Dear George and Rob and Kristen

I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Hi George--

I'm sorry I haven't written in a while... but you know how it goes.

I always have good intentions of writing to you more often...

I really do.

But I just don't have as much free time as I used to.

Remember when I used to post everyday?

I know.

I can't imagine doing that now.

Especially now that we are now in the beginnings of a drought.

I think I see Rob...

This fandom is pretty funny when it comes to droughts, George.

I mean...

Rob can not show up for just a few days

And people are throwing themselves off the highest building.

And I know I always try and talk a good game, George...

I act like I want some down time

Like what's good for Rob and Kristen

is exactly what Rose wants...

Yeah.

Right.

Is it selfish to 'miss' them?

I'm not sure.

But I do... just the same.

Hey there... You with the stars in your eyes...

This fandom is so greedy, George.

Nothing is ever enough.

No matter what we get a picture of...

There will always be complaining.

It's not clear enough.

Its not close enough.

They aren't smiling enough

They aren't touching enough

Enough.

Will anything ever be enough?

No.

I'm afraid it will never be.

It's part of the reason that Robert and Kristen

have decided to not share their relationship with everyone.

Where does the sharing end?

How many interviews...

How many pictures...

How much is enough?

It's better to please each other

and live their life the way they want to live it.

You know how the song goes, George...

"But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see you can't please everyone so
You got to please yourself."

Sounds about right.

You're just too good to be true...

I get a lot of email, George...

And most of it is quite nice.

Supportive. Funny. Sweet.

But yeah...

You know I get Hater-Fringe Mail.

I'm still not sure why they feel the need to let

me in on what they are thinking.

Does it mean something to them if I know?
Why does it matter, George? Why?

But I will say this...

The more desperate they become

The more hilarious the emails.

I'm not sure who these people are, George...

I mean...

it very well could be one person using various names.

But while I think that sounds like a lot of work 

just to insult little ol' me...

I guess this is what they do.

Here are some tidbits

Enjoy, George...

(I left all errors in... makes it even funnier somehow.) 

1. Rob talks about marrying his fans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure he is with kristen rose,that is why he said he would marry his fans,what a way to show respect to his so called gf...NOT HAHAHAHAHA he just disrespected Kristen in the worst way possible.

Huh?

2. LOL single rob is back,when was the last time you saw him so close to a fan while taking a photo?oh i know it was in 2009,before he and kristen got together,oh poor shippers

If you say so...

3. Why is Rob posing for pics all over again SO INTIMATELY with.....ready for it??........ his fav BLONDES! Shipper loons, that is a B1TCHSLAP right there for u and kristen alike from Rob himself. HUHAAHAAAA 

S C A R Y

  

4. You and the other robsteners should be prepared for a not so good news that will come out in the next days. Just an advice. xoxo.
oh and btw,he is not in London.

But... he WAS in London!

5. so rob was spotted traveling back to la alone today rose,lol suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are still a couple the boy couldnt wait another day for her to fly back with her?ouch

and before you start saying they were together during the weekend...remember dear rose there is no proof they even saw each other while he was london,yeah the two times he went there after september there is no proof they even saw each other,his family and friends are there you know?

P.S:get yout tissues ready you will need them this week.starting thrusday.

I wasn't the one who needed tissues...

 

 6. if rob and kristen are still together and fine then why rob left london today alone?why he didnt stay to fly back with her in a couple of days?why rose?:(

 

7.  it will be OBVIOUS to everyone including you starting this week that they are no longer together.

Still waiting on this one...

8.  are you ready to cry this week rose?because after thrusday is will be OBVIOUS to everyone your precious couple isnt together anymore,get ready.

And waiting...

9.  because you and your shippers friends will be doing a lot of crying the next days starting today,OBVIOUS is the word of the month indeed rose,as in it will be OBVIOUS how they are no more together starting by today.get ready.

Guess what? Still waiting...

10.  Get ready bitch. Akira is happening. Expect an announcement next week.the heart wants what the heart wants and kristen heart wants garrett now,he is her one and only reason to do the movie and everyone including the paps in VC knows this,karma is a bitch and your robbie boy is about to become MA 2.0.HAHAHAHAHAHA

Robbie boy?

So there you have just some of my latest emails...

Nice huh?

I know some people think I shouldn't discuss this here

That I should just talk about Rob/Kristens career.

Well.

I do that.

But I also talk about Rob and Kristen... together.

Because its lovely to see

and it makes so many people happy.

And yeah...

Sometimes the foam seeps in, George.

And I talk about that, too.

Take it.

Leave it.

Fuck off.

Yep.

There has been a lot of chatter about Nikki Reed, George.

I wasn't sure I even wanted to bring her up.

Nikki has quickly become irrelevant.

And she knows it.

But she is the one who keeps spewing her bullshit.

Some people believe that Nikki is hated because she

was supposedly with Rob before Kristen.

To that I say 

Are you fucking kidding me?

First...

I never cared for Nikki.

Even before I thought Rob and Kristen were together.

I never liked the way she attached herself to whoever

could get her the most attention.

She just seemed fake and insincere.

She was the one who hung all over Kristen (and Rob)

Not the other way around.

And I found it very annoying.

And Rob?

Personally I don't think there was anything beyond friendship there.

Nikki has stated on several occasions that there wasn't anything

between her and Rob

And come on... if there were she would have

talked about it in some way before now.

And its pretty obvious that once Rob met Kristen...

He only had eyes for her.
Yes... Rob and Nikki were friends

and they hung out together.

So what?

That automatically means they slept together?

You know what I mean... Right George?

This is it. You are DEAD to me.

Yeah.

this is all OLD news.

But Nikki is the one who keeps ripping off the scab...

I think Nikki liked Rob.

Really liked Rob.

And I think Nikki was pissed that Rob liked Kristen.

And I think that perhaps Nikki pushed a little too far

a little too much

a little too hard

and she fucked up.

Big time.

Because its as plain as Nikki's agenda

that Robert wants absolutely NOTHING to do with her.

So...

Nikki should focus on Paul McDonald and their farm

E I E I O

And stop being a Ninnie.

(heh)

Right George?

Right.

Shaggy and Scrappy Do.

And before I sign off, George...

Just one more thing.

I absolutely adore Tom Sturridge.

You knew that didn't you, George?

I kinda talk about him a lot.

Can't seem to help it...

He is always on my mind lately...

Oh Thomas... You intoxicate me...

So with that...

I will bid you adieu sweet George.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Random Rose and Robert.

Hello Perfection.

Random Thoughts.

Sorry I've been 'away' for the last couple of days.

It was intentional.

I've had a shitload of stuff sent to me.

Most of it completely lame.

But a few interesting tidbits here and there.

First things first.

1. I finally got a new keyboard!

Are you jumping up and down all excited?

OK fine.

Don't.

But my fucking E is back, baby!

I've had conflicting emotions about that 'e'.

That loose little key that kept popping off the keyboard

at the most inopportune moments.

And then I finally tossed that plastic sucker and just started

hitting the little rubber nubby thing that hid under the key.

First... do you have any idea how many times you use the letter 'e'?

I used it 8 times just in that sentence.

So I beat up that little rubber nubby thing pretty badly.

I'm hard on my 'e'.

Then the nubby thing kinda fell apart.

And I realized the time had come.

Stupid nubby ex 'e' key thingy.

But it's all good in the end.

The new keyboard was inevitable...

The 'm' and 'w' keys were kinda wobbly too...

Hmmmm.

;)

Look Nikki... Stop following me around!

2. Nikki Reed.

I don't really talk about her much.

Oh sure...

I poke fun here and there.

Cuz she does pokable things from time to time.

I'm not a fan.

I'll admit it.

But I don't HATE her.

(And I don't have a forum intent on ripping her to shreds.)

To be perfectly honest... she isn't even on my radar most of the time.

So why now?

Couple of things.

 She has been in the 'news' a bit the last few days

showing up at premieres, conventions... drop of a hat.

But supposedly some rag asked her about Rob's new dog

(You know... Martin)

And she said 

“How did you know that?

It’s just so weird to me that when you get a dog

like 78 hours ago the whole world knows about it.”

“I didn’t even know THEY got a dog and I brought my dog,

and people were saying that mine was a bigger version.”

Yeah.

Ooopsy, Nikki.

I guess THEY did get a dog...

(Did they forget to call again?)

She tried to backpedal

But you know how that goes.

And anyway...

Fucking big block of salt with this kinda stuff.

And.

Nikki was at some Twi thingymajiggy

"Before Nikki left the stage she said that many of the cast members

have seen each other naked!

Nikki was asked who in the cast had seen 

each other naked and that was her answer."

Alrighty Then.

Cool.

The 'naked' thing is kinda obvious at this point... right?

Oh and then there's the

"WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER"

bullshit line she gave to an interview.

It's pretty obvious to even a casual observer

that the cast of these movies has splintered

and are no longer as tight and close as they used to be.

One more note on Nikki.

This shit was all over twitter...

People hating on her

People hating on the people hating on her.

Funny thing is...

You get cries of "I don't get the Nikki hate! WHY?"

From the same people who bash and trash Kristen

on a daily basis.

Right.

Gotcha.

Hate is hate.

One isn't more deserving than the other.

I long to be... close to you.

3. Man, I love this picture.

This was the beginning of me realizing

that Robert and Kristen were indeed together.

They just look so adorable here.

And then the pics just kept on coming.

People always say that Rob and Kristen

should just come 'out' and admit they are together.

But who does that?

Are they supposed to give press conferences?

Why?

I know some people say that Rob and Kristen are 

'hiding' their relationship.

That's SO not true.

They aren't hiding anything.

They just don't talk about it.

They don't perform for the cameras.

There are plenty of pictures out there

showing Rob and Kristen together...

Let's pretend it's Rob and Ashley Greene 

showing up in all those places together

People would be SCREAMING that they were dating.

Imagine Ashley showing up in Budapest...

Rob kissing Ashley on IOW

Rob and his parents hugging Ashley in their

home for the Christmas holiday.

Rob and Ashley holding hands

Rob and Ashley kissing in the streets of Montreal

Rob getting close to Ashley on her movie set...

Rob and Ashley together at a private wedding

Rob and Ashley traveling together

Rob and Ashley seen on dates

at restaurants and concerts...

What would you think if you inserted someone else in this picture?

See what I mean?

You know you would think they were together.

I would.

It's just that its NOT Ashley.

It's Kristen.

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

Come sail away!

4. Well... I would like to say 

I don't give a fuck.

But I do.

At least about some things.

I don't give a fuck if you don't agree with me.

I don't give a fuck about the who's right bullshit.

Because I don't give a fuck about validating a relationship

that I believe exists.

I just like writing about my point of view.

I don't give a fuck if you don't like it.

I do give a fuck about Rob and Kristen

And I do give a fuck about their well being and happiness.

I don't give a fuck if you think that's stupid.

I do give a fuck about Rob and Kristen's upcoming movies

and I want them all to do well.

I don't give a fuck if you think they are in some

bizarro competition and trying to sabotage the each other

(Honestly.. .what the fuck?)

I don't give a fuck about lame gossip and innuendo

But I do give a fuck about seeing what is right in front of me.

I don't give a fuck if you think 'the end is near'

But I do reserve the right to fucking laugh when it doesn't happen.

Don't like my opinions?

I don't give a fuck.

Shaggy and Scrappy.

5. I miss Shaggy and Scrappy.

Especially Shaggy.

Where for art thou, Shaggy?

JFC

6. And finally...

A sobering moment of life.

Something that makes you realize...

How trivial and inane getting so worked 

up over a famous relationship really is...

It's good to have distractions sometimes

and its good if you are just having fun

and not hurting anyone...

As long as you don't take it that serious.

THIS horrific disaster is serious.

Life and Death.

The devastation is unimaginable.

If you can help in some way...

Please do.

I've given what I can.

My thoughts and prayers are for all the

people who have been affected by this tragedy.

My heart is heavy for Japan.

This post is brought to you by the letter *P*

P for Prayers

P for Peace

I hope those that need it...

Find it.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rambling Rose and Robsten

I was going to type that I don't have a lot to say today...

But it seems every time I do that

I say a lot.

So I will just be Rambling Rose today...

I'm good at that.

Maybe.

Ramble #1

Every time I post about Oregano or Nikki Reed

I get shit.

This is me shrugging my shoulders.

I don't hate on either of them.

Mostly because I don't hate them.

Oregano is just a bland spice whose time is over...

And he's been relegated back to the rack.

As for Ms. Reed?

I gave my opinion about her.

It's my blog...

It's what I do.

I think she's a bit of an attention wh seeker...

So what?

And even though both of them are probably

sitting on a couch somewhere....

crying on each other's shoulders about missing Kristen...

I wish them no ill will.

May they both live long and prosper

(Far away from Rob and Kristen)

Ramble #2

I really don't know why there is such a huge deal 

about the TCA's.

Why, Chuck... Why?

(inside joke)

What do you really expect to happen?

Oh sure...

Rob will laugh and smile...

It's what he does

He's a laughy (shut up, I know it's not a word)

smiley kinda guy.

But it will be a different kinda laughy smiley...

Because it's always different with Kristen

And she won't be there.

But it will still be good to see Robert... yes?

Looking all handsome and gorgeous...

Hopefully scruffy now that he's not working.

I think I've really missed the scruff, you know?

Yeah.

So it will be good to see Robert.

It's always good to see Robert.

 

Yes... scruffy.

Ramble #3

I also get some NONsense about being SO obsessed

with Robert.

"Oh man, I've never seen ANYONE so obsessed... and she's married!"

Sheesh.

If you haven't seen anyone more obsessed than me?

You are fucking blind.

I admit to loving Robert Pattinson...

But seriously... I'm not IN love with the man.

I love his charm

I love his sense of humor

I love watching him walk

I love his movies

I love the way he sings

I love when he plays his guitar

I love how absolutely gorgeous he is

and that he still doesn't believe it.

Yeah... I love a lot of things about Robert Pattinson.

I'm intoxicated.

If I were truly obsessed with Rob...

I wouldn't be so happy for him that he has found Kristen.

I would deny they were together.

I would probably hate Kristen and spew foam 

and vile bitterness about her

I would probably have a NONsense site solely dedicated

to hating on her and endless threads and posts

hating on people who didn't agree with me.

 

As for being married?

Really? Is that all you got?

I know, I know...

I'm fat, old and have no life.

All because I write a blog where

I defend Robert and Kristen.

Does this mean I will get my very own thread, too?

Heh.

Ramble #4

(4... right?)

Why is it people think Robert is going to go

DIRECTLY to London after the TCA's

No passing GO... No collecting $200

but not only that...

Now they KNOW he is staying there until BD starts up.

Really?

You do realize that there are days and days that you don't see Robert.

Days and days.

He can be anywhere in a matter of hours.

He can be back to anywhere in a matter of hours.

It's the wonder of air travel.

Just because you don't SEE Robert or Kristen

doesn't mean they aren't... there.

No one saw Robert get back to LA

But miraculously... he was there!

WOW!

 No one saw Kristen get into Budapest...

But guess what?

SHE WAS THERE!

So...

While in my oh so humble opinion

(and that is what this blog is, after all)

I do think Robert will go back to London for a little bit...

Stay until October?

Fat chance.

 

Do you ever wonder how many times he's been to Montreal?

*TWIRL*

 

This post has been brought to you by the letter *A*

as in AIRPLANE

 

Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain't got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
I don't care how much money I gotta spend
Got to get back to my baby again
Lonely days are gone, I'ma goin' home
My baby just wrote me a letter
Well she wrote me a letter
Told me she couldn't live without me no more
Listen mister can't you see
I gotta get back to my baby once more, anyway

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Does Robert Miss Kristen?

Always loved these pictures.

OK.

There is so much chatter about the TCA's.

A silly teen award show that really means nothing.

But the big talk is all about Robert

'getting on' with Ashley, Nikki, Anna or any other female

who isn't Kristen.

Yeah. OK.

1. I love Ashley and Anna... 

Beautiful girls.

But do you really see them hanging all over Rob?

Really?

When was the last time THAT happened?

During the filming of Twilight... 2 years ago?

PUL-LEASE people.

Rob doesn't HANG all over anyone.

I'm sure he enjoys their company...

and why wouldn't he...

They are gorgeous and they are his friends.

But again...

They aren't the ones who keep showing up in his company

All over the world.

That would be Kristen.

2. Nikki Reed.

I don't hate Nikki.

I even think she is quite pretty.

 But "I'm not particularly fond of her" either.

And it's not because of her supposed relationship with Rob.

Not at all.

If anyone would HANG all over Rob...

It would be Nikki.

Not because she even likes him anymore

(It's obvious there is mutual dislike between them)

But because she will be NOTICED if she is near him.

She's all about the attention.

And everyone knows it.

And that's what always annoyed me about her.

I get asked a lot...

(why I never know)

If I think Nikki and Rob were in a relationship.

No.

I think they were friends who hung out.

Kristen was with Oregano...

Rob was seen hanging with a few different girls

But Kristen and Nikki were close at one time

and there's no way Kristen just moves on to Robert

if they had been in a real relationship.

No fucking way.

I do think Nikki wanted more.

I think Rob wanted... Kristen.

And guess what?

He got what he wanted!

*sigh*

This picture minus Kellen...

Is the wallpaper on my phone.

It is one of my all time fave pictures of Rob.

All. Time.

OK.

Where was I?

I feel a bit dizzy and disoriented all of a sudden.

Whew.

*deep breath*

I wanted to talk about something else that bugs me

(The list is long, my friends... the list is long!)

Why do some hyenas people insist that if someone believes

Robert and Kristen are together...

It's because they want to make Edward/Bella real?

My thoughts on Rob and Kristen have nothing to do

with how they portrayed those characters on screen.

My feelings about their relationship is all about 

what happens OFF screen.

I don't have this dazzling dream of Robward and Krisella

Give me a break.

It just so happens that the Twilight movies did give us

Robert and Kristen...

It was where they met.

It was where they became friends.

It was where they bonded...

It was where they...

Fell in love.

But it's because Kristen is never seen with anyone but Robert.

It's because Robert is never seen with anyone but Kristen.

Month after month.

Over a year now...

And it's only been Robert and Kristen.

Together.

All over the world.

Together.

That's why I think they are together.

Because they ARE.

I'm looking forward to the TCA's...

(I'll be honest, I DVR them and fast forward to Rob)

Only because I want to see Robert again.

Walking. Talking. Smiling. Robert.

Yeah, it's too bad that Kristen couldn't be there, too...

But shit happens.

Rob couldn't do a lot of Eclipse promo because of work...

Now it's Kristen's turn.

Maybe they won't be together physically

(at least not yet...

Remember not if... WHEN)

But you know where Rob's heart is...

That would be...

With Kristen.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

For

Hopeful Hyenas

Good luck with all that ;)

And I feel like

*TWIRLING*

a lot.

Like major *TWIRLING*

Hell, Robert already makes me dizzy...

what's a little more?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

The Scornification of Nikki Reed ;)

Let's get to it, shall we?
SO much chatter about this picture.
And the most I could muster was...
So what?

I mean... Rob did have a life before Kristen... yes?
While Kristen was dating the green flaky one...

And here's the deal... as I see it
(and remember... I have Rose colored glasses on...)
I've read a lot of interviews with Nikki Reed.
She claims to NEVER have been with Rob.
She's all about team Jacob now...
(Hahahahaha)
But I think Nikki and Rob hung out a bit
back when Twilight first started...
There were pics of them doing stuff.
Rob admitted he didn't know a lot of people in the US
Why wouldn't he hang with Nikki?
I mean...
At first glance...
She's attractive
She's edgy and hip...
She even appears to be fun to be with.

And.
Rob was pining for Kristen...
and she was dating the stumpy spice...
So...

To me this picture is more what I envision
their relationship being like.
Nikki being Nikki...
High Maintenance.
Nikki being all needy and trying to get
Rob to notice her...
to want her...
like he wanted Kristen.
He realized where his heart was...
And he waited.
And he finally got what he wanted.
;)

The reason I don't think there was much
between Rob and Nikki?
Is because I don't think Kristen could have
started a relationship with Rob...
and still remain friends with Nikki.
And she seems to still be friends with her.
I think Nikki tried really hard.
I think Nikki wanted Rob.
(and who doesn't?)
But I always got a friend vibe from their pictures...
and of course Nikki trying too hard to be noticed.
Which is what that top pic suggests to me.
Nikki trying to make
something...
ANYthing...
happen between her and Rob.
I don't think it worked too well.
But I give the girl an E for effort.
At least she tried.

And please...
Don't get all in my face about
'hating' Nikki Reed.
I don't hate her.
I'm indifferent when it comes to her.
It annoyed me when she tried to attach
herself to Rob and Kristen...
But it looks like they both figured it out.
So when it comes to Nikki Reed...
All I can muster is...
So what?

Bye for now.