Robert and Kristen. Yeah, I Went There.

;)

Oh ye of little faith.

Are you happy now?

Because I have a HUGE smile on my face

probably not as big as the ones on 

Robert and Kristen's faces...

*giggle*

But it's been non-stop smiling

for a while now.

Having it publicly confirmed?

Icing on the cake.

(you remember...

Kristen has her cake and eats it, too)

You see...

I really didn't come here to gloat.

There really isn't a NEED to do that...

Because even if the Hyenas and Haters

don't want to believe that Rob and Kristen

are indeed together

*giggle*

They already know the truth.

You know they do.

But...

They are so damn vicious and nasty about it...

So.

Here I am.

Let's start at the beginning, shall we?

This is a pic taken from the video that started

this whole uproar.

Now, the video is actually more telling...

But come on

It's so obvious that is Robert and Kristen.

But.

The Haters/Hyenas were growling about

"PICS OR NO PROOF"

or some bullshit like that.

OK then...

How about this?

Or this?

Yeah. Pretty sure that is Kristen and Rob.

Together.

In Budapest.

Pictures = Proof... right?

So then what happened?

(Thanks to KStewShoes for finding this)

Now we have the Hyenas...

Foaming at the mouth.

Angry. Bitter.

The insults. The denials. The rationalizations.

Yap. Yap. Yap.

To me... the most bizarre?

"It's all a PR stunt."

I mean.

Really?

That's the best you can come up with?

So Kristen stays out of sight for days in Budapest

She could have shown up with Rob on the movie set...

Yet. Nothing.

It's all for PR?

How does that make any sense at all?

Oh wait. It doesn't.

Honestly...

I'm dizzy from all the howling and snarling.

"Kristen has NO friends. Who would travel across the world

to spend her birthday with a guy?

Rob just feels sorry for her.

Why wouldn't she spend time with her family and friends?"

Um.

Yeah, Kristen... Girl... YOU SO CRAZY!

Why in the fucking world would you want to be with Rob?

Are you nuts?

I mean... it's just Robert Pattinson

The most gorgeous, charming, sweet and witty

man on the face of the planet.

You must have lost your mind to want to

spend any amount of time with him

when you could be with your friends!!

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING??!

*sigh*

It's so sad.

It really is.

That people just can't be happy

with the choices that Rob and Kristen

make in their own lives.

Rob and Kristen are getting slammed 

all over the internet right now...

And for what?

Because they want to be together?

And that affects you... how?

I know how it affects me...

:-D   <--- that's how

So now we have Sad Hyena.

So... so... sad.

All the excuses

All the rationalizations

All the denials 

Will not change the fact that Rob and Kristen

Want to be together.

Time after time after time...

You can quote selective questionable interviews

You can howl "PR!!" as loudly as possible.

But guess what?

It doesn't change a thing.

And if they don't perform the way you want

them to in public?

Tough shit.

They aren't doing this for you.

Or me. 

Or anyone else.

This isn't a performance for the public.

It's their lives.

If you want to cling to the fact that

Both Rob and Kristen travel with bodyguards

as some sort of 'clue' to what is going on...

OF COURSE they travel with Dean and John (ASB)

Why wouldn't they?

You are proof (sorry, no pics needed)

That there are scary irrational people out there

Who hate and threaten Kristen and Robert

for no other reason than they are together.

I'm glad both of them have someone

looking out for them.

Final thoughts?

1. Kristen is with Robert because that's where 

she wants to be.

And because she CAN.

2. Yours is not to reason WHY.

Yours is just to sit and CRY.

3. Yeah.

I know.

I should just sit back and eat my popcorn

and watch the hyenas chase their tails.

(always a good show, by the way... heh)

But.

Sometimes you just gotta write down

what you are thinking.

I hope Rob and Kristen are happy

wherever they are right this moment.

I know I am.

:)

Bye for now.

Pssst...

By the way...

This post isn't about you.

But if it looks like a hyena

Whines like a hyena

SMELLS like a hyena...

Well..

I guess it could be.

Robert and Kristen. Only Time Will Tell...

So OK, I admit it.

I let my 'real' life get in the way of online bullshit.

But it's pretty obvious to me that I didn't miss much

in 24 hours.

Same shit...

Well, you know how it goes.

Couple of thoughts.

1. I hate the whole 'real' life shit.

Does that mean I have a fake life?

Being online is part of my life...

Whether I like it or not.

It's real.

That almost bugs me as much as the haters

who constantly spew

"GET A LIFE!"

Hello? I'm alive...

I already have a life.

Thanks.

I'm sorry you hate yours so much...

Too bad. So sad.

2. Twitter.

I'm not even sure how to say this.

I'm not sure it makes a difference.

People get so... so...

WORKED UP

over what they read on Twitter.

Like its a matter of life or death.

I just want to say

Calm the fuck down!

Look...

You can obviously believe whatever you wish.

Use that little brain in your noggin and let it

chug chug chug away...

But don't take someone's Tweets like

they are written in stone

and are the gospel fucking truth.

That goes for ALL tweets.

EVERYONES

Just because someone tweets what you want to believe

Doesn't make it so.

And just because someone tweets what you don't

want to believe...

Doesn't make it so.

I can tweet

*@RoseSee  I'm a Victoria's Secret model*

And while that would be awesome (heh)

Sadly, it's not true.

And neither is 99% of the bullshit you read on Twitter.

Because people do it for attention.

Or to get followers.

Or just to fuck with you.

They can say ANYTHING

and there will always be someone willing to take

it as truth.

So while it's cool to have faith...

or believe in some people...

Always have that grain of salt on hand.

And yes, folks...

That brings us back to Robert and Kristen.

So much has been said.

Nothing has been proven.

There hasn't been a picture of Kristen

in quite a long time.

Not in LA with a box (of clothes)

Not in Budapest with her fox.

I haven't seen pictures of Robert off set either...

Just the usual chatter of how he is here

there

or everywhere

But not with Kristen.

Well...

My thoughts?

(and keep in mind... just my thoughts)

I still believe she is there.

Hanging out with Robert

waiting for him to wrap up...

Maybe heading over to London

Together.

Who knows.

;)

Isn't there some concert thing they are going to?

HAHAHAHA!

Ah yes... speculation.

Isn't it fun?

I'm thinking we might have to wait until

an airport... or a concert...

some public thing.

But I have to say...

Kristen is rocking the invisibility cloak!

So I guess we just wait and see

where the first picture of her shows up.

Where in the world is

Kristen San Diego??

And 

Can YOU handle the truth?

I don't think you can.

Bye for now.

Saturdays Sarcastic Soapbox

First things first.

I saw The Runaways yesterday.

And

I loved it.

Kristen Stewart was born to play Joan Jett.

She didn't just play a role...

She fucking became Joan.

The determination.

The anger.

Knowing what she wants to do...

and doing whatever it takes

To fucking get there.

Kristen does anger well.

It was great to see her outside of the Twilight box

away from meek Bella...

And fucking swear and wear tons of eyeliner

and play a fucking guitar.

Dakota was wonderful in this movie, too...

and the story was kinda centered around Cherie Currie

Dakota nailed it.

But I wanted to watch Kristen.

I wanted to know more about Joan.

And like someone said to me

"You miss Kristen when she's not onscreen"

They were right.

Is the movie perfect?

Of course not.

But it tells an interesting story.

And while I have always been aware of Joan Jett

And liked her music...

Now I want her music.

The best line in the whole movie?

Towards the end

Cherie is burnt out

She wants to quit...

She tells Joan that she wants her life back

And as Joan watches Cherie leave

She says...

"This IS my life"

Excellent.

Walking in the rain.

I know.

Anyway.

Lots of bullshit all over the place.

I'm not sure any of it really deserves a mention.

But a few things come to mind...

1. Let's talk about Manips.

Picture Manipulations.

I get it.

Some are kinda funny...

Some are kinda cute...

Some are downright creepy and gross.

Honestly?

Not a fan.

But I get the joke.

What I don't get is people manipulating

people into photos that they aren't in...

and then claiming it's a legit picture.

"Is that Kristen?"

Seriously...

That is all kinds of fucked up.

2. Power trips.

First off... 

Every time there is some perceived slight to Kristen

"Nonstens" get the blame.

Really?

Surely you jest.

Like a group of people have that much influence?

Really?

It's no better than the Haters blaming

everything on Kristen.

Sorry.

Lame.

3. What never ceases to amaze me

is that people actually believe that

Robert or Kristen live their life

according to shipper/hater bullshit.

That they will alter where they go...

what they wear...

to appease some lunatic fan-base.

Now, both Rob and Kristen have stated

that they love their fans.

They appreciate all they have done for them.

But you don't really believe they are up nights

reading silly blogs and tweets about themselves...

and then deciding to wear white henleys

to fuck with the 'shippers'?

Like they are going to let the lunatic fringe

dictate what they do.

Come on.

You have to know that they don't fucking care

what anyone else thinks of how they live their lives.

They are too busy living it.

4. And finally.

Still so much talk about where Kristen is.

How 'mysterious'.

If she doesn't show up on set with Robert...

She's not there.

Why... Oh Why

Would she show up on the movie set???

Does that make ANY sense at all?

And no, there haven't been any pictures

(except lame fake ones)

Do you think it might be easier to get around in Hungary

if you stay away from a movie set 

full of cameras and paparazzi?

Just a thought.

Where is Kristen Stewart?

;)

Bye for now.

*Pssst... stop reading my blog.

It's not about you.*

Birthday Wishes DO Come True!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN STEWART!!

You say it's your birthday.

It's my birthday, too... yeah.

(OK, It's not... but play along)

They say it's your birthday...

We're gonna have a good time

I'm glad it's your birthday

Happy Birthday to You!

So... in a few hours...

I get to see THE RUNAWAYS!

I'm so happy and excited

I already know Kristen and Dakota fucking kill  

in this movie...

But I can't wait to experience on the BIG Screen!

I will be sure to give my opinions

(Yeah, like always)

in tomorrow's post.

WOOOHOOO!!!

So.

Guess what?

Here's a hint...

Same

Shit

Different 

Day.

Do I believe that Kristen is in Budapest?

Yeah, I do.

(I have my reasons.)

;)

You don't? 

That's cool.

You hear the haters screeching for "PROOF"!!

Well...

It works both ways, my barking banshees.

Show me PROOF that she is anywhere else?

Exactly.

No one believed that she was in the UK

for New Years Eve, either...

She somehow managed to get into the country

without being detected...

And if they hadn't posed with that little girl?

Would we have EVER known?

Were there any other clear and precise pictures?

Nope.

So gnaw on that.

Believe or don't fucking believe.

I really don't give a shit.

But quit the incessant whining.

Constant howling... snarling...

Time will tell.

And either way?

Does it REALLY matter in the

grand scheme of your life?

Man... I hope not.

Again.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN STEWART!

It's nice to know that Birthday Wishes

DO come true!

(Give him a hug for me...) 

:)

Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen- Do You Want to Know a Secret?

Listen...

Do you want to know a Secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

Closer....

Let me whisper in your ear.

Say the words you long to hear...

He's in love with you.

So much speculation.

Is any of it true?

I like to think so.

But then again...

That's my opinion.

Sure, a birdie or two may have tweeted in my ear.

But.

Right now there aren't any pictures...

So.

I feel like it's New Years Eve all over again.

But I will be honest...

 

I would be happy to just see this next week...

Both of them flying in from Hungary...

Landing at LAX

Together.

Meaning they got to spend some quality time...

Some QUIET time...

Together.

 

But whatever happens

Whether it's separate pictures with some random fan...

 

Or nothing at all...

I just hope they enjoy their time

Together.

And.

Do you hear that?

It sounds like...

whining.

Yes.

The howling and whimpering has already started.

The Hyenas are foaming at the mouth.

I can hear it already.

"If Kristen is in Budapest she must be desperate!

Who flies around the world just to celebrate her birthday?

What a pathetic clinging attention whore!"

Yeah.

Because spending your birthday

in a beautiful city

with a beautiful man...

Sounds so damn horrific!

WHY would ANYONE do that??

*smirk*

RELEASE THE HYENA KRAKEN!

Bye for now.

Oh shit.

I guess

2 Means don't make a Nice.

;)

Rob Kissed a Girl... And He Liked It!

It's Saturday morning...

I haven't been online much, lately

Mostly because there isn't really anything

to be online for...

It's very quiet when it comes to Robert and Kristen.

Oh sure...

Someone tweeted that they were 'next' to 

Kristen at the airport

(Yeah... OK)

And oh sure...

People took that one insignificant tweet

and ran with it.

Because...

Well...

That is what people do.

So...

Suddenly

Because one person said it...

it MUST be true.

At least if you wanted it to be.

And there was some article that Robert had

some BIG surprise worked out for Kristen this Easter.

I love how people know this shit.

I love how people believe this shit.

I love how some people actually got online

and looked up flights to Hungary

*snicker*

to determine whether or not Kristen would be there

in time for her Easter surprise.

What else can I possibly add to this?

Just my genuine laughter.

I don't know.

You don't know.

No one will know unless a picture of Kristen

shows up... of her somewhere.

Even then there will be skepticism and doubt.

Stories of plots and subterfuge 

Honestly.

Is they?

or

Is they ain't?

In the grand scheme of things...

Just how much will it affect your life?

I would like to think it wouldn't make a difference

no matter what the truth is...

But I'm pretty sure some people

live and breath this drama.

 Anyway.

Only time will tell.

Personally?

I hope Kristen is there with him.

I know that will make Robert happy.

And I like happy Robert.

1+1=2

Simple.

And it looks like the news of The Runaways

being taken out of theaters before its wide release

was a premature ejaculation.

I hope so.

I really REALLY want to see this movie.

I keep checking my local theater to see if it

is listed in their coming attractions...

but if it's anything like Remember Me

that won't happen until the week of its premiere.

I hope so.

I recently bought "Neon Angel"

Cherie Currie's book that the movie is loosely based on.

Haven't started it yet...

But just another piece of my need to find out

as much info as possible about this band.

I'm kinda obsessive that way.

Yeah...

Like that is news to anyone who reads this blog.

And oh lookie here!

Another picture of that beautiful man...

and look at what he is doing!

W A L K I N G

So many obsessions.

So little time.

;)

Bye for now.

Pssst... I'm looking forward to Kristen/Budapest confirmation.

I can hear the whining and howling already...

Or not.

*smirk*

Rob and Kristen... What a Fool Believes.

April's Fools Day.

Like we need an actual day for people to be fools?

Every fucking day is FOOL'S day.

Anyway.

Nice collage of DuRob.

Nice is putting it mildly...

Fantastic pictures.

I find it kinda odd how Rob goes to Budapest...

and all of a sudden we are seeing all these set shots.

Not that I'm complaining.

A day without DuRob is like a day without...

Oxygen.

Too much?

Too bad.

:)

Ahhh... the henley.

Why am I bringing it up?

1. I watched Rob on Jimmy Fallon again.

Yes, the "I'm Bothered" still ranks up there 

as fucking brilliant.

But I digress...

ANYWAY.

(Rob in a tree... *giggle*)

Where was I?

Oh yeah, the henley.

Rob was wearing this very henley on Fallon.

The same one that Kristen wore to the airport 

the next day...

*chortle*

So I'm watching Robert...

and was reminded of all the angst that shirt caused.

Reminded of all the excuses.

The rationalizations.

*coughhyenascough*

And then I laughed some more...

and watched Robert in a tree again.

Brilliant.

I had to post this picture.

 

It still makes me smile.

Rob's smile makes me smile.

He just looks so damn happy.

Can we leave it at that?

Kristen in Budapest.

Is it happening?

Will it happen?

I guess you need to ask Robert or Kristen.

Good luck with that.

I don't know why...

But my gut feeling is she will show up there...

Her birthday is next week.

Not sure why that is some milestone moment

that she will magically appear in Hungary.

I guess since she has shared the last couple of birthdays

with Robert...

each one becoming more significant for her...

for them...

I just like to think of her sharing this one with him, too.

Who knows.

Not I 

said the fly.

With my little eye?

What?

Sorry.

 

Um.

Whether or not she shows up there...

Doesn't matter one way or the other.

I just like the idea.

Robert must be close to the end of

shooting Bel Ami...

I guess they could just wait until he is finished...

But it would be cool if she were there with him

And then they could fly back to the States

Together.

Again.

 

 

Ya know?

I think you do...

Bye for now.

:)

Kristen and Robert... On The Wings of Love.

OK.

The MTV Movie Awards.

Really?

Fucking really?

I swear...

People will fucking bicker about anything.

VOTE FOR ROB/KRISTEN FOR BEST KISS!

NO! VOTE FOR ROB/EMILIE FOR BEST KISS!

Shit.

Fucking MTV.

The only good thing about these awards

is that Robert and Kristen show up to them.

And Robert on TV is always good.

The Hateful Hyenas are just as bad

as the Rabid Robstens.

You know both sides are frantically voting.

MUST. NOT. LOSE.

CAN'T. HAVE. ROB. KISS. ANOTHER. GIRL.

MUST. ONLY. KISS. KRISTEN.(OR. EMILIE.)

Honestly.

I haven't voted.

I might not vote.

I'm not sure I care enough to vote.

But I must admit...

(gleefully)

That if having Robert and Kristen

win a 'kiss' award...

and then proceeding to come onstage 

and maybe kiss (or maybe not)

Irritates the Hyenas?

I'm kinda on that side.

Can't help it.

And I do like that both

Remember Me and The Runaways

are nominated for stuff.

That's kinda cool.

So.

Fine.

I will.

Hateful Hyena.

Not a pretty picture, is it?

Big mouth.

Snarling and drooling...

Heh.

I never knew that Hyenas were so damn clingy.

You learn something every day.

See...

There is 'talk' about whether or not

Kristen will show up in Budapest.

(You already know what I think)

But...

I admit that its just speculation.

No one has seen Kristen's airplane ticket...

and as far as I know

She hasn't been spotted...

Well... anywhere for the last couple of days.

So...

Who knows?

The HH's are already foaming about this...

"If she shows up there,  it really is pathetic.

He's WORKING. Something she should be doing!

If she is there it's only for PR!!!

They are messing with the fans and the media

to keep people talking about Eclipse!"

Cling cling cling went the Hater...

 

Anyway.

IF you were young, rich and in love...

And your fucking hot guy was making

a movie in a fucking hot city...

And you had a chance to BE with him

after you were separated for awhile...

You KNOW you would be there.

So don't give me bullshit about PR.

Kristen traveling across the world

to hang out with Robert 

is a bit above and beyond

fucking media hype.

Don't you think?

(Do you think?)

Eh.

Still.

It's all just speculation.

We all know that Rob and Kristen

are both capable of getting into and out of

major cities without being papped...

But.

Right now...

It's all up in the air.

(Kinda like Kristen in the airplane?)

Bwahahahahaha.

Sorry.

I'm really not a morning person.

And for some obscene reason

I post in the mornings.

And that could go a long way

to explaining why I'm so damn bitchy

so much of the time.

Like I need an excuse?

Well.

Truth is Truth.

 

And I'm adding this cuz...

I love Rob in profile.

And I love DuRob...

and I just love Rob.

Period.

The End.

Bye for now.

*Yes, you are the hyena I

was writing about.

Gotcha!*

Rob and Kristen. Working My Way Back To You...

DuRob.

Isn't he DuLovely?

DuLicious?

DuLightful?

DuMarvelous?

Yes. Yes. He is all of that.

And walking DuRob...

DuMagnificent.

And with that...

I DUly apologize for being

incredibly reDUndant and DUlusional.

Hahahaha.

Truly. I'm sorry.

I'll stop now.

Promise.

Lots of comments yesterday.

I guess some people felt like I was calling them

a hyena.

Was I?

Some 'anonymous' commenter kept telling me 

I was being a bully.

But I have to ask who was I bullying?

The Hyenas?

I gave my opinion on what they do and say.

I didn't name anyone specifically...

I comment on the bullshit that surrounds

Robert and Kristen.

Does that mean I stick my paddle in?

Yeah. I guess it does.

But that shit is already bubbling and brewing...

I didn't start the fire.

I just stir it now and again so it doesn't boil over.

And really... 

I know it hit close to home

I know the shoe is a tight fit.

Oh well.

And.

For the record...

I've never discussed 'intimate' details

about Robert and Kristen.

I don't care about that shit.

I just believe they are together.

I don't fantasize about their relationship.

I just think there is one.

I like pushing the Hyenas buttons

and nudge nudge

wink wink 

on Rob/Kristen

(In Budapest??)

;)

I find it fascinating that some people

can dish it out...

(endlessly)

But just cannot take it.

(*Sniff*)

I found this on the internet

the other day...

I thought it was APT.

APT!

(Lisa Simpson reference... in case you were wondering)

 

Perfect.

One more thing.

My theater better fucking get

The Runaways

next week.

That movie is like in my head.

I'm all about the Runaways.

Don't let me down, Marcus Theaters.

Don't let me down.

And ready for the countdown?

Screams of joy...

Moans of sorrow...

in

10

9

8

7...

Bye for now.

Wink Wink.

Nudge Nudge.

*smirk*

Sunday Soapbox

I guess Robert is in Budapest.

Looking wonderfully charming as always.

But wait...

Is he really there?

No! Yes!

Seriously, people were like

arguing over him being there.

Why?

Why do I ask?

Because petty arguments are what some

people live for.

Also read that TomStu is there with him.

Cool!

But wait...

Is he really there?

No! Yes!

Why do people bicker about such

mundane bullshit?

Why?

Why do I ask?

I know why.

Because the Hyenas are afraid that Kristen is

going to show up.

They are already making excuses for her being there.

They are whining and yapping...

"Get a life!"

(isn't THAT ironic?)

And somehow...

If TomStu is there...

It makes her going there somehow less meaningful?

Something like that.

Because the

are close personal friends of TomStu

(We all know he has better sense than that)

And they KNOW that he doesn't like Kristen.

Somehow.

The way he looks at her?

(isn't THAT ironic?)

So brace yourselves, dear readers.

WHEN she shows up in Budapest...

The 

Will start foaming at the mouth.

Attacking and tearing...

Because that is what they are good at.

Their food of choice is Kristen Stewart...

But they are scavengers

They will bite at anything that gets in their way.

And then they whimper about how misunderstood they are.

(isn't THAT ironic?)

I hope this happens soon in Hungary.

What a wonderfully romantic place

to spend your birthday with the one you love.

Heh.

Gotta love it.

I look forward to the next few days...

;)

Bye for now.

*Pssst... this post isn't about you.

Unless you think it is.

Shoe. Fits. Slide. It. On.*