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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Rob and Kristen- You Know They Do


It's one of those days when I don't have a lot to say...
You know what that means.
Grab something to drink...
Make sure there is food nearby...
Because I will probably ramble aimlessly for a while.

Today is the DH's birthday.
Right now he's at Home Depot!
Fun Fun Fun till my daddy took the T-bird away.
Yeah...
So it's B's birthday...
And he's doing his usual Saturday shit.
And here I am doing my usual Saturday bullshit.
I guess when you get to be of advanced age...
(I am supposedly quite ancient if you listen to some people)
Birthdays just don't mean what they used to.
But I will say this...
I cannot imagine my life without B in it.
Happy Birthday B!

2. Remember these pictures?
Heh.
Kristen ever so obviously wearing Robert's 'notched' t-shirt?
There was a lot of drama 
(shocking, I know)
Over that t-shirt.
People were saying she cut a shirt to look like Rob's...
That still cracks my shit up.
My thoughts then and now...
When you pick up someone else's shirt
and put it on...
It kinda means they took off the shirt in the same place.
And you changed clothes in the same place.
So clothes were coming on and off
in the same place.
Get it?
You know they do.



3. She is SO playing footsies with him under that table.
She's giggling.
He's giggling.
I just have one question.
Where the HELL was the photographer who took this picture?
He must have been some distance away for them not 
to have notice him snapping away.
Kinda creepy... not gonna lie.
But kinda cute... too.
 I like the giggling footsies.
You know they do.


4. Now that Robert and Kristen are working on BD
and working on the same project.
And working in the same city.
I suspect we may see a bit more of this sort of thing.
Some people would have you believe that they are getting
'reconnected' for their upcoming roles...
But come on...
REALLY?
Reconnected.
When did they ever DISconnect?
They've been connected since the summer of 2008.
You know it.
I know it.
That dark haired girl making the strange face knows it.
You know they do.

What number... 5?
5 it is
5. LOTS of rumors about Rob and Kristen renting a house together.
Well...
DUH.
They spend all their time together anyway...
It just makes sense.
MAKES
SENSE.
Well... I know the word SENSE is foreign to some...
Unless you put NON in front of it.
NONsense.
Yeah, I'm sure we will see them out and about every now and then...
But let's face it kiddies...
If you had Robert Pattinson to yourself...
What would YOU want to do?
Go out and hang with other people?
OR
Be all greedy and selfish
and want to be alone with him?
Let's see if the SENSE kicks in.
;)

You know they do.


6. I don't really have a six.
I just wanted to post this picture (again)
This was the straw that broke the hyena's back.
This was the beginning of the end for them.
Such a gloriously happy picture.
So intimate and sweet.
Love this picture.
Love seeing Robert and Kristen so happy.
So in love.


This post was brought to you by the letter *B*

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You know the truth.
We all know the truth.

You know they do.

Bye for now.
♥♥♥

Friday, October 22, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Who Do You Live For?


"You remember your first kiss forever... and ever."

I watch Vampire Diaries.
I enjoy it.
I guess I do have a thing for good looking vampires.
(Kinda addicted to "True Blood" too...)
Maybe that is something I need to address (someday)

I know a lot has been said about what a copy VD is of Twilight.
And oh yes... it is.
But while there are so many similarities...
For a cable TV show... it has more intimacy than Twilight ever did.


"When you can live forever... who do you live for?"

And hey... I get the whole longing for but never getting theme
of the Twilight series.
Doesn't mean I have to like it.

But that is neither here nor there
or anywhere...
Here a horse, there a horse...
Everywhere a horse, horse.
(of course)

Sorry.
I don't know WHERE the hell that came from.

OK.


Hmmm....

Not really hiding the fact that "Stefan Salvatore" is a more
generic clone of "Edward Cullen"
Is one better than the other?
What is the name of this blog?
Repeat after me...
Robert
Pattinson
INTOXICATION.
So.
Robert wins.

But while Stefan isn't as gloriously alluring as Edward...
Stefan ain't too shabby.
(I typed 'shappy' at first... looked at it and thought...
What the fuck is shappy?)
We have all seen Robert with his shirt off...


There was LOTS of speculation that his abs were 'enhanced'...
Possibly.
But you gotta have the basics to make it look good...
You know what I mean?
(Do I know what I mean?
I'm feeling a bit shap-happy at the moment)


Um...
Paul wins on the abs.
Even though I prefer Robert's body type
(long, lean...)
over the overt muscle-ness of Paul.
But no complaints, Paul...
No complaints.
At all.

So that just brings me to the last Teen Choice Awards.
Remember?


Yeah... now I bet you do.
Throughout much of the evening...
Everytime they showed Robert in the audience
he looked kinda like this.
Kinda like...
"Why the fuck am I here...
and damn I really miss Kristen."
(heh)

Yeah... so.
For the most part Robert is looking all bored outta his mind...
And then the Vampire Diaries cast comes up
I don't remember if they won something
or if they were giving something out...
But the camera cut to Robert in the audience.
And I laughed incredibly hard....


OK... this wasn't it...
But seriously...
He looked like he was thinking...
"WHATtheFUCK??"
It was one of the few enjoyable moments of the evening.

That being said...
I like Vampire Diaries.
I like True Blood.
I lied.
I really really love True Blood
Sexy
Bloody
and
Alexander Skarsgard


Um...
He does EVERYTHING right.
Vampire Perfection.



And that brings me to my final thoughts.

1. Don't you love this picture?
Big smiles.
Kristen's hand on Robert's thigh.
Robert's arm around Kristen's arm...
Looking like he's about to hold her hand...

2. Her Brother.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

3. I kinda apologize for being so scattered and giddy today.
Lots of stuff going through my head.
Good stuff.
Awesome stuff.
So maybe I don't apologize.
Nothing wrong with being happy!
I might even have to 
*TWIRL*
a time or two (thousand)

4. A lot of 'cast' sightings in BR.
So far the only ones I have seen are 
Ashley and Kellan in the company
of Joe Jonas.
And oh yes...
Ashley kissing Joe
amid screams of 
"THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE!"
knowing that if a picture like that of 
Robert and Kristen appeared
The world as we know it would fucking end.

With a great relationship
comes great responsibility.

Remember that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for SMITTEN
Exactly how Robert looks when he is close to Kristen.


Just because there's not a picture...
Doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Because it did.
You just weren't there.
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Rob Pattinson-Still Intoxicated After All These Years


This post is all about Robert.
I really haven't written much about him lately.
Yeah...
I get shit about that.
(I know, it's hard to believe, isn't it?)
But what has Robert done for me lately?
Where the hell IS he?
Haven't seen him since he landed down in ol' Louisiana.
What am I supposed to write if the guy
doesn't show his pretty face?
And I know some people don't want to admit this...
But Kristen is connected to Robert now.
So...
Writing about Kristen...
Usually means Robert is involved.


I've been reflecting on my 'obsession' with Rob.
I don't think I'm in that frame of mind anymore.
I don't think I have been for a while.
Oh don't get me wrong...
I still adore him.
I still am very much interested in his career...
I still adore him.
I still love looking at him.
I still adore him.
But not being as obsessed is good... right?
I've discussed this recently with someone who went through
this whole Robert Pattinson addiction/obsession with me.
She came out on the other side.
I'm still somewhere in the middle.
I might not be as angst-ridden when it comes to Rob...
But I'm still intoxicated.
Still.

I just happen to be in a better place.
Emotionally.
This is a bit embarrassing to admit...
But just LOOKING at pictures of Robert
made my stomach twist in knots...
He had such an effect on me
(and millions of other women)
This is why this blog exists.
I keep trying to figure out WHY he affected me like this.
Why him?
Because no other actor has ever 
EVER
affected me like this.
I'm not a fangirl kinda girl.
But Robert...
Well...
He melts my heart.


It would be dishonest of me not to admit
that the whole Edward Cullen connection didn't have
something to do with my initial attraction.
I mean...
Edward Cullen.
I couldn't get enough of him, either.
Reading the Twilight books end to end to end to end
Finding FanFiction...
and reading about a sexier, more mature...
Edward.
I love Edward Cullen.
And then Robert became Edward.
And I was a goner.
Wave goodbye to Rose!

I still haven't comes to grips with Edward.
But like my Robert addiction...
My Edward addiction has cooled off.
Coincidence?
Probably not.

I still love both the actor
and the character he portrays.
I just have it more under control.


That being said...
I still love you, Robert Pattinson!!

I'm thinking I'm a fan for life.
I can't imagine going through this intense adoration
to let it slip away in a few years.
No.
I'm very loyal to those I love.
But I don't give out my love to just anyone.
The only other beings that I have ever had this degree
of 'obsession' with...
The Beatles.
And more specifically Paul McCartney
(I know I have discussed this before)
I've loved the Beatles since I was 10 years old.
They seriously saved my life when I was a teenager.
Long story. Not exactly for a blog.
But that's how intense my love for the Beatles is.

And now there is Robert.


Sometimes I wish my love for Robert
was just based on something as shallow as just his good looks.
But you all know there is so much more to him than that.
And you all know that is why we all adore him.
He's special.
 So very special.
We all love him because he's not like the other guys.
We all fell in love with him after watching his early interviews...
All his charm...
All his intelligence...
All his wit...
All his humility...
All his adorkability.

Sometimes it makes me feel good knowing I'm not alone...
And sometimes I look around and wonder how 
I can even be in the same fan base as some people.


And last but not least...
Loving Robert means accepting that Kristen
is going to be involved in some way.
She just IS.
She's always there.
It just so happens that I love and adore Kristen, too...
So it's not a problem for me.

It's WIN/WIN

OK then.
I went through this whole post...
And I didn't 'eat hate with a spoon'.
I just talked about Robert.
And it felt good.
Because I have missed my Robert.
I have missed my intoxication.
And now I feel a bit dizzy...
So that's a good sign.
;)

This post is brought to you by the letter *R*

R for ROBERT PATTINSON
Always and forever, Robert...

Bye for now
♥♥♥

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Purple Love


So... Today is

Wear Purple on October 20 for Spirit Day

Show your support for the teens who took their lives because of anti-LGBT bullying. 


So I did what I could to color the blog with purple today.
The bullying has got to stop.
People should be allowed to love and live their lives
without fear of hatred and being attacked.

So I scoured my extensive Robert/Kristen library for purple.
I'll be honest...
There wasn't a lot to work with...
But a few choice pictures came up


 Not sure if this is actually purple...
But damn if it isn't a beautiful picture of Kristen.
Gorgeous.


I have to admit... there aren't any bad pictures of Robert 
on the REMEMBER ME set.
I remember that summer so well...
Every day there were pictures of him
And everyday they seemed to get better and better.
*sigh*
He's so damn pretty.


Anyway.
I'm guessing Kristen is back in Robert's arms Baton Rouge...
I'm sure she is happy that the press junket for WTTR is over.
That has to be exhausting.
At least now she has months in front of her being in 
the Twilight cocoon.
Because they have pretty tightly secured sets...
And they don't get hassled by the Paps as much when working on these movies.
Of course...
There is no telling what happens outside of the sets...
Dinners...
Concerts...
Time off spent together.
You get the drift... right?


No, they aren't wearing purple...
But Bella's famous comforter most definitely fits the bill.
And besides...
I love how they are looking at each other.
Robert looks beautiful in this picture.
Can you imagine looking at that face up close?
Can you imagine kissing that face?
Um...
Then imagine what Kristen deals with on a daily basis.
And if I were some insecure lunatic...,
I might even hate her for it!
But alas,
I'm not.
I'm perfectly happy seeing Robert and Kristen together...
Being all smitten and cute for each other.
Seeing them happy...
 makes ME happy.

Win/Fucking/Win


Even Maxine is getting into it.
And really...
What more do you want??
 
#SpiritDay

Final thoughts.
1. Robert and Kristen 
Working on BD
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Oh wait...
They haven't started filming yet.
;)

2. The more obvious it is
how close Robert and Kristen are...
The more bitter foaming.
I can't fathom hating someone so much
that you spend hours dissecting and criticizing
every word... every picture.
So sad.

3. Brother.
Bwahahahahahahaha!

This post is brought to you by the color purple.
Live and let live.

Bye for now
♥♥♥♥♥