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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- Just Dance!

Sue me.
I'm all about the fucking sap.
And the Notebook is about as sappy as you can get...
am I right?

Couple of thoughts.

1. Can we stop with the insider bullshit?
Close to the actor
In the KNOW

Just fucking stop.
Enough already.
No one 'close to the source connection in the know'
is talking about intimate details
about what Rob/Kris are doing
or how they are feeling.

Whether its stuff you want to believe or not
It's complete BULLSHIT.
Gossip rags are making shit up.
Stop giving them hits.
Stop encouraging them to keep lying.
People you think know something... don't.
Not about this.
Surely you don't believe Rob is talking about
his most inner most feelings with someone
who just turns around and blabs it to everyone else?
Robert and Kristen
Two of the most notoriously private people ever...

Quotes from Rob:

"I've never been interested in selling my personal life"

"Um... yeah, I just think... 
I think that its strange to accept that people try to take photographs and stuff... 
Mainly because people try and sell it and any kind of life
 where people are trying to sell every aspect of your life...
Things that aren't intended to be sold... it just makes me feel tacky...
 it makes me feel cheap...
So I prefer, you know... to keep my personal life personal. 
Try to at least."

"I don't know what benefits there would be to talking about it.
 I mean, in logical terms, if you're just walking down the street
 and every single stranger on the street knew your business,
 and came up and felt like they needed to comment on it, 
like, you'd just be like 'SHUT UP! Like I'm gonna kill you!' 
*laughs* and I mean, it's exactly the same mentality. 
I don't really want to try to sell it either.
Maybe if i was selling it, I'd talk about it more." 

Quotes from Kristen:

“People always ask me if I’m dating Robert. It’s beyond annoying . . . 
What I say is, that, why would I want anything that’s private 
to become entertainment for other people? 
This is what I wanted to show you on here.
 People say that if I just tell them everything 
I’ll be left alone,
but God, you think if I tell people they’ll leave me alone?
 They pick up every little scrap, and that’s much worse.”

"I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them. 
People say, 'Just say who you're dating. 
Then people will stop being so ravenous about it.
 It's like, No they won't! They’ll ask for specifics."

2. Where is Robert?
Why does it really matter?
Is he in London?
It's possible.
Does that make your day?
Do you feel like you need to know exactly where
Rob is at all times?
Because that's kinda scary.
Not kinda scary.
Fucking scary.
Wherever he is...
It has no impact on your life.
And no matter how much you want to put
some sort of significance to where he is
It doesn't matter.
Sure... there were a couple of tweets
saying they saw Robert "Patterson"
(nice misspelling...makes it more real... intentional or not?)
On a plane... or some such shit.
If Robert flew on British Airways...
would only ONE person see him?
Kinda hard to believe.
Now him flying private makes much more sense.
But in that case...
That tweet was a lie and this is all moot.
So leave him alone.
If you do see him... why tell the world?
Does that make you special?
Or someone who has no regard for another human being?
Don't you look at Rob and see that?
Don't you see a person who has feelings...
when you look at Kristen?

 Someone sent me an email telling me
in NO uncertain terms that she does NOT
condone cheating in any way
and will never forgive Kristen for what she has done.

Because Kristen didn't do jack shit to you.
You don't have to 'condone' cheating...
Bravo to you.
I'm sure your halo is all bright and shiny.
But I'm pretty sure you're not in a relationship with Kristen...
Why would she want or NEED your forgiveness?

That's the deal with these lunatics.
They feel Kristen cheated on THEM.
Or they are all wrapped up in being all self righteous
and indignant on Rob's behalf.
Get the fuck over yourself.
You're not in this relationship.
No one gives a fuck if you approve or not.
This isn't your life.
This didn't happen to you.

None of us do.
Most importantly...
None of us should.

3. Marlowe Sturridge.
I debated whether or not to post this picture...
But since you can't see her face
I thought it was OK.
I still struggle with the whole pap thing.
You know that.
I don't go to the trashy sites that publish them...
But I do see them.
I kinda promised myself that I would not post pics
where its obvious that the people in them
are very upset and/or being harassed.
Where the person looks miserable and angry
and the cameras are in their face.
Where the paps are being intrusive and rude.
And as long as they aren't on private property
and in a public setting....
Am I rationalizing?
A little bit.
Because I realize that 99% of the pics
I see of Rob/Kris/Tom
are paparazzi pics.
But I can be choosy about which ones I post.

And that brings us back to this one with
Thomas and his beautiful daughter.
You can't really see her face...
Just a peek of her nose and a swath of hair.
I'm not posting it because of what you can see of Marlowe...
I'm posting it because it shows the love
between Tom and his little baby precious.
And he probably wouldn't like that I posted this...
but I find the connection between
Tom and his baby girl...
beyond adorable.
Brilliantly sweet.

Forgive me Thomas.
For I have sinned.
I promise to behave next time.

4. Someone posted this on Twitter.
It made me laugh.
It made me happy.
It made me realize that we haven't had a lot to twirl about lately.
But I have good feelings about the future.
I just do.
Good Twirly Feelings.
I have faith that everything will be OK.
So grab your ribbon...
and DANCE!

This post is brought to you by rationalizations.

We all do it.
But you need to look at why you do it.
Makes a difference.

Until next time

Bye for now

Friday, August 24, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Elephants and Unicorns

I love this Rob.
Quite possibly my favorite Rob.
Happy as hell.
So incredibly charming.

I miss him too.

I'm not saying he's still not all those things...
He is.
But its different now.
He's guarded.

Not a bad thing to be...
And I always knew he would change in many ways
over the course of the years.
It's inevitable.
We all change.
He grew up.

But I still miss him.

 This is Rob from the other night.
He was on Jimmy Kimmel.
It was a cute interview.
Kimmel didn't ask how he was doing...
He talked about silly things
He made Rob laugh.
He promoted Cosmopolis.

As much as Rob looks different now...
He looks the same.
Does that make sense?
Probably not.
I still get dizzy from the simple act of him walking.
So forgive me.

Rob is still wrinkled.
Rob is still tousled.
He's just better groomed.
And he's is knowing.
He's aware.
The goofy guy who used to fumble for the right words...
Knows exactly what he is going to say.
He has to.
He knows.

Well, you can knock me down, 
Step in my face, 
Slander my name 
All over the place. 

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh, 
Honey, lay off of my shoes 
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. 
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. 

I like the shoes.
I like the strut.
I like the swagger.
I like the smirk.
I like the spirit.

If I'm ever nostalgic for what was...
All I have to do is look at him walking.
I go right back to 2008.

I'm putting this picture in this post...
because I still believe the two of them are friends.
And I still believe that Tom would put his arm around her
and protect her... if he could.

I love and adore Thomas.
And his integrity and loyalty as a friend
has been proven again and again.

I've debated talking about the 
"elephant in the room"
Some people said I should...
Some people said I shouldn't.
A lot of people have a lot to say.

And for once...
I really don't.
I have never really acknowledged the elephant before.
I never told other people that the elephant was there.
Some people saw the elephant.
Some didn't.
I never really cared one way or another.
As long as the elephant doesn't step on anyone...
I was good.

You don't need me to tell you what you see.
You can make up your own mind.

I love Conan.
He makes me laugh out loud.
This gif pretty much sums up the fandom for me right now.
The hate and lunacy is out of control.
The hate has always been ridiculous...
But now people think its OK.
Now they don't have to hide in their private forums
and blogs... behind locked twitters.
They don't have to pretend anymore
They have come out of the woodwork
Out from under their rocks and dark places...
They think they are right to hate.
They think its acceptable.

What happens when someone turns on the light?

Wait and see.

This post is brought to you by my adoration of
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Thomas Sturridge.

It's possible.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Hang in there.
It's going to be OK.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- By The Numbers

Random (albeit extremely exhausted) Rose

1. The above pictures...
A couple of weeks ago it might have pained me to even look at them.
They are wonderful pictures... aren't they?
It shows two people who enjoy each others company...
Have real chemistry
A connection.
Perhaps even glimpses of them falling in love.
So no.
They don't pain me.
They make me smile.
And one of the reasons I smile is because...
I know we will see this sort of thing again.

2. OK... I'm back from Hawaii.
And I've never worked so hard during a vacation in my life.
Hiking Diamond Head.
Walking Waikiki Beach.
Snorkeling at Sharks Cove.
Touring Pearl Harbor.
Trekking to Manoa Falls.
Drinking every night.
Listening to music.
Learning to hula

(Now THAT was a sight to behold)

So yeah.

And on top of all that... I got a bit (a lot) sick after all the travel.
Till my daddy took the T-bird away!

I'm glad I was there...
I'm glad I'm back.

3. I missed 95% of Rob's promo this past week.
I saw snippets here and there.
I read as much as I could.
I did manage to watch the GMA interview.
He looked...
But Rob ALWAYS looks fucking good.
Even when he's not trying to look good
The man looks even better.
So he was trying to look good here.
And it worked.
He looked a bit thinner since the last time
Perhaps a wee bit tired around the eyes.
But he handled himself wonderfully.
Robert is a professional.
He was doing ALL THAT to promote Cosmopolis.

“I’ve never been interested in trying to sell my personal life
 and that’s really the only reason people bring it up.”

He didn't give anything away.
As usual.
No matter what the gossip rags want you to think.


And I, for one... am beyond happy about it.

“The tabloid industry does terrible, terrible things for the world. 
It makes people stupid. People say [tabloids] are about escapism,
 and people have got to get away from the misery of the world.
 It’s like, ‘No, people are lazy, and they don’t want to try.’ … 
Every time I’ve looked at a magazine like that, I’ve regretted it.
 I gain absolutely nothing from it.
 And neither does anyone else.”

If it doesn't come out of Rob or Kristen's mouth...
I'm inclined to not believe it.
No more informed, reliable, dependable
100 % confirmed
close to the actor
fucking sources.
They mean shit.

The only 'sources' that matter
are Robert and Kristen.
And when it comes to their relationship
They aren't talking.

4. There were pap pics of Kristen taken yesterday.
I decided not to post them.
I don't know.
I prefer happy pictures where shes not being stalked.
I mean...
It was good to see her out and about.
I want her to be OK.
But it never ends there.
It goes on
(Sandlot reference... in case you're wondering)

People were saying she looked wonderful!
People were saying she was giving signs to her fans!
People were saying it was a big FUCK YOU to her haters!


For one.
She didn't look wonderful.
She looked thin... and tired.
And annoyed.
Leave her the fuck alone already.
She was walking to her damn car.
And do you really think she was wearing...
or not wearing 'tokens' as some sort of sign?
I'm sure she plans her day around what to wear
in case the vultures get pictures of her
to send secret coded messages out to her fans.
Of course she does.
She has nothing else to worry about these days.
Just how WE feel.
That must be it.
Kristen exists to make US happy!!
We are ALL that matters to her!
(You might need a towel to wipe off the sarcasm...)

5. I was talking to my friend on the phone this morning...
(You know who you are... winky winky nudgey nudgey)
And we were discussing the shit that annoys us the most about
this whole ongoing drama.
She prefers to call it the 'incident'
I like that.
A lot.
It's not an AFFAIR
It's not the END of the World
It's not a fucking BREAK UP.
Rob isn't Kristen's EX-Boyfriend.
Kristen isn't Rob's EX-girlfriend.

You may want to believe that its over...
But you must love being disappointed.
And if you are reveling in this drama
If THOSE pictures make your life?
(Unfortunately this is the truth for so many out there)
It's obvious you don't have one of your own.

And a lot of people will be eating crow...
You know the ones.
The 'fair-weather' fans.
The ones who were never really Kristen's fans in the first place.
The ones that couldn't wait to toss her aside
to discard her
at the first sign of trouble in paradise.
So many people picked a 'side' in this drama.
Instead of just supporting the people involved...
They sat in judgement.
They threw stones.
They were quick to criticize and attack
without all the facts.
What happens when Rob and Kristen show up
somewhere together?
What happens when they move forward... Together?
Not if.
There is no fucking if.
IF isn't in my vocabulary at this moment in time.

I've heard crow is tough to swallow...
I hope you choke on it.

6. Thomas was at the London premiere of ON THE ROAD
last week.
He was incredible.
As always.
The beanie/suit combination is awesome.
Tom pulls it off.
But the best part...
aside from his incredible blue eyes?
His incredible loyalty.

When asked about Robert and Kristen
what did he say?

"I don't talk about my friends behind their backs."

and when asked about baby Marlowe?

"I don't want to talk about it, that's my precious private stuff..."

Don't tell me that doesn't tug at your heartstrings.
Even my blackened charred Grinch heart beat a little faster
when I heard Tom say that...
Of course
Tom could say 'spinach' and I would melt.
He's THAT good.

7. Hawaii.
This sunset was taken at the little bar and grill
at our resort.
The sunsets were gorgeous.

This post is brought to you by numbers.

My week in numbers.

4271 emails

20 unfollows

5 hour time difference

 760 feet to the peak of Diamond Head


4232 miles from Milwaukee to Honolulu

8 hour flight.

December 7, 1941
(Pearl Harbor really got to me)

1 Green Sheep.

Until next time

Bye for now

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Rob and Kristen-- Any Road Will Take You There

This is one of my favorite pictures of Rob and Kristen.
It was the beginning...

I really don't have any pithy comments anymore.
I'm kinda tired of the endless twitlongers
expressing anger/sadness/regret 
about something that doesn't concern us.
I'm tired of all the judgement and accusations
about a relationship that we have only seen minutes at a time.
I'm tired of the undeserved hatred that Kristen Stewart has been
getting in this fandom from day one.
I'm tired of the assumptions and speculation made by
people who just want to profit off other peoples pain.
I'm tired that people seem to forget that Rob and Kristen
are flawed human beings... 
and they have feelings just like you or me.

All I will say is that I want Rob and Kristen to find happiness
Wherever that road leads.

I think when they come out on the other side...
They will be together.
But that's just me.

This fandom is incredibly selfish.
We don't want what is best for Rob and Kristen
We want what is best for us.
Let's face it...
The outcome we desire
whatever that may be
Isn't based on what will make Rob and Kristen happy...
It's what will make us happy.

I just want them to be OK.
No matter what I want or think will happen.
They deserve happiness.
I want people to just fucking leave them alone.

Rob is going to be on TV next week
promoting Cosmopolis.
I wish people could just focus on that.
I wish people could let Rob do his job
without having to put up with people screeching at him
about private intimate parts of his life...
Like they think they are entitled.

Next week is about Cosmopolis.
Rob is proud of this movie.
Rob is so proud of this movie that he is willing
to subject himself to some of the worst
this fandom has to offer.

Good Luck Rob.
I hope you have a LOT of security around you.
(and maybe some silver bullets?)

Final thoughts.

Normally I wouldn't post a pap picture of someone's baby...
But since you can't see baby Marlowe
I wanted to comment on something that I love about this picture
(Besides Tom... hair knot and all)
How protective Thomas is.
Look at him.
His arm is wrapped around the handle of the buggy...
He is holding on tight to his little girl.
How fucking adorable is that?
How adorable is HE??

Green Sheep.
Fucking forever.

2. I leave for Hawaii tomorrow morning.
I will be gone a week.
I doubt I will be posting anything in that time.
Unless I'm sitting in a chair like the picture above
(which I plan on doing a lot, I may add)
and I get on my Ipad and post a picture or two.
It will definitely be hit or miss.
I have a dear friend watching the blog for me.
So all is taken care of.


Until next time.

Bye for now

And if you don't know where you're going
Any road will take you there

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Here Comes The Sun

Random Thoughts

1) It's been a couple of weeks now...
Remember what I posted?

What We Actually Know.

1. Creepy pics of gross director with his arms around Kristen
and kissing her in her car.

2. Kristen's apology to everyone she hurt...
and her desperate love for Rob.

I said that was all we actually knew.
What have we learned in 2 weeks?

3. Rob's reps will come out and talk about
Rob's upcoming appearances with Cosmopolis.
They will discuss his job.
His promotion.
His work.
Not the intimate details of his personal life.

That's what we know.

I can tell you what we don't know...

No matter what you read...
Where you read it.
Good Gossip
Bad Gossip.
The key word is

That includes those beacons of
honesty and truth
People and US Magazines.

2) Rob is making an appearance on The Daily Show and GMA
People were ALL aflutter about 'poor' Rob.
'How is he going to handle it??'
Rob is a grown man.
He knows EXACTLY what he is doing.
He's working.
If he doesn't want to discuss something...
He won't.
How much simpler does it have to be?
He's promoting his movie.
Something he is incredibly proud of.
Part of the job.
And honestly...
Wouldn't it be GREAT to see him smile??
Yes it would.

3) I admitted that I was WAY over invested
in this relationship.
I never thought I would react the way I have.
But at least I have learned something from all this.
Keeping it at arm's length from now on.

It's kinda like I'm sitting on the edge of a pier...
My feet just dangling in the water
barely touching the surface
Enough to get wet
Enough to feel how cool the water is...
But I'm not diving in
I'm never going in too deep again.

I've always said the lunatic fringe were rabid hyenas....
Ripping. Shredding. Devouring.
Picking the meat off the bone.
Guess I was right.
Look at them circling... going in for the kill.
Acting like Kristen personally punched them in the gut.
Predictable behavior is... well... Predictable.
Fucking scavengers.

This post is brought to you by Faith.

I have it.
I have faith that Robert knows what he is doing.
I have faith that Kristen is doing the right thing.
I have faith in love.
I have faith in forgiveness.
I have faith that everything isn't as clear cut
as you think it is...
I have faith that everything will be OK.
I have faith in Rob and Kristen.

I also have faith in Tom Sturridge.
I just do.
Because I want to.
Shut up.

I don't have any song lyrics to close this out...
But I do have a quote that I've used before.
It fits.

And as we all know in life
It's useless to obsess over things
over which we have no control.

We don't.
We can hope.
We can want Rob and Kristen to be OK
and to find happiness
But it's useless to obsess over something
that in the grand scheme of things
really shouldn't affect our lives.
No matter how badly we want something
This belongs to Rob and Kristen.
The Good.
The Bad.
No relationship is perfect.
Nothing good ever comes easy.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Here comes the Sun.
And it's all right.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Hope of Deliverance

Rose's Rant

The Ninnies finally got what they wanted... Right?
Rob has left Kristen... Right?
They are no longer together... Right?
Your dreams have come true... Right?

So why are you still talking about her?
Why are you still obsessed with her?
Why is it that you are more focused on Kristen
and her career... 
Than the man you claim to be a fan of?
Seize your opportunity!
Now you can just do what you have always claimed 
you wanted to do!
"I just want to be a fan of Rob's without THAT girl"
So why aren't you?
I bet you still spend more time trashing Kristen
than you do talking about Rob.
Wonder why.


1. You have to admit that you were WRONG the past 3+ years
about the whole PR bullshit.
And as gleeful and happy as you are over Rob's broken heart right now
(Unfortunately some of you ARE gleeful even if Rob is hurting...)
It still burns you that Kristen was in a relationship with him
She still had what you will never have.
And truly...
Even if they don't get back together again...

It's still better to have loved and lost Rob
Than to never have loved him at all.

2. And admit it.
The reason you are watching this so closely?
You are SO scared that he will take her back.
Oh sure...
You are hoping against hope that he won't.
You want to believe that he would never forgive her.

You wake up everyday worrying that THIS will be the day.

So keep on hating her.
Keep on judging her.
All you perfect people who have never
made mistakes in your life.
Did you let your mistakes define you?
Or did you get the chance to learn from them?
Because I know...
that even if you never 'cheated' on someone
You have hurt someone you love.
Somewhere down the line.
Because we ALL do it.
Intentionally or not.
We all do it.

You don't have to like Kristen.
(and quite honestly, its obvious you never really did)
You don't have to like what she did.
(Nobody likes it)
But to continually hate on this young girl
who didn't do anything to you
shows more about you than it does her.
Rob is her boyfriend.
Not yours.
This affects their lives.
Not yours.
She doesn't need your forgiveness.
Save your righteous indignation for your own life.

She's paying the price in her private life....
With the whole world watching.
That's enough.

This post is brought to you by
Hope of Deliverance.

Thank you Paul McCartney.
You always make me smile.
(And thank you too, for reminding me of the song...
You know who you are)

I will always be hoping, hoping.
You will always be holding, holding
My heart in your hand. I will understand.

I will understand someday, one day.
You will understand always,
Always from now until then.

When it will be right, I don't know.
What it will be like, I don't know.
We live in hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us.

Hope of deliverance, hope of deliverance.
Hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us.

And I wouldn't mind knowing, knowing
That you wouldn't mind going, going along with my plan.

When it will be right, I don't know.
What it will be like, I don't know.
We live in hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us.

Hope of deliverance, hope of deliverance.
Hope of deliverance from the darkness that surrounds us.

What it will be like...
I don't know
But I hope they will find their way
back to each other.

I care about both Rob and Kristen.
BOTH of them.
I just want them to be OK.
Wherever that leads them.

And this post is brought to you by...
My complete adoration of Thomas Sturridge.

I'm sure he is being a good friend.
To both.

Until next time

Bye for now

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Take a Sad Song and Make It Better...

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey Jude, don't be afraid.
You were made to go out and get her.
The minute you let her under your skin,
Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Hey Jude, don't let me down.
You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember to let her into your heart,
Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
You're waiting for someone to perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey Jude, don't make it bad.
Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember to let her under your skin,
Then you'll begin to make it
Better better better better better better, oh.

Na na na na na ,na na na, hey Jude...


I want...
I NEED Rob and Kristen to be OK.
I care about them.
I've always said that if they were happy...
I was happy.
We're not happy right now
But we can be.
We will be.

I stand by that...
No matter where this leads
Together or apart.
I just want them to be happy.

(Yes, I still think they belong together)
Truth is fucking truth.

This post is brought to you by the movement
that is on your shoulder.

Step back and think about what you are saying.
Step back and realize that 99.9% of what you read
is complete and utter bullshit.
Step back and realize that although we all have emotions
wrapped up in this relationship
Some of the feelings... aren't ours to feel.

I wish Rob and Kristen 

You have found her
Now go and get her.

Green Sheep. Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now