Rob and Kristen- T-Shirts = Love ;)

A LOT of chatter about this recent turn of events.

Carey Mulligan spotted in the company of dear sweet Thomas?

Can it be true?

Well...

If you follow the the clothes theory...

You know...

Carey 'looks' like she is wearing Tom's shirt.

So...

if this is true...

Where did she get it?

I kind of envision a huge big pile of clothes...

And everyone just grabs whatever is closest

(and hopefully cleanest)

And just pulls it on without thinking

But.

I don't know...

I mean... people taking clothes on and off...

You know what I mean?

Makes  ya wonder.

But I will be honest...

I don't think sharing a t-shirt is an epic sign of true love...

although I do find it kinda cute.

And I do think it shows a level of... closeness.

And I personally like wearing my husband's t-shirts

They're roomier... comfy

and sometimes I can smell him on them...

Kinda nice.

So let's get back to Miss Mulligan.

Recently broken up with Shia Labeouf...

And now she has the the misfortune of being thrown

into the Twilight fandom.

Poor dear.

I like the girl.

She's adorably cute

she's a wonderful actress...

And I hope whatever is going on with 

Tom and Carey...

They are happy.

But let's not forget the drama surrounding this...

You know...

Obviously Carey and Kristen are acquainted.

Carey is British... has worked with friends of Tom...

so who knows where they met or how long they have known each other.

Does it really matter?

People are getting their knickers all twisted

when it's said that Kristen introduced them.

They can't have that.

Nope.

It seems hard for some people to realize that

Tom and Kristen are friends.

Tom and Robert are friends.

Robert and Kristen are together.

It is what it is, folks.

Oh and...
Does anyone REALLY view Tom as a threat
to Robert and Kristen's relationship?
Didn't think so.
*insert lame rolling eyes smiley here*

Both Robert and Thomas seem very fond of these plaid shirts.

See...

Now...

If Carey were wearing THIS shirt of Toms...

Then I would have to admit there is something going on...

Seriously.

Tom loves that shirt.

He wears that shirt a lot.

So for him to give it up to a girl?

He would really really REALLY have to like her.

You know what I mean??

Do you??

So keep your eyes peeled!

But the Pièce de résistance?

The gray stoli t-shirt...

Robert has said recently that it has gone missing.

But now...

IF Kristen showed up wearing that shirt?

THAT shirt??

Well... then you know how fucking serious 

Robert would have to be about her.

I mean...

That shirt is ICONIC now.

With the 'GET OFF MY DICK' a close second.

Which of course... Robert and Kristen have already shared.

Heh.

;)

That's all I have to say for now.

So I thought I would end on this lovely picture

of scruffy Thomas and beanie Robert.

Good stuff.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for T-shirt sharing!!!

The new way to say "I love you"!!

T for TWIRLING!!!

Be ready...

Seriously.

Robert?

I miss your face.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Kristen Stewart Owns You.

There you have it, folks.

Clear as day.

No doubt about it.

Kristen is wearing Robert's shirt...

GET OFF MY DICK.

And I said it before...

and I will say it again.

I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART.

Because if anyone should wear that shirt?

It is most definitely you.

I was going to go into all the lame excuses

that have come out since these pics were released.

But why bother?

Just know that you wearing that shirt

has COMPLETELY and TOTALLY pissed off the haters.

I mean...

They are fucking FROTHING and FOAMING at the mouth right now.

It's fucking BRILLIANT.

How wearing a t-shirt can have that sort of reaction.

The excuses...

The name calling...

The bitter anger...

You fucking OWN them.

Lock

Stock

and

T-shirt.

Excellent.

So keep saying that you don't 'hate' Kristen...

Yet continue to call her all sorts of names just because

she wore her boyfriends t-shirt.

Because that's all she really did.

She wore Robert's t-shirt.

And it's fucking KILLING you.

You say she wears it to mess with the 'sheep'?

You tell me who is upset over her wearing it?

Who has the biggest negative reaction?

Exactly.

Sucks to be you.

I'm guessing it's great to be Kristen.

(and probably equally great being Robert)

This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *G*

F for FAMEWHORE

It's the go to word when people get pissed off.

G for 

GET OFF MY DICK

Because Rob let her wear his t-shirt.

HIS t-shirt.

Heh.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- No Excuses

Holy Shit.

Is there such a thing?

Should there be?

No... there shouldn't.

Anyway.

I guess there were all sorts of badly manipulated pictures

supposedly showing Rob and Kristen in some bar in NOLA

(And I'm kinda sick of NOLA... is it just me?)

When I looked at them...

It was more than obvious that they were messed around with...

Now...

I've never been a fan of manips

I don't know...

There is just something kinda creepy about them.

Yeah, sure...

Every once in a while you come across one that is well done

or a couple might be kinda funny...

But all in all?

Creeptastic.

Creeptacular.

The heads never look quite right...

bad angles

wrong size

all kinds of shitty.

But that leads us to the above picture.

NOT a manip.

But a picture of Kristen...

perhaps

maybe

quite possibly wearing a shirt that says...

GET OFF MY DICK

And if it is...

Kristen?

I just fell madly in love with you.

Not because you are wearing Robert's t-shirt (again)

But because if anyone has the right to say 

GET OFF MY DICK

It is you.

You wear the shirt well...

It looks good on you

I love it.

(And what double standards...

When Rob was wearing the shirt it was ALL kinds of cute!

Kristen wearing it?

Suddenly it is classless and vulgar.

Amazing how that works.)

So I received this email

(No, not like yesterdays)

And in it this person was going on and on

about the crazy fans

and how she will feel really sorry for any girl

that Rob finally decides to date.

Um.

Hello?

(Can you hear the echo?)

What about Kristen?

Why don't you feel really sorry for her?

Why is it OK for people to hate on her for no reason?

What did she EVER do to you?

To any of you??

Someone told me that I am wasting my breath

defending Kristen and Robert...

That they don't care... 

and they will never know.

Here's the thing...

I don't defend Robert and Kristen because I think

they are going to magically read my blog and go

"HEY!!! Rose is a really cool chick!"

No.

I do it because Robert and Kristen are human beings.

And there is so much hatred being thrown at them

And they did nothing...

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

to deserve being treated that way.

I'm defending someone I like

Someone that I admire...

Not because they need it

But because it's the right thing to do.

And isn't defending someone

better than constantly finding some way

to attack them?

OK.

Twirl Rob... TWIRL!

So many people still want to argue that Rob isn't with Kristen.

If he is with her...

Well, they have their excuses at the ready!

Hey...

You don't have to agree with me

That's perfectly cool with me.

(But why are you reading my blog?)

But...

COME ON

Robert and Kristen

Always.

ALWAYS

End up together.

No amount of lameass excuses cut it anymore.

Work excuses.

Friend excuses.

Nothing better to do excuses.

Summit excuses.

Photoshop excuses.

PR excuses

Excuses excuses...

They don't work.

Because...

Robert and Kristen

ALWAYS 

End up together.

How's that for an excuse?

Robert and Kristen want to be together.

Perfect.

Works for me.

Obviously works for them.

This post was brought to you by the letter *W*

W for WRONG

Aren't you tired of being wrong 

all the damn time?

*TinyTwirl*

Bye for now

♥♥♥

P.S. Where is our sweet Thomas these days?

Kristen Vacationing in Budapest This Year?

You might wonder why I am posting about this picture.

How can I not?

It gave me a HUGE laugh!

That alone makes it worth it.

You see...

Earlier yesterday, I had seen the picture

of Kristen at LAX.

I thought nothing about it.

It wasn't until it was pointed out to me much later...

That she was wearing a t-shirt with a tear in the collar.

AND OH MY GOD!!!!

Let the hilarity ensue!

I'm giggling just writing this.

Now, I don't know who goes around analyzing

every article of clothing that Robert and Kristen wear.

But every once in a while they hit the jackpot.

Every once in a while...

They are right.

And when they are right?

The Haters come out in full force!

Let the Clinging Rationalizations begin!

1. "His shirt is white. Hers is gray. 

It's not the same shirt."

2. "What does she do? Go through his dirty laundry

and steal his clothes?"

3. "She's so desperate to hang onto him.

I'm sure he's sick of her wearing his clothes."

and my favorite Cling of the day?

*chortle*

4. " I have a white t-shirt that's ripped at the 

collar, JUST like that! I must be dating Rob, too!"

(as she takes out her scissors...)

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

6. And then.

Then.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry.

It gets better!

Then someone actually...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

They...

ZOOMED in on the two tears in the collars.

And.

*wiping tears from face*

Came up with the clingy deduction that...

Rob's tear was straighter than Kristens!

Wait.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Come on...

You KNOW you are fucking laughing at this.

You have to be!

Fucking tears in t-shirts.

I had a smile on my face all day.

I'm smiling now.

So entertaining.

Thank You. Thank You.

Anyway.

I was going to talk about other

Kristen related bullshit.

But.

Since I'm still chortling at the whole

torn collar debate...

I will focus on brighter, better things.

Now, I know some people go on

and on about how no one wants to work with Kristen.

The girl has been working nonstop for years...

So if she takes a break...

It's because no one wants her.

Yeah. OK.

What these people REALLY don't want 

is for Kristen to haul her pretty little ass to London...

Or Budapest

Or wherever Robert happens to be.

We can't have that, can we?

I just know this.

IF I were in a relationship with

Robert Fucking Pattinson?

And I had the means and the opportunity

to spend time with him?

I would SO fucking be there.

And you know you would too.

And April 9th is her 20th birthday.

What better way to celebrate?

Besides...

Her Rob t-shirt collection is running low...

They need to exchange clothes again...

And Rob is particularly fond of the torn collar shirt...

He's missed it.

He's missed Kristen.

Ain't that a kick in the head?

Yeah. I'm smiling again.

:-D

Bye for now.