Déjà vu

Truly. Get the FUCK off.

Déjà vu

Literally "already seen"

 is the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an event

 or experience currently being experienced

 has been experienced in the past, 

whether it has actually happened or not.

How many times have Rob and Kristen broken up now?

It seems to be about every other week.

So who do you believe?
E! and Lainey?
Who claim that Rob and Kristen
(still living together for the ...DOGS no less)
are CRAZY IN LOVE and REALLY INTO EACH OTHER
but going through a rough patch
that's only temporary
and they will work it out...

Or

People's version...
That they have 'called it 'quits' (FOR NOW)
BUT
 it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair
 got back together again. 

Hmmm.
I guess that covers ALL the bases... huh?

I see some people reacting like they did
over the 'break up' in July.
Something I never believed happened then.
Something I don't believe happened now.
But hey...
That's just me.

Do I think that Rob and Kristen have arguments
and fight over stuff that couples fight over?
Most definitely.
They aren't exempt from working on their relationship.
But they have to have every thing play out in public.
Their every move
is scrutinized and analyzed to death.
Some stalker pap takes some pics...
and gives us HIS narrative on what happened.
It wasn't confirmed by Rob or Kristen
or anyone close to them.
THAT much I can guarantee.
So who is the source?
Rolando?
I mean... he was there after all... right?
He 'guessed' that Kristen was talking to Rob
so he can probably make up any scenario he wants.

Even the tabloids aren't being very definite... are they?
For now.
Only Temporary.
Will be back on again.
Not fully over.

Yeah.

Final thought?

I've been busy this weekend
(as usual)
And even though I got DMS and texts like crazy...
I can honestly say that this latest drama didn't faze me.
At all.

Yes.
It's tedious and draining
having to deal with the ongoing drama
surrounding these two people...
Yes.
It's tedious and draining having to deal with
the Nervous Nellies who cannot for one minute
see the fucking forest for the trees.
Yes.
Although the Loony Fringe is no doubt
doing their twisted version of twirling...

Remember
They went through this all last summer, didn't they?
We all know how that turned out.

Besides.
According to the Loonys...
Rob's ALWAYS been single (and pretending)
So I've never understood their constant
bitter hatred and anger
over something they deemed was not real anyway.

So if you want to put all your faith
into some gossip tabloids...
unconfirmed sources and insiders.
Please enjoy.

If you want to put your faith
in two people
who have proven
time and time again
that they love each other
And if you just want
Rob and Kristen to be happy...
That's where I will be.

Because I adore both Rob and Kristen.
Together.
Apart.
Whatever makes them happy.
This isn't about me.
This isn't about what I want.
I have the same faith in them
that I have always had.
They will be OK.

But hey.
That's just me.

This post is brought to you by hypocrisy.

It's amazing that just days ago...
The Fringe called PEOPLE a trashy lying rag.
But now?
The Loony Gospel.

What happens when Rob and Kristen
are seen together again?
(and hey... that's just me)

I personally hope Rob (and Kristen)
go to London for a while.
Lay low.
Reconnect.
ALONE.
(sometimes 3 ~or 10 is a crowd...ya know?)
Perhaps deal with things
with some privacy.
Wouldn't that be nice?

I adore you Tom Sturridge.
Aren't you going back to London... too?

Green Fucking Sheep.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Perception Isn't Reality

The REAL Rob and Kristen.

Wow.

What a fascinating couple of days in R/K land... huh?

Let's see...

First we get the bastion of all that is true and good...

X17

putting out some 'exclusive' pics of Kristen.

We've all seen them.

The 'upset emotional' pics of Kristen.

Really?

I just see pics of her sitting in a car.

Well.

This is what the reliable paparazzi

who has no apparent agenda claimed...

"Kristen was pacing back-and-forth in her friend's apartment, smoking.

 She looked really upset, talking on the phone for almost an hour -- 

I'm guessing she was talking to Rob.

 She was really animated, like she was trying to explain something. 

She was getting frustrated and seemed very emotional," 

our photographer tells us.

Let's break it down, shall we?

So this Pap was watching Kristen for almost an hour...

She 'looked really upset talking on the phone'

Where are the pics of that?

What phone?

He watched her for almost an hour...

Yet not ONE pic of her on the phone looking all upset?

Hmmm.

And the crème de la crème?

"I'm guessing she was talking to Rob."

Guessing?

How would this guy KNOW who she was talking to

(on this unsubstantiated phone conversation) 

Did you hear the conversation from outside?

Do you lip read from a distance?

Did you happen to get a shot of her screen and see "ROB"?

First we are to believe that not only did Kristen 

have an animated emotional phone conversation...

But that it was 'probably' with Rob.

Based on what exactly?

This slimy paparazzi's word?

Someone whose whole life is based on rumor and innuendo?

Someone who wants to give the most drama inducing

scenario for what basically turn out to be pretty boring pictures?

Kristen is sitting in a car with her girlfriend.

Is she upset? 

Maybe. Maybe not.

Do we have any fucking clue why?

Absolutely NOT.

Since when is X17 in any way someone

you would turn to for the truth?

Are you serious with that?

They aren't affected by this drama. They laugh at it.

Then we get E trying to tell us what happened...

"They are absolutely still together but are having some difficulties right now,"

 a source told E! News Thursday.

At the root of the issue? "Priorities," the insider says.

 But "they'll be fine. I do not foresee a split, they are just crazy in love. 

This is just another bump in the road."

"He's been hanging out with the boys a lot,

 and she's been with her girlfriends," another source exclusively tells us.

 "They seem to be living separate lives at the moment,

 I haven't seen her around at all."

Huh?

So the 'insider' say they are CRAZY IN LOVE

but the 'source'  says they SEEM to be living separate lives.

HUH?

Again.

No one who is close to Rob and Kristen

are telling stories out of school.

No one.

No one is calling up any of these tabloids

and telling them intimate details about 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

This is all speculation based on some sleazy paparazzi's 

biased, uninformed agenda fueled narrative.

Even if it's something you want to hear?

Like...

Crazy in Love.

Do you need someone to tell you that?

Just look at these two.

You don't need gossip sites to tell you what is right

in front of your eyes.

You don't need CONSTANT affirmation

that Rob and Kristen remain

TOGETHER.

There is nothing to indicate otherwise.

We see pictures of Kristen with her friends...

Or see Rob out with friends for dinner...

AND TO SOME ITS THE END OF THE WORLD.

Those are just brief fucking moments in their lives together.

Don't you get that?

Yes... they might be with their friends on occasion 

for an hour or two..

But riddle me this...

WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE THE OTHER 22 HOURS A DAY?

(Hint: T.O.G.E.T.H.E.R.)

We see them shopping at stores...

Walking to meet friends for lunch

Coming out of gas stations to their dogs

waiting patiently in the car.

Moments.

Those aren't dates.

When you live together...

Everything you do isn't a 'date'

It's life.

Their whole fucking life is a date.

Yes. It's REAL and it's SPECTACULAR.

So honestly.

Just because you can't see their lives

24/7

Doesn't mean they aren't living them.

Rob and Kristen are strong.

TOGETHER.

They probably aren't even aware of most of this

mundane bullshit.

They have better things to do.

Its only here in this fandom that

people let insignificant gossip cause drama.

So go ahead, Loony Fringe...

Cling tightly to your August deadline

Cling to your Seer and Blind Items

Cling to your Shit Eater and Trolls

who have nothing better to do

than make themselves look like complete utter fools.

And don't forget you look like idiots, too...

You applaud the lunacy.

You relish in their abhorrent behavior.

What does that say about you?

These are your heroes.

These are the ones you RT and encourage and laugh with...

These are the people who represent your

side of the fandom.

Congratulations!

You put the LOON in Lunatics.

L.O.V.E.

This post is brought to you by... lots of things.

1. @bonz245

Who sent me the above picture.

Thank you.

2. Rob and Kristen.

Stop trying to hurt them.

Stop trying to pit one against the other.

They are already strong...

Having people push against them

Only makes them stronger

and more determined than ever.

3. Thank you to the people 

who frequently comment on this blog.

I know I rarely get a chance to respond...

But know that I appreciate 

each and every word you type.

Thank you.

4. Tom Sturridge.

Who always makes me smile.

Who always makes me happy.

I love and adore you.

5. To the good side of the Fandom.

The right side.

The happy side.

The side that cares about the feelings

and well being of Rob and Kristen.

The side that matters.

6. My mantra remains.

Rob and Kristen

Always

End up

Together.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!

HAPPY 

27TH

BIRTHDAY

ROBERT 

PATTINSON!

It's Rob's birthday.

I wasn't sure what I should do to commemorate 

such a day.

I mean...

What can I possibly say?

I adore Robert Pattinson.

I still do.

I adore him WITH Kristen Stewart.

I adore him when he's on his own.

He has consistently kept me interested

in his life and career...

and for me

that doesn't happen very often.

I've said it before

and I will say it again...
Robert Pattinson remains intoxicating.

Sure...

A lot of what I find fascinating about him now

is his love and relationship with Kristen...

I won't deny it.

Unlike so many (Lunatics) in this fandom

I've had no problem accepting the fact

that Robert loves Kristen

and chooses to be with her.

Instead of hating Kristen for being the one Rob wants

Instead of flouncing Rob because I don't approve of his choices

Instead of ignoring that Kristen exists 

I choose to admire and be a fan of both of them.

It's possible you know.

And it's quite easy to do.

Watch their movies.

Listen to them talk in interviews.

Watch them interact with each other.

It's all so fascinating.

Still.

I was going through my Rob folders...

(yes. shut up.)

Looking for something that I could post today...

And I figured that since I'm kinda 'known' 

to be a fan of his walking...

The Twilight walk was kinda where it started for me...

and then he was on Leno...

STILL

my favorite fucking all fucking time fucking walk fucking ever.

Then we got the New Moon parking lot strut...

And good god...

EVERY fucking time I see him look down and smirk...

I find myself with the BIGGEST smile on my face.

And yeah...

Does it matter that he's smiling at Kristen?

Does it?

You bet your sweet ass it does.

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

But OK.

So.

Are you ready for what I'm about to show you?

I mean.

I stumbled across it today.

TODAY.

I haven't seen this before.

And.

And.

It's.

Fuck.

It's from my ALL time favorite

fucking walk fucking ever.

I mean...

Fucking A.

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN?

WHERE?

I GET IT NOW.

WHAT MAKES ME LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

HE FUCKING OWNS THIS WALK.

HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT HE LOOKS FUCKING GOOD.

WITH HIS FUCKING WRINKLED SHIRT AND SCRUFF

AND GREASY TOUSLED FUCK HAIR

AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING SMIRK AGAIN!

SMIRK + STRUT = PERFECTION

**********************************************

OK.

I apologize for the shouty caps...

But it's Rob's birthday

so it's all about Rob today.

So I can.

So there.

Happy Birthday Rob!

 I know that when you blow out your 27 candles today...

You will lock eyes with the love of your life.

Smile.

Your wish has come true.

This post is brought to you by Rob's birthday.

and lets not forget...

Where my true heart lies...

 Tom Sturridge.

Until next time.

Bye for now