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Monday, November 22, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Behind the Smitten


Interesting picture.
Definitely feeling the Bella and Edward.
Not sure why it's cut into an oval...
But hey
It is a nice picture of both of them.
I love you, Kristen...

Awww....
This is ALL kinds of adorable.
Behind the scenes pics from Eclipse.
Look how sweet and tender our dear Robert is...
And I do mean Robert.

Smitten Smiles
Did I say adorable?
Cute?
Oh so Sweet?
All of the above?
Yeah, I'm just laying on Rob. And smiling. Life is good.
I absolutely LOVE when Kristen has a smile on her face.
And you always see the biggest smiles when she is around Rob.
I wish we could see Rob's face in this picture
because I'm sure the smile he has is just as big.
Of course it is.
Because we all know what he looks like whenever he is with Kristen.
Smitten.

Fuck.

I don't even know where this picture came from.
Does it matter?
I used to think that Rob was kinda clueless to the effect he has on women.
I mean...
He used to actually believe that all we wanted from him was Edward.
But...
Now I keep seeing all these pictures of him with cigarettes.
And people keep writing about how that affects them.
Like me.
Because it affects me... deeply.
So
Now I'm starting to wonder if they just put a cigarette into his hands
all the damn time now.
He knows.
He fucking knows.


 
Foam of the Day
I don't really care. I have a REAL life.


That's about it for today, I'm afraid.
If/When we see Rob and Kristen at LAX
There isn't much to talk about.
Will we see them?
I kinda hope not.
But then again...
a part of me wants to see them together.
Again.
As always.

This post is brought to you my the letter *T*

T for Tome.

Tome is where the heart is.
No doubt.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Thankful for Twilight

Kristen is all kinds of adorable.

Promo pics from RobStenation


Isn't she lovely?
Isn't she wonderful?
Kristen truly does make a beautiful Bella.
As soon as she puts in those brown contact lenses...
She immediately looks younger and more innocent.

So now I'm kinda all nostalgic for "Twilight"

The movie that started it all.
The movie that was the beginning of my 'Intoxication'

Surely there is a law against looking this fucking hot.


And Good Fucking Grief.
Robert as Edward.
Just as he was going to walk through the cafeteria
and we were going to see him the first time.
Just thinking about that moment...
My stomach still flip-flops.

He was perfection.
Wait.
He IS perfection.

But "Twilight" is kinda like my first love with these movies.
My first Edward.
And although I think the movies got better with each one...
Twilight will always have a special place in my heart...
as will Robert.

Can they sit ANY closer?

There has been so much chatter about the leaked commentary
for Eclispe the last few days.
Personally I can't wait to listen to it.
I loved the "Twilight" commentary
(Let's not even mention New Moon... OK?)
I have the commentary on my iPod...
and when I travel on long trips
I sometimes just close my eyes and listen to 
Robert and Kristen giggle and talk.
Yeah.
I know Catherine was on it too...
But she was a bit annoying.
Not just the way she kept blathering about stuff
that had nothing to do with the movie...
But it was like she didn't even know what she was talking about.
Rob would make a point...
Ask a question...
And she would be like...
"I don't know... what do you think?"
Um. OK.
You did just direct the movie... right?

Robert + Piano = Magnificent

OK.
So Catherine did a few things right.
I can give credit where credit is due.

1. She DID cast Robert and Kristen.
Good job, Hardwicke.
I can't imagine anyone else as Edward.

2. She did have Rob playing the piano in the movie.
BRILLIANT MOVE.
Edward played the piano...
Robert plays the piano...
Why is "Twilight" the only movie thus far
to put those 2 things together??

Get used to this, Kristen... I will never let you go from now on...
3. Hardwicke did give us Robert and Kristen.
She was the first one to see their immediate chemstry.
She knew what was going to happen.
She even warned Rob about it.
(And honestly... what the fuck is THAT about?)

My goodness... they look so young here. So sweet.

4. And last but not least...
Catherine did give us the cafeteria stroll.
The strut.
The walking Edward.
Did I say Brilliant?
Yes.
Fucking Brilliant.

Chris Weitz was smart enough to give us
Rob striding
strutting
across the parking lot in New Moon.
He knew.
All TWILIGHT movies should have 
Robert Pattinson walking towards the camera.
Hell...
I will take it one step further...
ALL FUCKING MOVIES FROM NOW ON
should have Robert walking in them.
Yes.
All of them.
For eternity.
Robert walking.
Brilliant.

Hi. I'm going to fall madly in love with you... Kristen.

Final thoughts.

Thanksgiving is upon us next week.
I don't know...
 I just see Kristen baking her pies...
Making her stuffing...
And I see Rob (and maybe Tom?)
enjoying EVERY bite.
Kristen is known to be a good cook...
Robert is known to love eating her cooking.
Thanksgiving is a perfect opportunity for this union.

I mean...
Thanksgiving is a day you spend with family...
With people you love.
Where else is Rob going to go?
(Yes, another Twilight reference)
Kristen loves Rob...
He's almost family

And lets face it...
They have a LOT to be thankful for, don't they?
Fame.
Fortune.
Good Health.
Family.
Friends.
Love.

EACH OTHER.

Rob will stay in BR for Thanksgiving!! Please. Please.


So what if Rob goes to L.A. for Thanksgiving? Doesn't mean anything... PR! PR!

This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *H*

G for Green Bay Packers
Pound Brett Favre into the ground.

H for Hmmmmmm...
Lots to Hmmmmm about lately.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Believe Me... They Do


*Spoiler??*

OK.
I'm sure most of you have read/listened to the commentary by now.
Rob and Kristen.
Eclipse.
I personally haven't listened...
and I have only read a couple of snippets.
It's not that I don't want to be 'spoiled'
It's just that I really want to watch and listen at the same time.
From what I have seen
Robert and Kristen are goofy and charming...
Teasing each other and laughing at 'inside' jokes.
It probably wasn't that easy to do from separate locations.

And of course there was D-R-A-M-A.
Of course.

Well... that was only to be expected.
People take from it what they want.
But the biggest bullshit seemed to be over the use 
of the word 'dude'.
Yeah. Really.
I guess at the end...
Rob says something like "Thanks, Dude"
and Kristen responds with "Thanks, Dude"
And for some reason that signifies that Rob and Kristen
are merely friends, if even that.
Right.
Because Rob saying 'Dude' to Kristen...
Who always says 'Dude'...
Was in no way, shape or form...
A tease about her use of the word.
No way.
OBVIOUSLY if Rob and Kristen were in a REAL relationship
They would have ended the commentary with
"Goodbye my love... until the morrow!"
"Yes darling! I love you!"

Yeah.
OK.
We won't take into consideration ANYthing 
we have learned about Rob and Kristen thus far...
We will ignore the playfulness, the teasing, the laughing
throughout the commentary...
And we will just focus on the word...
Dude.

I guess when you are clinging for dear life...
You will grab onto anything you can.
Dude.


There were a few screencaps with dialog like this...
But I decided to only add a couple...
Like this one.

I love how Kristen is teasing Rob here...
And Rob...
"Shut up"
SO CUTE.

Do you remember the quote from an interview with Rob
when asked about this scene with Bella/Jacob?

"It’s weird. Not only do they do the kissing scenes—they never do it when I am even on the set. I have the day off. You genuinely feel like someone’s cheating on you. Then you come back to the set. And almost always, it’s after one of their scenes where I suspect them of doing something. It just so happened every single time—I would come into work being like, “So how was it?”

SO CUTE.

And this.
Well.
I'm sure it depends on who the vampire is...
Heh.


Not much else to talk about today.
Although I will say this...
The bitterness against Kristen has been amped up
Big Time.
Kinda Pathetic.

When will people learn that it doesn't matter
If you approve of Rob and Kristen being together?
You can slam her for the smallest detail
(And believe me... they do)
You can dedicate blogs/forums to hating on her.
(And believe me... they do)
You can waste your time believing whatever
it is you want to believe
(And believe me... they do)
But the fact remains
It isn't up to you.
Rob and Kristen don't give a shit what anyone 
thinks when it comes to them being together.
So hating her doesn't accomplish anything...
Except make you look desperate and bitter.
(And believe me... You do)



Couple of thoughts...

1. I just love these pictures.
Both Robert and Kristen look so beautiful.
So perfect.
For each other.
;)

2. Heard a 'rumor' that there are reshoots for WFE in L.A.
Robert going back to L.A.?
In time for Thanksgiving?
Kristen does make a helluva pumpkin pie...
And we all know how Rob feels about her pies.

I will just leave that there.

Love this picture.
Sometimes when reading all the bullshit that goes along
with being involved in this fandom...
Having a beer or 2 sounds pretty good.
And why is it...
That he looks so damn sexy drinking from a bottle?
Do I even need to go further?
I don't.

They said Dude! I knew it! They hate each other! Told You!!

This post is brought to you by the letters *W* and *L*

W for Weeds.
You know those pesky weeds that kinda look
like flowers that try to invade your yard?
From a distance they look like a real flower...
But when you get up close you can see the difference.
They are all ratty and ragged
Rough and ugly.
And for some reason Weeds always
look like they are trying SO hard to be flowers.
They want to take over the garden...
But it's pretty easy to just pull them out...
and throw them in the compost
where they belong.

L for LOVE
Everytime I look at Robert and Kristen...
I am reminded of how much they love each other.
It's in their smitten smiles...
The subtle touches.

Ain't Love Grand?

Believe me... They know.

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Truth is Truth

Twirly Twirly Twirl!

Do you ever wonder why just typing the word TWIRL upsets people?
Kinda strange, right?
Is it that they are just so miserable in their own lives
that when someone else is all twirly and happy
it just pisses them off to no end?

I guess you could also ask why I push those twirly buttons.
Well.
Because I can.
The complete absurdity of it all is fascinating on so many levels.
Write "Twirl" on Twitter...
Watch people lose their minds.
I have had people unfollow me just because I wrote that word.
I have had people follow me just because I wrote that word.
People HATE me because I am all Twirly.
I know... right?
But its an intriguing study of online behavior... isn't it?
People say I antagonize 'haters' by merely mentioning them here...
But that's kinda what I do.
I write about the days events...
I post a few lovely pictures...
And I give my opinion.
I don't just focus on Robert's gorgeous face
or Kristen's stunning beauty.
Because let's face it... there's only so much to say.
So I write about the good... and the bad.
Because that is a huge part of this fandom...
and it is a compelling topic to write about.

I realize being honest and giving an honest opinion offends people.
Although I'm not quite sure why.
Maybe because it shows a negative spin to Twilightland.
But I'm not a news blog.
I'm not about all sunshine and lollipops.
I write about what I see.
And that's not rainbows and unicorns.
It's just my opinion.

On to better twirly things.



More pics were released
(Makes you wonder how much more is out there)
From the 'waterfall' scene....
Lots of Robert and Kristen being all touchy and sweet.
And yeah...
I can actually hear the howling of
"They are being Edward and Bella! They are in character!
That's the only time they touch each other!"

Well...
 

I'm pretty sure Edward and Bella don't smoke.
So...
Robert letting her get a drag off his cigarette?
Is all Rob.
And yeah... Kristen does have her arm on Rob...
She's been doing that a lot 'off' camera lately... hey?
(See... this is what I do)


Yeah... 2 lovely people
Having a cigarette break
Doing their thing
and Kristen can't seem to stop touching Robert.
(And you would be doing the same, if you could)
And yes...
It's still Robert.
And Kristen.




I love Rob's face.
Too cute for words.
Almost.
But I seem to come up with a lot of words.
Too many?
Possibly.

So... is this a scene from Breaking Dawn?
Could be.
Although is "Bella" wearing Kristen's shoes?
Could these series of pictures just be Rob and Kristen
being all sweet and cute
And Rob is carrying his tiny, adorable Kristen to the next mark?
Could be.
Doesn't really look like they are 'on' camera here.
Butt crack Robert.
Too hilarious.
And wherever they are going...
Kristen can't seem to let go of her guy.
Not that theres anything WRONG with that.


I mean...
You can kinda tell they aren't filming here.
There are way too many people all around them...
Unless people with equipment and baseball hats
are now part of Edward/Bella's honeymoon.
What do you think?


I think this picture is all kinds of twirl.
Smiles on both of their faces.
Kristen's hand on Robert.
As always.
And Robert...
Brushing Kristens hair back?
Proceeding to brush something off her face?
OK, now I'm all nostalgic for those early Twilight interviews
when Kristen picked something off Rob's face.
The first real RED FLAG that something was beginning
to happen between them.
I digress.
Forgive me.

I don't think this is 'on' camera.
Again... so many people all around them.
They would be in the shot.
But then again...
Could be.

I share cigarettes/jump on male friends backs ALL THE TIME!  


Crazy wild eyed and getting all foamy.
And for what?
Like I've said before...
It's so much MORE fun being twirly and happy
than being foamy and bitter.

It's really not a conspiracy.
It's just two people who want to be together.
And they are.
All the time.

Truth is Truth.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Truth.
I can handle it...
 Can you?

Bye for now
♥♥♥