Robert and Kristen-- They Get It

“I have been criticized a lot for not looking perfect in every photograph,”

 Kristen Stewart tells Vanity Fair contributing editor 

Ingrid Sischy in July’s cover story. 

“I get some serious shit about it. I’m not embarrassed about it. 

I’m proud of it. If I took perfect pictures all the time,

 the people standing in the room with me, or on the carpet,

 would think, What an actress! What a faker!

 That thought embarrasses me so much that I look like shit in half my photos, 

and I don’t give a fuck.

 What matters to me is that the people in the room leave and say, 

‘She was cool. She had a good time. She was honest.’

 I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters

 who want to turn truth into shit.

 Not that you can say that in Vanity Fair!”

On the fandemonium that exists around her everywhere she goes: 

“It’s not the fans that are scary. 

Each one of them is different.

 But large groups of people are scary — there’s no individual there.

Here's the deal.

1. SWATH had a great weekend Box Office.

All the idiots who predicted failure are eating shit.
They must have developed a taste for it by now...
Considering how much they eat.

2. Kristen and Rob won "Best Kiss" for the

4th year in a row.

Yes. Of course Rob and Kristen discussed it.

Rob told everyone that Kristen would 'kiss herself'

and she did exactly that.

They knew.
They planned.

3. Kristen was adorable and giggly and 

gloriously happy at the MTV Movie awards...

Contrary to what some B list actresses have to say...

Kristen smiles plenty.

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her,”

 Robert Pattinson tells V.F. of Stewart.

 “No matter how many times she smiles, 

they’ll put in the one picture where she’s not smiling.”

Isn't it sweet how Robert defends his girl?

Is it any wonder that Vanity Fair went to him...

Someone who knows her intimately

Probably better than anyone else

To talk about Kristen for the article?

(No... Sorry... Not Garrett Hedlund... HAHAHA)

Robert.

Who has also looked gloriously happy lately...

Coincidence?

I think not.

“The perception of her is that she’s ‘awkward,’”

 Rob admits. “But it’s funny knowing her. 

It’s the absolute opposite of what people think. 

She’s insanely confident.” 

Oh Robert.

Kristen has every reason to be confident.

Beautiful beyond words.

Talented. Focused.

A force to be reckoned with...

and of course...

She has him.

What a pair they make.

Perfect match.

They compliment each other.

Ying. Yang.

They fit.

Together.

The right pieces of the puzzle.

And Kristen is right...

She gets a lot of shit.

Serious shit.

And for what?

Because she doesn't smile enough?

Because she changes out of her heels for Chucks?

Because she fidgets in interviews?
Because she doesn't say the right thing at the right time?

Because she flips off the disgusting vermin

known as paparazzi?

(And since when do people defend those vultures?
Since when are the paparazzi the VICTIMS here?)

Because she curses in interviews?

Because the most desirable and wanted man

on the face of the earth chooses to spend 

his free time with her?

Are any of those legit reasons to give her shit?
Or are they just excuses to hate?

Kristen doesn't hurt anyone.

She doesn't talk shit about other actors in interviews

or on Twitter...

She's not criticizing what you wear or how you talk.

She's just living HER life... the best she knows how.
She works hard. She shows up on time.
She does what is asked of her.
Isn't that good enough?
Will it ever be good enough?

You might not understand Kristen.

But that's OK.

You don't have to like her.

That's OK, too.
But obsessively hating her?
That's not OK.

And when adult actresses insult her on Twitter...

Unprovoked, I might add

Isn't that giving her undeserved shit?
And for what?
Why must they pretend to know why Kristen
behaves the way she does and then criticize her for it?
Do they talk to her?
Do they actually try and listen to what she is saying?
Or just judge her on how she says it?

Kristen isn't perfect.

She has never claimed to be.
In fact her flaws are part of her charm.

I don't even think she cares if we get her or not.

Because lets be honest... the people that matter to her?

They Get her.

Those are the ones who have nothing but wonderful things

to say about her.

Those are the people who praise her...
who adore her
who smile at her
who protect her

who love her.

Like Robert.

He gets her.

and in return...

She gets him.

This post is brought to you by the letter T

(guess why)

T for

Truth

They do try to turn it into shit.

But the truth remains.
Always.

which brings us back to 

T for

Together.

Rob and Kristen always end up TOGETHER.

Snuggling.

Kissing.

Holding hands.

You know...

TOGETHER.

And last but not least...

T for

Thomas Sturridge

Yes.

Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Dear Rob and Kristen... and George.

You can tell me anything...

Hi George.

I kept saying how much I missed Kristen's face...

and Lo and Behold...

She appeared.

(She's nice that way)

There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with this picture.

 Looking luminous...

Lovely.

Look at her, George...

Doesn't she look happy?

Glowing?

In Love?

Yes.

Yes she does.

And we all know who she is in love with, George...

Her English boyfriend.

The man in her life

The ONLY man in her life.

Robert.

Pattinson.

What possible word describes this??

And there Kristen is...

all gorgeous in Dior Couture

for a Vanity Fair shoot.

How phenomenal is that??

How phenomenal does she look?

George...

Don't you feel like Kristen is growing up right

before our eyes?

Growing into a stunning woman.

Becoming comfortable in her own skin...

Finding out who she is

Owning it

And being damn happy about it.

So George...

Tell me something.

Why do people want to make such a BIG deal

about Kristen flipping the finger?

Why George?

It's just a finger after all.

Like she's never done it before?

Like she will never do it again?

So what?

Honestly George...

People just want to fucking WHINE

all the damn time.

Over a finger, George.

A fucking finger.

Personally?

It doesn't matter to me one way or another...

It's pretty obvious that I'm in no position to judge

Kristen's finger flipping...

I have a bit of a potty mouth myself

(you may have noticed)

I'm pretty sure no one else can judge her either...

But they do, George

They do.

I bet those grapes are BITTER.

Yes, George... I know.

It's always something.

If its not the finger...

Its the hair.

Or the makeup

or the clothes.

or her face

or her shoes

or the words she says

or the words she doesn't say...

it doesn't matter what she does

or how she does it...

They will always find a reason to judge her.

Have they ever posed like this... with anyone else?

But in the end, George

Who wins?

Who gets to be with Robert?

Because we all know he doesn't look at anyone

like he looks at Kristen...

Smile that smile...

He looks at her like she is the most beautiful girl he's ever seen

Like he can't get close enough...

He looks at her

Like she is the only person that matters.

(Like she's something to eat...)

Flaws and all.

He loves her.
And the really beautiful part, George?
It works both ways.
Kristen loves Rob.
Flaws and all.

So Kristen wins.

So does Robert.

They always do.

Oh My.

Temptation.
Seduction.
Obsession.

Intoxication.

I need this movie.

Please.

Come on George...

What's a girl gotta do to see this movie??

Move to Berlin?

I'm trying really hard to be patient, George...

But we all know it's not one of my virtues.

(Do I have virtues?)

OK George.

Here's a virtue

Hey... I got to keep the clothes...

My adoration for Tom Sturridge...

Does that work?

"a good or admirable quality"

Yeah George.

I think it does.

Nothing wrong with that.

Nothing at all.

Green Sheep.

You know it's true.

 

Flawed Perfection.

Why expect perfection from Kristen...

If you don't achieve perfection from yourself.
I kinda like my imperfections.
It's part of what I am.

With acceptance 

comes

Peace

This post is brought to you by mistakes.

Glass houses.

Throwing stones.

We've all been there.

Hopefully you learn something along the way.

Thanks for listening George

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Trauma Report

You're right... that is SO Rob.

So.

As usual, I have lots of thoughts.

But I was discussing things with a friend of mine

who has a very unique way of looking at this whole Twilight thing.

She made a lot of good points.

Excellent points.

Pointy points.

She gave me good advice.

I will try to follow it.

If I can.

1. Do I really need to dissect the VF interview?

It's been torn apart and pieced back together

more times than I can count.

Twisted and bent to fit agendas.

But the part that resonated with me the most?

“Are you asking me if I’m really a vampire?,” Pattinson says, laughing, when I join the nosy chorus, asking if his on-screen love mirrors his relationship in real life. As I wait for an answer, Pattinson literally starts squirming. “Yes. Um. No, not really,” he says. “It’s pretty hard to … It’s just very traumatic,” he says cryptically.

“I mean, are you very intense about each other?,” I ask.

“Oh, I don’t know,” he says finally. “She’s cool. Even before I knew her I thought she was a really good actress. Like, I saw Into the Wild, and I thought she was really good in that. I still think there are very few girls in her class that are as good as she is. It’s funny that she’s the one doing this huge—thing.” That is, Twilight.

“When this is over,” says Pattinson, meaning the seemingly unstoppable Twilight entertainment machine, “the media will lose interest” in their alleged affair. He hopes. “There’ll be nothing to say. It won’t fit into a headline anymore. It won’t fit into a template.”

Does his onscreen love mirror his relationship in real life?

"YES. Um. No, not really.

It's pretty hard to... its just very traumatic."

He says 'cryptically'

So what does this mean?

His first response was YES.

Because he does love her in real life?

Then he stopped himself.

Does he not want their relationship mirrored with Edward/Bella?

No. Not really.

Who would?

It's very traumatic.

Do you think he really meant the relationship is traumatic?

Come on now.  Really?

Or do you think all the bullshit drama

surrounding it... attacking it...

stalking it... 

Is what he finds so traumatic?

You tell me.

If Robert really found being with Kristen so traumatizing...

Surely he would stop hanging out with her?

No one was holding a gun to his head on New Years Eve

when he kissed her at midnight.

No one forced him to show up in Montreal

and snuggle and kiss her.

No one forces them to travel together...

Live together

Vacation together

Celebrate holidays in each other's homes.

Do they?

Nope.

Actions Speak Louder Than Words.

He's not looking too traumatized here...

I mean... are you very intense about each other?

"Oh I don't know.... she's cool. 

Even before I knew her I thought she was a really good actress."

Deflection.

Robert does this in EVERY interview.

People keep expecting him to declare his undying love

to a stranger for a magazine interview.

It's not going to happen.

What do you want him to say?

"GOD MY LOVE FOR HER IS SO FUCKING INTENSE!"

Right.

So what does he do?

Starts discussing a safe topic...

His admiration for Kristen's acting ability.

He's said it many times before...

but it's a nice change of topic.

Well done.

Nope... No Trauma here.

“When this is over,” says Pattinson, meaning the seemingly unstoppable Twilight entertainment machine, “the media will lose interest” in their alleged affair. He hopes. “There’ll be nothing to say. It won’t fit into a headline anymore. It won’t fit into a template.”

And here is the crux of what Robert truly wants.

The media to lose interest in his relationship with Kristen.

No more headlines. No more stalking.

No more harassing.

That he can just have a relationship with the woman he loves

On his own terms...

In his own way.

Privately.

Peacefully.

I hope he's right.

I hope that after BD is done filming...

That the fervor dies down.

But I'm afraid it might take a while.

Longer than he thinks.

But I hope he gets what he wants.

I know he already has Kristen...

Now I hope they can find the peace they deserve.

The peace they have earned.

Rob's thigh looks traumatized!

Bottom line.

I'm sure it matters little to Rob or Kristen

what anyone thinks about their relationship.

 

In fact...

It's come down to this for me.

I only speak for myself.

My opinion.

I'm not hiding behind an anonymous screenname

I'm not crashing other forums/blogs shoving my thoughts 

down their throats.

I don't follow anyone around the internet

trying to PROVE that Rob and Kristen are together.

It doesn't matter to me if you believe it or not.

My words are all right here.

And I own every one of them.

And if you are reading these words.

Then you came HERE to do so.

I didn't come to you.

Remember that.

I believe that Rob and Kristen are in a committed relationship.

I think they have been for quite some time.

I not only believe they are together

But we'd be surprised at just how much together they truly are...

I write about Rob and/or Kristen on a daily basis.

I've been doing this for over 2 years now...

And I don't see it stopping in the foreseeable future.

As long as I have fun with it... I will keep writing.

That's all there is to it.

Don't like it?

Well...

You know the drill.

Sharing shirts is traumatizing!

Get Off My Dick.

And while you're at it...

Get off Rob and Kristen's as well.

And...

I want to see Rob smile like this... SOON.

I want to focus on the good Rob/Kristen stuff.

Like

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS.

It comes out in less than 2 months.

Rob will be doing press and TV

and we will be able to see and hear him talk

(and maybe... walk?)

And 

Maybe comb his fingers through that glorious mop of hair...

And be all shy and witty and wonderful

And smile.

Yes.

I want to see Robert smile.

So much.

It's not walking...

But it's a close second.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Traumatizing.

I've never seen so many do so little

with one word.

T for Think.

Did you really THINK Robert would discuss 

his relationship in an interview?

Do you really think that Robert would

admit to his true living arrangements in an interview?

Do you really think that Robert

wants to be with anyone but Kristen?

T for Tom

OK, Tom kinda traumatizes me... in a good way.

Just because.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

All's Vanity Fair in Love and War

Why must he always have a hat on? And why THAT hat?

Where do I start?

My God.

Right now...

I'm just exhausted from reading all the bullshit drama.

"So why do you read it, Rose?"

Excellent question.

Brilliant question.

I guess I read it because I'm still intoxicated with Robert.

That will never change.

I still want to read about him...

I still want to read what he has to say.

The other stuff...

Not so much.

There is nothing sexier than Robert with a piano or guitar.

Random thoughts.

1. Rob mentions Kristen in the article...

But if you are looking for some declaration of love

You will be waiting for a long time.

That's not gonna happen.

And if you were hoping for some sort of denial?

That's not gonna happen either.

I know there is massive foaming about Kristen

being mentioned at all...

But she is in his life.

It's only natural.

Get used to it.

2. Robert sounds exhausted with the whole roller coaster of Twilight

The ups and downs that come with great fame.

He doesn't sound ungrateful...

He just sounds tired.

And who can blame him?

Can you imagine people screeching and screaming at you all the time?

People stalking you...

Trying to GET you?

And this has been going on for years now.

I don't doubt that he wishes he could just get

back to being 'just' Robert...

and live his life the way he wants to.

3. The whole 'was he/wasn't he' in LA this weekend.

JFC.

I'm fucking dizzy from all the shit that has been spewed.

There were numerous sightings of Rob/Kristen in L.A. this weekend.

Busy busy busy.

Vets, conservatories, parties, shopping.

Is any of it true?

Does it matter?

The creepy thing was someone produced a supposed

'first class seating chart'

from a flight taken on Feb 25th.

LAX TO VANCOUVER

Robert Pattinson was on the list.

I don't know if this is even close to legit...

I have no knowledge of airline stuff.

But WTF?

Honestly... it looks like she got it out of the trash...

(it's all stained... what the hell?)

So...

Supposedly this person just happened to take a picture

of a very private and guarded document....

(cutting off the year and other info)

AND

she said she took a pic of sleeping "Rob"

(No, that's not fucking stalky creepy at all)

which of course didn't turn out...

My thoughts?

It's all a bit too convenient for me.

Rob takes a COMMERCIAL flight 

from LAX to VANCOUVER

and ONE person sees him?

One.

No paps are hanging out at either LAX or VC?

Really?

Like the paps in VC aren't fucking waiting for this?

I'm thinking that this chart isn't what it seems...

or

Maybe Rob just wasn't on this flight at all.

A name on a list is nothing more than that.

It's no guarantee he was there.

And come on...

I admit to curiosity about the whole thing

but looking up flights/airlines/airports

to prove a point?

No thanks.

Bottom Line?

Whether Rob went back to Vancouver the same day

or a different day...

They did spend time together in L.A.

(So much for the 'exit strategy')

And I'm guessing they will continue to spend time together...

In fact...

I'll be willing to bet that they are together

RIGHT NOW!

*sigh*

4. With every interview...

Every public appearance

People have all these expectations of what THEY think

Rob and Kristen should do.

And when they don't do or say what they want 

They lose their minds.

Neither Rob or Kristen will perform for you.

And considering all the fucking bullshit

they deal with on daily basis...

Doesn't wanting to just KEEP their relationship

for themselves...

Not talk about it...

Not sell it...

make perfect sense?

5. I'm sad.

I'm sad because Rob sounded so raw...

so completely depleted

And I've always felt so protective over him.

I can't help it.

I just want Robert to be happy.

Happy Rob is good.

Happy Rob = Happy Rose

I'm looking at myself here...

my blog

my part in all this.

Do I contribute to Rob's sadness?

Does my writing my opinion about the daily happenings

in his relationship with Kristen...

make things worse?

(and I don't mean that in a 'Rob reads my blog' kinda way)

I hope not.

I know that I don't scream at Rob.

Nor do I follow him around the country and hide 

in the shadows ready to pounce.

I don't stalk him.

I don't harass him.

I adore him and Kristen... from afar...

and only have good things to say about both of them.

I support his career 100%

and Kristen's.

And I don't hate on someone he obviously adores.

This makes it all worth it...

 6. The good stuff.

Martin.

Rob was so incredibly sweet and kind to the dog...

And isn't Martin the cutest name EVER?

 Rob sounds exhausted, but we don't need

to scrutinize and twist every syllable.

Just take his words

Enjoy them.

Because they are honest...

Vulnerable.

They are Rob.

The whole Twilight thing

It is winding down...

Slowly.

He will get his life back.

He will have a wonderful career

and WFE will be a massive success for him.

And he found Kristen.

I'm guessing he is grateful for having her in his life.

Someone to not only share the whirlwind that fame has become

but who can make him smile...

Like only she can do.

Someone who has made it all worthwhile.

Someone who makes him HAPPY.

This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for Creepy.

Stalky.

Who even THINKS of taking a pic of a passenger list?

This is why Rob can't relax.

Can't live his life.

Creepy people who cross the line

again and again.

I'm exhausted just reading about it...

Can you imagine having to live it?

I want to hug Robert.

Rob Gives Good Hug.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Day 49- Robert, Kristen, Edward and Bella

Couple of days until New Moon.
Couple of thoughts.

1. Yes. Yes. YES.
More VF outtakes of Robert.
VF should just put out a fucking book there are so many.
And as always...
The outtakes are better than the ones used in the magazine.
Well... kinda.
Robert is beautiful perfection.
Yes.

2. I just watched Kristen on 'Live with Regis and Kelly'.
Um.
Now I remember why I don't watch that show
(unless someone awesome like Kristen is on)
Regis seems clueless...
Kelly always seems to bring topics back to herself.
(I call that the Tyra syndrome)
I had read on Twitter that Kristen might be sick.
I wouldn't doubt it with all the traveling she is doing.
She was her wonderful self...
trying to push through the same questions
over and over again.
Brave, strong girl.

C. I've been thinking about Rob and Kristen.
I know... right?
Some people have said that I just want to bring
Bella and Edward
off screen.
But that's not true.
For one thing...
I think Rob/Kristen have more chemistry off screen.
And I don't have a problem separating the actors
from the characters.
And another thing?
I love Rob and Kristen.
Together or apart.
Relationship or not.
I will still love them.
I happen to enjoy KPattz...
Their happiness in pictures together is contagious.
They make me smile.
I think Rob and Kristen have influenced each other
in a very positive way...
No matter what the 'fiending' says or does.

F. Rob is on Letterman tonight.
I'm a bit excited.
The hair pulling.
The goofy laugh.
I'm so excited to see him one on one

in an interview that lasts more than 2 minutes
and isn't surrounded by screaming.

Or that scary blond publicist

who always holds up 2 fingers...

and then swipes at her throat...

And... looks like she was sucking on

a very sour, bitter lemon....

Who actually makes me appreciate

Manager Nick a little more.

And that is saying a fucking lot.

*shiver*

5. Do I have a 5?
Probably not.
I should have stopped back at 1.
I'm just so damn giddy.
All these TV interviews.
And its Wednesday.
New Moon is here on Friday.
My stomach.
Flip.
Flop.

It's all been leading up to this, hasn't it?
Watching Robert bring Edward Cullen to life.
Edward Cullen.
I truly cannot get enough of Edward Cullen.
It begins and ends with Edward Cullen.
It's all about Edward Cullen.
Edward. Cullen.
I will stop now.

Really.

Bye for now.