I don't know where to start.
This picture of Robert is a good place.
LOOK AT HIM.
I am literally sitting here...
trying to find coherent thoughts
that makes sense enough to type.
It's not working is it?
Yeah... this one has long been a favorite...
I guess I have this fascination with his legs?
Yeah. I'm sure that's it.
There has been A LOT of hatred thrown Kristen's way
the last couple of days.
Well, that isn't anything new...
But the Hyenas have been even more
bitter and angry than ever.
Even MORE bitter and angry!!!
Hard to imagine, isn't it?
They are all kinds of pissed off at Kristen.
Saying she was all bitchy and horrible at the MTV awards.
I didn't know that Rabies affected eyesight...
Let's go through this...
The first time we see Kristen on stage...
She was smiling.
She was her usual awkwardly adorable self.
She didn't drop her popcorn.
She thanked Chris Weitz.
She thanked her fans.
She smiles and exits the stage.
Ah... Best Kiss.
Kristen stumbles a little going to the stage...
Immediately turns and goes into Robert's arms.
I'm thinking... Yes.
Rob is smiling BIG time.
In fact... he was smiling all night long.
He looked REALLY happy.
Kristen looks REALLY happy.
I honestly don't remember the last time
I have seen Robert so damn giddy.
Every time you see him on camera...
Where is Kristen all bitchy and grumpy?
Because not only do they both look
They look pretty intimate.
Big smiles on both of their faces.
So they are both on stage for Best Kiss.
They are trying hard to be awkward and weird...
(OK maybe not trying TOO hard)
Kinda like the kisses are supposed to be
between Edward and Bella.
It might be a bit anti-climatic...
Kristen is smiling and chatty
Robert is goofy and charming.
And even after Robert steals a quick kiss...
Kristen is smiling...
Robert is all giggling and happy.
Where is this bitchy, ingrate Kristen
that so many have talked about?
Then we see the 3 of them...
To introduce the Eclipse clip.
Nothing bitchy there.
They all talk and smile.
Short but sweet.
Then Rob gets his 2 awards.
He humbly thanks his parents...
And oh yeah.
They go to her in the audience...
And she makes an embarrassed face.
The same face she always makes
when someone compliments her.
Like when Rob said she was
"The best actress of her generation"
way back before Twilight came out?
She made that face.
When Catherine, Rob and Kristen were doing
the commentary for Twilight...
And Catherine gushes over Kristen
Catherine comments that
Kristen is "rolling her eyes at me"
But continues to praise her.
It's pretty obvious that Kristen doesn't
handle compliments without embarrassment.
Is that a crime?
Not being so full of yourself
expecting and basking in others praise?
Being shy about people saying nice things
about you in public on national TV?
But the Hyenas fucking POUNCED on that...
Calling her nasty names...
HATING on her.
They had to...
IT WAS ALL THEY HAD.
New Moon wins Best Movie...
The entire cast is on stage.
Kristen is laughing and clapping.
Robert is laughing and clapping.
Looking perfectly happy.
The Hyenas then seized on some bizarre little clip...
It supposedly looks like Kristen brushes his arm...
And Rob reacts 'like he's been burned!!'
All night long Robert and Kristen
have been giggling and smiling...
Touching and playful...
and some obscure second of movement
is what the Hyenas cling to.
Is this the face of a man who despises Kristen?
Is this the face of a man...
Who wants to distance himself from her?
Is this the face of a man...
Who is shouting to the world
that he is SINGLE!
(Yeah, because that's what Rob would do!)
Is this the face of a man forced to be with Kristen
either as a PR stunt or a 'beard'?
Or is this a face of a man...
Was for Kristen.
And that is exactly why
the bitter anger
is so overflowing the last few days.
The spiteful, jealous hatred.
Because the haters all saw what the rest of
us have been seeing all along.
Welcome to reality.
Denial is Futile.
Acceptance is Peace.
Bye for now.