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Monday, December 24, 2012

Rob and Kristen- So This is Christmas...



So it's Christmas Eve.

Are you bustling and hustling 
and enjoying your holiday?
Surrounded by family, friends
Bursting with love and happiness??


Or...

Typical Ninnie.  A Ninch? Bwahahaha!

Are you sitting on Tumblr and Twitter...
being all Grinchy?
Grumbling.
Grouchy.
Grumpy.

Is it worth it?

For one day.
Just ONE day...



Can you let your anger and bitterness go?

Peace on Earth.
Good Will towards Men.
And Women.

Its not worth it.
Being all nasty and negative.
It won't change anything.
It just shrinks your heart.
Your mind.
Your life.

This happens. Every year.


Because guess what?

No matter the drama that people try to create...
No matter the lies and the bullshit.

Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

Every year it's the same tired nonsense.
Regurgitated stupidity.
And every year
Rob and Kristen
Prove them wrong 
Because they
ALWAYS
END 
UP
TOGETHER.

Seriously.
Write it down.
Live it.
Learn it.

Lean on me...


Don't worry about where Rob is...
Or where Kristen  is...
They will be just fine.
They know what they are doing.

While some are so busy hating on her...
or worrying about where she is
or where she is going...

You know how it goes.
Say it.
Out loud.

Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
END
UP
TOGETHER.

Year.
After Year.
After Year.

With acceptance...
Comes PEACE.

The beginning...


So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young 

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear 


- John Lennon




No words needed.


So this post is brought to you by Christmas...

Happy Christmas!

I hope all of you find peace and happiness...
And are safe, warm and well loved.



And here's a couple of early presents...

Determined Rob.

Rob.
Sunglasses.
Guitar.
Walking.

Say no more.

Protective Thomas.

And my dear Thomas...
Handsome.
Loyal.
True.



Sexy.
Sweet.

A lethal combination.




One of my favorite Rob/Kristen moments.


HAPPY
HAPPY
CHRISTMAS!

No matter what you do or
how you celebrate...

SMILE!
BE HAPPY!

Rob and Kristen are.
Guaranteed.

I know something you don't know!

Until next time.

Peace.
Love.

Bye for now

Friday, January 28, 2011

Rob and Kristen- Think About It...


So my email has been overflowing with
delicious and wonderful words of love.
Or not.

But I thought I might share a few of the
more entertaining letters.

Rose-- How can you be sooooo stupid? What is wrong with you? You do know that you look like a complete idiot everytime you act like Rob and Soup are together. You don't know anything. I have recently been told that the whole IOW thing this year was faked. Stupid bitch. Rob and Kristen were never together on New Years Eve. There is no way Rob's hair could change length and color within a weeks time. Those pictures were all photoshopped. They probably put Rob's face on someone elses body. I know for a fact that those pictures are at least a year old and that the picture of Rob and Soup kissing, isn't even them. How desperate are you to have your 'epic luuuurve' fantasy? We all just sit and laugh at you.
--No Love
Me

Dear Delusional- I'm the one who is desperate?
You scream for 'pics or it didn't happen' and then when you get the pics,
you scream that they are fake.
You will do or say anything to disprove what is right in front of your eyes.
Rob and Kristen together for the Holidays?
NOOO! It can't be! They weren't ever there! Look at his hair! Where's his mole?
How long did you scour the internet looking for pics of Rob 
in the leather jacket and beanie?
Do you have any idea how pathetic this is? I'm guessing not.
Rob and Kristen were not only together for the holidays...
But they were on IOW celebrating with friends...
and they kissed in the New Year.
Pics.
And it DID happen.
You can't accept it .... So you make up absurd conspiracy theories
to try and explain it away.
Truly scary.
The most simple explanation is often the most obvious.
It happened.
Deal with it.


To Rose. How do you feel now, Rose? Now that your mighty Queen Shepherd has fallen?
Did you see her court documents? D-i-d Y-o-u? I hope you feel as stupid as you look. That's what you get for believing in a liar and a fraud. She has lied to all of the sheep from day one but everyone wanted to believe what she was saying. Well, now she got what was coming to her. I can't tell you how much I have laughed over this! Reading those documents was the highlight of my week! She actually blamed N-o-n-s-t-e-n-s!
I hope you feel like the fool you are. You deserve it.
-Laughing at you

Dear Clown,
I'm feeling pretty good... thanks for asking!
Why would I feel anything but good?
See... I believe 'stupid' and 'fool' is reserved for people
who have nothing better to do in their lives
than to go crawling on their underbellies through someones personal life.
Did you ever ask yourself WHY you care so much?
Yes, the very same people who spew daily how much they don't care.
"We don't care! We have fun with this! We don't take it seriously!"
Right.
But you care enough to go sifting through court documents that have nothing
to do with you or have any impact on your life.
You care enough to post those documents for everyone to see.
You scream that they are 'public' and its your right to do so.
This is what makes you Hyenas.
Scavengers of the worst kind.
Circling and biting at someone who hasn't done anything to you.
Attacking people who don't agree with your point of view.
Gleefully gnawing on other peoples pain.
You make it personal.
What happens in those court documents isn't my business.
It's between D and Summit.
She didn't hurt YOU by releasing those pictures.
You had nothing to do with it.
It was all revenge.
Self righteous indignation.
Just another excuse to HATE.
Because let's face it...
That's what you do best.

And for the record?
I don't 'follow' anyone.
I dont' need anyone to tell me what I already know.
And most of all.
The whole Summit bullshit didn't change a thing.
Robert and Kristen are STILL together...
The leaked pics never had anything to do with that.
So gnaw on that.


I've been reading your blog for a long time now and I just wanted to tell you that I think you are FOS. You act like you know something. You act like you have sources. You don't know shit. It's so obvious that Rob and Kristen are just doing this until the movies are over. Then they will go their own way and I'm sure Rob can't wait to get away from her! How can you not see that they only are doing this for the money? Because it's in their contract? They never look happy when they are together and it's all staged for the public. I can't wait until the day when this whole thing come out and you will be left crying sad sheep tears. It's coming soon. The end is near. I hope you are ready for it, bitch.

Alas.
Another person who hates what I say....
But can't stay away from reading every word.
Dime a dozen.
I find it so amusing that you think so little of Robert that he would pretend
to be in a relationship for money. Doesn't he have enough?
Don't you have any faith in him as a human being?
Do you really think Robert would mislead his fans...
Lie and manipulate people to believe something that wasn't true?
Not just for a few months... but for YEARS?
Really?
Are we talking about the same Robert Pattinson?
What kind of studio is Summit that they can control people's lives for years?
Do they do that with all their movie's stars?
Do all studios make their stars pretend to be in relationships for PR?
Do you really believe any serious actor would sign his life away?
How is it Summit can control Kristen's personal life for year upon year...
but can't stop her from cutting her hair for The Runaways?
Oh they bargained for her personal life in contracts...
But not her hair.
Does that make any sense to you?
Of course not.
You obviously don't possess any sense.



I'm exhausted.
I've actually had a couple of trying days recently...
No, not Robert/Kristen related.
But coming online and seeing the same disgusting bullshit
spewed by the same disgusting bitter harpies...
Well.
Suffice to say it put me in a mood.

Final thoughts?

1. You hide behind the 'they are PUBLIC documents' excuse
as to why you post the court records.
Yet when people take a 'public' picture of yours and mock it?
You scream foul.
BOTH are wretched and disgusting behavior.
One isn't less revolting.
Both examples have pushed personal boundaries
WAY to far.
It's all just excuses to HATE.



2. Did you ever notice that just about everyone in the entertainment
world believes Rob and Kristen are a couple?
9 out of 10 entertainment news sites have accepted reality.
But yet...
THEY ARE ALL WRONG.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WRONG.

Think about it.

3. Rob and Kristen are so adorable together.
I love that they are happy.

This bullshit drama is just a blip on their radar.
They are busy working...
(And no, they aren't in competition with each other.
Why would they be?
There is no reason that Kristen wouldn't want WFE to do well.
Rob's success makes her HAPPY.
That's what happens when you love someone.)
They are busy living their lives.
They are busy loving each other.



And that's the way it should be.

One more thing.
I get a lot of email everyday.
99% of it is positive and supportive.

Sometimes I just need to respond to it.

And now...


Just because.

I feel SO much better


This post is brought to you by the letter *E


E for Enough.

When is it ever enough?
Because I'm done.
I'm scraping the shit off my shoes...
and I'm showering off the foam.
No more hate.

Enough.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Rob and Kristen- HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Color me surprised! Kristen and Rob are together! Bwahahahaha!

I don't even know where to begin...
I really don't.
If you go on twitter and read some of the bullshit that is spewed...
Well...
If you are on the twirly happy side of things
You Laugh.
Oh and I am laughing.
If you are on the bitter foamy side of things
You are ANGRY!

And yeah... I'm fucking laughing.
I'm pointing and laughing.
I'm laughing and pointing.
And even though I have a bit of a hangover 
from last nights festivites...
I'm twirling.
Heh.
So Rob and Kristen have been hanging out a week in the UK
and this is the first picture to come out.
Brilliant job, if I do say so myself.

But let's get to it, shall we?
The meat of this conversation.

Really Funny. Hilarious in a really sad pathetic way...

See...
What happens when a picture like this comes out
(and we all knew it would sooner or later)
You can almost count on the usual reactions.
The same tired excuses.

1. Kristen looks miserable! Why is she there.

Obviously because Rob wants her there.
(and it fucking KILLS you...)

2. Kristen is such a bitch! Why can't she smile for the camera?

Kristen is awkwardly shy. She admits it.
She also has death threats and constant harassing/stalking lunatics
following her wherever she goes.
Is it that off base for her to be wary and reluctant
to have complete strangers come up to her demanding pictures?
The girl who is in the pic from IOW was getting harassed on her FB acct.
That was only for a short time...
and she started losing it and was considering just erasing everything.
That was just minutes...
Kristen has been dealing with this for years.
We have NO IDEA what she goes through everyday.
None.
We only see seconds... moments at a time.
Yes... she rich and famous 
Yes... she has Robert.
But she is a human being.
She's a young girl... trying to live her life the best way she knows how.
She's trying to figure stuff out as she goes along...
Just like you and me.
Is she perfect?
No.
And I bet Kristen would be the first to admit that.
Are you perfect?
Doubt it.
Yet you gleefully throw stones at her...
Trying to hurt her.
Why??
Being angry and jealous is no way to go through life.

I see Rob. I see Kristen. Where the hell is Tom?

People see pictures like this...
And instead of accepting it at face value.
Rob, Kristen and friends out on NYE...

It's all about

"How romantic! Hanging out with a big group of people!"

Well.
Needless to say this is somewhat of a tradition for this
big group of people.
It's just now Kristen is included.
Should they have to stop doing something they want to do
just because lunatics can't leave them alone?
Should they let the fanatics dictate how they
should live their lives?
Fuck that noise.
Besides the fact...
Rob and Kristen aren't going to be making out in public.
Get used to it.
They know they are being constantly watched.
They aren't going to put on a show for your entertainment.

But gnaw on this...
Think about how alone and romantic Rob and Kristen
were when they got back to their hotel room.
Taste good?
Or maybe just a tad bitter?
;)

Now we all know who Rob was kissing at Midnight! ;)

Since this year's drama was so much like last years
I decided to go look at my post from a year ago.
And.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
The picture may have changed...
But the excuses/denials remain the same

Here is a portion of my post from January 1, 2010

But...
I'm surrounded by delusion.
Bitter rationalizations.
Silly excuses.


Should I even write about it?
I don't know.
Does it even matter?
Most definitely not.
But I guess one more post
pointing out just how extreme
some people can be...
And let me get this straight right here and now.
It's not just Nons**ns, 
It's Robstens, And IDontGiveaShitStens.
Lunatics are everywhere.


I have to pull in some of the good excuses...

that I have read on Twitter...
Other blogs...
and those that were sent to me
by people who read my blog...
The rationalizations to explain away
the pics of Robert and Kristen
Together
In England.


Ready?

1. "That's NOT Kristen! I magnified that picture
on my computer software...
And her face was photo-shopped on the pic!"


2. "That picture was taken LAST year
when they were promoting Twilight."


3. "That picture was taken in Nov when they were
promoting New Moon"


4. "Kristen doesn't have any friends...
so she probably flew to England to spend NYE
with Rob. I visit friends in other countries 
ALL the time. Doesn't mean we are in love"


5. "Are we sure these pics were taken in England?
I think the backgrounds were photoshopped
to look like it."


6. "Who cares if they are together in the UK?
They aren't even together in the pictures."


7. "Rob looks so unhappy.
You know Kristen is such a bitch.
She probably forced an invitation."


8. "Big deal. It's just another (out of many)
picture that Robstens are clinging to.
It doesn't prove anything"


Well...
You get the point.
It doesn't matter anymore.
It's done.
It's over.
 The thing is...
BEFORE Kristen was spotted in England with Rob...
People were all about...
"I wish she would just step out in LA 
and put this #LondonStew bullshit to rest"
and guess what?
She fucking stepped.
And it wasn't a Pap pic
and it wasn't work related...
It was a little girl who wanted her picture
taken with Edward and Bella...
And does it prove that Robert 
is in love with Kristen?
I can't speak for how they feel.
But they must want to be together.
Because they are.
That speaks for itself.


Yeah. Pretty funny, right?
Same tired bullshit.

The more things change...
The more they remain the same.
 
Closing thoughts.
I'm so sure Kristen flew to the UK for a week...
Just for some sort of bizarro PR scheme.
A PR so strange and twisted...
That up until last night...
There was only one picture of her.
Sounds like a plan.
"GO TO ENGLAND AND PROMOTE... SOMETHING...
I DON'T CARE, MAKE SOMETHING UP.
AND MAKE SURE YOU AREN'T SEEN AT ALL 
UNTIL RIGHT UP TO THE DAY BEFORE YOU LEAVE!
DO IT NOW!!"

OR

Rob and Kristen are a seriously committed couple
who want to spend their holidays together.
What's wrong with starting your New Year
with the one you love?
Nothing.
Nothing at all.

Happy New Year!
 
Just because I miss his face...
 

This post is brought to you by the letters *D* and *B*

D for Denial.
Now you Deny that you are Denying that you are in Denial.
No wonder you are so angry all the time.

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHA
It never gets fucking old being right.
It never gets fucking old watching foamers scramble
and try to rationalize what keeps happening over and over again.
Never.
Gets.
Fucking.
Old.

Let's just wait and see what the New Year brings...
Shall we?
;)

Bye for now
☂☂☂☂☂
(The forecast is for dark and foamy today) 
 
 

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Rob and Kristen- You Know They Do


It's one of those days when I don't have a lot to say...
You know what that means.
Grab something to drink...
Make sure there is food nearby...
Because I will probably ramble aimlessly for a while.

Today is the DH's birthday.
Right now he's at Home Depot!
Fun Fun Fun till my daddy took the T-bird away.
Yeah...
So it's B's birthday...
And he's doing his usual Saturday shit.
And here I am doing my usual Saturday bullshit.
I guess when you get to be of advanced age...
(I am supposedly quite ancient if you listen to some people)
Birthdays just don't mean what they used to.
But I will say this...
I cannot imagine my life without B in it.
Happy Birthday B!

2. Remember these pictures?
Heh.
Kristen ever so obviously wearing Robert's 'notched' t-shirt?
There was a lot of drama 
(shocking, I know)
Over that t-shirt.
People were saying she cut a shirt to look like Rob's...
That still cracks my shit up.
My thoughts then and now...
When you pick up someone else's shirt
and put it on...
It kinda means they took off the shirt in the same place.
And you changed clothes in the same place.
So clothes were coming on and off
in the same place.
Get it?
You know they do.



3. She is SO playing footsies with him under that table.
She's giggling.
He's giggling.
I just have one question.
Where the HELL was the photographer who took this picture?
He must have been some distance away for them not 
to have notice him snapping away.
Kinda creepy... not gonna lie.
But kinda cute... too.
 I like the giggling footsies.
You know they do.


4. Now that Robert and Kristen are working on BD
and working on the same project.
And working in the same city.
I suspect we may see a bit more of this sort of thing.
Some people would have you believe that they are getting
'reconnected' for their upcoming roles...
But come on...
REALLY?
Reconnected.
When did they ever DISconnect?
They've been connected since the summer of 2008.
You know it.
I know it.
That dark haired girl making the strange face knows it.
You know they do.

What number... 5?
5 it is
5. LOTS of rumors about Rob and Kristen renting a house together.
Well...
DUH.
They spend all their time together anyway...
It just makes sense.
MAKES
SENSE.
Well... I know the word SENSE is foreign to some...
Unless you put NON in front of it.
NONsense.
Yeah, I'm sure we will see them out and about every now and then...
But let's face it kiddies...
If you had Robert Pattinson to yourself...
What would YOU want to do?
Go out and hang with other people?
OR
Be all greedy and selfish
and want to be alone with him?
Let's see if the SENSE kicks in.
;)

You know they do.


6. I don't really have a six.
I just wanted to post this picture (again)
This was the straw that broke the hyena's back.
This was the beginning of the end for them.
Such a gloriously happy picture.
So intimate and sweet.
Love this picture.
Love seeing Robert and Kristen so happy.
So in love.


This post was brought to you by the letter *B*

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know the truth.
We all know the truth.

You know they do.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Rob and Kristen- For The Last Time...


This makes me SO happy!


THIS makes me SO happy!


I cannot wait to see her again!

And I'm incredibly excited about WTTR...
I just hope it gets a wider release 
so that everyone can see how fuck awesome 
Kristen is in this movie.
Roger Ebert already saw the movie at Sundance
and her performance inspired him to say, 
“I’m discovering an important new actress.”
2 thumbs up!

The Runaways was showing in 2 theaters
within a 50 mile radius of my house...
That's pretty damn sucky.
But I did get to see it in the theater
(with a lot of old men... totally creeptastic)
So I'm hoping that WTTR will also be near by.

It's not just Kristen that I want to see...
I'm a major fan of James Gandolfini
Like huge.
It goes beyond his superb work in the Sopranos...
I love the guy.


So I've found my Rose colored glasses...
and decided to block out the negative

Hell...
I don't really need any old glasses to see the good.
It's right in front of me all the time.
For some odd reason a line from the Simpsons
keeps popping into my head...
Homer to Bart
"Let the baby have his bottle"
Random... I know.
But that's how I feel today.

I know what I know...
And Robert and Kristen being together 
is one of those things.

Sure...
Both sides of this debate have their 'insiders'
Some a bit more dubious than others...
(You know... a friends uncle who has a cousins girlfriend who is in the 'business')
They both give people what they want to hear.
But you may not believe this...
I don't need anyone to tell me what is right in front of me.
Yeah, it's always nice to have my thoughts confirmed
(which they usually are)
But it's really just logic and common sense...
and not being blinded by hatred.
Simple.



Does Robert look miserable here?
Hmmm...
He looks pretty fucking relaxed and comfortable to me...

Hmmm....
Kinda looks like he's where he wants to be
with exactly who he wants to be

He's not looking angry or put out...
He's not looking like Summit has a gun pointed at him in the bushes


He looks like a man...
who wants to be as close as possible to Kristen.
A man who is smiling...
And not just any old smile...
But a HUGE FUCKING SMILE
one that says...
THIS is definitely where I want to be.


Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she's too cool to give a damn.

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.
She makes me feel like a king,
she makes me feel like a freak
She plays on me because she knows that I'm weak
And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time.

I'm falling in love with a girl...

****************************************************************** 

Someone I adore quoted Winnie The Pooh recently...
And I will admit it, OK...
I'm a sap.
You might not think so because I'm often so
Sarcastically Snarky
But I really am a softie.
Sarcastically Snarky Softie Sap?
Snarky Sarcastic Sappy Softie?

ANYWAY.

 Piglet holds a special place in my
blackened, grizzled, shrunken Grinch heart.

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered.

"Yes, Piglet?"

"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."


I just wanted to be sure of you.


This post is brought to you by the letters *P* and *S*

P for Piglet of course.
I wanna hug him...
and squeeze him...
and call him George.
OK, maybe not George...
But I'm sticking by the hugging and squeezing.

S for Smitty.
Thanks for sharing that quote with me...
It really got to me.
Good Luck on Friday!

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Robert Pattinson- Ain't No Sunshine When He's Gone


And so it begins.
Complete fuckery yesterday.
Fuck Er Y
Seriously.

Where in the world is Robert Pattinson?
Does anyone know?
Well, besides Rob and Kristen that is...

Some say he went down to Argentina to pick up Kristen
(to take her where... we have no idea)
Some say he is still in LA... doing his thing.
Some say he's in London with Tom.

Where oh where can he be?

Well...
I guess I can picture him in LA...
Moping around the empty house
taking care of Jella...
Yes... I can see it now.
Rob pulls out one of his vintage guitars
(You know, one that Kris gave him)
And starts playing...

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone.
It's not warm when she's away.
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long anytime she goes away. 
 
Yes, I can almost hear him singing...


And where is Kristen?
We saw her leave yesterday...
Was she meeting someone?
Is she really going to NOLA?
Did someone whisk her away to some unknown location?

So many unanswered questions.

There were a lot of 'Rob' sightings yesterday...
None of them were proven by pictures
But there was a 'fake Rob' video
that showed someone wearing a hoodie/sunglasses
who at first glance you might mistake for Robert...
But if you really looked at it (which I did)
You realize there is no chance in HELL that was Rob.
We all know what Robert looks like.
How he walks
The clothes he wears...
How he moves...
(Yeah, OK, so I know this shit... shut up)
ANYWAY.
I'm not sure what was accomplished by someone kinda
looking like Robert in an airport where Kristen was...
And guess what?
Some people blamed Kristen for it!
You know the drill...
Kristen wants attention!
Kristen wants publicity!

Yeah. Right.
That's almost as believable as two people
pretending to be together for 5 years
for $$money and promotion.
Man... I can't even type that shit without 
fucking LAUGHING OUT LOUD.
Seriously.
 
 
Thing is...
No one is sure where Robert Pattinson is right now.
He hasn't been seen in days.
 
Did he go get Kristen?
So many people asked why he would go down there
just to turn around and go back to LA.
But...
Why does everyone assume they would go back to LA?
They both have time off...
Why not spend it together?
And is it possible for Robert to have been there...
Waiting for her...
Without being seen?

Who knows.


A lot of people do say Kristen is heading to NOLA 
That very well might be...
I mean... she does have to film there
Although it wasn't until Sept 7th...
So I'm not sure why she would go there so soon
She must have other things she can do
before she has to be on set?
;)

Will Robert make another set appearance?
Well... since the last one singed the hair on the Hyena's asses...
Wait.
Hyena... Ass
Same difference?
Heh.

Where was I?
Hairy Hyena's Ass...
Yes.
Since Rob's last trip to Montreal was such a complete success
I look forward to his showing his beautiful face
nuzzling next to Kristen's...
Again.


I kinda like the intrigue.
No one will know where Rob or Kristen are...
or if they are together...
Until a picture shows up.

It might be days... you know?
It might be a 1/2 hour from now.

I'm thinking days...
I don't know why.
I like to think that Rob and Kristen connected somehow yesterday...
And Rob whisked her off for some alone time...
So if in a few days...
Rob and Kristen magically appear in some airport...
We will have to wonder where they were...
Together.

OR...
 
 
Rob is home in LA
Kristen is in NOLA
(NO LA)
And Rob will get his butt down there as soon as he can.

OR

Rob really IS in London
with his bestest friend in the whole wide world
 

Damn... I was going to post a pic of Tom smiling
(it is an endearing smile, after all)
But this picture is just so Beatlesque, isn't it?
And I love the Beatles.
And I'm beginning a whole new love affair with Tom...
Sure...
People say I only like Tom because he's Rob's friend.
And I will admit that Rob is who led me to Tom...
But.
Look at that face.
You gotta love him.
And where is Tom Sturridge these days?
We haven't seen him either since the 
Infamous
KISS PIC!
(This kiss this kiss... it's criminal!)

Lucky Tom...
He can fly under the radar unless he's with Rob and/or Kristen.
And what a place to be.
Which leads us back to my original question...

Where in the world is Robert Pattinson?

And why am I completely happy NOT knowing?
We can speculate all day long...
But no one knows.
(Well, OK, some people know)
And that's GOOD.
No pictures.
No intrusions.
No screaming.
No chasing.
No shoving.
No stalking.

No Rob and Kristen.

This Kiss This Kiss
It's BLISS.

I hope wherever Robert and Kristen are...
They are finding BLISS in each others arms.

That's a nice thought.

This post was brought to you by the letters *W* and *K*

W for Who the fuck knows where Rob and Kris really are.
(and won't it be interesting when a picture does show up?)

K for KISS
Because Rob and Kristen are absolutely kissing in that picture.
In fact...
They might be kissing RIGHT now!
 
Bye for now
♥♥♥