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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

You Know Less Now

Random Rose.

1. I adore Rob and Kristen.
Let's get that straight right now.
Both of them.
Together or separately...
I will always be their fan.
I will ALWAYS be on their side.
And I can't tolerate trashing/insulting
of either of them.
Enough of the conspiracy theories
and talk of 'war' between Rob and Kristen.
Complete Bullshit.
Leave. Them. Alone.

2. This fandom is so fucked right now.
If I ever thought it was fucked before...
Man oh man
This latest drama has really shown me
that I had no idea just HOW fucked it is.

Every little thing...
Every minute detail
Brings about so much hate
so much angst
so much worry
so much drama.
It's so TEDIOUS.
Isn't it?

I have a feeling that Rob and Kristen 
are handling this SO MUCH BETTER
than their fans.
Know why?
Because they know what is going on.
They have the luxury of truth and knowledge...
Perspective and reality.

"They’re reacting to what they think they know,
 but they don’t know."
~David Croneberg

“People are just going to write the movie version of your life
 and consume it the way they please,
I get the inclination to be entertained by that as well,
so go for it.
 Have at it. Take it. Take it.
But you knew nothing about my relationship before. 
You know less now.
 How could you?"
~Kristen Stewart

Sometimes Kristen hanging out with girlfriends
is just Kristen hanging out with girlfriends.
Sometimes Rob driving somewhere doesn't
have to mean the apocalypse is upon us.
Sometimes a truck parked in your own driveway...
is just a truck parked in your driveway.
Someday you will have to realize that 
we see flashes of their lives.
Surely you don't really believe that anyone can
obtain extensive knowledge of what people are 
thinking and feeling with just a moment caught on camera?

You think you know?
You think Gossip Rags know?


3. I've been rather busy with "REAL LIFE"
(not fake life...mind you)
Someone close to me has a terminal illness.
I have some travel coming up.
So my fandom participation has been
and will continue to be sporadic.

So I have no desire to spend what online time I do have
with bullshit... you know?
Life is too fucking short.
Sometimes you have to learn that the hard way.

Rob and Kristen will be OK.
They will do what is best for their relationship.
And isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
They will figure it out.
(Hopefully they will get the fuck outta LA
and find a nice quiet isolated spot to do just that)
I have complete faith in both of them.
What we want... or don't want
 doesn't matter.

 And as we all know in life,
 it’s useless to obsess about things
 over which we have no control. 

4. Someone who posts pretty regularly on this blog
(I don't think she wants to be mentioned here)
put up a link to this cartoon.
Stop being Chicken Little
and letting someone else tell you what to believe...
The sky isn't fucking falling.
You should be able to see that for yourself.

"Don't believe everything you read, Brother."

This post is brought to you by Speculation.

Sometimes it can be interesting...
Sometimes people take it too far.
Sometimes you gotta learn to sit back
and laugh at it and have fun.
Because if you're so fucking miserable
and so fucking put out by this...
Why on earth are you still here?

And this post is brought to you by 
my undying adoration of 
Thomas Sturridge

Always a bright shining light
on a sometimes cloudy day.

And by..

When will I see you again?

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Green Sheep Forever
Be happy.
It will be OK.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Car, Car, Truck, Truck, Car, Car.

 People keep asking me my thoughts on this whole break ...
I think I've made myself pretty clear.

It's kinda like the above picture to me...
Connected. Close.
But looking in different directions.
For now.

Does that mean I believe the bullshit being regurgitated
by the gossip rags?
Don't be fucking ridiculous.

There is SO much speculation right now
and what exactly is it based on?
A couple of pics of Kristen in some room...
Some pics of Kristen driving in a car.
Some pics of Rob driving a truck.
Some more pics of Kristen in a car..
Even more pics of Rob driving in a truck
and then some pics of Kristen
hanging with some friends.
(but leaning on a car...)

Take out the agenda driven narrative given to us
by a pap who makes his living
harassing and stalking Rob and Kristen...
(Thus fueling the Rags and the Hags)
And what do you have?

You have made Harvey Levin of TMZ
say something that actually makes sense...
(and you have NO idea how much that pains me
to even type that)

"You're trying to connect dots
that may not connect."

I think this fandom is not only driven by drama...
But it's addicted to it.

 Final Thoughts.

1. Just like last summer...
This drama has brought out the worst in the Ninnie Fringe.
Even now...
When they 'hope' they have what they want
(and you know they are still worried)

They can't just focus on Rob
like they always complained they want to do...
They still constantly obsess over Kristen
Every hour.
Every day.
Kristen fucking owns you.

2. Tom and Andrew

Cute. Fucking. Cute.
The only thing that could make this better
is to have Rob sandwiched somewhere in-between.
But I will take this.
Any day.
Any where.
Any time.

3. It's the same car.
I see a ring.
Learn to recognize sarcasm.
If some sleazy lowlife was stalking you
you would be pissed off too.
The pics aren't staged.
Everything their Friends tweet/post
doesn't have to do with Rob and Kristen.
There is no conspiracy.
Nick and Ruth aren't at war.
There never was a PR contract.
What you see is misleading...
What you read is 99.9% speculation.
There is no source/insider close
to Rob and Kristen who would ever
speak to the tabloid press about their relationship.
Stop freaking out over every insignificant detail.
I hope Rob and Kristen disappear and no one sees
them for weeks.
It's all good.

 4. Personally I don't care what anyone else believes.
I know what I see.
I know what I know.
And until Rob and Kristen show me otherwise...
I know where I stand.

This post is brought to you by

Another car!


Fascinating... Yes?

The ever spinning never ending saga of
Cars, Trucks and Big White Gates.

Until next time...

Hang in there.

Bye for now.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Déjà vu

Truly. Get the FUCK off.

Déjà vu

Literally "already seen"
 is the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an event
 or experience currently being experienced
 has been experienced in the past, 
whether it has actually happened or not.

How many times have Rob and Kristen broken up now?
It seems to be about every other week.

So who do you believe?
E! and Lainey?
Who claim that Rob and Kristen
(still living together for the ...DOGS no less)
but going through a rough patch
that's only temporary
and they will work it out...


People's version...
That they have 'called it 'quits' (FOR NOW)
 it would not be surprising if the on-and-off-again pair
 got back together again. 

I guess that covers ALL the bases... huh?

I see some people reacting like they did
over the 'break up' in July.
Something I never believed happened then.
Something I don't believe happened now.
But hey...
That's just me.

Do I think that Rob and Kristen have arguments
and fight over stuff that couples fight over?
Most definitely.
They aren't exempt from working on their relationship.
But they have to have every thing play out in public.
Their every move
is scrutinized and analyzed to death.
Some stalker pap takes some pics...
and gives us HIS narrative on what happened.
It wasn't confirmed by Rob or Kristen
or anyone close to them.
THAT much I can guarantee.
So who is the source?
I mean... he was there after all... right?
He 'guessed' that Kristen was talking to Rob
so he can probably make up any scenario he wants.

Even the tabloids aren't being very definite... are they?
For now.
Only Temporary.
Will be back on again.
Not fully over.


Final thought?

I've been busy this weekend
(as usual)
And even though I got DMS and texts like crazy...
I can honestly say that this latest drama didn't faze me.
At all.

It's tedious and draining
having to deal with the ongoing drama
surrounding these two people...
It's tedious and draining having to deal with
the Nervous Nellies who cannot for one minute
see the fucking forest for the trees.
Although the Loony Fringe is no doubt
doing their twisted version of twirling...

They went through this all last summer, didn't they?
We all know how that turned out.

According to the Loonys...
Rob's ALWAYS been single (and pretending)
So I've never understood their constant
bitter hatred and anger
over something they deemed was not real anyway.

So if you want to put all your faith
into some gossip tabloids...
unconfirmed sources and insiders.
Please enjoy.

If you want to put your faith
in two people
who have proven
time and time again
that they love each other
And if you just want
Rob and Kristen to be happy...
That's where I will be.

Because I adore both Rob and Kristen.
Whatever makes them happy.
This isn't about me.
This isn't about what I want.
I have the same faith in them
that I have always had.
They will be OK.

But hey.
That's just me.

This post is brought to you by hypocrisy.

It's amazing that just days ago...
The Fringe called PEOPLE a trashy lying rag.
But now?
The Loony Gospel.

What happens when Rob and Kristen
are seen together again?
(and hey... that's just me)

I personally hope Rob (and Kristen)
go to London for a while.
Lay low.
(sometimes 3 ~or 10 is a crowd...ya know?)
Perhaps deal with things
with some privacy.
Wouldn't that be nice?

I adore you Tom Sturridge.
Aren't you going back to London... too?

Green Fucking Sheep.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Friday, May 17, 2013

Perception Isn't Reality

The REAL Rob and Kristen.

What a fascinating couple of days in R/K land... huh?

Let's see...

First we get the bastion of all that is true and good...
putting out some 'exclusive' pics of Kristen.
We've all seen them.

The 'upset emotional' pics of Kristen.
I just see pics of her sitting in a car.

This is what the reliable paparazzi
who has no apparent agenda claimed...

"Kristen was pacing back-and-forth in her friend's apartment, smoking.
 She looked really upset, talking on the phone for almost an hour -- 
I'm guessing she was talking to Rob.
 She was really animated, like she was trying to explain something. 
She was getting frustrated and seemed very emotional," 
our photographer tells us.

Let's break it down, shall we?

So this Pap was watching Kristen for almost an hour...
She 'looked really upset talking on the phone'
Where are the pics of that?
What phone?
He watched her for almost an hour...
Yet not ONE pic of her on the phone looking all upset?

And the crème de la crème?

"I'm guessing she was talking to Rob."

How would this guy KNOW who she was talking to
(on this unsubstantiated phone conversation) 
Did you hear the conversation from outside?
Do you lip read from a distance?
Did you happen to get a shot of her screen and see "ROB"?
First we are to believe that not only did Kristen 
have an animated emotional phone conversation...
But that it was 'probably' with Rob.
Based on what exactly?
This slimy paparazzi's word?
Someone whose whole life is based on rumor and innuendo?
Someone who wants to give the most drama inducing
scenario for what basically turn out to be pretty boring pictures?
Kristen is sitting in a car with her girlfriend.

Is she upset? 
Maybe. Maybe not.
Do we have any fucking clue why?
Absolutely NOT.
Since when is X17 in any way someone
you would turn to for the truth?
Are you serious with that?

They aren't affected by this drama. They laugh at it.

Then we get E trying to tell us what happened...

"They are absolutely still together but are having some difficulties right now,"
 a source told E! News Thursday.
At the root of the issue? "Priorities," the insider says.
 But "they'll be fine. I do not foresee a split, they are just crazy in love. 
This is just another bump in the road."

"He's been hanging out with the boys a lot,
 and she's been with her girlfriends," another source exclusively tells us.
 "They seem to be living separate lives at the moment,
 I haven't seen her around at all."


So the 'insider' say they are CRAZY IN LOVE
but the 'source'  says they SEEM to be living separate lives.


No one who is close to Rob and Kristen
are telling stories out of school.
No one.
No one is calling up any of these tabloids
and telling them intimate details about 
Rob and Kristen's relationship.
This is all speculation based on some sleazy paparazzi's 
biased, uninformed agenda fueled narrative.

Even if it's something you want to hear?
Crazy in Love.
Do you need someone to tell you that?
Just look at these two.

You don't need gossip sites to tell you what is right
in front of your eyes.
You don't need CONSTANT affirmation
that Rob and Kristen remain
There is nothing to indicate otherwise.

We see pictures of Kristen with her friends...
Or see Rob out with friends for dinner...
Those are just brief fucking moments in their lives together.
Don't you get that?
Yes... they might be with their friends on occasion 
for an hour or two..
But riddle me this...
(Hint: T.O.G.E.T.H.E.R.)

We see them shopping at stores...
Walking to meet friends for lunch
Coming out of gas stations to their dogs
waiting patiently in the car.
Those aren't dates.
When you live together...
Everything you do isn't a 'date'
It's life.
Their whole fucking life is a date.

Yes. It's REAL and it's SPECTACULAR.

So honestly.
Just because you can't see their lives
Doesn't mean they aren't living them.
Rob and Kristen are strong.
They probably aren't even aware of most of this
mundane bullshit.
They have better things to do.
Its only here in this fandom that
people let insignificant gossip cause drama.

So go ahead, Loony Fringe...
Cling tightly to your August deadline
Cling to your Seer and Blind Items
Cling to your Shit Eater and Trolls
who have nothing better to do
than make themselves look like complete utter fools.
And don't forget you look like idiots, too...
You applaud the lunacy.
You relish in their abhorrent behavior.
What does that say about you?
These are your heroes.
These are the ones you RT and encourage and laugh with...
These are the people who represent your
side of the fandom.

You put the LOON in Lunatics.

This post is brought to you by... lots of things.

1. @bonz245
Who sent me the above picture.
Thank you.

2. Rob and Kristen.
Stop trying to hurt them.
Stop trying to pit one against the other.
They are already strong...
Having people push against them
Only makes them stronger
and more determined than ever.

3. Thank you to the people 
who frequently comment on this blog.
I know I rarely get a chance to respond...
But know that I appreciate 
each and every word you type.
Thank you.

4. Tom Sturridge.
Who always makes me smile.
Who always makes me happy.
I love and adore you.

5. To the good side of the Fandom.
The right side.
The happy side.
The side that cares about the feelings
and well being of Rob and Kristen.
The side that matters.

6. My mantra remains.
Rob and Kristen
End up

Until next time.

Bye for now

Monday, May 13, 2013

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!


It's Rob's birthday.

I wasn't sure what I should do to commemorate 
such a day.
I mean...
What can I possibly say?

I adore Robert Pattinson.
I still do.
I adore him WITH Kristen Stewart.
I adore him when he's on his own.
He has consistently kept me interested
in his life and career...
and for me
that doesn't happen very often.

I've said it before
and I will say it again...
Robert Pattinson remains intoxicating.

A lot of what I find fascinating about him now
is his love and relationship with Kristen...
I won't deny it.

Unlike so many (Lunatics) in this fandom
I've had no problem accepting the fact
that Robert loves Kristen
and chooses to be with her.
Instead of hating Kristen for being the one Rob wants
Instead of flouncing Rob because I don't approve of his choices
Instead of ignoring that Kristen exists 
I choose to admire and be a fan of both of them.
It's possible you know.
And it's quite easy to do.
Watch their movies.
Listen to them talk in interviews.
Watch them interact with each other.
It's all so fascinating.

I was going through my Rob folders...
(yes. shut up.)
Looking for something that I could post today...
And I figured that since I'm kinda 'known' 
to be a fan of his walking...

The Twilight walk was kinda where it started for me...

and then he was on Leno...

my favorite fucking all fucking time fucking walk fucking ever.

Then we got the New Moon parking lot strut...
And good god...

EVERY fucking time I see him look down and smirk...
I find myself with the BIGGEST smile on my face.
And yeah...
Does it matter that he's smiling at Kristen?

Does it?
You bet your sweet ass it does.
It's ALWAYS Kristen.

But OK.
Are you ready for what I'm about to show you?
I mean.
I stumbled across it today.
I haven't seen this before.
It's from my ALL time favorite
fucking walk fucking ever.
I mean...
Fucking A.



I apologize for the shouty caps...
But it's Rob's birthday
so it's all about Rob today.
So I can.
So there.

Happy Birthday Rob!

 I know that when you blow out your 27 candles today...
You will lock eyes with the love of your life.
Your wish has come true.

This post is brought to you by Rob's birthday.

and lets not forget...

Where my true heart lies...
 Tom Sturridge.

Until next time.

Bye for now