Rob and Kristen-- Love is All Around Us

Rob? Is that you?

How long has it been since we've seen Robert?

I honestly couldn't tell you.

I know he's supposedly been "seen" 

here, there and everywhere...

But when was the last time we actually saw him?

Thus we are in another drought.

Oh hell...

He could go away for a weekend and people

are parched for a sighting...

But I have a feeling this time...

This time we might be thirsty and delirious for a while.

See...

That's the deal with droughts...

People hallucinate.

It's kinda amusing, too...

Last weekend Rob was supposedly in London...

No.. there weren't pics or anything of that sort.

Someone saw him at an 'after after' party with Kristen.

A few days later

Kristen is on a plane back to LA.

WELL!

So how does this work exactly now?

Hmmm.

 Hater Fringe denied Rob was in London at all...

But NOW that Kristen is back in LA

Well... lo and behold

He WAS in London and remains there!

(but let us not forget he was snuggling with Kristen)

I love how everyone seems to know their plans for the holidays

Like they pinned up their itinerary on the 

fandom bulletin board for ALL to see!

Please.

Is that an IN-N-OUT wrapper?

And where IS Robert Pattinson?

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.

I love it.

I truly do.

All this twitching over where he is

and where he will be.

(and of course who he will be with)

My thoughts?

1. Where is Robert?

With Kristen.

 2. Where will he go?

Probably here... then there.

3. Who will he be with?

IOW3 New Year?

Come on now...

Haven't you been paying attention?

What did Kristen say in that interview?

"I spent my last two New Years here (in London)...

They were fucking incredible"

Who do you think he will be with?

Kristen.

Always Kristen.

Sure...

They might have to switch it up a bit

since so many people know what they do and where they go

but I bet they will figure something out.

It's actually quite amazing how much Rob and Kristen

see each other that is never known about

until months later when 'private' pics are leaked

(think of all the times we don't see pics!!)

and we see them together at weddings...

or christenings...

or just spending the holidays with the family

All those times they get in and out

without nary anyone being the wiser.

Kinda puts the kibosh on the whole

"they never spend time together" bullshit.

Because they do.

We just don't see it.

And that's the way is should be.

Christmas is Nothing without YOU.

So yeah.

It's just my ever so humble opinion

that not only are Robert and Kristen together right now...

But they will remain so throughout the holidays.

Just a thought.

Heh.

Home is where the Heart is...

You know how it goes...

When you are in a serious relationship

You start making your own traditions

about where and how you spend the holidays.

You may have to find time to be with each of your families

But you always do it 

TOGETHER.

Don't go under the mistletoe... with anyone else but me.

I bet Kristen is happy to be back in LA...

Trying to get stuff together for Christmas.

Maybe figuring out a way to wrap herself up for Rob

because we all know that she is all he wants.

And honestly...

Don't you feel like 2012 will be

FanFUCKINGtastic?

It's like these wonderful positive vibes

are hitting me all over the place...

Kinda making me giggle

and...

TWIRL!

Yeah.

I feel like Twirling.

I've been too busy lately to have the time...

But this is that time of year

Happy Twirling!

Happy is good.

It's nice to be cheerful this time of year...

And especially nice that 

two lovely people have found each other

and they will have 

Peace

Quiet

and 

LOVE

this holiday season.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for

Together.

Yes.

I'm going to say it.

Robert and Kristen

Always

End up

TOGETHER.

T for 

Truth is Truth.

You know it's true.

"I feel it in my fingers...

I feel it in my toes.

Love is all around me

And so the feeling grows."

Corny?

Hell yeah.

But like I said...

Truth is fucking truth.

And T is for

Green. Sheep. Forever.

Thomas Sturridge.

Of course.

And I love this picture of him...

I was trying to figure out exactly why

(besides the obvious adorableness)

and then it hit me.

He's smiling.

You don't get to see Tom do that very often in public.

I love his smile.

Is there anything better than Tom and Rob laughing? Not much...

It lights up his whole face...

Especially his eyes.

Those incredible blue eyes.

OK. OK.

I will stop.

For now.

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- All Will Away in the Bucking.

Riding in cars with boys...

So gather round ye water cooler...

and lets see what happened over the weekend

in the

TWILIGHT ZONE!

Well...

Some people are still clinging to the whole Caitlin thing.

Oops.

I mean Reese.

Wait.

Ashley.

Shit.

Hell... 

Who was it who sat in a car with Rob?

You remember... right?

Come on... We can squish a few more people in...

Oh it doesn't really matter, does it?

Nope.

Because whenever Rob isn't in the same zip code as Kristen

He is automatically WITH any female he happens

to share the same air with.

Emilie.

Reese.

Caitlin.

Ashley.

Sarah.

It doesn't matter who really...

as long as its NOT Kristen.

 Robert never did anything inappropriate

with any of the above...

Besides being in a work situation.
(unlike his consistent kissing/living with/hand-holding with Kristen)

So I guess the desperate will continue to ...

well...

Be desperate.

ABK indeed.

Whose burning who?

I've been getting a lot of email telling me who to follow...

or not follow.

Really?

First off...

Who goes through someones 'follow' list?

Second off...

Why do you care who I follow or not?

Third off...

Maybe some of you prefer surrounding yourself

with all the same same same on Twitter...

(ZZZzzZzZZzzZ wake me up before you go go)

But I actually prefer a little difference of opinion.

The occasional change of pace.

How one dimensional are you?

Not everyone I follow is because I like them.

In fact...

There are quite a few people I don't really care for

that I kinda find interesting .

So.

Please.

Monitor yourself.

I'm pretty sure there isn't any such thing 

as the Twitter Police.

Fourth off.

I don't care who you follow.

I really don't.

But if you tell me NOT to follow someone...

that almost immediately makes them more interesting to me.

It's a vicious cycle.

Exit Strategy? BWA.HA.HA.HA.HA!

Rob is that YOU?

Oh dear.
Oh my.
People so want to know where Robert is right now.
Is he in LA eating Taco Bell?
Is he holding hands with Kristen in London?
Again.
I love how people clutch onto these random tweets.
If it puts Rob FAR away from London
then he must be the guy sitting in that bar!
If it puts Rob next to Kristen
then he must be holding her hand at an afterparty.
Geez.
Louise.
And then you have to put up with all the
self righteous indignation
from the 'know-it-all" soapboxers.
Shut up.

ANYway...

December/January
are the most magical months
of the Rob/Kristen year!
(Is that true? Not sure... but they are usually FUN!)

First kiss of the New Year!

Where is Robert?
Where is Kristen?

It doesn't matter...
It ALL comes out in the wash.

Washer Machine...

"We'll find out sooner or later what's going on, 

and we needn't worry about it now."

Something like that.

Besides people...

Come on now.

You know the truth.

It's right in front of your nose.

Look.

See it?

Damage Control? Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha!

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

As always.

Sooner.

Later.

Now.

Then.

This post is brought to you by Kismet.

Fate.

Destiny.

That is Robert and Kristen.

And by Tom Sturridge.

367

I think it was kismet

that I would adore him so.

Because here I am.

Adoring him.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Déjà vu

The Lunatic Fringe

Wow.

The bullshit continues.

Rob climbs into a car with a female

and it becomes MAJOR news.

I wonder if she was some ugly hag if it would play out like this?

Probably not.

Let's face it.

People are idiots.

And this fandom is made up of lunatics

whose every waking moment is based on

what Rob and Kristen are doing today.

Or not doing.

Or who they are doing it with.

And why they are doing it

and where they are doing it

and how they are doing it.

So much Hub Bub (Bub) 

About Rob getting into a car.

Repeat after me.

Rob

Got

Into

A

Car.

That's all he did.

No incriminating evidence to anything of the contrary.

Besides...

We've seen better.

Much better.

Laughing?

Check.

Hand on thigh?

Check.

Hand holding wrist?

Check.

And remember this?

Rob and Kristen leaving some cast thingy...

Note Robert's hair.

Just remember it.

Oh here we have them inside the limo...

Lots of room in that car...

Yet

Their legs are all intertwined around each other...

And are you still looking at Rob's hair?

And BAM.

Here's the Limo driver with Rob and Kristen...

Back at their hotel.

Um.

Remember Rob's hair IN the Limo?

What do you think he was doing during the ride?

Sticking his head out the window?

I mean...

That is some seriously mussed up hair.

Kinda looks like someone was maybe pulling their fingers

through his hair while passionately making out...

Kristen does have that 

cat who ate the canary look on her face.

Heh.

My point?

Oh fuck you.

You know my point.

Show me Rob and any other girl

that he has done the following

consistently for the past 3 years...

Keep in mind...

That the one above was just taken weeks ago...

Show me Rob with anyone else...

Or Kristen with anyone else

in these kind of situations

Holding hands.

Together.

On airplanes...

Premieres...

Backstage...

At private weddings...

and vacations.

Show me Rob holding someone else

during the Christmas holidays...

in his parents home...

since he has been with Kristen

See.

THAT is what proves a relationship.

Not a random picture of someone sharing a car.

Rob and Kristen are consistently together

Year after year.

In intimate settings...

Private settings.

They 

Always 

End 

Up

 TOGETHER.

Get back to me if you can show me

anyone else who has been in his life...

Who has SHARED his life

Like Kristen has.

I'll wait.

This post is brought to you by the OBVIOUS.

1. Robert and Kristen sharing their lives TOGETHER.

2. The cries of "Exit Strategy" will soon be replaced

by "Damage Control"

3. The Fringe just like to whine and piss and moan 

about anything.

Everything is drama.

They are never happy.

They are never satisfied.

They are the Dementors of this fandom...

trying to suck the fun and happiness out of every moment.

 4. And by the fact that Thomas obviously adores Kristen...

How completely cute is this picture??

 

Oh how wonderful it must be to be Kristen Stewart.

Obviously.

Damn.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen-- You Don't Own Them

** WARNING WARNING**

Yes.

I'm going to talk about the latest drama.

Come on...

You knew I would

It's what I do!

J.F.C.

That's really the meat of what I have to say.

I'm not going to use the pap pics from the other night

because Robert looked pissed off.

Robert sounded pissed off.

And I imagine when he found out the paps had been called...

He was pissed off.

Thing is...

Rob got in a clown car filled with like 100 other people

(Relax, I know it wasn't 100... but that car was packed full)

and one of those people happened to be an attractive actress.

That is the sound of the Foamy Fringe.

Hater Fringe.

Needy Fringe.

Drama Fringe.

They won't shut up.

Hating Rob for getting into a car.

Next to someone of the opposite sex.

End

Of

The
World.

"How dare he do that to Kristen!"

Yeah.

Getting into a car is pretty risque.

I can see why the Foam is a flying over that.

It's really too bad that Robert doesn't let the fringe

dictate what he does in his life...

It's really too bad that people forget that a week ago

Robert was in Kristen's bed.

(Oh shut up... you know he was)

And how quickly and easily they are to forget the 10 days

they spent together living in the SAME flat.

Going out.

Cuddling in bars.

Kissing in clubs.

Being all sweet and cute.

Are you really a fan of Robert?

Do you really think he would just jump from Kristen to 

some random chick within a week?

Hasn't he said time and time again how he values relationships

and haven't his actions proven his loyalty and commitment?

Do you listen to anything he says?

Do you hear him at all?

And Kristen.

Do you think so poorly of her that Rob would just flaunt

some affair for all the world to see?

Do you think Kristen is some sort of consolation prize?

Kristen doesn't come across as needy and insecure...

She's not a fool.

You don't think she knows exactly what is going 

on with Robert?

Please.

I will almost guarantee you one thing.

Rob and Kristen aren't losing their shit over this lame drama.

This is NOTHING.

They know what is going on.

They know each other.

This post is brought to you by drama.

It's self inflicted, people.

Rob and Kristen don't have to deal with this bullshit.

They don't give a shit if we approve of their choices

or what they do with their nights out or who they are seen with.

They don't live their lives to please us.

So stop condemning them for not living up to your standards

You are the ones who are insecure and needy.

Not them.

What happens when Rob shows up back in London...

Or Kristen shows up in LA?

Together.

Because you know...

They

Always

End 

Up 

TOGETHER.

Wait and see.

And this post is brought to you by my complete

and utter devotion to Thomas Sturridge.

Green Fucking Sheep

Goodness.

Bye for now