Rob and Kristen- Think About It...

So my email has been overflowing with

delicious and wonderful words of love.

Or not.

But I thought I might share a few of the

more entertaining letters.

Rose-- How can you be sooooo stupid? What is wrong with you? You do know that you look like a complete idiot everytime you act like Rob and Soup are together. You don't know anything. I have recently been told that the whole IOW thing this year was faked. Stupid bitch. Rob and Kristen were never together on New Years Eve. There is no way Rob's hair could change length and color within a weeks time. Those pictures were all photoshopped. They probably put Rob's face on someone elses body. I know for a fact that those pictures are at least a year old and that the picture of Rob and Soup kissing, isn't even them. How desperate are you to have your 'epic luuuurve' fantasy? We all just sit and laugh at you.

--No Love

Me

Dear Delusional- I'm the one who is desperate?
You scream for 'pics or it didn't happen' and then when you get the pics,
you scream that they are fake.
You will do or say anything to disprove what is right in front of your eyes.
Rob and Kristen together for the Holidays?

NOOO! It can't be! They weren't ever there! Look at his hair! Where's his mole?

How long did you scour the internet looking for pics of Rob 

in the leather jacket and beanie?

Do you have any idea how pathetic this is? I'm guessing not.

Rob and Kristen were not only together for the holidays...

But they were on IOW celebrating with friends...

and they kissed in the New Year.

Pics.

And it DID happen.

You can't accept it .... So you make up absurd conspiracy theories

to try and explain it away.

Truly scary.

The most simple explanation is often the most obvious.

It happened.

Deal with it.

To Rose. How do you feel now, Rose? Now that your mighty Queen Shepherd has fallen?

Did you see her court documents? D-i-d Y-o-u? I hope you feel as stupid as you look. That's what you get for believing in a liar and a fraud. She has lied to all of the sheep from day one but everyone wanted to believe what she was saying. Well, now she got what was coming to her. I can't tell you how much I have laughed over this! Reading those documents was the highlight of my week! She actually blamed N-o-n-s-t-e-n-s!

I hope you feel like the fool you are. You deserve it.

-Laughing at you

Dear Clown,
I'm feeling pretty good... thanks for asking!
Why would I feel anything but good?
See... I believe 'stupid' and 'fool' is reserved for people
who have nothing better to do in their lives
than to go crawling on their underbellies through someones personal life.
Did you ever ask yourself WHY you care so much?
Yes, the very same people who spew daily how much they don't care.
"We don't care! We have fun with this! We don't take it seriously!"
Right.
But you care enough to go sifting through court documents that have nothing
to do with you or have any impact on your life.
You care enough to post those documents for everyone to see.
You scream that they are 'public' and its your right to do so.
This is what makes you Hyenas.
Scavengers of the worst kind.
Circling and biting at someone who hasn't done anything to you.
Attacking people who don't agree with your point of view.
Gleefully gnawing on other peoples pain.
You make it personal.
What happens in those court documents isn't my business.
It's between D and Summit.
She didn't hurt YOU by releasing those pictures.
You had nothing to do with it.
It was all revenge.
Self righteous indignation.
Just another excuse to HATE.
Because let's face it...
That's what you do best.

And for the record?
I don't 'follow' anyone.
I dont' need anyone to tell me what I already know.
And most of all.
The whole Summit bullshit didn't change a thing.
Robert and Kristen are STILL together...
The leaked pics never had anything to do with that.
So gnaw on that.

I've been reading your blog for a long time now and I just wanted to tell you that I think you are FOS. You act like you know something. You act like you have sources. You don't know shit. It's so obvious that Rob and Kristen are just doing this until the movies are over. Then they will go their own way and I'm sure Rob can't wait to get away from her! How can you not see that they only are doing this for the money? Because it's in their contract? They never look happy when they are together and it's all staged for the public. I can't wait until the day when this whole thing come out and you will be left crying sad sheep tears. It's coming soon. The end is near. I hope you are ready for it, bitch.

Alas.
Another person who hates what I say....
But can't stay away from reading every word.
Dime a dozen.
I find it so amusing that you think so little of Robert that he would pretend
to be in a relationship for money. Doesn't he have enough?
Don't you have any faith in him as a human being?
Do you really think Robert would mislead his fans...
Lie and manipulate people to believe something that wasn't true?
Not just for a few months... but for YEARS?
Really?
Are we talking about the same Robert Pattinson?
What kind of studio is Summit that they can control people's lives for years?
Do they do that with all their movie's stars?
Do all studios make their stars pretend to be in relationships for PR?
Do you really believe any serious actor would sign his life away?
How is it Summit can control Kristen's personal life for year upon year...
but can't stop her from cutting her hair for The Runaways?
Oh they bargained for her personal life in contracts...
But not her hair.
Does that make any sense to you?
Of course not.
You obviously don't possess any sense.

I'm exhausted.
I've actually had a couple of trying days recently...
No, not Robert/Kristen related.
But coming online and seeing the same disgusting bullshit
spewed by the same disgusting bitter harpies...
Well.
Suffice to say it put me in a mood.

Final thoughts?

1. You hide behind the 'they are PUBLIC documents' excuse
as to why you post the court records.
Yet when people take a 'public' picture of yours and mock it?
You scream foul.
BOTH are wretched and disgusting behavior.
One isn't less revolting.
Both examples have pushed personal boundaries
WAY to far.
It's all just excuses to HATE.



2. Did you ever notice that just about everyone in the entertainment
world believes Rob and Kristen are a couple?
9 out of 10 entertainment news sites have accepted reality.
But yet...
THEY ARE ALL WRONG.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WRONG.

Think about it.

3. Rob and Kristen are so adorable together.
I love that they are happy.

This bullshit drama is just a blip on their radar.
They are busy working...
(And no, they aren't in competition with each other.
Why would they be?
There is no reason that Kristen wouldn't want WFE to do well.
Rob's success makes her HAPPY.
That's what happens when you love someone.)
They are busy living their lives.
They are busy loving each other.

And that's the way it should be.

One more thing.
I get a lot of email everyday.
99% of it is positive and supportive.

Sometimes I just need to respond to it.

And now...

Just because.

I feel SO much better
♥

This post is brought to you by the letter *E


E for Enough.

When is it ever enough?

Because I'm done.

I'm scraping the shit off my shoes...

and I'm showering off the foam.

No more hate.

Enough.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Now You Know...

I'm not sure what to say today.

Perhaps I shouldn't say anything at all.

I'm sure that would make a lot of people happy.

Rob and Kristen have been pretty much off the radar.

A sighting here and there...

Nothing substantial.

No pictures.

I guess they will be filming the wedding scene soon.

That's a nice thought.

I remember the description of Edward in the book...

Bella couldn't look at anyone but him.

All I really saw was Edward’s face; it filled my vision and overwhelmed my mind.

His eyes were a buttery, burning gold; his perfect face was almost severe

with the depth of his emotion. 

And then, as he met my awed gaze, 

he broke into a breathtaking smile of exultation.

Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 3, p.48

Am I silly to think that Robert will be able to do this

without much acting?

His perfect face... severe with the depth of his emotion.

So Edward.

So Robert.

Yes. I can differentiate between Edward and Robert.

But you can always see how Rob feels by just looking at his face...

Especially when he is looking at Kristen.

Sometimes life really does imitate art.

I'm not sure where this picture comes from.

But the more I look at it...

It kinda makes me sad.

Rob just looks... tired.

Tired of cameras.

Tired of intrusion.

Tired of people watching his every move.

I don't know who took this picture.

If it was a friend...

Or someone who just couldn't let the man have some peace.

From the look on his face...

It doesn't seem to matter.

I was laughing, actually laughing, and there wasn’t even anyone watching.

I felt so weightless that I laughed again, just make the feeling last longer.

Bella Swan, New Moon, Chapter 6, p.141

Kristen.

How can anyone look at that face...

and hate on her?
Look at her.

Really look.

She's so young...

So sweet.

How can anyone be so vile and cruel to someone

that they don't even know?

I'm not talking about an occasional jab here and there

No one can escape that...

Not everyone is going to 'like' her.

I'm talking about constant attacking and shredding.

The daily hostile and vehement assaults.

And for what?

To what purpose?

It's not going to change anything in your life.

It's not going to change anything in hers.

If anything...

It just makes Rob and Kristen even closer.

I imagine he is quite protective of her.

There’s something… strange about the way you two are together.

The way he watches you — it’s so… protective. 

Like he’s about to throw himself in front of a bullet to save you or something.

Renée Dwyer, Eclipse, Chapter 3, p.67

I keep thinking about WFE.

I keep thinking about how it will affect Rob's career.

Oh how I hope this movie does well.

Again... I guess this sounds kinda silly...

But I'm so PROUD of Rob.

He knows what he wants to do with his career...

He has attached himself to great projects.

I find myself looking forward to WFE so much.

Not only because Robert looks amazing in what we

have seen so far...

But because it has become quite the talk of 2011.

Moviefone's 75 films we can't wait to see this year.

The Buzz: All eyes are on Pattinson as he takes on another major role

outside of the ‘Twilight’ series; Oscar buzz has already begun.

OSCAR BUZZ!!

Oh do I dare to dream?

Robert is definitely capable of giving this kind of performance.

I cannot wait!

That. That right there is why I’m angry. You are killing my buzz, Edward.

Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 5, p.91

OK.

So one of the constant debates in this fandom

(and there are so many to choose from)

Is why don't Rob and Kristen just come out as a couple?

Well?

I could be incredibly selfish here and wish that 

they could just relax and not worry about all the world watching.

And you know the whole world is watching...

I would love for them to shut up the haters who like

to spin that Rob can't wait to get rid of her.

But we all know it wouldn't change a thing.

There would always be excuses.

Rationalizations.

So anyway...

A dear friend of mine left some wonderful comments

on this blog last night...

Giving her point of view about this whole debate.

I liked it.

A lot.

So I thought I would share it with you.

I love the ideas you have for Rob and Kristen. You are right, I think they have manufactured this entire thing. She's gay (or dating Garrett maybe) and he's gay (or a manwhore) and they are dating each other but trying to get more PR by hiding it. I mean it is brilliant really, pretend to be private about a relationship and get tons of those happy paps to follow you around day and night, night and day. Who WOULDN'T love that type of life??? I mean, people leave celebrities alone if they just give them what they want right? Its not like people stalk actors and their families.

But see now wait, because I am pretty sure that last summer some might clear pictures DID surface of Rob and Kristen kissing. And they got them before that at a KOL concert. Then there were the pictures from airports and at a restaurant, and in cabs, and that whole thing where they were on vacation and NOT working and there are more. So in a way, they have been sort of confirmed as a couple. Plus, when they are asked, if there was NO relationship wouldn't it be easier to just deny it? I would if I were them. Unless....hmmmm....well just go with me on this one, unless it was like really important for them to try to keep something that is private just to themselves. I mean, even with all of that confirmation from the wonderful paps, they STILL get followed and chased and asked a lot of really funny questions. So maybe they just would rather not. I mean, they are not under contract to share every detail of their lives. Actually they are not under contract to share ANY part of their lives. All they are under contract to do is act and promote the films they do. Other than that, I am pretty sure, they are allowed to protect and defend the rest of their lives.

Sure I am thinking, its not the usual Hollywood game. I mean you are right. A lot of actors sell themselves and the details of their lives. But maybe these two just don't want that. Maybe neither of them knew what they were really getting into and maybe neither of them ever wanted any of this and maybe, they don't really give a shit what the business people say about how to "handle" their relationship? Maybe they just want to do their jobs and do them well but then have a personal life that is just theirs. Maybe promoting it, selling it, cheapens it and maybe it matters to them so much they REFUSE to do that. And yes, they probably know what you are saying...they know that it might be easier in some ways, to just go out there and announce it, but isn't that giving it away....selling it?

I think that is exactly what Kris and Rob should do. I think that they should have a disgusting make-out session on the red carpet at either the Oscars or the BAFTA's. Think of the money they could make and the tickets that would be sold to BD. But wait, its not out for like 9 months or something right. And crap, Rob has WFE first. Okay let's rethink this. How about Rob and Reese make out on the carpet at the Oscars. Crap I think she just got engaged. That won't be a problem if they pay her enough because, god knows, everyone in Hollywood lacks morals and will do anything for money right? None of these people have any real feelings or emotions. 

He’s very intense about you… and very careful. 

I feel like I don’t really understand your relationship. 

Like there’s some secret I’m missing…

Renée Dwyer, Eclipse, Chapter 3, p.67

Now you know. 

No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.

Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 39, p.753

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows.

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

Guess what?

I'm NOT hungover!

Yeah... I've reread a couple of recent posts...

and it seems like I'm a fucking lush now.

I really don't drink that much all the time...

I think.

Goodness.

Grandma Lush.

Bwahahahaha!

I keep getting asked why I use #NanaRose on Twitter

and if I am REALLY a grandmother.

Oh man.

#NanaRose was born because some Foamers

 decided to lie and make up shit about me.

What a shocker!

I'm some geriatric twirling granny now.

Heh.

Although someday I do hope to be a grandmother...

My sons are far from ready to have kids of their own.

I dare say the people spewing that lie

are probably way older than I am...

;)

Just another example of Hyenas making up lies

to suit their delusions.

Hating on people they don't even know.

They do it all the time with Kristen and Robert

So I guess I'm in good company.

*Twirl*

Everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together

Let's see.

Man I'm in a sarcastically obnoxious mood today.

And I can almost hear the response...

TODAY?

Shut up.

OK...

So now it looks like I'm talking to myself.

And I guess I kinda am.

So. 

There were some kinda creepy videos of 

Robert and Kristen (and Taylor, oh my)

From the PCA's.

And by creepy I mean...

These poor people never have a moments peace

even when the lights are low...

SOMEONE is always watching them.

Which brings me to my point in bringing this up.

Some people were all about how sweet they were.

Some people were all about how it just shows the same thing

we saw during the award show.

Nothing.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

Do people really expect Rob and Kristen to start making out?

They fucking KNOW that all these people are watching them.

They aren't going to GIVE you anything.

And just for the record...

It's pretty obvious that the whole

Taylor helping Kristen up the stairs was planned.

They both jumped right up and he escorted her up the stairs.

Good Grief.

Mountains out of Foamhills.

Brighter than a lucky penny,When you're near the rain cloud disappears, dear

The Baftas are coming up.

Truly.

What will happen If/WHEN Rob and Kristen show up in London

TOGETHER again?

Oh I hope BD schedules lets them do this.

Kristen is kinda obligated to present the award, isn't she?

Robert is kinda obligated to be with her, isn't he?

I mean...

That's what boyfriends do.

And Robert is a superb boyfriend.

And I feel so fine just to know that you are mine.

 Final Thoughts.

1.  I have a lot of final thoughts...

But I've just decided that even though there is

lots of bullshit out there

I'm done.

At least for now.

I guess there is some truth to the saying...

If a hyena whines in the woods and no one hears it... 

Does it make a sound?

 

If everyone ignored them completely...

Would they disappear?

Outside of their oddly pathetic entertainment value...

(Cause Crazy is Funny!)

Their point of view

Their very existence is irrelevant.

They are already hiding behind locked forums 

and super secret attack sites.

Even they are embarrassed to be in public view.

 

Foaming Hyena

I'm often confronted by this dilemma.

Ignore the foam.

Or

Laugh at the foam.

Hmmm.

 

Is ignorance bliss?

What do you think?

 

I Think I Love You.

2. My final final thought.

Even though I remain completely

and totally intoxicated by

Robert Pattinson

You may have noticed a side addiction to

Thomas Sturridge.

What can I say?

It's good to spread the love around... right?

3. My adorable friend told me this joke the other day...

A man returns home late one night

with a duck under his arm

His wife is angry and waiting up for him.

The man says "This is the pig that I have been shagging"

The wife says "that's a duck you idiot"

and the man says "I was talking to the duck"

4. Rob was seen buying groceries recently...

First thing I read?

"Rob and Kristen don't shop together-

What kind of couple is that?"

Um.

DUH.

Yeah... that would be the way to go

if you didn't want to attract attention.

Sheesh.

Oh and by the way...

Rob and Kristen are living together.

They have been for quite some time.

Together.

As Always.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for REALLY

They really really are.

R for Robert

Robert loves Kristen.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- I'm In Love With You

Listen, do you want to know a secret?

Guess what?

I'm hungover.

Again.

Impressive, huh?

Well...

Before you judge me TOO harshly...

My Green Bay Packers DID get to the Super Bowl.

So of course we had a huge Packer Party

at our local sports bar...

Food and drink abundantly available.

Especially the drink.

Lots and lots of drink.

But come on...

The Packers beat DUH Bears!

And there were like a zillion TV screens

and an incredible amount of people screaming and yelling...

So.

Yeah.

I'm hungover.

Do you promise not to tell?

OK...

There's not a lot happening right now.

And you know what that means... right?

It means people just create drama where none exists.

They're bored.

They're frustrated...

They're idiots?

So the MTV MOVIE AWARDS announced that

a trailer from Breaking Dawn would be premiered at the show.

And oh my...

One side was all about writing MTV to not let Taylor go to the show!

REALLY??

One side was all about voting the hell outta anyone for 'best kiss'

so that Rob and Kristen didn't win!

REALLY??

Please.

Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear...

LAME.

How insecure and sad must you be...

that you think the outcome of an award show...

matters SO much in the grand scheme of Rob and Kristen's relationship?

Taylor isn't a threat.

At all.

Either is Reese... or any of Rob's co-stars

(Except the elephant... Rob does seem quite taken with her)

And please

BOTH extreme sides of this are ridiculously the same.

Don't they see that?

One is complaining about the other one not wanting Taylor there...

But just a few weeks ago...

Those same people were not wanting Kristen at the

premiere for Water for Elephants.

WRITING CAMPAIGNS on both sides.

(and don't say it was a 'joke'... you know it wasn't)

Same bullshit.

Both sides of the debate.

Extreme Drama.

I'm in love with you.

And oh yes...

An interview with Rob

when he was promoting New Moon.

So we know its not recent...

But still very telling in some ways.

Interviewer: "We've been interviewing some psychologists and they're stating that this boy (Edward) terrified by his "vampiristic" impulses is somehow like a teenager terrified by his sexual impulses. Is that it? Do you think that Twilight is this specific teenager metaphor? What do you think?"

Rob: "In many ways, yes. I think so. But I don't think it's just about teenagers. I think that, in this particular movie (NM), everyone can relate to the events, the story. It was this book that encouraged me to make the movies. I read it before making the first movie. Something about how you fall in love for the first time, especially for a young man. You tend to idealize the girl, your imagination is completely flooded and you think she's just flawless whatsoever. And the more you get to know her, the more you're in love with her and you think that she's perfect and there's nothing wrong with her at all. But, in the other hand, you see more and more flaws in yourself. And I think there was this emotional outline in the movie, with this vampire blaming himself for threatening the girl he loves' life. He thinks he's gonna kill her because he's a vampire, but I mean, anyway...it's a good metaphor about the fear you can feel about the real commitment of a relationship, when you come to realize that this relationship is really important and not just a fling. You're thinking 'If I begin this, is it gonna be for life? Or will one of us end up with a broken heart if we leave each other?' So yeah; it's a good metaphor.

Was he talking about Kristen?

Depends on who you ask.

But he is talking about falling in love...

He is talking about the real commitment of a relationship...

When you realize its more than just a 'fling'.

He is talking about being in it for life.

That wouldn't be Nina.

Since by this time...

That relationship was way over.

And he was in the beginning of his relationship with Kristen.

So

You tell me.

WHO is he talking about?

Listen... Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

Oh and people are howling about this being an 'old' interview...

Yet...

Somehow...

They always manage to CLING to ancient quotes 

when Rob said he was single.

And by ancient I mean that shit is decomposing.

Thing is...

Rob hasn't said he was 'single' in ages (Years).

When he talks about falling in love...

(for the last time)

He could very well be talking about Kristen.

That's why this interview upset them so.

;)

Closer, let me whisper in your ear... Say the words you long to hear...

AND

Since I got my fucking paddle out...

Let's discuss Oregano.

Well...

There's not much to say.

Ever since he lost his Kristen lurking job...

He kinda faded away into oblivion.

Harsh?

Nope.

Just honest.

Have you seen much of him since Kristen broke up with him?

Nope.

And yeah...

I'm guessing Kristen is the one who broke up with him.

Why?

Because she outgrew him.

Because she was only 17...

and teenagers fall in and out of love...

and because she was with Oregano for a couple of years...

and what girl falls in love at 14...

with the man she will be with forever?

Ted has mentioned Oregano a couple of times now.

Significant?

Not even.

He loves the controversary

(admit it... its entertaining)

He mentions MA...

BINGO!

All the Foaming Hyenas

and Insecure shippers flock to his site.

Come on people.

Such HUGE importance on a high school romance?

PUL-LEASE

 Kristen grew up and moved on...

How DARE she!

Do you remember your boyfriend at 14?

Puppy Love.

We all go through relationships at that age.

We've all experienced broken hearts.

Doesn't make Kristen a bad person...

It makes her normal.

She had love at first sight with Robert Pattinson.

Can you blame her?

She wasn't married.

She was just dating a guy.

It happens.
All the time.

Kristen has moved on.

Oregano (hopefully) has moved on.

Shouldn't you?

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Anything else?

Probably.

But it's time to put the paddle away for today.

Told ya I was hungover...

THIS is what happens.

Yeah... I know...

I should just talk about Rob

and Kristen

and sunshine and rainbows

and unicorns frolicking across the land

But the unicorns have been far and few between lately

And it's been kinda cloudy and no rainbows in sight.

So.

The paddle comes out.

Shit gets stirred.

Blame Rob and Kristen for being so ninja

and for being so content to just stay at home

and be all domestic and cute.

Imagine Kristen cooking...

While Robert plays the piano

Lovely thought.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *T*

G for 

GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!

We are going to the
SUPER BOWL!!!

T for

Thomas Sturridge.

Come out

Come out 

Wherever you are!

Too fucking cute for words.

Bye for now

♥♥♥