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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.



I know I'm supposed to be all manic and upset.
(according to the Robsessed Mommies who follow
my every word...hahaha)
I'm not.
I'm supposed to be in some sort of meltdown
and crying and angry.

I'm not.
Not even close.

So Sorry.


My first reaction when I saw this pic?
It was ambivalence.
I think.

I've been talking to friends for months
about wanting Rob and/or Kristen
to make a fucking MOVE.
Anything.
SOMETHING.
Now granted...
This isn't the move I would have wanted
but hey
You don't always get what you want.
(Especially in this fandom)
And it's not about what I want anyway...
Is it?

Living in R/K limbo
isn't a fun place to be... you know?
I'll admit it.
I fucking care about Rob and Kristen.
I do.
I have.
I will.
But after 2012 knocked the air out of me...
there was no way in fucking hell
I was ever going back there again.
NoSirReeBob
I would like to think I learn from my mistakes.
And I have.
At least the mistake of being overly invested
in a relationship of two celebrities
that in all honesty...
doesn't impact my life.


I took a big step back in 2012.
More of a leap back...
I blogged less.
I tweeted less.
I spent less time online.
I made a point of not caring...
as much.
Keeping things at arms length.
Watching from a distance.
And for the most part...
It worked.

That's not to say I wasn't still here
Adoring Rob and Kristen
being interested in their lives
following their careers...
(I am a FAN after all)
Whereas before I got too close to the flame
and got burned...
This time I barely felt the heat.

Now I realize that not everyone is in the same place.
A lot of people are very sad.
Very mad.
Some are very glad.
You are all entitled to whatever it is you feel.
So feel it.

This too shall pass.



Final Thoughts.

1. I think we all realized that things had changed.
We hadn't seen Rob and Kristen
together in quite some time.
So...
Is it THAT much a surprise that they have moved forward?
You can't hate on Rob for living his life.
And you most definitely shouldn't be hating
this Twigs person.
She hasn't done anything wrong.
I mean...
You don't have to like anyone
that's all well and good
But to spew bitter vile hatred
at someone for not behaving the way
you want them to behave?
Shame on you.

2. FKA Twigs
Like I said ...
I never heard of her before.
And truly
I actually find myself physically
shrugging my shoulders
when I read about her.

That's how much I care.
(At least I'm honest about it)
But 
going on Rob's friends Instagrams
and her public accounts
to call her names?
That is beyond disgusting.
And so fucking embarrassing.


And to all you self righteous Robsessed lunatics
pointing fingers about the hate
when YOU have done exactly the same thing
to Kristen for YEARS.
Who do you think you're kidding?
Hate is fucking hate.
Kristen never deserved any of it...
Either does Twigs
or anyone else for that matter.
It's all beyond sane rational behavior.

Here's an idea for everyone...
STAY THE FUCK OFF 
THESE PEOPLE'S SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS!
Stop commenting.
Stop thinking that they care what you have to say.
Stop insulting and harassing
and stalking these people
just because you feel entitled to barge into their lives.
And that goes for the "I'm sorry you have to see this" bullshit.
They aren't your friends... they don't care.
You think you know what they are trying to say.
You don't.
You take simple words
and pictures
you know NOTHING about
and twist it to fit some weird agenda.
"OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE WHAT
--insert Rob/Kristen friend here-- SAID???
 LOOK AT THE PICTURE
OH MY GOD!"

In all reality?
(something I don't think some of these people
are in touch with)
NOT.EVERYTHING.HAS.TO.DO
WITH.ROB.AND.KRISTEN.
Got that?



Get the FUCK off their dicks.


3. Kristen.

I hope you all realize that Kristen
knows what is going on.
She is IN THE LOOP... you know?
And please.
Don't feel sorry for her.
She's not cowering in some corner
rocking back and forth crying.
Come on.
She's been busy working
and looks to be
enjoying her down time doing 
all sorts of fun things.
You have all seen her these past months...
She has looked STUNNING
not sad
or broken.
She's where she wants to be.

Just like Rob is where he wants to be.

And yeah.
I would prefer Rob and Kristen
to remain
Rob and Kristen.
And you know what?
I will always have HOPE
that these 2 people
who have shared so much
who have bonded and 
have such a deep connection
WILL
find their way back 
Together.


And even though they are on different paths
at the moment...
There is nothing to say
that those paths
won't intersect somewhere down the road...
Again.



Yes.
I'm still on this ship.
After all...
Where else am I going to go?
(Thanks Rob.)



4. Have to wonder...
When certain people will finally admit
that they have been lying to this fandom
for well over a year.
Granted... most saw right through the bullshit
(and got hated on for not agreeing with them)
But now you all know...
There is no CUZ
or super secret EXPERTS
or PROOF
that Rob and Kristen are married
with a child.
Rob is very clearly in some sort of relationship with Twigs.
While we don't know how serious it is...
We know Rob is spending time with her.
So.
Give it up.
The pictures are real...
There is no photoshopping of ears or noses...
And seriously
You look at blurry as fuck pics
taken from a football field away
of Kristen's eye
and determine that its her
yet...
You clearly see Rob and Twigs
holding hands and in a car
and you have conspiracy theories?
Good Grief.

It's over.
The fat lady has done sung.

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone but it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me
Let me take you down, cos I'm going to
 Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever


5. Rob and Kristen 
both have a lot of movies coming out...
So we should be getting more promo
more photoshoots
more interviews
All the good stuff.
ROVER is out on DVD today!!

If it hurts too much to look back...
Look forward.

You never know what's around the next corner.

Love is Long.

This post is brought to you by...


Who else?

I adore you Thomas.



Until next time.

Bye for now


Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Please Read With Proper Sarcasm



A couple of thoughts...


1. I could Write about the
Walking Wolverine.
Which is a very nice thing to Write about.
I enjoy Writing about the
Walking Wolverine.
He had a great time at TIFF.
Maps To The Stars got Wonderful reviews.
The man cleans up... Well.


And come on...
Walking Wolverine 
in a Wonderful blue suit
With Wickedly Wild Wavy hair
is fucking Wow.



2. All the incredible reviews
that STILL ALICE has received at TIFF
Especially Julianne Moore AND Kristen...
Well.
It's real and it's SPECTACULAR!

Gotta admit that I'm loving all the positive feedback
that Kristen is getting
but also the fact that she is SHINING so brightly right now.
Living well... and working well
is the BEST revenge.
(gnaw on that haters)


3. I want to ask if you have noticed
that the Lunatics that screech the loudest -


"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby!"
"Rob and Kristen will NEVER EVER be back together!"
"Rob hates Kristen and has nothing to do with her!"
"Rob's career is OVER!"
"Kristen's career is OVER!"

- Are the ones who are the neediest
and most insecure in what they believe?

Let's take the "Japan Beanie"
as an example.

So there was some video
that showed Rob getting in a car with some friends...
And even though the video was mere seconds
and blurry as shit...

"ROB IS WEARING A JAPAN BEANIE!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
KRISTEN WAS IN JAPAN!!!"
(You know... when Rob flew to Japan then flew to LA
then flew back to Japan before flying to NYC and then he
flew back to LA before flying to Toronto before he
flew to Singapore!
All to throw off the paps!!!)
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

And then of course you have the other side
of the Fringe...

"YOU PHOTOSHOPPED IT!
IT'S NOT A JAPAN SYMBOL!
NO! NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!
IT CAN'T BE!!"
(You know... the people who claim to not 'care'
about Kristen but can't seem to stop obsessing over what she says
and what she does and who she is with...
all the damn time.)

I wish I were making this up.
But alas...
People were freaking out over a beanie.
And why? To what end, exactly?
It's the same people who are SO SURE
they KNOW what is going on with Rob and Kristen
that flip out over the slightest thing.
Like a beanie.

Insecurity thy name is Lunatic Fringe.


Probably the most stunning picture of Kristen... EVER.


Hi there.

4. Google
I didn't know if I should even address this.
This site put Rob and Kristen as 'partners'
Is this the end all... be all?
Really?
That's what you are going hang your beanie on?
This brings me back to the insecure and needy
who cling to any fucking thing.
Beanies.
Tweets from disgruntled Brides
Unfounded self proclaimed experts.
A plethora of relatives who work for Kristen...
(and why is it that they never work for Rob?)
Insiders and sources that seemingly pop up out of nowhere
Endless blurry pictures and videos


Good.
Fucking.
Grief.

Are you really that desperate
that you can't believe in something without this bullshit?
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)



5. FKA TWIGS
Huh?
Who?
Well... walk next to Robert Pattinson
and you are guaranteed intense media scrutiny.
Attention.
But.
She doesn't want that.
Right?
This wouldn't be the first time
someone used Rob (or Kristen)
to garner attention.
Remember Dylan Penn?
Rob was supposedly as 'smitten' with her
as he is with Twigs.
In fact...
You could go back thru the past articles
attaching a female to Rob
posted by People/E!/Other various rags
and just take out whatever name is in there
Be it
Riley Keough
Imogen Kerr
Katy Perry
Dylan Penn
Caitlin Cronenberg
Sia
Sydney Liebes
Sarah Roemer
Emilie de Raven
Mystery Blonde
Mystery Brunette
Mystery Redhead
Etc.
Etc.
And just put in the new "love" of the week.
(and please remember that all of the above
were never dating Rob)

Is Rob dating Twigs?


Are they just friends?

I guess that's for Rob to know...
and for us to over analyze and obsess over
to find out.
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)


6. Rob and Kristen
 I miss them.

When will I see you again?


And so it goes.


This post is brought to you by
Tom and Sienna


Still going strong after 3.5 years...
and a beautiful baby girl.


And by these incredible pictures...




Why?
Because it STILL chaps their hide.


Until next time.

Bye for now

And remember...
Love is LONG.

#RobAndKristen