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Saturday, August 21, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Enough


Cute pic of Thomas and Robert.
I love their being friends.
2 goofy, adorkable guys.
Brilliant.

So here it is...
Saturday morning
I was out late last night
Might have had a drink or two
And thus my head is a bit pissed off at me.
Stupid head.

Is anything going on in Twi-Land?
Not really.
Which is actually good.
We've all debated the whole Paparazzi thing.
We all hate them.
Yet we all look at their pictures.
Double Edged Sword.

Thing is...
I don't NEED to see intrusive pictures of Rob and Kristen.
I'm perfectly happy with red carpet/work related pictures.
And as much as I enjoyed seeing the 
KISS picture...
(And yes, they were kissing... Desperadoes)
I didn't NEED to see it to know that 
Robert and Kristen are together.
Ya know?
Do we really need MORE confirmation of their relationship?
After all this time...
And picture after picture...
Every time they show up TOGETHER...
When is it ever enough?

*Got a thing for Rob/Tom walking today*

When is it ever enough...

On her relationship with Robert: “People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying . . . What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private to become entertainment for other people? This is what I wanted to show you on here. People say that if I just tell them everything I’ll be left alone, but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone? They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

On fame: 'What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up by a flash...A lot of the time I can't handle it. It's fucked. I never expected that this would be my life.' 
 
Then she opens up in a rant about Robert Pattinson when the interviewer sees the photo on the display of Stewart's iPod: "It's a familiar deliciously handsome young man with an arm around Kristen and an arm around Jella, her cat," the reporter's quoted saying. "Without saying a word, [Stewart] quickly shoves the device back into the glove compartment and turns up the volume before I can say anything."
"It's so weird, that you have to be worries about people seeing things," Stewart finally says in response to the iPod image. "You want to be excited about something, normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too, but it's such a different thing. It comes out as entertainment for other people and that makes me want to throw up."
(ELLE UK)

*Walk this way*
 
I'm sick of the Paps.
I'm sick of the preaching.
I'm sick of people thinking Rob and Kristen somehow deserve
to be stalked, harassed and endangered
Just because they are 'famous'.
Or that they brought this on themselves
because they don't wish to publicize their relationship.
Complete Bullshit.
and
Fuck You.
 
But that's where I will leave this for now.
Because where before it was just my head that hurt...
My stomach has decided to join the party.
Thanks stomach.
 

And while I know this is a 'pap' picture...
At least they were on a movie set.
But
To me...
THIS picture is way more telling than the one where they are kissing.
This picture shows how completely
Totally
Obliviously 
SMITTEN
Robert is for Kristen.
It's my favorite one that came from Montreal.
 
But that being said...
 

You gotta love this one.
So yeah...
GET OFF HIS DICK.
 
I would be happy not to see them the whole time
that they are in LA together...
Just knowing they are together is enough.
(Of course they are)
Just knowing they are happy is enough.
(Of course they are)


This post is brought to you by the letters *P*, *D* and *E*

P for Peace and Quiet.
I hope Robert and Kristen have found it.

D For DICK
Get the fuck off his
 
E for ENOUGH
 
 
Enough.
It was difficult to pull my hand back,
to stop myself from moving closer
to her than I already was.
A thousand different possibilities
ran through my mind in an instant--
a thousand different ways to touch her.
The tip of my finger tracing the shape of her lips.
My palm cupping under her chin.
Pulling the clip from her hair
and letting it spill out across my hand.
My arms winding around her waist,
holding her against the length of my body.
Enough.

Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun, Chapter 12, p. 252

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Friday, August 20, 2010

Rob + Kristen = Together


Life is good... yes?
I've been *Twiggling* non stop since Robert got to Montreal.
(For those of you wondering...
Twirl + Giggle = Twiggle)

Rob going to Kristen as soon as he was able to...
Rob snuggling and smiling with Kristen on the OTR set.
Rob and Kristen kissing in the dark...
Rob and Kristen showing up all over the place
(together)
Rob and Kristen leaving Montreal 
(together)
Rob and Kristen coming to LA
(together)

It's all kinds of Twiggly goodness.


Truly.
Robert could wear this shirt
(This was sent to me... it's a manip... or is it?)
And it would get as much shit as this one...


#GetOffMyDick

There has been TONS of chatter about the 
"love shack" that Rob and Kristen supposedly have.
Pictures all over the fucking place.
I'm not inclined to post them here...
Although you can find them anywhere you look.
There has to be a line in the sand... you know?
There has to some things that are just off limits.
But that being said...
I completely believe that Rob and Kristen have a house together.
Who knows... maybe even more than one.
Think about it...
It is logical.
I know Robert has been quoted as saying that he
has stayed in '6 different hotels'
But...

1. Hey, I'm sure he did stay in hotels during filming
of WFE... probably convenient at times.

2. The man has a pretty big guitar collection.
Do you think he wouldn't want to have a place
to hang his hat and strum his guitars?
I'm thinking... yes.

3. Rob talked about buying a house on Ellen
(Which I'm sure he regretted immediately)
Kristen was seen looking at houses while Rob was 
out of the country.

4. Do you really... REALLY think that Robert
would allude to going to his 'house' in interviews?
Don't you think he would rather people think he just was
living in hotels rooms?
And the night in Malibu...
When the fucking paps wouldn't leave the boy alone...
He was adamant about NOT being followed.
If he was living in a hotel...
Would it have been that big a deal?
Or was he protecting something...
Someone...


Rob's car.
Pretty unique.
Just like him.
How cute are Rob and Tom?
Extremely.
Cute.

Anyway.
The pics of Rob's and Kristen's house...
There was a couple pics of the driveway
(and I will talk about it... but not post the pics)
And in this driveway...
Was a Mini... much like the one Kristen drives.
And in the garage...
What looks like an old... 60s Nova type car.
A unique car.
Coincidence?
Possibly.
But just another part of the equation.

Now, I'm not saying this house is indeed
Robert and Kristen's house at the moment.
Who knows.
Even if it was... I doubt it would be much good to them now.
But we would be foolish to think that 
Rob is laying his head on a hotel pillow while he is back in LA...
And that the pillow next to him doesn't have
the beautiful Kristen Stewart laying on it.
;)

He went to Montreal to get her, after all...
I mean... seriously.
As soon as he could get to her
He did.
And he hasn't left her side since.
Rob didn't have to go to Montreal
If Kristen was coming to LA in a few days anyway...
Why not just wait to see her until then?
Oh yeah...
Because he WANTS to be with her.


Yes.
Robert wants Kristen.
I guess that is hard to accept for some people.

I suppose they think that Rob should do what they want...
not what he wants.
He OWES them that much... right?
I mean... he's famous. 
Being told how to live your life is part of the deal.
They are ENTITLED to criticize and crucify Rob's private life...
Because they know what's best for Rob.
They know what he really wants.
They know how he should handle his career...
His relationships...
His life.


Totally love this picture.
Rob is obviously a softy when it comes to animals.
I appreciate that quality in people...
Especially deliciously handsome guys like Robert.

Where is Robert now?
Where is Kristen?
Pretty sure wherever they are...
They are together.
You know it's true.
They didn't go through all the airport bullshit
to just part ways once they got to LA.
And where does Kristen go next?
I've heard lots of different stories about OTR filming schedule...
So I guess we shall just have to see what comes.
My thoughts?
Montreal won't be the last time we see Rob hanging
with Kristen on the set of OTR.
And if he has major free time...
Where Kristen goes...
So will Robert.


This post was brought to you by the letters *A* and *E*

A for ACCEPTANCE
You will find peace.

E for EXCUSES
Seriously some sad scary shit spewed.
(how's that for alliteration?)

*TWIGGLE PUSH*

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Rob and Kristen- That's Just The Way It Is...


I've been spraying off the foam that is everywhere these days.
And it's so damn thick...

I'm not even going to go into the bullshit.
We all know the truth.
EVERYONE knows
Even people who don't want to know...
KNOW.

Robert and Kristen are together.
That's just the way it is.
They have been for quite some time.
That's just the way it is.

Imagine the above picture...
With any two people in it.
There would be no doubt that they are kissing.
None.


Imagine 2 people walking into a hotel together...
The man tenderly places his hand on the girl's shoulder...
You would think those 2 people are together.
You wouldn't question it.


Imagine a man showing up where his girlfriend is working.
They do this all the time...
Showing up where the other one is.
They are never apart for long.

Imagine a man seeing his girlfriend and smiling
Smiling BIG
You can see how smitten Robert is...
You can see how HAPPY Kristen makes him...


Imagine Rob getting this close
and smiling this big with anyone else.
You would think they were together.
You would think they are intimate.

Just like this...


And this...


And this...


And most definitely this.

This isn't a one time thing.
This has happened...
Again and again and again.

And if it were two other people
who kept turning up together...
kept getting closer and closer
Were shown snuggling and kissing on camera...

You would believe they were together.
You know you would.



Robert and Kristen always end up together.
It doesn't matter where.
It doesn't matter why.
What matters...
Is they always end up together.

And so...
Will we see more of this?


and this?


I've always kinda enjoyed this...


Now you see it
Now you don't.
It's been right in front of our faces the whole time.

That's just the way it is.

This post has been brought to you by the letter *T*

For TOGETHER
What Robert and Kristen are...
get used to it.


and for TWIRL
with Rob and Kristen..


So Happy Together.

Imagine me and you, i do
I think about you day and night, it's only right
To think about the girl you love and hold her tight
So Happy Together

If I should call you up, invest a dime
And you say you belong to me and ease my mind
Imagine how the world could be, so very fine
So happy together

I can't see me lovin' nobody but you
For all my life
When your with me, baby the skies'll be blue
For all my life

Me and you, and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together


Bye for now
♥♥♥

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Rob and Kristen- The Wolf is Out of the Bag


I'm not quite sure what to post today...
Usually I just sit down
Read through my email
See what is happening on Twitter
And then just write down my thoughts.

But lately...
It seems that I can't do that without ruffling some feathers
I'm actually OK with that.
Someone is always unhappy with what I have to say.
Maybe what I write about isn't always 'drama' free
but that is the nature of this beast right now.
I just write what I feel.
It's not my intention to offend anyone...
I just call it like I see it.
You know my motto...
"If the shoe fucking fits... slide that bitch on"

First it was...
"Your blog is Robert Pattinson Intoxication! 
Why don't you go back to talking about Rob?"

Well.. I do talk about Rob.
Every damn day.
Yes, my posts have changed over the years
(and wouldn't it be strange if they didn't?)
I started out just gushing endlessly about Robert...
Going into great detail about my obsession.
Trying to understand it.
I'm pretty sure I still don't understand it...
(I'm still here after all)
But I seem to have gotten it under some sort of control
And seriously...
How many posts can I write where I just lavish
massive amounts of praise on Robert?
I love and adore the man.
I still do.
And so it's been written...
And so it's been done.



I write a lot more about Kristen now.
I'm pretty sure I love and adore her, too...
And I guess some Rob fans don't want to read about her.
So sad.
Too bad.

Now some will say that I only like Kristen because she's with Robert.
I know that's not true.
I find Kristen interesting...
I love reading about her.
I love watching her movies
And if there ever comes a day where her name
isn't linked 24/7 to Rob's...
I will still be a fan.

I love Robert and Kristen.
Together... or apart.


Anyway.
I'm going to just write what I'm thinking about.
What I'm interested in...
And right now it's the airport pictures of Rob and Kristen.

So much to say...

First off...
Rob and Kris... are still together.
I'm thinking that Robert hasn't left her side
(not counting when she was working, of course)
Since he got to Montreal.
I think the fucking gloves are off now.
#GetOffMyDick
Maybe the whole Malibu paparazzi thing was the final straw...
Who knows.
But I think Robert has decided to do what he wants...
and let the chips fall where they may.
Robert has had enough.
He is staying by Kristen's side.
He will take care of her.


Does this mean Kristen is weak?
Fragile?
Not even.
But look at her...
She's a tiny little thing.
When you have 20 assholes chasing you with cameras
shouting at you...
shoving their cameras in your face...
Why wouldn't he take care of his girl?
Why would he ever leave her side?

Why would people expect Rob and Kris to smile
and hold hands skipping through the airport?
I read "Oh they look so miserable together as always"
Really?
REALLY?
Because watching 2 people get harassed and stalked through
an airport isn't really a barometer on how they 'look'
when they are together.


^ I think this is more like it...

 

And then someone says to me...
"Rob and Kristen are just doing this for attention!"
REALLY?

 Rob and Kristen don't have to do anything for attention.
They step out of their house
(Did I say THEIR house? nudge nudge)
And there are cameras in their faces.
You can't tell me you think they ENJOY being stalked
by photographers...
If I ever saw 2 people who didn't enjoy attention...
it is Robert and Kristen.
(Anti PR... by the way)


I sense a lot of anger in Twilight land.
Well, only small factions.
The lunatic fringe, if you will.

People are pissed off at Rob and Kristen...

"They are getting what they deserve!"
"You made your bed, now lie in it!!"
"Rob is ruining his career! What is he thinking?"

Really?

Doesn't anyone else just see two people...
Who have fallen in love
Who just want to be together?
Aren't they allowed to live their lives 
and be with who they want to be with...
Without getting scolded by people 
who think they know better?

I've never been one to throw around
"Get a life" bullshit.
Way overplayed... way overdone
Because obviously, if I am breathing, I have one.
But seriously.
Don't worry so much about how Rob and Kristen 
are handling their relationship.
Don't get so bitter and angry about them walking
through a damn airport.
They don't give a shit about what you or I think.
Rob and Kristen have a 'life'
Let's leave it up to them to live it... shall we?



For some strange, odd reason...
This picture really hit home for me.
I like it.
A lot.
It's just how I picture Robert and Kristen.
Side by side.
Plowing through the bullshit together.

Look...
They obviously want to be together.
And it is obvious.
Crystal clear.
I'm wondering if Robert won't just stay by her side
as much as he can now.
Unless he has other business...
I don't see him leaving her.
I just don't.
And yeah... that's just my opinion.

I just feel a shift in the air...
A change.
And I think Robert and Kristen are only at the beginning 
of what is to come.


Robert.
Walking.

I just HAD to get this one in there.

So final thoughts.

1. Please do not use the NON***n word
in the comments anymore...
They are obsolete now.
It was never about not believing Rob/Kristen were together.
It was always just an excuse to hate.
Let's never speak of them again.
(Maybe they will just disappear!)


2. Fucking give Kristen a break for flipping off the paps.
They're not gonna yell at them.
They're not going to punch them.
They have to just fucking take their shit
through the whole damn airport...
Let the girl flip the fuckers off.
She's at least earned THAT much.

3. Rob and Kristen are together.
Get used to it.
They won't talk about it...
They don't have to.
But you're going to see...
Oh yes.
You will see.

It's been a helluva summer, hasn't it?

This post has been brought to you by the letters *R* and K*

For Robert and Kristen
may they find some peace and quiet
in the eye of the hurricane.


Bye for now
♥♥♥