Rob and Kristen- It's a Mad Mad World.

Same shit? Different Day.

Let's all get something to drink

and discuss the recent gossip/news.

Water is good...

Some nice tea

Perhaps a soda?

Of course

If you were seeing the bullshit that I see

You might want a beer

or a glass of wine.

I adore her... I just do.

1. The OTR trailer was released yesterday.

After much delay and angst by all.

Well.. not by me

Because I'm kinda past the whole

"I have to see it as soon as its out" thing.

If I'm online when it's happening

Cool.

If not...

I know it will be waiting for me.

I can't deal with that kinda anxiety anymore

and quite honestly

its annoying being on twitter when something like that happens.

You get a zillion retweets of the same thing

Everyone wants to be the one to break the news.

ANYWAY.

That being said...

I finally did get to see the trailer for OTR

and...

May I say...

It looks fanFUCKINGtastic!

The actors

The music

The clothes and the cars and the sets.

And

Kristen.

AND

Tom.

In one movie.

I can't even begin to tell you how excited for this I am.

Thomas Sturridge? Marry me??

Remember how I used to go on and on

about Robert and cigarettes?

I did.

There is something inherently sexy about a cigarette

in Robert's fingers...

On his lips...

But now?

Oh my.

Oh dear.

Thomas owns me.

There is just something about smoking...

It makes me crazy.

And Tom's mouth.

It's so fucking pouty...

Good Grief.

2. For some unknown reason...

There is some lame talk about Katy Perry.

And Rob.

I've had more than a few people ask me 

what I thought about that.

About what exactly?

Some silly rag magazine

put something on their cover

about Rob texting Katy...

Keeping in mind this same rag

claims Kristen is pregnant

and that her and Rob are married

every other day...

And then some sleazy Pap shouts out to Rob

"You going to call Katy?"

(Don't hold me to the word for word

I only watched the video once...

Under protest I might add)

And supposedly Kristen got ALL upset

and said something like 'Shit!'

and threw her coat in the car.

Really?

Brain Drain

You HONESTLY think that some asshole

yelling about Katy Perry is going to piss off Kristen?

Really??

Because believe you me...

She gets a lot worse shouted at her by paps.

A LOT WORSE.

(More on the paps in point 3)

So please...

Stop fucking looking for drama

where NONE exists.

Katy Perry.

As fucking if.

Now we know why Kristen looked all hot and bothered during those scenes...

3. The Paparazzi.

I know I have talked about this before.

And I will probably talk about it again.

For some reason this latest batch of airport photos

and video 

has made the soapboxes come out

My way is the ONLY way!

You know how it goes by now...

You have the people who think that being hounded

by the paparazzi is part of the job

and not a big deal at all.

You get the people who are so offended by it

they refuse to look at the pictures and videos

(yeah... sure)

You get the people who don't give a shit how the pics

are taken as long as they get to see Rob and Kristen.

I'm not sure exactly where I fall into this debate.

My opinion has changed as I have found out more

about what really goes on.

Just get me out of here...

I look at the pictures.

(like airport pics.)

But I have a hard time watching the videos...

So I usually pass on that.

I try not to post invasive and horrible pics.

Private. Personal.

But that's just me.

I don't go to the rag sites and give them hits.

I don't post the pics on Twitter.

I don't RT the pics...

and I try to police my own behavior

and not worry about everyone else.

I think my opinion really changed when Rob

was chased down and held hostage by the paps

that one day not so long ago...

How many pictures are enough?

Rob was so... sad.

He was like...

Take your pictures and go.

Leave me alone.

And they wouldn't.

And that hit me hard.

It still hits me.

Because the guy behind the camera

didn't fucking CARE

how upset Rob was...

Or that he was pleading for him to just take

the pictures and go...

He didn't look at Rob as a human being.

And that is painful.

There should be a line drawn somewhere...

A line Paps can't cross.

Stay a certain amount of distance away...

Not get in the way of their cars

No stalking private residences and children.

Public moments...

Not personal.

Why is it OK for these people to harass celebrities?

If someone were chasing you around with a camera

and screaming obscenities at you

Surely there is some sort of law against that type

of abusive and frightening behavior?

I don't understand.

I do know that they say horrible things

to Rob and Kristen...

And while Robert easily ignores any slings and arrows

directed at him...

But when he's with Kristen?

That's a game changer.

I fear that someone will say something to her

that will push him over the top...

Or they will get too close to Kristen

And he will protect her.

He will.

I hope that doesn't happen...

Because that's what they want.

But everyone has their breaking point.

They are only human 

after all.

If only everyone remembered that...

Speak No Evil...

4. The Hunger Games contest.

There is always some sort of competition

between some franchise and Twilight.

Always.

I personally haven't read THG

and not sure I will.

It's not a priority with me right now

and I most definitely do not want to get

all involved in some other lunatic fanbase.

Because let's face it people...

There are lunatics in EVERY fanbase.

Before THG 

Everyone was trying to compare Twilight to 

the whole Harry Potter thing.

Why?

Some are so pissed off at Robert and Kristen

being together

that they have to compare the franchises.

Compare Kristen to Emma Watson

Or Jennifer Lawrence.

Why?

It's like they think that if THG out performs

Twilight...

It will somehow affect the relationship between

Robert and Kristen.

Sorry.

Doesn't work that way.

There are going to be movies that make more money

than the Twilight Saga...

And there will be plenty more

that won't.

And guess what?
Robert and Kristen

will remain

TOGETHER.

How can I watch OTR and NOT think of this moment?

And finally...

This post is brought to you by On The Road.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Yes. That's Tom on the left... 

Tom.

With glasses.

**Sigh**

When we will see you again?

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen Love To Twirl (Part 2)

Sorry.

I didn't get a chance to post again yesterday...

I wanted to...

I have a lot to say

(Yeah, I know... shut up)

But let me be honest...

My husband intoxication trumps Robert intoxication.

So our anniversary was lovely and romantic.

Believe me... I know how lucky I am.

And thank you...

THANK YOU

for all the kind words and well wishes on our behalf.

You are a wonderful bunch of people.

Now that I got all the mushy lovey stuff out of the way...

Let's get to it.

These pictures have been analyzed to death.

(The death of NONsense)

I can admit that even though I loved seeing 

Kristen and Robert kissing...

They are somewhat bittersweet.

I love pictures of Rob and Kristen together.

It never fails to make me smile.

But then again...

To read the photographers account of how he got the pics...

"The photographer (his first name is Randy) tells Celebuzz that this is the shot he's spent months working day and night for. "I've been chasing Twilight for the last year and a half. I've been waiting for this shot for a long time ... I knew they were a couple, but you never see many candid sets of them together," Randy tells Celebuzz.
The photos came about when Randy trailed Stewart, Pattinson and Rob's pal (and Kristen's On the Road co-star) Tom Sturridge to a party near Boulevard St. Laurent in Montreal over the weekend.
"They left their hotel around 8:15, and they hopped in a van taxi and they kind of just got out ... and during that 25 seconds, they were just making out and Tom Sturridge was standing there just looking." The photog says Pattinson's recent penchant for hanging out around Stewart was a clear indicator to him that the two were a couple.
"You get that feeling like, 'How could they not be a couple? If I was a couple and my friend was just working on a movie, would I go and sit outside of her trailer for 16 hours? If it was just a friend, I'd go back to London to see my parents or go to Las Vegas with my boys," Randy said."

The man has spent the last year and a half

chasing after Robert and Kristen...

Just to get these pictures.

That is all kinds of sad.

And people wonder why they have shown nothing in public...

"How can they not show affection if they are together?"

That's why.

This is what happens when they do.

But that being said...

A big part of me is thinking that Rob has wanted to do 

this for quite some time.

I think he's ready for the big 'reveal'

and he's done a helluva job up there in Montreal.

He hanging around Kristen like the smitten boy he is...

All goofy smiles and nuzzling and kissing...

Yeah... pretty obvious.

Oh yeah...

I've read all the excuses.

The 3 D's...

Delusional

Desperate 

Denials.

And of course they were out in full force...

But does it matter anymore?

Did it ever really matter?

Not even.

You want to believe the pics were photoshopped?

Go for it.

Maybe Rob isn't really there at all!

Are we sure that is even Kristen in the pictures?

Or wait...

They aren't kissing... it's a hug and a kiss on the cheek!

Kristen is drunk and Rob was just bringing her home.

Kristen hangs on everyone like that...

It means NOTHING.

No... 

It's all staged for PR!

but then again...

My best friends sisters husbands brother is a photo expert

and he said these pictures looked doctored!!!

And you know we don't actually care at all!

IF they are together... we can all enjoy when they break up

(Yeah... that's not insane)

I'm not bothered by this, I have a life!

(cue maniacal laughter)

Rob has been lying to us!

How dare he live his life without asking us

who he can date and who he can kiss!!

Who does he think he is???

*sigh*

I only wish I had made any of those up.

That's how fucked up some reactions to these pictures has been.

I have a lot of thoughts about these pictures.

1. I'm not sure of the sequence of the pics...

In the outside "Kiss" pictures...

Rob doesn't have a hat on...

and he's carrying a bag.

In the inside pics...

Hat... no bag.

Not that it makes a difference in the grand scheme of things...

A kiss is a kiss.

;)

But haters keep saying that Rob just dropped Kristen off 

at her hotel

(You don't honestly believe that they aren't staying

in the same room... do you?)

That he looked miserable or some such shit...

Um...

I don't know what the hell you are looking at...

But wherever Kristen is going?

Robert is following right behind her.

The fact of the matter is simple.

Robert IS in Montreal.

Robert IS with Kristen in Montreal.

Robert was seen laughing and nuzzling with her in Montreal.

Robert and Kristen were KISSING in Montreal.

SIMPLE.

All the excuses and denials in the world

won't change a thing.

so...

GET OFF HIS DICK.

Just stop.

It's out of our control what happens

between these two people.

We don't have a say.

We don't get to vote on whether or not

it's good for his career...

We don't have a right to get angry if they 

don't want to discuss their relationship

or share intimate details of their lives with us.

Why do some people feel Rob and Kristen

OWE anyone anything?

They are living their lives...

They're not lying to us...

They're not fooling us

They are just 2 people who want to be together.

Really.

Just accept it.

WITH ACCEPTANCE COMES PEACE.

Wouldn't peace and quiet be nice right now?

Wouldn't it be great to just enjoy
whatever Rob and Kristen want to share with us?

Robert and Kristen make me smile

(Tom does, too)

I'm happy for them.

I'm happy that they are happy.

That's all it is.

That's all we will ever get.

This post is brought to you by the letters *P* and *D*

P for PEACE

and

 D for 

Delusional

Desperate

Denials

You know...and I know...

You can spew all the bitter foam you want...

But Rob and Kristen are

TOGETHER.

And although I didn't get to do any major twirling yesterday...

I'm all about the Twirl today.

Twirl

Twirl

Twirl

Rob and Kristen are joining us today...

 

Oh yeah...

They Twirl so good!

Remember to smile.

Life is oh so fucking good.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- K I S S I N G

I'm overwhelmed at the moment.

I'm trying to focus but 

"Everybody's talkin' at me...

Can't hear a word they're saying...

Only the echos in my mind."

I have lots to read.

And I'm going to try really really hard

not to respond to the NONsense.

There is no point anymore.

NONsense.com is Obsolete.

Insignificant.

And...

I will post more later.

When I get through everything.

Promise.

 Bye for now.

Robert and Kristen- T O G E T H E R

See...

Every morning when I wake up

before I sign on to my computer and see what has

happened in the world...

I always have such high hopes.

Please... keep the foam out of my email.

Is that too much to ask?

I always contemplate just writing about how

beautifully charming and adorable Rob is...

Or maybe gushing about how incredible Kristen is...

But then the haters have to ruin it.

Like they ruin everything.

You tell me if this isn't CLASSIC Hyena behavior.

1. This is a GORGEOUS picture from @teamrobsten411

She looks beautiful.

Rob looks beautiful.

Tom looks beautiful

2. This fan told her story of meeting Rob...

She asked about Kristen (who was working)

And was thrilled beyond measure about meeting Robert.

3. Immediately the Hyenas smelled a victim.

They circled... waiting for the attack.

They went in with their teeth and claws.

They got personal.

They called her names.

They made fun of her.

And why?

Because thats what Hyenas do.

But also because this fan liked Kristen.

And blew their delusions away that Rob was out

and Kristen was sitting in her hotel room alone.

Other fans came across Rob last night

One thing I don't understand...

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WANT A PICTURE WITH TOM???

I love Tom.

But I digress...

Rob walking with Sam Riley's wife...

Someone's foot is there...

Tom's?

He was cut out of this picture, too?

What the hell?

Anyway.

A few fans were lucky enough to get some pics with Rob.

And yes...

Kristen was working.

But...

Some fan accounts show what happened...

”I did see Kristen too later I walked right by her she was in her hoodie really not in the mood looks like she just finished filming from set of On the Road thats why Robert is here hes visiting her.. theyre soo dating!”

”She was tired you could tell she was hiding behind the hoodie shes not there in that pic that was earlier in the night. Nobody took pics with him after that. “

So yeah...

Kristen and Rob ended up

T O G E T H E R.

Like they always do.

They never stay apart for too long...

No matter where in the world they are...

They always find their way back 

T O G E T H E R.

Now...

I know that some people really want to think

that Rob is in Montreal for any reason other than

wanting to be with Kristen.

Yeah... Tom is there.

And now they are hoping that Rob is there

because of a cameo in the movie?

Or he was there for a photoshoot...

Anything

ANYTHING

But for Kristen.

OK then.

You keep hoping.

You keep on keeping on.

Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you BELIEVE it.

Montreal was the obvious place for Robert to be.

Two of his favorite people are there.

If was never a matter of IF...

It was always WHEN.

And true to form...

Robert showed up where Kristen was.

It's only fair.

She has followed him around the world...

I guess it's his turn now.

This will NEVER get old.

I love how he took off his jacket...

and turned his back to the Paps...

and just fucking went there.

It's kinda the equivalent to this...

 

I love you, Robert Pattinson.

I love you, Kristen Stewart.

#GetOffMyDick

Oh... one more thing

(You knew that was coming, didn't you?)

All this talk about Rob being drunk.

I'm sure the man had a few drinks...

SO WHAT.

He's an adult.

He wasn't driving.

If you had cameras up your ass 24/7

you would have a drink, too...

So get the fuck off his dick.

Again.

This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *M*

H for...

HAPPY ROB IS IN MONTREAL WITH KRISTEN!

M for...

I'm so loving MONTREAL!

Twirl with me, Kristen!

*She is completely adorable*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Twirling with Robert and Kristen

What do I say today?

Well...

I could jump right in and start giggling

at the reactions to yesterdays pictures.

I could point out the absurdity of their desperate attempts

to cling onto their delusions...

But why bother?

It's all been said before.

And it doesn't matter.

Because nothing is ever GOOD enough...

You know?

People scream for proof...

They whine for pictures...

And then when they get them

Well... DUH

They don't prove anything!

It's a never ending bullshit drama.

And yeah...

I'm guilty as hell of sticking my paddle in 

and giving it a good stirring...

But sometimes you don't need to stir

Sometimes you just need to let it simmer...

Yesterdays pictures were awesome.

They were...

Get off my dick spectacular.

But it's not like we haven't seen Rob and Kristen

get all up and personal with each other before.

It's happened a lot.

And it keeps happening.

See...

First it's all about

"Rob won't show up in Montreal"

"How could Rob leave LA and magically show up in 

Montreal without ANYONE getting a picture?

No way. Pics or it didn't happen!"

So then Rob shows up in Montreal.

"Well... it's just to see Tom"

"He's just stopped to see some friends"

Then there are pics of Rob and Kristen

getting all cute and cozy with each other.

"They are surrounded by a ton of people"

"it's just one picture"

See...

Rob could have been kissing Kristen

and it would have been...

"I kiss my friends like that all the time!'

or

"It's not a real kiss unless I see his tongue in her mouth!"

or

"Rob kisses all his friends like that!"

You see what I mean?

There will always be excuses.

It will always be something.

And you know what else?

Let them.

People can believe whatever the hell they want.

I'm totally fine with that.

But it never ends there...

Some see those pictures and get so angry!

So they attack Kristen.

Or they attack Rob...

That's what annoys me.

Anyway.

There's talk that Rob won't be going to London...

That he will be going back to LA for meetings.

Hmmm.

I thought he might jet over for his Mom's birthday...

But I guess his parents and sisters

were just over here for an extended amount of time

during the Eclipse junket...

So maybe he's got other things going during his off time.

Or maybe he will just go at a later time.

Or maybe he will just take care of business...

and get back to Montreal.

Looks like Rob and Kris can get around pretty well there...

Oh and another thing...

(Yeah... I do that a lot don't I?)

So much bullshit chatter about how Rob

didn't go to Montreal UNTIL Tom got there.

Um.

Rob was working... and then did the TCAs

so he pretty much got there when he could.

And how does anyone know when Tom got there?

Because there was a picture of him and Kristen?

Kristen has been able to get around without getting papped

(Until the set pics...heh)

I'm guessing Tom can move around just as easily.

CLING!

And that brings us to the biggest clings.

Of course whenever there is a picture

of Robert and Kristen getting close.

Getting personal.

People scream "THE PIC IS FAKE! IT'S BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED"

I mean... I can't even repeat the complete and utter bullshit

that was spewed on the pictures from yesterday.

(And I won't go into the whole PR! PR! shit)

Seriously.

For example...

It was really a picture from Remember Me

when Rob was talking to EDR

and they took EDR out... put in Kristen

and changed Rob's clothes...

and his hair...

and ...

and...

(and I'm not making this shit up,

That's the scary part)

CLING!

And last but not least.

I was sent this photo from the MTV Movie Awards.

Someone was screaming at me 

telling me that Rob is smiling the EXACT SAME WAY

at Anna in this picture

as he is smiling at Kristen...

Well...

Rob is a smiley kinda guy, isn't he?

And I never said he doesn't smile at anyone else.

I just said it's different with Kristen.

And I stand by that.

It's something in his eyes...

But

Anna is saying something to Robert...

They are on stage...

See... this is what someone looks like

when they are trying to hear what someone is saying.

And I love Anna Kendrick...

I think she fucking rocks...

But cling as much as you want...

The fact remains...

1. Rob is forehead to forehead with Kristen in the picture.

It looks like he is going in for the kiss...

(And tell me... is there a picture of that...

somewhere... out there?)

Anna and Rob?

Side by side.

(And did you notice whose shoulder

is touching Rob?

Exactly)

But seriously...

Keep digging through the 1000's of pictures 

and maybe you can find another one

where Rob is smiling at someone

and has his head close to theirs

as he listens to what they are saying.

2. Rob has a lot of friends.

It seems that everyone who knows him

only has wonderful glowing things to say about him.

I dare say that quite a few of those friends are females.

Does Rob smile at these female friends?

Of course he does.

Like I said... he is a smiley laughy kinda guy.

But

When Anna or anyone else for that matter...

Shows up with Rob in Budapest...

London

NYC

IOW

All over LA

and now...

MONTREAL

and we get that smile?

THEN I will believe he is with Anna.

Or anyone else.

But so far?

It's only been Kristen Stewart.

Our beloved beautiful Kristen.

It's always Kristen.

Think about it.

Or make up excuses and cling.

Whichever.

This post is brought to you by the letters *D* and *K*

D is for 

Delusions

Denials

Desperation

And K is for

KRISTEN!

Because she is obviously what Robert wants.

and 

KISS!

Because you know it happens...

All the fucking time.

 *Twirling with Kristen*

She's pretty fucking good at it, too.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Nuzzles Kristen On The Road

So it's true.

Friday the 13th is full of bad omens...

Bad luck.

I guess the Hyenas ate some black cats?

Because this has been one unlucky day for 

the rabid, flea-bitten scavengers.

Oh lookie here!

Rob turns up on the OTR set.

so...

HE IS IN MONTREAL after all...

Well.

Well.

Well.

But not only that my friends...

No No No

Not only that...

It seems he is seen hanging out with his 'good friend'

Again.

You know... because friends always hang out on sets

of their friends.

Hell, Rob has nothing better to do.

Hmmm...

Yeah.

I've heard all the bullshit excuses.

The best is

"PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"

to

"THE PICS DON'T MEAN ANYTHING!"

Really?

So much for 

"Rob NEVER visits Kristen on set...

she is the one who follows him around like a lovesick puppy"

or 

"Rob ALWAYS looks miserable when he's around Kristen"

Oh of course...

Rob is only there because Tom is there.

Or to promote... something or other.

I mean...

Robert is completely owned by Summit doncha know...

And he has absolutely no free will...

and no free time to do what he wants.

Unless that means he would actually 

WANT to hang out with the person that he

ALWAYS

wants to hang out with.

That would be Kristen Stewart.

Miss Stewart if you're nasty.

(Or are foaming at the mouth)

Look at his face.

Forehead to forehead.

He's nuzzling her.

He's smiling SO fucking big.

And no, it's not a concert so the music isn't

making him get so damn close...

The boy is SMITTEN.

With a fucking capital S

And that rhymes with MESS

And that's what the Hyenas are in.

A big heaping denial mess.

Because you know what?

It doesn't fucking work anymore.

OK, to be honest, your lame ass attempts

at rationalizing why Rob and Kristen were together

NEVER worked...

But seriously...

Just stop now.

IT'S FUCKING OVER.

And so are you.

GET OFF MY DICK, MOTHERBITCHES.

Oh...

And to say that Rob is visiting Kristen to promote

Edward and Bella's wedding anniversary?

The foam has finally taken over what was left

of their brains.

Seriously.

And people are willing to BELIEVE that?

JFC

Yes they are laughing hyenas...

They have to act like it doesn't bother them

They have to pretend to be "OK" with it...

Because that is what delusion is.

A fixed false belief that is resistant to reason or confrontation with actual fact

But while it might sound like they are laughing...

They are choking on it.

It's going down hard and sharp...

It hurts.

And most of all... it's BITTER.

All I have to add

Is something big is coming.

You can taste it in the air...

FEEL it.

Oh yes...

Something is afoot

Watch for it.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *R* and *K*

Because Rob and Kristen are together.

Again.

Where they always end up.

Together.

Because that is where they want to be.

Oh and some major TWIRLS

Even Kristen is TWIRLING

Why wouldn't she?

She's got it all.

Lucky Girl.

Peace and Happiness to Rob and Kristen.

You both deserve it.

And you found it with each other.

Be Safe.

Bye for now

♥♥♥