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Showing posts with label Sheep. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sheep. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Obviously...


Just pointing out the Obvious.


1. OBVIOUSLY
Kristen Stewart is fucking gorgeous.



2. OBVIOUSLY
Rob still rocks the white tee.
And the hair is growing back nicely...


3. OBVIOUSLY
I prefer a shaggier tousled Rob...
with a bit of scruff.


4. OBVIOUSLY
Kristen is getting WONDERFUL reviews
for STILL ALICE
(and Sil Maria and Camp X-Ray)
and...




OBVIOUSLY
Julianne Moore will break your fucking heart.
(if you have one, that is)


5. OBVIOUSLY
I'm thrilled that Rob was nominated
for best supporting actor
at the 4th AACTA Awards.



6. OBVIOUSLY
This is not how a manager/investor
behaves with a 'client'
IT'S NOT PR.
Give me a break with that bullshit.
It insults both Rob AND Kristen.

OBVIOUSLY
Rob and Twigs
(and I refuse to call her Tahliah
mostly because the Robsessed call her that
like they are BFFs or something)
are DATING.

You don't have to like it.
People are allowed to deal with it
however they choose to.
Hate them.
Love them.
But you should accept it.

Why?
Because it's fucking OBVIOUS.


7. OBVIOUSLY
This will ALWAYS be the best ship EVER.

They love(d) each other.
OBVIOUSLY.
I'm thinking they will always have some love there...
Like you do when you have an
intense passionate relationship for years.
You don't just erase it.
You don't forget it.
Even when you find someone new...
Because
OBVIOUSLY
That kind of love
leaves a mark.
Permanently.



8. OBVIOUSLY
There are people out there who are liars.
And even though there will always be
a plethora of liars online...
I never understood the need to make shit personal.
Who cares what someone REALLY looks like?
Or where they live...
or what their 'real' name is?
What does any of that matter
in the grand scheme of things?
A liar is a liar.


People should be more concerned about why they feel the 
need to make shit up and pretend they know
stuff when it's OBVIOUS they know dickshit.
And why there are so many people...
so eager to believe them.



9. OBVIOUSLY
There are a lot of 'sheep' in this fandom.
And no...
It's not just people who liked
Rob and Kristen together.
There are conformists EVERYWHERE.

There are Rob sheep.
Kristen sheep.
Twigs sheep.
Shipper sheep.
Baby brigade sheep.
Robsessed sheep.
Here a sheep.
There a sheep.
Everywhere a sheep sheep.

There are people who can't think for themselves
and need someone to tell them
who to follow
who to not follow
Who to like...
who to hate.
What they can talk about
and who you can talk TO...
They can't make up their own minds.
They don't have an original thought.
And that is very sad...
and a wee bit scary.


And for the record?

OBVIOUSLY
there is no such word as
SHEEPS.
It's sheep.
Whether you are talking about one...
or a hundred and one.
It's SHEEP.
OK?


10. OBVIOUSLY
I adore Tom Sturridge.
I have for years.

Some people whine at me
and tell me to change the title of my blog
to TomIntoxication or some such thing...
Just because I have the audacity to mention
his name in MY blog.
How COULD I??
Who do I think I am???

But here's the deal.
Ain't gonna happen.
Not because I don't think Tom deserves 
such a blog...
He does.
And I'm sure there are plenty out there.
It's because I happen to LIKE the name of my blog.
I have had it for over 6 years
and I'm not about to let some cyber asshats
try and tell me what I should do.
I will write about whatever the hell
I want to write about.
So...

Eat. Shit.


This post is brought to you by the OBVIOUS.

OBVIOUSLY
You should stand up for what you believe in.
Don't let other people censor your thoughts
or what you want to say.
Just try and be a decent human being.

OBVIOUSLY
This is a just a 'fandom'
It's not life and death.
It's not that serious.
It's not your job.
And you shouldn't let it affect your life.
If you can't laugh and enjoy it...
Why are you still here?

OBVIOUSLY
You can't go around defending 
Rob and/or Kristen 
against everyone who doesn't like them.
Seriously.
I get the urge to 'protect' those you care about...
But searching for and attacking people
who have possibly insulted them?
Give it up.
Do you realize how ridiculous you look
when you screech at random people 
just because they don't like Rob/Kristen?
Welcome to life.
Not everyone cares about them.
Not everyone finds them as charming
and wonderful and brilliant as we do.
It's the way it goes.
Get over it.

OBVIOUSLY
I'm done with this post.
I'm hungry.
Pizza is calling my name.


Until next time.

Bye for now

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Melt Into Each Others Arms

OK... OK!
I wrote about Thomas yesterday...
Not so much about Robert.
But where the hell IS Robert?
And if he doesn't show his pretty face...
Well...
I just go with what is being talked about.
And yesterday was ALL about Tom.

So.
Still nothing.
Could Brazil be in the near future?
Robert.
Kristen.
Gorgeous location...
I'm thinking that they won't have to work TOO hard
on the 'get me while I'm human' scenes...
You know what I mean?

ANYWAY.
So I open up the blog this morning
and the first song that came on...
"I'll Be Your Lover, Too"
Um.
LOVE Robert singing that song.
LOVE Robert singing.
Where the hell is that CD??

So...
Since there isn't much to say today
(But I'm still doing a good job of saying nothing)

Listen to Robert sing.
It touches my heart.
Look at Robert and Kristen...
They touch my heart... too.


 
I'll be your man
And I'll understand
 

And I'll do my best
To take good care of you


You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
 
 
 And I'll be your lover too
Yeah yeah
Yes I will



Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.
 
 
And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms




And when you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms


You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
 
 
I'll be your lover, too.
 
*********************************************


So Smitten.


This post is brought to you by the letters *M* and *S*

M for MELTING into each others arms.
*sigh*

S for...



You haven't.
Not even close.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Friday, February 12, 2010

Robert Pattinson isn't a Shepherd.

Look closely at the above picture.
I am not in it.
(are you?)
I don't blindly follow the herd.
I don't Baaaaaaaaaaaaa
at all the right places.

I've been poking fun of the 'sheep' 
since I started this blog
(Right Trixie?)
The lambs that cannot make up their own minds.
The Ewes that cower in fear and try to hide.
The sheeple (yes... SHEEPLE)
Who don't have an opinion of their own.
That's not me.
Sorry.

Forgive me Paul McCartney
(You know I love you)
But this lyric has been going through my head...

Too Many People Preaching Practices
Don't Let Them Tell You What You Wanna Be
Too Many People Holding Back, This Is
Crazy And Maybe It's Not Like Me


I got quite the response yesterday from my post.
Unbelievable.
You know...
All I did was give my honest opinion.
I admitted that I hoped to be proven wrong
when I saw the whole movie.
But now I'm not allowed to comment on the trailers?
Where is this written?
Because I wasn't impressed with what I saw
in the clips...
Makes me a 'bad' fan?
Am I just supposed to immediately love
and cherish everything Robert does...
Just because he's Robert?
Don't get me wrong
(and oh... so many of you did)
I Love Robert Pattinson.
I want Remember Me to do great...
How many ways...
How many times do I have to say that?
Because honestly, 
A few people who read my blog...
can't possibly comprehend what I wrote.
It's like they were reading something
completely different...
It was mind boggling.

But to recap...

1. I don't apologize for what I wrote.
I still stand by my opinion.
I don't see a lot of 'chemistry' 
between Robert and Emilie.
This has NOTHING to do with Kristen...
Or Twilight... Or New Moon.
I'm talking strictly about what I have seen
on the clips... 
and in the bits and pieces I have seen thus far.

2.  I hope I am wrong.
I WANT to be wrong.
But lets face it people...
This is just MY opinion.
It's not like Robert is going to read this
and decide to quit acting because
I'm not all gooey gushy about 
Remember Me.

3. I don't understand why this
became such a big deal.
Why certain people came on my blog
and tried like hell to convince me 
that Remember Me is a great movie!
I haven't seen it yet.
And I have stated (again and again)
That I will wait until I have watched
the movie in its entirety before
making my final opinion.

4. And don't fucking come here...
and tell me what to say...
and when I can say it.
I'm not one of the herd...
I'm the Collie that nips at your heels...
and tells you where to go.
;)


And through all the drama of yesterday...
Even though she had nothing to do with
Remember Me...
Kristen still gets slammed.
Ridiculous.
I say that I don't see the attraction
between Rob and Emilie...
And right away people are screaming
about how I just don't want to see it...
that I'm just one of those people
who doesn't want Rob to be with anyone else.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

Yeah, I know there are the lunatics out there
who lose their mind at the very THOUGHT
of Robert being with someone else onscreen.
Not me.
Who refuse to go see anything that doesn't
have Robert and Kristen together.
Not me.
Who think Robert is disrespecting Kristen
by having intimate scenes with other actresses.
NOT ME.

My opinions about the clips
of Remember Me...
HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH KRISTEN.
Good fucking grief.
And just between you and me?
I'm allowed to have an opinion.
You don't have to like it.
In fact...
I prefer you don't.

Baaaaaaa for now.
;)