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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Rambling Rose

Couple of things...

1. Thanks for all the comments on yesterdays post. It was... enlightening as always. It never ceases to amaze me the power of Robsten. The passion... the emotion that 2 people seem to incite... fascinating.

2. For the record? I may be pro Robsten... but I'm not a hater. I don't go to other peoples sites and attack them or WRITE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!! I think people are entitled to their Robsten/Nonsten opinion, I just wish they would leave Kristen alone when they voice it.

3. I'm kinda worried about upcoming photo shoots with Robert. Why? Because every time new pics come out with Rob... he looks impossibly more beautiful and gorgeous. I'm not sure how that is even possible. How does one improve upon perfection? So yeah... I'm worried.

4. Why were people seemingly so eager to latch onto a Nikki/Rob relationship? Yeah, there were some pictures of Nikki hanging out with Rob... at a club, going out to dinner... buying boxes. But for some reason those pictures are proof that they were 'together'... but similar pictures of Rob hanging out with Kristen... aren't good enough. How exactly does that work?

5. I've been reading a copy of the New Moon script (don't ask) and I just got to the part where Edward leaves Bella in the woods. Kill. Me. Now. I am going to be a blubbery mess when I see that movie. You know how it is when you try not to cry? You hold it all in... and then you get this massive headache. So yeah... I'm going to have a continuous headache for like a week. But so worth it. I can't wait...

6. Is it wrong for me to laugh at other peoples delusions? It probably is. I'm awful. I can't help but smile when I read the lengths people go to prove their points. Why is it so important that other people see things your way? Dissecting every pixel of a picture... combing through every frame of a video. It's fucking hilarious, really.... in a pathetic kinda way. Yeah... I'm probably going to burn in hell...

7. Sorry. This was more than a couple of things. As usual, I don't know when to shut it. But what it all comes down to is this... I simply adore Robert Pattinson. Pretty simple.

8. Bye for now

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

ROBsten, NONsten and HATEsten

I'm going to be talking about
Because right now I feel rather irritated and annoyed.
I don't usually let the whole
Robsten/Nonsten bullshit get to me.
I usually just take it in stride.
I mean...
I know there is the lunatic fringe out there
on both sides of the Robsten universe.
So I just shrug my shoulders and move on.

Not happening today.

First we have Laimeys

"Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson –
were spotted smoking on the patio.
Twi-Hards will take this to mean they that they were out there alone,
slow dancing under the twinkling stars,
talking about the magic-ness of their love."

I laughed at this.
Because she's right.
The Raving Robstens WILL take it as a sign.
"They are SO SO SO in love!"
But one of the thing that bugs me about Laimey...
is she only focuses on the extreme Robsten fan.
You know the one I'm talking about...

Just because you are a fan of Robsten...
Doesn't fucking mean you're a lunatic.
And lets look over at the flip side of this coin
Shall we?

Ted C posted this...

A.T.: How about Rob and Kristen, what is their dynamic like?
Hostess One: Doesn't everyone just know that they're dating?
A.T.: Uh, you'd be surprised how many don't want to believe it.
Hostess Two: Oh, well everyone here knows.
They are the only cast members who will come in alone a lot.
You can just tell by looking at them.
They're really cute together, always smiling.
A.T.: Love it! Hate to say it though, but "smiling" and
"Kristen Stewart" seem unlikely to be in the same sentence together.
Hostess One: No way. She is incredibly sweet—I'd be a bitch, too,
if there were cameras constantly in my face.
But she's great, and so is Rob.
They just seem to make each other happy.

So basically....
This 'source' (and yeah... you take it with a grain of fucking salt, OK?)
Says that Rob and Kristen look like they are 'dating'
and that they seem to make each other happy.
Is that a bad fucking thing?
Some NONstens hated this story!
Why would people get so fucking upset over that?
They aren't saying that Rob is kicking puppies...
or that he is slapping old ladies.
He was smiling and having fun.
Why is it so damn awful?

Because he's having fun with Kristen!
At least the 'source' defended her.
You don't get that very often.

The truth of the matter is this...
These people should be called HateSten
Because its all about the hate for Kristen.
She gets called out for her looks.
Her attitude.
Her style.
She gets threatened.
Verbally abused and attacked.

Enough already!

Whether Rob or Kristen are in love...
Doesn't fucking matter.
They ARE friends.
They DO hang out.
They obviously LIKE each other.
So fucking deny the existence of Robsten...
That's cool.

But you still have to deal with her
hanging out with Robert.

Kristen is in Rob's life.
No matter how deeply.
She IS there.
You're not.

Enough of the HATEsten.
She doesn't deserve it.
Get the fuck over yourself.

*Just as Laimey targets the lunatic Robstens...
The majority of this post is aimed
at the lunatic HATEstens.
I know a lot of Nonstens.
I even love a few.
99% are sane, rational people.
The HATEstens are the extreme 1%
(No one I know personally is one)
I'm just pointing it out.*

Bye for now

Monday, September 28, 2009

The Trouble With Robert Pattinson

I'm in trouble.
Big Trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P
and that stands for Pattinson.
Big fucking trouble.

I think I've been fooling myself.
I mean...
Like trying to convince myself that
my feelings...
my devotion...
my... LOVE
For Rob was all under control.
Guess what?
It's not.
Not even close.

I was talking to husband last night...
Let's call him B from now on.
He's the one who's about my height (I'm 5'9")
He's the guy who shaves his head...
He's the father of my 2 incredible children.
He's the man who provides and cares for his family.

So last night...
He came up behind me and gave me this huge hug.
I asked him what brought that on?
He told me he likes to hug me...
Because... "I Love You"
and "You look pretty damn good to me"

And as he walked away from me...
You know what I did?
Do you even WANT to know?
I closed my eyes...
And Rob was there.
Standing in front of me...
He's the one who is taller than me (6'1")
He's the one who has incredible sexy thick hair...
He's the guy who embodies everything I love about a man.

Except he's not B.
And he will never love me the way B does.

So why do I see Rob when I close my eyes?
Why does my heart ache when I look at him?
Why does he haunt my dreams...
even when I'm not sleeping?

Oh hell.
I'm in trouble.
That starts with T
And that rhymes with P
And that means
I'm totally phucked.

Bye for now

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Oregano Stalks Pocket Edward

I'm bored.

There's nothing really going on in Rob-land...

So I thought I would post some of the pics

I had taken for "Where's Oregano 3- It's Personal"

You know... Where Oregano is always lurking around Rob...

I kinda miss Oregano.

Remember when Rob was 'grazed' by a taxi
while filming Remember Me in NYC?
Some rapid Paparazzi chased him into the street...
Well... I found a pic.
Look who is driving the cab...
And his passenger?
Nikki, of course.

Ah. The Rob manip.
Someone put Rob's beautiful face
on Oregano's stumpy body.
As. Fucking. If.
So there is my version of this picture...
Little green Rob wannabe...
Oregano tried so hard...
for so long...
But we all knew where this would end up.
Didn't we?

I remember vividly when these pics came out.
So much chatter about Rob kissing Emilie.
I saw zero chemistry between them.
And it has nothing to do with me liking Kristen.
Look at how awkward and stiff they are.
Pocket Edward already has the stiff thing working...
(with Oregano hiding in the sand...)

You may think I don't like
Michael Angarano
(See? I can spell his name right...
if I look it up)
But I really have no ill will
toward the little condiment.
He's the Nice Spice.
And he's supplied me
with much laughter
while making the Oregano videos.
And Nikki Reed?
I'm sure she's very sweet.
But the way she plastered herself
to Rob and Kristen...
kinda got on my nerves.
The hugging and the kissing
and the arm holding
and the giggling
and the photo ops
and the sharing the cigarette
and the attaching yourself
to whatever will
make people notice you...
I hope Michael and his new Kristen look-alike
are very happy.
I hope Nikki and her Greek Paris
are very happy.
Now that they are out of the picture...
Rob and Kristen look pretty damn happy.
Where is Oregano?
I reluctantly have put the jar
back in the spice cabinet...
I shall miss you.
Bye for now

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Robert and Kristen Aren't Talking...

It's Saturday morning...
I woke up with a major headache (I fucking hate that)
and now I feel like a 'bitch on wheels'...
I'm not ON wheels...
I'm sitting on a recliner

Bitch on leather? Bitch on recline?
Well... you get the point.

And since I'm big time pissy this morning...

Why not discuss the recent Robsten bullshit?

Why not indeed.


As you all know Twitter was absolutely aflame when it was said that

"Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Will Confirm Romance In Harper’s Bazaar December Issue"

Yeah. Right.
So the Twilight world went fucking wild...
(please note that I will be saying fucking... a lot. Just a warning.)
Robsten Lovers Rejoiced!!
Kristen haters Recoiled! (And let's face it, they don't hate Robsten... they hate Kristen.)
The doubters called BULLSHIT.
The hopeful said AT LAST!

1. So... you will have me believe that 2 intensely private people... would discuss their personal relationship in a magazine?

2. Was this a PR move? More speculation. More press. More publicity?

It turns out that GOSSIP COP had another story.

"A source close to the production tells Gossip Cop exclusively that Pattinson and Stewart “do NOT” discuss whether or not they’re a couple. Do NOT."


So what?
You mean Rob and Kristen are still keeping their relationship... private?
Wow... huge surprise.
Robsten lovers still rejoiced because they were going to get a photoshoot
with Rob and Kristen.

Kristen haters still recoiled... well... because they still hate Kristen
and don't want to see her with Rob.

The doubters said TOLD YA!
The hopeful said Oh Well...

Thing is?

The fact that the 'coming out' story was fabricated... really doesn't matter.
Doesn't mean jackFUCKINGshit in terms of whether or not
Robert and Kristen are Robert and Kristen.
A false hope of learning the 'truth'....
When we already know the fucking truth.

You know it.

I know it.

It's as plain as the pain in my fucking brain...


The press junket for New Moon
might be most interesting.
How guarded will Rob be this time around?

How wary and cynical?

Will Rob and Kristen do press together?

Will it be more Taylor and Kristen?
What 'secrets' will be revealed?
Well, I just look forward to seeing Rob talk...
and walk.
and smile.
and pull his fingers through his hair.
Man... I fucking miss Rob.

Bye for now

Friday, September 25, 2009

Robsten Rorschach Test

There is always so much drama surrounding pictures

of Rob and Kristen...

People actually get all emotional and strange

If you don't see things their way.

It's all a matter of perception, isn't it?

I look at a cloud... I see Rob.

You look at a cloud... You see Rob.

Wait. That's not what I mean.

People see what they want to see.

What they want to believe they see.

It doesn't necessarily make anyone right...

Or wrong.

But the degree you are willing to be right...

or to prove someone wrong...

Well... That's when it gets scary.

So I decided to do a

Robsten Rorschach Test.

You know...

Its a psychiatric test

A doctor shows you an inkblot...

You tell him what you see.


I'm gonna show 3 people

A Robsten picture...

They will tell us what they see.

RR is Raving Robsten

NN is Nasty Nonsten

and then we have

AN who is Abbey Normal.

And here we go...

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO in love!!

He has his arm around her.

He is looking at her with such love!

They are SO SO SO together!


KSpew is so ugly.

What is up with her gross hair?

Rob looks like he thinks she smells.

He seems to be saying 'Why are you touching me?'

I always stand with guys like that.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Nice picture.

Rob and Kristen look pretty comfy together.

Why is that other guy there?

He looks like he really wants to belong...

like he is trying really hard to be noticed.

RR: OMG! Rob and Kristen are SO SO SO in love!

Look how close they are!

They are SO into each other!

It looks like they are going to kiss!!

NN: Ewwwwww!

KSpew is so sweaty and ugly.


Rob looks like he doesn't want to touch her

He looks like he is yelling at her

to get away from him because she smells!

I sit at concerts like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING!

AN: Wow.

That's a pretty intimate picture.

They look like they are very happy

being so close together.

It looks like they are enjoying themselves.

RR: OMG! Kristen has her legs wrapped around Robs!

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew is ugly. I hate her.

She is the root of all evil.

It looks like she has trapped poor Rob.

Look at his face! He wants to get away from her!

I sit in limos with my legs wrapped around


Doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Hmmm.

Another intimate picture.

A lot of space in a limo.

Yet, they are sitting there with

their legs wrapped around each other.

RR: Awww... Look at the way Kristen is staring lovingly at Rob.

They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: KSpew looks stoned.

Rob probably is too to let her get so close.

They are at a concert.

They have to get close to hear each other talk.

I talk to people like this all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: Kristen looks like she really likes Rob here.

Another intimate photo.

They seem to have fun with each other.

a lot.

(pic from

RR: OMG!!! Rob is SO SO SO in love with Kristen!

Look at the way he is smiling at her!

NN: Big deal.

Rob isn't even reacting to KSpew.

He's laughing at something Billy Burke said.

Rob only puts up with Kristen because they work together.

I laugh with co-workers like that all the time.

It doesn't mean ANYTHING.

AN: There seem to be a lot of pictures like this.

Rob and Kristen...

Looking at each other...

and smiling.


That concludes my Robsten Rorschach Test for today.

I will bring it back again...

For further analysis.

What do YOU see?

*any similarities between Abbey Normal and myself

is strictly coincidence and any similarities between

Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten to anyone

living or dead...

Well... that's just sad, isn't it?


Bye for now

Thursday, September 24, 2009

The Anticipation of New Moon

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if I'm really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.
Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

I'm worried.
Really worried.
New Moon is less than 2 months away.
That anxiety is creeping back in.
I remember what it was like before...
Before Twilight.
The anticipation was brutal.
I greedily swallowed
every clip...
every picture.
And it was never enough.

My stomach is in knots.
Right now.
Do you remember how it was?
The cruel uncertainty...
The brutal expectation?
The never ending waiting...
Once I found Twilight online...
I watched that bitch over and over again.
It was blue. It was dark.
It was missing pieces.
Sometimes the audio didn't sync with the video.
but I watched it.
And Again.

I couldn't stop myself.
I had to do it.
I needed Edward.
I desired Rob.

And when the movie finally came out?
I only went 5 times in the theater.
But the scary part...
I would come home from watching it
on the big screen...
and turn to my computer...
and watch it again.

Never taking my eyes off of Robert.
Not being able to stop myself.
I never felt satisfied.
My thirst for Twilight
was never satiated...
Until New Moon.
I'm not sure I'm up for this.
My family already thinks
I'm a raging lunatic.
Obviously they are correct
in their assumptions.

The thought of New Moon
actually makes me dizzy...
So I'm a stumbling
blabbering fool
whose stomach is clenched
and is lost
in the fog of
New Moon.

57 days. 17 hours. 23minutes.

I'm not sure I can do it.
I'm not sure I'm strong enough this time.

I'm not sure.

Bye for now

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Free To Be... Robert Pattinson

I've been feeling rather melancholy, lately...
Yeah, I miss Rob.
But it's more than that.
It's like... I REALLY miss Rob.
The charming adorkable Rob...
Who said too much in interviews...
Told silly jokes that most people didn't understand...
Was completely open and honest...
Who seemed so innocent and trusting.

Is that Rob gone now?
Has fame and the paparazzi destroyed
the sweet, unassuming, modest Rob?

I don't know.

He has to have changed.
We all knew he would.
He's grown up some now...
He realizes that he just can't be
silly, goofy Rob anymore.
He knows that people
will analyze and dissect
every word he says...
Every movement.
Every action.
He's no longer free to be...
Just Rob.

I know he's still there...
You still see glimpses of him.
The heart wrenching smile.
The fingers pulling through the hair...
The fact that he still takes the time....
to sign autographs for fans
that send him pictures.
Rob still cares about us.

He still loves us.
He's still here.

I still love him.
I'll never leave...
Bye for now

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Robert Pattinson = Edward Cullen

So you've seen all the 'behind the scenes' pics by now.
And all I have to say...
Does it ever get any fucking easier?
Does it?
You long to see a picture of Rob...
and then you get bombarded with
Rob... as Edward.
Double Whammy!
Heart twist...
and kick in the gut...

Fun. Fun. Fun.
Till. My. Daddy. Took.
The. T-Bird. Away.
(what the hell does that mean?
No clue.
Just goes to show how far gone
I really am.)

Not sure what scene this is from...
But they both have their eyes closed...
I don't really care...
I just like seeing them together.
I will take it.


Is there a man alive...

Who has a more masculine...


profile than this man?

Don't you just want to trace his jawline

with your nose...

From his ear to his chin...

Taking in his scent?

Uh... Yeah.

The picture that caused the most talk.
How everyone wants Rob crouched over them...
Dreams of Rob hovering above them in bed...
And look at Kristen.
She's like...
"Been there. Done that."
Without all those bothersome clothes
and people hanging around.

And the best for last.
Good Fucking Grief.
Tell me...
Am I the only one whose stomach
actually clenches at this?
I mean... seriously.
I know I'm not alone in my feelings for this man.
Not that my feelings make any sense...
But I feel them all the same.

Robert Pattinson = Edward Cullen
Fucking perfection.

Bye for now

Monday, September 21, 2009


Another day...
No Rob.
I let my finger gently glide
over the double-edged sword.
My heart aching to see him...
My mind knowing he is happy and safe out of the spotlight...
It's sharp.
It cuts.
It hurts.
Addiction is pain.
Why do I find my thoughts going back to her?
Why do I want people to like her?
Why do I find myself fighting for her?
All good questions...
I have no good answers.
I think if some people
could get past their jealousy...
They would like her too.
She's strong but vulnerable.
Cynical but daring.
Shy but willing.
And she's probably with Rob...
Right now.
Looking into his eyes...
Touching him...
in some intimate way.
That thought alone could
make me dislike her...
But I know that if
she is with Rob?
He's laughing, too...
And that makes me love her.
One of my fav pictures of Rob.
I use this one as my avatar.
Beanie. Check.
Sunglasses. Check.
Open shirt. Check.
Jaw Porn. Check.
Scruff. Check.
And I know he's also wearing...
Those suspenders...
Heavy Sigh. Check.
And I leave this post...
with perhaps my fav pic... ever.
He's walking.
The Hair.
Sunglasses (again)
The suit.
The tie.
The moan.
The sigh.
The ache.
The loss.
I miss you, Rob.
Bye for now