her family and his on holidays.

Travels to where she works to hang out with her

(and nuzzles and kisses her)

Invites her to his movie premieres

(and holds her hand and kisses her)

Shows up at private weddings

(and gently caresses her face)

and restaurants

and concerts

(oh the endless cuddling and kissing)

and adopt a puppy with her?

Then I will believe he is with someone else.

You know?

Until then...

We all know exactly who he is with.

Who he wants to be with.

Who he is always with.

That would be Kristen.

Green Sheep. And Ducks.

4. I'm not sure how old this picture is...

With the flowers and ducks.

But then I see that hat.

That damn hat.

God... he must love that hat.

The Tom and the Hat.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for No Worries.

Honestly people...

Have some fucking faith.

Just once.

This is important to them.

They know what they are doing.

W for WoW

Some people have no limits...

have no boundaries...

will do anything to get what they want.

Does the end justify the means?

No.

Just No.

W for Where is Kristen?

Coming soon to theater near you..

"A boy and his dog and the girl who came to stay"

Guaranteed Blockbuster.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kris-- Countdown

Suit. Sunglasses. Swoon.

Well.

Not so much happening in the land of Rob/Kris right now.

Rob is busy working on Cosmopolis...

And of course he is 'seen' out every night partying and carousing

with every female cast member he can find.

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

It still boggles my mind that people (aka haters)

would rather Robert be some sort of man-whore

out mindlessly fucking any female he can...

Than be in a monogamous relationship with Kris(ten).

Truly.

Have you listened to this thoughts on women and relationships?

He states pretty clearly (and in his own words)

That he is a one woman kinda guy...

And how he doesn't get people who aren't.

It's also pretty clear who the ONE woman in his life is.

Come on...

You know its true.

Its the same girl who keeps showing up in his life.

Time and time again.

(and again... very soon)

L-O-V-E (heh)

And I do love how people (haters)

Are clinging to how Rob described his 'sex' scenes

with Reese at the MTV awards.

"I didn't cut you out... but I did fuck you."

as some sort of 'sign' that Rob and Reese had some sort of affair.

Really?

Rob and Reese?

Reese who just got married.

And Rob would someone announce it on live TV?

And honestly...

Don't you idiots EVER get Rob's sense of humor?

EVER???

Goofy

Charming

Awkward

Robert.

And people have to twist it and make it tawdry.

Shut up.

Rob and Bear...

Kris and Bear...

Rob being adorable with Bear...

Adorable Bear.

You know the magnifying glasses came out for these pics.

Rob was finally seen with Bear!

OH NO!

Quick!

Blow those pics UP!

HURRY!

It can't be the same dog!!!

It just can't!

Look! Rob's Bear has different ears!

Fake Bears are all floppy!

I think Rob's Bear is darker...

Fake Bear is similar but not the same!

They are litter mates! Not the same dog!

Rob's Bear isn't as big as fake Bear...

Should he be bigger if its the same dog?

Yes. The conspiracy theories about Bear are still going on.

And why?

Because both Rob and Kristen were seen with the puppy.

End of the world, People.

End of the world.

Kristen and Rob just may have adopted a puppy together.

And they just may have been spending time in Toronto...

Together.

:)

I long to be... close to you...

Final thoughts...

1. I love that as soon as Rob and Kris are apart...

People immediately see them all over the place

with countless people (of the opposite sex, of course)

I say that 99.9% of the rumors are bullshit...

and even if Rob goes out for a beer with castmates...

Or Kristen goes out to dinner with castmates

(where one of them happens to be Rob's best friend)

So what?

2. There has been a lot of speculation about

the whereabouts of Kristen Stewart.

Hmmmm.

She was in London... that much is true.

Did she go to LA?

Probably...

But where oh where is she now?

Reunion in

10... 9... 8... 7...

;)

And where would a post of mine be without...

Walking and smiling. Win/Win.

Tom Sturridge!

I love this picture of Rob and him...

Strolling around...

Being all smiley and happy.

Am I the only one who misses Tom's face?

Oh sure...

I know he shows up behind Sienna...

All bushy and beardy...

But I still miss his face.

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Green Sheep.

Forever.

G for Reunited and it feels so GOOD.

So so GOOD.

Bye for now

♥♥♥