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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Birthday Wishes

You may or may not have noticed that I was  'out of touch'
this past weekend.
OK... so you probably didn't notice
But it does seem that whenever I have limited access
to the internet... Stuff happens.

Well this time it was the Academy Awards.
Kristen was invited to present.
She showed up looking lovely
Perhaps a bit disheveled because she was struggling
with crutches... and nervous...
But lovely just the same.
How could she NOT be beautiful?

Kristen exists
therefore the same lame tired 'jokes'
make an appearance.
Thing is...
Kristen didn't do ANYTHING wrong.
She gamely showed up...
She smiled and did her part
(and yes... she DID smile. A lot)
But yet...
She got attacked by the low level
Z listers looking for attention.
I guess that is what happens.

Attention seeking 101
Criticize Kristen Stewart 
and have your 5 seconds of attention.

Here's what I learned from the Academy Awards.

1. It doesn't matter what Kristen says...
Doesn't say.
Doesn't do.
There will always be people who want to put her down.
Was this Kristen BEST look ever?
No. (Cannes still wins that one for me)
But she still looked lovely.
You try hobbling around on crutches in front
of millions of people with all eyes watching
and analyzing and criticizing your EVERY move
and tell me how you would do?
I can tell you.
You would fucking FALL APART under the intense
scrutiny that tiny girl gets every day.
Every fucking day.
And for what?
As far as I know...
Kristen has NEVER criticized another actor 
or said a bad thing about anyone personally.
She's not committed any crime
Or failed to show up for work.
In fact...
Anyone that actually KNOWS Kristen
The one person who would ever have any right
to be personally affected by what Kristen has said or done
has chosen to love her and be by her side.
What does that tell you?

2. There are dozens of pictures of Kristen looking beautiful
and smiling.
but what pictures do the hags and rags focus on?

“People have decided how they are going to perceive her,” Rob says.
 “No matter how many times she smiles, 
they’ll put in one picture where she’s not smiling.”

And Rob should know... shouldn't he?

"That whole system of Internet journalists,
 where no one is called to account, is almost entirely about hate. 
All these people get away with doing it
 because they have no responsibility to anyone."
With Stewart by his side during in the interview, 
the 24-year-old Brit adds angrily, 
"There are so many little nerds behind their computers, 
on their little blogs."

Let's face it...
Most of these low level comedians/actors/nerdy bloggers
use the 'comb your hair' and 'Smile' bullshit
to get noticed...

And as far as insults go... 

 They are insignificant.

"The strangest part about being famous is you
 don't get to give first impressions anymore. 
Everyone already has an impression of you before you meet them."

3. I realize the hags and the rags have enjoyed these moments
of trashing Kristen for EXISTING...
But the people that matter?
They don't care what low life scum have to say.
In fact...
It just makes them all the more protective.

"It's OK."

“I felt so bad,” Daniel said. “I just wanted to pick her up,
 put her in my arms and carry her onto the stage.”
“I probably would have dropped her and opened her wound again,” Daniel joked.
Kristen and Daniel obviously have a mutual friend…Robert Pattinson. 
But interestingly enough, this was the very first time the two met each other.
“I felt like this was a long time coming,” Daniel said.
 “I feel like we've been meant to meet.This was the perfect way.
 And you know what? She is so nice—really, really nice.”

“I think that it’s awful when people misinterpret my being uncomfortable as,
 like, ‘I don’t want to be here.’ 
It’s really the opposite- I’m too concerned."
She then added: "I absolutely love it so much. 
I don’t expect to seem cool to everyone;
nor do I want to be. 
I think that’s the opposite of the definition of cool.
 So I don’t care at all"

"It's not a terrible thing if you're either loved or hated. 
But honestly, I don't care 'cause it doesn't keep me from doing my thing.
I apologize to everyone for making them so angry. 
It was not my intention." she said.

4. Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart LIKE each other.

When Jennifer Lawrence spotted her fellow actress hobbling along 
with the walking aids, she rushed over to hug Kristen, 
exclaiming: 'Hey, what happened, Dude?'

They both say "DUDE"
They are both young and gifted...
gorgeous and talented
They are both a bit clumsy and awkward
And say things that are misinterpreted and misunderstood.
One is cherished for being 'adorkable' and cute
One is crucified.

Jennifer Lawrence flips the finger in the press room
at the Academy Awards...
It's charming and cheeky
She's graciously goofy.
When Kristen does it?
She's a spoiled ungrateful brat
who needs to smile more.
See what I mean?
Can you imagine what would happen if
Kristen had flipped off the press at the Academy Awards?
Boggles the mind.
But no matter
she does gets persecuted for looking 'bored'
It's all about perception, I suppose.
Which is rarely... reality.

This is most definitely Jennifer Lawrence's time to SHINE
and she is glowing brightly.
She deserves all her success and awards.
But her success has nothing to do with Kristen.
They are friends.
Deal with it.

5. Last but not least...

Robert Pattinson.

Do you think the vitriol being spewed about Kristen
has affected Rob and Kristen's relationship?
We all know how protective Rob is
(Let's ask Nikki about that... shall we?)
Even when he's thousands of miles away...
You can be sure he is taking care of his girl.
Don't you worry about that.

And here's the bottom line.

Kristen is still prettier than you
Skinnier than you
Richer than you
More famous than you
BETTER than you.
And guess what?

Robert Pattinson loves her.

So laugh on about her hair...
or her lack of smiling
or whatever obsessive bullshit you need to spew
(because let's face it...
You can't go 5 minutes without talking about her)
At the end of the day
None of that matters.

Robert loves her.
And that's really what this is ALL about.

That is what REALLY matters.

The lame jokes will fade.
The insults will disappear...
Robert and Kristen

Chew on that.

I don’t care about the voracious, starving shit eaters
 who want to turn truth into shit. 

this post is brought to you by the shit eaters.

Enjoy your shit.
I'm sure it's as bitter to swallow
as it is to spew.

Final thoughts.

1. Stop telling me to change the name of my blog.
Go write you own blog and you can
name it anything you want.
Write about anything... anyone you want!
What a concept!

2. I often get asked what I will do IF
Rob and Kristen ever break up.
I will do nothing.
What should I do?
I will continue being a fan of BOTH
Robert and Kristen.
Regardless of their relationship.
But I'm not worried.
At all.
The force is strong with them...

3. Yes.
It's my birthday.
Happy Birthday to me.
I'm older.
And one step closer to death.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!
It makes me smile

4. As long as I'm having fun
I will continue to write about
Robert, Kristen and Thomas.

Especially Thomas.
I fucking adore him.

I made some pretty fantastic birthday wishes...
Let's just wait and see which ones come true.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Overture, Curtain, Lights.

Double Whammy for the Lunatic Fringe today...
Their biscuits are indeed BURNING
and there is a bitter stink in the air.


Kristen was seen out and about with friends.
She looks healthy and beautiful... as always.
It doesn't end there...
No Sir Ree Bob.
Or maybe I should say

You know.
Marcus Foster.
Rob's musician friend.
The same friend that put Kristen in his video 
a little while back...

Haunted Beauty.

So anyway...
The Fringe can't seem to accept that Marcus
OBVIOUSLY likes hanging out with Kristen.
Even when Rob isn't there...

1. "Marcus is just with her to help sell the DVD!!!"

2. "Rob and Marcus aren't really friends anymore, right?"

3. "I never cared for Marcus... he's just a famewhore
trying to get attention."


I know... right?

And then what else happened?

#kristenstewart to present at the #oscars on sunday. @TheAcademy

Our gorgeous Kristen will be a presenter
at the Academy Awards!!
You remember Kristen...
The one that the Fringe claimed would be SHUNNED
from Hollywood...
The one that they said would never be accepted 
or find work ever again
Yeah... THAT Kristen.

Fucking Lunatics.

They are so burnt right now.
Crisp. Toasty.

Because (as usual)
Every prediction they have ever made
has not come true.
Every theory.
Every rumor.
Every prognosis.
Every hunch
And again.

Kristen WINS.
And again.

This red dress is my FAVORITE look of Kristen's EVER.
And not just because of the man next to her.
(Whom always has a favorite look no matter what)
I hope she goes with color.
Even if its not red...
She will look gorgeous no matter what she wears
But for some odd (or not so odd) reason
I want her look to fucking KILL!
The best revenge is looking sexy hot
AND still have Robert Pattinson's heart.
Did I say Kristen wins?
She fucking knocks that shit out of the park.

Oh and by the way?
Rob and Kristen
End up 

Don't forget.

Won't be long now...

This post is brought to you by the letter S.

Sour Grapes.

I hope the Fringe chokes on them.

And Robert Pattinson.

Because outside of his phenomenal walking pics...
Nothing is better than a profile shot.

And Tom Sturridge.
Because that's what I do.
Because I adore him.
A lot.

Until next time.
(Stay Pressed!)

Bye for now

Overture, curtains, lights, 
This is it, the night of nights 
No more rehearsing and nursing a part 
We know every part by heart 
Overture, curtains, lights 
This is it, you'll hit the heights 
And oh what heights we'll hit 
On with the show this is it 

Tonight what heights we'll hit 
On with the show this is it!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Write.

Time to dig deep into the darkest
recesses of my email.
Sticks and Stones can break my bones...
So please...
Don't throw sticks and stones!!

Rosese you must be crying in your cheerios that Rob and Ksl*t 
weren't reunited for valentines day! 
LOLOL Stupid sheeps actually thought Rob wanted her there?
They are done. You must as well face it. 
Rob has moved on to someone who will appreicate him
 and never hurt him. LOLOLOL we win! 
-- Nonsten Forever

Dear NF
No, I'm afraid I'm not crying in my Cheerios...
(What does that even mean?)
Although your email does hurt my brain thus making 
my eyes water... does that count?
What did you win exactly?
I'll admit that I would have loved to have seen
Rob and Kristen together on Valentines Day.
But I like seeing them together no matter the day.
But after finding out just where Rob was in Australia
and that it wasn't really a fun place to visit...
It doesn't really surprise me.
Loonies seem to forget that Rob is on the other side
of the world... WORKING.
He's not on vacation living it up without her.
But let's be honest
If she goes or doesn't go
It matters little in the grand scheme of their relationship
Rob and Kristen are perfectly FINE.
There is NO separation.
They will be together soon enough.

Hi Rose! Love your blog!
What did you think of the pic of Rob and Kristen in the car?
Everyone seemed to make a big deal out of it.
When was it taken?
-- Amy

Hi Amy-
Let's see.
I thought the picture was cute.
And that's because its a pic of Rob and Kristen together.
Yeah, there was a lot of drama over WHEN it was taken.
Not sure why it mattered.
There is this line drawn in the Robsten universe now....
Well... it turns out this picture was taken BEFORE.
Does it make it less cute? No.
Does it prove anything or impact anything? No.
It's just a cute picture of Rob and Kristen
much like previous unseen cute pics we have seen in the past.
Enjoy it.
And thanks for the kind words.

Hi Stupid Sheep Bitch.
You must love all the new BD2 pics and videos that are coming out.
You sheep are so desperate you hold on to these old pictures like your
life depended on it! They're old pictures!
Let it go already!! 
-- Anonymous

Oh dear.
I don't suppose you see the complete hypocrisy in your rant?
"Sheep" look back over 4 years of pictures
pausing on some of the sweet moments in Rob/Kristen's relationship.
But the Lunatic Fringe hangs on to one set of pictures from
seven months ago... 
So. I now say to you
"You Fringe are so desperate you hold onto these old pictures
like your life depended on it! They're OLD pictures!
Let it go already!"

How's that working for you?

The end is near! How does it feel to see your SHIP go down?
In another month it will all be over.
How sad for you and your flock.
You had your wool pulled over your eyes by that bitch.
Tick Tock Time is running out.
I can't wait to see the sheep meltdown.
Lamp-chops for everyone!
-- Anonymous

Thank God.

The End IS near.
The end of all the lame PR excuses that you Loonies
have been hiding behind for the last 4 years.
What happens after the DVD drops?
That's in 2 weeks... OH NO!
How long can you drag it out?
What rationalization will you come up with 
when Rob and Kristen show up together again?
And you know that they ALWAYS do.
I expect the psychiatric wards and padded cells
to be overflowing with angry, despondent Loonies.

Tick Tock on the Clock! 

Hi Rose--
LOVE your blog! Thanks for always being a true
fan of both Rob and Kristen.
I just saw on Twitter that the Gio guy 
who always claimed to be so close to Kristen
has some sort of court thing going on that says
he's a fake and a fraud?
What do you think?
-- Libby

Hi Libby.
Yes. Fresh headlines.
I personally never really took much stock in Gio.
He talked a good game (obviously)
But my main thing about him is
HE is the one who always talked about Kristen...
SHE never talked about him.
Of course he knows her... they did work together
during WTTR...
But I always found something... 'off'
about his whole demeanor.
I just don't think a real close friend of hers...
would discuss her personal life on Twitter.
But if what is being said about him is true
(and I guess 'innocent until proven guilty')
Then Kristen was duped along with everyone else.
I honestly don't care about him...
I just don't want Kristen getting dragged into this.

What do you think of the whole trial separation, Rose?
I hate the thought of Kristen sitting home in LA
trying to get through to him and him not taking her calls.
Why isn't she there if they are together?
Do you think they have broken up for good?
I read that Rob is interested in Liberty Ross now!
People keep talking about Kristen and her new co-star
having better chemistry than her and Rob!!
Is it really over?
- Sue

Well. Ok.
Sue. Sue. Sue.
Here's the deal.

1. You shouldn't read the Gossip Rags.
It's ALL lies. All of it.

2. You need to find a different hobby if you not only
read the Gossip Rags... but believe them.

3. Rob and Kristen aren't on a trial separation
or anything remotely close to that.
Rob is W O R K I N G.
Why is that so hard for people to understand?
Every time Rob and/or Kristen go out of the country
to work on a film...
The first thing that is said is 'They are broken up'
And time and time again...
Idiots are proven WRONG.
This time will be NO DIFFERENT.

4. Rob and Liberty?
*deep breath*
oh and

5. Movies depend on chemistry between co-stars.
But its what happens OFF screen that matters.
And the only person Kristen has real chemistry with
is Robert.
Day after day after week after month after year.
It's always Rob and Kristen.
Happily Ever After.

6. Sue... repeat after me.
Rob and Kristen are not broken up.
Rob and Kristen are not over.
Rob and Kristen
End up

That's the end of the mail for today...
Some scary sticks and stones... huh?

This post is brought to you by Robert Pattinson.

He is looking all kinds of cute on the set of the Rover.
I'm a bit excited for this movie... OK?
It's wonderful to see him smile.
To know he is happy.
Even if he is wearing a beanie in the desert.
But then... that's one of the reasons we love him.

And this post is brought to you by
Rob and Kristen.
Because they love being around each other.
On the clock. Off the clock.
All over that fucking clock.
Love is strong.

And of course...
What post of mine would be complete
without mentioning my undying adoration of
Thomas Sturridge?
Well... I guess it wouldn't be a post of mine!

Yep. That's a 'lolly'
Told ya.

Until next time.

Bye for now