The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun
and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.
If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.
Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Wyck Gives a PUSH

So I went to see ECLIPSE today.
I liked it. 
A lot.
Did I love it?
I think I need to see it a few more times...
You know how the first time you watch something...
You tend to focus on a particular element
For me that element would be Robert.

I kinda kept looking at his face.
It was distracting.
So then I would miss something that was happening
in the movie.
But then his face would be on that huge screen...
lighting up the whole theater...
I would forget what the hell I was watching...

Robert looked absolutely
in this movie.
I kept noticing his eyebrows...
How they were so much bushier than in Twilight...
And then I kept staring at his hair...
So awesomely touchable...

And while I don't really believe in 'spoilers'
in a movie that is based on a book 
that we have all read...
and we all know what happens in the book...
and how the book ends...
I won't go into detail about ...
well... details.

I will say this, though...
No cafeteria stroll...
No parking lot strut...
Nothing of the kind.
I do feel cheated out of that moment.
Those previous walks were the highlights of
Twilight and New Moon...
WTF Eclipse?
Watching Robert Pattinson walking...
With a smirky smile on his face...
Isn't asking for much...
Is it?

Thanks a lot.

Kristen back in L.A.
Wonder what her plans are?
Wonder who she is going to see?

Yeah. We know.

I have one final thing to discuss.

I'm having a new part of my blog starting today.
It's going to be called...


Did you ever hear a Hyena laugh?
It's pretty hideous.


This was in Time magazine:

Eclipse Producer  Wyck Godfrey on the Rob-Kristen Romance
By Bryan Alexander

I:Everyone is talking about whatever is going on between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. Is that good for business?

Wyck: Do you want the honest answer? I haven't even thought of it that way.

I: That's not the honest answer.

Wyck: It really is. I honestly don't think of it in terms of business. It doesn't affect our core business at all. The thing I do think about is, Oh my God, I hope they stay together. Because it could be awkward on set in the next movie if they have a huge falling out. It's like, Wow, they have to portray this love story through two more movies. God, I hope they stay together; please stay together. That's what affects my day-to-day.

I: But you walk by newsstands and it's a publicist's dream: they are on every cover.

Wyck: I don't feel it's out there anymore. Do people still report on it? If you look at people who have a stable personal life, the rags get tired of them. I think we're heading to that place where they are together and that's their life and we better find someone new to create drama out of.

The producer of the Twilight movies...
is admitting that Rob and Kristen are in a relationship
AND he hopes they stay together.
"...where they are together and that's their life"


Massive Foaming.
I mean...
The Hyenas started circling and attacking poor Wyck...

"Wyck is full of shit."
"Wyck is lying"
"I wouldn't be surprised if Time 
edited out key words from Wyck's quotes."
"The 'producer guy' he isn't reliable at all."
"PR! PR! PR!"
"How would this asshole know anything about Rob and Kristen?"
" He's obviously DESPERATE to sell tickets to Eclipse"
"I HATE Wyck, he doesn't know what he's talking about!"
"He's just making up shit to appeal to the Robsten fans"
"Wyck sucks."

You get the drift.
Or the foam.
Shit was deep yesterday.
The producer of the Twilight movies...
Just answered a question.
It was his opinion...
based on what he obviously saw on a daily basis...
Things he saw...
and was privvy to...
in the safe atmosphere of a movie set.
We all see it.
This guy sees it too.
Even on a more intimate level.

Thanks Wyck...
for the 


Bye for now

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Rob and Kristen- The Young and the Necklace.

Kristen at Letterman.
She's all kinds of sexy in this picture.
And the hair??
The strawberry blonde...
Why does it look so good on her?
I'm not surprised.
Kristen can totally rock anything she does with her hair.
And by the way?

So. Again. WOW.
Is there any wonder why Robert is so smitten with Kristen?
He fell hard for her from the moment he met her.
Hard and Fast.
I'm talking about love here, folks...

Kristen was doing the NYC rounds yesterday and today.
Letterman last night.
Letterman was his usual douche-bag self.
I'm not a fan.
I'm not sure why Kristen or anyone else
would want to be on his show.
The man is not funny.
But honestly...
Dave was just being Dave
And although Kristen was taken by surprise
at the audience reaction...
I thought she handled herself pretty well.

This is from the Today Show.
I haven't seen this clip yet...

Well... what do you think?
Even though she has been wearing it non-stop
since Robert gave it to her...
And she DID have it on when she arrived at Letterman...
Did it break?
Did she decide to 'mess' with fans?
Was it at the jewelers getting cleaned?
Did Rob decide he doesn't like the red hair
and demand it back?

Will we ever see the necklace again?
What does this all mean???


Tune in tomorrow for

The Bold and the Necklace.
All My Necklaces.
One Necklace to Wear.
General Necklace.
The Young and the Necklace.
Days of Our Necklace.



Kristen after the Eclipse screening.
I know I mentioned yesterday that one of my bestest friends
(Let's call her "T")
was going to the screening.
She went.
And she got to meet Kristen!!!
She even has a picture of her and Kristen.
So now I hate her guts...
OK, I don't... I still love her.
But I'm a bit jealous.
I so adore Kristen.

T said that Kristen was 
"Utterly gorgeous"

Can you imagine Kristen looking even better
than she looks in pictures?
I mean...
She fucking KILLS in pictures...
I think I like EXQUISITE the best.

I love you, T.

Our dear Robert.

There hasn't been any pictures of him lately...
(So in Hater-logic he ceases to exist... Bwahahahaha!)
This picture is a good one to look at while
we wait for the next snippet of their lives.

And let's not forget that at 
Eclipse will be showing across the country...

I will be seeing it tomorrow...
at 12:30pm...
watching it on an ULTRA-screen...
in my reserved seat.
I can't wait.
 I don't have a choice...
You know what I mean.

Robert and Kristen
on the big screen...

Oh yeah.

Bye for now.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Thank You So Much.

I love this picture.
A lot.
Really a lot.
tons of a lot.

So I watched Remember Me last night.
With the commentary.
Robert was charming as always...
But he most definitely wasn't as giddy and goofy
as he was on the Twilight commentary.

I like Remember Me.
Robert is absolutely gorgeous in it.
He did a wonderful job...
But it's still just OK to me.
I could get into my reasoning...
But some things are better left unsaid.
And if you have come to realize anything about me
from reading my daily posts...
I RARELY let anything go unsaid.

Kristen going to... or landing in NYC.
I forget which.
Kristen and Taylor have a 'special' screening tonight...
And I might know someone who will be there.
Someone that I love and adore completely.
(I love you BFT 4ever!)
She's beyond excited and nervous...
and I can't stop SQUEEEEEEEEing for her!

Kristen is doing the NY rounds...
Regis and Kelly, Letterman...
 Such a busy hardworking girl.

While Kristen was flying across the country?
Robert was taking a meeting with Jeff Katzenberg.
And all I could think about??
What it would be like to be that can of lemonade...
Held tightly by those fingers...
Brushed against...
Those Lips.
I know.
I know...
Maybe something that should have remained 'unsaid' ?

There is still a lot of 'talk' about Kristen's gold band.
What it says.
What it means.
And both 'sides' are over-analzying the living fuck out of it.
Yes... I said living fuck.
Whatever the hell that is.
Does it REALLY matter?
Will we ever know the truth?
No... and No.
Unless Kristen happens to discuss it in an interview...
which I don't see happening anytime soon.

And yeah... I know I like to point out the 'necklace'...
But I just like to say how much Kristen obviously LOVES it...
How she always wears it...
And it irritates the Hyenas...
Which is always fun to do...
But I don't do a super HQ pic and try to decipher
exactly what it is around her neck.
That part doesn't matter to me...
as much as who gave it to her

 Protective Robert.
At least... that's *my* impression.
Kristen's shoes were hurting her...
Rob looks like he is taking care of her.

And... one more thing.
Haters seem to think that if there aren't pictures
of Rob and Kristen together in their 'down' time...
That they aren't spending it together.
How many private moments have we seen of either of these two?
Do you think they cease to exist just because someone
isn't there documenting their every move?
It's pretty obvious that Rob and Kristen have learned to
get around quite well without being papped.
Oh, and that would be the OPPOSITE of PR.
Silly mutts.

Just because.

Thank you, Robert Pattinson.
Thank you SO much.

Bye for now

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Rob and Kristen- It's Not a Big Deal?

It's NOT a big deal...

It doesn't mean anything...

It's all PR!

It's NO big deal!

It doesn't mean a thing...

It's PR! PR!

It's no big deal!!!


It's no big deal...

It's PR! PR! PR!

It's not a big deal...

Doesn't mean a thing...

Please be PR.

No. Big. Deal?








Bye for now.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Robsten Sarcastic Saturday!

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun
and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.
If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.
Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Look Everyone!

1. There is 'talk' about a ring that Kristen wears.
It's kinda a wedding band looking ring...
A gold band... that she wears a lot.
People are saying that it is inscribed with...
Is it?
Honestly? I have no idea what it says...
If anything.
I was going to put the picture here
but nah.
You see it? Cool.
I'm not sure what I see.

2. Kristen at a screening of "Welcome to the Riley's" last night.
Gorgeous as always.
The feedback about her performance has been
I really really (did I say really?)
want to see this movie.
I'm also a fan of James Gandolfini.
BIG fan.
So this movie is all kinds of win.

And is it just me...
Or has Kristen actually started showcasing her necklace?
I mean...
When she first got it (for her birthday... from Rob ;)
It was always kinda hidden under her clothes...
Well... now she seems to want everyone to see it.
She must really really (again with the really)
LOVE that necklace.

3. This is actually one of my fave pictures from the premiere.
It is so indicative of Robert and Kristen's relationship.
Now, I like Taylor. He's a sweet kid...
But he looked so out of place all night long.
It was all about Robert and Kristen.
 Robert was all about Kristen.
Kristen was all about Robert.

Yeah... Haters were like 'its just for work'
or some such bullshit.
But you don't have to look like there isn't anyone
else that matters on the face of the planet...
For work.
You just don't.
It's not part of the job description.
You pose together... sure...
But Rob looking all smitten and completely taken by Kristen?
That's all Robert.

4. A pic from the 'after' party.
Almost every picture of Rob...
You see Kristen.
Is that part of the 'job'?
They are together because that's where they want to be.
Lots of rumors about Rob and Kristen leaving together...
Going to a private 'after after' party.
Who knows.
But if previous behavior dictates anything...
Robert and Kristen were together.

5. So.
I was going to go into the rationalizations.
The excuses.
The denials.
Would there really be a point?
Other than to laugh at the insanity?
Like this example...
Rob said something about coming out as a couple
when the "sun turns black"
And that is somehow a denial.
No, it's not Rob's quirky sense of humor.
He literally meant when the sun goes black.
Of course he did.
Rob hasn't been deflecting that question
with humor for months now?
Is Kristen pregnant too?
I guess you will do what you need to do
to get through this...

6. There was a lot of angry foam after the premiere.
It bothered a lot of 'people' how close
Robert and Kristen looked.
How they were never far from the other.

But Robert and Kristen looked gorgeous.
Gloriously happy 
Incredibly connected

Just another Robsten Moment.

Can't wait for what's next!

Bye for now

Friday, June 25, 2010

Robert and Kristen- If a Picture...

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go? 
There's no one home but you
You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry
You come and pour yourself on me.
If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.

And when the world was through
Then one by one the stars would all go out
Then you and I would simply fly away...

 *Lyrics by David Gates*

Bye for now