My Favorite Things...

Raindrops on Roses

And whiskers on kittens...

Parking lot strutting

And looking all Smitten.

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in red dresses

Or wearing sunglasses

Kristen made up with a ton of eyelashes...

Silver white winters that melt into springs.

These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites

 When we want rings...

When I'm feeling sad...

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad!

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This post was brought to you by the letter P
(and no... I won't bring up THAT word today)

P for positive.

As I'm Positive its not over

for Rob and Kristen.

(Far, far... FAR from over)

P is for 

Practicing what you Preach.
You might want to listen to your own advice.

I've never seen so much hypocrisy 

in my entire time in this fandom.

And that is saying 

a whole fucking lot.

And P for
Pretty fucking wonderful.

I adore him.

Until next time...

Smile.
It's going to be OK.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Twirls and Tortilla Soup

Some Kind of Wonderful.

I'm in a great mood today.

And why shouldn't I be?

All is right in my world.

My family is happy and healthy.

I'm happy and healthy.

(Shut up. I'm not crazy. Much.)

The sun is shining.

The birds are singing.

And as usual...

Song lyrics pop into my head

Aint nothing going to break my stride

Nobody´s going to slow me down
Oh no, I have got to keep on moving
Aint nothing going to break my stride
I am running and I would not touch ground
Oh no, I have got to keep on moving 

 

Not sure why this particular song.

But it's kinda how my brain works.

Anyway.

We had a good weekend in Rob/Kristen land.

Glorious Rob all shiny at the Golden Globes.

Gorgeous Kristen all pretty in Vogue.

And seriously...

The pic above

Rob.

Dressed to Kill.

Sunglasses?

Well... that put me over the damn edge.

That last little shove...

and I'm falling.

Falling.

Falling Fast.

You are so beautiful...

Vogue released some outtakes of Kristen.

(Don't even get me started on THAT word again)

Stunning.

Literally (Lit-trelly) she took my breath away.

There were a lot of beautiful pictures...

But I choose my two favorites

Simply Stunning.

The pictures speak for themselves...

They don't need my inadequate words to try and describe

how incredibly breathtaking Kristen is.

So what else.

Hmmm.

Of course there was lots of bullshit drama.

As usual.

I had someone do this huge 'twit-longer' scolding me

because I guess I'm not allowed to have an opinion.

"Stop it, Rose! This must end!"

Or something like that.

What do I say to that?

Heh.

I realize a lot of people either don't like 

WHAT I say...

or

HOW I say it.

I  get it.

But I still find myself sitting here thinking about how

they came across what I had to say in the first place.

I can guarantee you that I didn't chase them down

and shove my opinions down their throat.

And I don't post my thoughts and feelings about this stuff

anywhere else but here. 

On my blog.

And I don't personally attack any one person.

I don't name names...

I don't follow people around the internet and harass them.

I don't wish harm or pain on anyone.

Yeah...

I talk of Hatesten

and Hyenas

and Foaming

(Oh My)

It's a pretty broad (and intentionally vague) approach.

But as I have always said

IF you feel like I'm talking about you?

That's YOUR deal.

If you get defensive and angry at my words...

Then I guess they hit a sore spot.

Yes.

And because it's one of my favorite sayings

and I haven't written it in a while...

Do you think these shoes would fit?

If the shoe fits... Slide that bitch on.

So some random thoughts.

(And stop reading if you just want sunshine and lollipops.)

1. Rob was sick a the Golden Globes...

Poor baby.

He didn't LOOK sick by any means...

but he was coughing and wiping his nose

and he mentioned in a couple of interviews that

he felt pretty lousy.

Don't you just want to hug him?

I hope he got a nice hot bowl of Tortilla soup

when he got back to his house...

Sounds like it would be truly hit the spot.

;)

I'm kinda missing the red plaid shirt. And Tom.

2. I asked one simple question last night on Twitter.

"Has Kristen gotten back to Baton Rouge yet?"

That was all.

I got a bunch of 'Shit stirring'  responses.

Is that what I was doing?

Hmmm.

My @replies were filled with a blurb on facebook

claiming to have seen Rob and Kristen at BR private airport.

That's all I wanted to know...

That Kristen and Robert made it back

Safe and Sound.

When did concern about safe travels become fodder for drama?

Is that all it takes now?

A question of someones safety and a twirl?

Good to know.

3. Oh man.

This cartoon.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So the hyenas wolves have been the Sheep all along!

Perfect.

There's really no mystery at all.

4. The mysterious blonde is back!

Oh dear.

Why does it always have to be a mysterious blonde?

Can't it be mysterious brunette?

Or better yet...

Mysterious Redhead?

Yeah, I get that Ted likes to stir the pot...

and I even get that he made sure to point out

that 'Robsten' (I still hate that word) is fine and dandy.

(Did anyone REALLY need his assurance about that? No.)

But really...

Why is it any female in Robert's vicinity is automatically his secret woman?

Why is it that some people blow a fuse everytime Rob 

is near anyone that isn't Kristen?

Why Chuck.... Why?

JFC

The moaning and flailing because Kristen isn't attached to Rob 24/7

gets to be a bit much, don't you think?

And the instant hatred and attacks on any female who dares

to look at Rob or be in close proximity?

RIDICULOUS.

Stop it.

Please.

What do you think he is saying to her?

5. And why is it so much easier for some people

to believe that Rob has been in a secret relationship with 

some non-existent mystery woman...

Than someone he spends as much time as possible with?

Who did Rob visit in Montreal (more than once)?

Kristen.

Who did Rob snuggle up to?

Kristen.

Who did Rob kiss on the street?

Kristen.

Who visited Rob on the set of Bel Ami and WFE?

Kristen.

Who grabbed Rob's hand in Paris?

Kristen.

Who has had her hand on Rob's thigh on multiple occasions?

Kristen.

Who has been seen with Rob on repeated dates

going to concerts and dinners?

Kristen.

Yet.

She's not the one who is with him.

Do you see how fucked up that logic is?

This is simply Rob and Kristen kissing on NYE.

This picture was taken less than 3 weeks ago...

3 short weeks.

Rob.

Kristen.

Together.

Kissing.

Explain to me again how quickly someone can forget this?

(Or try to convince themselves it never happened... hahaha)

How they can just ignore what is right in front of them...

and focus on some ridiculous bullshit drama?

Well.

Final Thoughts.

Hypothetically speaking...

Let's say Kristen went to L.A. with Robert.

He wanted her there with him.

She wanted to support him.

(Hypothetically hanging out with Tom?)

Robert wasn't feeling too good...

But he did his job...

Smiled for the cameras...

He had his moment.

Rob deserves to have his moment without all the fuckery

That always seems to surround him.

The moment was for WFE.

The moment was for Robert.

It was a good moment.

Happy. Together.

Needy, insecure 'shippers' are sometimes worse

than Hatesten.

Because they don't seem to have any faith

in Rob or Kristen.

One minute they are gloriously happy at a picture of them together...

Only to lose their minds because Rob is seen without Kristen.

Doesn't your self inflicted emotional roller coaster tire you out?

It's tedious.

Look.

See.

It's ALL there.

Right in front of you.

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

I like the letter T.

T for Tom.

Whom I miss so much.

T for Take a breath and calm down.

You don't need constant reassurance.

You don't.

Have some faith.

Have some trust.

You will not get 24/7 affirmation.

But you get more than enough.

T for TWIRL!

It's fun...

you should try it!

If you think I look good now. You should see me TWIRL!

 

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- Under My Skin

Random Rob Rose

"I've Got You Under My Skin. I've Got You... Deep In The Heart of Me."

*Deep Rob Breaths*

Yes.

Rob. Rob. Rob.

I'm really trying to even out my Rob breathing.

Why, you Rob ask?

Well... There was a 15 second Rob teaser trailer for WFE Rob released.

15 Fucking Rob Seconds

And my life Rob seems to have lost focus.

Unless it's Rob appropriate to just focus on

Robert Pattinson.

Rob Rob Rob

Because after seeing Rob those mere seconds Rob of the movie...

My brain Rob just seems to go around in Rob circles

Rob circles.

"So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me..."

I mean, Rob seriously...

LOOK AT Rob HIM

What am Rob I supposed to do with Rob all of THAT??

Tell Rob me.

I've never... Rob

Ever

Felt so Rob out of control.

Why now?

Rob Rob Rob

Why this movie?

Why Chuck... Rob Why?

"I've got you under my skin."

He's so Rob handsome.

Gorgeous.

Beautiful Rob.

I'm not exactly sure Rob what it is

that is affecting Rob me so deeply...

Is it his short Rob hair?

Is it Rob the suspenders?

Could it Rob be the chain around his neck?

Rob Rob Rob

I'm not Rob sure.

I just know Rob that I can't stop thinking about him

I can't Rob stop looking at him.

I can't stop.

I'd tried so not to give in. I said to myself, "This affair never will go so well"

Maybe Rob I've just missed Robert.

Maybe I've would have Rob latched onto any pictures...

Although it's Rob hard to believe that Rob could look any better.

 Maybe I'm just Rob looking forward to seeing Rob outside of Twilight.

I love the thought of Rob him stretching his wings...

Flying up and Rob beyond Edward Cullen.

Showing the world what Rob else he is capable of.

But why should I try to resist when, baby, I know so well... I've got you under my skin

I'm looking forward Rob to seeing him work with other actors.

Oscar caliber Rob actors...

Whose very presence Rob elevates Robert's performance.

And honestly....

Rob Rob Rob

What's not to Rob like about Reese Witherspoon?

I Rob adore her!

She's not only Rob a fantastic actress...

But she is beautiful Rob and charming.

I can't wait Rob to see them together onscreen.

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

I just Rob wish we didn't have to wait until April to Rob see it.

I'd sacrifice anything come what might, For the sake of havin' you near

You are Rob probably wondering if I have anything Rob else

to talk about Rob today.

Well.

Rob Rob Rob

I'm not sure.

I'm highly Rob intoxicated Rob right now.

On a scale of 1-10...

It's off the damn Rob scale.

I can Rob admit it.

It's almost like Rob he is evading my every thought today...

Like Rob I can't go even a few Rob seconds 

without thinking Rob of him.

That's Rob Intoxication!

In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night... And repeats, repeats in my ear

What else Rob is there to talk about?

Let's see.

I've heard that BD wraps Rob soon.

That they Rob will be able to leave on the 23rd.

So does that leave Rob time for London?

I'm guessing Rob will want Rob to get home for the Holidays.

But of course Rob there isn't anything Rob stopping his family

From coming Rob to the States for Christmas, either.

It really doesn't matter Rob where they end up.

I just hope they find a Rob way to spend their time together

without people stalking or Rob harassing them.

Yes, I've got you under my skin...

And is this Rob picture to die for?

Robert holding a Rob baby?

Seriously.

Rob Rob Rob

How much more Rob can one person take?

WFE

and Rob babies.

I guess it really is the Rob season to be Jolly!

This Rob post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for Robert

You may or may not Rob have noticed that

he has Rob infiltrated my every thought.

I'm Rob OK with that.

R for Rose

I'm turning a Rob page today.

I've decided to focus on Rob the positive.

The happy Rob twirly side of things.

I'm tired of the bullshit 

So I'm wiping it off my shoes.

Happy

Rob Rob Rob

Twirly

Rose

The Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day

Bye for now

Kristen and Rob (Pattinson, Kristen's Boyfriend)

I'm Falling in Love for the Last Time...

Well.

It has still been pretty quiet on the Rob/Kristen front.

We really haven't seen them together or separately in quite some time.

I don't even remember the last time I saw Kristen...

I miss her.

Anyway.

When it's quiet like this...

I can usually go to my email/DMs without much trepidation

I mean...

Outside of the little dramas here and there

Not much is going on.

So color me surprised at the amount of email I received

about Reese Witherspoon!

I know I covered an interview she gave in yesterday's post

But this...

Oh this is too good to pass up.

Let's open up my mailbox... shall we?

Remember names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Spelling has been corrected as well.... to protect us from the stupid.

The idiocy remains the same.

Oh... and I know this is all GRINCHY of me

for this time of year...

So put on your sarcasm glasses...

or stop reading right here.

Email #1

HAHAHAHAHA Stupid Sheep! Eat shit and choke on what Reese Witherspoon said in her E interview! She is totally making fun of you sheep! She brings up Brazil and being pregnant!  HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reese is a NONSENSE! She hates you! Reese is so much better than Stewl and you know it!

No Love - Nonsense and PROUD of it!

Email #2

Who's twirling now, Bitch? Reese Witherspoon put all you pathetic Sheep in their place! It's pretty obvious that Rob and Reese have talked about all the crazy he has to deal with, so Reese decided to stick up for him and call out the sheep! Too bad you won't see it for what it really is. Reese is a NONSENSE! Suck it.

- Pointing and Laughing

Email #3

Hi Rose! I just wanted to tell you how much I love your blog! I find it hilarious that you call out all those crazy foamers on a daily basis. Me and the girls at work always make a point of reading your blog on our break and we love how you always seem to know how we feel! Thanks so much for being in the direct line of foam for us. We love you!

- Honorary Roselanders

(Come on... I have to put in a good one, too!)

You So Crazy!

Oh my.

I'm not sure when it became a competition between Reese and Kristen?

I happen to like Reese a lot.

I thought her interview with E was pretty amusing.

So her making fun of the hoopla around Rob somehow 

equates to her bashing people who believe in Rob/Kristen?

And it somehow means that Reese 'knows' that

there is no real romance between Rob and Kristen?

How does that work again?

Oh right.

It doesn't.

Unless you have rabies.

Which I don't.

That would be the ones foaming at the mouth over... 

Well...

I'm not sure what.

You Believe... What???

Somehow the foamers lost what was left of their minds

when the interview with Reese where she said

"Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend) is really sweet, too."

Of course it was ALL LIES.

Because not only would that mean Reese thought Kristen was sweet...

But it also meant...

and this one breaks their foamy hearts...

that Kristen was indeed on the WFE set.

 Yeah.

So let's take the completely innocuous "E" interview

where Reese Witherspoon is joking about the

frenzy that surrounds her co-star 

and twist it into some sort of 'sheep' attack.

Because I'm SURE Robert confided in his co-star

about his personal life and decided to share

his feelings with her in hopes that she would come out

and defend him in future interviews.

Sure.

That makes perfect sense.

You're right.

REESE IS A NONSENSE!! SHE IS! PR! PR! *chokeFOAMchoke*

My thoughts?

Well...

That's what I do here after all.

1. USA TODAY is a respected Newspaper.

It's not a gossip rag.

No, they didn't throw in the

"Kristen is very sweet" line

because they are on Summits and/or Kristen's payroll.

Believe it or not...

People who have actually MET Kristen

have only nice things to say about her.

That includes Ms. Witherspoon.

Who met Kristen.

On the set of WFE.

You can interpret her 'E' interview any way you want to...

But her saying that Kristen is very sweet

doesn't need deciphering.

Pretty straightforward.

Heh.

2. Reese, Rob and Tom are all members of NONSENSE now.

Right.

Does believing that somehow make the foam...

less bitter?

Somewhere out there 

are a handful of lunatics

who actually believe that people read their rants

because they have any significance whatsoever.

As fucking if.

It would be because...

Crazy people are funny.

Crazy foaming is hilarious.

And watching the upcoming

FOAM EXPLOSION

will be entertaining as hell.

And believe me...

That will be some funny shit.

So by all means...

FOAM ON

and...

They. Actually. Think. Their. NONSENSE. Matters!

 "I'll Be Tome For Christmas"

This post was brought to you by the letters *B* and *F*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

and 

BITCHY!

 

I can't help it...

Sometimes it's just too easy to laugh

at other people's stupidity.

AND

F for FOAM (of course)

They keep trying to keep it contained.

But the foam is oozing out of all the cracks...

And there are a LOT of cracks.

A Lot.

It's gonna be messy!

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Falling in Love at the Movies.

So ECLIPSE was released on DVD today.

Did you run out and get your copy?

I didn't.

Oh... I have mine ordered...

But the whole 'midnight' release thing isn't my cup of tea...

Nor is going to Target on a Saturday morning.

I'm kinda lazy that way.

Yeah, I probably won't get my copy until Monday...

But I'm OK with that.

I've watched Eclipse so many times already

the only thing I'm anxiously waiting for is listening

to Robert and Kristen giggle and flirt 

and have inside jokes on the commentary.

Indeed.

It's kinda weird to see how much the characters have changed

since Twilight.

Especially Jacob... Thank God.

I guess outside of looking a bit older

Bella looks pretty much the same.

But Edward.

That first Edward...

That was the picture of Rob

where I KNEW that he was going to be close to *my* Edward.

It's still my favorite, I think.

I'm kinda grateful that I read the books before the movie came out.

And that I have a version of Edward in my head...

A version that I see whenever I read his words

Whenever I imagine him in my mind.

I like that he is mine...

and I don't have to share him with anyone.

Robert does come close though...

So very close.

Yes... We actually get PAID for doing this ;)

Just thinking about the movies makes me

realize how much my Twilight obsession has waned.

Twilight was ALL consuming for me.

I saw it 3 days (out of 5x) in a row in the theater.

I couldn't stop just STARING at Rob.

I watched it online almost everyday there for a while.

I KNOW!

I mean...

I couldn't get enough of it.

When it came to buying the DVD...

I ended up with three copies.

Of course some of the blame lies at Summit's feet for 

letting everyone and my grandmother have their own version.

Thinking back...

I'm sure it was the fact that Edward was going to be 

someone I could now watch... instead of just imagine

that made Twilight so intoxicating for me.

That the world that Stephenie Meyer created

would actually come to life.

It was endlessly fascinating to me.

My stomach does flip-flops just remembering how I felt.

I love you, Kristen... I mean Bella!

Then came New Moon.

Yes, I was still interested

(I always will be... let's face it)

I was eager to see Edward and Bella actually share

some real intimacy...

the one real complaint I have about Twilight.

But...

After seeing it the first time in the theater

(and this time it was only 3x)

I remember driving home and thinking...

that I felt differently about this movie.

That I didn't get that flip-flop in my stomach...

that it wasn't the same.

I don't care about any wig... you always look beautiful.

And finally Eclipse.

(Damn "E" key is still broken... I should do something about that)

Eclipse.

My favorite book of the series.

Edward and Bella

Bella and Edward.

And oh yeah... Jacob.

I love this movie.

I saw it 3x in the theater

and look...

I know 3x is nothing compared to the people 

who saw it a zillion times.

But 3x for me... is a lot.

There were a couple of scenes that bothered me

(Yes, the motorcycle scene was ridiculous)

It was good.

But still...

I think the bloom is off the 'rose'.

Heh.

Well... silly pun but true.

Once I knew how Edward would look onscreen...

Once I got to meet Bella 

and the Cullens...

And see Forks High School...

That anticipation was gone.

The flip-flop.

And of course we have been saturated with all things Twilight

for over 2 years now...

That might have a play in my feelings.

Who knows.

Needless to say

(and of course I'm going to say it anyway)

I still love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm still intoxicated with him.

Maybe just not Twilight as much.

I doe no.

(inside joke)

Of course I'll marry you!!!

So in parting...

A few thoughts.

1. Enjoy the hell outta Eclipse.

I look forward to getting my copy.

But I think I might just wallow in Twilight this weekend.

2. The best part of the movies to me?

A. Edward was brought to life.

B. Rob and Kristen fell in love.

3. Outside of the Eclipse release...

News has been painfully... absent.

Now I just sit and wonder

when Rob and Kristen will make their way to London

for the holidays.

It's been a while for Rob.

You know he needs to go back there.

You know he needs to be with Kristen.

I guess we shall see what happens... and when.

:)

I love you like Rob loves Kristen...

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for ECLIPSE!

E for eeeeeeeeeeeee

Everytime I try to fix my broken 'e'.

I actually thought I did it...

But that sucker keeps popping off.

E for Edward

I love a fictional character.

Seems weird to even admit that...

But I do.

A lot.

And I will be forever grateful

because Edward brought me to Robert.

And I love him... too.

" Love Begins At Tome."

Bye for now

♥♥♥