Rob and Kristen- Surprise!

MIRROR MIRROR

ON THE WALL...

WHOSE THE FAIREST

OF THEM ALL?

KRISTEN STEWART!!!

SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN

is doing pretty good so far this weekend...

and that's just counting Friday.

Yeah... there have been mixed reviews.

But isn't that expected?

But a lot of positive feedback from people

like Roger Ebert...

Who I consider the KING of Movie Critics.

You can't please everyone... all of the time...

but SWATH is pleasing a lot of people

most of the time.

And all those bitter fools out there...

should get used to seeing Kristen look like this.

Smiley

Happy

Content

Because every lie has come back to bite the haters in the ass.

They have been wrong at every turn.

And this handsome fellow is still her guy.

No matter what anyone else wants...

or thinks...

Robert has made his choice

Guess what?

It's Kristen!

So stop haunting her

Nothing anyone says will suddenly make him

change his mind...

It's pretty clear his mind is made up

Stop obsessing over things 

that you can't control.

Kristen wins!

She always does.

Get used to it.

This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for

SMOKING

BOTH Robert and Kristen

have recently talked about quitting.

It makes sense that they would do it at the SAME time....

Doesn't it?

Can you imagine trying to quit and being around someone

who was smoking?

And let's not even go into how it would be kissing them.

I never have smoked...
But I've dated guys who have.

And kissing them was like tasting a cigarette...

without inhaling.

So good for them for trying to quit.

And good for them for doing it

TOGETHER.

S for 

SWATH

GO SEE IT!

(I have to wait until Monday)

But if you can see it this weekend...

DO IT.

I've heard GOOD things

from GOOD people.

S for 

Thomas Sturridge

Need I say more?

And last but not least...

S for

Stupidity

One of my favorite sayings is

"It's a shame stupidity isn't painful"

But I think it is...

That's why we hear so much damn whining

and complaining all the time.

And S for 

Serious

The MTV award show.

I get that some people are upset.

I guess I don't blame you.

I liked watching Rob and Kristen together too.

While disappointing that they won't

be there together...

It's not that serious.

Is it?

I bet the world doesn't end.

(unless he shows up)

(I'm kidding)

(I think)

(Yes, I am)

(Really)

(Nutmeg) 

(Basil)

(Rosemary)

(Get out your decoder rings for that one)

S for

Smile.
Be happy.

Rob and Kristen are!

Until next time

Bye for now

(Still in a trance...)

Rob and Kristen- MTV Kiss Off?

Oh look!
Another DRAMA in the Rob/Kristen/Twilight Fandom!

How do I even describe this fanbase?

Because it's so fractured and divided.

Some hate Rob.

Some hate Kristen.

Some hate Twilight.

Yet... somehow...

They all congregate around the same campfire.

No wonder it's utter chaos so much of the time.

ANYWAY.

MTV MOVIE AWARDS

just recently announced their nominations.

And guess what?

Twilight/Rob/Kristen only got 2!

Can you believe that shit?

Best Kiss - Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart– 

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

Movie Of The Year- The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

Well...

The fandom fucking blew up.

Or is it blew apart?

Or just plain fucking blows.

All of the above?

Now.

I was on Twitter when the nominations were released...

And can I be honest?

It didn't piss me off.

I mean...

Some people were losing their shit over this

Some were laughing.

Some were defending MTV

Some were attacking Josh Horowitz

(Really didn't understand that one)

Some were attacking The Hunger Games.

Because yeah...

They got the majority of noms.

Big surprise.

My thoughts?

Well.

I got some criticism... saying I didn't 'care'

or I wasn't a good fan.

Well. 

Thing is...

I DO care.

I've always admitted that I do.

It's why I'm here.

Still.

After 3 1/2 years.

Just because I don't go fucking ballistic over it

doesn't mean I don't care...

It means that I don't find it worthy of such anger.

But that's me.

You can rant and rave and scream

and write MTV

and vote endlessly for Rob and Kristen 

ALL you want!

That's you.

I don't have a problem with that.

And honestly...

The more I talked to people about it

The more I understood their anger...

(See... that's what normal people do when you

want to understand opposing points of view...

you discuss it rationally.)

I mean...

The MTVMA's were OWNED by Rob and Kristen.

They always won every award they were up for...

We got to see endless cute and adorable moments

that we don't get to see too often...

And let's face it...

Breaking Dawn 1

out of all the movies thus far...

Actually DESERVED these awards.

Rob and Kristen were really good in this one.

So why did MTV take away the public's choice?

Why did they take away fan's votes?

Well...

I'm guessing they want to back the new kid on the block.

The Hunger Games.

And they probably knew that with the rabid Twilight fanbase...

(and I gotta wonder how much of this anger has gotten back to them)

Hunger Games wouldn't stand a chance.

And I apologize if you are a fan of that movie...

I'm not cutting it down...

I actually liked the book and the movie

But again... I apologize...

It's not Twilight.

It's not even close.

Sure... it did better at the Box Office

blah blah blah

I don't care to have a lame competition

comparing the actors and the books...

Because there IS no comparison.

Its just MY opinion.

Twilight touched me in a way NO other book/movie series

ever has in my life.

I know. Right?

I mean...

I'm still fucking here.

And MTV might regret this decision

somewhere down the line...

I think people do underestimate 

the power of this fandom.

And let's try to focus on the positive

They are still up for BEST KISS

and considering how pissed off everyone is...

I have no doubts they will win by a landslide

If MTV hasn't already fixed that part of the show too...

(Shame on you MTV for not having faith

that The Hunger Games could win without your help)

And yeah...

We still have 

Best Kiss

I'll admit it.

If Rob and Kristen actually show up for this show...

I will probably watch it.

Watching them together is rather intoxicating...

isn't it?

The looks... the touches... the smiles.

Yeah.

I will still watch.

And now...

to interrupt our regular blogging

I now bring you something that I think 

will make you feel better.

Well...

It made me feel better.

I don't know what to add to this.

MTV MOVIE AWARDS?

What movie awards??

And where would I be without adding this...

Or this...

Yeah.

I'm a sucker for "English" guys and cigarettes.

Go figure.

This post is brought to you by disappointment.

Yes.

I'm disappointed in MTV.

But from where I stand...

It is only MTV.

One silly award show.

Rob and Kristen have bigger and better things

on the horizon.

So I choose to focus on the stuff in the 

not so distant future...

Because it's fucking bright.

You're going to need shades.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- We Know.

I just feel like smiling...

I honestly don't know where the hell to begin.

I really don't.

SO MUCH happened last night.

All of it good.

Every single word.

Why you ask?

Well...

Because MTV figured out how to have an entertaining show

Let Robert Pattinson have as much screen time as possible

and let him ad lib.

Brilliant.

I will admit that even I was thrown a bit 

by some of the things he said...

It's like his mouth just can't keep up with his brain

Not a bad thing...

But always quite charming.

Oh yes... he's walking...

Let's face it...

Robert has a bizarre, sarcastic sense of humor.

He says things that he thinks are funny...

(and they usually are)

but not always in the right place.

Take for instance...

What he said to Bryce...

"I ripped your head off and now your pregnant!"

I mean...

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh Rob.

Did you see Kristen's reaction?

"What??"

That was mine, too...

I was like... 

WTF did he just say?

And the speech to Reese?

Holy Hell.

I laughed... I cringed

(I mean.. the guy said "I fucked you" on national TV)

But he was so cute...

So endearing.

So sweet.

So earnest.

And Reese saved his ass anyway...

She was cool brilliance in her acceptance...

and she finished off Rob's mangled attempt

as a 'motherfucker' joke.

HAHAHAHA!

Excellent.

But it gets better doesn't it?

Let's go to BEST KISS shall we?

She looks pretty damn happy to me...

Now.

Sure.

I can admit it.

I would LOVE to see Rob and Kristen just kiss.

But you know... then what?

They are actually kinda KNOWN for not kissing...

And I actually thought the running into the audience

and planting a big old kiss on Taylor's cheek

(forehead and hand)

Was rather entertaining.

I know a lot of people were irked

(Isn't irked a great word?)

But its all in the details people.

Did you hear what Kristen said to him

right before he ran into the audience?

"Honey... go get him"

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure she called him Honey.

Probably just out of habit...

And come on now..

Let's not forget what Rob said to her when

he came back on stage and grabbed her...

"I want to take YOU backstage."

Um.

Yeah.

See?

They don't have to fucking kiss onstage.

They don't have to perform for us.

Taking her backstage... heh.

And for once and for all...

They are NOT hiding anything.

Not discussing their relationship...

Not performing for public entertainment...

Isn't hiding.

It's how they choose to conduct their very public relationship

in a non public way...

Do you REALLY blame them for not wanting to share

every fucking moment with the world??

Obviously a lot of people

99% of the Twilight fandom

Know they are a couple.

Even people outside of the fandom can see it.

And now this lame cliched line comes into my head...

"There are none so blind as those who will not see.

The most deluded people are those who choose to ignore what they already know."

I would say GLOWING with happiness...

Truth is fucking truth.

Rob and Kristen were giddy and silly all night long.

Especially Rob.

People were asking if he was drunk or on something...

But I don't think he was.

I think he was just pumped

and happy.

And he IS happy.

That much is certain.

And Kristen?

She was smiling and awkwardly charming.

And oh so happy.

I loved it.

People are always complaining that

if they were a 'real' couple there would be pics to show it

And there are SO many pics...

but when they are put out there...

They are dismissed as meaningless.

Or PR

The ultimate excuse to explain away things

you don't want to face.

I wanna hold your hand... again.

So there were pics backstage...

where a more relaxed Rob and Kristen

were shown holding hands...

and then leaving together.

There were tweets from people at the show...

Who saw them holding hands on stage

(when the lights were low)

leaving the stage...

behind the stage...

There were all sorts of people talking about the after parties

and how close Rob and Kristen were all night...

How Rob never left her side

How they were totally into each other

laughing, dancing, cuddling

So.

Yeah.

If you want to keep denying... that's cool

But don't say that it doesn't mean anything.

Because if it didn't mean anything...

You wouldn't be foaming at the mouth.

And for the record...

Holding hands can be significant in a relationship

Especially when its the same person you are holding hands WITH

Again

and

Again

and Again.

People keep regurgitating the tired bullshit

that Kristen 'clings' to anyone

and

 'I hold hands with friends all the time, doesn't mean anything!'

But see.

The one thing you are missing is consistency.

Rob and Kristen are consistent.

They have been holding hands for years now.

YEARS.

Paris Tarmacs.

Streets of Montreal...

Vancouver...

IOW

Between takes on sets

In taxis

Exiting WFE premieres

and leaving MTV award shows.

And yeah... Rob and Kristen have 'held hands'

with other people on stages and on sets...

But show me anyone else Rob has held hands with...

Kissed

Nuzzled.

Hung out with

outside of work?

Let me help you out...

Its just one girl.

That would be Kristen.

Falling in LOVE for the last time...

Yeah.

This Kristen.

(And didn't she look STUNNING??)

THAT GIRL.

She is the constant in Robert's life.

She is the one who keeps showing up by his side.

She is the one he spends much of his time with.

She is the one whose hand he is always holding.

She is the one he kisses and cuddles.

She is the one who has been constantly in his life

for YEARS.

YEARS.

No one else is his constant.

No one else is sharing his life.

Just THAT GIRL.

Kristen Stewart.

Because not only does she fucking own you...

She owns Robert Pattinson.

His actions speak louder than his words.

And his actions always bring him closer to Kristen.

Always.

Kristen.

Consistently.

Constantly.

Kristen.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for CONSTANT.

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

C for Clueless.

Funny movie

(Paul Rudd saves it)

Shitty way to go through life.

Heh.

And

Green Sheep.

Can't help it.

I do.

Beauty and the Beast?

I had to add this picture of Tom and Sienna.

I mean...

The captions have been 

'Beauty and the Beast'

And while most of you might think Tom's beard

is a bit bushy and beastly

I'm kinda thinking I like it.

As long as he wears those sunglasses.

Those sunglasses make everything better.

Bye for now

Keep TWIRLING!

It's only going to get better.

Rob and Kristen- Are You Ready For Some TWIRLING?

WoW

I've been trying to 'catch up' with all the latest goings-on

And the fervor and fury surrounding a silly award show

has been incredibly entertaining.

Laugh out loud entertaining.

Seriously.

Why are people in such a fucking tizzy over this show?

I mean... from whatever side of the fence you are looking at it...

Why is it such a big deal?

1. If Summit does indeed have MTV in their PR pocket

(and let's face it, who doesn't Summit own? Bwahaha)

And the whole Twilight related awards

are in fact all fixed and just to sell a PR relationship...

Why is there so much damn foaming over it?

If it doesn't MEAN anything...

Why so angry?

Why so bitter?

Why so hateful?

I've read people are boycotting the show!

OH NO!

We can't watch Rob anywhere NEAR THAT GIRL!

"It's ALL rigged and fixed and doesn't mean a thing

but I'm going to vote and vote AGAINST ROB!"

Why would you bother if its fixed?

Hmmmm?

And you call yourself Rob's 'FAN'

yet you vote against him?

YES!

You must save him from the horror of Twilight!

It's up to the Foamers out there

to protect Rob from himself! 

He obviously has NO idea what he wants

and we all know it can't be THAT GIRL!

It just can't!

I won't allow it!

BWAHAHAHAHA!

So many contradictions.

2. And lets say that Rob and Kristen DON'T win the Best Kiss?

Will it really matter in the grand scheme of things?

Really?

Because I'm thinking that it won't.

Oh sure...

It would be 

FanFUCKINGtastic

to see Rob and Kristen win that award

and go up on stage and have a big ol' kiss...

But at the end of the day

Even if they don't win

(although I can't imagine who would beat them)

and even if they do some awkwardly adorable

version of an Edward/Bella kiss...

or if they make out passionately...

Do you think it will affect their relationship?

Do you think that whether they are together

is riding on them winning some silly Best Kiss award?

If they kiss on TV it makes it more real?

What is more meaningful is what happens off that stage.

And sorry to say...

We don't get to see more than a few snippets of that.

And if you think about it...

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

People aren't supposed to have 24/7 access into 

peoples personal lives...

No matter if they are famous or not.

Just be happy that Rob and Kristen are happy.

They are sharing their lives...

(and their puppy)

and they have been making it work for over 2 years.

And come on now...

It's not up to you or me to decide

if they are handling their relationship the right way.

What works for them

is all that matters.

3. Where is Kristen?

Where is Robert?

They have been spotted everywhere the last few days.

Oh yes...

I love how its so believable when people tweet

Rob is anywhere but with Kristen...

But as soon as people start tweeting they are 

walking their dog...

or hanging out...

Well..

THOSE tweets must be LIES!!!

And to be perfectly honest...

Not one of these 'tweeters' have a pic to prove their story.

It has been proven on more than one occasion that people

make up shit on twitter.

People have agendas.

People want attention.

People like to stir the shit.

Go figure!

4. I'm looking forward to tomorrow nights show.

I really am.

Not so much for the kiss

(Come on guys, you can DO this!)

But just to see Rob and Kristen together...

It's been a while.

I mean...

The whole handholding/kiss in the limo at the WFE premiere

was fuck awesome...

Don't get me wrong

But it would be nice to see something else... Right?

Do you think we will get it?

Are Robert and Kristen ready to show the world

that they are really in this for the long haul?

Will they put all their cards on the table?

No more bluffing?

No more trying so hard not to give yourself away...

Just holding hands...

and kissing.

Whatever happens.

Happens.

I think we will be surprised...

Wink

Wink

Nudge

Nudge

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Toronto.

Kristen was there.

Rob was there.

They will be there again.

You don't know

the why.

the when.

the where.

Just know that they are Together...

T for TOGETHER.

people keep trying to analyze 

how Rob and Kristen behave as a couple.

What's right. What's wrong.

Good thing its not up to you.

T for Truth.

You see things your way...

I see the TRUTH.

Robert.

Kristen.

Always end up 

Together.

Because that's where they want to be.

T for Tomorrow

The sun will come out Tomorrow.

Tomorrow is another day.

And it just keeps getting better.

And better.

T for Tom Sturridge.

Shaggy, sexy Tom.

It will always be 

Green Sheep.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

Oh yeah...

Are you ready for some TWIRLING???

Sunday Night Party??

Rob and Kristen- Life is Good

This is for all the ROBsessed out there.

Because quite honestly...

Robert looks beyond beautiful.

I'm SO loving the haircut.

I'm SO loving that he has color to his skin

and isn't that godawful pale white shit.

I'm SO loving...

Just looking at him.

And here's a surprise for all of you...

I'M INTOXICATED WITH ROBERT PATTINSON!

WHO KNEW???

*dripping with sarcasm*

Am I obsessed?

I think I might have been a bit in the beginning...

If by a 'bit' you mean totally overwhelmed.

But I'm better now.

I really am.

Honest.

And OK...

I love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I don't see that changing anytime soon.

Oh well.

Woe is me.

:)

So pretty.

Anyway.

This was sent to me from Twitter:

Smashing story in today’s Daily Mail about West End theatre producers enticing the Twilight star to tread the boards. Stewart has informally met one London producer and director, who presented the 20-year-old star with a list of possible plays. I'm hearing that the producer involved is David Pugh, who put Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. I’d love to know which stage vehicles were considered suitable. I know that Stewart is a terrific actress...

This is ALL kinds of WIN.

Like she shoots...

SHE FUCKING SCORES!

This would be so great for Kristen.

And...

Being in London for an extended period of time...

Robert's favorite place to be...

Where the two of them can exist peacefully

Ah yes.

I'm liking this.

*PUSH*

I was sent this series of pictures.

I guess it was 'behind the scenes' at the MTV awards.

I guess that means off camera?

Anyway.

The person who sent them to me was all frantic.

"Look where Rob is touching Anna!"

"Anna is trying to steal Rob from Kristen!"

Can I just say...

 GOOD FUCKING GRIEF!

Let's look at the pics, shall we?

The above one is first in the sequence.

Anna Kendrick comes over to where 

Rob, Kristen and Taylor are sitting.

Taylor looks happy to see her.

Kristen seems to be concentrating on something

Anna is saying...

OK...

Then there's this one...

Anna is leaning over two people here...

Rob's hand is on her waist...

OH NO!

Well... I'm guessing he is holding her

as she is leaning pretty far over...

Anna is bracing herself on Rob's shoulder...

And while I personally would have been

ALL ABOUT ROBERT...

Anna seems to only have eyes for Kristen.

And then Anna and Kristen hug.

(Not Anna and Robert... )

Awww.

So much shit gets said about Kristen...

But Anna makes a point to come over and hug her.

I guess she likes her?

Color me surprised!

*Still dripping with sarcasm*

Everyone who has worked with Kristen...

Or knows her personally...

Have always had glowing, wonderful things to say about her.

They say she is a sweet girl...

who likes to laugh and have fun.

"who is really fun to hang out with"

So.

Maybe Kristen doesn't share this side of herself

with the public... with strangers.

Maybe she's shy...

Maybe she knows that she will be 

ripped apart regardless of what she does.

So she saves this part of herself...

For the people who matter to her.

For the people who really know her.

Her family.

Her friends.

Her Robert.

Life is good, isn't it?

It most certainly is.

I wonder what tomorrow will bring...

*giddy*

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

*PUSH*