|The things George could tell you...|
I'm so sorry I haven't written in a while.
You know how life gets.
You are all busy with family and friends and work
and somehow there is just never enough time in the day
to sit down at the computer and write letters to a
big old stuffed dog.
Oh but George...
SO MUCH has happened these past few days.
So very very much.
See that drowning smiley, George?
That's the lunatic fringe.
That's the lunatic fringe.
They are trying so hard to not drown in
all the glorious goodness of Rob and Kristen.
Rob AND Kristen.
The Fringe aren't real happy right now...
Not that they ever really are.
The Rob/Kristen haters
Who exist on the extreme frayed edge of the fandom...
They are having a hard time dealing with all
the pictures of Rob and Kristen
being all together and coupley and cute and adorable.
SWATH is getting loads of positive feedback so far.
Kristen looks PHENOMENAL in this movie.
It's all over the place.
People are excited about it.
I know I am.
Kristen and Charlize have done a little bit of promo already...
And Charlize has stated again and again
how much she LOVES LOVES Kristen!
(Putting her on the Summit payroll of course)
I love these two women together.
Kristen seems at ease with her...
Charlize seems to understand Kristen.
And really George...
What is NOT to love about Charlize
and her EVIL QUEEN!
She KILLS it.
|Mirror Mirror on the wall...|
I can't wait for all of it.
Oh dear George.
Imagine the reactions to this cover.
Lovely smokey Kristen
As usual... it goes to the extreme (fringe)
One side is upset that Kristen is touching Garrett!
One side is glad that Kristen is touching Garrett!
One side just trashes Kristen for having the nerve
to breathe the same air as they do!
I think she looks pretty fucking hot.
And she looks so young.
Which I know she is, George...
But this photoshoot suits Kristen
If you know what I mean.
You will find that most people were thrilled with this cover.
Kristen. Garrett. On the Road.
And most people can... contrary to Foamy belief
differentiate between a movie and real life.
So what happened next?
Kristen was on the cover of ELLEUK
Kristen ALWAYS looks beautiful.
It doesn't matter what she wears
or if she is all made up.
She is naturally gorgeous.
I prefer the Jalouse pictures...
Because it seems closer to who I think Kristen is...
But I LOVE that she is all over the place on magazine covers...
And I can't wait until the next one
and the next one...
and the next.
|Oh look! Robert is WALKING!!|
But where, George... WHERE?
He's in Washington DC.
"Rumor" has it that both he and Kristen
are headed to the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.
Even though Kristen hasn't been photographed
There is talk that she is already there.
Is this true, George?
Are Rob and Kristen going to the Nerd Prom...
Dare I say it...
Given all the uproar in my twitter feed
(I still don't understand the constant angst)
There seems to be a good chance of this happening.
And guess what George?
It's on TV!!!
CNN will have a special coverage of the event starting at 9:30PM EST
C-SPAN's coverage starts at 6:30PM EST:
Arrivals (6:30PM), Dinner Coverage (7:20PM), Dinner Preview (8:20PM)
and the actual White House Correspondents' Dinner (9:40PM).
So we will be able to watch it unfold before our very eyes!
All we can do now is wait.
I will be honest with you George...
Where Rob and Kristen are at any given moment
doesn't really matter that much to me.
Sure... I love seeing their pretty faces together
And I enjoy speculating on the where and the why sometimes...
But at the end of the day...
I don't need to go over every minute detail of their lives
and over analyze every little crumb.
I have absolutely no worries, George.
(Say it with me...)
ROBERT AND KRISTEN
No matter where they go
No matter how
No matter who
No matter when
No matter why
No matter what.
They remain together.
|She does seem to enjoy that jawline...|
Final thoughts, George?
|Shaggy and Scrappy|
This letter was brought to you by Tom Sturridge.
I'm drawn to him.
I want to know more about him.
I find him fascinating.
Maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit about fame
Maybe because he's such a loyal friend to Rob and Kristen.
Maybe because he's beautiful beyond words.
And this letter is brought to you by
I love that Rob and Kristen are in love.
I love seeing them in love.
I love seeing the Fringe squirm and scramble for
ways to make sense of their delusions.
I love Thomas Sturridge.
And you, George.
I love you.
Until next time, George.
Bye for now