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Saturday, October 29, 2011

Rob and Kristen- It's Actually True!

It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — 
except at occasional intervals, 
when it was checked by a violent gust of wind 
which swept up the streets
(for it is in London that our scene lies),
rattling along the housetops,
and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps
that struggled against the darkness.

 --Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)

Big Storms Brewing
Dark and Stormy.
Robert and Kristen are letting more and more
interesting tidbits slip.
And for some...
That equals 

Rob didn't mean that!

Let's review... shall we?

Yeah... there is NOTHING wrong with this picture...

Lovely Kristen.
Beautiful Kristen.
Stunning Kristen
was on the cover of Glamour UK.
Oh it was a wondrous thing to behold.
Oh yes.
Not only did Kristen look absolutely gorgeous 
in every shot...
She talked quite candidly about her love
of all things "British"
(You know... like her boyfriend)

On her relationship with Robert Pattinson:
“It’s funny when this question comes up, because I sort of feel like, I don’t really care! People can say whatever they want…. [The interest] is totally understandable, but when it’s personal to you, it’s like your life becomes a product and I’m repelled by that. I don’t like to give away gems that people are gonna be like, ‘Oh my God! So I’ll always just shrug it off – in fact, I always find it kind of funny, and not just with Rob.”

Beautiful in Black and White.
Favorite London memory?
[Another laugh] God, I can’t even tell you, so annoying. Erm, hmmm … I spent my last two New Years here, and both of them were fucking incredible.

Fucking incredible.
We all know where she was the last 2 News Years...
And who she spent them with.
Fucking incredible 
pretty much says it all.

Did I say stormy?

Dark and Foamy is more like it.
  Let's just suffice to say...
That all Kristen did was answer a question...
And while most people were smiling at what she said...
There were those few angry people
who got really upset.
How dare Kristen talk about IOW!!
Suffice to say 'famewhore' was tossed about...
Because you know...
Kristen didn't mention any names...
or even a location.
Even though we all know what she meant...
No... that's the opposite of a famewhore.
I mean it's not like she announced her
engagement at an awards show...
or made a point to get married during
Breaking Dawn promotion...
Or sold her wedding pics to a gossip rag...
THAT would be a famewhore. 
And that's not Kristen.
Cute... but not the same, is it?

 And that brings up to the 'events' that Rob and Ashley 
have been promoting.
Robert has been his usual adorkable self.
Charming and witty...
Trying to say what he is thinking...
But then stopping himself and laughing.
I thought Rob and Ashley did well together.
Ashley is lovely... and sweet
and there's no doubt she is a good friend
to both Rob and Kristen.
She had to deal with a lot...
but I'm sure the extra attention is worth it for her.
Of course...
People were still trying (in vain)
to push her and Rob together.
while you could see that they were friends...
There wasn't anything else there.
Robert looked at her.
And he smiled at her.
And he laughed with her.
Of course he did.
But it wasn't the same.
"It's obvious"
For the most part...
Robert looked indifferent to the whole thing.
Robert looked at Ashley...
But not like he looks at Kristen.
Robert smiled at Ashley...
But not how he smiles at Kristen.
Robert posed with Ashley...
But not how he poses with Kristen.
There was something... missing.
In his eyes.
In his smile.
I dare say we shall see a different Robert
this coming week...
The change will be undeniable.
Everything he does with Kristen
He does bigger
You'll see.

Twirling in the storm
What is he thinking in this picture?
And then...
Rob was all kinds of cute in the Q and A's.
But isn't he always?
He does tend to get off the rails a bit...
But isn't that part of his charm?

During part of the press conference...
Ashley and Rob 
on stage
With a slew of microphones in front of them.
I'm guessing they didn't realize that every thing
they said to each other would be picked up
and everyone would hear it.
But we all got a giggle out of Rob.

(so many... so many)
Thanks to Robstenation

Rob talks about Edward handling being a dad. Rob: My girlfriend... Ash: Your wife...Rob: My wife, yes, I'm sorry.  Filming with a baby is the most fun and very simple. 

Rob mentions about having a real priest. "It was weird as well because there was a real priest, so essentially me and Kristen are married now, because we just did the same thing as in a wedding,[laughs]  like we just don't have a civil union or whatever...not by law but by the eyes of the Church we're actually married." To Ash "That is actually true"  Ashley: "Remember when you kept getting her name wrong?"

Couple of things.



No people.
No one thinks they are REALLY married.
But isn't it all kinds of adorable
for Rob to say that he and Kristen are married
in the eyes of the church?
My god the reactions to this were ridiculous.
Even Gossip Cop got in on it.
Thing is?
Rob is the one who said it.
Not some gossip.
Not some blog.
Not some hater.
Not some fan.
He said it.
And what did he say to Ashley?

I'm sure Rob realizes that he and Kristen
aren't married by law.
And he was commenting on the minister
who turned out to be a real minister
(although I think it was after the movie)
He was being cute
(which he does well btw)
But maybe he really feels that way... huh?
Is that so hard to believe?
I mean... seriously.
Rob and Kristen are standing in front of a minister
even if its on a movie set.
Kristen talked about 'her day'
and 'my wedding dress'
A lot of the cast talked about how REAL it was
and how emotional to see their friends walk down the aisle
Don't you think it was Rob and Kristen
walking down the aisle that made it emotional?
And then Rob kept getting her name wrong...
I Edward... take you Kristen...
ALL kinds of cute.
That's good enough for me.

You may kiss the bride...
What have we learned?

is way better than

Live it.
Learn it.
With acceptance comes peace.

This post is brought to you by...

Thomas Sturridge.

Shaggy and curly.
There are 367 reasons I adore him.
I won't get into them here.
At least not now.

The last question remains...
Where did Rob go after Sweden?
Come on guys...
Isn't it Obvious?

November will be fantastic.
Robert and Kristen
Sit back and enjoy the ride.
It will be a blast!
And keep the umbrellas handy...
Foam is in the forecast.

Bye for now
I'm singing in the Foam...

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Six Simple Words

I wasn't going to go there.
I mean...
What is there to really say at this point?
You know me.
 I just can't pass up something THIS good.
I mean... come on!
Something this awesome falls in my lap
I have to comment on it.
I always have some thoughts...



3. So Rob let it be known that he was indeed in
London last week.
We kinda knew that didn't we?
We kinda knew that even though he had to go 
back to LA before he flew out to Paris...
That he was there seeing his girl.
Excuses are coming fast and furious.
Even though just a few scant days ago...
There was all kinds of howling about how Rob
was NEVER in London.
How he NEVER wants to be with Kristen.
How he was seen in L.A. by their 'sources'
during the same time he was in London.

Really? (bible)

4. So people were analyzing the living fuck
(living fuck?)
out of the interview...
Trying to determine what Rob REALLY said.
There are some good conspiracy theories
(there always are)

a. Rob is goofed up on his days/months
He doesn't know what he is talking about.
not last week.

b. Rob said WEEKS
As in
"I was in London last WEEKS"
Because now apparently Robert
cannot speak proper English.
(Not to be confused with being
a proper English boyfriend)

c. Rob was in London
but it was for WORK!
Summit made him say that.
Never mind that he was not photographed once
Never mind that he stayed out of the public eye

d. Rob is a liar.
He's only saying this because he has to.
He gets a lot of money to lie.

Tell me you're joking...
f. Rob was ONLY in London
(if he really was in London)
because he has family and friends there!
Kristen probably wasn't in London at the same time!!

g. WHO CARES where he was??
Rob and Kristen have only seen each other
for like a day since Breaking Dawn ended.
That is not EPIC LURVE!!


Stupidity is FUNNY!!
5. Thing is...
We've learned a lot from these six simple words.
"I was in London last week"

(Ready for more?)

z. I've always said that Rob (and Kristen) have
no problem getting in and out of airports
and seeing each other
without anyone being the wiser.
This last London trip proves that point.
No one saw him come in.
No one saw him leave.
he admits he was there.
So how many other times do you think
that Rob and Kristen have managed to visit the other?
You have no idea.
Keep dreaming that they have only been together
the times you know about.
Rob has made it pretty clear that he will fly anywhere
to see Kristen.
Even if it means having to fly back to LA
and then fly right back out to Paris.
True Love.


x. what makes this even better?
Is you hear Robert say it with his own words.
No dubbing.
No excuses.
No "Weeks"


Can they be any more adorable?
This post is brought to you by 

because no matter what happens...
Laughing and smiling
always beats 
Pissing and moaning.

And its also brought to you by
Are you fucking kidding me with that?

And last but never least.
Tom Sturridge.

I could watch him laugh all damn day.

Because Tom gets it.

Bye for now

Monday, October 24, 2011

Rob and Kristen- London Rendezvous

Ready? Set? Go!

Robert in Paris.
Sounds all kinds of romantic, doesn't it?
I've been to Paris.
And while I'm glad I got a chance to visit
I preferred London.
Kinda like Robert.


Goatee scruff?

Rob looked pretty amazing.
Shock and Awe!
His hair looked great.
And although he did cut his beard back dramatically...
He did keep a good amount of scruff.
Scruff always wins.

I guess the Paris "event"
was a 10 minute sneak peek of Breaking Dawn...
and then Rob and Ashley answered some questions.

Awwww... so purty.

Let's talk about Ashley... shall we?
She looked lovely.
I like Ashley.
She was a complete professional.


People got a bit worked up over her.
Because that's what they do.
People were 'shipping' Rob and Ashley.
Because she's not Kristen.
People were up in arms that Ashley was there.
Because for some reason Rob isn't allowed
to promote anything if Kristen isn't there.
You fuckers are crazy.
Ashbert! Robley!

Let's face it, people.
We all saw the same pictures.
Robert looked wonderful...
But that 'spark' just wasn't there.
Sure... he smiled
And it's obvious that he and Ashley are friends.
Which is why she is the one who is filling in
while Kristen can't be there.
(Come on now... who else would it be?)

Rob can walk and smile at the same time!

It all looked very pleasant and nice.
The French fans from what I could tell
were very polite and well behaved.
Very little screaming.
They were respectful of Rob and Ashley.
And no...
Rob didn't look sad
or distraught
(He did just see Kristen that past week)
To be honest...
When does Kristen get here?
He just looked... bored.
Kinda like the PCA's...
Look familiar?

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone...

The only time Rob looked truly happy and animated...
is when he was talking to fans
And when he was out to dinner.

It's so blatantly obvious that Rob just isn't
as smiley and happy
when Kristen isn't around.
He just never looks like this...

Here comes the sun...

With anyone else.
I know it.
You know it.
Otherwise people wouldn't work so damn hard
trying to prove otherwise.

And it's all right...

I say ship away!
S.S. AnyoneButKristen

Go for it.
Keep trying to push Rob together with
"Anyone But Kristen"
But be prepared to be disappointed.
When Kristen shows up by Rob's side.
And the sparks fly...
and the bubble in in full effect...
When Rob can't take his eyes off of Kristen.
You can not only see the difference in Robert
whenever Kristen is around...
You can FEEL it.

And it feels so good

This post is brought to you by ON THE ROAD.

Rob is on the road for the next month...
It's always good to see Robert
It will be better to see Rob and Kristen.
I can't wait.
Good times ahead!

I love Tom's smile.

 And Tom and Kristen will be On The Road
I cannot wait for this movie.
Tom and Kristen.
Iconic book.

Bye for now

Thanks, Robert...
But we already knew that.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Does It Really Matter?

What is wrong with this picture?

So pictures come out of Rob leaving LAX.
How can it be so?

First off...
Why are there like a billion pictures of him?
How many fucking pictures does ANYONE need?
Every damn step...
by step...
And there was video.
I have a hard enough time seeing Robert
looking stern and annoyed in a still photo...
I didn't want to watch it.

I digress.

So Robert left LA.
These were the first pictures we have seen of him in 3 weeks.
Some people would have you believe that he never left LA.
That he was never in London. 
(Airplanes are wonderful things.. )
I was haunting London...
(He was)
Conveniently ignoring the tweets and sightings that put him 
in London for a week.
But honestly?
What does it matter?
Either you believe or you don't.
That's all there is to it.
Nothing is going to change anyone's mind.
Even when Rob and Kristen get married...
There will be conspiracy theories.
It will NEVER end.
So why keep trying to find sanity in the insane?
Find logic in the illogical?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't affect your life
(At least it shouldn't)
And it definitely doesn't matter to Rob and Kristen
if you believe they are together or not.

Don't feed the hate.

I know I've talked about this before...
But if a tree falls on a hyena in the woods...
and no one is there to hear it's constant yapping
Does it make a sound?
Does anyone care?
And No.
Irrelevant forever remains irrelevant.

Let's see how peaceful it can be.

So let's focus on what is important.

1. Rob was all beardy and walking.
Isn't that good news?
Isn't that always good news??
I'm liking the beard.
I know a lot of people don't like it.
They prefer Rob more Edward Cullen...
But not me.
I actually am more of a 'scruff' kinda girl
But I enjoy a nice beard.
Oh yes I do.
And now people are hoping he shaves it before promo.
You gotta wonder.
I hope he doesn't.
 But then...
You know how I roll

And Shaggy! (Green Sheep)

I would love to see Robert and Thomas together
All beardy and shaggy and scrappy.

I guess it remains to be seen if either of them 
will keep their beards at this point.
Rob with promo
and Tom filming "Effie"

Twirling with anticipation!

The Pretty.

2. Rob is now on the European leg of promo!
We will get to see lots of smiley, goofy Rob...
Saying things he probably shouldn't say.
He's so charming and witty...
And it will be good to hear him laugh.
And it will be even better to see this...

You and me... that's the way it should be...
3. Rob and Kristen in LA!!
Doing the handprints...
Doing the premiere.
Remember how fucking EPIC the Eclipse premiere was?
(OK, not as epic as WFE premiere... hehehehe)
But um...
Their love showed in every move... every look they made.
Besides... Rob will have some time between Stockholm and LA
Possibly swing by London and pick up his girl?

It's going to be ALL kinds of good!

You and Me
Final Thoughts.

Even if you don't believe in Rob and Kristen
and think their relationship is just "PR"
How does a break up play into promoting Breaking Dawn?
Does that even make sense?
If you are faking a relationship for years...
For the sole purpose of promoting these movies...
Why would you have them 'break up'
right before the 4th movie...
With still another movie to promote a year from now?
Wouldn't 'exit strategy' be more useful... 
say in 2013?
Just a thought.

I do think people on both sides of this fandom 
need to step back.
When you find yourself stressing out
about where Robert is 24/7
or why Kristen isn't wearing a gold ring...
If you get upset because 
Rob and Kristen
Aren't falling neatly into your preconceived idea
of what a relationship should be...
If you are checking airlines
And blowing up pictures to see whats in Rob's pocket
Worrying about how much time they spend together...
Those are YOUR issues.
Not theirs.
You need to sit back and relax...
and try to enjoy the upcoming promo.
Because really...
It's supposed to be about the fun.
The happiness of seeing Rob and Kristen together
and being excited about Breaking Dawn.
It's not about self inflicted angst and drama.
So this is where I draw the line.

I choose happy.
I choose to focus on all the goodness
that is coming our way.
The smiles.
The R/K bubble.
The touches.
The kisses.
The Love.

 You can choose to believe what you want...
I will believe the Truth.

This post is brought to you by Peace.

Bye for now
John. Paul. George and Ringo.