Rob and Kristen-- With Acceptance Come Peace

I'm feeling a bit devilish...

Not in a cute way.

In bitchy kinda way.

There just comes a time when you have to laugh.

This is one of those times.

OK OK

I laugh a lot... I know

But something about it feels good today.

So right.

Let's look at the latest 'Robsten' topics... shall we?

My god.

Kristen looks absolutely STUNNING in this picture.

It was from an ELLE magazine.

I'm getting confused because there are like a zillion

different ones and she is on the cover of all of them.

Or maybe I'm just too damn lazy to actually find out which one.

I'm going with lazy.

Sorry.

So Kristen has been out promoting the hell outta SWATH.

Paris, London, Berlin, Madrid...

And somehow inexplicably... Mexico.

Before heading back to Europe.

OK... the above map might be a tad exaggerated

but not much.

I don't understand the need to fly Kristen and Sam

to Mexico for a video chat

(and nothing against Mexico... but it was a wee bit

out of the way... right?)

Only to have her turn around and fly back to Cannes.

But hey.

She looked incredible doing it... didn't she?

There's been a lot of Kristen.

Magazine photoshoots

Red Carpets

And interviews...

Lots and lots of interviews.

And Kristen has been a bit more forthcoming

about things in her life.

You know what I mean...

" Oh my god, my fucking boyfriend just did this movie"

and

"Everyone knows already... it's ridiculous."

 So imagine what happened to the fandom

when she talked not only about the necklace

that she has been seen wearing

(amazingly since her birthday... go figure)

AND Bear.

First the necklace.

It was hard to miss the necklace.

She wears it ALL the time.

And it only seems logical that if she wears something

with great frequency...

It might be important to her.

 But no...

Things are never that simple.
Not in this fandom anyway...

Since Kirsten Dunst

who also co-starred in ON THE ROAD with Kristen

was seen wearing a similar necklace...

it was immediately ASSumed that the necklaces 

MUST have been a gift from the director of OTR.

Well.

It turns out that there are pics of Kirsten wearing

that necklace going back to at least 2006...

AND

in a recent interview

a VIDEO interview that couldn't be misquoted...

Kristen has this to say...

WHO GAVE YOU THE NECKLACE YOU'VE BEEN WEARING RECENTLY?

 "Oh…umm…you know, just a little token. 

Had a birthday recently, that's all. 

I found it, it just appeared somewhere

 and I was like whoa, 

my birthday has been so great this year!"

So.

I guess maybe it was from Robert...

which would be the logical thought

given his close proximity to Kristen and all.
Logical being the key word.

And then there was this...

Which was even better.

And OH so sweet.

ANIMALS LOVE SNOW WHITE... WHO LOVES YOU MORE, BEAR OR MAX?

 "Oh…hahahah that's so weird. 

They both like me…love me haha…I think in very different ways.

 I think…Bear is literally a child,

 he is like my…he is still a baby.

 And Max is like I mean we live together,

 he's like my roommate. 

And uh, yeah so there is a difference there."

 Imagine the FOAMING at this quote.

I mean...

How DARE Kristen talk about Bear!!

 But wait!

She said Max was her roommate... not Bear!

So she isn't living with Rob and Bear!!

Whew!

Except.

She didn't say that AT ALL.
She was comparing how they love her differently...

She said Bear was like her child... her baby.

And that Max was more like her roommate.

Come on now...

I know it hurts to see Kristen call Bear her BABY

But you don't say that about a dog

that isn't yours.

You don't treat someone else's dog like a child...

You know it's true.

You know it.

Robert and Kristen live together.

They have been living together for quite some time now.

They share everything.

Including Bear.

It will be OK.

Actually... it's more than OK.

It's fucking brilliant.

Why?

Because Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

Together.

And that brings me to Cannes.

Ah yes.

Both Robert and Kristen will be there.

(and Tom too!!)

Kristen has said she is looking forward to seeing Cosmopolis...

And you know Rob will be supporting OTR.

So much to look forward to.
It's so exciting... isn't it?
 

But don't get all bent outta shape

if they don't hang all over each other in public.

Be happy for all they have given us already.

How hard they work on their movies

How much time they spend promoting

The interviews

The appearances.

The magazines.

Let that be good enough.

Be satisfied.

Be happy.

This post is brought to you by Cannes.

The pictures of Rob from a couple of years ago

were some of his best EVER.

One of my all time favorite pictures...

And there is more to come.

Rob.

Kristen.

Thomas.

All dressed up and lots of places to go.

 ON THE ROAD and COSMOPOLIS

Spectacular.

(This isn't even counting SWATH at the moment)

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

And I can't wait to see him.

So much good stuff happening.

Take a deep breath.

It's ALL good.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen-- All That Matters...

A walk a day keeps the doctor away...

Random Rose.

1. SO MUCH CHATTER about Rob and the Jeff Buckley movie.

Really?

Why is this such a big deal again?

I don't get it.

For one thing...

IT HASN'T BEEN CONFIRMED.

So why bother getting all frenzied and foaming

until we know what is going on.

And even if he does take the role...

Um... HELLO?

He IS an actor after all.

Right away I get a zillion DMs and emails

wondering how in the world can 

Rob and Kristen 

make it work if he's not in London with her

while she films SWATH.

Good Fucking Grief.

 Whatever happens...

It will work out the way

Rob and Kristen want it to.

You know?

Cuz it's their life.

Their relationship.

I have a friend...

who is in a similar situation.

I asked him his opinion about this 

and this is what he had to say...

I kinda think it is perfection.

"Its a bitch, clearly things would be easier 

if I was a plumber and she was a waitress. 

 But she would be miserable and I've never cared much for toilets. 

I'm not so worried about being separated anymore. 

We know this is right. 

We know this is who we are and how we want to live our lives. 

 Its more of just a nuisance but its also part of our jobs,

and part of who we are. 

 The comings and goings are not what matters.

All that matters is that we stay close 

and being in the same place doesn't guarantee that. 

God, I know plenty of people that are together constantly

and still fall apart. 

Nor does the distance make it impossible. 

 Its more about us and less about location. 

She could live on a block of ice at the South Pole 

and I would still feel her close to me. 

 I'm not worried."

 Oh Yeah I'll Tell You Something..

 I Think You'll Understand

When I Say That Something

 

I Wanna Hold Your Hand!

2. Poor Bear.

That poor puppy.

OK... he's not a poor puppy...

He's probably one of the luckiest dogs alive

But MY GOD people.

"It's not Kristen's dog, it's ROB'S dog!"

What

The
Fuck

Ever.

If you truly believe that Kristen was just

some glorified dog-sitter...

You are even more desperate than I thought.

"I bet she just dropped off the dog and left

and didn't even stay in Toronto"

Yeah.

OK.

Keep chanting she wasn't in Toronto...

People are always screaming PR!

Yet always getting so angry and upset

every time there is any sighting of Rob and Kristen together.

Racing to 'debunk' it

(BTW? coming up with shit excuses doesn't debunk anything)

calling it bullshit

lies

and

hating on anyone who has the audacity to

say that Rob and Kristen are together.

If you believe its PR... why do you fight it so hard??

How does that make sense?

Don't answer.

It's a rhetorical question.

Of course we share clothes... we share everything!

 3. Am I the only one who finds the whole

Rob is cheating

Kristen is cheating

bullshit so so so SO tedious?

People make up 'sightings'

put them on the AT boards/Twitter

and then the same people who make up the shit

respond to it trying to make people believe it.

Kinda sad... don't ya think?

Hey.

If there ever comes a day when I think 

Rob and Kristen aren't together...

I will accept it.

Because I don't 'ship' anyone.

I believe.

And when Rob starts hanging out with some other girl

Vacations with her

(and kisses her)

Spends time with her family and his on holidays.

Travels to where she works to hang out with her

(and nuzzles and kisses her)

Invites her to his movie premieres

(and holds her hand and kisses her)

Shows up at private weddings

(and gently caresses her face)

and restaurants

and concerts

(oh the endless cuddling and kissing)

and adopt a puppy with her?

Then I will believe he is with someone else.

You know?

Until then...

We all know exactly who he is with.

Who he wants to be with.

Who he is always with.

That would be Kristen.

Green Sheep. And Ducks.

4. I'm not sure how old this picture is...

With the flowers and ducks.

But then I see that hat.

That damn hat.

God... he must love that hat.

The Tom and the Hat.

This post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for No Worries.

Honestly people...

Have some fucking faith.

Just once.

This is important to them.

They know what they are doing.

W for WoW

Some people have no limits...

have no boundaries...

will do anything to get what they want.

Does the end justify the means?

No.

Just No.

W for Where is Kristen?

Coming soon to theater near you..

"A boy and his dog and the girl who came to stay"

Guaranteed Blockbuster.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- It's Always SOMETHING

Random Thoughts.

1. Kristen turned up in LONDON!

I'm telling you...

When that girl shows up I smile big time.

I miss her pretty face.

Do I even want to mention all the ensuing drama?

Of course I do, silly!

That's what I do here.

Pick.
Poke.

Jab.

Joke.

Let's see.

Kristen goes to London for SWATH related work.

Not a big deal... right?

Well... it shouldn't be.

SWATH has moved up its release date

so its not a surprise that Kristen has to

do pre-production kinda things...

But of course.

Her being in London without Rob

(Nevermind that he is working in Toronto right now)

means they've broken up!

They hate each other!

So much for Kristen spending the summer with Rob!

Blah.

Blah.

Fucking Blah.

Kristen isn't over in London for long haul... yet.

She will be back with Rob in Toronto

(and in time for the MTV awards?)

before you know it.

I know you don't want to believe it...

But Rob and Kristen really are together

and really will be together in Toronto again.

Yes.

Again.

Because Kristen doing work related stuff

doesn't negate where she has been the 2 weeks

leading up to this trip.

Oh right.

WITH ROB.

Remember when I mentioned 'Joke'?

This is what I'm talking about!

Oh my the foam was thick and heavy over this duffel bag.

Truly.

The so called 'ash cloud' they were talking about over Europe

was in fact... a FOAM cloud.

We're talking a lot of foaming... OK?

Personally I don't really get into the whole matching

Shirt/sunglasses/bracelet etc thing.

I'm aware that Rob and Kristen seem to share clothing.

(Get off my dick anyone?)

And as charming as that may be...

I don't usually notice these things until someone points it out.

This duffel bag seemed to upset a lot of people.

Yes.

They were upset.

Over the possibility that Kristen was using Rob's bag.

I'm not making this up.

Really.

But suffice to say that the people who screech

I DON'T CARE

the most...

Also were the ones writing novels about

how the 2 bags couldn't possibly be the same one.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

It took a matter of minutes for the comparison photos to come out.

"It's NOT the same bag, his is bigger"

"The leather strap thing is different"

"Even if it is the same bag it means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"

"I borrow my friends bags ALL THE TIME!"

"Kristen is just carrying it for PR!!!"

OK.

Well.

It must mean S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G.

Heh.

Personally?

I think it IS the same bag.

Rob's looks bigger cuz his is stuffed full.

Kristen's isn't.

Rob is using the shoulder strap...

John is carrying it by the handle straps.

Come on...

It's really not that big a deal either way.

So what if Kristen went to their closet...

(You know... in the place they are staying in... together)

and pulled out the sturdy mustard colored duffel bag?

Does it mean 'epic luuuurrrvvveee'?

Nah.

It just means that what's Robs...

Is Kristens.

 ** Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Bear.

Sweet Bear.

So much chatter about this little guy.

Some people still can't get over the fact that

Kristen was with the adorable puppy.

They hate it even more now that the media

is calling it THEIR dog...

'Why was she with ROB'S dog???'

'Who does she think she is using that puppy for PR??'

"How do we even know its the same dog?"

"Please. These pictures were SO staged"

"So what if she's walking Rob's dog?
It means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"

"Who cares! I watch my friends dogs ALL THE TIME!"

Do you sense a pattern here?

**Cue Maniacal Laughter*

PattinsonLife posted some awesome outtakes...

I mean.

I've seen a lot of them before..

But is there such a thing as too much Robert?

Pish Posh.

The man is fucking dreamy.

I've seen zillions of pictures of him..

And maybe a handful didn't do him justice.

Pretty good ratio... right?

So the above picture kinda reminded me of this picture...

I know its just cuz of the ripped out knee...

Too bad its a different leg

or we could say they were sharing jeans!!!

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Must admit this one...

Is probably one of my all time favorites.

It's one of the pics on my desktop...

and I have had the same desktop picture for a LONG time.

Like.

Long.

Like.
Really Really
L
O
N
G

Which just means...

I haven't really found anything better to replace it with.

I've been close a few times...

And its not like there haven't been dozens of gorgeous pictures.

But the 3 pics on my desktop have yet to be topped.

Or I could just be lazy.

 

Always liked this one too...

Cuz you get 

Two

Two

Two Robs in One.

Too much?

Sorry.

But double the Rob

Double the pleasure?

OK. OK.

I will stop.

And last but not least...

GREEN SHEEP

Tom on a bike.

Is that the cutest thing ever?

Well...

Rob on a bike would be adorable too.

I would pay good money to watch

either one of these guys ride a bike.

You know it would be all kinds of adorkable.

This post is brought to you by the letter *L*

L for Love

No, its not EPIC LUUURRVVE

It's Love.

Although it's probably epic to them...

L for Loonies.

I've received more than my share of 

ALL CAPS EMAILS

lately.

It's always amusing to have someone 'yell' at you

through the written word.

Even though they misspell a lot of them.

Seriously...

How does someone misspell Rose?

Really?

"ROSEE YOU ARE A LOOSER!"

Yeah.

That's a post for another day.

Heh.

L for Laughter.

Maniacal

and otherwise.

Bye for now

Yeah... I'm fucking twirling.

I love how something so simple...

Annoys so many.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Rob and Kristen-- Twirling in Toronto

My love must be a kind of blind love... I can't see anyone but you.

So.

What the hell is going on?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Well...

OK

Maybe a little something.

The biggest debate right now is..

WHERE ARE ROB AND KRISTEN??

Good Grief.

Much ado about nothing.

Kristen was seen in Toronto.

Robert was seen in Toronto.

Does that mean they will never leave the city?

Does that mean they won't be flying in and out 

to take care of business?

People just like to fucking whine about something.

If it's not 

"HAHAHAHA ROSEE! KRISTEN ISN'T IN TORONTO

AND SHE WON'T BE THERE FOR ROB'S BIRTHDAY!"

it's...

"OH MY GOD! TELL ME KRISTEN IS IN TORONTO!!

PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE!"

Yeah. Please.

So what if there aren't any pictures of Kristen.

How many are there of Rob?

One blurry airport pic?

People like to get all worked up over insignificant details.

The FACT (yes its a fact) remains...

Robert and Kristen

are together.

As in a couple.

As in no matter where one goes...

Even if they go somewhere alone

The other will soon follow.

It's always been that way.

Are the stars out tonight? I don't know if it's cloudy or bright. I only have eyes for you, dear.

Oh sure...

There have been numerous tweets claiming to have seen

Kristen and Bear.

Rob and Bear.

Rob and Kristen and Bear.

Rob and Kristen making out...

But you know how that goes.

People just like to tweet shit for attention.

Are any of them true?

Who knows.

Does it really matter?

I will guarantee you one thing.

(Money back guarantee)

Rob and Kristen were/are in Toronto.

with Bear.

And quite possibly Jella.

(Because it's going to be a few months... you know?)

And even if they fly to L.A. for whatever reason...

They will return to Toronto.

And be TOGETHER.

The moon may be high, But I can't see a thing in the sky... 'Cause I only have eyes for you.

So dismiss the tweets if need be...

Cling to the hope that Kristen isn't with Robert.

And you know...

It's always cool to make up lame stories

to try and bolster your 'side' of things.

Oh because you know what?

This friend of mine...

Who lives in Toronto of all places!!!

Who I haven't talked to in a year or so...

but just so happened to call me up to tell me...

OMG you will die!

He told me he saw my favorite vampire in the park

walking Bear!

Can you believe it??

And you know the BEST PART??

Kristen was all over his ass!

Holding hands.

Stopping to kiss passionately every few steps.

(Bear was jumping on Kristen's leg trying to stop them

it was sooooo adorable!)

OMG can't you just die?

Imagine my friend calling me out of the blue

JUST to tell me that Rob and Kristen were walking a dog!

Yeah.

OK.

You know what I mean.

Crazy shit is.. well... crazy shit.

I don't know if we're in a garden... Or on a crowded avenue.

Rob's birthday is on Friday.

Friday the 13th.

Not really scary.

I had read somewhere that Rob said he had to work

on his birthday...

Is that true or is that a deflection?

Again...

Doesn't matter.

He will have Kristen (and Bear) with him 

to celebrate.

Whether we 'see' it or not.

There isn't always a camera around to document

every significant event in Rob and Kristen's life.

Believe me.

;)

Remember not too long ago

The Foamers were extra foamy about Rob 

not being with Kristen on her birthday.

Wrong.

Again.

You gotta wonder how much it sucks

to be WRONG about Rob and Kristen

so fucking much.

Like on EVERY possible level.

WRONG.

Conspiracy theories.

Exit strategies.

Break ups.

Secret lovers.

Mysterious blondes.

Heh.

Sucks to Foam.

(It's better to Twirl!)

You are here, so am I... Maybe millions of people go by.
But they all disappear from view.
And I only have eyes for you.

Final thoughts.

1. Rob and Kristen are TOGETHER.

I don't need anyone to tell me what is right in front of my eyes.

I don't need placating...

I don't need reassurance.

It's all right there.

I believed something was going on during the days of Twilight

way before there even was a "Robsten"

NOTHING.

NOTHING has changed my mind since.

2. Wheres Tom Sturridge?

His play is done.

Is he still in London?

Is he still drinking coffee with Sienna?

Where oh where can you be?

I miss his face.

Just Because.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for Crazy.

There are a lot of scary crazy people in this fandom...

But one takes the cake.

One stands alone.

And guess which side she's on?

Exactly.

C for Cute!

How cute is Tom Sturridge?

Sexy Cute.

C for CALM down.

I hate the sides of the fandom that goes nuts over

every little thing.

BOTH sides.

The haters who just gotta hate

Who aren't really Rob fans anymore...

Just concerned with hating a 21 year old girl.

OBSESSED with hating her.

And the needy shippers.

Who need CONSTANT reassurance that 

Rob and Kristen are OK.

Stop it.

Nothing you say or do is going to affect

what Rob or Kristen do in their relationship.

Badgering people to agree with you.

Badgering people who say things that you don't like.

Badgering anyone who has a different opinion.

It doesn't matter.

Rob and Kristen will continue to live their lives...

Regardless of what you or I think.

So Relax.

It's ALL good.

Really.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Together in Toronto

Well damn.

I feel like I haven't posted in days.

Oh wait.

I haven't.

Oh stop.

I still am madly and passionately intoxicated with Robert.

I honestly don't see that changing anytime soon.

In fact.

The more I see.

The more I know.

The more I love him.

Not much to talk about really...

Yeah.

I know.

I could mock the Nonsense.

But even that gets boring and tedious.

And besides...

It seems that they have enough people out there

mocking and laughing at them.

Do I need to add to the pointing and jabbing?

Nah.

Of course I've often said that Nonsense is obsolete.

And it's never been more true than it has been lately.

At every turn they are getting their theories crushed.

I was getting all sorts of shouty ALL CAPS emails

telling me

"HAHAHAHAHA ROSEE! ROB AND KRISTEN WON'T BE

TOGETHER AGAIN UNTIL BD1 COMES OUT!'

Right.

And we all know where Kristen is.

And where Robert is.

And oh my

what a shock!

They.

Are.

TOGETHER.

That's all I need to really say at this point.

You just can't keep those two love addicted kids apart!

Imagine that!

Imagine being so in love with someone...

that after you were apart from them for more than a few days...

that you couldn't fucking WAIT to see him again.

Isn't it normal to have missed the man you love?

Isn't it natural to want to spend as much time as possible with him?

Why would anyone blame her for wanting to be with him?

Do they not remember the passion of young love?

The desire and need to be together at all costs?

Nothing else mattered more than being

TOGETHER.

Seriously.

Get fucking used to it.

So Rob starts Cosmopolis in or around May 24th.

No clue if there are other obligations before that date.

Kristen...

Looks like shes up in Toronto.

Setting up house.

;)

Does that mean she won't be going back and forth

between L.A. and Toronto?

Of course not.

She has upcoming projects I'm sure she will need to work on.

But it does seem...

That Rob and Kristen are spacing out their projects

and trying to time them so while one is working...

The other isn't...

I'm actually looking forward to Kristen starting SWATH

Imagine Rob and Kristen hanging out in Europe.

Oh yeah.

That's what people who are in love do...

they work on their relationship

they figure out what is best for each other...

and for them to spend the least amount of time apart.

Gotta admit...

After over 2 years of this...

They certainly have gotten something right.

Right?

You know that it's true.

:))

Anything else?

Hmmmm.

Rob talks about adopting Bear.

Bear is with Kristen in NYC

Kristen and Bear go to Toronto...

Rob flies out of Australia and ends up in...

of all places.

Toronto!

Makes sense, doesn't it?

I love this picture... and hate it.

I love it because Tom is protective of Kristen.

He looks worried as he talks to someone (Rob) on the phone...

Keeping Kristen close...

I hate it because of the look on Kristen's face.

Right into the fucking camera.

Like...

"When is it EVER enough for you??"

Rob recently said he hates Twitter because people

pull out their phones and do sneaky pictures

and tweet his location for the whole world to see.

And I have to agree.

If you love Robert...

Hell...

if you just like the guy...

Would it kill you to wait to tweet about him

and where you saw him?

Would it?

Just wait until he's safely gone.

Keyword? Safely.

Don't you look at Robert...

and see someone who just wants to have dinner

or who just wants to walk down the street

and not be harassed and chased and screamed at?

Don't you see that?

Don't steal his soul.

Don't steal his picture.

Don't tell the world where he is

and ruin his evening....

Just let him be.

You can talk about it later.

You can still say you saw Robert and/or Kristen.

Just wait.

OK?

This post is brought to you by the letters *J* and *T*

J for Just Because.

T for TOGETHER

They always end up that way...

Don't they?

Yes.

Yes they do.

Bye for now