Che-Che-Che-Che CHERRY BOMB!

1. Well... Rob was out last night.
He was at Shannon someones birthday party.
Katy Perry was there.
(With Russell Brand, but then this wouldn't be as good a story)
So of course...
Rob was supposedly all up on her.
Cuz that's what Rob is all about.
He's not the shy, modest, charming guy
he portrays in interviews...
He's a fucking hound who goes after any female
with a fucking pulse.

And yes. I'm being SARCASTIC.

I see a guy hanging out with friends.
Rob and Kristen don't have to be joined
together 24/7
They get to do things separately.
It happens.
Big fucking deal.


2. And since I'm all in defender mode...
I get the occasional comment
that I'm SO vested in
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
Um...
Writing down my thoughts...
ONCE a fucking day
means I'm vested?
I'm fascinated.
I'm interested.
But if there comes a day
when I don't think Rob and Kristen are together...
My life will go on.
I'm actually more intrigued by the reaction
that Robert and Kristen's relationship
has in the Twilight Universe.
You gotta admit its fascinating to watch.
Just the term
ROBSTEN
brings out the claws.
Amazing.

Fucking Fierce.
Honestly...
Kristen totally rocks as Joan Jett.
I mean..
You ever see the old videos of the Runaways?
Kristen and Dakota look amazing.
Kristen is the PERFECT choice to play Joan...
I seriously cannot wait for this movie.
It will be good to see Kristen shake off
the Bella persona for a while.
There was a teaser trailer...
and I can honestly say...
that I'm looking forward to this movie
as much (maybe more)
than Remember Me.

Che-che-che-che-che-che-che-che
CHERRY BOMB!

Fucking A.

Oh and...
Rob?
Get your sweet ass to London...
(You too... Kristen)
Life is fucking good...
Isn't it?

Bye for now.

Kristen Will Knock You OUT!

Ladies and Gentlemen (Gentlemen... Gentlemen...)
Welcome to the first fight of the Rob drought!

In this corner...
We have Kristen Stewart (Stewart... Stewart...)
Beautiful, feisty and fierce!
Kristen is a dynamic actress
who doesn't take shit from anyone...
She's tough, smart and knows what she wants.

In that corner...
We have Emilie de Ravin (who?... who?...)
Blond, and... um...
Emilie is on 'Lost'!
And she was lucky enough to play opposite
Robert Pattinson in Remember Me!

Honestly?
No fucking contest.

I've said it once and I'll say it again...
I have nothing against Emilie.
She's all well and good.
But now that there is a photoshoot coming out
with Rob and Emilie...
We get both extremes from 'fans'.

"LOOK! EMILIE AND ROB ARE DATING!
THEY HAVE TO BE!"

OR

"I HATE EMILIE.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ROB!"

Seriously.
There is no fight.
This is Kristen Stewart we are talking about.
She will knock you the fuck OUT.

Period.
The end.

If you truly believe in Rob and Kristen...
If you believe in what you see...
What is right in front of you...
This kinda stuff doesn't bother you.
At all.
Rob needs to promote Remember Me.
Emilie is his co-star.
That's all.
You want the movie to do well...
Right?
Photoshoots are a big help.
It doesn't automatically mean that
Robert is a manwhore and is off doing
his MARRIED co-star.
I mean... come on.
Besides.
When it comes to Kristen...
It's pretty obvious to even the casual observer...
How Robert feels about her.
He hasn't been shy in expressing his feelings for her, has he?
He wears his heart on his sleeve...
And it has Kristen's name on it.

Period.
The End.

Bye for now.

Dear Rob and Kristen...

Dear Rob:

I miss you.
Like a lot.
And if it means that you won't have
to deal with the fucking Paps in your face...
yelling insulting bullshit at you?

I'm willing to miss you.
A lot.

Dear Kristen:

I feel the need to apologize to you.
Why?
Because I'm as guilty as the next person
for wanting to see you (and Rob)
Since you both have been out of sight...
And those pictures taken outside of your parents house...
See...
I know it's your parents house.
I shouldn't know that.
No one should know that.
It shouldn't be public knowledge.
But I know it.
So that means the haters and lunatics know it.
And that scares me.
So... please take care...
And
Be Safe.

Dear Rob and Kristen:

I hope you are enjoying your time off...
Together.
Of course, since there aren't pictures
of you hanging out...
That means that you are 'broken up'
or never together at all.
But we all know better ...
don't we?

London will be phenomenal.
Enjoy every moment.
And each other.
;)

Bye for now.

You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch...

Rob looks like I feel.
Damn.
I wish just once that
I could look like Rob feels...
I'm not even sure what that means.
Anyway.
I'm feeling all Grinchy today.
The bad Grinch.
The Grinch who steals toys and the roast beast.
THAT Grinch.
I know I should be all Cindy Lou Who...
all cute and cuddly
Cuz its Christmas time and all that...
But it ain't happening today.

I feel like this.
Just saying 'Fuck You'.
Because sometimes you have just had enough...
You know?

Here's the thing.
There are some really insecure
(like... REALLY insecure)
Nasty Nonstens out there.
They actually pretend to like Rob/Kristen
They make anonymous names...
And go join Robsten sites
That are for members only.
Why?
Because they are fucking WORRIED
That's why.
Oh yeah...
They rant and rave about how
delusional Pro Robstens are...
Yet.
They are the ones who feel the need
to fucking spy on people.
I mean... really?
It just reeks of desperation.
I would never join some Nonsten board
and pretend to hate on Kristen
to get some 'inside' info.
Because quite honestly...
I don't give a fuck what you think.

I kinda find it amusing...
in a sad, pathetic way.

Hopefully tomorrow my blackened Grinch heart
will grow 3 sizes...
and you know...
be all big and red...
and my eyes will turn all blue...

(They're brown now)
And I will be really strong and stuff...
And Good.
And all full of Christmas cheer.
And I will return all the toys...
And even carve the roast beast.

Sounds like a plan.

Or not.

I'll get back to you.

Bye for now.

*One more thing...
Rob Loves Kristen...

Not You!*

;)

Sunday With The Stew

So.
Taylor was on SNL last night.
And as expected...
He did pretty good.
He wasn't one of those people who had
to stare at the teleprompter to remember his lines...
He wasn't all stiff and boring.
He was Tay.
You could tell how excited he was...
and his opening monologue was hilarious!
I just have one complaint...
and its not about Taylor.
It's like SNL went out of their way
to play him against type.
Weird wigs
(weird, but still better than Jaspers?
WTF is THAT about?)
And a lot of the writing was pretty bad...
But still...
Taylor did good.
I've become a fan...
And I never thought that would happen.
Really.

LOVE this picture.
It's right after the Parking Lot Strut...
*sigh*
And I love how they are looking at each other.
So cute.
Yeah, yeah...
I fucking know its a scene from the movie
(just saving you some time, haters)
But honestly...
How many times have you seen
Kristen and Rob look like this in public?
Believe me...
You are going to run out of fingers and toes.
Really.
;)

Kristen Stewart.

1. Some pics of her leaving her family home
were taken yesterday.
So she's still in L.A. (for now)
Someone on Twitter brought up a very good point...
Is there going to be outrage at the paps
for stalking Kristen at home?
I mean...
Rob was at a public venue when
those horrific pics were taken of him...
but it was a public venue.
Kristen was at her parents home.
I mean... Shit.
That's fucking scary.
Is there going to be a
RESPECT KRISTEN
Twitter frenzy?
You gotta wonder.
Really.

2. It's pretty obvious by now that
I fucking adore Kristen Stewart.
There are so many sites that adore her too...
And I love "According to my Sources"
Not only is it full of love for the Stew...
But its funny and witty...
and always makes me laugh.
It's good shit.
You should read it if you already aren't.
Really.

http://kstewdevotee.wordpress.com/


F. I was going to talk about another
Kristen/Robsten thing...
But in true Scarlett O'Hara fashion...
Tomorrow is another day!
Really.

Bye for now.

Quick Peek of Rob and Kristen?

I know that airport pictures are intrusive.
I know.
And I hate that Rob/Kristen
(and other celebrities)
have to deal with this kinda bullshit.
But that's all been said.
(but will probably be said again...)

I'm posting these pictures
because I want to see just
ONE
Similar picture from London.
just ONE.
A quick peek...

I know it makes me selfish.
I can't help it.
But I look at it this way...
If a picture turns up...
Of Rob and Kristen
TOGETHER
in London?
There can be no denying
that they are
TOGETHER.
Ya know what I mean?
Seriously...
What excuses could the haters come up with then?


And while you all might think
I'm incredibly vested in
Rob and Kristen's relationship...
I'm not as much as you might think.
I just think it IS.
I think it EXISTS.

And wouldn't it be nice
if there was an end to the speculation?
Once and for all?

Oh who the hell am I kidding.
If (when) a picture of Rob and Kristen turned up?
Can you imagine the lame cop outs that would ensue?
I don't even want to think about it.
It hurts the brain.

Yeah... I'm selfish.
I want the picture
for ME.
Because I like Rob and Kristen together.
I think they are good for each other.
And I know Kristen makes Rob
SMILE.
That's good enough for me.

So...
Rob? Kristen?
Just a quick glimpse?
You can go back into hiding...
But see...
We are starving here.
We need some sort of tidbit.
Otherwise its going to be
a LONG winter.

Bye for now.

Random Rose and Robert

Random Thoughts.

1. I get a lot of comments...
A LOT of comments...
Asking how do *I* know that Kristen is spending
Christmas in London with Robert.
How do I know?
Um...
I don't.
It's wishful blogging.
And it just seems logical to me
that Rob is going to London to spend
the holidays with his family...
And I'm thinking that he doesn't want
to be separated from Kristen for too long of a time...
So if not Christmas...
Maybe ringing in the New Year together?
Yeah...
Sounds logical.
And oh so romantic!
;)

2. I was going through my Rob folders.
It took a while...
I was looking for B/W pics.
I had NO idea how many I actually have.
Man, I'm a lunatic.
If I was looking at myself from the outside?
I would fucking RUN as far away as possible.
Honestly.
I scare me.

3. I watched "In the Land of Women" again.
I've seen the movie quite a few times.
It was making the rotation on HBO...
so every time I came across it
I would watch it... no matter where in the movie it was.
I love Kristen in this movie.
Well, I love Kristen...
but...
She's good in this movie.
She's the reason I watch it so much.
Kristen is blond in it...
and guess what?
She's a beautiful blond.
Like THAT is a surprise.
But there's a scene with Meg Ryan
(who plays her Mom)
in the hospital...
And Kristen makes me cry
EVERY damn time I watch it.
Shit.
I'm such a sap.
And she's that good.

D. Anyone know why I am so affected
by the music in New Moon?
I swear (a lot)
every time the "Jacob" music comes on...
I get all teary and emotional.
It fucking tugs at my heart...
and I just want to hug Jake.
I know I'm being manipulated here...
and it's fucking working.
I love Taylor in this movie.
I love Taylor and Kristen in this movie.
Excellent job.

And thanks for the punch in the gut

when I hear Jacob's music.

Really.

I appreciate it.

23. Do I have anything else to say?
Not really.
Robert and Kristen
have been out of sight
(not out of mind)
for a while now.
And unfortunately for us...
(and fortunately for them)
I don't see the drought ending
anytime soon.
That's OK.
I'm guessing that wherever Robert is
(with Kristen)
He is smiling that big, goofy, adorkable smile.
And that's good.

Peace Robert.

Bye for now.