Thanks Robert Pattinson!

*EDIT*

Because there is some controversy surrounding the pictures

I used in this post...

I have decided to remove them until further notice.

No, I didn't get a Cease and Desist

I'm not a big blog by any means...

But some blogs did

which means the photographer doesn't want them online.

They are his property... not mine

So until it's OK... I will take them down.
I've had to substitute other Robert pictures.
But let's face it... they are ALL Intoxicating!

OK.

This was some 'behind the scenes' picture from "On The Road"

Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley on the chair

Tom Sturridge and Kristen Stewart next to them.

Kristen is all blurry.

And Tom has a beer?

I'm shocked.

(No Oreos?)

Anywho.

Onward and Upward.

There were a bunch of Robert pictures released  yesterday.

At least I think they were released.

I have no idea.

I see something I like...

I click and save.

I'm not trying to 'steal' anyone's pictures.

I just like to look at Robert Pattinson...

and share the wonderful intoxication with others.

So... Let us begin.

Let's see how intoxicated we can become...

because quite frankly,

I kinda lost my mind yesterday.

Truly.

Yeah... I talk all big and brave and tough

about how I'm not so obsessed or addicted to Robert anymore.

Yeah.

Right.

And then pictures like these come out.

Simple pictures of the man just sitting there.

Being all fucking gorgeous and killing me.

He still makes my stomach flip.

He still makes me catch my breath.

He still intoxicates me.

Completely.

*Pulls out the Thesaurus*

Elation

Euphoria

Excitement

Exhilaration

Enchantment

Enthusiasm

Exaltation

ECSTASY

Fervor

Frenzy

Flury

FEVER

Gladness

Happiness

Glee

Joy

Just fucking bury me because I'm already dead.

Hysteria

PASSION

Is he sitting on my fucking grave?

Because I will haunt you forever, Robert Pattinson.

FOREVER.

RAPTURE

And this one.

This one is my favorite.

JFC

The hair.

The sunglasses.

The scruff.

The skinny tie.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Because that is all it really takes.

Just Robert.

He can be all scruffy and wrinkled...

He can be all polished and poised.

Doesn't fucking matter.

Yes.

My heart is actually beating faster right now.

and...

are those beads of sweat on my brow?

I'm finding it hard to type because my hands are kinda clammy...

(OK, clammy is a silly word... isn't it? I'm not crazy... am I?)

Who am I kidding? Of course I'm crazy.

Have you read up to here?

I'm a complete and total lunatic.

Thanks Robert Pattinson.

Thank you VERY much.

So I did a little tweaking to an INTOXICATION chart...

because... well..

I fucking felt like it.

(and I do apologize for the flurry of fucks in this post...

but see... you can thank Robert for that, too)

As you can see by this magnificent chart...

It doesn't take many Robert pictures to get stoned.

8 pictures and you are gone.

And any guesses how many pics I posted today?

Exactly.

So enjoy the buzz.

The high.

The feeling of fucking euphoria...

Because it is a helluva hangover when you come down.

*sigh*

Did I Thank You for that, too, Robert Pattinson???

Did I?

This post is brought to you by the letters *I* and *K*

I for

INTOXICATION!

Thoroughly and Totally Intoxicated.

(Still Crazy After All These Years)

K for Kristen Stewart!

Because she has that man...

That face

That scruff

Those hands

all to herself whenever she wants.

Way to go, Kristen!!!

Bring on Rio!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob Pattinson-Still Intoxicated After All These Years

This post is all about Robert.

I really haven't written much about him lately.

Yeah...

I get shit about that.

(I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?)

But what has Robert done for me lately?

Where the hell IS he?

Haven't seen him since he landed down in ol' Louisiana.

What am I supposed to write if the guy

doesn't show his pretty face?

And I know some people don't want to admit this...

But Kristen is connected to Robert now.

So...

Writing about Kristen...

Usually means Robert is involved.

I've been reflecting on my 'obsession' with Rob.

I don't think I'm in that frame of mind anymore.

I don't think I have been for a while.

Oh don't get me wrong...

I still adore him.

I still am very much interested in his career...

I still adore him.

I still love looking at him.

I still adore him.

But not being as obsessed is good... right?

I've discussed this recently with someone who went through

this whole Robert Pattinson addiction/obsession with me.

She came out on the other side.

I'm still somewhere in the middle.

I might not be as angst-ridden when it comes to Rob...

But I'm still intoxicated.

Still.

I just happen to be in a better place.

Emotionally.

This is a bit embarrassing to admit...

But just LOOKING at pictures of Robert

made my stomach twist in knots...

He had such an effect on me

(and millions of other women)

This is why this blog exists.

I keep trying to figure out WHY he affected me like this.

Why him?

Because no other actor has ever 

EVER

affected me like this.

I'm not a fangirl kinda girl.

But Robert...

Well...

He melts my heart.

It would be dishonest of me not to admit

that the whole Edward Cullen connection didn't have

something to do with my initial attraction.

I mean...

Edward Cullen.

I couldn't get enough of him, either.

Reading the Twilight books end to end to end to end

Finding FanFiction...

and reading about a sexier, more mature...

Edward.

I love Edward Cullen.

And then Robert became Edward.

And I was a goner.

Wave goodbye to Rose!

I still haven't comes to grips with Edward.

But like my Robert addiction...

My Edward addiction has cooled off.

Coincidence?

Probably not.

I still love both the actor

and the character he portrays.

I just have it more under control.

That being said...

I still love you, Robert Pattinson!!

I'm thinking I'm a fan for life.

I can't imagine going through this intense adoration

to let it slip away in a few years.

No.

I'm very loyal to those I love.

But I don't give out my love to just anyone.

The only other beings that I have ever had this degree

of 'obsession' with...

The Beatles.

And more specifically Paul McCartney

(I know I have discussed this before)

I've loved the Beatles since I was 10 years old.

They seriously saved my life when I was a teenager.

Long story. Not exactly for a blog.

But that's how intense my love for the Beatles is.

And now there is Robert.

Sometimes I wish my love for Robert

was just based on something as shallow as just his good looks.

But you all know there is so much more to him than that.

And you all know that is why we all adore him.

He's special.

 So very special.

We all love him because he's not like the other guys.

We all fell in love with him after watching his early interviews...

All his charm...

All his intelligence...

All his wit...

All his humility...

All his adorkability.

Sometimes it makes me feel good knowing I'm not alone...

And sometimes I look around and wonder how 

I can even be in the same fan base as some people.

And last but not least...

Loving Robert means accepting that Kristen

is going to be involved in some way.

She just IS.

She's always there.

It just so happens that I love and adore Kristen, too...

So it's not a problem for me.

It's WIN/WIN

OK then.

I went through this whole post...

And I didn't 'eat hate with a spoon'.

I just talked about Robert.

And it felt good.

Because I have missed my Robert.

I have missed my intoxication.

And now I feel a bit dizzy...

So that's a good sign.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for ROBERT PATTINSON

Always and forever, Robert...

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- Here You Come Again...

Here you come again
Just when I've begun to get myself together 

You waltz right in the door
Just like you've done before
And wrap my heart 'round your little finger 

Here you come again 

Just when I'm about to make it work without you
You look into my eyes
And light those dreamy eyes 

And pretty soon I'm wonderin'
How I came to doubt you 

All you gotta do
Is smile that smile
And there go all my defenses 

Just leave it up to you
And in a little while
You're messin' up my mind
And fillin' up my senses 

Here you come again
Lookin' better than a body
Has a right to 

And shakin' me up so
That all I really know
Is here you come again 

 And here I go

All you gotta do
Is smile that smile
And there go all my defenses
Just leave it up to you
And in a little while
You're messin' up my mind
And fillin' up my senses 

Here you come again
Lookin' better than a body
Has a right to 

And shakin' me up so
That all I really know
Is here you come again
here I go 

and here you come again
here I go

*Thanks to Dolly Parton*

This is what Robert does to me.

I keep thinking that I'm controlling the addiction.

I'm in charge of my obsession...

And then.

Another gorgeous picture of Robert is released...

inexplicably looking more beautiful than before...

And I realize once again...

That the addiction controls me.

BELIEVE X

Bye for now

♥♥♥

 

*We will be back to our regularly scheduled snark and sarcasm tomorrow.

Sometimes you just don't want to deal with the drama.*

Robert Pattinson- Every Little Thing He Does...

I honestly don't know what to do with these pictures.

Looking at them doesn't seem like Enough...

I mean...

I don't know.

See...

I really do think it's a ROBsession plot.

I start feeling all good about controlling my addiction.

I start thinking that I'm getting a bit less intoxicated...

And what happens?

PICTURES LIKE THESE.

And this isn't the first time this has happened, either.

But Shit.

LOOK AT HIM.

And yeah... I know he's smoking...

But.

I find that beyond sexy hot.

And I HATE cigarettes...

Normally.

But there isn't anything normal about how seeing Robert smoke

affects me.

It's not right.

It's not.

Smoking. Walking.

Smiling. Laughing.

Hell.

Let's just admit the truth.

EVERYTHING about the man does me in.

Every fucking thing.

It's the suspenders.

It's the sunglasses.

It's the hair.

It's the tux.

It's the adorkable way he walks.

It's.

It's.

Every fucking thing.

I love and adore Robert Pattinson.

I'm completely intoxicated by him.

Totally.

Absolutely.

Intoxicated.

And that's all I have to say about that.

*sigh*

No More Words.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Thank You So Much.

I love this picture.

A lot.

Really a lot.

Like...

tons of a lot.

So I watched Remember Me last night.

With the commentary.

Robert was charming as always...

But he most definitely wasn't as giddy and goofy

as he was on the Twilight commentary.

I like Remember Me.

Robert is absolutely gorgeous in it.

He did a wonderful job...

But it's still just OK to me.

I could get into my reasoning...

But some things are better left unsaid.

And if you have come to realize anything about me

from reading my daily posts...

I RARELY let anything go unsaid.

Kristen going to... or landing in NYC.

I forget which.

Kristen and Taylor have a 'special' screening tonight...

And I might know someone who will be there.

Someone that I love and adore completely.

(I love you BFT 4ever!)

She's beyond excited and nervous...

and I can't stop SQUEEEEEEEEing for her!

Kristen is doing the NY rounds...

Regis and Kelly, Letterman...

 Such a busy hardworking girl.

While Kristen was flying across the country?

Robert was taking a meeting with Jeff Katzenberg.

And all I could think about??

What it would be like to be that can of lemonade...

Held tightly by those fingers...

Brushed against...

Those Lips.

I know.

I know...

Maybe something that should have remained 'unsaid' ?

There is still a lot of 'talk' about Kristen's gold band.

What it says.

What it means.

And both 'sides' are over-analzying the living fuck out of it.

Yes... I said living fuck.

Whatever the hell that is.

Does it REALLY matter?

Will we ever know the truth?

No... and No.

Unless Kristen happens to discuss it in an interview...

which I don't see happening anytime soon.

And yeah... I know I like to point out the 'necklace'...

But I just like to say how much Kristen obviously LOVES it...

How she always wears it...

And it irritates the Hyenas...

Which is always fun to do...

But I don't do a super HQ pic and try to decipher

exactly what it is around her neck.

That part doesn't matter to me...

as much as who gave it to her

;)

 

 Protective Robert.

At least... that's *my* impression.

Kristen's shoes were hurting her...

Rob looks like he is taking care of her.

Yes.

And... one more thing.

Haters seem to think that if there aren't pictures

of Rob and Kristen together in their 'down' time...

That they aren't spending it together.

Really?

How many private moments have we seen of either of these two?

Do you think they cease to exist just because someone

isn't there documenting their every move?

It's pretty obvious that Rob and Kristen have learned to

get around quite well without being papped.

Oh, and that would be the OPPOSITE of PR.

Silly mutts.

 *BigFuckingSigh*

Just because.

Thank you, Robert Pattinson.

Thank you SO much.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen. Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice?

Desperate times

brings

Desperate measures.

And right now

the Haters are desperate.

Unbelievable the bullshit that is being

spewed all over the internet right now.

Well... that's not quite true.

Most of it is by the same, sad people.

 Michael Angarano.

Better known as Oregano.

The original Shorty Spice.

Now, I have nothing against the guy.

He's cute in his own goofy, Keebler kinda way.

Hell, He's probably not really involved in this whole

make believe drama.

But take a good look at that picture...

and now look at THIS picture 

Um. Yeah.

Really?

Like Kristen would give up 

Tall, Charming and Gorgeous

for...

Short, Quirky and Average.

Riiiiiight.

Kristen does look gorgeous in this picture, doesn't she?

She knows already, doesn't she?

Hahahaha!

Anyway.

1. Although the whole Oregano bullshit was supposedly

just made up with doctored photos...

and rumored sightings...

The Haters latched onto it.

Their jaws clamped down tightly to poor Oregano.

It's hilarious if you think about it.

Just the other day...

They were foaming about Kristen being a Lesbian.

And now that they want Oregano back in the picture...

I guess she got over that and switched teams yet again!

Amazing!

And please take into consideration that if she did

happen to run into her ex...

What would be the big deal if she was still

friendly with him?

Much Ado About Nothing.

2. There was also some ridiculous tripe that Kristen

flew to Budapest to break up with Robert.

OH EM GEE.

Yeah... flying 14 hours on a plane to break up with someone.

Makes perfect sense

(if you're like the scarecrow and don't have a brain)

I sometimes wonder if they actually look back

on what they have said and think

"oh man... that's pathetic even for me!"

hahahahaha.

Doubt it.

A pic from the 10 seconds shown on Oprah yesterday.

Edward's hair has gotten pretty long, hasn't it?

I love Edward.

But that's another post for another day.

Oprah is supposedly showing the ECLIPSE trailer on her

show tomorrow!

I love Eclipse.

But that's another post for another day.

Wouldn't it be awesome if 

Kristen and Robert 

showed up on the show to introduce it??

*sigh*

No, I don't want Robert to jump on her couch

and declare his love for Kristen.

He's made his feelings pretty clear on that topic already.

;)

Love the open mouth kiss.

;)

OK.

One more thing.

There is a lot of Robert and Kristen hate

in the Twilight universe.

Personally?

I don't get it.

Why bother hating some actor?

If you don't like someone...

If everything they do irritates you

and makes you spit bitter foam...

Why would you want to continue to follow them?

Makes no sense.

NONsense.

I've said it over and over again...

I'm aware that some EXTREME Kristen fans

hate Robert Pattinson.

And some EXTREME Robert fans 

hate Kristen Stewart.

But I don't.

I love both of them.

OK, if you want to get technical

I love Robert a bit more

Cuz...well... he's Robert fucking Pattinson.

But my blog isn't about hating them.

And it's not my job to police other sites

and come back here and defend

Robert and Kristen.

I'm not the "Robsten" police!

I'm not responsible for what other people

say on other blogs and boards.

So if you don't like the hate that

other people are spreading...

I suggest you take it up with them.

*This public service announcement 

has been brought to you

by Purina Hyena Chow

For the times that there just aren't

enough dead carcasses to go around.*

And on that note...

I leave you with one of my very favorite 

movie quotes.

It's very fitting... isn't it?

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

Bye for now.