Rob and Kristen- Imagine That.

  Are you all sappy and emo?

Is this the end of the world as you know it?

Will you just watch all the Twilight movies on a non-stop loop

forever and ever...

tears streaming down your face?

Yes Folks.

It was the last Twilight premiere in LA.

I've been trying to to figure out how I feel about it all...

and I realize that it's not really affecting me very much.

Yes.

I loved the movies.

I loved watching Rob and Kristen on the red carpet.

I love watching Rob and Kristen do interviews and promo...

But that's not going away.

The movies will always be there.

Rob and Kristen will continue to make movies

and do red carpet/interviews.

I'm a fan of Twilight...

But I'm a fan of Robert and Kristen... More.

Twilight has been fun.

Twilight is what got me here.

But Rob and Kristen will continue

and so will I.

 Best of all...

Most of all...

Twilight brought us Rob and Kristen falling in love

right in front of our eyes.

It's been lovely to watch.

And sure...

It's had its ups and downs

(just like any relationship)

But it's still going

Even stronger now.

I believe that sometimes when you come

so close to losing someone you love...

You appreciate them more.

You realize just how much you need them

Want them.

Love them.

Sometimes when someone almost slips 

out of your grasp...

You hold on even tighter.

And you never ever

let them go again.

Let's talk about how absofuckinglutely gorgeous Kristen

was last night.

The gown.

The makeup

The hair.

The BIG smile on her face.

In every interview I saw 

she was exuberant about being there...

Taking in every moment.

Appreciating where she was

How she had gotten there

and who she was with.

And can I be honest?

Brutally so?

Aren't I always?

HA.

Anyway...

I loved Kristen's look last night

She was glowing inside and out

But.

There's always a but...

I still think the Cosmo Cannes Premiere

is still number one for me.

And although I adore the man she has her

arm around...

That's not why.

I think I just LOVE Kristen more when she

is wearing a bright color.

Especially red.

I loved everything about this dress.

But don't get me wrong.

She looked fabulous last night

Rob must have thought so too...

Because you can see some of Kristen's lipstick on his mouth.

(click on the picture.... You'll see)

No. It's not photoshopped to add lipstick.

No. Rob didn't kiss some other woman on the mouth

who magically happened to be wearing the exact 

shade of lipstick that Kristen is wearing...

We've seen him kiss her before

So its not out of the ordinary...

But it was just adorable that her lipstick 

was on his lips without him realizing it.

Oh and here's Nick telling Rob...

Nick: Rob... You have Kristen's lipstick on your mouth.

Rob: I do?

Nick: It's on your teeth, too... Good Lord man...

Did you have to bite her lips?

Can't you wait until AFTER the premiere?

Oh yeah... 

Because Rob and Kristen left

TOGETHER

after the premiere.

Imagine that.

They did show up to the AfterParty

TOGETHER

as well...

Imagine that.

So.

This post is brought to you by 

Happiness.

The looks of happiness on Rob and Kristen's faces.

The look of happiness on Kristen's face

right before she hugged PapaStew so tightly.

The look of happiness on my face

seeing Rob strolling in his emerald green hounds-tooth suit.

That somehow matched Kristen's eyes...

The happiness in knowing that 

Rob was wearing Kristen's lipstick...

Yep.

Exactly.

Be happy.

Be safe.

Be kind.

Until next time.

Bye for now

The futures so bright...

Rob and Kristen- Moving Forward. Together.

Random Thoughts.

1. Rob was adorably wet and goofy on Fallon the other night.

What a far cry from the stuffy TODAY show interview.

See?

No need to ask invasive personal questions to have

a great interview and have fun.

I know a lot of people can't forgive Jimmy for having his
say about the whole 'incident'...
But he is a comedian who discusses hot topics...
and come on...

 Does Kristen LOOK like she's all annoyed with Jimmy?
Hardly.

Fallon has always been kind to both Rob and Kristen
whenever they are on his show...
and they are good sports and play his games.
So don't judge Jimmy too harshly.

2. Ahh.... the spoils of promo.
Robert walking.
So much walking!!
A friend of mine was like..
"Oh Rose... I suppose Rob walked...right?"
And I was like...
HELLO?
Doesn't Rob always have to walk to get from
one place to another?
It's a perk of this fandom that Rob has to
WALK so damn much!

Rob just does it better than everyone else...
You know?

OK... maybe Rob doesn't walk BETTER
He just looks better.
Than anyone.
Ever.
In the universe of walking walkers who walk.

OK...

Sweet adorable bearded walkers are pretty great too...
Walkers who take care of their best friends girl
Holding her hand as they walk up the steps...

And even lift up my shirt so you can see the trail
on my stomach kinda walking...
Seriously.
Why does Thomas affect me this way?
And why is he lifting up his shirt as he walks down the street?
And what has happened to that hat?
I haven't seen it in a while
and I kinda miss it.
It's his walking hat...

And Tom looks adorable in it.
Because he's an adorable walking walker that walks.

3. Lots... like incredible amounts of drama
over the fact that Rob said he had 2 dogs on Ellen...
and Kristen talks about Bear
and Rob talks about Bear
and Bear Loves Bernie.

People were actually threatening Bernie!
Calling him a Summit puppet!
Screeching that Rob wasn't talking about Bernie
when he said he had 2 dogs!!
Idiots were making death threats...
against a dog.
THAT shows you how fucked up these people are.
A dog.
A sweet sweet dog.
Look at Bear and Bernie.
They love each other.
They are comfy with each other.
Those are dogs that KNOW each other...
Live together.
Just like their owners.

I know...
I know its hard to take.
(for those lacking in common sense)
But come on people.
It's so simple.
So easy.
SO TRUE.
And for fucks sake...
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE.
You idiots are fucking crazy.

4. The rabid lunatics in this fandom
have always said that they would only believe something
if it came out of Rob's mouth.
Here's just a few examples...


Some people have been critical of whether your personal lives 
are being used to market the “Twilight” movies,
 in particular your relationship with Kristen. 
What is your response to that?

Pattinson: Being critical of?

You know, people saying
 “Their romantic relationship is being used as a marketing tool for the film.”

Pattinson: [Pauses, then laughs] 
For one thing, it would be a terrible marketing tool,
 and it’s not utilized very well at all. 
People will say anything. 
I’m still amazed that people even believe anything [that’s said about us]. 
I mean, it’s one of the craziest things about the whole situation,
 where you can see the whole — 
is paradigm the right word? — of celebrity gossip, 
celebrity culture type stuff that’s literally entirely made up. 
There’s a story line.
 You have a set character and your story line is written for you.
 And it doesn’t matter what you do. 
I talked to Reese Witherspoon about it a while ago,
 and she was the person who really told me, 
you get given a character. 
I mean, I’ve literally tried to do things to throw people off,
 and it just doesn’t get printed.
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So, yesterday I asked Kristen Stewart if you two had gotten back together,
” Guthrie began, before repeating Stewart’s ‘Keep ‘em guessing’ line back to Pattinson. “Alright, so I’m going to ask you.”
It was at this point that the Brit actor very calmly said:

“What I want to ask, because we get asked it all the time. 

It’s funny ‘cos everyone always asks for like four years. 

It’s like, who is actually asking? Is it in your contract?”

As a slightly befuddled Guthrie tried to recover with a joke
 about “fine print”, Pattinson’s quiet “yeah” said it all.
The Today host attempted to turn her earlier invasiveness
 into a comment on celebrity culture, asking her guest:
“Does it get annoying? Is it a high price to pay? 
You’ve gotten these films, it’s made you incredibly famous,
there’s been so much good with it. 
But it is, you know, personal now.”
Then, Pattinson revealed the modus operandi he’s basically
 used in all his interviews since the scandal revelations in July.

“It doesn’t have to be,” the actor replied, laughing.
 “It only becomes personal if you answer it.
 I could just sit here and talk nonsense about paper rounds and stuff,
 and getting old, needing a nap.”

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I put it to him that the whole thing is a studio fabrication. 

"No," he says, kindly but firmly. "Oh no. I'd love it if they tried. 
If studio tried to get involved with my personal life, 
I could start messing around with them in return... No. 
There's nothing nefarious going on,
 I just don't like people taking my picture. 
It's not nice when your life becomes someone else's news.
 Even when you're having a good time and someone takes a picture and says,
 "Look at them having a good time!" 
I feel like, it's not your good time." 
So he isn't working to a careful PR strategy? 
"People think we have people organising everything,
 that it's all a publicity stunt. 
It's not. 
There is no magical entourage - you're just a person on your own.
 You have to figure it out."

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Show me anywhere where Rob
has said his relationship with Kristen
was ALL for show...
Where he said that he was involved in any sort of "PR"
because of a contract with the studio
(for 4 years of his life, no less)
Where he admitted that he was only in it for the money...
Show me.

Final thought?

This is the last week of BD2 Promo...
Last week ever.
A part of me is happy as hell.
Because maybe now all the bullshit surrounding
Rob and Kristen
will finally fade away.
And if you really REALLY think
Rob and Kristen don't go forward together...
You are in for a shitload of disappointment.

"People are just going to write the movie version of your life
 and consume it the way they please. 
I get the inclination to be entertained by that as well, 
so go for it. Have at it. Take it. Take it," 
Stewart said, pulling at her cashmere sweater. 
"But you knew nothing about my relationship before.
 You know less now. How could you?"

Did you notice how Rob and Kristen
both talked about the 'movie version' of their life?
They are on the same page.
They stand united.
They will remain that way...
Past the release of BD2 in theaters.
Past the release of the DVD.
Past the 5 year anniversary of Twilight...
or the 3D version...
or whatever other excuse you want to come
up with when they remain together.
You can cling to your excuses...
Rob and Kristen
will always
end up together.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- It's That Simple

Sorry Kristen.

Kristen gushed about Bear, saying, “He’s my child, I love him.” 

She talked about introducing Bear to Bernie, 

and said that “I raised Bear, WE got her when she was like… 

She (Bernie) was emotionally manipulative and really milked it,

 and I got her home and she was like ‘I am fine’. 

She was taking Bear’s stuff, 

I was like ‘you need to slow your roll.’”

WHO LOVES YOU MORE, BEAR OR MAX?

 "Oh…hahahah that's so weird. 

They both like me…love me haha…I think in very different ways.

 I think…Bear is literally a child,

 he is like my…he is still a baby.

 And Max is like I mean we live together,

 he's like my roommate. 

And uh, yeah so there is a difference there."

 I thought I would get a dog. 

Then wherever the dog was would kind of be my home."

He adopted Bear, a German shepherd-pitbull crossbreed ("100 pet cent mutt"),

 from a dog shelter in Louisiana: a canine death row.

 "Bear was two days away from euthanasia. 

WE thought he was traumatised by his near-death experience." 

"Thank God that Kristen was with me. 

So WE just adopted one dog. A mutt.

WE called him Bear." 

WE.

We adopted.

We called him Bear.

Wherever the dog was... 

would kind of be my home.

Done and fucking done.

Couple of thoughts.

Here are some pics of Rob and Kristen

leaving together on a jet plane to NYC.

It's that simple really...

While the lunatics were busy scoping out how many cars

were in the pictures...

and trying to decipher who came in what car...

Once again they missed the obvious.

Rob and Kristen leaving

TOGETHER.

It's kinda like when Kristen went with Rob 

while he was taping Kimmel.

Rob wanted her there.

Kristen wanted to be with him.

It's that simple really...

And once more all the lunatics could focus on

was how many cars...

Sure... they tried to gloss over Kristen hanging out with Rob

at Kimmel by saying she was there taping Conan.

But they aren't taped in the same place.

So. They had to refocus on the cars.

** Head-pat**

Kristen did the NYC interviews today...

The Today show.

Live with Kelly and Michael.

The Today show asked Kristen if her and Rob were back together.

Now for the past 3 years personal questions like that are always dismissed...

What did Kristen say?

"Funny you should mention...that...Umm...

I'm just gonna let people watch whatever little movie

 they would like to think our lives are and go for...

you know...

Keep 'em guessing I always say."

I thought that was appropriate.

Rob and Kristen will decide if/when they want 

to discuss something personal in their lives.

They aren't about to get sideswiped on National TV

by three wannabe journalists.

The part that really gets the lunatics is

Rob and Kristen DO talk about their beloved dogs.

They can't comprehend that talking about pets

isn't the same thing as talking about a personal relationship

that already is obsessively scrutinized and picked apart.

Both Rob and Kristen talk about their dogs...

because it is safe. They love their dogs.

And it still gets the point across that they are indeed

TOGETHER

without having to discuss it with idiots on couches.

Final thought...

Rob taped Ellen on Monday.

So did Nikki Reed.

Rob's parents were in the audience.

BIG TO DO

that Rob's parents were throwing 'shade'

at Kristen for being there in the audience for Nikki.

Oh yes...

Because Rob's parents are the type of people 

to 'throw shade'. Right.

Let's not remember that Rob was taping that day...

Let's just throw his parents into the mud

to further serve your sad agenda.

How about you leave Rob's family out of your lunacy?

Or how about when Rob is standing next to his parents...

in their home during Christmas

With his arm around someone other than Kristen?

Then we can talk.

Here's the thing...

The lunatics NEVER liked Kristen.

They spent all day everyday obsessing over her 

every move...her every word.

But now?

Well... now they don't like Rob either.

They aren't even "Nonsten" anymore.

They aren't... anything.

Maybe NONsense?

So I ask you...

WHY ARE THEY STILL HERE?

Before it was 'We are just here for Rob'

Which we all knew was a blatant lie.

But now they call him almost as many names as Kristen.

Although if anything... their obsession with Kristen

has just blossomed into full blown neurosis.

So why are they here?

Oh right.

To hate.

The only reason they were ever here.

That's all they do... all day. Everyday.

Imagine living your life that way...

This post is brought to you by the nose on your face.

So many people refuse to see what is right in front of them.

I guess Bear and Bernie can lead the way.

Where Bear and Bernie go...

So do Rob and Kristen.

TOGETHER.

Get used to it.

And of course...

No post would be complete without

Thomas Sturridge.

What do you get when you mix blue and yellow?

Now add a woolly animal.

Yeah.

That.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen: Truth, Foam and Holding Hands.

Proceed with Caution.

Foam Alert.

Take my hand. Take my whole heart too...

It was a helluva weekend, wasn't it?

OK, so technically Halloween was on Wednesday

But damn.

This picture make the foam fly.

It's not even so much that Rob and Kristen were together.

It's not even so much that they were holding hands

(again)

They Haters were spewing their bitter foam

because they don't feel that Kristen has 'paid' for what she did.

"She got off scott-free"

Really?

I guess anything short of burning her at the stake

is Kristen not paying for her SINS...

“ I sentence you hags to be burned at the stake
 until you are deemed fit to reenter society.”

                               

But even though they will feign moral outrage...

(and honestly, have you seen some of the things they've said??)

They are most upset that Rob has decided that 

his heart belongs to Kristen.
HOW DARE HE TAKE HER BACK!

Rob knows the TRUTH.

There really wasn't a decision to be made.

He never really left her.

Not really.

How bitter is that foam?

Where is Rob's other hand?

FOAM:

I KNEW they would be seen

at the OTR afterparty!

I called it!
I know people in the industry!
I'm friends with their friends!
I knew it!

TRUTH:

Rob and Kristen support each other

and always go to the afterparties of their films together

if they are able to.

Saying that you 'called' it is like saying...

"The sun is going to come up tomorrow!

I just know it!"

And then when it does?

You take the credit.

Beauty and the Ring.

FOAM:

We debunked the famous ring!!

It has an Aries sign on it.. 

it doesn't say Rob!

No. Wait.
It's some sort of witchy evil sign of the dead!

(Burn her at the stake!)

HAHAHA! We broke that rumor!

Nonnies Rule!!

TRUTH:

Does it really make a difference WHAT the ring has

inscribed on it?

Come closer...

NO.

Obviously the status of the ring chaps your ass...

Since you can't seem to let it go.

You can manip whatever you want on it

and keep trying to prove your point.

But what a shock that you have missed the obvious.

Kristen pretty much came out and admitted the speculation

about the ring was true.

“Everybody wants to know,” she says about the ring. 

“Everyone already knows — it’s ridiculous.”

No matter what is etched into the ring...

"Everyone" already knows that she got it from Rob.

Rob gave her the ring.

THAT is all that matters.

It could have a chicken etched into it

and it wouldn't take away the fact that

Rob gave her the ring.

ROB.GAVE.HER.THE.RING.

Kristen OWNS you.

And while truth has the floor...

Rob gave her the necklace too.

No matter if it's a locket.

No matter how much anyone thinks it costs.

No matter what the symbols means.

It could be a piece of rope with a button on it...

Doesn't matter because

Rob gave her the necklace.

"Oh um, it's just a little token 

Had a birthday recently... that's all.

I found it.

It just appeared somewhere...

and I was like 'whoa'

my birthday has been so great this year!"

And the fact that Kristen prominently displays

these 'tokens' all the time...

Shows you how important they are to her.

And why it elicits so much foaming.

I will MELT into you...

FOAM:

Everything about Robsten is staged.

From day one.

We obsessively poured over every picture ever taken

of both of them together

and found out that only 2 or 3 different pap sites

always took the pictures!

PR! PR! PR!

Proves we are right!

They call the paps! It's all an act for the movie!

TRUTH:

I'm guessing if you looked at pics of other popular pap targets

they would have the same pap sites as well.

Shock. Gasp.

So desperate to prove an insane concept.

Desperate times... Desperate measures.

I can't tell you how many times I was told 

that there weren't ANY real pics of Rob and Kristen on personal time

even remotely looking like they were in a relationship.

Well...

Except for these

There's more... but you get my point.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PICTURES

were dismissed as PR.

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Rob and Kristen were supposedly working

to help promote one of the movies.

EVERY ONE.

Supreme Lunacy.

What a convenient EXCUSE to hide from reality!

Even the one where Rob and Kristen

are in his parents home during Christmas.

That one was 'leaked' by Kristen's team

for some conspiracy or other.

Or maybe Kristen called the paps that day

and they willingly posed for this picture as well?

Obviously the whole fucking world is in on this... right?

I mean... honestly.

How could you still possibly buy into this bullshit

and not doubt your sanity?

These pictures show two people who want to be together.

Two people who love each other.

Two people who like to spend time together.
It's so simple. So true.

And in almost every one?

Rob has a BIG smile on his face.

Cute Trio.

FOAM:

Kristen's gay!!
Rob's gay!!
They are just beards for each other!
 I would rather Rob be gay than really be with Kristen!

TRUTH:
I cannot tell you how many times I've been sent
 the 'I wish Rob were gay' bullshit.
I wish I were kidding.
These REAL fans of Rob's...
The ones that prefer Rob to be some sort of manwhore...
Who believe he is a lying hypocrite who has
sold his soul for the sake of a movie franchise.
Those who believes he willingly promotes a fake relationship
and stages false pics for money or as part of his 'job'.
Those who really would rather Rob be gay
(not that there's anything wrong with that)
than be with Kristen.
The same fans who cackle on one side of their face
about how Kristen is a lesbian...
And then screech that she has bedded most of Hollywood.
Yeah.
Foam makes you crazy.
Foam makes you delusional.

I guess that's enough foam for today.
Sometimes you just have to get out the hose
and spray it away...

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This post is brought to you by
Ducks. Flowers. And Hearts.

 

Tom was seen out recently in Pennsylvania...
(Yes, Sienna and Marlowe were there, but I have this
thing about not putting her adorable face on my blog)
And what is he wearing?
CAN IT BE???
The one.
The only.
The duck sweater??

Is Arthur adorable or what??

That sweater is so colorful...
so full of flowers and hearts
and ducks...
That sweater is completely Tom Sturridge.
I love it!
And it goes to show you that once Tom likes something...
He never lets it go.
Which brings me to Kristen.
Tom not showing up for the OTR screening
has nothing to do with Kristen.
Let's face it... most of the cast didn't show.
But you know...
He has a new precious baby.
And maybe he has other priorities right now.
It's been blatantly obvious from the beginning
that Rob's friends adore Kristen.
None have done that better than Tom.

And back to ducks and hearts and flowers...
I bet Marlowe LOVES that sweater!

Until next time.

Bye for now