First Thoughts for 2015

Well hot damn.

It's been a helluva 2015 so far in the fandom.

Huh? Right?

Not really?

What's been happening?

Let's discuss, shall we?

1. For once...

It's not Rob and Twigs all over Internet.

OK.

So there are still sightings 

and lame ass articles telling everyone

how Rob's family supposedly ADORES Twigs.

Goosebumps!
(Is there such a thing as sarcastic goosebumps?)

And for reasons unbeknownst to me...
There seems to be some debate as to where
Rob is these days.
Analyzing pictures.
Looking at the color of the water.
Studying the fringe on the huts on the beach.
Discussing the depth and weight of the sand.
Seriously?

2. I wanted to talk about pics of that actress
who has been in popular movies based on popular books
and who has dated a British guy.

There seems to be some controversy because
she likes to hang out with her BFF...
A lot.

Photo Assumption?

Big Smiles.

She takes her to the Oscars
and parties with her

And oh look...
They hold hands.

They vacation in Hawaii together.
Share a hotel room...
Drink wine and hang out in their PJs.

Get up close.
Personal.
(See how you could interpret this picture?)

Just hugging it out.

(And they take naked pics together, too
but we won't post those...)

So tell me again why its a big deal?
It's just girlfriends being girlfriends...
Right?
...

Oh shit.
Wrong actress.
Sorry.

The point I'm trying to make?

A. I actually like Jennifer Lawrence.
But I've always found it fascinating how
Jennifer can do many of the same things
that Kristen does...
And doesn't get the same assumptions.

B. I'm not saying Kristen and Alicia 

aren't in a relationship.

I'm not saying they are.

I REALLY DON'T CARE.
It doesn't matter to me in the least.

It doesn't change how I feel about Kristen.

At all.
And it doesn't change the fact that she
was in a 5 year relationship
with Robert Pattinson, either.

I'm just saying...

(and this is what I've always tried to say)

That you can't judge and label someone

by a few pictures that represent mere seconds

of someone's life.

We don't know what is going on...
Everything
is photo assumption and speculation.
All. Of. It.
We Know Nothing.

Someone sent this article to me

http://www.refinery29.com/2015/01/80420/kristen-stewart-celebrity-dating-stereotype-rumor

"So, hey, speculate away about the existence
 of romance if you absolutely must, 
but let's leave the self-satisfied sexuality stereotypes out of it
 — and stop slapping people with labels 
they haven't chosen for themselves."

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This post is brought to you by...
Simplicity.

1. Don't you love how some of the 'Rob Onlys'
are all claiming to be 'happy' for Kristen?
Please.
Like they are fooling anyone.
Suddenly they are so accepting and wonderful
when it comes to Kristen...

Riiiiiiiight.
As fucking if.


2.  Oh Pinocchio!
Your nose is growing...
You need to stop with the lies.

No marriage. No baby.
No PR (Ever)
If you have to constantly scramble and make up excuses
every time a new pic of Rob/Twigs shows up
and scream FAKE! OLD! MANIP!
You've got a problem.
It's called...
 FACING REALITY.
Here's the deal...
Outside of this fandom
few people really give a shit
who Rob and/or Kristen are dating.
Sorry.
I know they are a big deal to us...
and we care about them.
But everyone else?
Not so much.
There is no need to go to such extreme lengths
to 'protect' their family.
There isn't any conspiracy to shield their 'baby'
The reason you don't see pictures of
Rob and Kristen together
is because... well...
they aren't together.
And the reason you haven't seen any mention
or pictures of "sweet pea"
is because... well...
there is no Sweet Pea.
It's really that simple.

3. Nicholas Hoult

Guess what?
I STILL LIKE HIM.
I think he's beyond adorable.
And guess what else?
I still think he and Kristen would be cute together.
But for those with reading comprehension...
let me spell it out.

I DON'T SHIP NIC AND KRISTEN.

I might think people are captivating together
(like Sam and Cait)
I might think some couples are beyond charming
(like Andrew and Emma)
But shipping?
Not gonna happen.
Well.
Except for Rob and Kristen.
I will always have shipper love for them.
First ship.
Real ship.
I guess there really is no getting over
your first true ship.

4. Tom Sturridge.

*sigh*

Another "EFFIE GRAY" trailer was released.



Seriously.
Tom's voice.
I.
I can't...

And that face.
and that voice.
And.

5. To the Pressed Fringe out there
Thank you for letting me live
RENT FREE
inside your head.

Hi!
I SEE YOU!

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- The Best Is Yet To Come

Did you hear that Rob and Kristen are dating?

I'm trying to keep up with all that is going on

in this lunatic fandom...

It's not easy.

Everything happens so fast.

You turn around for a second

And you miss major events

Or drama.

Or major drama.

So Sweet...

Random Rose.

1. Once again...  thank you lunatic fringe

for the giggles, guffaws and laughs.

UnFUCKINGbelievable.

It's like...

well

It's like a dog with a bone.

There is no meat on that bone.

That bitch is dried out.

There is NOTHING left.

But their jaws are clamped down on that sucker.

They are NOT letting go.

They are going to cling to that broken 

shriveled

depleted

husk of delusion

as if their lives depended on it.

Too sad.

Too bad.

NOOO! I refuse to accept it!

2. Summit rules the world.

This has been discussed by many.

But it always seems to come back to Summit

controlling every move Rob and Kristen make.

Case in point?

Some people actually think

(and I'm giggling as I write this... really)

That Summit made Robert's parents go to Marcus's concert

to do DAMAGE CONTROL

about some lame gossip rags bullshit about conflict

between Rob's mom and Kristen.

Yes.

They demanded that Clare and Richard show up

to further along their 'PR' showmance!

I kid you not.

It couldn't be that Robert's parents love and adore Kristen

and love and adore Rob's friends...

And like spending time with them.

No.

That would be too easy.

Better to have ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Love is in the Air.

3. There were a lot of pap pics of Rob and Kristen

coming back to their place.

Leaving their place.

Coming.

Going.

Really?

How many fucking pictures do Paps need of the same thing?

Rob and Kristen were at Marcus's show the other night

(The same show the Pattinsons were forced to attend by Summit)

(and yes... I'm being sarcastic.)

There were a few blurry pictures.

And a few million tweets.

And yeah...

I saw some of the pictures.

I get that you are really really excited to see

Robert and Kristen

being all snuggly and sweet and cute.

I really do get it.

I was all smiley to know they were having fun together.

But why can't you just wait until they are safely gone

to talk about it?

Would your story have less impact after the fact?

No.

It's still a great story... a wonderful experience.

So why endanger Rob and Kristen

and his family and friends?

See... That I don't get.

At all.

Maybe it's just me.

Their safety and well being is important... Right?

Did you see the pap pics of them coming home?

They looked scared.

Frightened.

Can you imagine what was being said to them

as they were chased to their door?

I know.

It would be hard to contain my excitement if 

I had the good fortune to see Rob and Kristen

in person...

Being all lovey and wonderful.

But they are only human beings...

Trying to go out and have fun with friends.

I wonder what it feels like to have cameras

always trying to steal your private moments?

And don't get me wrong...

I'm thrilled for the girls that were lucky enough to see them.

They were sweet and decent fans

I guess I just wish people could delay their excitement

so that Rob and Kristen could enjoy their moment too...

And that's the way it is...

4. Well folks...

Most of the chatter these past few days 

seems to be about Rob and Kristen living together

And Rob and Kristen hanging out together

And yeah...

Someone said to me the other day...

"Rose... why do you bother going on about

what those idiot Ninnies say?

You aren't going to change their minds"

And I say...

I'm not trying to change their minds.

Their opinion is irrelevant.

But it is fun to point and laugh...

We are laughing AT you...

It's fun being RIGHT.

Admit it.

You know it's true.

They will continue to claim that Rob and Kristen

are still on Summit's "dime"

and still promoting BD1

Even though all the premieres...

All the press junkets

All the TV appearances

Magazine articles

Photoshoots

were the promotion...

They still cling to Rob and Kristen

living together in a London flat

as some sort of PR for Summit.

Let's face it...

They did their "PR" for BD1

It's over.

Kristen is working on a Non Summit Film
(which looks fucking awesome)

And Robert is decompressing

from all the tugging and pulling

and screaming and demanding

And just enjoying being with Kristen

and eating her food

and probably becoming a fat house cat

(nursing his sore blunt tongue)

Rob?

So yeah...

I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion.

You won't find me chasing anyone down

trying to change their minds.

I just enjoy the show...

And potting the stir

every once in a while.

Pot that Stir!

I love how some people think they are

'above' the drama

(at least when they aren't speaking privately)

And judge people because they discuss the lunatic fringe

of this fandom instead of ignoring it.

 ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good fans do nothing’

A bit dramatic?

Perhaps.

But truth is truth.

I don't think people who spew lies and vile insults

who make threats and try to defame someone's character

should be able to hide under the cloak of

"we are allowed to have an opinion"

There are real threats out there.

Real people who want to hurt Rob and Kristen.

And pretending it doesn't exist

doesn't help anyone.

end rant.

Why do stars fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by?

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of golden starlight in your eyes of Blue...

Because I can't go ONE post without mentioning him.

I adore him.

And T for TOGETHER

Because we all know that Rob and Kristen are together.

We don't need to see pictures of them coming from

their private residence to know that.

We don't need to monitor their every move

and journal their every word for proof.

"It's Obvious"

It has been for years.

They know what they are doing.

Even if you don't agree.

Even if you don't like it.

Even if you would do it differently...

We don't get a say.

And they seem to be doing a great job

all on their own.

Right?

Let's just be happy that they are happy.

That they have each other...

and are in love.

And we can squee over the moments that

they want to share with us...

Because the best is yet to come

and won't that be fine.

Let the twirling commence.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.

Pretty x 2

So we are finally past the Golden Globes.

Thank God.

I don't know why but these award things/public appearances

really take a lot out of me.

I get all nervous flip/floppy about seeing Robert.

Silly... I know.

But it's all about anticipation and anxiety.

That's what intoxication is all about.

And know this...

I'm completely intoxicated with Robert.

So let's get to The Good.

The Bad.

The Ugly.

Is anyone surprised to see Lurker Nick on the Red Carpet with Rob? No.

Robert cleans up nice.

Nice and shiny and pretty.

I like shiny Robert.

Shiny Robert is definitely GOOD.

Rob's hair color was discussed at great length...

Yeah, it's kinda a reddish color.

Rob could probably have blonde hair and still look gorgeous.

Wait.

Maybe not.

I don't know.

Maybe.

I mean... does it matter what surrounds that face?

Does the color of the hair really matter?

Hmmm....

His hair is quite short right now.

He was working on WFE reshoots over the weekend.

And if I haven't made it perfectly clear by now...

WFE Rob is probably my favorite Rob.

Oh Look! Lurker Nick!

So it all fits that WALKING ROB

in WFE mode...

IS ABSOLUTE PERFECTION.

Walking Rob.

You all know how I feel about walking Robert.

Why is that?

I wish I could explain the feeling I get...

when I see him in motion.

I wish.

Maybe if I could articulate my thoughts...

I could actually get a handle on why Robert affects me the way that he does.

So walking Robert?

Good.

Great.

FanFUCKINGtastic.

Robert and his little brother Andrew.

More Good.

Robert and Andrew Garfield.

Again.

They look like brothers.

They got the hair thing...

and the eyebrow thing...

and the tall skinny thing.

And the adorable British thing.

Cute as hell.

And believe me...

Hell is pretty damn cute.

It has to be... right?

I only have eyes for Tom.

More Good.

Well... this picture is all kinds of good.

Kristen.

(Oh how I miss her beautiful face)

Tom.

(I'm embarrassed to tell you how many times I've watched Pirate Radio)

And Garrett Hedlund.

Who happened to be at the Golden Globes last night.

Who happened to be asked about Robert last night.

Who just happened to say that Rob...

Visited the OTR set "a couple times"

Oh yes he did.

But we already knew that, didn't we?

Of course we did.

;)

Not quite Ninja Stew

So where was Kristen Stewart?

Although I was hoping she would pop up with Robert...

We all kinda knew that wasn't going to happen.

I was told that presenters don't get a 'plus one'
Nominees get 'plus one'

I guess room is scarce at the Golden Globes.

It seems a lot of people were there sans their partners.

Not that the GG is Kristen's kinda scene.
But surely...
IF Summit had wanted to do the ULTIMATE PR...
SURELY Kristen would have been at the Summit Table.
What better opportunity would there be to push
Breaking Dawn AND Rob and Kristen?
Oh right.
Summit will PRETEND to fly Kristen to IOW for NYE
just for the ILLUSION that she and Rob are together
But they won't go to that kind of trouble
for a nationally televised award show?
Any way you look at it...

The whole PR angle is bullshit.

May it rest in Foam.

Rumor had it Kristen was in L.A. with Robert...

Did she turn up anywhere?
Remains to be seen.

But as usual...

She is doing her best Ninja-Stew and we may not see her again

until...

The Academy Awards?

It's been talked about.

More Good?

Robert was talked as the star of the upcoming WFE.

I love that.

He seems so genuinely thrilled and excited about this movie.

Brilliant.

He's just bursting with pride.

Reminds me of "Remember Me"

Yes...

Rob said it was 'one of the best' experiences he's had making a movie.

(The bad? Haters jumped on this as some sort of insult to Kristen.)

I cannot tell you how thrilled I am for Rob...
I'm just giddy with excitement to see WFE.
I know I will love it.
I know I will lose my mind.
I know.

I kinda feel like he's all grown up now...
Watching him get better and better before my eyes.
*sigh*

What? Did I say something wrong?

I'm not sure what I can say about Ricky Gervais.

I still love him.

But even I cringed a bit at some of things he said.
And for ME to cringe?
That's kinda saying a lot.
I just kept laughing and cringing...
and thinking there just wasn't enough of him on the show.

The thing about this kind of show...
without someone like Gervais there to keep it down to earth...
it's just another lame award show where
celebrities are telling everyone how great they are.
Yada Yada Yada.

So the Good is Ricky Gervais is funny as fuck.
The bad is that he might not be back next year
because some of the people he introduced seemed a bit annoyed.

Oh and Rob is good.
Rob is ALWAYS good.

Sweet.

I'm not sure there really was much bad to be said for last night.
Rob looked glorious.
I love the tie rather than the bowtie.
I loved the color.

The bad?
We didn't get to see Kristen this weekend...
But that's OK.
Knowing is Good.

The Ugly?
Well.
I could get into the Hyenas.
But I just took a shower...
and I really don't want to get all foamy.

Suffice to say that they seem to think Rob being
at the Golden Globes without Kristen is some sort of sign.
As usual.
And if she had turned up they would have been foaming about that.

Can't win for Foaming.

Heh.

You ever wonder where Rob and Kristen are RIGHT now?
;)

Yep.

This post is brought to you my the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge.
Someone sent me a very sexually suggestive picture of him...
and....
Hot fucking damn.
At least I think its him...
It looks like him.
and I would post it here...
But...
well...
Maybe another day.

I love you, Tom Sturridge.
That is all I have to say about that.

T for TWIRLY!!

Twirly beats Foamy EVERY TIME.

Every.
Fucking.
Time.

Bye for now
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*A special thanks to Real PR Pro for the fascinating info*

Rob and Kristen- DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

TOO FUCKING CUTE.

I mean...

There is just so much cute about this picture.

1) Rob and Kristen are laughing.

It's so damn nice to see them laughing.

2) Kristen's hand is on Rob's thigh.

Robert's hand is holding on to hers.

3) Did I mention how fucking cute this picture is?

See...

Here's the BIG difference between people who love 

Robert and Kristen together...

And HYENAS.

(Sorry... Hyenas are biting and howling... Hard to ignore)

Where *I* am happy because Rob and Kristen are laughing and giggling...

Hyenas are all pissed off and foaming.

I love seeing them spending time with each other...

Hyenas just spend time ripping Kristen apart

Making excuses as to why they are together.

This is the part where I should just ignore the Hyenas.

Because they are seriously chasing their fucking tails

and trying to rationalize their irrational thoughts.

It's not working.

They know it's not working.

They know they are just going around in circles...

Trying to get something that is always just out of reach.

And I should just be happy with scoffing and giggling at them.

Doing my twisting and twirling

(that pisses them off)

And be done with it.

But.

Not today.

It's just too good to pass up.

Heh.

So...

Rob and Kristen are FORCED to hang out together.

First they look miserable together (ALL THE TIME).

Then when they are smiling...

It's because SUMMIT reads the blogs/boards/Twitter

and told them to fucking SMILE OR ELSE!

Rob is pushing Kristen's hand off his thigh...

or Kristen is just all touchy with everyone she meets.

Thomas is always there... HOW ROMANTIC!

Wait...

Kristen was REALLY on a date with Tom!

No...

Rob was really on a date with Tom!

Wait....

It's all just predictable PR!!!

SUMMIT is making Rob and Kristen go out together

to promote a movie that hasn't been made!

WOW!

It's always important to do PR over a year in advance

of when a movie comes out!!

Unless...

I know someone in the 'BUSINESS' I really do...

And they say this is all PR!!!

REALLY I FUCKING KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE!

Of course...

Kristen's "TEAM" is making everyone do this to 

help her tarnished image.

It has roped Robert and Thomas into hanging around with Kristen.

Because no one cares about her otherwise.

And we all know that Robert, Kristen and now Thomas

have signed away their lives to a movie studio!

YES!!!

That makes the MOST sense!

Now we will always have PR to back us up!

No matter what happens...

PR is the explanation!

IT IS!!!

We all KNEW that this would happen.

We knew this WEEKS ago!

(we had to protect ourselves when it happened, right?)

 Kristen is a famewhore.

Robert is just locked into a contract that he can't WAIT to get out of!

It's OBVIOUS he can't stand Kristen.

KRISTEN IS GAY!!!
PING PING PING GOES THE GAYDAR!

Rob is so nice to beard for her for years and years.

Or

Rob is so nice to PRETEND to be with Kristen

for the sake of a movie.

A FUCKING MOVIE!

I mean...

Who wouldn't fucking give up years of their life

to promote a movie that needs little promoting?

Sure sure...

Robert Fucking Pattinson

has decided to not have any kind of REAL relationship with a girl...

He's decided to forgo any romance and love

for the sake of a FUCKING movie.

That's right!

The most eligible gorgeous man on the face of the earth

is willing to FAKE it because some movie studio told him to!

Of course!!

*whew*

That was exhausting.

Truly.

How do they keep this up day after day?

How do they say these things with a straight face?

There is some bitter angry foaming going on right now.

Seriously.

Steer clear of the foam.

STAY AWAY FROM THE FOAM.

I have a feeling if it comes in contact with any body part

It will fucking BURN.

If a hyena whines in the woods and nobody hears it...

Does it make a sound?

A) Robert and Kristen are together because they WANT to be.

The only thing that makes them miserable is the paps who

chase and harass them and say rude things.

B) Take a good look at those pictures.

Hand on thigh.

Big smiles.

Arms linked.

And let's not forget...

HAPPY.

Kristen was all kinds of glowing on Leno.

(No, not pregnancy glowing... sheesh)

She's happy.

Robert's happy.

They are happy TOGETHER.

(if I had a dime for every time I wrote TOGETHER

I might have enough money to pay for rabies shots for the Hyenas)

C) How can you not look at these pictures and smile?

HOW?

If you can't smile... and enjoy the happy...

I feel sorry for you.

If looking at these pictures makes you all angry

and shouty

and bitter

and irrational...

Well...

I feel sorry for you.

"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

Indeed.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *D*

T for TRUTH.

It's looking you right in the face

See it.

Believe it.

D for

DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

As a Blogger I must admit, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked PR at last is dead!

*Munchkin Twirl*

Bye for now

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