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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Always End Up Together

Wonky Walk

How adorable is Robert?
So dorky and goofy and sweet.
Don't you just look at him...
and smile?

So Robert landed back in LA yesterday.
and guess what happened next?

What's a day without Drama?
Of course there was drama.
There has to be drama.
This fandom is swimming in it...
The Lunatic Fringe cannot exist without it.


Hater Fringe: Hahahaha! Rob left THAT girl!
We knew he would! He got out of there as fast as he could!

Needy Fringe: OH NO! Why is Rob in LA??
Why did he leave London?? WHY???

Hater Fringe: HAHAHAHA! I hope he doesn't go back until
she leaves! He obviously can't stand her!

Needy Fringe: OH NO! I hope he has work to do!
He just missed Bear! He had to take care of Bear!

Hater Fringe: He did his PR job and now he's done!
He can go back to being in bars and being a manwhore!

Needy Fringe: Hurry back to London, Rob!
Don't stay away too long!!!

It goes on and on.
and on.
and on.
and on.
People making huge drama over nothing.
Rob flew back to LA
Get over it.
He just spent the last 10 days in the same bed 
as Kristen Stewart.
Living with Kristen.
Eating Kristen's cooking.
Going out with Kristen.
Hanging with Kristen.

You can't erase that...
You can't pretend it didn't happen
just because he flew to LA for whatever reason.
And seriously?
Did you see what he brought with him?
What is that?
A pair of pants, socks, underwear and a hoodie?
I don't know...
But I'm guessing he's not long for LA.
He left 2 guitars in London...
And Kristen.

Seriously...How CUTE is this??

I know some people keep wondering why Rob
hasn't brought Bear to London...
and are hoping he is getting set to do that now.
I hope he doesn't do it.
I mean...
I'm sure Kristen misses Bear
but she only has a couple of weeks left
then she can go home and see him.
Flying from LA to London is a long way for a dog.
(and then back again)
And for what?
It's not worth it.
It's hard on dogs.
And I'm sure Bear is perfectly happy romping
with the Woofs and PapaStew!

Art imitating Life?

So what happens next?
Does Rob fly back to London?
(His 'suitcase' suggests he might)
Will he and Kristen then fly back to LA 
when SWATH  wraps?
Do they spend a few weeks in LA
(together... always together)
Then fly back to London for Christmas and/or New Years?
Do you think IOW is off this year?
I'm guessing lots of people will show up and try
to ruin what was obviously something very special
to both Robert and Kristen
And that's a shame.
I hope they can figure it out.

This post is brought to you by LOVE

Rob and Kristen are obviously in love.
You don't stay with someone in the same flat
unless you want to.
There are dozens of examples of people talking about
them being a couple...
There are dozens of photographs showing us
just how much they care about each other.
Rob and Kristen.

Tom looks so happy with Sienna.

And by Tom and Sienna.
Who obviously are in love.
Every picture Tom has a smile on his face...
He holds her hand...
Kisses her...
He looks so happy to be with her.
I will admit that I always thought their pairing was a bit odd
They seem so different...
But it seems to be working for them.
I hope Tom is happy.
I adore him.
He makes me smile.
Be happy Tom.

Bye for now.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Rob and Kristen- The Best Is Yet To Come

Did you hear that Rob and Kristen are dating?

I'm trying to keep up with all that is going on
in this lunatic fandom...
It's not easy.
Everything happens so fast.
You turn around for a second
And you miss major events
Or drama.
Or major drama.

So Sweet...

Random Rose.

1. Once again...  thank you lunatic fringe
for the giggles, guffaws and laughs.
It's like...
It's like a dog with a bone.
There is no meat on that bone.
That bitch is dried out.
There is NOTHING left.
But their jaws are clamped down on that sucker.
They are NOT letting go.
They are going to cling to that broken 
husk of delusion
as if their lives depended on it.
Too sad.
Too bad.

NOOO! I refuse to accept it!
2. Summit rules the world.
This has been discussed by many.
But it always seems to come back to Summit
controlling every move Rob and Kristen make.
Case in point?
Some people actually think
(and I'm giggling as I write this... really)
That Summit made Robert's parents go to Marcus's concert
about some lame gossip rags bullshit about conflict
between Rob's mom and Kristen.
They demanded that Clare and Richard show up
to further along their 'PR' showmance!
I kid you not.
It couldn't be that Robert's parents love and adore Kristen
and love and adore Rob's friends...
And like spending time with them.
That would be too easy.
Better to have ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Love is in the Air.

3. There were a lot of pap pics of Rob and Kristen
coming back to their place.
Leaving their place.
How many fucking pictures do Paps need of the same thing?
Rob and Kristen were at Marcus's show the other night
(The same show the Pattinsons were forced to attend by Summit)
(and yes... I'm being sarcastic.)
There were a few blurry pictures.
And a few million tweets.
And yeah...
I saw some of the pictures.
I get that you are really really excited to see
Robert and Kristen
being all snuggly and sweet and cute.
I really do get it.
I was all smiley to know they were having fun together.
But why can't you just wait until they are safely gone
to talk about it?
Would your story have less impact after the fact?
It's still a great story... a wonderful experience.
So why endanger Rob and Kristen
and his family and friends?
See... That I don't get.
At all.
Maybe it's just me.
Their safety and well being is important... Right?
Did you see the pap pics of them coming home?
They looked scared.
Can you imagine what was being said to them
as they were chased to their door?
I know.
It would be hard to contain my excitement if 
I had the good fortune to see Rob and Kristen
in person...
Being all lovey and wonderful.
But they are only human beings...
Trying to go out and have fun with friends.
I wonder what it feels like to have cameras
always trying to steal your private moments?

And don't get me wrong...
I'm thrilled for the girls that were lucky enough to see them.
They were sweet and decent fans
I guess I just wish people could delay their excitement
so that Rob and Kristen could enjoy their moment too...
And that's the way it is...
4. Well folks...
Most of the chatter these past few days 
seems to be about Rob and Kristen living together

And Rob and Kristen hanging out together

And yeah...
Someone said to me the other day...
"Rose... why do you bother going on about
what those idiot Ninnies say?
You aren't going to change their minds"

And I say...
I'm not trying to change their minds.
Their opinion is irrelevant.
But it is fun to point and laugh...
We are laughing AT you...

It's fun being RIGHT.
Admit it.
You know it's true.

They will continue to claim that Rob and Kristen
are still on Summit's "dime"
and still promoting BD1

Even though all the premieres...
All the press junkets
All the TV appearances
Magazine articles
were the promotion...
They still cling to Rob and Kristen
living together in a London flat
as some sort of PR for Summit.
Let's face it...
They did their "PR" for BD1
It's over.
Kristen is working on a Non Summit Film
(which looks fucking awesome)
And Robert is decompressing
from all the tugging and pulling
and screaming and demanding
And just enjoying being with Kristen
and eating her food
and probably becoming a fat house cat
(nursing his sore blunt tongue)


So yeah...
I'm not trying to change anyone's opinion.
You won't find me chasing anyone down
trying to change their minds.
I just enjoy the show...
And potting the stir
every once in a while.
Pot that Stir!

I love how some people think they are
'above' the drama
(at least when they aren't speaking privately)
And judge people because they discuss the lunatic fringe
of this fandom instead of ignoring it.

 ‘All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good fans do nothing’

A bit dramatic?
But truth is truth.
I don't think people who spew lies and vile insults
who make threats and try to defame someone's character
should be able to hide under the cloak of
"we are allowed to have an opinion"
There are real threats out there.
Real people who want to hurt Rob and Kristen.
And pretending it doesn't exist
doesn't help anyone.

end rant.

Why do stars fall down from the sky, Every time you walk by?
This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Tom Sturridge

So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of golden starlight in your eyes of Blue...

Because I can't go ONE post without mentioning him.
I adore him.

Because we all know that Rob and Kristen are together.
We don't need to see pictures of them coming from
their private residence to know that.
We don't need to monitor their every move
and journal their every word for proof.
"It's Obvious"
It has been for years.
They know what they are doing.
Even if you don't agree.
Even if you don't like it.
Even if you would do it differently...
We don't get a say.
And they seem to be doing a great job
all on their own.

Let's just be happy that they are happy.
That they have each other...
and are in love.
And we can squee over the moments that
they want to share with us...
Because the best is yet to come
and won't that be fine.

Let the twirling commence.

Bye for now

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Thanks for the Memories

Twas the day before Thanksgiving...
And I realized that most of the world
doesn't celebrate the holiday.
But it is a good time to reflect on what you 
are thankful for in your life...

Of course I'm thankful for family... friends
But since this is a Pattinson blog...
(Yeah... it really is)
I thought I could maybe relate my thankfulness
in terms of Robert.

1. I'm thankful for this picture.
This is in my top 3 all time favorite pictures of Robert.
I love everything about it.
The cigarette
The drink
What he's wearing
The look on his face
His hair
Where he's sitting
The background
And the fact that it's black and white.
Thanks Rob.

2. I'm thankful for EW and their outtakes.
I'm thankful for all of the outtakes
I have seen through the years.
They are usually better than what gets into the magazine.
But I'm especially thankful to EW
because they love Robert and Kristen
and never hesitate to put them on a cover...

3. I"m thankful that Rob and Kristen
always take such adorable pictures together.
I think the EW article said they were
affectionately teasing each other.
I know some people focus on what Kristen says
and say she insults Rob...
But I'm thinking Rob gives as good as he gets.
To be able to goof around and have fun with each other
and show a sense of humor...
No matter the situation
is an important part of a relationship.

4. I'm thankful for pensive profile pictures of Robert.
In black and white.
You may have noticed I have a thing for black and white pics.
I do.
Always have.
I think it's because they seem so real...
Like you can see everything clearly.
I love Robert in profile.
And that he always seems to be thinking.

5. I'm thankful for being able to see
Rob and Tom laugh when they are together.
I absolutely ADORE their friendship.
After all these years..
and Rob's immense fame
They remain loyal friends.
I'm thankful they have each other.

6. I'm thankful for Tom Sturridge.
I guess I should be thanking Rob for introducing me to Tom...
But I think I would have found him anyway.
I'm thankful for Tom's piercing blue eyes.
His soft wavy hair.
The way he holds his cigarette...
And all the silly 'jumpers' that he wears.
I'm thankful for his beard
And most of all...
I'm thankful for his voice.
It melts me.
Just thinking about it makes me a bit swoony.
Thanks Tom.

7. I'm thankful for the Twilight/Rob/Kristen fandom
for being endlessly entertaining.
You've got your Stir Potters
(I know its pot stirrers... but I like mine better)
You got your Soap Box fans
who think their way is the only way.
You got your Needy "Robstens"
Who fret over every detail
You got your lunatic fringe
who make drama out of nothing
and hate for the sake of hating.
You got your "above it alls"
Who act like they're above the drama
While in fact gossip and trash talk behind your back.
You got your insiders
and sources
and hackers and thieves.
You got your believers and your haters
and your candlestick makers.
You know what I mean.
I'm thankful for it all...
Because you make me laugh every damn day.
(And if you're wondering... I would put myself
into the believer stir potter category... just for fun)

8. I'm thankful for Nana Rose.
She really exists...and no
it's not me.
She's my Italian grandmother...
Who I am named after
And became "Nana" Rose
because my cousins couldn't say Nonna.
I love her... so much.
She is strength. Determination.
Love. Passion.
I can only hope to be like her one day.

9. I'm thankful that Robert and Kristen
have managed for the most part
to stay out of the public eye.
Yeah... we've gotten a few pics of them
coming back to THEIR place.
(and oh how that has silenced the pack)
But they have flown under the radar.
And I couldn't be happier.
We don't need pictures anymore.
Not like that.
Robert has given us day after day of smiling
and answering the same inane questions
And he signed all those pictures people shoved in front of him
and he gladly smiled for the camera
Sometimes taking the picture himself...
(and remember... he doesn't like having his picture taken)
He endured the screaming
The tugging
The grabbing
He did that all for us.
So now...
Can't we do this for him?
Can't we let him be?
Leave him and Kristen alone.
Let them enjoy their peace and quiet
Let them enjoy each other.
We know they are together.
We don't need pictures every day to prove it.

There is nothing left to prove.

10. I'm thankful for Breaking Dawn.
I love this movie.
I've seen it twice.
And it's not enough.
I love Bella walking down the aisle all nervous
and not knowing if she can do it...
And then how her face lights up when she sees
Edward waiting there for her.
And then the song...
The prom song...
THEIR song comes on.
And you are taken back to Twilight
and all those good happy memories.
I'm thankful that Robert looks wonderful in this movie
Because I had my doubts looking at the movie posters.
I'm thankful that Rob and Kristen have such incredible chemistry
and that they shared their glorious connection
in real life...
With the people sitting in the darkened theater.
I'm thankful that Rob and Kristen did blur the lines
every now and then.
Because loving someone in real life always shows on screen.
It can't be helped.
And most of all...
Even though I have to wait a year to see vampire Bella...
I'm thankful that there is still one more
movie to look forward to.

This post is brought to you by Thanks.
And most of all...
In all the world and beyond...
I am most thankful for my 2 incredible boys.
They are the best part of my life.
The best part of me.

"These are the children God has given me.
He has been good to me."

Bye for now

Monday, November 21, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Flightless Birds

Yeah, I know Taylor is there... but it doesn't matter... you know?

I know... I know.
I haven't had much to say the last couple of days.
I'm sorry.
Weekends kinda suck for me in terms 
of having time to just sit and write about
what is going on in Twi-Land.
I went to see Breaking Dawn Part 1
The Twilight Saga
Or better known as the movie
that makes you wait a fucking year
for the the happily ever after.
Is that a spoiler?
Is it?
Because you've read the books, I assume...
You KNOW how this story goes...
If you don't want to be 'spoiled'
I suggest you click out.

Kristen made a beautiful bride.

So yeah...
Friday afternoon
Me and my gf K went to see BD.
We had these VIP reserved seats.
Extra wide... extra cushy
And it was on this fucking ULTRA SCREEN
 75 feet wide by 32 feet tall.
That's a lot of Robert.
Not that I'm complaining mind you.

The movie starts out rather light hearted...
Wedding prep
Bachelor parties
And then it is the big day.
Can I just say...
It lived up to ALL expectations?
Every damn one.

Bella being nervous... scared
as she is walking down the aisle
And then she sees Edward.

All I really saw was Edward’s face; 
it filled my vision and overwhelmed my mind.
His eyes were a buttery, burning gold; 
his perfect face was almost severe with the depth of his emotion.
And then, as he met my awed gaze, 
he broke into a breathtaking smile of exultation.

 Bella Swan, Breaking Dawn

Yes folks...
Right out of the pages of the book.
And Kristen knocked it out of the park...
They both did.
And the kissing and the kissing
the endless kissing....
They got a home run there too.

Kiss me once... then kiss me twice... then kiss me once again.

I tried to comprehend, through the film of tears blinding me,
the surreal fact that this amazing person was mine.

 Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn

There is a scene where Jacob shows up at the wedding...
And he's all sweet to Bella...
and they dance.
And Bella is tearing up over it
And ok...
You know part of that was because this was the last
scene for Bella and Jacob.
But it was lovely.

You’d think I’d be used to telling you goodbye by now.

 Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn

I loved this movie.
It hit a lot of major points that I wanted to see.
And although there were lots of leaks
and stills from the movie online...
I was still pleasantly surprised at some of the things
that I had forgotten from the book.

The honeymoon was gorgeous.
And yeah...
Watching Bella and Edward 'try' to have sex...
It was pretty fucking hot from where I sat.
You can always tell when people have chemistry...
Whether or not there is some sort of attraction there
by the way they kiss each other.
And Robert and Kristen kissed each other
like they always kiss each other.
Like they've been doing it for years.
Of course...
They have.
On and off screen.
(Shut up... I had to get that in there)

Oh Edward....

Here's the thing...
Robert looked GREAT as Edward.
I know... right?
Those movie posters made him look like...
Like a hundred year old vampire.
And he didn't in the movie.
Oh no.
He was all floppy hair
and Edward smiles.
He looked like a man so intoxicated...
So completely and totally in love.
(which he is)
And it was good to see Edward
smiling and laughing...
before he gets all angsty about the pregnancy.
Beller goes down hill fast.
I mean... she comes tumbling down that stupid hill

The birthing scene?
But well done.
"come back to me baby..."
That is SO Robert... isn't it?

Needless to say...
The movie ended exactly where I knew it would.
I could have written it.
Show Bella going thru the 'change'
As she lays there... silently screaming...
And then she opens her red eyes.

Where else would they end it?
But my god...
Having to wait a year to see Vampire Bella
(and didn't she look like Snow White lying there?)
Is a bit long to wait.
But wait I will.

A year? Really??

How many times had I stared at Edward and marveled over his beauty?
How many hours – days, weeks – of my life had I spent dreaming about
what I then deemed to be perfection? 
I thought I’d known his face better than my own.
I’d thought this was the one sure physical thing in my whole world: 
the flawlessness of Edward’s face. 
I may as well have been blind. 
For the first time, with the dimming shadows and limiting weakness 
of humanity taken off my eyes, I saw his face.
I gasped and then struggled with my vocabulary, 
unable to find the right words.
I needed better words.

Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn

His touch seemed to sweep beneath the surface of my skin,
right through the bones of my face.
The feeling was tingly, electric – 
it jolted through my bones, down my spine,
and trembled in my stomach.
Wait, I thought as the trembling blossomed into a warmth,
a yearning. 
Wasn’t I supposed to lose this?
Wasn’t giving up this feeling a part of the bargain?

Bella Cullen, Breaking Dawn

The real deal.
 Final Thoughts.

1. The wolves were kinda strange in the movie.
There's a part where they talk thru their thoughts.
It was like watching a cartoon.
An amplified cartoon.

2. The Denali clan.
Those girls were supposed to be gorgeous?
Kinda Rosalie like.
And their eyes just looked weird.

3. Charlie rocks.
Funny... sweet...

4. I thought they handled the 'imprinting'
as well as could be expected.
Let's face it...
It's a bit bizarro.

5. Rob and Kristen were great.
Their chemistry was off the charts.
Taylor talks about certain scenes with Kristen
where it was just 'me and Kristen'
There are a few scenes in this move
that are completely 'Rob and Kristen' too.
They aren't hard to see.
A lot of sweet tender moments.

This post is brought to you by Flightless birds
and American Mouths
And English Boyfriends.

And Thomas Sturridge.

Have I found you?

 And by Robert and Kristen
Who are now safely ensconced in their 
lovely London flat...
Where Kristen is baking pies
and testing recipes
and Robert is getting to eat all of it.

Repeat after me... Robert and Kristen ALWAYS end up TOGETHER.

They both live there.
Of course they do.

Robert could go anywhere else...
and where does he end up?
With Kristen.

I'm not sure why it made me so giddy and happy...
But it does.
I guess I'm glad that they are done with BD promo.
That Kristen is wrapping up an incredible movie soon...
And that they get to spend some quiet time 
away from cameras
and screaming fans
And they can have some measure of peace.
They deserve it.

I hope they stay invisible
for however long they are there.
Leave them alone.
This is their time now.

Bye for now

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- All Signs Point To Yes









This post is brought to you by the Magic 8 Ball.

 Bye for now