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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!

¡ʎɐp pooƃ ɐ sʎɐʍןɐ sı ʇɹǝqoɹ ɥʇıʍ ʎɐp ɐ
˙˙˙ʎןsnoıɹǝs 'uɐǝɯ ı
˙ʇɹǝqoɹ ǝןʇʇıן ɐ op ʇsnɾ oʇ pǝpıɔǝp ı ʇnq
 ˙˙˙ʎɐpoʇ ʇsod oʇ ƃuıoƃ ʇ,usɐʍ ı

¿ʎǝɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹɐ 'pǝʇuǝןɐʇ ǝɹɐ ʎןןɐǝɹ ǝןdoǝd ǝɯos
˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇno suıʞdɯnd ʇɥƃıןıʍʇ/ʇɹǝqoɹ ןooɔ ʎןןɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʍǝɟ ɐ ʇsod

¿pɐǝɹ oʇ pɹɐɥ ʇı sı
¿ʎɐs noʎ op ʇɐɥʍ
˙ƃuıʎouuɐ ʇıq ɐ sı ƃuıɥʇ uʍop ʇǝsdn ƃuıdʎʇ sıɥʇ ɟı ƃuıɹǝpuoʍ ɯɐ ı uǝɥʇ puɐ

˙ǝɔınɾ uıʞdɯnd ɟo sʇoן ʞuıɹp puɐ
˙˙˙ʎpuɐɔ ɟo sʇoן puɐ sʇoן ʇɐǝ
¡uǝǝʍoןןɐɥ ʎddɐɥ
 ɐ sɐɥ ǝuoʎɹǝʌǝ ǝdoɥ op ı

People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather,
they have gray fluff (foam)
that's blown into their heads by mistake.
~Winnie the Pooh~

This post is brought to you by the letters *H* and *F*

F for Friends.
You find them in the strangest places.

Bye for now


Saturday, October 30, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Up Close and Personal

Not much going on right now.
Robert and Kristen going to Rio soon...
Good thing they've been practicing for the honeymoon scenes
for the last 2 years
*wink wink nudge nudge*

Don't you just love the above picture?
I never get tired of looking at the gloriously happy face
that Robert has in this set of pictures.
And our dear sweet Kristen...
holding on to his hand
(contrary to foaming opinion)
It just makes me smile.
Get that?
The huge difference between people like me...
Who believe they are together
We smile and are happy to see 
Robert and Kristen smile and be happy.
Unlike some people...
Who only spew bitter hatred
and are just so damn ANGRY all the time!
So very very angry.
What a way to spend your time...
all pissed off because 2 people want to be together.

So since there isn't much to talk about today...
I thought I would pull out random Robert/Kristen pictures...
and kinda giggle...
and maybe TWIRL a little.
Remember these?

Oh how these pictures were debated.
Such fun!
I think PR was even thrown about here as well
as the overused comment...

"They can't hear each other so they have to get close
to talk over the music.
I talk that way all the time with my friends
when we are at concerts"

And while that MIGHT explain the first part of that picture...
The second part?
Not so much.
Unless Rob is lip reading...
And he has to place his lips on Kristen's lips to do it.
Lip reading.
That's it!

ALMOST the same picture that I always post.
Except Robert's head isn't touching Kristen's... yet.
Robert must really be a 'close talker'...
It's like everytime he has something to say to Kristen...
He puts his face really really
close to Kristen.

Let's see...




Well... you get the point.

At least you should get the point...
Because you'd have to be blind
or at least blinded by hatred and jealousy
to not get the point.
Am I stirring a bit too much today?
Yeah... possibly.
But sometimes a girls just got to do
what a girls got to do.

And if you've gotten this far in my post...
and don't like what I am saying
Why are you still here?
You might want to ask yourself that question.
Enough poking the beast
I love this picture of Kristen
because she has such a HUGE smile on her beautiful face.
She has looked so so so happy the last few times
we have seen her in public.

I love happy Kristen.
She deserves to be happy.
And how lucky for her that Robert
happens to be the one to make her happy?
So Kristen puts a huge smile on Robert's face...
and Robert puts a huge smile on Kristen's face.
There aint NOTHING wrong with that.

And well...
I'm just posting this picture because
Robert looks completely intoxicating!
The man travels well.
And I'm all about the sunglasses for some strange reason.
I love his eyes
(Like the banner? I mean... HELLO Gorgeous!)
But in this picture
he's got the scruff...
and the sunglasses...
and he looks
That's all there is to it.


I have a party tonight...
and I intend to drink the  BWitches brew all night long!
So I hope you all have a great weekend!!

Closing thoughts.

1. Do you REALLY think Robert and Kristen
aren't staying together in Baton Rouge?
Come on...
I know desperation can play tricks on people...
But  Really???
Let me just add...
and many more HA's after that.

2. I don't have a 2
It just happens to be my favorite number.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *S*

T for...
So much TWIRLING to do...
How can we possibly squeeze it all in??

S for Smitty.
Consider this a virtual hug.

“You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you.
You have to go to them sometimes.” 
~ Winnie the Pooh

Bye for now

Friday, October 29, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Smiling That Smile

Ask and you shall receive. 
People all over the world begging for a peek at Robert...
And he makes this incredibly adorkable video for a school.
Isn't this one of the reasons we all fell so hard for the guy in the first place?
Why yes... yes it is.
And let's take a good look at our boy...
His hair is pretty short...
But I'm sure it will be more Edwardish by the time they start filming.
And his face.
What a face.
But is it just me... or does the boy look young?
I swear in the last couple of Twilight movies
Edward was starting to look his age...
But look at Robert here
He can almost pass for a teenager.

It's just good to see his face.
And see him being all cute and funny
and well...
Just SEEING him.

Thank you Robert!

In a lot of places...
Welcome To The Rileys is opening today.
Not here, unfortunately...
But in major cities across the land.
(the land?)
I cannot tell you HOW MUCH I want to see this movie.
The little bits I have seen look fantastic.

Of course the bitter haters are out in full force...
because as soon as Kristen starts getting praised for anything
They have to rip and shred and foam all over it.
All I know is what I see.
Kristen looks fantastic in this movie and her acting is getting
a lot of positive reviews.
Does everyone love it?
Of course not... but you can't please everyone, can you?
The people who work with Kristen...
Their opinions are what matters
and they all love what she does
and they have nothing but wonderful things to say about her.
I will get to decide for myself.

I post this picture a lot, don't I?
I know I do.
But I do have reasons.

Robert up close and personal with Kristen.
Looking so happy.
Getting so close.

2. I also love it because it shoots down the bullshit 
that Rob and Kristen always look so 'miserable' together.
That there aren't ANY pictures of them looking like a couple.
They look pretty damn coupley to me.
Picture is crystal clear.
No doubt about it.

3. LOVE IT!!!

Just posting this because I love how Thomas is
protecting Kristen.
I love it.
Wouldn't it be nice to know that Tom is on your side?
That you can always count on him?
Thank you Thomas... for taking care of her.
Halloween is almost upon us...
And while I don't get too crazy about it...
I usually do a party or two to celebrate.
Nothing wrong with having some pumpkin juice!

So I'm kinda with Maxine on this one...
I'm liking the "Bitching Hour"
Except it pretty much runs 24/7 around these parts.
IF you know what I mean.
And I think you do.

So this post has been brought to you by the letters
*T* and *M*

T for TWIRLING!!!!
Because EVERYONE is doing it now...
(even those that whined about it)

M for MulliganStu!
Couldn't resist.
Bye for now

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Rob and Kristen- It's What You See

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
GORGEOUS picture of Kristen.
A lot of WTTR clips are all over the place.
She's brilliant in this role.
When I see her all broken and sad...
I get a bit teary
I want to hug her.
I want to take care of her.
I want to protect her.
I would LOVE for this movie to do well...
I would LOVE for Kristen to get some recognition for her
acting in this movie.

I love the whole "Baloo the Bear and Mowgli" comparison.
I mean...
If anyone is a big ol' bear...
It's James Gandolfini.
And tiny, slender Mowgli...
Needing someone to take care of him.
It's Kristen's character.
Love it.

I really NEED to see this movie.

Sweet sweet Robert.
Where for art thou?
I get it.
You are lying low.
I don't blame you.
But all the stupid 'sightings' are getting on my nerves.
All you need to do is pop your head outside for a second.
That's all.
Just let us have a peek at you.
Let us know you are OK...
Let us know you are all Edward now...
I cannot wait to see Breaking Dawn Edward!
Oh who the hell am I kidding.
I always want to see Robert's Edward.
I like Robert's Edward.
Roberts Edward.
Sounds like some random guy.
'Nice to meet you Mr. Edward.
But what kind of name is Roberts?"

Ah... sweet Thomas.
Shopping with sweet Carey.
I feel a cavity forming as I write this.

Yeah... so I got a bit of static because
my last few posts haven't really been about Robert.
"What's the name of your blog?"
I get it.
But like I just said...
Robert isn't exactly doing anything for me to write about.
You know?
And here we have adorably cute Tom...
Who would be cuter without so much hair on his face...
But I digress...
Here is Tom.
Getting all kinds of press for hanging out with Carey Mulligan.
Lots of pictures.
Lots of opinions.
Some good ones are that Summit is paying him
to hang out with Carey in Los Angeles...
FAR away from Robert and Kristen.
I'm sure Tom lives his life for Summit, too.
As long as Tom is happy?
I'm happy.

Do you ever wonder if this ever happened in real life?
I don't see Robert getting down on one knee...
I do see him wanting to get married.
To Kristen.
Why does that make me giggle?
Because I know there would be a foam explosion
if/when it happens.
Final thoughts.
Rob and Kristen haven't been seen 'out and about'
They are working.
And when they aren't working...
Just where do you think they are?
“It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.”
~Henry David Thoreau 
My eyes are WIDE open.
This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *T*

B for Baloo the Bear!
and Baby.
and Button.
(Don't ask)

T for TWIRL!

Let's TWIRL with Baloo and Mowgli!

Let's TWIRL again...
Like we did last summer.
Let's TWIRL again
Like we did last year!
Do you remember when, 
things were really hummin',
Come on, let's TWIRL again,
TWIRLING time is here!
Bye for now

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Rob and Kristen- Melt Into Each Others Arms

OK... OK!
I wrote about Thomas yesterday...
Not so much about Robert.
But where the hell IS Robert?
And if he doesn't show his pretty face...
I just go with what is being talked about.
And yesterday was ALL about Tom.

Still nothing.
Could Brazil be in the near future?
Gorgeous location...
I'm thinking that they won't have to work TOO hard
on the 'get me while I'm human' scenes...
You know what I mean?

So I open up the blog this morning
and the first song that came on...
"I'll Be Your Lover, Too"
LOVE Robert singing that song.
LOVE Robert singing.
Where the hell is that CD??

Since there isn't much to say today
(But I'm still doing a good job of saying nothing)

Listen to Robert sing.
It touches my heart.
Look at Robert and Kristen...
They touch my heart... too.

I'll be your man
And I'll understand

And I'll do my best
To take good care of you

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
 And I'll be your lover too
Yeah yeah
Yes I will

Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.
And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms

And when you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms

You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
I'll be your lover, too.

So Smitten.

This post is brought to you by the letters *M* and *S*

M for MELTING into each others arms.

S for...

You haven't.
Not even close.

Bye for now

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Rob and Kristen- T-Shirts = Love ;)

A LOT of chatter about this recent turn of events.
Carey Mulligan spotted in the company of dear sweet Thomas?
Can it be true?

If you follow the the clothes theory...
You know...
Carey 'looks' like she is wearing Tom's shirt.
if this is true...
Where did she get it?

I kind of envision a huge big pile of clothes...
And everyone just grabs whatever is closest
(and hopefully cleanest)
And just pulls it on without thinking
I don't know...
I mean... people taking clothes on and off...
You know what I mean?
Makes  ya wonder.

But I will be honest...
I don't think sharing a t-shirt is an epic sign of true love...
although I do find it kinda cute.
And I do think it shows a level of... closeness.
And I personally like wearing my husband's t-shirts
They're roomier... comfy
and sometimes I can smell him on them...
Kinda nice.

So let's get back to Miss Mulligan.
Recently broken up with Shia Labeouf...
And now she has the the misfortune of being thrown
into the Twilight fandom.
Poor dear.
I like the girl.
She's adorably cute
she's a wonderful actress...
And I hope whatever is going on with 
Tom and Carey...
They are happy.
But let's not forget the drama surrounding this...
You know...
Obviously Carey and Kristen are acquainted.
Carey is British... has worked with friends of Tom...
so who knows where they met or how long they have known each other.
Does it really matter?
People are getting their knickers all twisted
when it's said that Kristen introduced them.
They can't have that.

It seems hard for some people to realize that
Tom and Kristen are friends.
Tom and Robert are friends.
Robert and Kristen are together.
It is what it is, folks.

Oh and...
Does anyone REALLY view Tom as a threat
to Robert and Kristen's relationship?
Didn't think so.
*insert lame rolling eyes smiley here*

Both Robert and Thomas seem very fond of these plaid shirts.
If Carey were wearing THIS shirt of Toms...
Then I would have to admit there is something going on...
Tom loves that shirt.
He wears that shirt a lot.
So for him to give it up to a girl?
He would really really REALLY have to like her.
You know what I mean??
Do you??
So keep your eyes peeled!

But the Pièce de résistance?

The gray stoli t-shirt...

Robert has said recently that it has gone missing.

But now...

IF Kristen showed up wearing that shirt?

THAT shirt??

Well... then you know how fucking serious 

Robert would have to be about her.

I mean...

That shirt is ICONIC now.

With the 'GET OFF MY DICK' a close second.

Which of course... Robert and Kristen have already shared.



That's all I have to say for now.

So I thought I would end on this lovely picture

of scruffy Thomas and beanie Robert.

Good stuff.

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for T-shirt sharing!!!

The new way to say "I love you"!!


Be ready...



I miss your face.

Bye for now


Monday, October 25, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Soon...

Robert Pattinson?
Is that you?

I hate going through Robert withdrawal.
It kinda sucks.
And what sucks even more is that I still go through it.
It's not like there aren't a zillion and one pictures of him 
out there everywhere you turn...
You know?
I mean...
I personally have 40 separate folders of Robert pictures.
(Too much? Too little? Just enough?)
So I have Robert at my fingertips
(Shit... I wish)
Anytime I want to look at him... there he is!
So why do I miss him when he's not around for a while?
What's THAT all about?
Oh how I wish I knew.
Oh how I wish I understood the reasoning behind my
fervent desire to see Robert every couple of days.
Any old way.
I know where Robert is.
I mean... I think he's in Baton Rouge with the rest
of the cast... doing preproduction or whatever for the movie.
But of course you hear stuff...
Like him and Kristen are off somewhere shooting those
steamy, sexy "do me while I'm still human" shots.
Who knows?

There really haven't been a lot of Rob/Kristen sightings in BR
There was some video store that said they were there
buying some game or something...
Ho Hum.

And look.
I GET that they don't want to put up with the bullshit.
And I GET that I'm a selfish bitch who is only thinking 
of herself when she whines about not seeing Rob.
I get it.
But I don't give a shit.
I want what I want.

It's not like I'm just missing Robert.
I'm missing Kristen, too.
I like her.
I like seeing her with Rob.
I like seeing Rob with her.

Most of all...
I LOVE the reaction that explodes whenever they are together.
The excuses.
The rationalizations.
The ridiculous explanations to try to reason away
why Robert and Kristen are always together.
On set... and Off.
I do so enjoy watching the show.
The entertainment value is priceless!

I love the look on Kristen's face here.
"Robert is MINE."
Love it.
And Rob doesn't mind it.
Not One Little Bit.

Kristen's hand on Robert's thigh...
Kinda like...

Yeah... kinda like THIS.
Because although some people try like hell to convince themselves
that Kristen's hand isn't on his thigh?
A Pic and it DID happen!
And the smiles on their faces make it even better!

You know how it goes.
" I have guy friends who I put my hand on their thigh
while they are grasping my wrist while we are both laughing...


So have I been bitchy today?
Not really.
It's not much fun poking a sad, defeated hyena...

But I'm sure there will be something...
Something that will cause MAJOR FOAMING.
And we can all sit back and enjoy the show.


This post is brought to you by the letters *M* and *B*

M for MISSING Robert and Kristen
Can't wait!

B for...
I'm STILL laughing!!

Good Times.

Bye for now