Rob and Kristen-- March Madness

What can I possibly say about this?

What?

Sinister.

Sexy.

Swagger.

You got me Cosmopolis.

You got me.

Just show Robert walking...

I'm all in.

ANYWAY.

I just had to comment on all the wonderful

ongoing Robert and Kristen goodness

we have been getting this month.

March Madness... INDEED!!

Cosmopolis.

The teaser trailer was just that...

But the imagery

The music.

Seeing Rob become this brutal man...

Who appears not to care about anything

was mesmerizing.

He obviously goes places he's never gone before...

(and now I sound like a Star Trek voice over)

And that is beyond fascinating.

Sure.

A lot of people get all up in the fact that Rob 

just might get naked...

But I think he is anyway

with or without his clothes on.

And that is worth watching.

Snow White and the Huntsman.

I already talked about this trailer.

I loved it.

Being physical and brave...

That suits Kristen.

She's beautiful... yet tough.

And the scene where one of the dwarfs says:

" You have eyes, Huntsman, but you do not see.

She is destined to end the darkness."

That got to me.

Well.

The whole thing did.

I feel like that quote could be about Kristen.

So many look at her...

But do not SEE her.

She is AMAZING.

SWATH is AMAZING.

Bel Ami.

Another movie where Robert steps away from Edward.

Seductive.

It's good to see that look in his eyes...

The look of disgust.

The look of someone who knows what they want

and goes after it.

Any movie role where Robert can stretch his wings...

and show the world he is more than just

a brooding vampire...

Is proof that there is more to him

than just his floppy hair

and strong jawline...

You can see it all 

if you look in his eyes.

Brilliant.

OK.

I know this isn't a 'real' poster.

But I like it...

So it will do.

There was a teaser for the BD2 teaser trailer.

Seriously.

It was mere seconds.

Just enough to get you all wondering

and hopeful...

Glimpses of Bella.

Edward.

But guess what?

I still am way

WAY

excited for this movie.

WAY.

No...

It's not like the other movies 

that Rob and Kristen have coming out...

And that's the point, isn't it?

To have a variety of roles...

To change and grow.

I still love Edward and Bella.

And I'm more excited for this movie

than any other...

I remember

Sitting in the theater

Watching the end of Breaking Dawn 1...

And you see Bella's eyes open.

And they are red.

Cut to black.

I remember my stomach falling to my feet

knowing I would have to wait a year.

A YEAR

to see Vampirella.

A year to see Edward and Bella as equals.

A YEAR

to see the happily ever after.

But I will be there.

You can count on that.

And I saved the BEST for last.

Well...

In terms of movie posters...

Definitely the BEST.

THOMAS!!!

OH

MY 

GOD.

**Deep Breath**

OK.

First...

It's about fucking time that face was on a poster.

I mean...

LOOK AT THAT FACE!

And THAT FACE with glasses?

I need to catch my breath again...

Damn.

Oh sweet sweet Thomas.

And I know I've discussed this before...

But those lips.

And that's all I will say.

(I bet he's good at pouting... probably always gets his way)

I want Tom to have such success.

I want people to see this movie and really want

to know more about him.

Maybe watch some of his other stuff...

Maybe read some of his interviews.

Tom is quiet.

Tom is serious.

But when you see him with Robert...

or his friends...

He's all kinds of smiley.

And when he smiles?

Well...

It lights up his eyes...

his whole incredible face.

And honestly...

The boy can act.

Wait and see.

Oh yes...

Wait

and 

see.

Btw?

ON THE ROAD 

looks AMAZING too...

Iconic.

Sexy.

I mean...

It's fucking Kerouac.

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!”

“Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life.”

And finally...

No

This isn't a movie poster...

But it could be.

"Robert and Kristen in Love"

I love the look on both of their faces...

She looks... smug.

(He IS mine.)

Cuddled up to Rob's back...

Her arms tightly around him.

Holding on.

He looks... sure.

(She IS mine.)

Sure of his love for that girl.

Sure that she is safe...

Sure that wherever the road leads

They will be together.

As always.

Remember...

You can love all of these movies...

You don't have to trash one to like another.

I'm sure Robert and Kristen

want ALL of these movies to do well.

And never forget...

That if it wasn't for Edward

(And yeah... I do remember Cedric)

Rob wouldn't have this amazing career.

Edward opened up a lot of doors for Rob.

It showed him to the world.

The world LOVED him

And wanted to see more of him.

And of course...

Like I said the other day...

Edward led Robert to Kristen.

And look how happy he is now.

In love.

This post is brought to you by proposals.

They do.

Until next time.

Bye for now

The future's so bright...

I gotta wear shades.

Rob is in love for the LAST time. With Kristen.

When will it stop?

So.

Here I sit.

Reading Twitter

and email

and DMs

This fandom is fascinating on so many levels.

I was sent this little blurb in my email...

I think I know where it's from

But it's pretty obvious who it is from

"Rob and Kristen couldn't have a real relationship right now.

 Shippers are so fucking sick and scary, 

Rob's real girlfriend would be harrassed and threatened."

You see...

The complete delusion in those two sentences astounds me.

1. The continued denial of Rob and Kristen being in

a REAL relationship.

2. Rob's REAL girlfriend would be harassed and threatened.

Well... guess what?

Kristen is harassed and threatened on a daily basis.

By people like YOU.

And you don't see that.

You ignore the fact that you are posting this

on a forum dedicated to hating Kristen.

Why?

Because deep down in your black bitter heart...

You know Kristen IS Rob's REAL girlfriend.

And you seem to think that it's perfectly OK

to sling insults and trash her every day.

Yes.

Rob's real girlfriend does get harassed and threatened.

By snarling rabid hyenas...

Like you.

The complete lack of logic hurts my brain.

I know.

"Rose... You're not going to change anyone's mind"

But I'm not trying to change their mind

(what's left of it)

I would love to be like some people...

who think it's best to ignore the hate.

They pretend it doesn't exist...

But it bothers me.

They hide behind 

"I've got a right to my opinion"

"I'm allowed to not like her"

"I just don't like her as a actress"

And that's all fine and dandy.

But the stuff that is out there everyday

The stuff I see whether I want to or not...

Isn't OK.

I realize she doesn't need me to 'defend' her...

But I want to.

I want to stick up for her.

I want to protect her.

I wish I could shield her from all the disgusting hate.

It makes me want to just stand in front of her...

Blocking it all...

So she would never have to know what is out there.

Kristen has never done anything to deserve the shit she gets.

Ever.

Smiling Pretty.

What has she ever done... really?

She flips off disgusting paps?

You know.. the same ones that harass her

stalk her

spit on her

screech insults at her.

Yeah...

I can see why that upsets you.

She takes off her heels and puts on sneakers?

Because Kristen doesn't have the right to be comfortable.

Yeah...

I can see why that would upset someone.

You hate the way she acts in movies?

Why do you watch every one of them?

You hate the way she poses /dresses for photoshoots

Why do you look over every picture

and scrutinize every detail?

Well.

I already know why.

2 very obvious reasons.

1. The more painfully (for you) obvious it is that Robert

chooses to spend his time with Kristen

loves. adores. wants to be with.

The more you need to bring her down.

But 

The fact remains.

Robert has chosen Kristen.

Not you.

He vacations with her

Buys shelter puppies with her

Spend holidays with his family

with her

Goes to her movie sets...

Is seen cuddling and canoodling

(I really just like the word canoodle)

with her at SoHo club

and various other places

He goes to concerts of his friends with her

Baptisms

Weddings

He flies over the ocean to be with her

during Fashion week in Paris.

Rob. Fashion Week.

Come on.

If that's not true love...

What is?
And no... not EPIC LUURVE
(only idiots say that)
But love that is true.
Real.

And the last very important reason...

Laughing AT you...

2. Kristen Fucking Owns You.

Lock.

Stock.

And

Barrel.

Kristen's Prisoner

You can't go a day without talking about her.

Thinking about her.

Writing about her.

She's in your head.

And whether or not you choose to believe it...

You DO care.

No one goes to the extremes you do

about one person

(Writing Rob's people to get her out of his life? Really?)

Without caring

Immensely.

For you...

It is insanely serious business.

Keyword here?

INSANELY.

Um. Wow.

On to other things

(for the moment)

1. Magnolia Pictures acquired 'Bel Ami' 

and there's finally a US release date: JUNE 8th 

WOOOfuckingHOOO!!

Does this mean it will come to a theater near me?

I hope so!!

Imagine seeing Rob being all smarmy and nasty.

I like it.

I want it.

"Can you smoosh into me a little more?"

2. Enough with the Katy Perry desperation.

Yes.

ANYONE but Kristen.

Because we've seen Rob all over the place with Katy

haven't we?

Or are we just CLINGING to the birthday party pics

from years ago?

You know... the one where Katy was with

Russell Brand?

Keep trying to 'ship' Rob with anyone he happens

to casually come across...

Emilie (bwahaha)

Reese

Caitlin

Sarah

Christina

Katy

And keep dropping to your knees and crying

when he shows up with Kristen

Again

And Again.

3. Kristen is going to be on the cover of
ElleUK in June.
More gorgeous pictures
Now we just need one or two
photoshoots of Rob and Kristen together.
It's only natural.

Nudge Nudge

This post is brought to you by sanity.
I have it.
I treasure it.
I cultivate it.
I crave it.
I demand it.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.
Because you might as well get used to it
All my posts are going to be brought to you
by Thomas.
I adore him.
Completely.

Yes.

Rob and Kristen

Love it
or
Leave it.

Until then...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later.

It takes a village... and one Ninnie idiot.

It's Friday.

A day that makes people happy!

End of the work week.

End of the school week.

And an incredible Kristen week!

I mean.

WOW.

SO

MUCH

KRISTEN.

And it never got old.

Ever.

I love EVERYTHING about this picture.

How can someone so petite.... Have such long legs??

There were about a zillion + one outtakes of Kristen.

Usually we get the endless Robert photoshoots...

And not that I ever complain about that

But it was nice

So fucking nice

To see all of these glorious pictures of Kristen!

(For more pics... check out RobStenation)

I mean seriously... how is this fair??

Kristen outtakes.

Kristen at airports.

Kristen at fashion shows.

Kristen leaving a restaurant.

Kristen leaving her hotel.

Kristen.

Kristen.

Kristen.

Kristen strolling in Paris...

Rob strolling in NYC...

All sorts of speculation as to why Rob is in NYC.

Is he visiting Thomas?

Is he doing a photoshoot for Cosmopolis?

Is he doing a little layover 

on to bigger and better things?

*coughtkristencough*

Well as always...

Time will tell.

Kristen mentioned she had 5 days off...

and it sounded like she was going to spend them over there

“I have five days off,” she said.

 “I know a lot of people here now. 

I’m probably going to hang out with my boys from ‘On the Road.’”

Who are her boys from OTR?

And where will Robert go next?

It's never ending... isn't it?

Round and round it goes...

Where they stop nobody knows.

But as always...
They will end up
T
O
G
E
T
H
E
R

Sooner or later.
Hopefully sooner.
Like way sooner.

DuRob. Walking. Need I say more?

And there was some pics from
ON THE ROAD
released
I think I've seen them all before...
and the poster.

Kristen and Tom. Together.

And yeah... Tom is mentioned
BUT
No picture.
Not one.
*sigh*
I mean come on people...
Tom Sturridge is kinda classically handsome.
One picture?
I have to provide my own?

No beard. No hat. OTR clothes. Walking.

This one will do.
Oh yes.
It. Will. Do.

I adore you Tom Sturridge.


This post is brought to you by Short but Sweet.

Oh.
And I just 'heard' that Rob might in fact
be heading to France as I type this.
I hope so.
Rob is a good boy.
And where else would he go?
;)

Did I say sooner?
We will find out in a few hours I suppose.

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Random Rose

 Hear Ye!

Hear Ye!

OK

Never mind.

I don't have much to say

and you know how I always say that

and then manage to ramble on forever.

And ever.

And ever too.

You did WHAT?

Ramble One.

Robert was in Berlin to promote Bel Ami...

A movie I'm thinking is more and more likely I will

never see on the BIG screen.

But it was a grand time had by all...

Yeah... I'm about to TWIRL bitches...

 Robert looked phenomenal... of course.

Even with the shorn hair.

But you know how it goes...

People need to piss on everything.

Yes... it's gross.

But it is what it is.

Rob cannot look at his co-stars without supposedly

leering at their cleavage...

Because you know

THAT'S the kinda guy Rob is.

A leering, drooling caveman

who cannot 

under any circumstances

control his inner manwhore.

Even when there are a million people taking his picture.

Imagine that.

Is that what you THINK of him?

 It still boggles my mind that people...

People who supposedly are Robert's fans

People who supposedly find his awkward

self deprecating modesty

part of his many charms

Are so damn eager for him to be some sort

of egotistical tramp.

Carousing.

Bedding co-stars

no matter their relationship status

Hell

Bedding ANYone he can get close to.

Endless drunken nights out...

Sitting at bars.

All of that.

ALL of THAT

is preferable to these 'fans'

Than accepting that Robert loves Kristen.

That Robert prefers quiet nights at home

with the woman he loves.

The ONE woman he has loved for years now...

Cute? Adorably so.

 Which brings me to...

Ramble Two.

Supposedly.

Robert bought a house.

Supposedly.

Someone showed pics of it.

Supposedly.

Someone posted the address online.

Well.

Personally...

I don't get what anyone gets out of knowing

where Rob and Kristen live.

(Yes. Rob AND Kristen. You know its fucking true)

I get that there are idiots out there

that will stop at nothing to find out every intimate

detail that can be found.

And I get that being one of the most famous couples

on the face of the planet right now

will make this knowledge more sought after...

But

I still don't get what anyone gets out of it.

Didn't we kinda know that Rob had bought a house?

I mean...

The guy is settling down in California.

With Kristen.

Of course.

Shocking?

No.

But do people ever kinda think...

About the impact of divulging this information?

I mean...

Just because you KNOW it

Doesn't mean you have to tell.

Because...

Here's the thing.

I don't want to be seen...

People seem to forget that while 

Rob and Kristen may be extremely famous right now...

That the paparazzi and the helicopters

and the lunatic fringe are stalking their every movement.

Why give them a heads up?

Why help the Fringe?

Don't you look at Rob and Kristen...

And see 2 human beings?

People who work hard for what they have...

People who love their fans.

Who love their jobs.

Who give above and beyond for people

who show up at their premieres and public appearances.

People who just want a place to call home.

A place that is safe.

A place that they don't have to worry about the Fringe

trying to get to them.

And we all know there are twisted fuckwads out there

Who are volatile

and messed up.

And who hate Kristen for having what they want.

Yeah.

Almost home...

So riddle me this...

Why do you think Robert came back to LA so fast?

It's all about Kristen.

Always.

So.

Whoop De Do

You know where Rob (and Kristen) live.

What does that get you?

Nothing.

It gets them more security.

Less privacy.

And more scary moments...

Nice.

This post is brought to you by the following picture...

Rob. Kristen.

It's all about what's inside.

Not the madness without.

Are you looking at me??

And finally...

Thomas Sturridge.

I loved him being in NYC looking all happy.

I never mind seeing pictures of him.

No matter what.

As for this picture?

My first impression was 

WOW

He's kinda smoldering in this pic...

Looking all kinds of sexy

But then someone said to me...

"He looks confused."

Hahaha.

And then I thought...

Yeah.

He kinda does.

Like...

"What the fuck AM I looking at?"

Oh Thomas.

I adore you.

Wagons.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- It's Just Physics

Let me apologize.

I want to say that I'm SO busy with my REAL life

that I haven't had time to really post much...

And while that is partly the truth

I sometimes just get tired of this fandom.

I'm not the same person I was 3+ years ago

when I first started this blog.

Then I was just a girl...

writing about a boy

Trying to figure out why I was so damn obsessed with him.

Now?

Now I watch the endless drama that unfolds on a daily basis.

It never ends.

Sometimes it's entertaining as hell.

Sometimes its just tedious.

In the past some said that I started drama.

But that's not true.

I don't start it.

I just talk about it.

Some people like to talk about

Kristen's uterus...

I enjoy applying Newton's third law of physics

to this fandom.

To every action there is always an equal and opposite reaction

Let's go!

1. Robert and Kristen were seen out and about having dinner this week.

Yes.

Pictures and it did happen.

So what were the reactions?

1. Rob and Kristen together!

Kristen looks GORGEOUS!

Rob is bald!!

Rob and Kristen together!

I missed them!!!

So glad someone got pictures finally!

Rob and Kristen together!

They look WONDERFUL!!!

2. Big deal.

I got out to dinner with friends ALL the time.

Rob was late.

They obviously don't live together because

they came separately.

No couples EVER arrive separately for dinner.

EVER.

I don't think they are even at the same place.

The girl was a plant.

PR PR PR PR PR

Damage control for Paris.

(yes... some really believe that)

Heh.

Well.

Personally?

I loved seeing their faces.

And while I always say I don't care how Rob wears his hair?

I lied.

I do care.

I LOVE Rob's hair.

He should always have hair on his head.

Lots of it.

Next.

A LONG clip of Bel Ami was released.

Lots and lots of Robert.

DuRob.

The picture I choose to include from that clip

was my personal favorite.

Yes.

There were many smiley, sexy pics of Robert...

But I liked this one.

Sinister.

Menacing.

The hunter stalking his prey.

It's a side of Rob that we don't get to see much.

So I was drawn to his face.

(well, OK... I'm always drawn to his face)

The look in his eyes.

Brilliant.

Reactions?

Well... both sides of the fandom were thrilled with

more and more Bel Ami.

We've been waiting for this movie for a long time.

Long.

Time.

1. WOOHOO!

DuRob is incredible!

Can't wait to see Bel Ami!

I hope it gets into theaters.

Rob looks FANTASTIC in this!

Will Kristen show up in Berlin with Rob?

Hurry up Berlin Premiere!!!

2. I can't wait to see Rob make out

with ANYONE but Stew!

They will show you how its DONE.

I hope IT stays far away from Berlin!

IF she goes she is the worst kind of clinger.

Who cares if she goes to the premiere

It doesn't mean anything.

One word.

Berlin.

Please.

OK... that's two words.

But I know you want it too...

Next.

The Breaking Dawn/Part One DVD was released last night.

Or this morning.

Or something like that.

There was huge brouhaha over this release.

And I didn't get it.

People went to Target 'parties'

And Wal-Mart...

To stand in line to buy this DVD.

I mean...

Don't get me wrong.

I've got mine ordered...

I loved the movie.

But I don't get the standing in line thing.

For a DVD that will be available...

Like the next day...

Without a line.

I guess its just me.

I don't know.

I just don't have this mad draw to have the DVD

in my hands as soon as possible.

Today is good.

And there was some special BD2 clip...

Which was cool.

And it was cool of people to share it.

But its all over the place today.
So.

Anyway.

I guess its just me.

1. BELLA AND EDWARD ARE DREAMY!
Kristen looks AMAZING as a vampire!

Look how adorable Rob and Kristen are with each other!!

I love all the BTS stuff that show Rob and Kristen

being all sweet and affectionate!

I can't wait for BD2!!!!

2. Rob can't WAIT to get away from Twilight!

Rob hates Twilight!

He is in Exit Strategy!

He is doing as little as possible with HER.

Scummit probably timed this DVD release just to

take the spotlight off of Bel Ami.

I can't wait until this fauxmance is over with!

I don't really care.

This is how many fucks I give.

All I have to really add...

Movie or not...

Robert and Kristen were glowing during the wedding scenes.

The way Robert looks at Kristen during that whole sequence...

Is how he looks at her ALL the time.

Every time we see them in public together.

THAT is how Rob looks at Kristen.

Can you imagine?

It's incredibly intense.

And intimate.

And incredibly lovely to witness.

Next.

Before I get into the 

crème de la crème

of this weeks ongoing drama...

Let me just say...

That the above picture of Robert.

Walking.

Is kinda the picture of Robert.

Walking.

That started it for me.

The whole walking thing.

Something about that picture.

Everything about that picture.

Anyway.

Kellan is in that picture too.

And I don't usually say much about the guy.

I like him enough and all.

But he's on the very edge of my fandom radar.

Until this week of course.

Yeah.

Kellan was interviewed recently and someone called in

and asked him about Robert and Kristen.

If he thought they would get married.

Yes.

We all know what he said.

"They seem adorable every time I see them and

MADLY IN LOVE.

I hope the best for them... That's for sure."

1. OH MY GOD!

Kellan just told the world

what everyone already knew!

MADLY IN LOVE!!!!

How freakin adorable is that?

I love when people who KNOW

Rob and Kristen share how in love they are!!

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!

Rob and Kristen are MADLY IN LOVE!!!!

I Love how madly in love they are!!

2. Kellan is a famewhore!

You could tell he was reading off a prepared statement!

He is WELL paid by Scummit!

He was joking!

It's all PR for the BD DVD release!!

PR PR PR PR

What does Kellan know anyway?

I can't wait for this shit to be over with.

Kellan is no better than Catherine Hardwicke!

Media Whores.

Both lied for money!

See what I mean?

While sometimes these reactions are quite entertaining

in their own psychotic right...

It's kinda always the same thing.

PR

Damage Control

Exit Strategy

The same tired bullshit that the fringe has been

foaming about for over 3 years.

It's bizarre voodoo logic

Because it has NO logic.

It's NONsense.

And honestly...

Which reaction would you like to have?

The happy, smiley 

Love is grand reaction?

Or the bitter

Hateful

Foaming reaction?

Maybe I will go watch Robert and Kristen

and remind myself why I'm here...

and forever intoxicated with both of them

Still.

This post is brought to you by

Newtons Third Law of Physics.

And my reaction to Thomas Sturridge.

Still.

Love is long.

Until next time.

Bye for now