Rob and Kristen- Forever Smitten

I wonder if there is a way to find out just how many times

I have used this picture on my blog.

I bet it's a scary number.

A scary high number.

Because this is (obviously) one of my favorite pictures

of Robert and Kristen.

To me...

This picture is the epitome of their relationship.

Closeness.

Intimacy.

Rob's HUGE smile on his face

(and you can tell Kristen is smiling too)

The fact that Rob showed up... again

On Kristen's set to see her.

Yep.

Rob looks completely and utterly SMITTEN with her.

He always does.

ANYWAY.

Whats going on around the ol' fandom cooler?

Not much.

The water is pretty damn low at this point.

People are parched.

Although...

We did get to see Rob on the set of THE ROVER.

(I picked the walking pic... of course.)

His hair is super short.

He's all grimy and gritty

and sweaty and dirty

and ...

well.. hell

This ALL looks good on Rob!

Reminiscent of Water For Elephants... Right?

One of his all time awesome looks.

Sure...

Some people were complaining about his hair

like hello?

It's hair.

IT WILL GROW BACK.

And if you have followed Robert for any length of time

You know how quickly that man grows hair.

So...

No worries.

Besides...

I kinda dig the short hair.

Oh yeah... I still am nostalgic for the unruly

slightly greasy, wild hair days of early Twilight.

Nice jacket. Heh.

But I have to wonder if we will ever see that again.

I'm thinking... no.

Rob is more polished and shiny these days.

And even if he's not...

He covers his hair with a hat most times.

What else...

Hmmm.

Ah.

The Rob/Kristen fans on Twitter are

doing a #28DaysofRKLove

It's a nice, sweet way to get through a drought.

So what does the Lunatic Fringe do?

Well...

Needless to say

since they have zero imagination

and zero originality

(They are the ones who stay pressed

with PR excuses after all)

They have to 'copy' what is being done

and twist it in their usual vile way.

Of course... that is ALL they do.

Hate. Jealousy. Bitterness. Anger.

Rule their world.

IS their world.

Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?

It just shows how closely the Fringe

watch everything their 'opposition' does.

Again...

On one side

It's sunny and bright and full of hope and promise.

There are laughs and sweet memories

And anticipation of all the good things to come.

On the Fringe side?

Darkness.

Hatred.

Hopelessness.

Bitterness.

And constant...

Never ending

Anger.

Isn't it great to be on the GOOD side?

The Happy side?

Yes.

Yes it is.

Oh look. Rob with the director and producer.

Another nugget of bullshit that is going around

is that Rob left EARLY for Australia

just to get away from Kristen

and so he could party and check out the pubs.

Really?

Rob was seen with both the producer and director

of the movie he is currently working on

*Key word... WORKING*

He was seen with people he is working on The Rover with.

He obviously went there for pre-production

Unless the director, producer and the rest of the crew

all wanted to escape and party too!

The most amusing part of the whole lie

was first Rob went there a week early...

and now it's worked up to 3 weeks!

Cling on.

Cling on.

Oh and lets not forget the whole mystery blonde

bullshit cling that surfaces just about every other day.

You all know the recent blonde (admittedly attractive) fan

who had her picture taken with Rob

and then kinda intimated that not only she had dinner

with him... but that he appeared 'stoned'?

Yeah. Her.

Well.

Of course there was the usual uproar.
This chick was lucky enough to have her picture taken with Rob

And she shared it with the masses and got her 5 minutes of fame.

But honestly... sometimes people just don't know when

to leave things be.

She eventually recanted the whole 'stoned' scenario

saying she was just having a laugh

and even tweeting at Ryan Seacreast

"Thank you for putting everything straight with

Robert Pattinson. Sat near him after dinner.

Nothing in it. Made me laugh."

So yeah folks...

She then proceeded to post a pic of flowers

with the cryptic tweet of

"I can't believe he sent these"

followed by 

"Not saying!"

when asked if they were from Rob...

I'm sure Rob would send flowers to a girl

he probably doesn't even know her name...

AND said he was stoned...

Yep.

Sounds like legit reasons to send flowers!

That is someone who is clearly enjoying the attention.

Even though she admitted more than once

that it was nothing more than a fan picture.

See how easy it is to rile up this fandom?

Do you hear that?

That's the alarm clock.

Her 15 minutes are up.

Bring on the next mystery blonde/girlfriend.

You know she's out there somewhere.

Waiting.

Plotting.

Refusing to be banished to the shadows any longer!

She wants to claim what is hers!

Next!

Someone sent this to me.

I don't know who made it...

But whoever you are

I fucking ADORE you.

*edit*
@UnpaidPrivEye is the creator of this beautiful collection...
Many thanks for sharing!

These pictures trump all other pictures.

No matter how intrusive they are.

(Sorry Rob and Kristen.)

These pics more than rival the Cannes pics...

Although those still rank at the top because

there is actual video of the whole thing.

(excuse me while I swoon a bit.)

OK. Better.

Why Rose... why do these pictures surpass all others?

I will tell you why.

Because they were taken

AFTER.

Yep.

And lookie what we have here.

Hugging. Kissing (although that pic isn't included.. wait...)

There.

Where was I?

Right.

After.

Still kissing.

Still hugging.

Still having the biggest fucking smitten smile

on his face when he looks at her.

And that my friends...

is what is called coming full circle.

A never-ending circle.

Rob and Kristen.

Always end up...

TOGETHER.

Which brings me to the final cling of the week.

The whole drama surrounding whether Kristen

shows up in Australia or not.

Honestly... does ANYONE know where Kristen is

right this very minute??

Nope.

Guesses. Speculations.

But no solid evidence of her being...

Anywhere.

Personally...

As much as I miss her beautiful face

I'm loving that she is living her live undetected.

I'm sure she is loving it too.

This post is brought to you by

Planes

and by my complete adoration

of Thomas Sturridge.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Twirl With That Girl

TWIRL!!!

Well hell.

I had just about finished writing a post...

and it got deleted.

What The Fuck is THAT about?

Completely irritating.

But then...

All I have to remember...

Is  LAST NIGHT!!!!

Smiles, smiles and more smiles!

1. Where do I even begin?

I'm not sure.

Here I sit.

Trying to put all my thoughts into words.

Coherent words...

and not something like...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Because I'm pretty sure I could just be

doing the Squeeeee thing for the day...

The week...

Maybe like the rest of the year.

And as much fun as 

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is to do?

I'm guessing it loses something in translation.

Well, Reese... I'm just sick of hiding it.

2. The Foaming Haters.

They were besides themselves before the premiere ever happened...

"THAT GIRL better stay away from WFE premiere!

She has NO reason to be there!"

OK then.

So Kristen does turn up at the premiere...

"THAT GIRL is a Famewhore! She is only there

because Rob feels sorry for her and she is trying

desperately to revive her career!"

OK then.

Kristen doesn't walk the red carpet.

She isn't even seen until she is in the theater with Rob.

So much for that theory.

"It's ALL PR! It's ALL been planned!
Summit and Fox are in this together!

You're fucking kidding... Right?

OK then.

IF it was indeed PR...

Rob and Kristen would have done the Red Carpet.

IF it was staged for optimum value...

There would have been more pics than

a few of them running to their car after the movie...

The fact remains that Kristen didn't have to be there.

But she was... Why?

Because Rob wanted her there...

and she wanted to be there

FOR HIM.

WITH HIM.

As Always.

Kristen has to be back in VC to finish up some filming.

So...

That alone tells you how important her being in NYC

with Robert

On one of the most important nights of his career...

was to BOTH of them.

No... Kristen didn't walk the red carpet...

The moment was Roberts.

There was no need to be 'seen'

But then...

I love how she changes out of her shoes so fast...

Hand in Hand...

3. Rob and Kristen leave the theater.

Together.

Arm in arm.

Hand in hand.

Depending on where people saw them.

Did I say together?

Rob and Kristen.

Why yes...

Yes I did.

Because Rob didn't leave with anyone else.

It was Kristen.

Like it always is.

And people lost their minds!

"Rob looks like he can't stand her to touch him!"

"Look at the way THAT GIRL clings to him!"

"Rob is a horrible boyfriend!"

But see...

That's your usual standardized foaming.

It got better when this happened...

Rob going in for the kiss...

And SCORE!

The embarrassed smile...

4. Oh yes.

Another kiss.

Granted...

It was quick.

Rob was laughing and Kristen was smiling...

But there were cameras in their faces.

And while the hand holding

and quick kisses are nice to see...

You could tell Kristen was shy about it.

But there were endless sightings of them kissing

and holding hands and being all close and adorable.

I imagine what we don't see counts more...

;)

Sure.

I can hear the howling from here

about it not being a 'real' kiss.

And this is ALL for some fucked up version

of PR...

But its all there.

Hand holding.

Kissing.

Laughing together.

Being Rob and Kristen.

Again 

and

Again

and 

Again.

Oh yes...

And AGAIN.

Spin it any fucking way you want to...

They are together.

You know it.

I know it.

 Bear knows it.

(and isn't Bear the cutest little puppy?

Loved to see him romping with Kristen's assistant... John.

Heh)

Walk This Way...

5. JFC

This post took me all damn day to write.

Not because I was pondering what to say...

But because I couldn't get a fucking minute to write it.

Damn

Twitter is fucking nuts.

All these videos and pics of Rob and Kristen

being all coupley and sweet

People sending me emails full of fun and mirth

So much mirth.

It made me start to wonder how this will play out.

Foamers are actually starting to hate on Rob now...

All disappointed in him...

for having the audacity to be with who he wants to be with!
Who does he think he is???

Doesn't he realize that lunatics are supposed to dictate

who he falls in love with?

Doesn't Rob realize that his dating THAT GIRL

is ruining his career?

What's the matter with him?

How dare he want THAT GIRL at the WFE premiere!

And don't worry.

The rationalizations are still out there.

They are clinging to PR as tightly

as ever...

I don't think they can let it go at this point.

I really don't.

It's right in front of their faces...

And yet they will still scream 

NON DENIAL DENIAL!!!!

Rob is just pretending!

He is an actor after all!!!

It will never end.

Ever.

 Now it will be more of the 

"IDontGiveaFuckSten" variety.

You know how it goes.

THEY DON'T CARE!

All they want to do is be a fan of Rob and his work!

So what if they spend 99% of their online time

trashing and hating on THAT GIRL!

They just want to focus on Rob the other 1%!

That girl is who Rob wants. Deal with it.

Kristen is THAT GIRL.

That girl that Rob wanted to work with.

That girl that Rob admires.

That girl that Rob spends all his time with.

That girl that Rob lives with.

That girl that Rob shares his life with.

That girl that Rob can't ever take his eyes off of...

That girl that makes him smile so big

That girl that he looks completely smitten with.

THAT GIRL.

His girl.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Keep up with the excuses and lies.

It only adds to the entertainment value.

B for 

BEAUTIFUL!

Rob and Kristen make a beautiful couple.

Gorgeous.

B for Bullshit.

EXIT STRATEGY!!!

Yes.

We all saw it.

Rob and Kristen leaving the theater

hand in hand...

And then kissing in the limo...

Yes.

Rob is distancing himself from Kristen.

Oh yes.

Mouth to mouth is a good example of that!

Having her at his HUGE premiere

is definitely a good way of pushing her away!

B for Because.

I adore Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

B for 

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Behind the Smitten

Interesting picture.

Definitely feeling the Bella and Edward.

Not sure why it's cut into an oval...

But hey

It is a nice picture of both of them.

I love you, Kristen...

Awww....

This is ALL kinds of adorable.

Behind the scenes pics from Eclipse.

Look how sweet and tender our dear Robert is...

And I do mean Robert.

Smitten Smiles

Did I say adorable?

Cute?

Oh so Sweet?

All of the above?

Yeah, I'm just laying on Rob. And smiling. Life is good.

I absolutely LOVE when Kristen has a smile on her face.

And you always see the biggest smiles when she is around Rob.

I wish we could see Rob's face in this picture

because I'm sure the smile he has is just as big.

Of course it is.

Because we all know what he looks like whenever he is with Kristen.

Smitten.

Fuck.

I don't even know where this picture came from.

Does it matter?

I used to think that Rob was kinda clueless to the effect he has on women.

I mean...

He used to actually believe that all we wanted from him was Edward.

But...

Now I keep seeing all these pictures of him with cigarettes.

And people keep writing about how that affects them.

Like me.

Because it affects me... deeply.

So

Now I'm starting to wonder if they just put a cigarette into his hands

all the damn time now.

He knows.

He fucking knows.

 

Foam of the Day

I don't really care. I have a REAL life.

That's about it for today, I'm afraid.

If/When we see Rob and Kristen at LAX

There isn't much to talk about.

Will we see them?

I kinda hope not.

But then again...

a part of me wants to see them together.

Again.

As always.

This post is brought to you my the letter *T*

T for Tome.

Tome is where the heart is.

No doubt.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Melt Into Each Others Arms

OK... OK!

I wrote about Thomas yesterday...

Not so much about Robert.

But where the hell IS Robert?

And if he doesn't show his pretty face...

Well...

I just go with what is being talked about.

And yesterday was ALL about Tom.

So.

Still nothing.

Could Brazil be in the near future?

Robert.

Kristen.

Gorgeous location...

I'm thinking that they won't have to work TOO hard

on the 'get me while I'm human' scenes...

You know what I mean?

ANYWAY.

So I open up the blog this morning

and the first song that came on...

"I'll Be Your Lover, Too"

Um.

LOVE Robert singing that song.

LOVE Robert singing.

Where the hell is that CD??

So...

Since there isn't much to say today

(But I'm still doing a good job of saying nothing)

Listen to Robert sing.

It touches my heart.

Look at Robert and Kristen...

They touch my heart... too.

 

I'll be your man
And I'll understand

 

And I'll do my best
To take good care of you

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king

 

 

 And I'll be your lover too
Yeah yeah
Yes I will

Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.

 

 

And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms

And when you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms

You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too

 

 

I'll be your lover, too.

 

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So Smitten.

This post is brought to you by the letters *M* and *S*

M for MELTING into each others arms.

*sigh*

S for...

You haven't.

Not even close.

Bye for now

♥♥♥