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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Robert and Kristen- The Best Is Yet To Come!

My oh my...
That is some kinda beard, Mister Sir.
You look kinda... Gruffy.
 I like it.
A lot.
It suits you somehow more than the polished Edward look...
But the fact remains that you just got off an 11 hour flight
and you still look fantastic.
As in fanFUCKINGtastic.

And who do I spy behind you?
Is it...
Could it be?
Adorable Thomas?
I have to say...
I've missed his face.
The beard suits him too...
Makes him less pretty... more rugged.
Pretty fucking OK in my book.

 See... these pictures are all kinds of delicious.
Robert back in the good ol' USA
(safe from harm)

A mysterious blonde!!
All the bases are covered!
Thank goodness for that.

People had Robert all over the place yesterday.
NY at some concert
which turned out to be Ed something or other
from Gossip Girl.
Sorry... but I NEVER got his appeal
(Is that mean? Oh well)
And to be confused with Robert??
Can I just say...
I'm sure he's a very nice guy and all...
But um...
No real fan of Robert would look at that guy and say
"Oh hey... look... it's Robert Pattinson!"

Just NO.


There has been a lot of blather about where Kristen is as well...
Besides NY with Fake Rob...
(Does that mean there is a fake Kristen, too?)
She has been spotted here there and everywhere.
It is amazing how many people fucking lie on Twitter
Isn't it?

I suppose I kinda get the fun of poking the beast...
(something I enjoy every now and then)
But to lie about seeing Robert and/or Kristen
is a pretty lame cry for attention.


Robert is back in Los Angeles.
So tell me...
Where do you think Kristen is?


Of course he went back to L.A.
He always goes back to her.
They always end up together.

Yeah. Yeah....
It's ALL work related.
Keep telling yourself that.


You shouldn't get upset that Robert can't seem
to stay away from Kristen.
I don't think he can help it...
It's like...
He's always pulled back to her.

So now I sit here with a big ol' smile 
on my face.
Like really Big.

And I'm kinda singing a song...
and maybe later I might even twirl a little.

It's good.
Great even.

Be  Happy!

This post is brought to you by the letter *R* and the number *11*

R for Robert Pattinson
My intoxication level is off the charts at the moment.

And it feels so good.

The number 11
That's how long the flight from 
London to Los Angeles is.
And how many 
Hops, Skips and Jumps
I've done so far...


Bye for now

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Robert Pattinson- The Look of Love (Smitten Smiles 2)

The Look of Love


The look of love is in your eyes
The look, your smile can't disguise

The look of love, it's saying so much more
Than just words could ever say
And what my heart has heard,
well it takes my breath away
I can hardly wait to hold you, 
feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, 
waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
You've got the look of love, is on your face
A look that time can't erase
Be mine tonight
Let this be just the start of so many nights like this
Let's take a lover's vow and then seal it with a kiss
I can hardly wait to hold you,
feel my arms around you
How long I have waited,
waited just to love you
Now that I have found you, don't ever go, don't ever go
I love you so
I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited, waited just to love you
Now that I have found you,
don't ever go, don't ever go

Don't ever go


This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *T*

Because Robert is obviously Smitten with Kristen.

S for Be SAFE
Wherever you may be.

T for Travel.
Leaving on a Jet Plane...

T for Tracy
My Thoughts are with her.

Are you ready for some TWIRLING???
Tuesday Night Party!

Bye for now

Monday, September 27, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Smitten Smiles (Part 1)

I feel like a broken record these days...
"Not much to say"
"Rob and Kristen have been under the radar"

Blah Blah Fucking Blah

So... let's just look at all the pretty pictures
and see what happens.

Random Rose

1. So where the hell are Robert and Kristen?
If you believed every tweet...
Kristen's in Mexico, Arizona... L.A.
Robert is in London, Arizona... L.A.

They really are good at this hiding thing.
Maybe a little bit TOO good.
I mean... come on guys.
A little peek here and there wouldn't be THAT awful...
Would it?

Yes... I'm a selfish bitch.
I can admit it.
But I miss your faces.
And I'm kinda wanting to see this...

2. Robert's smile.
It's fantastic.
It's wondrous.
It's phenomenal.
It belongs to Kristen.

Sure... Robert smiles at everyone
He's a smiley, adorable guy...
But some smiles are just for her.
You can tell which ones they are
It's easy to tell.
They are the smiles that light up his whole face...
The ones where he cannot take his eyes off Kristen...
I like to call them 
The Smitten Smiles.

I like that.
I will have to do a post just about
The Smitten Smiles.

Maybe Tomorrow.

3.  I wanted to thank everyone who had a kind word
for me over the last few days.
It was kinda bizarre.
We had 2 funerals and a wedding
One funeral took us by surprise.
I hope I didn't come across as flippant or anything...
The people involved weren't close to me
Distant relative of my husband.
Old friend of my husband whom he hadn't seen in years.
So while there was sadness and grief...
Mine was for my dear husband.
It was good that we ended the weekend with a wedding.
We needed it and it was actually better than I thought it would be.
I only hope the Bride is as happy everyday
as she was on her wedding day.

4. I'm still wearing my Rose Colored Glasses.
And all is rosy and glorious 
and I love how they block the hate.
(They are polarized)
Although I admit to missing the laughs that reading some
of the bullshit drama gave me...
It is a nice calming peace to not deal with negativity.
For now... at least.

5. I sometimes get comments telling me that they miss 
how I used to blog.
When I would just obsess over Robert...
I will be honest.
While I still love and adore Robert Pattinson...
I don't obsess over him like I used to.
I used to get all angsty and overwhelmed
with every new picture or appearance.
I don't anymore.
I don't have that heightened NEED anymore.
But you know...
it's been 2 years since I started this blog
and things change.
I've changed.
I would hate to think I've just stagnated for the last 2 years
and honestly...
isn't it GOOD that I'm not as obsessive/addicted as I used to be?
I think so.
Sometimes when I get those kind of comments...
I really think they are saying 
"I liked your blog better when you didn't write about Kristen"

That isn't about to change anytime soon.

6. Love this picture.
Love this whole photoshoot...
OK... I lied.
I'm not that keen on the poufy black dress...
But I so love Robert on his knees kissing Kristen's hand.
I like it a lot.
(and I like that it annoys some... people ;)

Remember all the hub bub (bub)
about these pictures?
My oh My.
It surely did upset a few people.
But then everytime there are pictures of Robert and Kristen
There is always anger and bitterness.
Me personally?
I like looking at the pretty.
I admire the pretty.
I adore the pretty.
I accept the pretty.

7. Robert and Kristen.
Kristen and Robert.
We are about to get a lot of them...
So much.
I hope you are ready for it...
I really do.
And it won't all be related to Breaking Dawn
as much as some would have you believe...
Prepare for Robert/Kristen OVERLOAD!!!

*Cue Maniacal Laughter*

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *R*

Like Robert and Kristen

Because we are going to be so so tired
from so much dancing!

R for Everything's Coming Up ROSES!!!


Soon there won't be a need for the Rose colored glasses.
Oh so soon.

Bye for now

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Who Knows How Long

Who knows how long I've loved you
You know I love you still 
Will I wait a lonely lifetime
If you want me to... I will.
For if I ever saw you 
I didn't catch your name 
But it never really mattered 
I will always feel the same.
Love you forever and forever
Love you with all my heart 
Love you whenever we're together
Love you when we're apart
And when at last I find you 
our song will fill the air
Sing it loud so I can hear you
Make it easy to be near you 
For the things you do endear you to me
Oh... You know I will
I will.
This post brought to you by the letters *A* and *B*
A for All is well.

B for all the unnecessary Bullshit that has
affected this fandom like a disease.
Where's Dr. Cullen when you need him?

Bye for now
*Lyrics by Lennon/McCartney*

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Getting Better All The Time

This is how I feel today.
In the last 2 days I've gone to 2 funerals...
Today I have a wedding.
Mixed emotions.

So of course, I haven't been online much...
And while I always anticipate bullshit drama
Even I was surprised at what I saw when I came on.

I'm tired of it.
So tired.
I'm tired of the hate.
I'm tired of the lying.
I'm tired of people making this bullshit... personal.
What the FUCK is wrong with some of you?

Debating Rob/Kristen is one thing.
Attacking someone on a personal level is another.
I'm tired.
And so very sad.
And I wish I could say it was the last couple of days
that was totally responsible for it...
But it's not.

 Robert makes me happy.
He's does.
So even though this fandom has its share of
complete total lunatics...
Robert still makes me happy
and I am going to try and ignore the crazy.
I have to.
I can't deal with it anymore.
I don't want to see it.
I don't want to address it.
I don't want to even acknowledge it exists.

I want to focus on Robert and Kristen...
Because they make me smile.

There are some sincerely good people too.
I've met a lot of decent, kind, wonderful people.
People who will be my friends for a long time.
Real friends.

So I am going to focus on the positive.
Things that make me laugh.
Things that are fun.
The good.
The sane.
The rational.

The Love.

This post is brought to you by the letters *L* and *R*

L for Love.
 Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert


R for Rose Colored Glasses.
I'm going to wear them for a while.
It's looking better already.

Be Happy.

 I'm so grateful for all the blessings in my life.
Especially my two boys...
The best part of me.

Bye for now

Friday, September 24, 2010

Robert and Kristen- I Can Feel It Coming In The Air...

“Yes, of a couple of people, I got something.
Rob gave me a guitar, that is simply only beautiful and magnificent.” - Kristen.

Kristen talking about a birthday present from Robert
Not this past birthday... of course...
We all know what he gave her in Budapest
Wink Wink
Nudge Nudge

But it is simply beautiful and magnificent.
Sound a lot like Robert...
Don't you think?

LOTS of rumors flying around right now...
Is Kristen going to London...
Is Robert coming back to the US
TO Kristen?

There are always a ton of rumors anyway...
Something feels so RIGHT about this...
Like I said...
GUT feeling.

However it works out...
Kristen to London
Robert to L.A.
As long as they are back 
is all that matters.
Well... that's not quite true...
I would prefer Robert to come back here.
It's all about the timing, you see...
And it would be fucking priceless.

Get your twirling shoes on...
Can't you feel it coming in the air tonight?
OK... maybe not tonight... but soon...

No more sad faces, Robert....
Has it been 10 days?
I know it seems like its been a lot longer...

I can feel it coming in the air tonight...
And I've been waiting for this moment
For all my life
So what will we see?
A) Robert in an airport...
Getting his pretty self back to Kristen...


B) Kristen...
Leaving on a jet plane for the UK...

I vote for A

But obviously it's win/win no matter what.

Because it will lead back to ...



And definitely... This.

Let's see what happens.

So today's post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *W*

T for TWIRL!
T for THIS!
T for someTHING coming in the air...
and some nudges too...

Be Happy.

It's OK.

Bye for now

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Rob and Kristen- When Will I See You Again?

You would think with my rosy personality
and being the delicate flower that I am...
(Yes, I'm being sarcastic)
That I could just shrug off the negative bullshit
and focus on what is right in front of me.
Well... I usually can.
But sometimes being a fragile human gets in the way.

Let's look on the rosy side of things.

Random Rose Thoughts.

1. I like this picture.
It's kinda blurry and shit...
but Kristen looks incredibly adorable here...
and Thomas?
Well... he looks like he is up to something.
So cute.
2. Robert was supposedly seen with a 'mystery' blonde again.
How tedious.
EVERY TIME Rob is away from Kristen he is magically
seen with mysterious blondes.
What an amazing coincidence!

So... was it the blonde above?

or maybe it was...

THIS blonde...
He's been known to be seen with her for years.
Like all his life.

or maybe it was...

This blonde again?


This gorgeous blonde...

Golly Gee Whiz.
Who knows???

Rob could have a blonde in every city!

And truly...
I like how eager some people are to believe
that Robert has been carrying on a clandestine relationship
with a mysterious blonde for a while now...
but the 'pics or it didn't happen' mantra doesn't apply to them.

*putting Rose colored glasses back on*
Robert doesn't wear glasses does he?
Edward surely doesn't....

Kristen doesn't wear glasses... does she?
She has been seen in them from time to time...
And why do those look like the same glasses that Robert is wearing?

Oh don't worry...
I'm not really into all the clothes swapping mania.
I mean...
It's obvious that Kristen has been seen wearing Rob's clothes
(The latest being GET OFF MY DICK)
I don't put much stock in that stuff...
Rob and Tom have been sharing clothes for ages...
Although I do find it incredibly cute that 
Kristen does it, too...
Like really really cute.
Cute is my word of the day!

But glasses?
I suppose this has been discussed and dissected on some forums already...
So who knows.

All kinds of cute.

And you know...
Down the road...
IF there ever comes a day that I don't believe in Rob/Kristen
I will STILL be Robert's fan
I will STILL be Kristen's fan
or apart.
I adore them.

When will this happen?
Very soon.

(It's a gut feeling... OK?)

I miss them.
I know... I know...
But when they are not around
even when I know they are better off unseen...
There always seems to be MORE drama.
More bullshit.
And I just kinda...
like seeing them.

Is that wrong?

We need to TWIRL
and TWIRL we shall.

Who would have thought that Rob and Kristen
were such good twirlers?

Who would have thought that typing a simple word...
Would piss people off?
Does that make you laugh?
I hope so.
Because it's fucking hilarious.


This post has been brought to you by the letters *H* and *C*

H for You say Goodbye... and I say HELLO
I don't know why you say Goodbye
I say HELLO.


C is for CUTE!
Because Robert and Kristen are adorably cute.
I mean...
It's almost like they are taking up all the cute.
Cute that would normally be distributed among the masses.
They are kinda hogging the cute.
But it's OK...
They can get away with it...
Because they are so cute!

How many times did I type cute?
Any idea?

*hint- It's somewhere between 15 and 17 times*

Bye for now