Rob and Kristen Share Everything

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.

Do you want to know what I find 

BEYOND amusing?

The way people latch onto the fact

that Rob and Kristen share luggage...

and clothes

apartments

houses

dogs

planes

and spit.

OK... the spit was a JOKE

(Kinda... but you know what I mean)

This old thing? I just threw it on...

I ab-so-fucking-lutely LOVE

that Kristen is wearing a shirt of Robs

which she does quite frequently... I might add...

and people go bonkers.

OH EM GEE!!

Well.

There is one side that just loves that Kristen

wears Robert's clothes.

And admit it...

It is rather adorable.

I mean...

Who can blame her for wanting some part of him

next to her at all times?

And which one of you ladies hasn't wore

your significant others clothing from time to time?

There is something warmly comforting about it

And yeah..

You know...

It just shows what complete

TOTAL access

Kristen has to Rob

and everything he owns.

Everything.

Completely.

I better get this home, I think Kristen wants to wear it next...

They have shared numerous articles of clothing in the past.

Probably more than we are even aware of

(Think what you will... hahaha)

But it's pretty obvious this plaid jacket is a favorites of Rob's.

He's been wearing it for years.

And for Kristen to show up wearing it

just makes me SMILE

Rob + Kristen = Love!

Yes... it has a ZIPPER!

Yes. A Zipper.

Because it's VERY important to the rabid Foamers

to distinguish between buttons and zippers.

Kristen does also own a similar shirt with buttons.

So it has been pointed out.

Again. And again.

But come on.

Now Kristen is either STEALING Rob's clothes

unbeknownst to him

OR

She's actually out buying duplicates of all his shirts and things

just for the sole purpose of taunting her fans!

Because apparently that's what Kristen does...

She copies Rob just for attention!

It has NOTHING to do with the fact that 

Rob and Kristen 

live together 

and naturally share things as part of their relationship...

No no no

That would be way too logical.

Of course it is part of a nefarious plot

I'm sure Summit makes her wear his clothes

while she is promoting a movie

that has nothing to do with Twilight.

Does it Foam?

Wow... Rob smells like Balenciaga perfume...

I love it.

I think its cute and sweet and incredibly adorable.

And while it might be silly to get giddy

over the fact that Rob and Kristen share so many things

in their lovely relationship...

There ain't nothing wrong with a little giddy

in one's life...

And giddy is GOOD

Foamy... Bad.

Giddy... Good.

OK then...

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There were 4 BTS the scenes videos from SWATH

released yesterday

I'm sure you have seen them by now.

BRILLIANT!!

The whole movie looks incredible

and we even got a snippet of Kristen's accent.

It was similar to how Charlize talks...

Kinda OLD English...

And I loved it.

Every second of it.

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Thomas Sturridge.

Puff. Puff. Pass.

Thomas has come close to the plaid jacket...

But he seems to have one of his own.

I've seen him wearing that red plaid many times...

(and perhaps Sienna was wearing it in NYC?)

I adore him.

As always.

Until next time...

Bye for now

Rob is in love for the LAST time. With Kristen.

When will it stop?

So.

Here I sit.

Reading Twitter

and email

and DMs

This fandom is fascinating on so many levels.

I was sent this little blurb in my email...

I think I know where it's from

But it's pretty obvious who it is from

"Rob and Kristen couldn't have a real relationship right now.

 Shippers are so fucking sick and scary, 

Rob's real girlfriend would be harrassed and threatened."

You see...

The complete delusion in those two sentences astounds me.

1. The continued denial of Rob and Kristen being in

a REAL relationship.

2. Rob's REAL girlfriend would be harassed and threatened.

Well... guess what?

Kristen is harassed and threatened on a daily basis.

By people like YOU.

And you don't see that.

You ignore the fact that you are posting this

on a forum dedicated to hating Kristen.

Why?

Because deep down in your black bitter heart...

You know Kristen IS Rob's REAL girlfriend.

And you seem to think that it's perfectly OK

to sling insults and trash her every day.

Yes.

Rob's real girlfriend does get harassed and threatened.

By snarling rabid hyenas...

Like you.

The complete lack of logic hurts my brain.

I know.

"Rose... You're not going to change anyone's mind"

But I'm not trying to change their mind

(what's left of it)

I would love to be like some people...

who think it's best to ignore the hate.

They pretend it doesn't exist...

But it bothers me.

They hide behind 

"I've got a right to my opinion"

"I'm allowed to not like her"

"I just don't like her as a actress"

And that's all fine and dandy.

But the stuff that is out there everyday

The stuff I see whether I want to or not...

Isn't OK.

I realize she doesn't need me to 'defend' her...

But I want to.

I want to stick up for her.

I want to protect her.

I wish I could shield her from all the disgusting hate.

It makes me want to just stand in front of her...

Blocking it all...

So she would never have to know what is out there.

Kristen has never done anything to deserve the shit she gets.

Ever.

Smiling Pretty.

What has she ever done... really?

She flips off disgusting paps?

You know.. the same ones that harass her

stalk her

spit on her

screech insults at her.

Yeah...

I can see why that upsets you.

She takes off her heels and puts on sneakers?

Because Kristen doesn't have the right to be comfortable.

Yeah...

I can see why that would upset someone.

You hate the way she acts in movies?

Why do you watch every one of them?

You hate the way she poses /dresses for photoshoots

Why do you look over every picture

and scrutinize every detail?

Well.

I already know why.

2 very obvious reasons.

1. The more painfully (for you) obvious it is that Robert

chooses to spend his time with Kristen

loves. adores. wants to be with.

The more you need to bring her down.

But 

The fact remains.

Robert has chosen Kristen.

Not you.

He vacations with her

Buys shelter puppies with her

Spend holidays with his family

with her

Goes to her movie sets...

Is seen cuddling and canoodling

(I really just like the word canoodle)

with her at SoHo club

and various other places

He goes to concerts of his friends with her

Baptisms

Weddings

He flies over the ocean to be with her

during Fashion week in Paris.

Rob. Fashion Week.

Come on.

If that's not true love...

What is?
And no... not EPIC LUURVE
(only idiots say that)
But love that is true.
Real.

And the last very important reason...

Laughing AT you...

2. Kristen Fucking Owns You.

Lock.

Stock.

And

Barrel.

Kristen's Prisoner

You can't go a day without talking about her.

Thinking about her.

Writing about her.

She's in your head.

And whether or not you choose to believe it...

You DO care.

No one goes to the extremes you do

about one person

(Writing Rob's people to get her out of his life? Really?)

Without caring

Immensely.

For you...

It is insanely serious business.

Keyword here?

INSANELY.

Um. Wow.

On to other things

(for the moment)

1. Magnolia Pictures acquired 'Bel Ami' 

and there's finally a US release date: JUNE 8th 

WOOOfuckingHOOO!!

Does this mean it will come to a theater near me?

I hope so!!

Imagine seeing Rob being all smarmy and nasty.

I like it.

I want it.

"Can you smoosh into me a little more?"

2. Enough with the Katy Perry desperation.

Yes.

ANYONE but Kristen.

Because we've seen Rob all over the place with Katy

haven't we?

Or are we just CLINGING to the birthday party pics

from years ago?

You know... the one where Katy was with

Russell Brand?

Keep trying to 'ship' Rob with anyone he happens

to casually come across...

Emilie (bwahaha)

Reese

Caitlin

Sarah

Christina

Katy

And keep dropping to your knees and crying

when he shows up with Kristen

Again

And Again.

3. Kristen is going to be on the cover of
ElleUK in June.
More gorgeous pictures
Now we just need one or two
photoshoots of Rob and Kristen together.
It's only natural.

Nudge Nudge

This post is brought to you by sanity.
I have it.
I treasure it.
I cultivate it.
I crave it.
I demand it.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sidney Jerome Sturridge.
Because you might as well get used to it
All my posts are going to be brought to you
by Thomas.
I adore him.
Completely.

Yes.

Rob and Kristen

Love it
or
Leave it.

Until then...

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- It's a Mad Mad World.

Same shit? Different Day.

Let's all get something to drink

and discuss the recent gossip/news.

Water is good...

Some nice tea

Perhaps a soda?

Of course

If you were seeing the bullshit that I see

You might want a beer

or a glass of wine.

I adore her... I just do.

1. The OTR trailer was released yesterday.

After much delay and angst by all.

Well.. not by me

Because I'm kinda past the whole

"I have to see it as soon as its out" thing.

If I'm online when it's happening

Cool.

If not...

I know it will be waiting for me.

I can't deal with that kinda anxiety anymore

and quite honestly

its annoying being on twitter when something like that happens.

You get a zillion retweets of the same thing

Everyone wants to be the one to break the news.

ANYWAY.

That being said...

I finally did get to see the trailer for OTR

and...

May I say...

It looks fanFUCKINGtastic!

The actors

The music

The clothes and the cars and the sets.

And

Kristen.

AND

Tom.

In one movie.

I can't even begin to tell you how excited for this I am.

Thomas Sturridge? Marry me??

Remember how I used to go on and on

about Robert and cigarettes?

I did.

There is something inherently sexy about a cigarette

in Robert's fingers...

On his lips...

But now?

Oh my.

Oh dear.

Thomas owns me.

There is just something about smoking...

It makes me crazy.

And Tom's mouth.

It's so fucking pouty...

Good Grief.

2. For some unknown reason...

There is some lame talk about Katy Perry.

And Rob.

I've had more than a few people ask me 

what I thought about that.

About what exactly?

Some silly rag magazine

put something on their cover

about Rob texting Katy...

Keeping in mind this same rag

claims Kristen is pregnant

and that her and Rob are married

every other day...

And then some sleazy Pap shouts out to Rob

"You going to call Katy?"

(Don't hold me to the word for word

I only watched the video once...

Under protest I might add)

And supposedly Kristen got ALL upset

and said something like 'Shit!'

and threw her coat in the car.

Really?

Brain Drain

You HONESTLY think that some asshole

yelling about Katy Perry is going to piss off Kristen?

Really??

Because believe you me...

She gets a lot worse shouted at her by paps.

A LOT WORSE.

(More on the paps in point 3)

So please...

Stop fucking looking for drama

where NONE exists.

Katy Perry.

As fucking if.

Now we know why Kristen looked all hot and bothered during those scenes...

3. The Paparazzi.

I know I have talked about this before.

And I will probably talk about it again.

For some reason this latest batch of airport photos

and video 

has made the soapboxes come out

My way is the ONLY way!

You know how it goes by now...

You have the people who think that being hounded

by the paparazzi is part of the job

and not a big deal at all.

You get the people who are so offended by it

they refuse to look at the pictures and videos

(yeah... sure)

You get the people who don't give a shit how the pics

are taken as long as they get to see Rob and Kristen.

I'm not sure exactly where I fall into this debate.

My opinion has changed as I have found out more

about what really goes on.

Just get me out of here...

I look at the pictures.

(like airport pics.)

But I have a hard time watching the videos...

So I usually pass on that.

I try not to post invasive and horrible pics.

Private. Personal.

But that's just me.

I don't go to the rag sites and give them hits.

I don't post the pics on Twitter.

I don't RT the pics...

and I try to police my own behavior

and not worry about everyone else.

I think my opinion really changed when Rob

was chased down and held hostage by the paps

that one day not so long ago...

How many pictures are enough?

Rob was so... sad.

He was like...

Take your pictures and go.

Leave me alone.

And they wouldn't.

And that hit me hard.

It still hits me.

Because the guy behind the camera

didn't fucking CARE

how upset Rob was...

Or that he was pleading for him to just take

the pictures and go...

He didn't look at Rob as a human being.

And that is painful.

There should be a line drawn somewhere...

A line Paps can't cross.

Stay a certain amount of distance away...

Not get in the way of their cars

No stalking private residences and children.

Public moments...

Not personal.

Why is it OK for these people to harass celebrities?

If someone were chasing you around with a camera

and screaming obscenities at you

Surely there is some sort of law against that type

of abusive and frightening behavior?

I don't understand.

I do know that they say horrible things

to Rob and Kristen...

And while Robert easily ignores any slings and arrows

directed at him...

But when he's with Kristen?

That's a game changer.

I fear that someone will say something to her

that will push him over the top...

Or they will get too close to Kristen

And he will protect her.

He will.

I hope that doesn't happen...

Because that's what they want.

But everyone has their breaking point.

They are only human 

after all.

If only everyone remembered that...

Speak No Evil...

4. The Hunger Games contest.

There is always some sort of competition

between some franchise and Twilight.

Always.

I personally haven't read THG

and not sure I will.

It's not a priority with me right now

and I most definitely do not want to get

all involved in some other lunatic fanbase.

Because let's face it people...

There are lunatics in EVERY fanbase.

Before THG 

Everyone was trying to compare Twilight to 

the whole Harry Potter thing.

Why?

Some are so pissed off at Robert and Kristen

being together

that they have to compare the franchises.

Compare Kristen to Emma Watson

Or Jennifer Lawrence.

Why?

It's like they think that if THG out performs

Twilight...

It will somehow affect the relationship between

Robert and Kristen.

Sorry.

Doesn't work that way.

There are going to be movies that make more money

than the Twilight Saga...

And there will be plenty more

that won't.

And guess what?
Robert and Kristen

will remain

TOGETHER.

How can I watch OTR and NOT think of this moment?

And finally...

This post is brought to you by On The Road.

"Don't do anything I wouldn't do."

Yes. That's Tom on the left... 

Tom.

With glasses.

**Sigh**

When we will see you again?

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- No Surprises Here

You know how it goes...

Yes indeedy

ladies and gents.

Robert and Kristen.

Always.

End.

Up.

Together.

Do I say that too much?

I don't think so.

Maybe because its the truth.

And there is always room for the truth.

I can't anymore with the denial of the non denial denials.

I sincerely think some people have lost what was left of their minds.

All of their minds.

Collectively.

And that is counting the alternate personalities...

He's only there for work!!

Seriously.

The whole PR thing is ridiculous as always...

but to see how quickly they have turned on Robert.

You know...

The so called REAL fans.

The ones who would rather call Rob 

a money grubbing, spineless, famewhore

than admit he went to Paris for Kristen.

And Kristen alone.

Do you think it might be possible...

that maybe this fashion stuff is all pretty new to Kristen...

This is a new world for her.

And maybe...

She wanted Rob to be there with her.

Because...

You know...

That's what proper English boyfriends DO.

They support their girlfriends.

And honestly...

People need to look up the meaning of famewhore.

See.

A famewhore is someone who NEEDS to be noticed

will do ANYTHING to be seen... talked about...

Anything to get attention.

Anything.

That is NOT Robert or Kristen

They are the complete OPPOSITE of that.

They don't seek out attention.

They hide from the cameras...

they don't speak about their relationship

They go out of their way to not get 

photographed together.

So...

I know its a convenient excuse as to why

Robert was in Paris with Kristen

but come on...

It doesn't fucking work.

Not that it ever did.

See...

in my ever so humble opinion

A true famewhore

is someone who announces private things

like engagements

say...

 on a red carpet interview.

Or

Perhaps...

selling wedding pictures to the highest bidder

which might turn out to be some sloppy gossip rag.

I don't know...

Tweeting from your honeymoon

to let everyone know how deliriously happy you are

and how you have found time in your deliriously happy honeymoon

to share with the world 

your delirious happiness!

Who is the FAIREST of them all??

Yeah.

We all know whose picture would be next

to the word in the dictionary.

ANYWAY.

Yep.

So I put in this pic of Robert

Walking

because it's what I do

and because someone was giving me shit about it

So

I decided to put one in.

There is SO MUCH GOOD

coming over the horizon for both

Robert and Kristen.

SWATH

BEL AMI

COSMOPOLIS

OTR

BD2

I mean

Brilliant things.

Excellent things.

So much to look forward to!

Will Rob and Kristen

make the trip to Cannes...

Together?

That would be something.

There are just so many opportunities in front of us

to be happy

For them

With them

Because of them.

Life is good.

Wink. Wink. 

This post is brought to you by the Titanic

(Also known as the S.S. Ninnie)

Get off the ship already.

It's not just sinking...

It's sunk.

You are floundering in the water now

struggling to stay afloat

But the rationalizations aren't cutting it anymore

Trying so hard to pretend that shark

isn't trying to eat you...

It's over.

With acceptance

Comes Peace.

And this post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

As always.

Looking all adorable and sweet in NYC.

Who dresses that boy?

But he gives good face

Doesn't he?

Yes.

He does.

Until the next time we see

Robert and Kristen

together

(because we will)

Bye for now