Rob and Kristen-- With Acceptance Come Peace

I'm feeling a bit devilish...

Not in a cute way.

In bitchy kinda way.

There just comes a time when you have to laugh.

This is one of those times.

OK OK

I laugh a lot... I know

But something about it feels good today.

So right.

Let's look at the latest 'Robsten' topics... shall we?

My god.

Kristen looks absolutely STUNNING in this picture.

It was from an ELLE magazine.

I'm getting confused because there are like a zillion

different ones and she is on the cover of all of them.

Or maybe I'm just too damn lazy to actually find out which one.

I'm going with lazy.

Sorry.

So Kristen has been out promoting the hell outta SWATH.

Paris, London, Berlin, Madrid...

And somehow inexplicably... Mexico.

Before heading back to Europe.

OK... the above map might be a tad exaggerated

but not much.

I don't understand the need to fly Kristen and Sam

to Mexico for a video chat

(and nothing against Mexico... but it was a wee bit

out of the way... right?)

Only to have her turn around and fly back to Cannes.

But hey.

She looked incredible doing it... didn't she?

There's been a lot of Kristen.

Magazine photoshoots

Red Carpets

And interviews...

Lots and lots of interviews.

And Kristen has been a bit more forthcoming

about things in her life.

You know what I mean...

" Oh my god, my fucking boyfriend just did this movie"

and

"Everyone knows already... it's ridiculous."

 So imagine what happened to the fandom

when she talked not only about the necklace

that she has been seen wearing

(amazingly since her birthday... go figure)

AND Bear.

First the necklace.

It was hard to miss the necklace.

She wears it ALL the time.

And it only seems logical that if she wears something

with great frequency...

It might be important to her.

 But no...

Things are never that simple.
Not in this fandom anyway...

Since Kirsten Dunst

who also co-starred in ON THE ROAD with Kristen

was seen wearing a similar necklace...

it was immediately ASSumed that the necklaces 

MUST have been a gift from the director of OTR.

Well.

It turns out that there are pics of Kirsten wearing

that necklace going back to at least 2006...

AND

in a recent interview

a VIDEO interview that couldn't be misquoted...

Kristen has this to say...

WHO GAVE YOU THE NECKLACE YOU'VE BEEN WEARING RECENTLY?

 "Oh…umm…you know, just a little token. 

Had a birthday recently, that's all. 

I found it, it just appeared somewhere

 and I was like whoa, 

my birthday has been so great this year!"

So.

I guess maybe it was from Robert...

which would be the logical thought

given his close proximity to Kristen and all.
Logical being the key word.

And then there was this...

Which was even better.

And OH so sweet.

ANIMALS LOVE SNOW WHITE... WHO LOVES YOU MORE, BEAR OR MAX?

 "Oh…hahahah that's so weird. 

They both like me…love me haha…I think in very different ways.

 I think…Bear is literally a child,

 he is like my…he is still a baby.

 And Max is like I mean we live together,

 he's like my roommate. 

And uh, yeah so there is a difference there."

 Imagine the FOAMING at this quote.

I mean...

How DARE Kristen talk about Bear!!

 But wait!

She said Max was her roommate... not Bear!

So she isn't living with Rob and Bear!!

Whew!

Except.

She didn't say that AT ALL.
She was comparing how they love her differently...

She said Bear was like her child... her baby.

And that Max was more like her roommate.

Come on now...

I know it hurts to see Kristen call Bear her BABY

But you don't say that about a dog

that isn't yours.

You don't treat someone else's dog like a child...

You know it's true.

You know it.

Robert and Kristen live together.

They have been living together for quite some time now.

They share everything.

Including Bear.

It will be OK.

Actually... it's more than OK.

It's fucking brilliant.

Why?

Because Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Always.

Together.

And that brings me to Cannes.

Ah yes.

Both Robert and Kristen will be there.

(and Tom too!!)

Kristen has said she is looking forward to seeing Cosmopolis...

And you know Rob will be supporting OTR.

So much to look forward to.
It's so exciting... isn't it?
 

But don't get all bent outta shape

if they don't hang all over each other in public.

Be happy for all they have given us already.

How hard they work on their movies

How much time they spend promoting

The interviews

The appearances.

The magazines.

Let that be good enough.

Be satisfied.

Be happy.

This post is brought to you by Cannes.

The pictures of Rob from a couple of years ago

were some of his best EVER.

One of my all time favorite pictures...

And there is more to come.

Rob.

Kristen.

Thomas.

All dressed up and lots of places to go.

 ON THE ROAD and COSMOPOLIS

Spectacular.

(This isn't even counting SWATH at the moment)

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

And I can't wait to see him.

So much good stuff happening.

Take a deep breath.

It's ALL good.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

This is for all the SHOUTY CAPS emails I get...

You know the ones I mean

I've shared them on occasion.

I'm not sure how these people keep functioning.

Wait.

I don't know how they function in life at all.

Can some people be that deluded and irrational

and carry on a regular life?

I'm kinda doubting it.

"Rose- Get ready to cry! Rob will never go to London!"

Ouch.

That's gotta sting...

Ah... Who could forget the great Ear Debate of 2012?

It appears that Rob got to London around the same time

as Kristen did... Coincidence?

I think not.

"Rose- Rob is only in London for work and to see his family"

Damn.

That must hurt a bit...

Rob followed Kristen 2 hours outside of London

to where her press junket was being held.

And they stayed in this hotel nearby...

Yes.

Together.

"Rose-- Rob is in London for his birthday

with his family and friends and SHE isn't there!"

So much ANGST over whether Kristen was at 

Robert's birthday party!

Really?

Rob was with her this whole damn time...

and NOW you think Kristen won't show up at his party?

Really?

Yes... she almost got in unnoticed...

But the Fandom CSI caught sight of her Nikes 

and her hair.

I'm guessing her BG was hint enough...

But can I be honest?

I only had eyes for Thomas.

(his hair thing is kinda mesmerizing...

not sure if that's good or bad)

But of fucking course she was there.

Where else would she be??

Really?

"HAHAHAHA ROSE! The ONLY reason Rob showed up

at the after party was to network.

He wasn't even with her"

Keep digging that grave.

It must really be deep by now...

Like through the center of the earth?

Awww... lookie what we have here.

Not only is Robert sitting with Kristen

But so is his sister!

That must really burn, huh?

So much chatter about how Robert's family

supposedly doesn't like Kristen

(Although they welcomed her into their home during Christmas)

Well... let's face it

If you listened to these lunatics

You would believe that NO ONE likes her.

And if they ever said they did

It was a LIE!!

Or they were on Summit's payroll.

Of course.

Needless to say

Robert spent all his time with Kristen

until she left for Berlin.

Together.

I imagine they will reconnect soon enough.

I mean...

Cannes is this coming weekend... yes?

Heh.

Quick note on the another email 

I received this morning

"Rose- I've heard that Charlize HATES Kristen and

is only pretending to be friends! She ignores her 

when the cameras aren't on them."

THAT is not a 'fake' hug.

Nice try though.

I know you want everyone to be as bitter

and full of foaming bile as you are...

But people who actually KNOW Kristen

ADORE her.

And no one is making Charlize hug Kristen this way

I have a feeling that you don't make 

Charlize do anything she doesn't want to do.

Final thoughts.

Maybe this isn't a popular opinion...

But I didn't 'get' Kristen's dress at the London premiere.

(Not that I know anything about fashion)

Although I did love the back of the dress

She still looked wonderful

and I think Kristen could wear a sack and look gorgeous.

I DO love this red dress from the Berlin promo today...

It suits her body perfectly

and she looks beautiful.

I love the red.

She should wear it more often.

It's a great color on her.

This post is brought to you by ON THE ROAD

I cannot tell you how excited I am for CANNES

and to see more about this movie.

And of course that opinion might be a bit

biased because of my complete adoration of

Thomas Sturridge.

How fucking adorable does he look in this picture??

OK.

I'm pretty damn excited about Cosmopolis, too...

I'm thrilled that Robert is getting such a buzz for this movie.

And seeing Robert and Kristen and Thomas

Possibly TOGETHER?

**SIGH**

Hey.

A girl can dream.

If you don't have dreams...

How can they come true?

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROBERT!

I should say that I wish he has the best birthday ever...

But he will.

I have no doubts.

It's a wish granted... isn't it?

And no

I'm not going to write a novel

about the joys and jubilations

of being Robert's fan.

You all can go to 'Fan Sites' for that stuff.

I want Rob to be happy.

That's really what it boils down to.

I want to see him smile and laugh

and enjoy everything life has to offer.

This birthday is special isn't it?

He's back in London...

Surrounded by family and friends.

And he's with Kristen.

And they are making each other smile.

I hope they realize how fucking lucky they are.

To have found each other.

And to realize it... and go after it.

To hold on to it.

Robert truly does have his cake

and he's eating it too.

I hope he enjoys every damn bite.

Savors it.

Relishes it.

I usually say 

"I hope all your wishes come true"

But I don't have to say that to Rob...

Because so many of his wishes already have.

So

Happy Birthday Robert

Thank you for all you have shared with me.

Your talent.

Your face.

Your walk.

Your friends.

Your music.

Your voice.

And now a couple of presents 

that are for me... 

Good.

Better.

Best.

There.

Now EVERYONE is happy!!

This post is brought to you by HAPPY

Happy Mothers Day!

Enjoy your children.

Enjoy your day.

Happy Thomas Sturridge!

And HAPPY ELLE interview!!

Happy Kristen!!

"Oh my God, my fucking boyfriend just did this movie" 

referring to Robert Pattinson while pulling down a copy of 'Bel Ami'.

And the gold ring circling her index finger? 

"Everyone wants to know" Stewart says slyly.

She shakes her head. 

“Everyone knows already – it’s ridiculous.”

Yes Kristen...

Everyone knows already.

I adore you.

And once again...

HAPPY 

BIRTHDAY
ROBERT!!

Goat.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- My Kingdom for an Ear

Friends, Romans, Countrymen... Lend me your ears.

To Ear is human... To forgive divine.

Ear, There and Everywhere.

Ear comes the sun.

From Ear to Eternity.

OK. OK.

You get it.

Right?

People were losing it over an ear.

Way.

Fighting.

Whining.

It can't be Kristen's ear!

NO!

It's Kristen's ear!

YES!

Remember my buddy who likes to send me emails

telling me how I'm going to cry?

You know... she said Rob wasn't going to London.

Heh.

And yeah...

"Who's Crying Now"

is going through my head.

So yesterday...

After the "EAR" came out

I get this...

KS has a longer ear lol.

BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH ETC.

MORE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH IDIOCY

BLAH BLAH STUPIDITY

BLAH BLAH NONSENSE

 he definitely had someone with dark hair and an ear with him and not KSs ear.

CSI eyes would know that,correct? lol

This just shows you the mentality of these people.

One minute Rob is NEVER going to London!

So when he shows up there...

It's on to the next excuse.

I love the part...

"He definitely had someone with dark hair

and an ear with him"

Really?

Someone had an ear!

How Strange!!!

Imagine having an ear.

It would be a dream come true!

Is it possible that this 'someone' 

actually had...

Dare I say it

TWO EARS???

No.

No.

That is too much to ask for.

Let's not get greedy.

I mean...

After all...

We did get ONE ear.

People.

Come on.

Give it up.

It's OVER.

No matter how you want to explain it away...

No matter the excuses

The rationalizations

Robert chooses to be with Kristen.

Everyday you are hit over the head

with another brick from your crumbling 

conspiracy PR wall.

Aren't you getting tired of it?

How many bricks to the brain does it take

before you just admit what is right in front of your face

and you finally move out of the way

before the whole wall crashes down.

Because you know what?

It's coming down.

Eat Brick.

This post is brought to you by the middle finger.

And by my enduring adoration

of all things Thomas Sturridge.

Forever.

And final thought?

There is an incredible amount of 

Robert and Kristen 

goodness and wonder

coming our way in the next couple of weeks.

SWATH

COSMOPOLIS

OTR

CANNES

I'm loving it.

Every single second.

To lead a better life

I need my love to be ear.

Until next time.

Bye for now