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Monday, July 28, 2014

Free Your Mind...

"New/Old pics from Cannes 2012"

THIS is how you suck a neck!

Well damn.
I NEVER get tired of this stuff.
I don't care if its two years old...
It's fucking beautiful.


Let's move on to the hip happenings 
going on in our wonderful blessed fandom 
this past week.

Let's see.

1.  Gorgeous picture of Rob.

What's he been up to?


'Maps To The Stars' will have its North American Premiere
 at the 2014 Toronto International Film Festival in Sept. 


Plus he is going to London the first week of August
to promote The Rover!
So more promo Rob!!

And a 'new' interview with The Vent.
It's pretty good.
I like when they let Rob talk.
It's always interesting.
One of the quotes that stands out?

Q: How do you deal with appearing so frequently in the tabloids?

“I don’t read them. I think I’m slowly trying my best
 to get out of all that kind of media, 
just being in gossip magazines and stuff.
 I don’t quite know how to do it, but I’m trying my best.”

2. Lovely Kristen.

Well... she's in Japan
getting ready to film "EQUALS"
with this guy...

Nicholas Hoult

I kinda like him.
I have an affinity for tall lanky guys 
with British accents and blue eyes.
I guess I have a 'type'...

Fan pics from Japan!

And let's not forget that
will also be showing at TIFF in Sept!!

How lucky is Julianne Moore?
Two movies at TIFF
one with Rob... one with Kristen.
What an interesting cross connection...

I'm always so excited when Rob/Kristen
start a new project.

Everything is Win/Win!

There are a lot of people who would LOVE it if
Rob and Kristen
were indeed married with a baby.
I would be positively THRILLED for them.
Just saying it doesn't make it so.
Even when you invent Expert Cousins
who oh so conveniently appear to back up your claims.
How fortunate!
A Cousin who supposedly knows Rob and Kristen are married...
That Rob won't change a poopy 'nappie'
Yet for some reason is focused on
pink flamingos and backpacks?

 And that brings us to the
"Forensic Face Recognition Experts"
Um. OK. Sure.
I'm 99.9999999999999% sure that
even IF (and that's a big fucking if)
such intricate identifications were indeed possible
That these people wouldn't be wasting their time
with some dark fuzzy indistinct pictures
of two actors from some random blog
trying to prove that it was indeed
Rob and Kristen at the Taco Truck!
(Or in the library with the lead pipe!)
Who the FUCK even cares?
Why would they even bother with such minor details if they have
already determined that Rob and Kristen are married?

Its not the message that anyone cares about
If you want to believe that
Rob and Kristen
have a house full of babies
and live on the moon
that's entirely up to you...
Believe whatever you want!
Its the messenger.
There hasn't been any real honest truth
(or actual PROOF)
to any thing that has been said.
More than a few of you get downright nasty
whenever anyone doesn't agree with your opinion.
You lie to people.
You lie about people.
How can anyone prove you wrong
when you haven't been right?

Final thoughts.

1. This whole 'woe is me
quit picking on me' victim bullshit
is getting kinda old.
I've been writing this blog for almost 6 years.
(I know... I know)
And I've learned
sometimes rather painfully
That when you put out opinions
and blunt points of views
Sometimes you get love back
But... alas
You're gonna get hate, too.
Who knew?
But hey... it comes with the territory.
Not everyone is going to agree with you
Not everyone is going to like you.
You put shit out there...
You get shit back.
Its the nature of the game.
I suggest you deal with it
Quit your fucking whining
and listen to "Garden Party"

"But it's all right now
I've learned my lesson well
You see you can't please everyone
So you got to please yourself"

Believe me.
You will be a whole lot happier.

2. I think its hilarious that people
let other people
tell them who
to follow... or unfollow on Twitter.
I guess the term "sheep"
can be sadly appropriate sometimes.

I don't care who you follow.
I don't look through peoples lists
and let that dictate whether or not I like them.
If they make me laugh.
Make me think.
If I find myself interested in what they have to say
and they are decent people
I will follow them.
It's really that simple.
Why would you let someone else
tell you who you should like?

3. I adore Tom Sturridge
And don't even fucking
think you know.
You don't.

4. Hey! I have an expert too!
She just called and said...

"I'm fine. We're fine."

This blog is brought to you by Francis.

Lighten the fuck up.

If you find yourself getting mad and yelling
and being all upset and angry
over things that don't impact your life
over thing you can't control...
You will never be happy.

And that's a shame.

Because being happy is fucking great.
I highly recommend it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Free Your Mind...
The Rest Will Follow.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Save the Best for Last

Before you go any further...
Remember that if you don't have a sense of humor,
are paranoid and defensive
or can't understand the concept of sarcasm...

Consider yourself warned.

Summer has been busy, hasn't it?
I mean...
We are already half way through July!

I'm not a fan of summer.
Never have been.
Too hot.

Too many bugs.
Too many people.
And not enough weekends to get everything
in that you need to do.
Everyone jams every party
and wedding and get together
into 3 short months.
It's exhausting.

So where are we with Rob and Kristen 
so far this summer?


The Rover came out.
We got some delicious Rob promotion.

Black and white
Hand heading for the hair...

That's pretty fucking OK.

Yeah... it wasn't a box office smash...
but you know what?
Rob was!
He was amazing.
Critics loved his performance.
And he wore sunglasses with scruff
with a big smile on his face at Cannes.

LIFE is good.

Kristen has had an equally wonderful summer.
Paris fashion week.

Kristen cut her hair...

and rocked every strand.
I swear.
The girl can do any style
any color
any length
and still look better than anyone.


OK then.

let's discuss the following picture.

A picture of Kristen walking with her friend.
That's all it is.

So what were some of the clever deductions
of a picture of two people walking?

Kristen is gay.
She cut her hair!
She's walking with a woman!!!
Why can't she stay away from her??
They share t-shirts!
Why must she hang out with girls???
Kristen is wearing her t-shirt pulled out again...
Is that a bump?
Does this mean she's pregnant again already??


1. Kristen cut her hair for a movie role.
Since when is that a sign of being a lesbian?
Hair length doesn't determine sexuality.

2. Kristen is walking with her good friend.
She hangs out with her female friends.
For some reason...
other women can hang out with friends
(AND cut their hair short)
and it is perfectly acceptable.

Kristen does it and she is immediately 
harboring a secret lover.

3. When Kristen and her friend 
wear the same t-shirts
its considered an epic romance!
When Kristen and Rob share t-shirts
it's considered...  coincidence.
Double standard?
And convenient how people overlook
between Rob and Kristen and their friends
in the past.

4. I received an email telling me
that i was DELUSIONAL if I didn't see
how gay Kristen was.
It's because I'm not desperate to separate her
from her years long relationship with Rob.
The Robsessed Mommies out there
who hate Kristen with the heat of a million suns
will cling to ANYTHING
to push the picture of Rob and Kristen 
together out of their minds.
She must be gay...
because then it means that 
Rob NEVER touched her or was intimate with her!
It was all PR!
It was fake!

Rob is still chaste and pure
and free of Kristen!
He's still OUR Rob!
It never happened!!

Except it did.
There are countless pictures
of Rob and Kristen
holding hands
Sharing a home.
Sharing dogs.
Sharing a life.

You can't erase that
with your shrill desperate cries.

Final Thoughts.

1. I don't need fake sources
and made up 'experts'
to believe in Rob and Kristen.

I have hope and faith in them...
I don't need bullshit lies
from needy people who are desperate
for attention so they just make shit up
and stick a 'FACT' sticker on it.

There is no chance in hell
that there is any source
that is revealing such intimate personal information
to anyone.
Especially people who immediately
scream said intimate personal information
from the highest mountain they can find.
Not happening.

2. The word "TRUTH" is thrown about
pretty handily in this fandom...
So hows this?
The TRUTH will show itself soon enough.
It always does.

3. Some people can't seem to go a day
without mentioning this blog or my name.
Obsessed much?
And truly... stop playing the victim.
Nobody is buying it.
Did you really think you could relentlessly
attack people who disagreed with you
and call them vile disgusting names
and not have it handed back to you?
You reap what you sow.

This post is brought to you by:

Rob and Kristen...
Saving the Best for Last

Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes
Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish
You'd tell me this was love
It's not the way I hoped or how I planned
But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face
Isn't this world a crazy place?
Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

And last and definitely the BEST...

Thomas Sturridge.


Until next time.

Bye for now


Sunday, July 6, 2014

Oh Come On!

Enough with the fucking conspiracy theories
every time a picture comes out that you don't like
or doesn't fit into your lame agenda.
(and that goes to all sides of the lunatic fringe)

First we got this picture...
I will be honest
I was a bit skeptical.
Not because of Rob being at a damn party
(why wouldn't he be? It was a holiday!)
But because I'm a fucking cynic.
I didn't use to be so cynical...
But this fandom is so fucked up
You have to take EVERYTHING with a huge block of salt.
I mean...
It looked like Rob... but with blurry edges.
And as we all know
there is nothing blurry about Rob's edges.
And then Malkin and E! came out with their story.
If anything that makes me even more distrustful.
I mean... E!?
You know...
The ones who CONFIRMED that Rob was dating
both Riley and Dylan.
(not at the same time... or was it?)
Let's face it
When it comes to Rob and/or Kristen
E!'s sources are no better than 
cousins and aunts and friends... oh my.

 "He was wearing a hat and trying to stay undercover, 
a fellow partygoer tells me. 
He hung out at a corner table
 and was flirtatious with multiple girls all night.
 He stayed through the performances and was really enjoying himself.
Rob seemed extremely into the music, 
smiling and dancing nearly the whole time," another eyewitness said."

What I DO have a problem with is how E! just embellishes shit.
Rob was wearing a hat and hanging out at a corner table.
He was trying to stay undercover.
Flirting with multiple girls?
Well... none of these girls have cameras? Twitter?
In fact... all we get are two rather shitty pictures from this party
where Rob is in the background
Come on.
Rob was dancing?
Was this while he was 'undercover'
And not one picture?
See... E! always goes a step too far.
They should have stopped with 
'extremely into the music and enjoying himself'.

Then another pic came out.
That definitely looks like Rob.
Some people were comparing his profile
If you follow Rob in any capacity...
You can tell this is him.
Even Cynical Rose can see that much.

So then the conspiracy theories begin!

"The pictures are old! 
Those pics aren't real... they've been photoshopped!
That can't be Rob because he's
English and they don't celebrate the fourth of July!
And wait... If it IS Rob then Kristen has to be there
because oh look! Is that Clare?
Its a family gathering!"

People are strange.

Rob was at a fucking party.
Why is everything so dramatic?
Because Kristen wasn't there?
(if she were... we would have heard about it)

And while there were some sightings
of Kristen in Hawaii and NYC...
I will remain skeptical and cynical on that as well.
I don't believe a couple of random tweets anymore.
I don't even believe in pictures unless they 
are clear and don't need red circles and arrows.

And please give it up on the 
"Rob doesn't celebrate the Fourth of July" stuff.
He went to a party.
He doesn't have to swear allegiance to the
United States of America.
Good grief.


And now for a brief intermission
to remember why we are here...

I love this picture.
Very... Rob.
I love profile shots for some reason.
I think if it were in Black/White
It would be perfection.

And yes...
Kristen in profile is... stunning.


So since there is a lull in Rob/Kristen activity lately...
You know how it goes.
Lots of dog discussions going on.
(Hours... days at a time)
But outside of an occasional sighting
(and really when is the last time we saw Kristen?)
Not much happening at the moment.

What have we learned?

1. That Rob and Kristen can stay out of sight
and live their lives out of the public eye...
If they want to.

2. That some people will continue to be cryptic
"I know something you don't know"
You know shit.
Your authority isn't good.
People telling you what you want to hear
isn't 'fact'.

3. Stop telling me what I can write about.
My blog.
My opinion.
If you don't like it...
tough shit.
I don't care.
If I want to talk about babies... I will.
If I want to talk about carrots. 
I will.
If I want to talk about baby carrots...
then I shall!

4. Rob and Kristen.
If you want to believe they are over...
that's up to you
If you want to believe they are happily married
with a bouncing baby girl
enjoy your moment.
If you want to believe that they have stepped back
for professional and personal reasons
but remain in each others lives...
(and still deeply connected)
Then come sit next to me.

But can you at least believe whatever you want
without attacking people on twitter
who don't happen to agree with you?
Stop haunting instagram
and twitter
and facebook and gossip cop
and trying to force feed your opinion
down everyone's throat.
You won't change anyone's mind.
This isn't your job.
You don't work for Rob and/or Kristen

You do realize that this ongoing
tedious nauseating drama
just resides in this fandom... right?
This is NOT Rob and Kristen's reality.
They aren't reading your tweets or blogs
they aren't concerned with what other people believe.
They are too busy living their lives
the way they want to.
They don't care what we want.

Final thought?

I want Rob and Kristen to be happy.
It's really that simple.
I want them to have successful fulfilling careers
and love what they are doing...
for as long as they want to.

Yeah... I still think they are happiest
with each other.
I don't believe they are over.
But hey...
That's just me.
Wherever they go from here
I'm just along for the ride.
I don't get to tell them where to go.

And as long as they do this...

I'm ALL fucking good.

Smile and be happy.
You should try it.
It's not bad.

This post is brought to you by:

A fan of both.

I love how some people cannot conceive
that you can be a fan of more than one person
at a time.
I happen to adore BOTH Rob and Kristen
That hasn't changed.
Just because YOU hate one or the other
doesn't mean everyone has to choose.
I don't
I won't
And truly...
 if you're a Rob or Kristen "fan" only...
Does that mean you can't like another actor?
Or any other kind of celebrity?
What kind of fucked up logic is that anyway?
Only bitter hags with those small blackened hearts
 only have space to 'love' one person at a time.
Normal heart people don't have those limitations.
(I hope you never have more than one child-- or any children)

and where would a post be without Tom?

I adore him.

Until next time.

Bye for now