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Showing posts with label Get Off His Dick. Show all posts
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Rob and Kristen- You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.

Hey Kris- I should be home for dinner. How bout some IN N OUT burgers?

WFE is releasing a trailer this week.
And the very thought makes my stomach flip/flop.
I like the feeling.
I haven't had that feeling in a while now...
And it's good to know that Robert still does it for me.

Honestly.
I don't think he has EVER looked better
(at least to me)
and I'm just looking forward to this whole movie...
But mostly Robert.
Always Robert.


You believe WHAT? Really?

You might not believe this
(and I don't really blame you)
But every morning I come online...
And think...
"I'm not going to talk about the negativity today."
I really do.

I have good intentions...
because although I'm a bit bitchy
(or a lot bitchy, depending on who you ask)
I'm a good person.
I do try to see the positive in situations...
and in people.
I try to give the benefit of the doubt.

But.

Stop making up nasty shit about me and posting it as fact.

Although I come online with good intentions
and purity of heart...
I always get interesting stuff in my email/DMs
that I just can't NOT respond to...

So I was told that someone was threatening Kristen... again.
It was posted on some board/site that I don't know.
Saying they would 'post her contract' and other things

"IF she goes to London or even LEAKS one more GODDAMN picture
of his family or makes up more rumors of Robert.
This isn't a warning this is a promise."

Who does this person think they are?
Who fucking makes threats like this?
Seriously... Who DOES this? 

I still don't get why people think Kristen is out to ruin Rob's career.
How does that make sense in any way?
How does leaking a year old Christmas Pic hurt WFE?
Why would Kristen need to make up rumors about Rob?
Why would she want to hurt him or his family?
How does this help her career?
And where does Rob fit into all this?
Is he just sitting around twiddling his thumbs while Kristen
 supposedly leaks pictures and rumors?

Do people STILL think Rob is just some big idiot doofus
Who has no clue what is going on around him?
That he is willing to forgo years of his life for the sake
of some movies?
That he is blindly led by the nose with no say
in what happens to him or his career?

"She is gay. She has a morality clause in her contract. 
Also her pr ppl leaked that picture. It wasn't stolen from FB..
and Rob's family is really upset. Fail you fucking ducks you always fail."
 
This is all kinds of delusional scary crazy.
They not only presume to know what is in Kristen's contract.
They are positive she is 'gay'
(although it only came up as an issue since she's been with Rob)
They are obviously close personal friends of Rob's family
to know that they are 'really' upset...
They know her "PR PEOPLE"  leaked that pic
So why did they wait a year to leak it?
Holding on to a fairly normal Christmas picture to leak
a year later to offset some imagined diabolical plan to
sabotage Robert's movie career.

DOESN'T THAT SOUND FUCKING CRAZY TO YOU?
God.
I hope it does.
Because if you associate with this kind of lunacy...
You will look just as crazy.

And we all know who the crazy duck hater is.

FUCK YOU, I LOVE DUCKS.

I guess I will never get used to how much people
hate on Kristen Stewart.
People put words in her mouth.
People misquote her and misunderstand her...
All to fit into their fucked up agendas.
 
Rob and Kristen aren't in competition with each other.
From what I've seen... 
they are very supportive of what the other does.
(From going to each others movie sets... to premieres)

And for God's sake...
Give Robert some motherfucking credit, will you?
He's intelligent.
He knows what he's doing.
He knows what he wants.
 
And whether you like it or not...
HE WANTS KRISTEN.
 
It is what it is.

BTW? This shirt belongs to Kristen...

 


We haven't seen Kristen in quite some time...
And I don't really blame her.
But wherever she is right now...
I know she is having the last laugh.
Because she's probably laughing with Rob.
Did I say with Rob?
Of course.
Always.
 
Christmas in L.A.?
New Years in London?
Maybe a bit of both? 
It doesn't really matter the logistics...
I know they will be together.
Somewhere.
Somehow.
Because thats where they want to be.
That's what they always are.



This post is brought to you by the letter *G*


G for GRINCH

Thanks a lot for reminding me that my Grinch shoes
were too tight...
And my Grinch sleigh needs new brakes...
Really.
 

I have hope that my Grinch heart will grow 3 sizes 
before Christmas...

Ho.
Ho.
Ho.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rob and Kristen- T-Shirts = Love ;)


A LOT of chatter about this recent turn of events.
Carey Mulligan spotted in the company of dear sweet Thomas?
Can it be true?

Well...
If you follow the the clothes theory...
You know...
Carey 'looks' like she is wearing Tom's shirt.
So...
if this is true...
Where did she get it?

I kind of envision a huge big pile of clothes...
And everyone just grabs whatever is closest
(and hopefully cleanest)
And just pulls it on without thinking
But.
I don't know...
I mean... people taking clothes on and off...
You know what I mean?
Makes  ya wonder.

But I will be honest...
I don't think sharing a t-shirt is an epic sign of true love...
although I do find it kinda cute.
And I do think it shows a level of... closeness.
And I personally like wearing my husband's t-shirts
They're roomier... comfy
and sometimes I can smell him on them...
Kinda nice.


So let's get back to Miss Mulligan.
Recently broken up with Shia Labeouf...
And now she has the the misfortune of being thrown
into the Twilight fandom.
Poor dear.
I like the girl.
She's adorably cute
she's a wonderful actress...
And I hope whatever is going on with 
Tom and Carey...
They are happy.
But let's not forget the drama surrounding this...
You know...
Obviously Carey and Kristen are acquainted.
Carey is British... has worked with friends of Tom...
so who knows where they met or how long they have known each other.
Does it really matter?
People are getting their knickers all twisted
when it's said that Kristen introduced them.
They can't have that.
Nope.



It seems hard for some people to realize that
Tom and Kristen are friends.
Tom and Robert are friends.
Robert and Kristen are together.
It is what it is, folks.

Oh and...
Does anyone REALLY view Tom as a threat
to Robert and Kristen's relationship?
Didn't think so.
*insert lame rolling eyes smiley here*


Both Robert and Thomas seem very fond of these plaid shirts.
See...
Now...
If Carey were wearing THIS shirt of Toms...
Then I would have to admit there is something going on...
Seriously.
Tom loves that shirt.
He wears that shirt a lot.
So for him to give it up to a girl?
He would really really REALLY have to like her.
You know what I mean??
Do you??
So keep your eyes peeled!

But the Pièce de résistance?

The gray stoli t-shirt...

Robert has said recently that it has gone missing.

But now...

IF Kristen showed up wearing that shirt?

THAT shirt??

Well... then you know how fucking serious 

Robert would have to be about her.

I mean...

That shirt is ICONIC now.

With the 'GET OFF MY DICK' a close second.

Which of course... Robert and Kristen have already shared.

Heh.

;)

That's all I have to say for now.

So I thought I would end on this lovely picture

of scruffy Thomas and beanie Robert.

Good stuff.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for T-shirt sharing!!!

The new way to say "I love you"!!

T for TWIRLING!!!

Be ready...

Seriously.

Robert?

I miss your face.


Bye for now

♥♥♥

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Kristen Stewart Owns You.


There you have it, folks.
Clear as day.
No doubt about it.
Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt...

GET OFF MY DICK.

And I said it before...
and I will say it again.

I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART.

Because if anyone should wear that shirt?
It is most definitely you.

I was going to go into all the lame excuses
that have come out since these pics were released.

But why bother?
Just know that you wearing that shirt
has COMPLETELY and TOTALLY pissed off the haters.
I mean...
They are fucking FROTHING and FOAMING at the mouth right now.
It's fucking BRILLIANT.
How wearing a t-shirt can have that sort of reaction.
The excuses...
The name calling...
The bitter anger...

You fucking OWN them.
Lock
Stock
and
T-shirt.

Excellent.


So keep saying that you don't 'hate' Kristen...
Yet continue to call her all sorts of names just because
she wore her boyfriends t-shirt.
Because that's all she really did.
She wore Robert's t-shirt.
And it's fucking KILLING you.
You say she wears it to mess with the 'sheep'?
You tell me who is upset over her wearing it?
Who has the biggest negative reaction?
Exactly.

Sucks to be you.

I'm guessing it's great to be Kristen.
(and probably equally great being Robert)


This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *G*

F for FAMEWHORE
It's the go to word when people get pissed off.

G for 
GET OFF MY DICK

Because Rob let her wear his t-shirt.
HIS t-shirt.

Heh.


Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Enough


Cute pic of Thomas and Robert.
I love their being friends.
2 goofy, adorkable guys.
Brilliant.

So here it is...
Saturday morning
I was out late last night
Might have had a drink or two
And thus my head is a bit pissed off at me.
Stupid head.

Is anything going on in Twi-Land?
Not really.
Which is actually good.
We've all debated the whole Paparazzi thing.
We all hate them.
Yet we all look at their pictures.
Double Edged Sword.

Thing is...
I don't NEED to see intrusive pictures of Rob and Kristen.
I'm perfectly happy with red carpet/work related pictures.
And as much as I enjoyed seeing the 
KISS picture...
(And yes, they were kissing... Desperadoes)
I didn't NEED to see it to know that 
Robert and Kristen are together.
Ya know?
Do we really need MORE confirmation of their relationship?
After all this time...
And picture after picture...
Every time they show up TOGETHER...
When is it ever enough?

*Got a thing for Rob/Tom walking today*

When is it ever enough...

On her relationship with Robert: “People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying . . . What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private to become entertainment for other people? This is what I wanted to show you on here. People say that if I just tell them everything I’ll be left alone, but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone? They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

On fame: 'What you don't see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up by a flash...A lot of the time I can't handle it. It's fucked. I never expected that this would be my life.' 
 
Then she opens up in a rant about Robert Pattinson when the interviewer sees the photo on the display of Stewart's iPod: "It's a familiar deliciously handsome young man with an arm around Kristen and an arm around Jella, her cat," the reporter's quoted saying. "Without saying a word, [Stewart] quickly shoves the device back into the glove compartment and turns up the volume before I can say anything."
"It's so weird, that you have to be worries about people seeing things," Stewart finally says in response to the iPod image. "You want to be excited about something, normal people can be excited about their lives, and I am, too, but it's such a different thing. It comes out as entertainment for other people and that makes me want to throw up."
(ELLE UK)

*Walk this way*
 
I'm sick of the Paps.
I'm sick of the preaching.
I'm sick of people thinking Rob and Kristen somehow deserve
to be stalked, harassed and endangered
Just because they are 'famous'.
Or that they brought this on themselves
because they don't wish to publicize their relationship.
Complete Bullshit.
and
Fuck You.
 
But that's where I will leave this for now.
Because where before it was just my head that hurt...
My stomach has decided to join the party.
Thanks stomach.
 

And while I know this is a 'pap' picture...
At least they were on a movie set.
But
To me...
THIS picture is way more telling than the one where they are kissing.
This picture shows how completely
Totally
Obliviously 
SMITTEN
Robert is for Kristen.
It's my favorite one that came from Montreal.
 
But that being said...
 

You gotta love this one.
So yeah...
GET OFF HIS DICK.
 
I would be happy not to see them the whole time
that they are in LA together...
Just knowing they are together is enough.
(Of course they are)
Just knowing they are happy is enough.
(Of course they are)


This post is brought to you by the letters *P*, *D* and *E*

P for Peace and Quiet.
I hope Robert and Kristen have found it.

D For DICK
Get the fuck off his
 
E for ENOUGH
 
 
Enough.
It was difficult to pull my hand back,
to stop myself from moving closer
to her than I already was.
A thousand different possibilities
ran through my mind in an instant--
a thousand different ways to touch her.
The tip of my finger tracing the shape of her lips.
My palm cupping under her chin.
Pulling the clip from her hair
and letting it spill out across my hand.
My arms winding around her waist,
holding her against the length of my body.
Enough.

Edward Cullen, Midnight Sun, Chapter 12, p. 252

Bye for now.
♥♥♥