The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun
and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.
If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.
Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- Gimme More

I can wear anything better than YOU.

 Random Rose.

 1. Kristen was in Paris for the Balenciaga Fashion show.
And guess what?
She fucking owned it.
All of it.

And guess what else?
I can now spell Balenciaga without looking it up.
Are you as impressed as I am?

For reasons that escape any rational thought
Some were foaming over where Kristen had dinner last night.
I guess the restaurant used to be a brothel...
that is now called "La Fidelite"
Which means... Faithful.

Several low life gossip sites picked up on the name...
So of course
Kristen MUST have demanded that they eat at this
restaurant so she could send out inane secret messages 
to who the hell knows.
That's it.
I mean...
do you not read that and see how fucking 
that is?

Probably not.
Which is why this fandom is so fucked.

I just love this picture. That's why it's here.

2. Let's discuss U-Hauls... 
Or have you had your fill of them?

Well... it was reported that a U-Haul
was seen outside of Rob and Kristen's Los Feliz home.
So of course that must mean they are moving back in.


First of all
IF Rob and/or Kristen were going to move anywhere
Do you honestly think for one second
that they would use something as obvious as a U-Haul
to move their stuff in and out?
Don't be ridiculous.
I know it's hard.
But try.
Really hard.
Second of all...
Move back IN?
Who moved out?
Oh yeah... people thought someone moved out
when another U-Haul was parked somewhere in the vicinity
of Rob and Kristen's house.

Do you see how fucked up ridiculous this all is?

Gossip Rags are writing such incredible bullshit
and idiots are lapping it up with a spoon.
Like it tastes fucking good.
Like they don't know its SHIT they are eating.

Kristen thinks...
Rob is doing...
Kristen is trying...
Rob is hoping...
Kristen is wanting...
Rob feels...

We don't know this stuff.
NO ONE knows this stuff.
I do know this much...
Rob and Kristen are not discussing 
the most intimate details of the most
important relationship in their lives...
With anyone who would turn around and 
be a 'source' or 'friend' to some gossip rags.

That isn't their style.
It never has been their style.
So when people say they are making it public...
or they are famewhores trying to promote a movie
That is the most absolute bullshit EVER.

Breaking Dawn is the last movie in a series.
One of the most successful and money making sagas ever.
They don't NEED Rob and Kristen to prostitute themselves out
for promotion of a movie that will rake in billions of dollars
all on its own.
To suggest that Rob and Kristen whore their private lives
out for the sole purpose of box office returns
is beyond insanity.
If you are truly a fan of either of these people...
You wouldn't think that about them.
Rob has said in interviews...
That he would NEVER put up with that sort of thing.
He would never sell it.
Kristen has said numerous times that she 
would never want to share what is hers...
They both have said they don't like their private lives
being used for entertainment.

So tell me.
How in the fucking world
can people still foam at the mouth about PR?
And riddle me this...
IF they were only getting 'back' together
(and I put back in parenthesis, because I don't believe they were 
ever truly apart)
for promotion of Breaking Dawn 2...
Why haven't they been seen out and about in public?
Isn't that the whole PURPOSE of PR?
So why have they remained under the radar
out of sight
if they are supposed to be pushing their coupledom
and prostituting themselves for box office receipts?
I mean..
They only made over $60 million last year together...
It's only obvious they would need MORE money!!

Because we all know just how important money is
to both of them!!
They lead such lavish ostentatious lifestyles!

Yeah. That's SO Rob and Kristen.
All Righty Then.

Face it. KSIBTU. Truth.

3. And yeah... it's only 3
2 was really really long, wasn't it?

What else?
I don't know.
Kristen is back in LA
That much I know.
She must be exhausted.
It's like 12 hours from Paris to LA.
And she still came out looking beautiful.
I normally wouldn't post an airport pic...
But only to show 
how fucking gorgeous she is.

And I guess I will leave you with 
the words that have remained true
through it all...

Rob and Kristen
End Up

Truth is truth.

This post is brought to you by 
Thomas Sturridge.

I still adore him.

Glasses = Sexy

Don't let people feed you shit
and tell you its chocolate.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Time is on our side...

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Red Riding Hoodie

Once upon a time... in the world of Twilight, there lived a beautiful young girl named Kristen. She was a lovely girl... long dark hair and big green eyes that are as wide as the moon. She always wore this red hooded sweatshirt that belonged to her boyfriend, Prince Robert...she talked about loving the way he smells. The smell of someone you love... so she wore this red hoodie all the time.
People started calling her Red Riding Hood.

One day Red was at work and got a phone call that her grandmother was ill. Red's boss... who pretended to be a nurturing kind man, was really a Wolf in disguise. He had hidden his true feelings about Red from everyone, but he become obsessed with her. He wanted to have her... but he knew he couldn't do it at work. So when he found out that Red was going to go visit her grandma and had to travel through the woods. The Wolf made his move.

Hey there little red riding hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Little red riding hood
I don't think little big girls should
Go walking in these spooky old woods alone

Red knew that the woods could be a scary place... full of dangerous creatures, but she loved her grandmother and really wanted to see her. Prince Robert wasn't happy to let Red go off alone into the forest, but Red was a stubborn girl who didn't like to be coddled and Robert could only warn her to be careful and 'don't talk to strangers!'.
"Don't worry, Robert. I will be careful. I promise. I will go straight to Grandmother's house."

But as often happens when someone goes for a walk in the forest, things distract you.
Red saw some lovely flowers and began to pick some. Red was enjoying the summer day so much, that she didn't notice the shadows approaching towards her.

When Red turned around... a pack of rabid hyenas started chasing her!
The hyenas had this insane devotion to Prince Robert and thought that Red was not good enough for him. He belonged to them! So they were snarling and foaming as they went after her... snapping and biting at her.

Just as the hyenas almost got a hold of Red... The Wolf suddenly appeared! He winked knowingly at the Hyenas before making a show of chasing them away. Red was so relieved and happy to see the Wolf! She had no idea that he told the hyenas where to find her, so that he could be seen as her hero.

What big eyes you have
The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad
Just to see that you don't get chased
I think I oughta walk with you for a ways

What full lips you have
They're sure to lure someone bad
So until you get to Grandma's place
I think you oughta walk with me and be safe

"Red! I'm so glad I found you! I hope you are OK?" The Wolf lied. "Maybe I should walk with you to your grandmothers house." He put his paws protectively around her...
"Oh Thank you Rup Wolf, but I'm almost there. I do appreciate that you helped me with the Hyenas... You're a good friend."

Wolf became angry. He didn't want to be just Red's friend! He wanted her to love him as much as he loved her! He had already made sure Prince Robert was somewhere else so that he could make his move...
"OK, Red. I'm glad you are OK. Please be careful the rest of the way."

Red smiled and went along on the path to her grandmothers house...
Not knowing that the Wolf was taking a shortcut to get there before her.
The Wolf ran all the way to her grandmothers house... knocking on the door.

"Oh come in, Red!" Grandma called out. "I'm so glad you are safe! I was worried about the rabid hyenas out there that are full blown crazy about your boyfriend."
Wolf let himself in and before she knew it, Grandma was locked away in a closet.
The Wolf let out a satisfied howl... and picked out a nice nightgown and cap to fool Red.

Gonna keep my sheep suit on
'Til I'm sure that you've been shown
That I can be trusted walking with you alone

Little red riding hood
I'd like to hold you if I could
But you might think I'm a big bad wolf so I won't

A few minutes later, Red knocked on the door.
The Wolf jumped into bed and covered most of his face with the covers.
"Who is it?" he said in a growling voice.
"It's Kristen, Grandma" Red replied.
"Oh do come in my dear" Ruperv Wolf replied.

When Red came into her room, she scarcely recognized her grandmother.
"Grandmother, your voice is so hoarse, aren't you feeling any better?"
"Oh it's just a lingering cough" replied the Wolf "cough cough"

"But Grandma... what big ears you have!" Red said as she came a bit closer to the bed.
"The better to hear you with!" Wolf answered.
"And what big eyes you have!" Red said amazed at how different Grandma looked.
"The better to see you with, my dear" Rupig Wolf replied.
"Oh and Grandma... what big teeth you have!" Red exclaimed as she got closer...
"The better to EAT you with my dear!" The Wolf roared as he jumped out of bed
and began to chase Red around the room.

Little red riding hood
You sure are looking good
You're everything a big bad wolf could want

Almost too late, Red realized that it wasn't her grandmother but Wolf! She thought he was her friend! She had trusted Wolf! She couldn't believe that she could make such a mistake!
"HELP!!! HELP!!" Red screamed as she tried to get away.
Luckily for Red...

Her handsome English boyfriend figured out what Wolf was up to and came to save her.
He came into the room and punch the Pig Wolf in his smarmy face, and knocked him out.
They found grandma locked up in the closet and untied her.

"Oh Robert! I was so scared! Next time I will listen to you and not go into the forest alone!
I promise that I won't be so stubborn next time! " Red said through tears as she hugged Robert.
"It's OK, Kristen..." Robert said soothingly "I think we both learned an important lesson today. You can't be so trusting with people."
"I know, Robert. I did learn that lesson. The hard way." Red replied "But what lesson did you learn, Robert?"

Robert grabbed Grandma's guitar (that just happened to be in the closet with her)
and began singing...

I'm falling in love for the last time
I'm falling in love forever and ever
Falling in love with a girl that ain't mine
I'm falling in love for the last time

"Oh Robert!" Kristen cried... "I'm in love with you forever and ever, too!"

"I know." He said as he hugged her so tight... like he would never let her go.

And he never did.

Robert and Kristen lived happily ever after.
Forever and ever.


This post is brought to you by 
Happily Ever After

Until next time.

Bye for now

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Rob and Kristen- I Carry Your Heart

This is one of my favorite Rob and Kristen moments.
Rob knowing how nervous Kristen is...
And letting her know that he is right there.
Next to her.
Watching out for her.
Taking care of her.

Right now...
The tide of the gossip tabloids is changing.
It really was just a matter of time.
Even the terminology has changed...
Rob is no longer Kristen's EX boyfriend...
Oh no.
Now they are the COUPLE that was presumed
to have broken up.
It's amazing.

Thing is... it's still bullshit.
Sources confirm.
Exclusive super secret insider claims...
Even when it's something you want to believe...
You can't.

And here's something else...
What source told anyone that they had
 ever broken up to begin with?
I love how everyone just assumed that the
relationship was over.
Who said?
Did I miss the press conference that Rob and Kristen gave?
Was there a press release stating this?
I've had people tell me that Rob is horrible
because he has left Kristen to fend for herself.

What would you have him do anyway?
"I love her, I love her, Leave her the fuck alone"
Like that would make any difference anyway.
Do you think the haters would stop hating?
I'm guessing it would just make things worse.
Besides the fact that Rob and Kristen
don't owe us any explanations
Don't owe us anything.

You know what I think?
(Too bad because I'm gonna tell you)
That although Rob and Kristen may have
stepped back for a few days...
He never really left her.
Not really.
Whether he was by her side...
or on the other end of a phone.
Rob was still taking care of her.
Still watching out for her.
Because that is what Rob does.
That is what kind of man he is.
And he would never just turn his back
on the woman he loves.
Present tense.
Future tense.

You know how it goes...
It was true then
It's true now
and continues to be true.

Rob and Kristen
End up 

And that fact...
is making a lot of haters
VERY nervous.

But the heart wants what it wants...
And Robert's heart
belongs to Kristen.

I think you should probably get used to the ride.
I think you should hang on tight...
I think that while every relationship has it's ups and downs
Rob and Kristen 
are heading up and up and up...

This post is brought to you by Smiles.

You can tell a lot by how someone smiles
at someone they love.

Whether its the love of your life...

Or at the most precious person
in your life.


Until next time.

Bye for now

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Rob and Kristen- With Acceptance ...

 I can't even begin to tell you how many times
this gif was sent to me...

Well... I have a few thoughts...

1. The above gif of Kristen looking at the ring
Robert gave her...
"Everyone knows already, it's ridiculous" -Kristen

Touching it... twirling it (yes twirling)
around on her finger...
Like it gives her comfort
Soothes her.
Let's also add...

"We're going to be fine. We're totally fine."

Lots of takes on what Kristen was actually addressing...
But 'We're totally fine' is kinda obvious.
(at least to me)

And even though I don't give much merit 
to Lainey's opinions...
She has always made it pretty clear what she thinks
of this fandom...
But she does seem to come up with some interesting info.
 she seems to think that Rob and Kristen 
(And really... isn't that the way they always end up?)
And you just know... 
there is a lot of this going on

 What WILL happen when Rob and Kristen 
are seen together again?
Will his BEST fans desert him?
Will they ignore it completely?
Will they resort back to screaming PR?
Does Rob have legitimate cause to worry about 
his over zealous fans and Kristen's safety?

 Don't be surprised if the people who 
judged Kristen the harshest...
will find it hard to forgive Rob for forgiving Kristen.

And honestly?
Buh bye.

As for the PR nonsense....
Of course that will be screeched across the land.
Although I guess 'exit strategy' will be forever meaningless.

And Rob and Kristen
keeping it 'hushed' up because of fears
for Kristen's safety?
I never thought Rob or Kristen
let lunatic fans dictate their lives.
But since Kristen's safety has always been an issue...
I don't doubt that the threats will be amped up now.
There are a lot of people who believe Rob belongs to them...
Or that they should have a say in what paths he takes in life.
When he doesn't behave the way they want him to...
Suffice to say they get very vocal
and very angry.

And I imagine the people who hate Rob
won't be very happy either.
What a shame.

How dare Rob and Kristen
live their lives the way they want to...
and do what makes THEM happy!

And the thing is...
As much as I love that Rob and Kristen
found their way back to each other...
If things didn't work out for them
I would still be here
cheering them on.
Being happy that they are happy.
That's all that I ever wanted.

2. I've had an emotional couple of days.
I've found out that a couple of people
harbor some grudges against me
for writing this blog
(you know who you are)
It's just my opinion.
That's all.
It's not a big deal.
Not serious business.
If you don't agree with me...
Why come here and read what I have to say?
If it makes you angry...
and you start believing I'm talking about you...
(and unless you are on the extreme lunatic fringe 
of this fandom... I'm not)
I don't get it.
Unless of course...
You just like being mad at me...
I don't know.

3. Here's the deal.
I still like Kristen.
I still adore Rob.
I will continue to write about them
for as long as it entertains me and it makes me happy.
I have never pushed my opinions down anyone's throat.
I have never gone on the attack with anyone
whose opinion didn't mirror my own.
I don't go to other blogs/tumblrs/forums
and argue about what I believe.
It's all right here.
In the open.
In my own words.
You have to come here 
I don't chase after you.
Remember that.

The following has been at the top of my blog for a long time...
I guess some people ignore it...
Or think they have a sense of humor and understand
what sarcasm really is...

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun
and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.
If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.
Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

If you can't laugh.
If you don't get it.
If you take every little thing seriously...
and its all life and death
Please just go away.
This blog isn't for you.

4. Thank God for Thomas Sturridge.
He always makes me smile.
I adore him.
So there.

This post is brought to you by Robert Pattinson.

I am still intoxicated
after all these years.
He still gets my attention.
He still makes me smile.
He still makes me want to watch his movies.

And apparently...
He is still in love with Kristen Stewart.

With acceptance comes peace...
No matter where the road leads us.

Life is good.
Be happy.
And every once in a while...

Until next time.

Bye for now
Keep Twirling!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Rob and Kristen- I Get Knocked Down...

So here I sit...
Wondering if I should add my 2 cents.
I feel I selling myself short.
Surely my opinion has to be worth a nickel?
Perhaps a dime?
I suppose as long as I remember that it
is indeed just an opinion...
(And I'm reminding you too... btw)
I should be OK.

Lets take a look a current events then...
Shall we?

1. British Vogue.

The pictures were gorgeous.
The actual article?

Keep a few things in mind.

A. This interview took place in the
beginning of June.

The writer seems to want to make this interview
salaciously connected to the 'incident'.
It wasn't.

Real PRpro...
Had a very illuminating twitlonger
about this very thing

You see...
I realize the hyenas out there...
frothing and foaming at the mouth
want to believe that Kristen is indeed talking about
that lecherous man twice her age...
But alas... dear scavengers...
It's quite obvious who she was talking about.

I don't know if she really decided to discuss
licking under armpits (come on... you have to laugh)
or having babies (notice the plural)
Or to even 'missing my boyfriend'
It seems a bit out of character for Kristen to discuss
something so intimate and personal
But then again...
She had been a bit more vocal lately
in terms of her relationship with Robert.

So true or not
Some people got all up in arms
about Kristen talking about Rob in such a way!
How dare she!

Yes... they were lighting their torches
and polishing their halos...
because why must she keep humiliating him this way???

Yeah. Right.
This is from the same group of people
who zoom in on his crotch and blow up 
endless movie scenes of Rob having sex
 so they might get a glimpse
of Robert's 'package'.
They focus on Rob like he is a piece of meat
to be devoured for their satisfaction.
THAT is perfectly OK.
I'm sure Rob would be positively THRILLED
to have his crotch analyzed daily.
Not humiliating at all.

But his GIRLFRIEND can't discuss
missing him...

2. The shirt.
Oh dear.
Oh my.
Does Kristen have no shame?
So sayeth the hyenas.
How desperate is she?
Is she trying to communicate with Rob?
"Oh Rob... if I wear your shirt will you talk to me?"

You see...
There's all this talk about 'ex boyfriend'
Will he take her back...
blah blah blah.
Where was it ever said they BROKE UP?
Did Rob talk about it somewhere that I missed it?
Did Kristen?

Outside of Kristen's apology to Rob...
She hasn't said a word.
Neither has Rob.
The whole 'break up' is just speculation?
Of course it is.
Tabloids and Gossip sites are depending on it.
And as far as Kristen wearing Rob's shirt
(and please... you know)
So what?
She ALWAYS wears his clothes.
He doesn't seem to mind, does he?
If they were truly over...
Would she continue to do so?
If you break up with someone...
you don't go wearing his stuff in public.
Especially in front of an obsessed fandom
that catalogs every item of clothing worn.
She wears his clothes because...

”I love the way he smells. And him me.
  I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. 
That smell of someone you love – 
don’t you think that’s the whole point?”

And because she CAN.
She has access to his wardrobe.
Say no more.

That brings us to...

3. The necklace.
I thought this was covered months ago.
I posted about it in May.

Let me quote my previous post...

Since Kirsten Dunst
who also co-starred in ON THE ROAD with Kristen
was seen wearing a similar necklace...
it was immediately ASSumed that the necklaces 
MUST have been a gift from the director of OTR.
It turns out that there are pics of Kirsten wearing
that necklace going back to at least 2006...
in a recent interview
a VIDEO interview that couldn't be misquoted...
Kristen has this to say...


 "Oh…umm…you know, just a little token. 
Had a birthday recently, that's all. 
I found it, it just appeared somewhere
 and I was like whoa, 
my birthday has been so great this year!"

See what I mean?
Kristen wears that necklace because it MEANS something to her.
She wears it proudly.
She wears it EVERYWHERE.
Yes. Yes.
I know some want to think that it wasn't from Rob...
But in her OWN words...
She pretty much dispels Hyena Hearsay.
IF you broke up with someone...
would you continue wearing rings and necklaces from him?
Probably not.

And that leads us to...

4. Kristen at TIFF for ON THE ROAD.
She fucking ROCKED that carpet.
She fucking OWNED the night.
She looked gorgeous.
She is moving forward.
She made her mistakes...
She stumbled and fell.
But she is facing it.
She's owning up to it.
She is back on her feet.

She did great last night.
She was smiling... 
She signed for fans
She posed for pictures.
She did her job.
It couldn't have been easy.
But she did what she had to do.
Just like Rob.

And then we have...

5. MTV's VMA's
Yeah, I know... what videos?
People were on the edge of their seats...
Hearts pumping...
Wiping their brows with anticipation
Because the host of the show
Kevin Hart (who?)
made a point of saying that he would say
whatever the hell he wanted to say.
No one was safe
(except apparently Kanye and Kim)

“This is the elephant in the room.
 No one wants me to talk about it, but I do what I want. 
This is what I want to say. I want to talk about Kristen Stewart.
 Here’s what I gotta say about Kristen Stewart – everybody makes mistakes.
 She allegedly messed around with a director.
 She did it, so what.

A sigh of relief was heard across the land!
That wasn't so bad.
That howling... whining...

Some were not amused with Mr. Harts comments!
They expected him to shred her...
Rip her apart.
Trash her.
Like they do... every day.

The only people hanging on to the 'incident'
are the ones who get the most joy out of other peoples pain.
They will never let it go.
They will cling to it like a meaty bone.

And you may have noticed that I have brought out
the term Hyena again...
I put it away for quite a long time.
But in the last 6 weeks...
It is more true than it ever has been.

Just what will they do
IF/when Rob and Kristen are seen together again?

Bottom line.

1. Robert looked happy and handsome at the VMAs

2. Kristen looked happy and beautiful at TIFF

3. OTR is getting great reviews!

4. The only people wallowing in the mud
are the ones who belong there.

5. I adore Thomas Sturridge

And Ever.
And Ever.

This post is brought to you by faith.

I have faith in Rob and Kristen.
Whichever way they go...
I will still follow.
There is no wrong...
It's what is right for THEM.

Tom and Lorenzo said it best.
Simple. Truth.

"Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something
 not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, 
and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner 
that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now,
 has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue UK.

Attagirl. Give ‘em hell and give ‘em FACE."
That tagline should really read: 
“KRISTEN STEWART: suck it, haters.”

Live it. Learn it.

Be Happy.
It will be OK.

Until next time.

Bye for now