Robert and Kristen- Because The Night

So.

It looks like my letter 'E' may or may not be fixed.

I just smushed it back down on the keyboard...

and so far... so good.

And my headache is gone.

Always a positive.

Speaking of positives...

I was watching Jimmy Fallon last night

and Bruce Springsteen was the guest.

He performed "Because the Night"

A song I have always loved.

Patti Smith did a brilliant version of it.

And the song has been going through my head non-stop...

So...

Here we go.

Take me now baby here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed

Come on now try and understand
The way I feel when I'm in your hands
Take my hand come undercover
They can't hurt you now,
Can't hurt you now, can't hurt you now 

 

 

Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us 

 

 

Have I doubt when I'm alone
Love is a ring, the telephone
Love is an angel disguised as lust
Here in our bed until the morning comes
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel under your command 

 

 

Take my hand as the sun descends
They can't touch you now,
Can't touch you now, can't touch you now
Because the night belongs to lovers ... 

 

 

With love we sleep
With doubt the vicious circle
Turn and burns
Without you I cannot live
Forgive, the yearning burning
I believe it's time, too real to feel
So touch me now, touch me now, touch me now
Because the night belongs to lovers ...

 

 

 

Because tonight there are two lovers
If we believe in the night we trust
Because tonight there are two lovers ...

 

 

Because the Night belongs to Lovers.

This post is brought to you by the letters *I*,*S* and *N*

 

*I* for I don't care if they are IN character or not.

On camera or off.

Robert and Kristen are making out 

On camera and off.

That would be Rob and Kristen in each others arms.

IMAGINE what you don't see...

IF you dare.

;)

S for Smitty.

This post is dedicated to my friend.

She's not only beautiful and talented...

but she is kind and sweet and brave.

They can't hurt you now.

and

N for NICE try.

But you will never win.

 

N for Nikki Reed.

What happened to her?

Anyone know?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

TOO FUCKING CUTE.

I mean...

There is just so much cute about this picture.

1) Rob and Kristen are laughing.

It's so damn nice to see them laughing.

2) Kristen's hand is on Rob's thigh.

Robert's hand is holding on to hers.

3) Did I mention how fucking cute this picture is?

See...

Here's the BIG difference between people who love 

Robert and Kristen together...

And HYENAS.

(Sorry... Hyenas are biting and howling... Hard to ignore)

Where *I* am happy because Rob and Kristen are laughing and giggling...

Hyenas are all pissed off and foaming.

I love seeing them spending time with each other...

Hyenas just spend time ripping Kristen apart

Making excuses as to why they are together.

This is the part where I should just ignore the Hyenas.

Because they are seriously chasing their fucking tails

and trying to rationalize their irrational thoughts.

It's not working.

They know it's not working.

They know they are just going around in circles...

Trying to get something that is always just out of reach.

And I should just be happy with scoffing and giggling at them.

Doing my twisting and twirling

(that pisses them off)

And be done with it.

But.

Not today.

It's just too good to pass up.

Heh.

So...

Rob and Kristen are FORCED to hang out together.

First they look miserable together (ALL THE TIME).

Then when they are smiling...

It's because SUMMIT reads the blogs/boards/Twitter

and told them to fucking SMILE OR ELSE!

Rob is pushing Kristen's hand off his thigh...

or Kristen is just all touchy with everyone she meets.

Thomas is always there... HOW ROMANTIC!

Wait...

Kristen was REALLY on a date with Tom!

No...

Rob was really on a date with Tom!

Wait....

It's all just predictable PR!!!

SUMMIT is making Rob and Kristen go out together

to promote a movie that hasn't been made!

WOW!

It's always important to do PR over a year in advance

of when a movie comes out!!

Unless...

I know someone in the 'BUSINESS' I really do...

And they say this is all PR!!!

REALLY I FUCKING KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE!

Of course...

Kristen's "TEAM" is making everyone do this to 

help her tarnished image.

It has roped Robert and Thomas into hanging around with Kristen.

Because no one cares about her otherwise.

And we all know that Robert, Kristen and now Thomas

have signed away their lives to a movie studio!

YES!!!

That makes the MOST sense!

Now we will always have PR to back us up!

No matter what happens...

PR is the explanation!

IT IS!!!

We all KNEW that this would happen.

We knew this WEEKS ago!

(we had to protect ourselves when it happened, right?)

 Kristen is a famewhore.

Robert is just locked into a contract that he can't WAIT to get out of!

It's OBVIOUS he can't stand Kristen.

KRISTEN IS GAY!!!
PING PING PING GOES THE GAYDAR!

Rob is so nice to beard for her for years and years.

Or

Rob is so nice to PRETEND to be with Kristen

for the sake of a movie.

A FUCKING MOVIE!

I mean...

Who wouldn't fucking give up years of their life

to promote a movie that needs little promoting?

Sure sure...

Robert Fucking Pattinson

has decided to not have any kind of REAL relationship with a girl...

He's decided to forgo any romance and love

for the sake of a FUCKING movie.

That's right!

The most eligible gorgeous man on the face of the earth

is willing to FAKE it because some movie studio told him to!

Of course!!

*whew*

That was exhausting.

Truly.

How do they keep this up day after day?

How do they say these things with a straight face?

There is some bitter angry foaming going on right now.

Seriously.

Steer clear of the foam.

STAY AWAY FROM THE FOAM.

I have a feeling if it comes in contact with any body part

It will fucking BURN.

If a hyena whines in the woods and nobody hears it...

Does it make a sound?

A) Robert and Kristen are together because they WANT to be.

The only thing that makes them miserable is the paps who

chase and harass them and say rude things.

B) Take a good look at those pictures.

Hand on thigh.

Big smiles.

Arms linked.

And let's not forget...

HAPPY.

Kristen was all kinds of glowing on Leno.

(No, not pregnancy glowing... sheesh)

She's happy.

Robert's happy.

They are happy TOGETHER.

(if I had a dime for every time I wrote TOGETHER

I might have enough money to pay for rabies shots for the Hyenas)

C) How can you not look at these pictures and smile?

HOW?

If you can't smile... and enjoy the happy...

I feel sorry for you.

If looking at these pictures makes you all angry

and shouty

and bitter

and irrational...

Well...

I feel sorry for you.

"Jealousy is all the fun you think they had."

Indeed.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *D*

T for TRUTH.

It's looking you right in the face

See it.

Believe it.

D for

DING DONG PR IS DEAD!

As a Blogger I must admit, I thoroughly examined it.
And it's not only merely dead, it's really most sincerely dead.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked PR at last is dead!

*Munchkin Twirl*

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- I Love How You Love Her

Yeah, I know...

Intrusive Paparazzi Pic.

But it has Thomas

With a beard...

all scrunchy and cute.

And it has Kristen

 squished up next to Robert

all smirky and cute.

(She is next to Robert, after all... heh)

And last but not least...

It has Robert.

Need I say more?

Didn't think so.

Yes. More paparazzi pictures.

Let's face it...

90% of the pictures we see of Robert/Kristen

are taken by people who stalk them for money.

I've discussed this before...

But I won't go on any self righteous soap box

about using the pictures.

Of course there should be LAWS against how they get some of the pictures.

So.

Yeah.

The double edged sword analogy again.

BUT

The reason I posted the above picture of Robert 

is

because

he

is 

....

....

WALKING!!!

WOOfuckingHOO!

(and lookie there... he still looks annoyed!

And no Kristen in sight. Imagine that!)

Walking.

Anyway.

I'm trying to be all nice and shit today...

(No Foam Talk)

So I won't even venture into the 

PR CONSPIRACY THEORIES!

At least not for today.

Pretty Ridiculous

Pathetic Ramblings

Progressive Rabies

Psychotic Ranting

 

Ooops.

Sorry.

Or not.

Just one thing...

Promoting a movie that hasn't even been made.

That won't be out for another year.

Impressive dedication.

Positively Rolling in the aisles

Robert is TWIRLING!

So much to TWIRL about...

*PUSH*

Indeed.

All the lights are on...

But I'm afraid it is a dim bulb...

So they can't see very well.

And they are SO angry right now.

Damn.

So.

On that note...

I laugh.

Because I'm incredibly giddy and happy today.

Well...

I have been for a while now.

But my face is all smiley right now.

Smile.

Be Happy.

It's more fun than foaming!!!

:-D

This post is brought to you by the letters *R* and *K*

R for ROBERT PATTINSON!

I love him

I love him with Kristen.

I love that he loves Kristen.

K for KRISTEN STEWART!

I love her.

I love her with Robert.

I love that she loves Robert.

And keep smirking...

You have every reason on EARTH to smirk.

I'm smirking with you.

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Get Used To It

Well... here you go.

Robert and Kristen 

Together last night.

And guess what the running commentary is?

Anyone?

"Looks like PR for BD is up and running!"

"They always look SO miserable when they are together!"

"Why can't they just smile for the camera?"

"Oh Rob is trying to block Kristen from the Paps"

"Rob is NOT trying to protect Kristen from the Paps!"

Sometimes all you hear is

BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH.

You see Robert's face in this picture?

GET USED TO IT... OK?

He doesn't fucking like the paparazzi.

He's not going to smile for them.

He's not going to PERFORM for them.

He's going to walk from point A to point B

in the quickest way possible.

Let's face it folks...

The sweet, smiling, charming Robert

who was amazed that anyone would WANT to take his picture

The guy who couldn't believe that people loved him

and not Edward Cullen...

The affable, adorkable Robert Pattinson

who would smile for the paparazzi?

He doesn't exist anymore.

And please...

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

and stop blaming Kristen for Robert looking annoyed.

It doesn't matter if he is with Kristen...

Or Steph...

Or even sweet Thomas...

Let go of 2008/2009 Robert Pattinson.

Really.

Just let him go.

We all knew that things would change.

We did.

It was only a matter of time before Robert

lost his giddy innocence when he is in public.

I know it is hard to do...

Seeing that sweet boy

be replaced by a wary man.

But it was inevitable.

Should Rob and Kristen not go somewhere

because of the paparazzi?

Should they let assholes with cameras dictate their life?

No fucking way.

They have been dealing with this bullshit for 2 years now

They know how to handle it.

It is the price of 'fame' after all... right?

Being hounded like an animal.

Being shouted at like a caged monkey

trying to get you to act out for the camera.

Yes.

It's the price of fame.

But they don't have to like it...

And they don't have to fucking smile.

Looks like fun, doesn't it?

And yet...

People keep screaming about how 'miserable'

Robert and Kristen look...

Looking miserable when you are being hounded and harassed

is a normal reaction.

Smiling would make it more like...

PR.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sorry.

That STILL kills me.

The Pathetic Rant

that the Foamers all fall back on.

Yes.

Summit demanded that Rob and Kristen go out to dinner

and get papped.

"YOU SHALL DO WHATEVER I SAY!!"

Yes.

I'm SO sure it is in their contract with Summit

that they have to hang out together.

"SUMMIT OWNS YOU NO MATTER
WHERE YOU ARE
NO MATTER WHAT OTHER PROJECTS
YOU ARE WORKING ON!"

Yes.

It is the answer to everything.

PR! PR! PR!

"YOU MUST GIVE SUMMIT PR!
WE DEMAND THAT YOU HIDE FROM THE PAPARAZZI

AND TRY YOUR BEST NOT TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED!
WE HAVE A MOVIE TO PROMOTE!!"

"WAIT. SUMMIT GOT CONFUSED.

YOU ARE DOING PR THE WRONG WAY!
WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE ASHLEY AND JOE!
NOW THAT IS PR!
LOOK AT HEIDI AND SPENCER!
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT!

DAMMIT.

BREAKING DAWN NEEDS PROMO NOW!!"

Remember what I said about letting go of 

Robert's sweet public innocence?

Let go of the whole PR thing.

You know it doesn't work.

It never has.

It never will.

LET IT GO.

With Acceptance Comes PEACE.

You know you want to.

Come on...

*nudge nudge*

(Gotta love Maxine)

So...

What have we learned today?

1) I always say that Stupidity should be painful...

And from all the howling I hear today...

It must be REALLY painful.

2) Robert and Kristen were out last night together.

They went to dinner.

Why?

Because they like each other.

A lot.

Like...

Really a lot.

Like...

So much that they are together as much as possible.

Like...

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.

3) Yeah... Maybe Robert and Kristen looked unhappy

in the newest batch of paparazzi pictures.

But guess what?

That is only seconds of their day.

Seconds.

I'm thinking that the rest of their time together.

The time we don't get to see.

The IMPORTANT time...

Rob and Kristen are ALL smiles.

Because that is the time that matters.

Not the a walk from a door to a cab.

3) As much as Foamers would like to believe it...

Robert and Kristen aren't together for "PR".

No studio dictates for YEARS who/what/where

of an actors life.

Doing promotion for the Twilight movies is one thing.

TV interviews. Magazine photoshoots.

Red Carpet pictures.

But traveling out of the country to visit someone on the set

of a movie that has nothing to do with Summit.

Going to concerts...

Dinner...

And spending free time together...

Is NOT promotion.

It's living their life.

Which just so happens to be together.

4) GET USED TO IT.

Used to Robert not being smiley Cedric anymore.

Used to Robert and Kristen showing up all over the world TOGETHER.

Used to the idea that Foamers are ALWAYS wrong...

Yet...

They keep hitting their heads against that brick wall.

Ouch.

See...

Stupidity IS Painful

And although there isn't a vaccine for stupidity..

There is one for Rabies...

HURRY!

This post is brought to you my the letters *F* and *T*

F for Foamers.

They are so angry right now.

I don't see it getting better for them

in the near future.

#SadHyenas

T for TOGETHER!

Rob and Kristen Together Again!

T for TWIRLING!

It's fun to do...

and the added bonus of it pissing people off

is just icing on the cake.

(Yes... we are eating it, too)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Twist and Twirl!

Random Rose

1) HARPER’S BAZAAR’S TWILIGHT COVER NAMED BEST MAGAZINE COVER 

OF THE YEAR IN ASME’S BEST COVER CONTEST, HOSTED BY AMAZON.COM

 

Well... like... no shit?

Robert.

Kristen.

Cover.

Win/Fucking/Win

 

2) I just deleted a huge paragraph about the

generalizations and stereotypes

that we as Robert and/or Kristen fans have to deal with.

How we all get painted with the same lunatic brush

because that small faction of psychos paint in such bright CRAZY colors.

It's one of the reasons I don't discuss Robert

with people outside of the fandom...

I mean... if you don't get Robert's appeal...

No need to go any further.

But also because we get called names like

Twi-hards

Twi- any fucking thing

and it is all kinds of fucked up how Twilight fans are perceived.

Yes.

BOTH sides have the crazies.

Equal lunacy.

Crazy doesn't pick sides...

It's everywhere.

 

And...

 I'm sure Robert wouldn't like to see people

calling his sister names.

Completely lame. 

Why pick on his sister??

WTF?

Kinda like it's lame to call Kristen names.

I'm thinking he doesn't like THAT, either.

Beautiful.

Why is it so hard to believe that Robert wants her?

People keep saying they are separated for months...

But that's not really true... is it?

A couple of weeks... at most.

Robert and Kristen always find a way.

Kinda like... love.

Heh.

That's my Granny Rose saying of the day.

I bet your bowl of stupid is all kinds of bitter... isn't it?

Because from what I have seen this morning...

Some people are VERY angry 

about Robert/Kristen being together the other night.

Nope... no pictures

(That's the nice thing about SoHo Club)

 

But we all know they were there.

Together.

Snuggling and kissing.

Robert smiling that smile that he reserves

JUST for Kristen.

(nudge nudge)

Together.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *G*

G for Goodbye to Syd/Boris/Smitty

Hopefully it won't be for long...

And now let's get to 

TWIRLING!!!!

TWIST AND TWIRL!

Nobody does it better than Robert and Kristen!

*PUSH*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen are Here, There and Everywhere...

Hello again. Hello.

Sorry. Sometimes weird song fragments go through my head.

Not that you would have known that if I didn't just tell you.

But I heard Neil Diamond singing those words...

Sheesh.

So.

I got a lot of reaction to my blog yesterday.

Kind, considerate reaction for the most part.

Thank you for caring.

But I'm really OK.

I know I talk about finding the drama tedious...

And day in, day out... it can wear on you.

But...

The fact remains that it's not MY drama I am talking about.

It's Hurricane Robsten

(and yeah, I still hate that fucking word)

There is such a frenzy...

A ferocious fury...

Surrounding Robert and Kristen.

It's a wonder they can go anywhere

It's a wonder they can step out of their door.

Imagine the whirlwind of their life.

Traveling all the time...

City to city

Country to country

Sometimes traveling hours and hours...

Just to spend a few days.

Imagine not being able to just go out to dinner

or to a movie with your boy/girlfriend...

(Kinda like going out on A date)

Imagine not being able to just act like a normal couple 

when you are out in public.

You can't hold hands

You can't sneak a kiss

And if you do?

It shows up everywhere within hours.

Yeah... I know.

They are rich and famous

They have an incredible life

and they are so lucky.

But they are still human.

They still have feelings... yes?

There is a lot of chatter about where Kristen is...

Because some people swear she has been in NOLA since leaving Argentina

Some have said she was in L.A. until recently

and has finally found her way South...

Lots of chatter...

But no concrete proof either way.

You know how it goes.

Twitters about her being in a restaurant.

Facebook comments about seeing her in a club

or going shopping with her Mom.

Kristen has amazingly been showing up in both cities!

Who knows.

Not I said the fly...

(with my little eye?)

Shit.

I really can't focus today at all.

And dearest sweet Robert.

Well...

He was in L.A. on Sunday...

Hmmm...

He's pretty good at staying out of the public eye, isn't he?

Oh sure...

He pops up here and there...

He isn't invisible after all...

But where will he show up next?

All I know is that Robert wants to be where Kristen is.

How do I know that?

Well...

Robert hasn't whispered it in my ear if thats what you mean...

(although... isn't that a sweet sweet thought)

But it's what Robert and Kristen DO

They keep showing up TOGETHER.

You know?

Kristen flies to Robert.

Robert flies to Kristen.

Robert and Kristen fly together... somewhere.

If you think about it...

(Admit it... you do think about it)

Rob and Kristen aren't ever separated for very long...

Even if it's by continents...

They somehow manage to get TOGETHER.

I figure that Kristen has spent a bit of time traveling

to where Robert is...

So it's only fair for Robert to do the traveling this time.

Will Robert show up in NOLA?

Well...

We shall have to wait and see... 

Won't we?

Wherever they end up...

It will be TOGETHER.

Because that's how it always is.

Here.

There.

Everywhere.

Which reminds me of one of my all time

favorite Beatle songs...

To lead a better life I need my love to be here...

Here, making each day of the year
Changing my life with a wave of her hand
Nobody can deny that there's something there

There, running my hands through her hair
Both of us thinking how good it can be
Someone is speaking but she doesn't know he's there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

I want her everywhere and if she's beside me
I know I need never care
But to love her is to need her everywhere
Knowing that love is to share

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching her eyes and hoping I'm always there

To be there and everywhere
Here, there and everywhere

*****************************************************

This post is brought to you by the letter *F*

F is for Faith.

Love isn't the only thing that is blind.

And a massive 

*TWIRL*

Because you might as well get used to it.

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

*TWIRL*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Countdown Started.

OK.

I feel like I have a lot to say today...

But not enough words

Well...

Maybe not the right words to say it.

What do we got?

1. Some fuckwad in Argentina took a picture of Kristen's passport.

Seriously.

Not only that...

But it was plastered all over the internet.

To what gain, I may ask?

The only picture I saw was the one of the actual fucktard

Holding up Kristen's passport like it was some sort of prize.

I don't get it.

Because whoever that was... is certainly no fan of Kristen's.

But see... it gets worse here, folks.

I was inundated with emails telling me that certain haters

were analyzing the stamps on the passport...

And

Are you ready for this shit?

They were trying to figure out a timeline for Budapest.

Good Fucking Grief people.

Someone's privacy is fucking invaded.

And this is a serious government document

with a lot of personal information on it...

And all you fucking care about is when she got to Budapest?

Yeah... Right.

That tells me 2 things...

That even though I'm sure you justified your fixation on someone's passport

there are no lines you wouldn't cross to prove your delusions.

and

You are beyond DESPERATE.

Hey, maybe you can give the fucktard a call

and he can give you more info...

But wait... he's probably already a member of your club.

So I'm sure he will be easy for you to find.

Nice Robeard.

Yeah, I'm a sucker for beards... what can I say?

I absolutely adore scruffy Rob.

So.

Rob turned up in LA after all!

I guess my sadly strumming the guitar

while petting Jella scenario was the answer!

Hmmm.

While I would have LOVED for Rob to have come down

to whisk Kristen out of Argentina...

It didn't really make much sense...

Unless you are a romantic fool like me.

But I've been told that Rob was taking care of business in LA

And lo and behold... there he be.

And the pictures of him and TomStu?

How fucking cute are they?

I love that everytime Rob goes out without Kristen...

He has Steph and Tom with him.

Now of course...

Foam was rampant about Rob not being with Kristen...

But we already knew he wasn't with her...

Kristen is the one who is working right now

Kristen is the one who has been moving around

Not Rob.

At least not yet.

I don't get why foamers are jumping up and down in glee over these pictures.

Like Rob doesn't do stuff with his agent and his best friend.. a lot?

Is this some sort of victory?

OH MY GOD! ROB ISN'T WITH KRISTEN!

SEE! HE LOVES STEPHANIE BETTER THAN HER!!

Well...

Enjoy the moment while you can.

Because I'm thinking it won't be too long until they are together again.

You know... kinda like Montreal.

You remember Montreal... right?

Right.

Rob flew to Montreal for a few days...

Hung out with Kristen and Tom...

Nuzzled Kristen...

Kissed Kristen...

Then got back on a plane with Kristen...

And spent some time in LA with Kristen.

So yeah...

when you see Robert getting up close and personal with anyone

on a regular basis like he does with Kristen?

THEN we'll talk.

For now?

Make sure you've got those magnifying glasses out so

you can keep studying Kristen's passport stamps

and keep chasing your tail about Rob hanging out

with his agent and his best friend...

Because that's ALL you got.

And when Rob shows up wherever Kristen is... 

Again.

You can always fall back on the oldie but goodie...

PR!

Man. That is some sad shit.

And you know it.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *N*

T for Trust. 

I was right all along.

You live... You learn.

and

N is for NOLA

That is where Kristen is supposed to be.

Working.

How long until Rob shows up where she is?

Countdown started.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen in Montreal?

Well HOT damn!

I'm not sure where to begin.

I'm not sure I can get through this post

because I'm laughing SO FUCKING HARD.

Oh Hyenas... Give it the fuck up already.

Truly.

It Is OVER.

First things first.

I watched the TCA's last night...

Major LameAss Shit.

But...

Robert was there.

Even though he looked bored out of his mind.

And even a bit irritated.

Here I thought he was enjoying parts of the show...

but after watching it...

I see the 'laughy smiley' Robert was only seen

on rare occasion.

Very rare.

Every shot of Rob in the audience looked like someone

had just woke him up.

And say what you will...

But he is NOT the same when Kristen isn't there.

He was somber.

He was probably wondering how many more of

these horrific kid shows he has to endure...

and yes...

Missing Kristen.

As for Miss Ashley?

Hey, I like her...

I really do.

But it was pretty obvious who was trying to make the most

of her opportunity to be next to Robert.

And why shouldn't she?

Ashley knows how to promote herself...

and she knows who to be next to if 

she wants to get in the picture.

Nothing wrong with that.

But she grabbed Rob's arm...

She leaned in for the photo

She made a point to walk next to him.

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

You didn't even notice Nikki Reed was there, did you?

At least not until you saw her sad face on stage.

(Sad or mad... can't make up my mind which)

And that brings us to this.

Heh.

All kinds of bullshit being spewed about this...

and this...

Well. Well. Well.

What do we have here?

Rob's best friend...

Hanging out with Kristen and Garrett in Montreal.

Hmmm.

I had over 200 emails this morning...

And everyone has their 'reasons'

1. Tom has a role in OTR

2. Tom is dating Kristen.

(Amazing how eager they are to jump onto that thought

after a couple of pics together...

But are determined that Rob/Kristen aren't dating

after over a year of pictures together)

3. Tom is there protecting Kristen until Rob

can get there

(um... protect her from what exactly?)

4. Rob will come to Montreal now...

but only to visit Tom... not Kristen.

(Bwahahahahahaha)

5. Tom hates Kristen...

wait...now he loves her.

6. Tom is there because it's PR for Summit...

Um... because he's Rob's friend and he's with Kristen

and Summit doesn't want you to forget 

and I guess Tom is working PR for Summit too!

7. This doesn't mean ANYTHING

So what if Tom is hanging out with Kristen?

They're friends!

(Although just the other day I said he hated her)

8. This SO means that Rob and Kristen aren't dating!

9. Just goes to show that Rob and Kristen can't do

anything without their friends around.

They are NEVER alone!

(You sure about that one, chief?

Do you have any idea where they are right now?)

10. So Rob is just hanging out in a hotel room 

while Kristen is out with Tom and Garrett?

(Maybe he was sleeping. He did seem awfully tired)

11. I hope Rob shows up in London!!!

Heh.

This is some good shit... yes?

The Hyena are in full foam today.

They are acting like this is oh so funny...

*Tee Hee*

Laughing (like Hyenas do) on the outside...

But whining and howling on the inside.

But down deep in their foam filled cavern where their

heart should be?

They are so so so

SO

Unhappy.

You know...

You KNOW it fucking KILLS them to see Tom 

hanging out with Kristen.

Because it is just another reminder of how integrated

how INVOLVED

Kristen is in Robert's world.

That all their fantasies of Tom HATING Kristen have 

been nothing but more delusional dreaming...

So that didn't work...

So now...

Um...

TOM AND KRISTEN ARE TOGETHER!!!

Yeah... That's IT!!!!

Rob LOVES his friends.

He is CLOSE to his friends.

He openly admits how much they mean to him...

How important they are to him...

And they obviously love and support Kristen!

We don't know why Tom is there...

Maybe he was visiting Garrett.

Maybe he likes hanging with Miss Stew...

Maybe he knew Rob was there so he 

decided to drop in and say hello...

Maybe...

He knew Rob would be spending a few days

with Kristen before flying off to London for his Mom's birthday...

and they decided to meet up in Montreal and fly to London together.

Heh.

And ...

Oh yes...

Robert is so there.

Come on.

You know it's true.

Tom and Kristen in one place...

Without Robert?

Yeah... RIGHT.

Rob and Kristen get in and out of airports

ALL THE TIME

without being papped.

They are getting better at hiding...

Remember?

Private airplanes are a wonderful thing.

Where do you think Rob is anyway?

I guess we shall see... won't we.

Come out, Robert!

Come out ...

Come out...

Wherever you are!

This post is brought to you by the letters *R* and *H*

R for RABIES and how it messes with

rational, logical thought process

and causes excessive FOAMING.

H for...

HAPPY!

(You thought I was gonna say Hyena, didn't you?)

I'm happy because I know that Kristen and Robert are happy.

That's a GOOD thing.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

* I hope you can see the sarcasm font...

Not everyone can. *