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Wednesday, June 1, 2016



I feel it.
So fucking satisfied.

As a fan of Kristen...
How can I be anything... BUT satisfied?

2016 has been a helluva year so far
hasn't it?
The girl never stops.
And you can't stop looking... can you?

She's fucking magnetic.
You HAVE to see what she is doing.
Who she's with.
You can't help it.
Because we are DRAWN to her.
That's part of what makes her a star.
Part of her CHARM.

Certain Women
Cafe Society
Personal Shopper

I want to see them ALL.

Kristen's stunning beauty is satisfying.
That she is the face of Chanel...
That people care about what she wears.
That she is edgy
And cool
and always gorgeous
without even trying.

You know what else is extremely satisfying?

That all the Bitter Bettys were so wrong about her.
The ones who screeched that her career was over
and no one would ever work with her again...
That she was DONE.
I hope they are choking on the bitter.

Oh how satisfying.
All the critics who love her...
All the praise for her performances


Guess what else is gratifying?
Whenever a picture of Rob and Twigs shows up.

Not because I care about their relationship
(sorry... nope)
But for a couple of reasons.
1. Rob seems happy.
That's cool.
but more so for
The Baby Cray who lose their shit
every time a new picture shows up that
proves them to be fucking liars.

I don't know why...
but there is immense satisfaction 
when they make up excuses
and pretend to 'know something you don't know'
again and again
Rob and Twigs are just living their life
(in NY lately)
and again and again
the Cray

It doesn't matter how many times you claim
they are wearing the same clothes...
or jewelry...
or if they see each others friends socially.
They aren't sending you signs.
There are no talkative cousins.
There are NO sources.
Rob and Kristen are NOT together.
They are NOT hiding 2.5 babies.

They could be in the same State.
Standing side by side.
And it wouldn't make any difference.
Because they are not together.
Don't these people get tired of being wrong
ALL the damn time??
EVERY picture of R/T together is a lie?
EVERY person who sees them together is a liar?
Does that seem logical in any sense of the word?
Why do I bother trying to find logic
with the illogical?

No marriage
No children
Do Not Pass GO
Do not collect $200

And you know what else is incredibly satisfying???

Not giving a flying fuck
(is that like... the mile high club?)
About Rob OR Kristen's relationships.
God... how nice it is to be over that bullshit.
To sit back and laugh at the angst and drama...
From a distance.

Sorry Twigs and Alicia.
But I just don't.
It's not personal.
Maybe it's me...
(but I really think it's you.)
Rob looks happy.
Kristen looks gloriously happy.
And that's truly all that matters.

Is Kristen working her ass off
making lots of interesting movies?
Is she doing lots of promo and events?

Does Rob have sex hair reminiscent of 2009?
Is he making movies at his own pace
and doing what he wants to do?


Tom Sturridge.
Those eyes...


Lets not forget about the extremely satisfying
Nicholas Hoult.
Did I say extremely?
Why yes...
Yes I did.

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try 
and I try 
and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no


This post is brought to you 
by being happy
and accepting the truth
when it is right in front of your face.

It will be OK.
The world still spins
even though Rob and Kristen
are no longer together.
Come down to earth
and check it out.

Until next time

Bye for now.

Happy Birthday Marilyn