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Saturday, April 28, 2012

Dear George and Rob and Kristen

The things George could tell you...

Hi George!

I'm so sorry I haven't written in a while.
You know how life gets.
You are all busy with family and friends and work
and somehow there is just never enough time in the day
to sit down at the computer and write letters to a
big old stuffed dog.

Oh but George...
SO MUCH has happened these past few days.
So very very much.

See that drowning smiley, George?
That's the lunatic fringe.
They are trying so hard to not drown in
all the glorious goodness of Rob and Kristen.
Rob AND Kristen.
The Fringe aren't real happy right now...
Not that they ever really are.
The Rob/Kristen haters
Who exist on the extreme frayed edge of the fandom...
They are having a hard time dealing with all
the pictures of Rob and Kristen
being all together and coupley and cute and adorable.

SWATH is getting loads of positive feedback so far.
Kristen looks PHENOMENAL in this movie.
It's all over the place.
People are excited about it.
I know I am.

Kristen and Charlize have done a little bit of promo already...

Pretty Pair

And Charlize has stated again and again
how much she LOVES LOVES Kristen!
(Putting her on the Summit payroll of course)
I love these two women together.
Kristen seems at ease with her...
Charlize seems to understand Kristen.
And really George...
What is NOT to love about Charlize
and her EVIL QUEEN!
She KILLS it.

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

I can't wait for all of it.
Every interview.
Every picture.

OTR Gorgeous
Oh dear George.
Imagine the reactions to this cover.
Lovely smokey Kristen
Adorable Garrett...
(awkwardly adorable)

As usual... it goes to the extreme (fringe)
One side is upset that Kristen is touching Garrett!

One side is glad that Kristen is touching Garrett!
GarrettStew Forever!

One side just trashes Kristen for having the nerve
to breathe the same air as they do!

I think she looks pretty fucking hot.
And she looks so young.
Which I know she is, George...
But this photoshoot suits Kristen
If you know what I mean.
And George...
You will find that most people were thrilled with this cover.
Kristen. Garrett. On the Road.
And most people can... contrary to Foamy belief
differentiate between a movie and real life.

So what happened next?

Serenely Stunning

Kristen was on the cover of ELLEUK

Yes George.
Kristen ALWAYS looks beautiful.
It doesn't matter what she wears
or if she is all made up.
She is naturally gorgeous.
I prefer the Jalouse pictures...
Because it seems closer to who I think Kristen is...
But I LOVE that she is all over the place on magazine covers...
And I can't wait until the next one
and the next one...
and the next.

Oh look! Robert is WALKING!!
Look George!
But where, George... WHERE?
He's in Washington DC.
I know.
"Rumor" has it that both he and Kristen
are headed to the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.
Even though Kristen hasn't been photographed
There is talk that she is already there.
Is this true, George?
Are Rob and Kristen going to the Nerd Prom...
Dare I say it...
Given all the uproar in my twitter feed
(I still don't understand the constant angst)
There seems to be a good chance of this happening.
And guess what George?
It's on TV!!!

CNN will have a special coverage of the event starting at 9:30PM EST
C-SPAN's coverage starts at 6:30PM EST:
 Arrivals (6:30PM), Dinner Coverage (7:20PM), Dinner Preview (8:20PM) 
and the actual White House Correspondents' Dinner (9:40PM).

So we will be able to watch it unfold before our very eyes!

All we can do now is wait.

I will be honest with you George...
Where Rob and Kristen are at any given moment
doesn't really matter that much to me.
Sure... I love seeing their pretty faces together
And I enjoy speculating on the where and the why sometimes...
But at the end of the day...
I don't need to go over every minute detail of their lives
and over analyze every little crumb.
I have absolutely no worries, George.
(Say it with me...)


Always do.
Always will.
No matter where they go
No matter how
No matter who
No matter when
No matter why
No matter what.
They remain together.

She does seem to enjoy that jawline...
Final thoughts, George?

Shaggy and Scrappy
This letter was brought to you by Tom Sturridge.
I'm drawn to him.
I want to know more about him.
I find him fascinating.
Maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit about fame
Maybe because he's such a loyal friend to Rob and Kristen.
Maybe because he's beautiful beyond words.

And this letter is brought to you by


I love that Rob and Kristen are in love.
I love seeing them in love.
I love seeing the Fringe squirm and scramble for 
ways to make sense of their delusions.
I love Thomas Sturridge.
Green Sheep.
And you, George.
I love you.

Until next time, George.

Bye for now

Monday, April 23, 2012

Rob and Kristen Always End Up Together

Coachella Gorgeous

I'm not sure how to write this post.
All I can do is smile.
And laugh.
And guffaw.
And giggle.
and any other word that means 
laugh my ass off.

Here's the story.

Kristen was spotted at Coachella over the weekend.
Looking FABULOUS as always.
I mean seriously...
How the hell does she always look so damn beautiful?
So Kristen was seen with her agent/publicist Ruth.
Big uproar.
"Why is Ruth with her?"
"It must be BUSINESS"

Is it really that hard to comprehend that Kristen
actually LIKES Ruth and maybe was spending time with her
because she wanted to?
Ruth looks like a cool chick to me.
I'd hang out with her.

OK. So.
All these pics of Kristen.
No Robert.
Not a peep.
Just his Baltimore Orioles hat.

So of course...
Then the Rob sightings started happening...

Screams from the Fringe!!

"He's not there!"
"Nice try Sheep! We know he's not there!"
"I hope a pic of Rob out with friends turns up"
and of course
the tried and true


Coachella Walking

I guess it DID happen.

This is going to sting a little bit.

That's GOTTA sting.
Just a bit.
Or maybe a lot.

"Rob looks miserable as always"
"They are never together"
"So what? They can only ever go out with 
a million people around them!"
"It doesn't mean anything!"

Lean on me...

Oh dear.
Rob and Kristen
Leaning into each other.

And what lesson have we all learned 
from the past 3+ years?

Rob and Kristen

You would think the Lunatic Fringe
would learn their lesson by now.
They must like the taste of their 
foot in their big mouths.

I bet it tastes bitter...

So once we got past Rob actually being there with Kristen...
You know what happens next... right?
That's right.

1. Rob and Kristen look like they don't want to be there.
Look at how bored and miserable they are!

Music is a strong bond.

They are listening to music.
Look at the faces around them.
Amazing that everyone looks the same.
They ALL must be fucking miserable then...huh?

2. Rob is just there to take care of Kristen.
They never let her do anything alone.

Yeah. OK.
Rob and Kristen are once again spotted in public
Holding hands.
Being Rob and Kristen.
And the only reason is because Rob feels sorry for her
and needs to babysit her.
And I hate to be the one to break this news...
But Coachella isn't a place you go to be 'alone'
They have plenty of time to do that at home.
Their home.

3. It's just PR!
Rob is doing a job!
He has to be there!
Look how annoyed he is!

That's why unlike Mrs. McDonald
who sought out the cameras...
(E I E I O)
You barely see any pictures of them.
Because Rob is FORCED to kiss on Kristen
and hold her hand
(Yes, he was only doing that so she wouldn't get lost)

This is really so not nice of me, isn't it?
Pointing and laughing.
I can't seem to help myself today.
Because as irrelevant as the Fringe truly are...
Their desperate excuses never cease to entertain me.
I digress.

4. Rob is so disappointing!
He can't possibly like her more than a friend.
He feels sorry for her.
They are only FWB!
THIS is why so many people are going 
over to the HUNGER GAMES fanbase!!

Once again...
Rob and Kristen live their lives the way they want to
and they get vilified.
What did they do wrong exactly?
A wonderful adorable couple who loves music
decided on going to a famous music festival together.
That's ALL they did.
You have to be used to this by now.
Rob and Kristen keep showing up together
all over the fucking place...
They have for YEARS.
What part of that don't you fucking get?

Rob and Kristen always end up together.
Because that's exactly where they want to be.

As for The Hunger Games fandom?
They have plenty of vacancies available.
I hear they are looking for a few more Fringe
to up the entertainment value.

So what have we learned today?
I guess its that tired old adage

"The more things change...
The more they remain the same"

Haters gotta hate.
And make excuses.
And I will continue to mock their hate
and laugh at their delusional rationalizations.

This post is brought to you by TWIRLING

Because Rob and Kristen in love makes me twirl.
They are happy in love...
So I'm happy for them.

And of course...
This post is brought to you by

I'm too sexy for my coat...

It was confirmed that Tom would be in Cannes with Kristen
for the OTR screening.
Tom and Kristen and Rob
Oh My.

Doesn't all this wonderful news make you smile?
So much to look forward to...
So much to be happy about.

Life is GOOD.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Having my Cannes and eating it too...


'Cosmopolis' and 'On the Road' are both included as 
FILMS IN COMPETITION at the 65th Cannes Film Festival! 
Congratulations to Rob and Kristen and Tom! 
We are SO SO proud of you!
The 2012 Cannes Film Festival will take place from May 16 to May 27, 2012. 

As a fan of Robert and Kristen
I'm overwhelmed with all the news we are getting...

2 new Cosmopolis trailers were released
(Go to RobStenation to see them)
And watching just those 2 minutes of Robert...
Being the Anti-Robert
Being so immersed in this character
In that world
Rob has always been so expressive just with his face
And there is a look in his eyes in this movie...
It's fascinating.
It's like...
It's like Robert Pattinson is completely gone
and all you see is Eric Packer.


And honestly...
Who pulls off the suit/tie/sunglasses
better than Robert?
Get back to me on that one...

And then we have our lovely Kristen

I fucking LOVE this poster.

"Love is a duel"

My insides are doing flips and tumbles right now.
I know a lot of people think I'm just excited by the prospect
of Robert and Kristen (and Thomas... never forget Thomas)
Going to Cannes together
But you know what?
That's not it at all.

I'm excited to see Kristen play an iconic character
A role that she admits to being beyond thrilled to play...
I'm excited for people to see how talented she is
I'm excited for everything right now.

Remember what Thomas said about working with Kristen?

“It was so terrifying entering into that world 
and what was great was just having someone that I knew
 and actually working with her. 
She's just a fucking extraordinary actress, 
just really, really extraordinary 
and it's astonishing just to see her do her job.”

And that brings me to...

Thomas Sturridge.
Because he's part of this too.

Have you seen any of his movies?
He can make you laugh...
He can make you swoon...
He can break your heart.
Thomas is

“It was genuinely, one of the deepest 
working experiences I've ever had. 
It was extraordinary.” 

On The Road
holds so many things for me.
The story.
The characters.
The people.

The anticipation is killing me.


And finally?
Will we see this on the red carpet at Cannes?

It doesn't matter.
People get worked up over the wrong things.
It would be wonderful to see Rob and Kristen together
(And Tom on a red carpet? I die)
Do I really need to revisit the cake/frosting analogy again?
(Although the icing on this cake is SWEET)

Because what is important here...
Is the honor of their movies in the competition.
What is important here...
Is people noticing their work
their talent
As they move above and beyond.
What is important here...
Is Robert and Kristen being recognized
for all their hard work.
Not who they have on their arm.

That being said...
I enjoy having my cake.
Eating it is divine.

This post is brought to you by Talent.
are full of it.
Overflowing with it.
And everyday we get to see more.
I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

And this post is brought to you by cake.
Seeing Robert and Kristen being successful
and making incredible movies
and being recognized for their talent
is the scrumptious, delectable cake.
Seeing Robert and Kristen 
happy in love
is the exquisite icing.
So sweet.
So delightful.
So delicious.

April Showers
Bring May... ?

Until then.

Bye for now

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Rob and Kristen- We Belong to You and Me

The Fringe.

I don't have a lot to say today...
Yeah.. I know... I've said that before.
But I suppose it's all been said before.
Is there such a thing as original thought?
Not if you are the Loony-Tick Fringe.

People are 'gearing' up for Cannes..
Hoping that Rob and Kristen
(and for me personally... Thomas)
Not only go this year...
But walk the red carpet together.
Why work yourself up into a foaming lather
over things that you have no control over?

If they do go and hang out together on camera?
Fucking great.
If they don't?
You know they are hanging out together just not 
in front of a camera.

The Fringe is already making excuses as to why they
would be there together.
PR of course.
They are prepping for this moment...
trying to find some solace in pretending they don't 
care and that it's all part of the plan.
Uh huh.
It will fucking KILL them if Rob and Kristen
show up together.
They have been zealously clinging to a HollywoodShit story
about Rob and Kristen 
 “having a clause in their Twilight contracts that they can only appear together
 at a Twilight themed red carpet together. 
Twilight kind of owns some of their appearances 
they do together until Breaking Dawn is 100% completed.”

Uh huh.
And them showing up in Cannes to promote
Cosmopolis and OTR
is "Twilight related" ?
Of course it is!
Any time Rob and Kristen show up together
outside of Twilight promotion...
It has to be for SUMMIT!!!

It must be scary to have multiple personalities
and get confused as to which one said what.
Very scary.

What will be 
Will be.

And finally...
I always get these ALL SHOUTY CAPS EMAILS
showing me pictures of 
Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev
being all cute and coupley.
And hey guess what?
I think they are adorable!
I happen to LOVE Vampire Diaries
and watch it all the time.
Ian and Nina are all kinds of cute together.
But my SHOUTY CAPS email seems to think that
that is the ONLY way to be in a relationship in public
that I will NEVER EVER SEE


1. Just because SHOUTY CAPS seems to think
that Ian and Nina wrote the relationship book
doesn't matter.
Rob and Kristen live their lives
and handle their relationship
the way they want to.
And it's worked out pretty damn good so far.
But I think SHOUTY CAPS should feel free
to being as intimate and loving as she wants
in her own relationship and maybe stop 
SHOUTING about a relationship she has no say in.

Robert and Kristen have been plenty adorable
and affectionate 'outside' of work too...
People will always claim that its "PR"
but the Fringe needs to cling to that.
I always get...


Robert and Kristen are quite taken with each other
Dare I say it?
Could it be? 
Of course it is!

You don't hang around this much with someone
You don't get this up close and personal with someone
You don't forsake ALL others for over 3 years
Unless you want to be with them.
Robert wants to be with Kristen.
Kristen wants to be with Robert.

Case closed.

I guess the Fringe don't own any truth handling gloves...
I imagine the PR handling gloves are pretty tight
and might be constricting blood flow to the brain.
Isn't it a pity?
Isn't it a shame?

This post is brought to you by Robert and Kristen.
They are together.
As always.

And by Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.
Please go to Cannes, Thomas...

And I will leave you with some song lyrics
that I heard last night...
From "How Deep is Your Love"
(The BeeGees)

How deep is your love
I really need to learn 
'Cause we're living in a world of fools 
Breakin’ us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me

Until next time.

Bye for now